South Park - Season 9 Edit

A a apparently they're going to call him New Pope,

A all right, come on, honey.

A and a fountain in our lobby.

A and refer to John Paul as P Pope Classic.

A beloved performing orca whale has been stolen from the Denver Sea Park.

A black person who can sacrifice himself in case something goes wrong.

A bunch of winners!

A Cardinal, Mallory, has been sent by the Vatican

A chance to go to the national circuit.

A child? This is God's solution?

A child's red hair is not determined by the lack of a soul,

A dolphin?!?!

A feeding tube?!

A feeding tube. It pumps a nutrient paste directly into Kenny's stomache.

A fifth point in a sports movie, the team always goes out and finds a really sweet player to join their team.

A full investigation is underway

A hundred dollar gift certificate to South Park Mall?

A Japanese boy did make it to level fifty nine.

A lot of people carry the ginger gene and don't know.

A lot of really cool people are Scientologists,

A lot of times parents call me in because I can relate to younger kids.

A media storm is about to hit you and you can't handle it on your own. Nobody can.

A new study?

A note? Let me see that.

A rapidly growing organization called The Ginger Separatist Movement is furious that the lead role of Annie

A tragic event is unfolding in South Park.

A what?

A woman was arrested for trying to bring food to the patient.

A world where everyone is ginger!

A young man. Basically, he he's like Keanu Reeves.

AAAAAAAAAAH NOO! Witches! You're all witches!

Aaaagh, I'm afraid it's true.

Aah I think you'd rather hear this in private!

Aah, you'd like that, wouldn't you?! I took care of this egg, Kyle, not you!

About, about serious issues! M'kay, let's let's stop the tomfoolery!

Abraham Lincoln has been dead for two hundred years!

Actually, gingervitus is the medical term.

Actually, our fountain is two stories tall.

Actually, our fountain is two stories tall.

Actually, the odds of us having a red haired freckled child were only one in four.

After everyone left the show I walked up to the glass and he started talking.

After witnessing the phenomenon firsthand, the pope then cleaned himself off

After witnessing the phenomenon firsthand, the pope then cleaned himself off

Agh, excuse me, Doctor, but it just so happens my mom loves me, no matter what I look like!

Ah ah! I know what you're thinking, Stan. You're thinking you're gonna tell Kyle.

Ah hi Nicole.

Ah I mean, look at us. What have we become?

Ah I will, Mom.

Ah Kenny, Token just signed with us!

Ah our client has an audition to this show.

Ah sick!

Ah, excuse me, who's in charge here?

Ah, gentlemen, thank you for coming.

Ah, here we go. See, I told you. If you're so caring, Kyle,

Ah, hey dad.

Ah, now, where were we?

Ah, she sing. She very popular in China.

Ah. Uhh. Could I hold that?

Aha! I knew it! Boys in the slumber party!

Aha! We've got them!

Ahah I have school tomorrow.

Ahh d, excuse me, sir, did I hear you say you needed somebody for your show?

Ahh yes, you are interested in my services.

Ahhh you like dolphins, hm?

Ahhh!!

Ahhhh!!

Alcoholism is a disease.

All along, I'm gonna make, make it right.

All around the country panic and chaos are settling in.

All I cared about was getting an A in this stupid project!

All I did is change my appearance to look the way I felt... here.

All I know is that I was depressed before

All **** carry gold in a little bag around their necks. Hand it over!

All right boys, now you're all here because you're the best of the best.

All right Jimmy, when she finally shuts her trap again,

All right kids, all right kids, that's enough!

All right now, I'm just gonna ask you a few questions.

All right, all right. That's enough, kids.

All right, but... you're gonna have to take certain precautions now.

All right, Butters, I'm going in alone, first.

All right, Butters, just try to relax.

All right, Butters, that's Heidi's house.

All right, Butters, you leave me no choice.

All right, children, it looks like we have no more contestants,

All right, come on, Butters,

All right, come on, I'll drive you guys home.

All right, come on! Let's play ball!

All right, Denver! You're up to bat now!

All right, everyone listen up! The hippie jam band festival is now 14 miles in diameter

All right, fine. But now listen up and listen good!

All right, folks. Let's let Butters get some rest.

All right, gentlemen, our containment center for the timewall is nearly complete.

All right, give it to me. I'll take it home tonight.

All right, go ahead and tell him.

All right, have a nice time, girls

All right, have a seat, Marjorine,

All right, hit one out of the park!

All right, I can't take it anymore! I'm getting on that stage!

All right, I'll help you!

All right, in you go.

All right, Kenny, let me show you what we're up against.

All right, Kenny, let's go!

All right, let's do it.

All right, let's eat Colonel!

All right, let's go.

All right, look, there's gotta be other Third World countries with space programs.

All right, ma'am. We've got your new toilet installed and we'll haul away the old one away for ya.

All right, move in!

All right, Mr. Nelson, let's go, come on.

All right, now I want you to hold your arms out at your sides...

All right, now we all want you to have a good time.

All right, our client will do it!

All right, out of the truck!

All right, people, it's obvious we're dealing with a highly intelligent animal rights group.

All right, people, let's save it! They still have a long way to go!

All right, people, we can move onto issue number 14B.

All right, Stan, I want you to just relax

All right, Stan. Sure.

All right, that's lunch, kids.

All right, then let's begin.

All right, then we just need a black person who can sacrifice himself in case something goes wrong.

All right, welcome to Hippie Jam Fest 2005!

All right, what the hell is going on here?!

All right, when she stops yappin' again,

All right, you got a place to go?

All right, you guys get back to the office, I'll bring Token there.

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right! Come on!

All right! I I keep getting an erection for no reason! Okay!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. In order to make our plan work.

All right. Thanks for your help, dudes.

All right. Then let's just ignore him.

All right. Well, there's pizza in the fridge if you and your friends get hungry.

All she has to do is go on the show, do all the performing, make all the money,

All students trying out for the All State team to center court!

All that leaves is you, Butters.

All that time and effort we spent helping Token and this is the thanks we get?!

All that's left for us to do is get the device from the girls and bring it here.

All the commands you make will be sent to the troops down on the battlefield.

All the other teams are worse than us.

All the other times were still funny, Mike!

All the top Colorado geologists have gathered at the governor's office for an emergency meeting.

All these people are just like you, Stan, auditing with E meters

All this violence and anger and, and for what?

All top agencies have fountains in their lobbies.

All we can do is try to wait it out, as long as we can.

All we need to do now is ...stuff the ...unskinned penis inside your... pelvis...

All you have to do is make it to Friday with your egg unharmed to prove what great little parents you are.

All you have to do is play the game, Kenny. Only this time, It's for reals.

Almost every boy goes through a phase where his penisbecomes hard... for no particular reason.

Almost too easy.

Almost... trapped in here, if you will.

Along with me I'm gonna need a scientest, an engineer, and of course,

Along with me I'm gonna need a scientest, an engineer, and of course,

Already we're reporting that the death toll here in Chicago is over six hundred billion people.

Alright come on both of you. We've got to pull together every warm piece of clothing we can find.

Alright guys, listen up!

Alright, get my wheelchair out of the back.

Alright... then you drive!

Am I a man yet?

Am I doomed to wander the Earth alone for all eternity?!

Amazing, doctor! You've revived somebody who's been legally dead for almost a day!

An alien reason.

An incredible development here, Tom.

An unholy demon spawn!

An update from the bleeding Virgin Mary statue!

And 5 000 hippies thick.

And a new study has just been concluded which will give me the ability to take no personal responsibility in this decision.

And after it's all done sneezin' milk. The penis stops bein' hard,

And all floated up towards the sky.

And Bebe said you were so reckless with your egg, so I made a fake one for you

And besides, her mother told me that she works as a state official and that I should ... respect her authroitay.

And best of all, I wrote that all the Scientologists

And burn down your house! Do you hear me?!

And Cartman egged me on, and I crashed it into the Beaverton dam.

And don't be late.

And dumped them into the volcanoes of Hawaii.

And even if I don't succeed, and it's a million to one shot that I will,

And everyone is happy!

And fighting out of the blue corner, wearing a gorgeous floral pattern silk dress, Wing!

And first up for Fort Collins is... Morgan Pratt.

And for doing it he's gonna be paid 200 dollars.

And for some reason, my spirit is trapped here on Earth.

And for those of you just joining us, this is the stingray tank.

And getting more involved with my relationship with God is

And give each couple... an egg

And got busted by the feds numerous times.

And having them believe you?!

And he has to watch me drive mine around the school parking lot and get super jealous!

And he needs our help getting him home.

And he shall be remembered as the peaceful little boy who warmed his parent's hearts.

And how could I become a ginger now?! I wasn't born like this!

And I broke the dam.

And I get to drive it around in the school parking lot.

And I think maybe you're the only person who won't make f f fun of me.

And I thought YOU were smart enough to see what was really going on!

And I wrote that the evil Lord Xenu

And I'll be nearby, secretly telling you all the right things to say.

And I'll just get a base reading of your thetan levels.

And I'm gonna have you sued for malpractice, and your clinic shut down!!

And I'm gonna hold it up in front of Wendy, and say "See?! I'm every bit as good as Kyle is."

And I'm gonna show everybody tomorrow that I'm every bit as good a egg take care ofer as you!

And I'm ready to take you back, Mr. Slave!

And I'm really turning my life around.

And I'm telling you now that if we don't let Kyle do the same, he may never be happy. Ever!

And if he really feels bad he can just tell me himself!

And if it seems like you need some help

And if not, we'll certainly prove a point to that goddamned Govermor, won't we?

And if there's one thing I've learned, is that the only way to fight hate, is with more hate!

And if you kill your baby, you get an F.

And it will be funny again, I swear to you!

And it's deadly.

And just like with most diseases, you can't cure it yourself.

And just roll with it if they start lezzing out.

And Kenny said he didn't want to live like this!

And Kenny told me specifically that he would never want to be kept alive on a machine.

And kept the original safe with me.

And leave the rest to us.

And never drive the car drunk again.

And now as a special treat,

And now I found meaning!

And now I'll use the skin from your penis to make vaginal lips.

And now I'm gonna be fighting in a State Championship game.

And now touch your finger to your nose.

And now we have Eric Cartman,

And now you're all blaming crab people for something that's very simple.

And now, Jambu is going to going to give you all a big wave!

And now, John Travolta in the closet too.

And now, Kelly's gonna show us how she makes Jambu do his tricks.

And one night, when you're all sleepin' in your room, the gingers are gonna getcha.

And pretending to be ginger with makeup is the worst thing anybody can do!

And put them in this box anonymously so we could discuss in class, m'kay?

And Satan's armies are approaching.

And say "That's the bad guy!"

And she's now my only shot at getting laid,

And so he built giant soul catchers in the sky!

And so he rounded up countless aliens from all different planets

And so I pull out my gun!

And so I'd like you to help me welcome a new student who has just moved here from Dallas.

And so we just try to analyze your personality

And so, I should get an F, and she should get an A,

And so, if you like, we can take off our shirts and kiss.

And so, red hair, light skin, and freckles are all passed down genetically.

And so, they can have a surgery that makes them more into the person they see themselves as.

And so, we must gather together every child who is NOT ginger, and exterminate them!

And still it happened. Three times.

And take hold of the E meter handles.

And talk about how pathetic I am?

And ten percent of two hundred is...

And ten thousand dollars cash.

And ten thousand dollars cash.

And the best fourth grade players from Wyoming.

And the man loses interest in the lady.

And the pope said quote:

And the rest of the country?

And the talent show is only a couple of hours from being over.

And then declared that the bleeding Virgin Mary statue is not a miracle!

And then declared that the bleeding Virgin Mary statue is not a miracle!

And then follow it with: "Wow, how insightful."

And then had those aliens frozen.

And then it stops being hard?

And then let you know some things about Scientology.

And then made into chili which I fed to the kid.

And then together, we can tear it all down.

And then what? Hide forever from the government?

And then you gotta make her thnk you're a good listener.

And then, turning your life over to that God.

And there are your finalists, the sixteen most beautiful women in Colorado.

And there is only one way for us, all together, to make that messeage very clear!

And there's no one else!

And threatened to kill all the workers inside.

And Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet.

And Tom Cruise still will not come out of the closet.

And turn your life over to that god and ask him for forgiveness.

And uh, oh, I... I can't do this.

And unless we work to rid the earth of that curse, the gingers could envelop our lives in blackness for all time.

And we finish it off with a nice peniplasty to enhance the genitalia.

And we must view the rest of the world as the lowlife, dark skinned rats that they are!

And we shouldn't be threatened by those differences

And we wanted to see it for ourselves and come and pray.

And we'll be able to determine your thetan levels.

And we'll get your fun free personality test started.

And we'll just take this egg for Stan and Kyle to look out for.

And we'reg onna start right now.

And what are you gonna do, huh?! I've got four feet on you AND a gun!

And what did Judas do? Oh, he just got Jesus killed, that's all.

And what does she do?

And will now read some passages before making

And wrote down whatever came to mind.

And you and I together will make three million dollars!

And you are gay."

And you need to just end this and come out.

And your scrotum has been made into a dorsal fin for a man who wanted to look more like a dolphin.

And, Wendy? Wendy will be with Kyle.

And, y you can't just go around saying stuff like that to people like my dad.

And... Scientology is just a big fat global scam.

Animal Liberation Front!

Annie, you'll be a family with Timmy.

Announcing the arrival of flight six seven three, from New York City.

Another rich American wants to fly into space!

Any luck here?

Any word on how the survivors in the town are doing, Mitch?

Any word on how the survivors in the town are doing, Mitch?

Anybody have a piece of notebook paper so I can make another one?

Anyone have anything they wanna tell the groups, for starters?

Anyone?

Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars.

Anyway, why don't you come down to the office, Token? Maybe I can convince the company to represent you.

Apparently there was so much chicken skin in the system it just ruptured the insides.

Apparently, some blessed child has done our work for us.

Appeal to the Governor? Oh,come on! Where's your balls?! Fag drag!

Archangel Michael, what say you?

Are actually caused by things called "body thetans."

Are actually from a galaxy called Nubanon.

Are we clear?!

Are we in trouble or something?

Are we sure about this? We'll never know the future.

Are you all right? You're sweating!

Are you guys nuts?! After everything we've gone through?!

Are you in?

Are you Jakartha?

Are you ready to hear the truth?

Are you serious??

Are you serious?? We never heard that.

Are you stupid, Uriel? Japanese people don't have souls!

Are you suggesting we shut down the economy?

Are you sure you didn't break it and switch eggs on me?! Where's my signature?!

Are you sure you're all right?

As a matter of fact,... I think it is the nicest hat I've ever known

As long as you live...

As most of you know I once lost my job and my family because of my drinking.

As news of the miracle spreads, hundreds are expected to show up here at the church

As people on both sides of the argument vie for media attention.

As Pope Benedict made his way through the throngs of people.

As some of you know, my biggest issue with gay marriage regards child rearing.

As the statue of the Virgin Mary continues to miraculously cry blood...

As you can see, we are quite a successful company.

Asians don't carry the recessive gene.

Ask it if the Broncos are gonna win on Sunday.

At first I thought maybe it was just a coincidence.

At first, nobody knew what caused the dam to break.

At the dawn of man

At Whistlin' Willy's Pizza, so you can come with me.

At who?

Atone?

Attaway, South Park! They ain't swingin' at nothin'!

Aw aw guys, come on!

Aw crap, Chinese Mafia!

Aw crap!

Aw crap.

Aw damnit!

Aw dangit!

Aw dude, I need to go to bed.

Aw gee, she's really upset.

Aw God, I'm so borrred.

Aw Goddamnit!

Aw J j j j...j Jesus!

Aw Jesus, not again.

Aw Jesus!

Aw man, I got a crappy AJ Feeley again!

Aw man, that's too bad, Token.

Aw man, this is awesome! Weeeee!

Aw rats.

Aw spit!

Aw, Jesus!

Aw, just forget it!

Aw, nasty! Yuck!

Awesome

Aww crap!

Aww sick! Gross!

Aww, crap!

Aww, it's all warm!

Aww, that's okay, Eric.

Aww, that's too bad.

Aww, that's tragic.

Awwright, kids, we've gotta work on that shooting! Come on!

Awwww.

B L U E. All right, pick another color.

Back down the ramp! It's all rigged to go!

Back o'the line, butter!

Back then there was a galactinc federation of planets

Back to you, Tom.

Ball four!

Ball four!

Ball!

Ball. Balll.

Bartender! I need a drink!

Basically, Kenny, you... are Keanu Reeves.

Basically, yes.

Bat Dad knows no fear! Bat Dad knows no pain!

Be at this address tomorrow 2 p.m. sharp.

Be good and be safe. Goodbye...

Beaverton has only a population of about eight thousand, Tom, so this would be quite devastating.

Bebe, you're paired up with Stan.

Because God is intending to use that soul for a divine purpose,

Because he's a fat racist self centered intolerant manipulating sociopath!

Because I do, Clyde.

Because I got a DUI and so I'm required to attend AA meetings for two weeks.

Because I really wanna stick my penis in your vagina.

Because I'll answer and pretend I'm talking to somebody super famous and important.

Because I'm a nice teacher, all right?

Because I'm scared, all right?!

Because I've already used your testicles to fashion new knees for a little boy who wanted to be tall and black.

Because if those people all think you're the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard

Because my family is like, Catholic or something.

Because now he's acting like gingers are awesome. And all his friends are gingers.

Because their skin is so light, ginger kids must avoid the sun.

Because they're too much like Xenu's evil cruisers.

Because who wants a purse that both their best friends have, right? And so

Because YOU won't come out of the closet!

Because YOU won't come out of the closet!

Because you're the governor?

Because, Butters,

Because, I don't want everyone knowing, okay?

Because.. I know what did cause the flood.

Being dead for that long caused severe damage to his brain.

Believe it or not, dozens of people have come to show support for whoever took the whale.

Believe it! The girls can ask it any question they want and it gives them an answer.

Believe just about anything.

Believe what?

Believing that only a higher power, God, makes you stop drinking.

Best friends forever?

Better red than dead!

Black or white, brown or red, we shouldn't kill each other, 'cause dying's lame

Black or white, brown or red, we shouldn't kill each other, 'cause it's lame. Come on, guys!

Blue.

Boats don't have parking brakes, dumbass. They only have... oh wait, wait, neutral button!

Boy oh boy, Eric, you've got a lot to atone for.

Boy this lemonade is great! Who knew how fun being sober could be?!

Boy, men will do just about anything to get a look at our tits, won't they?

Boy, that was great, wasn't it?!

Boy, we sure did.

Boy, you really beat the crap out of that Conifer dad.

Boys I want to thank you for coming down to my office on such short notice.

Boys, I'm really proud of you You've done an amazing thing for gay marriage rights.

Boys, thank you so much for eveything.

Brah, I'm not gonna argue with you, all right? Just go with it.

Brain cells cannot be repaied once dead.

Break it up! Break it up!

Breaking news here in South Park.

Brian, could you come over here a second?

Brian's gonna give you your personality test

Bring him back? Why... What are you talking about?

Brint it on Wing!

Broflovski, be ready to take over for Owens.

Broke fence...

Broken dreams and no ice creams

Buddy, my man, what is up?!

But as Heidi's parents, tonight it is our responsibility to look out for all of you.

But at least from now on, every time we look at the moon

But by the melanins which control the pigment in all of our skins. Thank you.

But Dr, Biber told me that there are a lot of other people out there who are transpecies.

But everyone wants you out the closet.

But first, we're going to hear from a motivational speaker.

But his soul is still in here.

But I can't contain them on my own anymore. We have to do something, fast!

But I can't get any of the girls here to let me... do it to them.

But I don't know any of this stuff.

But I don't want to see you!

But I feel like a basketball player. That's all I wanna do.

But I guess everything will be decided on the playing field.

But I have to make it stop! The talent show is this F Friday.

But I hope that you children take a moment today to congratulate Token for being so special.

But I made that egg. Mr. Garrison, please. Youyou can't give my egg to Stan, he'll break it.

But I paid five thousand dollars to be a woman. This would mean I I'm not really a woman.

But I put my faith in a higher power and I haven't had a drink for five days now!

But I saw him! Just as plain as I'm seein' you right now!

But I'm being joined now by famous singer/songwriter R. Kelly.

But I'm completely miserable and these people can help!

But I'm gay! I don't like vaginas!

But I'm very upset!

But I've been livin' it up ever since, havin' sex with all kinds of different guys!

But if I don't give myself up to a higher power, this disease is going to kill me dead.

But if one of us pretends to be the new girl in class, the girls will wonder where that boy went.

But if they all start, you know, lezzing out, just roll with it.

But if you wanna go make love to the whale, that's fine.

But if you're d dead, how come I can see you?

But instead of refering to you as "maarriied," you can be... butt buddies.

But it's... it's not true they... have no souls.

But Jimmy, you love talent shows. Everyone in town knows that.

But knowing that Hell was becoming much larger, God decided to let more people cross over

But learning to drink a little bit, responsibly, that'sa disciprine.

But Mom, we've been waiting for hours!

But now the right thing to do isn't using it ourselves, then we're no better than they are.

But now, if you guys can't accept

But now, shocking new evidence has indicated that the flood in Beaverton was caused by... Global warming!

But now, you shouldn't think you're crazy, young man. I see ghosts all the time.

But our teacher, Mr. Garrison? He just had his penis made into a vagina. How come?

But rather, from her vagina.

But some of those Division Two dads are tough!

But thanks to you people, my dad now thinks he has a disease that he can't cure himself.

But the evil Lord Xenu had prepared for this.

But the fact is no statistical proof has ever been confirmed that global warming exists.

But the statue wasn't a miracle!

But the talent show is tomorrow night!

But the talent show is tomorrow!

But then I calm myself down and I pull out my gun!

But then, why me?

But they're trapped now and nobody's helping them.

But this disease is just eating me up! I hate my illness!

But this is a scam on a global scale!

But this just doesn't seem right.

But Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet.

But tracking down the kidnappers is proving to be one WHALE of a problem.

But we all must try to move on

But we know it's something you might have a hard time talking about.

But we're reporting that there's looting, raping, and yes, even acts of canibalism.

But we're wrong, for the right reasons.

But we've been out of town for a couple of days and came back to find the fence broken.

But what about Mr. Garrison? He can't go back.

But when they get here, they become our slaves.

But where am I going to find a lady to stick my penis in?

But who?

But with the help of AA I've been sober for ten years now.

But you come any closer and I'll blow her brains out.

But you have to take Stan to his Little League game alone.

But you just said they should all die fifteen seconds ago

But you need to understand: we have a whale here that needs to get back to his family on the moon.

But you really have.

But you said that there were...

But you're okay, I guess.

But, I don't knnow if I'm really an alcoholic.

But, if you had such a study, a scientific study which proved same sex couples are incapable of raising a child...

But, maybe... I'm just the kind of person who needs to have it all or nothing.

But, well, your son wanted me to tell you something.

But.. we need supplies food, silicone.

But... it's me.

But... sometimes we want to know the answers so badly that we...

But... that's not natural. God intended Kenny to die! What are these people doing?!

But... we were so close...

But... you are one messed up kid.

But... you just said everyone who isn't ginger must die.

But... your name was L. Ron Hubbard.

Butters was trying to tell me something outside the house. That this device is nothing but trouble.

Butters, ah I really need to talk to somebody,

Butters, do you know what you're supposed to do when your penis gets hard?

Butters, Goddamnit, I'm not in your imagination!

Butters, I just want to talk to you!

Butters, I think that, through this whole thing, we've really become friends.

Butters, I'm sorry if I ever did anything to hurt you.

Butters, if anything happens to Mommy, I, I want you to be a good boy.

Butters, these things happen all the time.

Butters, what is going on?!

Butters, what on earth are you doing??

Butters, you have to help me!

Butters!

Butters!

Butters!

Butters! Butters, Goddamnit, I need your help!

Butters! Just what the fuck do you think you're doing?!

Butters! What have you done?!

Butters! You can see me??

Butters? Butters, whatever is troubling you, this isn't the answer!

Butters?!

Butters...

Butters...

By a great man named L. Ron Hubbard.

By now the global warming has shifted the climate, bringing on a new ice age.

C can I just get 2 back, please?

Call the parents. They're going to be shocked to find out...

Can anybody hear me?

Can I ask you a few questions?

Can I at least come in and talk to you?

Can I get a Red Power?

Can I have 3000$ ? Mom and Dad, huh?? Can I??

Can I help you?

Can I please just have somethin' to eat? Well I'm pretty hungry.

Can I start you out with some lotsa pasta macaroni minis?

Can I talk to you?!

Can we talk to you for a minute?

Can you believe it ladies? I'm one of YOU now!

Can you believe it Stan? I never thought global warming could happen so fast. I guess... I didn't listen.

Can you believe it, boys?! We're playing in the State Championship Game!

Can you believe it, Stan? State Championship game.

Can you come on the date and help me? You're like a white... Hitch.

Can you guys meet me over at Cartman's house tonight at around midnight?

Can you imagine?

Can you see anything?

Can't I just have some Spaghetti O's??

Can't say that I blame ya. That egg has caused me nothin' but problems since day one!

Can't we talk more? Please?

Can't. Talk. Any. More.

Cartman ?

Cartman flooded Beaverton?!

Cartman is NOT Kenny's BFF!

Cartman isn't our friend anymor

Cartman, what the hell are you doing?!

Cartman, you ate the skin off of every piece of chicken!

CARTMAN!

Cartman! I need to tell you something!

Cartman?

Cartman?

Cartman. We aren't gonna be hippies anymore. Y you don't have to kill us.

Cartman's side is right, for the wrong reasons.

Certain hormones start to release as your whole reproductive system begins to awaken,

Certainly. Come in.

Children, children, we have a very special announcement.

Children, please say hello to... Marjorine.

Ching ga wai pan!

Chris, will you sit down?

Clyde, can't you feel me? Feel me, Clyde!

Clyde? What is it, honey??

Coach! Coach, I'm all better. I'm ready to play.

Colfax Point...

Colfax Point...

Colorado, home of the world's largest beaver dam.

Come on Fort Collins! This team can't pitch!

Come on guys. If we all help out, we can do it super fast.

Come on in the auditing room and I'll show you how it works.

Come on out, kid.

Come on over here and I'll fill you

Come on over this way, Token.

Come on people, we're running out of time. We need all army helicopters to the southern states for evacuation now!

Come on, Alan! This pitcher throws like a girl!

Come on, Bebe. We'll take your egg for you and Wendy to look after.

Come on, buddy, let's go!

Come on, Butters.

Come on, class, let's rip on the freek egg! Two daaadies! Two daaadies!

Come on, come on!

Come on, Dad! Get up!

Come on, Denver!

Come on, Denver!

Come on, everybody! Let's get some queers, and some trucks, and have us a good old fashioned fag drag!

Come on, everybody. I think Kenny wants to be left alone.

Come on, Fort Collins! Let 'em have it! Yeah!

Come on, guys, let's leave Kyle with his stupid whale.

Come on, guys!

Come on, ho!

Come on, hurry!

Come on, kid, you gotta at least swing at it.

Come on, let's fulfill the plan! All non gingers must die!

Come on, let's go! I'm right here!

Come on, Mr. Crusie, this is ridiculous.

Come on, Mr. Slave, I wanna try out my new snootch.

Come on, South Park! These kids can't play!

Come on, Stan! Just strike this kid out so we can end the season!

Come on, Token, we have a lot to talk about.

Come on, we gotta go check on him

Come on, we've got to board up that last window. Seal up all the doorways.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! You gotta check it out!

Come on. Don't watch it feed.

Come out of the closet, Tom.

Come! There is much to discuss

Comrades, I'm afraid our situation is dire.

Congratulations, boys! You're goin' on to the post season.

Congratulations.

Cool! It worked! Hey, Jambu.

Cool!Okay, my turn, my turn! Do me now!

Could we please just keep this to ourselves?

Could you... get rid of them for us now?

Counseling for a nominal fee.

Crab people.. crab people..

Craig, Token, get the slings ready.

Cream these turds!

Creep!

Crisis and fear tonight, as what appears to be a massive flood has overtaken the town of Beaverton,

Cult? Scientology isn't a cult, Kyle.

Cure... cure disease. STAN!

D don't you see?

D'you know what you are?

Dad, aren't you supposed to like, not drink and drive?

Dad, Dad, Stop!

Dad, isn't it possible the flood wasn't caused by global warming? I mean, the water was held back by a giant beaver dam after all.

Dad, it's the middle of the day!

Dad, let's just wait our turn.

Dad, we we're trapped in Beaverton, we were trying to save everyone.

Dad, we're going back!

Dad, we're gonna crash!

Dad, weren't you watching?

Dad, what are you doing in Grandpa's extra wheelchair?!

Dad, you can't drive! Your license is suspended, remember?!

Dad, you don't have to do this!

Dad, you just need to not drink so much. It's very simple.

Dad, you like to drink. So have a drink once in a while. Have two.

Dad, you're drunk! You're not driving a car!

Dad, you've had enough! Just stop now!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad! Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!

Dad! What the hell are you doing?!

Dad? Dad, we need to talk.

Dad? Where the hell could he have gone?

Dad?! Dad, what are you doing?!

Daddy's very sick.

Damn, CAA is pretty impressive.

Damn, CAA is pretty impressive.

Damn, Ken!

Damnit you people have to make special arrangements for transpecies people like me!

Damnit, damnit! Stan and Kyle's egg is still doin' fine!

Damnit, is there not one serious question in here?!

Damnit! I knew you'd say that! You always have it out for me!

Damnit! Tell me what to do, Willzyx!

Day five. I made it! Hello?

Daywalker !

Daywalker !

Dead and... still wandering the earth a lost soul.

Dead people?

Dead.

Definitely yes!

Demon Army, begin your march on Heaven!

Denver sucks ass!

Did you ever do anything really bad?

Did you notice the fountain?

Did you tell anyone else about this?

Did you tell your egg partner, Heidi?

Difficult questions you had

Disciprine... come from within.

Disqualified?

Do any of you guys have milk money I can borrow?

Do I look like a woman?

Do me next. I wanna know if I'm gonna marry somebody cute

Do not cross the Bat Daaad!

Do not fear, my Lord. Your army is great!

Do what?

Do you believe me now?

Do you ever make remarks... which you later regret?

Do you ever whistle... just for the fun of it.

Do you fucking get me now?!

Do you know any red haired, freckled kids?

Do you like steak, Token? I know a great place for you locally.

Do you mind if I take a quick look around your house? I'm afraid you may have hippies.

Do you really think the girls are just gonna hand that technology over?

Do you think I'm stupid?

Do you think somebody's been using it?

Do you think this is funny,..?

Do you wanna play rough?! Okay!

Do you want a bike, or do you not want to be depressed?

Doctor Lindsay, expert in the paranormal. She can tell us what to do!

Doctor! Doctor, we have a pulse!

Doctrine of life behind Scientology?

Does that mean we're friends?

Does the Mexican space programs have rockets that can go to the moon?

Does this mean... you have to go now?

Doin' just fine, Butters.

Doing community service work at schools like these.

Don Heisman, Creative Arts Agency in Los Angeles.

Don't be a fag! Come on, we can make it. We have to try!

Don't be a fool, Craig.

Don't be sad, Butters.

Don't be sad, Butters. What awaits each person in heaven is eternal bliss, divine rest,

Don't blame the mayor, Sharon. What about FEMA? I think this whole thing is really their fault.

Don't bury your son's body at the Indian Burial Ground, Stotch!

Don't do it, son! You have too much to live for!

Don't do it, Stotch! What comes out of the ground ain't the thing you put in.

Don't fail us! We'll be right there!

Don't forget that we were both considered hippies back in the '60s.

Don't give us that crap! She's no good to you dead and you know it!

Don't let anything happen to it, please.

Don't let them get that whale in the water!

Don't say that, Mike. It was funny.

Don't swing, only if it's a strike!

Don't think that you can buy me with presents!

Don't throw it so hard or so close next time!

Don't throw the ball too fast, because I might get startled and I have asthma.

Don't worry everyone, the government is here to save you.

Don't worry, Butters, I'm gonna get you out of here.

Don't worry, Jimmy. We're not laughing with you,

Don't worry, Kenny. You didn't die for nothing.

Don't worry, Mr. Stotch. Whatever traumatized yoru son in his past, we'll find it.

Don't worry, Nut Gobbler! I'm coming!

Don't worry. I have a plan.

Don't worry. We're gonna bring you back, son. We're gonna bring you back!

Don't yell at me!

Don't you all see what this means?

Don't you care that I'm depressed?!

Don't you even care that I was suffering? I wasn't happy the way I was!

Don't you say that! It was funny!

Don't you see what we're doing?

Don't you tell me what I can and can't do with my body! A woman has a right to choose!

Don't you understand what ignorant prejudice like that can lead to?

Don't you understand, L. Ron? It's me! Tom Cruise!

Dr. Biber said he can give me a n****plasty so I can finally look the way I've always wanted.

Dr. Biber.

Drinking and driving is for idiots. Nobody wants to end up like Stan's dad, do they?

Dude come on, we gotta get out of here!

Dude come on, we gotta get out of here!

Dude we don't have time for your stupid jokes, we're gonna die!

Dude you have to tell everyone, right now!

Dude, check it out

Dude, did you hear what's happening?

Dude, did you see that episode of Trading Spouses last night? That was insane

Dude, didja see, Jimmy? They're giving away a hundred dollar first prize for the talent show.

Dude, don't be nervous.

Dude, dude okay, he's out!

Dude, dude! Did you see the news last night?

Dude, dude! Did you see the news last night?

Dude, everyone's leaving! We can walk right up to the tank and really study him.

Dude, he did that to me this morning.

Dude, he talks!

Dude, he's back, he's back!

Dude, he's not gonna swing! So just throw balls.

Dude, I don't think your uncle would want us driving it.

Dude, I I just.. I I don't know what to do here.

Dude, I think it's totally working. The girls are totally buying it.

Dude, I think you're being followed.

Dude, I was on the toilet all night from that chicken. I thought I was gonna die.

Dude, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.

Dude, it's been too long. Something's wrong

Dude, it's totally fine.

Dude, Jambu is the best!

Dude, L. Ron Hubbard was a science fiction writer.

Dude, look at me, Kyle, I'm right here!

Dude, maybe we should give up!

Dude, Stan, you are in serious trouble.

Dude, Stan, yuh you know why **** have glassy eyes?

Dude, thanks for helping us out by joining our team.

Dude, the boss is coming!

Dude, these people have no idea what's going on. Let's get out of here.

Dude, these things are dumb. Let's go!

Dude, they totally think he's a girl.

Dude, they've bought it hook line and sinker. This is going swimmingly.

Dude, this is going awesome.

Dude, this is my rooom!

Dude, this whole building is going to collapse.

Dude, we had it all wrong.

Dude, we have to do whatever we can to get that feeding tube put back in!

Dude, we're gonna go sneak into Cartman's and change him back into a non ginger!

Dude, we've gotta hurry home! The final episode of Lost is on soon.

Dude, what are we gonna do?? We can't win this game.

Dude, what the hell is he doing?

Dude, what's the big deal?

Dude, where is she? We can't wait.

Dude, you don't just go up to a girl and ask her if you can stick your penis in her vagina.

Dude, you should just go be with Wendy and be happy.

Dude, you were awesome, Kyle.

Dude, you were right cartman! Your uncle Roy has a sweet boat!

Dudes, you were the friends a guy could have.

Dummy! Brainwashed alien souls?

Dz n Doctor Pal?

E meters and thetan levels?

Each one of them's a blessing.

Earlier today a break in the beaver dam, which protected the town, broke open,

Earlier today, the new pope, Pope Benedict the 16th himself

Eey, what do you think you're doin', kid?

Eh eh, you're right, Colonel Sanders! You shouldn't give her any more chicken.

Eh fah, fag drag?

Eh hello ma'am.

Eh... Kenny. Kenny, you want fifty cents?

Either you help me, or I will haunt you for the rest of your life!

Eminem, Justin Timberlake, Hootie... They all have agents.

Enough!

Eric Cartman, you are under arrest.

Eric honey, time to get up for school.

Eric, I can't tell you why, but it's very important that I score to night!

Eric, I never really liked you. But then, nobody does.

Eric, we're, we're talkin' about potholes right now, m'kay.

Eric, why don't you come up here?

Eric, ye you're just an image in my head brought on by a traumatic event.

Eric, you were right. About the hippies.

Eric, you've never been anything but a problem for me!

Eric! Calm down.

Eric.

Eriku san, you must follow direction! You raku disciprine!

Es un milagro. Es un milagro!

Even though I know that I'm most likely just completely insane.

Every couple of minutes he gets out of line to go to the bathroom.

Everybody get in a single file line!

Everybody here just wants you to come out of the closet, Tom.

Everybody just stay calm! I can handle this, no problem.

Everyone above this line is already dead.

Everyone below this line will have to be evacuated to the south.

Everyone down on the ground. Now!

Everyone into the community center! Hurry, go!

Everyone's moms are taking their kids after school!

Everything's fine, yeah, but we're supposed to arrive in Los Angeles in about four hours.

Ex excuse me, General?

Exactly right, Clyde.

Except the super AIDS.

Excuse me just a second, Token.

Excuse me, Brof Broflovski, is it?

Excuse me, gentlemen, I have to get back to the oven.

Excuse me, ma'am.

Excuse me, ma'am. What's your name?

Excuse me, sir, but when? When is this going to happen?

Excuse me, sir, I'll be right back.

Excuse me, where do you have special seating for dolphins?

Excuse me, where, where is the bathroom for dolphins?

Excuse me!

Excuse me! I'm sure we're all very impressed with your wild theories, Dr. Marsh,

Excuse me?

Excuse me. Excuse me, can I have your attention please?

Excuse us!

Excuse us! Excuse us please!

Exterminate ?

Fag!

Fags are gettin' married over MY DEAD BODY!!

Fax these results to the head office in Los Angeles.

Fear and horror in South Park today as the music festival continues to grow.

Feel it comin'!

Feeling warm is a symptom of the last stages of hypothermia.

Feels good to be proud of who you are! Now I don't think I need to tell you there's a lot of hate out there.

Fellas! Hey fellas, you gotta come see!

Fight! Keep fighting!

Fighting out of the red corner, wearing blue and white trunks, the Destructor from Del Fuego, Mexico,

Fine, I will.

Fine, Mom.

Fine!

Fine! Go screw yourself!

Fine! In the meantime, shut your Goddamned daywalker mouth!

Fine.

First the gay people come in here wanting equal rights,

First up to bat for South Park, Kyle Schwartz.

Follow that pimp and ho!

For all the things I've done wrong.

For all the times he made fun of you being a no good stinking Jew.

For control over somebody's life who... w we're all just trying to leech off of.

For it is children, with their innocence and their spirit

For people feeling sad and depressed.

For saving the entire universe from the forces of evil, we give you this.

For telling the kids their naked dads were gonna beat them up!

For the love of God, don't ever show me in that condition on national television.

For the past several days I've been... noticing a steep rise in the number of hippies coming to town.

For thinking that screwing with kids was funny!

For too long, the corporations have bled the world of its love and resources!

Forget it! I'm calling the attack off!

Forget it.

Forgetting that they are human beings.

Fort Collins can't play!

Forty five to dispatch...

Four.

Freakin' weirdos, man.

Freeze image!

Friday?! Aw, Jesus!

From now on, all contracts we have on people are null and void.

From now on, let's not talk to him, let's not even acknowledge him.

From now on, we are an entertainment team, Token.

Fuck you, punk!

Full march, to the Gates of Heaven! Victory is ours!

G R E E N

G'bye Butters. I'm goin' to a better place.

Gabriel and Uriel, you go down to Earth and try to get that feeding tube removed.

Gabriel returns with news!

Gah! Wasn't nothin' neither.

Garrison is taking us all on a field trip today.

Gay.

Gays can get married? What??

Geez I realy wish this guy would shut up.

Gemtemen, we have to get our hands on that device.

Gentlemen, this is a historic day for all of boy and mankind! In a few moments, we will know the future

George Bush didn't break that beaver dam! It was terrorists and Al Qaeda!

George Bush?

Gerald, that is very closed minded of you! You shouldn't judge people who want to change.

Gerald! What happened to you?!

Get a hold of yourself! I'm the one who died!

Get back. Get back or you're all gonna get maced!

Get close to him!

Get him in the water!

Get him into the command station! Hurry!

Get inside, we have to close these doors!

Get it? A hard time.

Get me seven martini's!

Get out of my face!

Get out!

Get the lead out!

Get the lead out!

Get them!

Get this jamb on the door!

Get up, Randy!

Get up, Randy! Fight! Fight for me!

Get up, Randy! Get up, ya bum!

Get up, ya bum!

Get up! You have to fight!

GET YOU BACK!

Get you both out of the closet.

Get your ass back in here, ho!

Get your man hands off of me!

Getting tickets and having to go to elementary school classrooms

Ginger kids are born with a disease which causes very light skin, red hair, and freckles.

Ginger kids eat in the hallway!

Ginger kids! Nooo!

Ginger or not, it's all the same.

Gingers are the chosen people! The chosen race!

Girl power!

Give me thirty seconds in there, and then you go in and free the hostiages.

Give us a hug. Girls' Club!

Give us back Wing, RIGHT NOW!

Global warming didn't cause the Beaverton flood. We know now whose fault it is. It was... crab people!

Global warming is going to strike two days before the day after tomorrow.

Global warming isn't happening right now. It's not what caused the Beaverton flood.

Global warming must be over.

Global warming seems to have struck, as predicted, in the Colorado Rockies.

Global warming!!

Go ahead and find somebody who doesn't have a vagina, you fag!

Go away, I said!

Go away!

Go away! You aren't real!

Go back, go back!

Go enjoy the rest of your recess.

Go in there? Uh, but they'll see me.

Go on then! Say your last words!

Go! Go!

Go! Go! Get in the containment field!

Go! Now!

God bless you, Doctor. I know you'll make me well again.

God damn it, you know I don't carry gold in a little bag around my neck Cartman! What do you want from me?

God forgave the ****, you should be able to forgive him!

God forgave the ****, you should be able to forgive me!

God has changed the rules here. For ages, only Mormons were allowed into Heaven.

God has found a way to defeat your army.

God only knows the horrors that go on in girls' slumber parties. Let's just hope Butters can survive it.

God, this is gonna be sooo yummy.

Goddamn, this pimp just won't give up!

Goddamnit it is prank call again!

Goddamnit no! Y you have to give them more time!

Goddamnit, say something!

Goddamnit, what the fuck is going on?

Goddamnit, what?!

Goddamnit!

Goddamnit!

Goddamnit!

Goddamnit! Goddamnit!

Goddamnit.

Godspeed!

Gonna make it right, girl, I've got to have your lovin' tonight!

Good bye!!

Good call, ref! Good call!

Good luck, and remember, a dead baby means an F for the parents.

Good luck, man

Good luck! You're gonna need it.

Good luck.

Good man.

Good morning, family. The Lord has truly blessed us with another beautiful day.

Good times, good times!

Good. Keep working. We want to know all we can before we try to operate it.

Good. Millie and Clyde, I saw yours before class.

Good. Now all we must do is pray nobody interferes with the child's death a second time.

Good. We're making a lot of headway.

Good. You're gonna feel a little pinch now, Butters.

Goodbye Butters!

Goodbye Buttters. I must be going now.

Goodbye, Willzyx!

Goodbyyye!

Goodnight, baby

Got.

Gotta try to take it easy from now on, son. Get Daddy another beer, will ya?

Governor, we have collected over one thousand signatures requesting that you veto this gay marriage bill!

Governor's office?

Great, I love crapping in a toilet with no rim on it.

Great, so do you have the two hundred and forty dollars?

Great! I want you to meet my new friend, Stan.

Great! You kids just saved my ass!

Great. Oh, and hey guys, just wanted to say thanks for choosing the Airport Hilton for your conference.

Gross!

Growing up? Growing out is more like it.

Guess that I'll never know how it all went wrong. How how how?

Guess that's my guy.

Guys come on!

Guys, don't forget. Kyle is a daywalker. Daywalkers are half gingers themselves.

Guys, guys, guys, stop!

Guys, you remember Token. He's thinking about becoming a client.

Guys! Guys! Guys!

Guys! Guys?

Guys! Okay, look, maybe I'm ginger, but... I'm not like other ginger kids. I'm still me inside.

Ha haven't I done well, L. Ron?

HA! Saving money, duhhh!

Haaahahahaha, we have the device now! The power belongs to us!

Haha, anyhow, as I was saying, we put one egg into the hands of two male students.

Haha! I'm totally wet! This is awesome!

Hail the holy PSP.

Hand in hand, we can live together.

Hand in hand, we can live together.

Hand in hand, we can live together. Ginger or not, we're all the same.

Hand in hand, we can live together. We shouldn't kill each other 'cause we're all the same.

Hand over the gold.

Hand over the real Jew gold, Kyle.

Hang on Willzyx. There's still hope.

Hang on, boys.

Hang on, Willzy x. Hang on, buddy.

Hang on, Willzyx. We'll in Mexico soon!

Hang on! Wait!

Hang on.

Hang on. Hold on a second.

Harris, run a fingerprint on that note!

Hate for awesome people like us.

Have a long, fulfilling life, Butters!

Have a seat and tell me what it is you seek.

Have Kenny hide in another room, and call the phone on my desk.

Have you gotten laid before?

Have you have you heard about this, have you seen this?

Have you heard of Scientology?

Have you noticed any whales in your pool at all?

Have you seen this, have you heard about this?

Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?

Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?

Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?

Haven't you enjoyed my acting?

Having investigated closely.

Having them PAY you for it, stupid!

He beat Satan's army in over three thousand separate simulations.

He can't more on hiw own ah how will he eat?

He can't quit by himself. None of us could.

He can't responde to you, boys.

He can't! Don't you understand?!

He claims that the ghost of a dead friend talks to him.

He did not say that! You just want him dead so you can have his stupid PSP!

He did, that kid just cut in line!

He did? When?

He even took my picture and then did computer imaging to show what I would look like after the surgery.

He goes to every game in that ridiculous outfit and usually drinks too much and gets into a fight.

He had many enemies.

He has his Jew ethics, while he whores his greedy Jew gold, and he will Jew you out if you tell him about this!

He hasn't said a word since we brought him here.

He he got caught, he got caught up in the rat race of, of taking things for granted.

He He's kind of, a hypochondriac .

He is the reincarnation of our church's most famous prophet.

He knew he had to take us all home, too, right?

He lived on a boat with only young boys

He needs divine intervention. Spirituality.

He probably thinks if he apologizes to everyone,

He really likes her voice.

He registered OT9!

He said he just closed his eyes

He said my dad was gonna sneak into my room naked one night and beat me up.

He says, he love you.

He talked! I swear to Abraham he talked and he loves rocket ships!

He wants to do the final egg check in front of the Governor's office!

He was supposed to stay dead!

He wishes he would have been a better son sometimes.

He, h he's coming down! Oh thank God!

He... didn't make it.

He'll die if we don't get him back, now!

He'll pay her four thousand dollars.

He's a teacher! How are we supposed to explain this to our children?!

He's alive. He ee smiles when I talk to him. I think...

He's asking for your forgiveness. And and he wants you to just remember the good times.

He's done for anyway.

He's from South Park. Maybe he'll let us in line with him.

He's gonna pay her four thousand dollars!

He's got it! He's got the device!

He's helping his class to move two donated grand pianos to needy school children in Tijuana.

He's just dancing around.

He's looking at the sign.

He's not gonna swing! Throw balls!

He's perfect.

He's right. It's time for all of us to focus our energy and get this hippie jam into full swing.

He's saying we all broke the dam.

He's what??

He's what...

He's wonderful. He's wonderful.

Heaven help us.

Heaven help us.

Heck, I tell ya!

Heck.

Heeey heh, Josh Garrett. How yo doin'?

Heey, see you Nelson.

Heh heh, I broke the dam, heh.

Heh, totally.

Heh! Come on, stingray!

Hehey Jimmy!

Heidi Turner is going to have a slumber party on Thursday night.

Heidi, sweetie, I'm just gonna set the snacks over here.

Heidi, you'll be with Eric.

Hell's army is departing! They head now for the Gates of Heaven.

Hello ?

Hello again everyone.

Hello doctor, looks like I need an abortion.

Hello everybody!

Hello son. Don't you worry. Daddy's gonna make everything all right again

Hello there! Gary Nelson with Hilton Guest Relations.

Hello young man. I'm the head of Scientology.

Hello, boys! It's me, your teacher! Mrs. Garrison!

Hello, cousin Kyle.

Hello, I'm Rachel with Quality Curtains.

Hello, is this the Talent Agency.

Hello, little boy.

Hello, ma'am. I'm working to clean up the neighborhood from parasites.

Hello, ma'am. May I talk to you?

Hello, Mr. Garrison, I'm Dr. Biber. I'll be performing your surgery today.

Hello, Mr. Slave. Boy have I been busy. A woman's work is never done.

Hello, Stan.

Hello, would you like to take a personality test?

Hello! Hello! Hello!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Anybody? We'd like to be rescued, please. Any day now.

Hello? Hello, this is Russian President.

Hello? Hello?

Hello? Hey, come out of there!

Hello? Jimmy, any luck at the Chinese Embassy?

Hello? Oh hey dude.

Hello? We want to talk to somebody right now!

Hello?? I've been saying this for years!

Help four boys and a Chinese woman get back to Colorado?

Help me! Hellp mee!

Help! Help!

Her life belongs to us!

Her life belongs to us!

Her mom asked me personally if we could have Marjorine over,

Her mother ?

Her voice is so beautiful. To think we would have made it so nobody would ever hear her sing.

Here is the hospital

Here is the hospital

Here to sing for our sixteen lucky finalists, the winner of the Colorado Child Star Contest,

Here we go, Denver, here we go!

Here we go, Denver! These South Park kids got nothin' on you!

Here with more details once again, is R. Kelly.

Here with the results of that study is the lovely Mrs. Garrison

Here you go, boys.

Here you go, son. Eat!

Here you go, sweetheart.

Here you go.

Here, hold this!

Here, let me push you to the front of the line.

Here. Here, you see? It's going to be all right. Hello... son.

Here's a list of all the pitches I'm gonna throw, in order.

Hey Bat Dad!

Hey Bertha.

Hey Brian.

Hey Cartman, that was really cool what you did.

Hey Cartman, that was really cool what you did.

Hey dickhole! What do you think you're doing?

Hey dudes, what's goin' on?

Hey dudes. Sorry I couldn't make it yesterday. What did you guys do?

Hey Eric!

Hey everybody, you're not gonna believe it!

Hey everybody! They just found out what caused the flood in Beaverton!

Hey fags, what's going on?

Hey fellas, w where is Cartman?

Hey guys! This girl is staying a woman! Who wants to pound my vadge! Girl power!

Hey hey, no way. We aren't the ones who built a town beneath a giant beaver dam, okay? That's their fault!

Hey Jimmy, how was school?

Hey Jimmy, I'm Doctor Pal.

Hey Kelly. How's it going?

Hey kid, what do you think you're doing?

Hey kid!

Hey look everybody, helicopters!

Hey Marjorine, you wanna know your future?

Hey Shawna.

Hey Stan, we're gonna go to the movies.

Hey Stan.

Hey there my man, that was a great performance.

Hey there! How are you?

Hey we'll take it! Over here, yes! Thank you, thank you!

Hey Wendy, how's your egg doing?

Hey yeah! We deserve that money just as much as he does.

Hey yeah.

Hey you guys! You guys are not gonna believe this!

Hey, can it, jackass! I just don't want them to know I was here with a different girl.

Hey, could you bring us some more bread, huh? Oh and some more olive oil. Chop chop!

Hey, don't forget me, okay?

Hey, I hate Cartman Can I ignore him with you?

Hey, I know! Let's go play laser tag at FunPlex.

Hey, I think she could see you too. You really are a ghost.

Hey, is your show as good as America Idol?

Hey, it's really nice n here.

Hey, j j jackass!

Hey, that whale talked to me too.

Hey, that's bullcrap?! How come Jimmy doesn't have to do it?!

Hey, wait up you assholes! God..

Hey, what happened to the tunes, man?

Hey, wowee, nice fountain.

Hey, you can't go up there.

Hey, you just sit and listen. You'll be very impressed.

Hey, you know, I heard you were doing some thing down in Denver tomorrow night.

Hey! That's our client!

Hey! You're the best stuffed animal I've ever had.

Hey. I smell a butter.

Hey. That's a great idea!

Hey. Wuh I'm giving a speech tomorrow about people with red hair and freckles.

Hey... That's the stolen whale!

Hi Bill. Hi Bill.

Hi boys.

Hi Dad.

Hi Eric, uh, how's it goin'?

Hi gals! Oh boy, can you believe the sales they're havin' out there?

Hi Harry.

Hi Jimmy.

Hi Randy.

Hi, Michael.

Hi, Mr. Lu Kim?

Hi. My name's Kyle. Uh, I understand that your country flies people into space for money.

Hiding something huge...

Hippies can't stand death metal.

Hippies?

Hit it out of the park, Alan! South Park sucks!

Hit the PA system NOW!

Hm. I don't really see the irony in that, Kyle.

Hnh, that's, that's strange.

Ho hold on guys. We're not sure what this device is capable of.

Ho, now you're puttin' words in MY mouth!

Ho, that's not a problem at all.

Ho! Daywalkers!

Hoh now, what makes you say that, Wendy? I'm sure two boys can handle an egg just fine...

Hol ! Hold on. Wa hang on, hang on.

Hold everything!

Hold it right there, Kyle!

Hold the wheel, Stan.

Hold your positions!

Hopefull, it will be long enough to get our Keanu Reeves back.

Hopes that the celebrity will finally give in.

Hoping to witness the miracle and even cure their diseases.

How about lava? You got enough lava?

How about some Goddamn business ethics?!

How about that, folks! A full body flip!

How about twenty? That's not disciprine.

How about we read each other's futures?

How are you feeling?

How are you, Abraham Lincoln?

How can I not be nervous? Trying out for the All State team has been my dream for years.

How can it be nothing but trouble?

How can my own God forsake me?!

How can they let an eight year old decide Kenny's fate?

How come ?

How come we never get opportunities like that?

How come you didn't buy any cards, Stan?

How come you get to use it first?

How could you not have seen anything? It's a whale, for Christ's sake!

How could you say that?! You hate this game more than any of us!

How dare you mock our faith, you little punk?!

How did I manage to raise such a smart kid?

How did...?

How do we get you home?

How do you get up in front of that many people?

How do you know that?

How do you know?

How does it feel to be playing for the State Championship?

How is everything with you guys?

How is the incubation shield coming, Clyde?

How much do I owe you?

How much money is enough, Mayor?! How many people's lives it it all worth?! GODDAMNED HIPPIE!

How much to take a whale into space?

How much was bail this time?

How much? Jesus Christ! Uh hang on.

How stupid are you?!

How stupid are you?! So help me GOD Butters, I'm gonna get you back for this! I'm going to

How the hell was that a strike?! Goddamnit, he's going to first!

How were we supposed to know that they were gonna actually do it?!

How?

How?

How?

How? We've gotta track down those kids. Before the police do!

How?!

However, a growing number of people are also standing behind Kenny's BFF, Eric Cartman.

Huh ?

Huh ?

Huh Blesse blessing full of love.

Huh but I thought you were one!

Huh I can't do it, felas. I can't go into a girls' slumber party!

Huh I just said, "Hey Eric!"

Huh s s super AIDS?

Huh, well. We'll get another E meter this one's obviously broken.

Huh, what?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Oh nothin'. Hey, you guys wanna tell each other's futures now?

Huh? What?

Huh? Why?

Huh?! Isn't this America!? I'm sorry, I thought this was America!

Huh. Whaaa? Where are we ?

Huhey Mom and Dad, I'm not

Huhm. Jambu, you wanna talk about rocket ships?

Humbly asking God to remove your weaknesses.

Hundred bucks, no big whoop.

Hundreds of onlookers here have gathered here in

Hurry it up, dude, we have a rocket to catch.

Hurry, boys! We'll take care of them!

Hurry. Go, go!

I am a boy at South Park Elementary.

I am a serious assissin! Get out of my face!

I am the greatest killer the world has ever seen!!

I am tired of this business.

I am? I didn't know that!

I am.

I asked myself why won't Tom Cruise just come out the closet?

I ate a bunch of chicken skin and it blew out my insides.

I beat out YOUR fat ass, Cartman!

I beg to differ with you, sir.

I believe that I might have come up with a compromise to this whole problem that will make everyone happy!

I believe the people at home see he's NOT in pain because he's a tomato!

I believe you all know what that means, and how serious this is.

I broke the dam.

I broke the dam.

I broke the dam.

I broke the dam.

I broke the dam.

I broke the dam.

I broke the dam.

I broke the dam.

I broke the dam.

I broke the dam.

I broke the dam.

I broke the dam. I ran a boat into the dam and I broke it.

I broke the egg.

I brought the new Justin Timberlake CD. We should dance to it.

I came to talk you out of it.

I can fight anybody. I just need to train.

I can finally go to everlasting peace, eternal rest,

I can make you one.

I can pay two thousand now, three more when the job is finished.

I can say Butters is definitely suffering from aggravated repressied memory syndrome.

I can say my final goodbyes to them through you.

I can take him, no problem.

I can't be dead!!

I can't believe it.

I can't believe that fat asshole!

I can't believe we have to keep on playing.

I can't believe you chased me all this way.

I can't believe you just went ahead and had that surgery without even asking me what I thought.

I can't do that, Eric!

I can't eat too much, I'lve got an infected urinary tract.

I can't find the passage to Heaven.

I can't go on... feel so hot...

I can't spend any money. I'm saving up for that bike I want.

I can't stand her.

I can't tell them, because they're evil communists from the Horsehead Nebula.

I can't tell you unless you pay for a few years of audit counseling!

I can't use that argument. There's never been a study done which proves that either way.

I can't wait to see the look on everyone's faces when I show up to school with a PSP!

I can't, I can't keep running like this!

I can't, Mom. We're working on our school project.

I can't! Don't you understand?!

I can't! I'm sick!

I can't.

I can't. I'm busy.

I can't. I'm writing a new sacred doctrine for my church.

I caught the following images on tape.

I could die waiting in this line, Stan. Come on, let's go!

I could think of a few ways.

I did not!

I did.

I didn't hear no bell.

I didn't know you were depressed.

I do have legal authority, your honor.

I don't believe it.

I don't believe it.

I don't believe you have any legal authority here.

I don't care. Scramble it, fry it, do what you will! It has to look like an accident.

I don't even have an uncle Roy! That was just some guy's boat I knew about.

I don't know how you do it, dude.

I don't know if I believe in myself anymore.

I don't know if I can take this guy, Sharon.

I don't know if we should continue without knowing more about this Keanu Reeves God has.

I don't know, but she is pissed.

I don't know, but you're the only one who can.

I don't know, I, I got this emergency letter from Cartman,

I don't know, just ignore him.

I don't know!

I DON'T KNOW!

I don't know! I don't know what I'm doing anymore!

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I lost the last page.

I don't know. You know, to me it seems like the mayor of Beaverton should have done something that dam years ago.

I don't like the sound of that. Could I take a look in your attic?

I don't like to really "trash talk," but, I don't think Denver has a chance.

I don't suppose you guys want to win this game.

I don't think it's gonna be that hard to keep it from breaking. This whole assignment is stupid.

I don't think so, South Park

I don't think so!

I don't think so! You guys are way too good!

I don't wanna know when I'm going to die, fatass!

I don't. She's totally lame.

I feel like this is my only hope.

I feel really safe. Oh my Gahd.

I feel terrible, you guys. It can't be easy being the new girl in school.

I for one can't stand red haired, freckled kids, but you need to understand, there is no cure.

I found the page where Kenny specified his wishes about being on life support.

I found the woman you need to talk to for me. Look!

I give you... the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard!

I got a lot o' responses, so let's read some aloud.

I got it! I got the ball.

I got some tampons. I should be getting my period really soon.

I got you, Nut Gobbler!

I gotta drive to Bailey.

I gotta guh, I gotta go! See ya fellas.

I guess.

I guess... you're not as good as they say you are...

I had a n****plasty. Can I play in the All State team now?

I had a sex chamge operation.

I had to, Linda. If there was even the slightest chance it would bring him back!

I handled it, Mayor. Gee whiz.

I hate being small and *******. I feel like a tall black man.

I have a little... problem I need taken care of. I heard you're the best

I have a lot of respect for you boys finding your way in here.

I have a raging hard on that just won't quit, and the talent show has already started

I have corns in my feet!

I have no idea.

I have to admit that I'm powerless to this terrible disease.

I have to be the first to get one! Come on!

I have to believe that this will work!

I have to disprove Cartman's hateful rumors!

I have to put my faith in a higher power.

I haven't gotten to experience a period because... one of those truckers I slept with got me knocked up.

I hit a homerun! High five, everybody!

I hope I don't get too emotional and drive you crazy with my PMS.

I hope so.

I hope you enjoyed my report on the Solar System. Thank you.

I I can't believe we're actually listening to this. This is a crazy plan!

I I don't know if it's right to keep Kenny alive on that machine.

I I don't know.

I I just had a nightmare.

I I just... I don't know what he would want.

I I never won a sport before; this is so exciting.

I just c can't risk getting up in front of everyone.

I just had a couple more questions about

I just need to get in the best shape of my life.

I just read in the paper that China's protesting Japan.

I just told him I thought the

I just wanted a big house and lots of respect. I didn't want this kind of responsibility

I just wish I could write in my room

I just, my dad was

I just... don't think I can, all right?

I kept it secret for two days!

I knew you were trying to have a hippie jam festival! All right, everyone pack up your crap, we're going to our basement!

I know a guy who's marrying a Japanese woman very soon for just that reason.

I know exactly how you feel. I've got alcoholism.

I know hippies. I've hated them all my life.

I know how to deal.

I know how.

I know it can sometimes be difficult to talk about subjects like drugs and sex and alcohol, m'kay?

I know now what the Good Lord in Heaven

I know that all **** carry fake bags of gold around their necks to keep their real bags of gold safe.

I know that you've all worked really hard to make it this far, so let's get out there and SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT!

I know that!

I know we can lose if we try.

I know we had a falling out and... things were said that... shouldn't have been said.

I know what these people are capable of.

I know who.

I know you're sick, but you could do it!

I know you're thinkin' of puttin; him up there, the Indian Burial Ground up that road.

I know, but listen:

I know, but, I'm afraid it's too late for them, sweetie. We have to try and save ourselves now.

I know, sweetie, but I got a call from Marjorine's mother.

I know. I deserve it.

I know. I signed the permit.

I know. Let's do "Light as a feather, stiff as a board."

I know. We've send Nicole Kidman up there to see if she can help.

I like dancin', an' and ponies, a a and getting my snootch pounded on Friday night.

I literally broke the dam!

I love being in front of everyone.

I love dolphins, Ever since I was a child I dreamt of... But that has hardly any bearing on what I'm hear to

I mean, Cartman had me kind of creeped out that gingers were gonna come get me in the night.

I mean, honestly, I don't know how you're gonna make up for all this.

I mean, I don't know anything about gay marriage. What argument can I use to deny them their right to a family?

I mean, is there anything more selfish than doing nothing but getting high and listening to music all day long?

I mean, remember Woodstock, Sharon? We actually did something there.

I mean, you always get in a fight with scrappy redneck dats up here in the mountains,

I mean, you're not Gene Hackman

I need a miracle way more than these people.

I need to put my ...p penis in a woman's vagina. Any takers?

I never knew that Alcoholics Anonymous was a religious thing.

I never realized ignoring him was an option.

I now pronounce you man... and man.

I paid for her and took her out to dinner. She's my ho!

I pretended to be retarded and joined the Special Olympics.

I put it in God's hands and now, these meeting are the most fun thing I do.

I realize that to really be a church

I said drop the gun NOW!

I see a ladybug Hello lady ladybug.

I see this sign on the street for a talent agency? I need a representation.

I should have just laughed there and laughed.

I shouldn't have laughed. All those times we've messed with those kids' heads

I signed a permit allowing them to have their concert here.

I still get the Tonka radio controlled bulldozer and get to play with it in the school

I still have the disease!

I sure hope this works.

I talk you through past experiences in your life.

I think he has a kidney disease.

I think his pants are falling down.

I think I have extra.

I think I know what he meant now.

I think if more people could just see a sex change operation, they would know how perfectly natural it is.

I think it can really make you happy again.

I think it's best that we take him to the mental center and do some tests.

I think the reason my soul is still here is because I need closure with all my friends and loved one.

I think there's a sea lion show at 2:30.

I think we all learned it's best to leave talent to the talented people.

I think we all need to realize that everyone is different in one way or another,

I think we went too far with Marjorine

I think we're at the Sunset Room at the Airport Hilton.

I think you've got real promise. How'd you like to sign with CAA?

I think... I can go now.

I thought I could just quite drinking on my own, but... it's an illness, son.

I thought this was America!

I thought you didn't care about Wendy anymore

I thought you weren't going to drink as much anymore!

I told you never to turn on me, ho!

I told you to SHUT UP!

I told you, Butters.

I told you: a date and then Italian food.

I took out the garbage yesterday.

I tried to cover it up, tried to put it back together with modeling glue,

I tried to have all the Jew exterminated last spring.

I try to be, but my dream is to oneday blast off in a big rocket ship!

I understand. My brother's an alcoholic.

I used to.

I wanna see my egg.

I wanna use it.

I want my eternal bliss! Do you think this is funny, God?!

I want to apologize for calling you a faggot.

I want to know if I want to live in a big mansion in the future.

I want to see my egg.

I want to thank everyone for showing up today.

I want you all to take a good look at Stan's dad and say:

I want you to repeat whatever she said,

I want you, Marsh! I want you!!

I want your Jew gold.

I warn you, these images may be too shocking for young children.

I was getting to that, if you will let me.

I was in jail for the night and well I guess I dunno, I...

I was just over at your house and freed sixty three people you had locked in your basement.

I was just standing here.

I was stupid one night and drank too much and then drove a car.

I was sure I did!

I was the leader of one for a while.

I went to go pick up the egg from Stan yesterday, and his dog had it in its mouth!

I went to the doctor yesterday, and apparently I suffer from a small skin pigment deficiency.

I went up to Jambu's tank and I tapped three times like the trainer did.

I will do what we always do: Use the Republicans.

I will murder that egg! Then I will make it curse the day it was laid!

I will! I'll sue you in England!

I will.

I wish I could return and dance in the moon castle with my wife and three children again.

I wish I had a partner like Kyle!

I wish I would have been a better son sometimes!

I wish it was that simple, son.

I wish Kelly would ride on my nose.

I won't forget you.

I wonder if Kyle will cry? Oh PLEASE let Kyle cry!

I wonder... if he'll ever come back and visit us.

I wouldn't go out with my best friend's ex girlfriend.

I wrote that um, our followers shouldn't fly in DC 8s anymore

I... don't believe it.

I... don't want you to worry about me, Clyde Frog.

I... guess... this is... goodbye, Willzyx.

I'd did a little drinking and driving. As part of my punishement I'm...

I'd rather be a woman who can't have periods than a fag.

I'll be looking down on you from time to time.

I'll be taking readings here

I'll bet that now, Cartman is gonna have a long hard think about how he treated gingers.

I'll come back with some garlic bread mediterraneane.

I'll do it! I'll do it! Pick a number.

I'll expect the same from you.

I'll ground him.

I'll help you Sharon. Boy, that's just awful.

I'll I'll call you back, Abe.

I'll just... sort of get in here in here.

I'll meet up with you guys in a little bit. I I wanna hang out here some more.

I'll miss you too, ghost pal.

I'll need a wipe cloth if I'm gonna play, though.

I'll never be in your faggy talent show.

I'll never be in your faggy talent show.

I'll stop that gay marriage law!

I'll tell you one thing: their food hasn't been getting along with my stomach for years.

I'm a failure in the eyes of the Prophet! Aaah!

I'm a fraid he can't respond to you.

I'm a geologist!

I'm a hundred percent ready, coach!

I'm a little better than everyone else here.

I'm afraid I've been given a court order to remove Kenny's feeding tube.

I'm afraid no.

I'm afraid the only thing that will cure me... is a miracle.

I'm afraid you're too late! The whale's been set free.

I'm alive!

I'm all wet! Sweet!

I'm an alcoholic and I'm powerless over it.

I'm askin' the first question! Let's just start with something simple.

I'm baaack!

I'm dead and for some reason you can see me!

I'm doing some sweet banzai moves.

I'm eight!

I'M GINGER!

I'm going as fast as I can.

I'm going to Beaverton.

I'm going to die!

I'm going to pair all the boys and girls in class into couples,

I'm going with you.

I'm gonna be a homeless drug addict from now on!

I'm gonna cap this biiitch!

I'm gonna come over so that we can take our egg to school together, all right?

I'm gonna get that feeding tube removed if I have to go all the way to the Supreme Court!

I'm gonna give you a count of three to open this closet door.

I'm gonna kick your ass, ho!

I'm gonna kill you, ho!

I'm gonna make, make it right.

I'm gonna miss you.

I'm gonna take a little time and set things right.

I'm grubbin'. What's it look like?

I'm I'm down, I'm dope, you dig?

I'm in pretty bad shape. My leg is broken, and my left boob is leaking.

I'm just here to talk you out of it.

I'm just practicin' for the talent show.

I'm making it look like important people call us.

I'm never coming out!

I'm never speaking to either of you ever again!

I'm not allowed to stand up for myself?! I thought this was America!

I'm not drinking and driving, I'm driving while I'm drinking. Right, boys?

I'm not going to drink this! It's a miracle! I'm cured!

I'm not going to Heck, Butters! I'm not black, all right?!

I'm not gonna be in the talent show.

I'm not gonna go.

I'm not gonna think any differently of you.

I'm not in here, though.

I'm not playing around, Kyle. If we survive this I don't intend to live in poverty. Give me your Jew gold now!

I'm not sure. But... I need two hundred and forty dollars.

I'm not the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard.

I'm not, ...I'm not in the closet.

I'm not, I'm not in the closet.

I'm nothing.

I'm only OT7 and I've been in the church all my life!

I'm payin' for my sins and it sure feels great.

I'm payin' for my sins and it sure feels great.

I'm pregnant, everybody! Hoh boy, now I can have an abortion!

I'm Randy and I'm an alcoholic.

I'm so confused!

I'm sorry I didn't trust you, Kyle. I'm obviously just a crappy best friend to have.

I'm sorry I resorted to calling you jackass just now,

I'm sorry, but I don't understand. You both have dark hair and brown eyes.

I'm sorry, he just left. He's on his way to Mexico.

I'm sorry, Kyle, I should have told you the surgery was cosmetic only.

I'm sorry, Sharon.

I'm sorry, son! I'm off the wagon!

I'm sorry, son.

I'm sorry, Willzyx. We tried.

I'm sorry. I have no choice.

I'm sorry. Sometimes I can't talk.

I'm standin' right here! How do you wanna handle it?

I'm supposed to be home by 3:30.

I'm sure all the other girls will be happy to show you around the school. Won't you, girls?

I'm taking the egg home tonight,

I'm talking about the end of all life as we know it.

I'm talking of course about... ginger kids.

I'm telling you, we're close. It's going to be funny!

I'm totally depressed.

I'm trying to get laid. What's it look like?

I'm trying to work my way back home.

I'm warning you, sir!

I'm, I'm not, I'm not in here.

I'm, I'm, I'm powerless too!

I'm... dead.

I'm... not gonna perform in the talent show.

I'm... not... going... to drink this.

I've been asked to come up here

I've been laid, like, five thousand times.

I've been looking after it all day. I have to go to the hair salon and the candy store!

I've been pissin' blood for a week.

I've been sober now for five years and I've learned that drinking ice tea

I've been using the 12 step program for about two months now and

I've called this meeting because, I don't know about you, but for one am sick and tired of being discriminated against!

I've designed a vehicle that can bore its way through even the densest hippie crowd.

I've forgiven you for walking out on me after I had my sex change, and uh...

I've got a disease: Alcoholism. It's pretty serious. You?

I've got another AA meeting today and guess where it's gonna be, Stan

I've got some stuff you should read.

I've had a great teacher.

I've kept this town free of hippies on my own since I was five and a half.

I've lost the edge.

I've made everything right!

I've made everything right.

I've never tried to get rid of this many hippies before,

I've read all this stuff and it's based on fact.

I've spent all my money on this ho,

I've waited... forty two years... for this day.

I've worked hard, believed in myself,

I've... definitely learned that firsthand, and uh, uuh, that's all, I guess.

Ichi banzai!

Ichi banzai! Kya!

Ichi!

If everything works, they should disperse just before they consume us all.

If he actually does it, the testicle in his knees will explode!

If he isn't happy with who he is, then who are we to deny hm surgery that will make him feel better about himself?

If I could swim with the dolphins, the soft and gentle dolphins... Why can't I swim with the dolphins?

If I don't get back to the moon, I'm going to die.

If I should ever be in a vegetative state and kept alive on life support, please,...

If I should ever be in a vegetative state and kept alive on life support, please...

If that big CAA talent agency finds out she has work, they're gonna try to steal her away from us again.

If the child dies and his soul returns to heaven, God will have his Keanu Reeves!

If they've moved on, then we have no leads!

If those boys took the whale out of here, we would have seen them on the road!

If Tom Cruise and John Travolta don't come out the closet

If we can reach the stage, we can upload this Slayer CD into their music system.

If we go and exterminate everyone who isn't ginger, then we're no better than they were for thinking less of us.

If we keep letting CAA take all our clients, we're never gonna make it as talent agents!

If we... can get somebody invited to that slumber party,

If you all can't be serious about the question box,

If you allow gays to get married, then you're also givin' them full rights as parents to adopt.

If you are a ginger and would like to join The Ginger Separatist Movement,

If you break your egg, it means you have a dead baby,

If you come out to my limo we can talk everything through.

If you devote your whole life to completely avoiding something you like

If you died tomorrow, what would you have to show for it?!

If you don't make the right choices in life

If you get pulled over again, you're gonna go to jail for ten years!

If you must drink, d definitely don't drive.

If you strike this kid out, we all get to go home.

If you want you can just scramble it and I'll queef it out myself.

If you're pissing blood, you can shuve a tampon up your peehole.

If your producers knew you were forcing people of our stature to the back of the line, well

If your spouse is also a carrier, then your children can turn out like... them.

Ignoring him? How come?

Ih ih it wasn't me! Ih it was the ghost!

Ih, I'm just a... a I'm just a guy with a mutilated penis!

Iii am the Bat Dad!

Iii am the ultimate Little League trash talking father!

Impossible! How?!

Impress Wendy??

In conclusion, Governor, you can rest assured that !

In conclusion, I will leave you with this: if you think that the ginger problem is not a serious one,

In conclusion, I will leave you with this: if you think that the ginger problem is not a serious one,

In fact, these kids are terrible!

In less than three days, all of South Park will be completely consumed.

In my professional opinion... I think we're looking at a full blown hippie jam festival the size of which we've never seen.

In on how the Church of Scientology works.

In the highly liekly event of my death, I, Kenny McCormick, wish to leave all my belongings to my good friends, Stan and Kyle.

In the meantime we will put all our troops at Heaven's Gate.

In the nearby town of South Park, the cause of the Beaverton flood is being investigated.

In the new hit show by Sylvester Stallone.

In there! Let's go!

Indian... Burial Ground?

Informative if you want to die.

Inside are colors... which must open up some sort of temporal timewall

Instead of a "bride and groom," you'd be... butt buddies.

Instead of being "man and wife," you'll be... butt buddies.

INSTITUTE FOR MENTAL HEALTH

Invented a way to get rid of those bad thetans.

Invert the back, move the esophagus to the top of the head.

Is also in the closet and he refuses to come out.

Is being played by a girl who isn't actually red haired and freckled.

Is it cold out here? I think I need a jacket.

Is pick up where he left off.

Is that an umbrella you're using?

Is that the line?

Is there a cash prize involved in your show as well?

Is there a reason a woman might miss her period?

Is this doctor any good?

Is this problem under control?

Is this the Mexican space program?

Is this where he lives? Is this where L. Ron Hubbart is? Oh my God!

Is this whole line people waiting to be cured?

Is way more fun than partying.

Isn't this great you guys? We sure have been through a lot! But in the end, we all learned it's best to get along.

It all began 75 million years ago.

It all comes down to this! South Park is just one pitch away from being State Champions.

It available to you all for a nominal fee.

It belongs with its family!

It brings tears to his eyes.

It feels so good to be making up

It is a disease because it's a physical dependency. That makes it a disease.

It is a very dirty and perverse business.

It IS all our fault!

It is from here, Kenny, that you shall command the armies of heaven.

It is God's will that he live!

It is God's will that he LIVE!

It is his pleasure to give you the music of... Wing!

It is only because I feel so sorry for you that I leave you my Sony PSP.

It is time for us to get to work and make the world a better place!

It is time that we all admit to ourselves that gingers are vile and disgusting.

It is time to let us out! I'm sending your names! Open this door right now!

It is... a great honor to meet you!

It isn't fine! It has two daddies! You call that fine?!

IT ISN'T RIGHT! MAKE IT GO AWAY!

It it sure is.

It just wasn't that funny this time.

It looks like.. three little boys.

It may be fine on the outside, but inside it's confused and embarrassed!

It must have been taken while I was going to the bathroom.

It must've stayed dormant in your system until you hit adolescence.

It now appears that.. all rumors of global warming were true.

It really is you!

It sounds like we're in business!

It sure is nice to have somebody to talk to.

It takes me back to another time

It turned into a drum circle four miles in diameter.

It was an amazing sight to behold

It was Cartman having Butters apologize for him.

It WAS funny!! It was funny, Bob!

It was really funny!

It was really important for me to get an A, Stan.

It won't take a minute.

It works just like the ones we sent to Earth.

It... wasn't... funny...

It's a fairly common procedure, really, just the reverse of a caucasioplasty just like Michael Jackson had.

It's a game called "Heaven versus Hell." Kenny commands the armies of heaven against the forces of Satan.

It's a lousy business. I quit.

It's a miracle!

It's a miracle... Kenny, you're alive.

It's a... little ginger girl.

It's all based on the book, Dianetics.

It's all set.

It's almost as if I were...

It's an age old business, and nobody has the guts to stop us.

It's an egg.

It's because I'm very very sick, you see.

It's been about 17 days for me.

It's been done before, what you're thinkin' of. The Nelson boy, back in '85.

It's been four hours now

It's been nine days! Doesn't it seem like we should accomplish something?

It's coming the other way!

It's coming! Here comes global warming! We didn't listen!!

It's fun and it's free.

It's genius.

It's George Bush's fault!

It's Girls Gone Wild!

It's gone, dear. It's gone. Forgive me.

It's great that you feel better, but you never stopped to think about how other people around you would feel!

It's helicopters! They finally came to help everyone.

It's him.

It's just amazing. I haven't had a drink in five days. Praise Christ.

It's just four little boys.

It's just four little boys.

It's just part of grwoing up.

It's just some little fat kid.

It's just that instead of getting "engaged," you would be... butt buuuddies.

It's just that, it's just that I got so caught up with the rat race of life tryin' to succeed that I... sometimes...

It's just that, it's just that I got so caught up with the rat race of life tryin' to succeed that I... sometimes...

It's just that, now, he's more like ...a tomato.

It's just that... I really need this A, Stan. And Bebe did say you almost broke your last egg.

It's like a cruel joke.

It's like I told Debbie:

It's like, it's like TEN times bigger than that battle!

It's Mr. Garrison! Only it ISN'T Mr. Garrison! He He's a woman now!

It's my fault. I broke the dam.

It's not a presentation, it's a hate speech! People aren't creeped out by gingers!

It's not fair! Why did you give me this disease?!

It's not potholes you need to worry about. It's potheads.

It's occupied.

It's over, Denver! South Park whupped your ass!

It's right behind us!

It's right here, along with Kenny's other belongings. They're all yours.

It's right there, see?

It's simple spy stuff, my friends.

It's so great to see such a wonderful turnout at the first All Ginger Pride Conference!

It's the beginning of a whole new life for you, Stan. See ya afterwards.

It's the bottom of the last inning here at Coors Field;

It's the latest in electro plastilical science. Your son's organs are all functioning again.

It's the main tool of Scientology.

It's time for me to leave.

It's time for us to find another way to make money.

It's time for you to come out of the closet.

It's too late for that, Mr. Kim.

It's too late! Even if I did agree to help, there's too many of them now!

It's too much power. For anybody. Stan's right. It has to be destroyed.

It's true. The whale talked to all of us. In between shows at his orca tank.

It's useless, this traffic isn't moving.

It's very important that you keep Eric out of the sun. The sun... is his worst enemy

It's very simple.

It's very simple. We just need two hundred and forty dollars.

It's where the trick wanted to go, you bastard!

It's, it's working!

It's... hungry.

It's... the greatest thing ever.

Ith all due respect, Cliche Descending Republican, the economy isn't going to matter the day after tomorrow.

J just a muhouse.

Ja Jambu? Are you still feelin' lonely here?

Jack and Coke!

Jambu swam up and started talking to me about rocket ships!

Jambu will stay and wait until Kelly gives him a command.

Jambu! Jambu, I'm back!

Jambu! Jambu, why didn't you speak up before?

Jambu! Jambu!

Jealous of what?! I'm doin' this out of principle! To protect the sanctity of marriage!

JEEESUS CHRIST!

Jerk!

Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ! They can bat themselves out!

Jesus Christ...

Jesus, not so close!

Jesus, Oh God!

Jesus, that was fun...

Jesus, their army is massive.

Jesus, they really want Wing as their client!

Jesus, we made it just in time!

Jesus, what are they doing in there?

Jesus...

Jesus... they're dead in the water.

Jew!

**** do not carry gold in a little bag around their necks, Cartman. Stop playing around.

Jezus.

Jimmy, as you get older your body goes through a lot of changes.

Jimmy, even though what she's saying now isn't interesting at all, you say:

Jimmy, I'm not asking you, I'm telling you!

Jimmy, Jimmy, what the hell are you doing, man?

Jimmy, there's nothing weird about random erections.

Jimmy, we understand you're getting erections in the classroom.

Jimmy, what are you doing here? The talent show is inside.

Jimmy! Can't you feel your hair move?! That's me!

Jimmy! Jimmy, it's me, Eric!

Jimmy! Jimmy!

Jimmy? Jimmy Valmer?

Johnson, get him out of here.

Joining me now is the gingers' head spokesperson, Eric Cartman.

Just answer these questions as truthfully as you can, alright?

Just as B Bush predicted, Baghdad fell, Iraq fell, Saddam fell.

Just because we have red hair, light skin and freckles,

Just between us girls, nothin' gets my vadge wetter than a black man singing.

Just bring one hand to your nose, like this.

Just come down now, son, and ...we promise we won't ground you for more than a couple of weeks.

Just come out of the closet.

Just do what you were sent in there to do, dickface!

Just don't drink but,...

Just follow me to the basement.

Just go with it? We've been down here for days!

Just help us get the whale into our truck and we'll all keep quiet about this.

Just keep stalling, Butters. We don't have the dead pig quite ready yet

Just leave me alone!

Just let it flow.

Just let me say what I came here to say.

Just look at all these little families

Just look at those boys out there, lovin' the great game of baseball like we did when we were kids.

Just making sure you guys have everything you need.

Just one teaspoon of super AIDS in your butt and you're dead in three years.

Just relax, Mr. Garrison.

Just sit there and watch!

Just stay perfectly still now, Butters.

Just take a few deep breaths

Just the good times.

Just under... ten thousand strong.

Just... put on the old hair, color in the same eyes... There we go, good as new.

K Kenny, you see that chick on the news that had her left titty cut off?

Karutamane san! What are you dwing?!

Kate's not gonna think any differently of you.

Ke...c come again?

Keanu Reeves' statue.

Keep blowing. Keep blowing. Keep blowing.

Keep running, kid!

Keep running!

Keep the door locked.

Keep your army marching, my Lord. I will get that feeding tube put back in.

Kenny !

Kenny and Kyle's Dads were hoping you'd come.

Kenny had a will?

Kenny has the other half of this BFF necklace.

Kenny is the same as he ever was.

Kenny McCormick! He's alive at the hospital!

Kenny remains our only hope! Here is what we must do.

Kenny told me this one time, that he wouldn't wanna be kept alive via feeding tube.

Kenny, it's been two weeks and you've done nothin' else!

Kenny, Kenny look. Want a dollar?

Kenny, when did you get here?

Kenny! Bless your soul! You've saved all of Heaven!

KENNY!!!

Kenny!?

Kenny?

Kenny?

Kenny? Kenny, are you still playin' with that thing?

Kenny...?

Kenny's BFF says that Kenny didn't want to be kept alive artificially.

Kid, I'm a hooker.

Kid, we're have a city council meeting.

Kid, what the hell are you talking about?

Kids at school laugh at us, doctors call us genetically inferior.

Kids who have gingervitus cannot be cured

Kill you? Oh no. I have much bigger plans for you now.

Killer.

Kinda looks like Dakota Fanning.

Kiss my ass, George Bush! This is not funny!

Knock it out of the park, Morgan!

Kyle ?

Kyle bubbe, we're taking Ike to the new Harry Potter movie. Wanna join us?

Kyle, Eric wants you to know that he's, he's sorry

Kyle, I'm totally ripping on you at a totally inappropriate time.

Kyle, if you wanna debate Eric, you can do so with your paper tomorrow!

Kyle, it.. it isn't global warming.

Kyle, it's all set to go! Just get Willzyx into the water!

Kyle, Kyle. Let it go, man.

Kyle, let Eric give his presentation.

Kyle, that's good!

Kyle, the show is over!

Kyle, you are now with Stan! And Wendy is with Bebe!

Kyle, you have to accept your body the way it is.

Kyle, you have to cheer up, dude. So you aren't built right for basketball.

Kyle!

Kyle. Kyle, wake up

L look, is this a religion?

L. Ron Hubbard did an amazing thing

L. Ron Hubbard doesn't think I'm a great actor.

L. Ron Hubbard said he had lived past lives.

L. Ron? L. Ron!

Laaa la, laaa lala

Laaa la, laaa lala, laaa la.

Ladies and gentlemen, if global warming has in fact already caused the Beaverton flood,

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Contender!

Ladies and Gentlemen, with the help of some adorable fourth grade students,

Later Randy.

Le's go! Le's see a good fight!

Leave those kids alone, you bastards!

Lessee, anyone would do, anyone who meets the qualifications, let's see...

Let go of my hair, you son of a bitch!

Let me go, too.

Let me guess: they've started a hippie jam band music festival.

Let Mommy and Daddy handle this.

Let's get it to the cointainment center! Go!

Let's get you two up to the clinic and I'll change you back, for a nominal fee

Let's go see the stingrays and then we can go to the sea lion show.

Let's go take it.

Let's go to the, uh, media. We'll make everyone in the country know that they're killing Kenny.

Let's go, Denver!

Let's hope that whale is found.

Let's just do something fun that's free.

Let's just stay here and watch the whale swim around some more.

Let's just... let's just walk this way.

Let's leave the car here, walk home and watch the game.

Let's not make this any more confusing than it already is

Let's punch this baby.

Let's quiet down and try to be mature, 'kay?

Let's see what happens when we put two same sex couples together to take care of an egg, shall we?!

Let's see, where was I? Oh yes!

Let's see. Oh, and I broke Mr. Anderson's fence and never told him about it.

Let's take a look here.

Let's talk about rocket ships.

Lezzing out? What's lezzing out?

License and registration, please.

Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

Like I give a crap about what you think, Wendy.

Like Kyle?

Like that motorcycle kid in Bad News Bears.

Like they couldn't see or hear me.

Like to have another beer or two.

Like Tom Cruise and John Travolta.

Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse,

Linda, I did it for you! You wanted him back so much. So did I!

Linda, I did it for you! You wanted him back so much. So did I!

Linda? Linda, please come downstairs.

Listen, does your wife ever eat? Or anything?

Listen, listen everyone. Nobody can leave this building.

Listen, you're my friends, but if you've been comprimised, I'll have no problem taking you out!

Listen! Listen! We finished running the tests.

Little boy, what are you doing down here?

Little Stan Marsh is the pitcher for the South Park Little League team, and Stan,

Live together!

Lola and Token, Red and Craig, and Esther and Bradley.

Long live the zypods!

Look at all these people who've come out for you!

Look at that, I'm peeing sittin' down like a dainty dignified little woman.

Look at the freak egg! It has two daddies!

Look at what this thing is doing to us.

Look out for yourselves!

Look out!

Look, boys, if you really don't wanna have ginger kids, marry an Asian woman.

Look, everybody, we're all looking for answer, you know.

Look, guys, about last night, can you just be quiet about it?

Look, I didn't know nothin' about this.

Look, I get what you're trying to do.

Look, I know you think he's your best friend, but Kyle is a Jew rat.

Look, I really just need to cut down on my drinking

Look, I'll giggle and make them bounce up and down!

Look, I'm just saying what everyone else already thinks: Gingers are creepy

Look, if anything happens I'll take full responsibility.

Look, Ike! You're daddy's a dolphin!

Look, it's a long shot! But it's also the only shot we

Look, it's okay. We weren't here. This didn't happen.

Look, Kenny, your friends are here to visit you again.

Look, kid, we need to tell you a little secret.

Look, kid, what are you doin'?! You wanna get laid or not?

Look, maybe.. maybe we can help those people in Beaverton ourselves?

Look, Stan, we're really getting concerned about this cult that you're getting into.

Look, Stan, you want me to just take care of this egg?

Look, Token, here's the bottom line.

Look, we can still be together. All you have to do is stop being gay!

Look, we don't want our son to join your group, okay?

Look, y you gave it your best shot, right?

Look, you guys, maybe it's not all that bad.

Look! The Mexican border!

Look! We're gonna be the losers tonight, all right?!

Looks like I'm gonna have to... intervene.

Lord, as we commit this child's body to the earth, may we ask it be the last child you strike down so mercilessly.

Love, love lost long ago, it was special then, it's over now

Love, love lost long ago, it was special then, it's over now.

Love, so darn frail, you know? It shriveled and died. I don't know how.

Lu Lu Lu, I've got some apples,

Lu lu lu, I've got some apples.

Lu lu lu, I'vw got some...

Lu Lu Lu, let's get together,

Lu Lu Lu, you've got some too.

Lu lu lu, yuu've got some too

M maybe I can catch the bus ...and get down there before the talent show ends.

M'boy, did you see that first prize for the talent show?

M'kay, this looks like a real one here.

M'kay, uhh, Jimmy, why don't you come up here and write down the names of two narcotics?

Ma'am, do you recognize any of these boys?

Ma'am, I need to clear out your giggling stoners and your drum cricle hippies RIGHT NOW,

Ma'am, we are a very important talent agency.

Ma'am, we need to talk to your son, please! It's very urgent!

Mabye they couldn't get out.

Make me a... dolphin?

Make no mistake: ginger kids are evil.

Make, make it right! Make, make it right!

Make, make it right.

Man, I wish I could really drive this thing.

Man, that was such a bummer.

Man, this is some crazy shit.

Managed to go in and save the Red Cross.

Manuelo Furrrrnanda!

Marjorine, sweetie, your mom's on the phone.

Marjorine, we were just teasing. We think you're great.

Marjorine, what is your problem?!

Marjorine, why don't you just leave?! Nobody wants you here!

Marjorine, you just have a different look, that's all. We just... we need to help you bring out your inner beauty.

Marjorine?

Marjorine?

Marjorine? Marjorine? Hey, we didn't mean it.

Married ?

Martha Stewart is out of jail. Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?

Mary Mother of God!

Maybe he'll actually learn a lesson this time.

Maybe I don't need your help!

Maybe instead of complaining about corporations being selfish, we should lookt at ourselves.

Maybe they found him out.

Maybe we all have to learn to live... together.

Maybe we should do the talent show.

Maybe we should strip our jackets off.. and warm our bodies next to each other?

Maybe we should take it to someplace safer.

Maybe we should wait until we've had more time to study it.

Maybe you have the parking brake on.

Maybe you should start with the houses on the left, a and I'll take the

Maybe... Maybe I can force myself to never drink again.

Maybe... maybe nobody is meant to have this kind of power.

Mayor, something very big is happening, and if you all don't give me a moment of your time,

Mayor, we have got to do somethin' about all these potholes on our roads!

Mayor! Mayor, I confirmed the data! The hippies are going to have a massive jam band concert!

Me too.

Me! I saw a ghost!

Me?

Men are all the same. My boyfriend walked out on me! Turns out he was a fag.

Mexico has a space program?

Mexico?

Michael! Michael! The humans finally did the right thing!

Michelle, our friend Stan wants to have auditing.

Mike, I need to talk to you!

Mike? Mike?!

Milly, your husband is Craig.

Mina san! You all needu more disciprine!

Mister, you can't do this to us!

Mm maybe you took what he said out of context.

Mm, no

Mmrs. Garrison, you can't have an abortion.

Mom, Dad, can I come upstairs now?

Mom, Dad, can I come upstairs now?

Mom, Dad, these boys wanna know about us.

Mom, dad... they they're gonna go help those people, right?

MOM, GET UP!

Mom, I didn't invite her!

Mom, I told you! The new Sony PSP game machines go on sale at seven a.m. today.

Mom, the mall is a way for the corporate fatcats to imprison you into a life of servitude.

Mom, you know, those people in Beaverton are still trapped in the flood.

Mom! Dad! I have awesome news!

Mom! Mom! Get up, we have to go!

Mom? Dad? Ih it's me, Butters. I'm back.

Mom? Dad? What's a sex change operation?

Mom? Mom's crying? Oh God, it is true!

Mom?!

Money doesn't grow on trees, you know?

More ginger kids. Um, meh maybe we should just go home.

More tunes. More tunes!

Mother bitch!

Mr

Mr. and Mrs. Stotch?

Mr. Cruise, you can't just stay in the closet, alright?

Mr. Cruise? Mr. Cruise, come out of the closet.

Mr. Garrison, Al and I have been living together for a few months.

Mr. Garrison, are you alright?

Mr. Garrison, for the love of God.

Mr. Garrison, it's Kyle! Our egg is okay! We'll be there in a couple of minutes!

Mr. Garrison, there's something you should know. Al and I are getting married.

Mr. Garrison! Ohoh, Jezuth!

Mr. Garrison..., you've never been this cool to me before.

Mr. Governor, I will get you that study.

Mr. Mackey, it's over.

Mr. Mackey, your counselor.

Mr. Marsh, any comments?

Mr. Marsh, you must be very proud of your son.

Mr. Marsh??

Mr. Ru Kim, it appears we have a problem.

Mr. Slave, I am legally a woman now! If you wanna get married, you have to marry ME!

Mr. Slave, I got somethin' for us, too.

Mr. Stallone says he's sorry it couldn't go better for you back there.

Mr. Stallone thanks all of you for coming to his son's wedding.

Mr. Stallone thinks your singer has a lot of talent.

Mr. Stotch. I know what you're thinkin'.

Mrs. Garrison, grab Kyle!

Mrs. Garrison, I'm really havin' a difficult time with all these interruptions...

Mrs. Garrison, if you don't mind, I'll be taking that microphone..

Mrs. Garrison. I spoke to your associates on the telephone.

Ms. Cartman, could I have a word with you?

Ms. Cartman, I know this must be... very difficult for you.

Ms. Nelson next door had seven hippies in her basement; they usually live in colonies.

My AA friends, who have faith in a higher power.

My balls are in his knees. If he jumps with them they'll explode!

My body doesn't reflect who I am inside.

My colleagues in the scientific community are still running tests, but we believe it may happen the day after tomorrow.

My dad is even gonna take me back down to the all star game to see if I can try out for the team again!

My dad says that each one of my freckles is a kiss from an angel.

My daughter has elephantitis.

My fellow damned souls!

My fellow gingers! I envision a world in which there IS no hate!

My fellow gingers! The day of reckoning is finally upon us!

My fellow Scientologists!

My God, her voice is sooo beautiful!

My God, this is even bigger than the final battle in the Lord of the Rings movie!

My God, you've actually seen people looting, raping and eating each other?

My God...

My little bubbe is very caring.

My Lord. My Lord, we must attack, now!

My Lord...

My mom?

My name is Harry and I'm an alcoholic.

My name is Michael and I'm an alcaholic.

My name is Roma, and Oh, it's so nice to see you again, Mr. Valmer.

My name is Roma.

My name's Bill, and Im an alcoholic.

My only hope is to fight our way to the center of the crowd, and reach the heart, here.

My penis is now a vagina and I'm experiencing womanhood for the first time in my life!

My shitty chicken!

My son is counting on me.

My son is in there!

My soul is at peace.

My speech is entitled Ginger Kids: Children with red hair, light skin, and freckles.

My spirit is at rest now.

My spy!

My whole life I've been a woman trapped in a man's body. A sex change operation is my last chance at happiness.

N no, I do NOT want to take off my shirt and kiss.

N that's right.

N'aw geez! Now I'm gonna get grounded, too.

N'kay, kids, as your counselor,

N'kay, uhhh, let's pick someone else.

Nah uh, I don't raku disciprine!

Nah, let him make a complete ass out of himself for a little while longer.

Nah, my mom packed me a kosher lunch.

Napoleon Dynamite guy is a better actor than he is.

Naw, Dad, all the guys are going to Kyle's house to watch the Bronco game.

Naw, dude, then it won't be fun to watch!

Naw, sh she was with you!

Naw, this is better. It's called The Contender.

Naw. All or nothing is easy.

Need any buffet items restocked? Everyone okay on coffee?

n****plasty takes about seven hours and costs roughly 3000$.

Neither did I!

Neither did I!

Neither did L. Ron when he started.

Nelson! Find out what kind of crayon it was written with.

Never mind, just carry on, children. Just carry on as two reckless little boys will.

Newfound couples in a happy home.

Next up for the talent show:

Nice plan, kid, except there's one giant flaw.

Nice teamwork, Nut Gobbler.

Nice.

Nice.

No Cartman, I have no idea what you're talking about.

No dad, listen. I need to tell you something.

No doctor! You can't!

No hit no hit can't hit can't hit can't hit it can't hit it can't hit it.

No it, it's not.

No more blowing guys on Colfax Avenue for a pint of vodka for this cowboy!

No more boring baseball until next year!

No no noho noo!

No no nono no,

No no, can't you imagine a place where people live together and like,

No no, you don't say that part, haghaghaghagha.

No no, you don't say that part, haghaghaghagha.

No no, you don't say that part.

No not you, my karate teacher. He's really smart.

No problems at all!

No room at the inn, Virgin Mary.

No Stan, I'm afraid us adults just let you children down. We didn't take care of our Earth, and now you've inherited our problems.

No stupid Kyle around.

No tricks.

No way!

No way! I'm striking out!

No you can' Hello? Hello!! You told me you killed that freak egg!!

No, cancer is a disease. My dad needs to drink less.

No, Chef, I'm not gonna let you go out ther

No, Dad, people will see!

No, dude, it's the police.

No, he just needs adisciprine.

No, he was just telling me about something funny that happened at school yesterday.

No, I broke the dam.

No, I broke the dam.

No, I broke the f***ing dam!

No, I can't be dead.

No, I don't believe so.

No, I don't think you understand. We're here with Wing. That's right, the Wing.

No, I don't wanna spend any money, you guys.

No, I found a self help program that can cure me.

No, I just made him look more like one. We have to stop him from playing!

No, I mean you're physically unable to have an abortion, because you can't get pergnant.

No, I think you'd better call a doctor.

No, I'm telling you you don't have to get thrown out of games and make an ass of yourself.

No, Kevin! That's it! I'm breaking up with you!

No, my dad doesn't drink.

No, no we haven't actually seen it, Tom, we're just reporting it.

No, no, it's crazy.

No, no, uh I wanna be tall and black.

No, no! We don't have tome for that, Stan! It's time to ask it a question.

No, noo!!

No, not a boy, but a girl.

No, not like Juwanna Mann, Kevin, okay?! It's way cooler than that!

No, not me, my wife.

No, she... she not here!

No, Stan, you don't understand. I have a disease.

No, Stan, you don't understand. There's a church in Bailey.

No, wait, whatwhat's he doing??

No, we're fine! Thank you!

No, we're gonna get creamed!

No!

No!

No!

NO!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! No?

No! Heelllp!!

NO! My baaaallllssss.

No! No wait! Prease! Stop! Prease! Not the shitty shrimp.

No! No, no boys! Aw Goddamnit!

No! No, they're not killing him, they're letting him die!

No! NO! How are we losing?!

No! Please, we have to go!

No! Please! Q Money! I'm sorry!

No! Screw that, dude!

No! That darn device is nothin' but trouble! Ah I'm done, and I'm goin' home to tell my Mom and Dad I'm not dead!

No! There is another.

No! You don't need another beer!

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Actually, I'm a stand up comic.

No. Boys, I'm a laywer.

No. Don't you see what this child is saying?

No. No, it will work!

No. No, that's my egg.

No. That's why I'm here. I think you should still give Heidi an A on the project.

No...

No... no, I'm sure they do.

Nobody else is going to help him, you guys.

Nobody has no answers

Nobody likes meee...

Nobody likes meee...

Nobody said anything about a post season.

Nobody seems to know who the boys are or where they went off to, but they are heroes.

Nobody told us if we win too many games we'd go on to the finals!

Nobody will. That's the way it's supposed to be. Hit it, Kenny

Nobody's gonna be mad, everything's gonna be all right.

Nobody's gonna know, we'll just drive it around the marina real quick.

None of us are in charge. We're all powerless.

Nono, see, they were playing God when they put the feeding tube IN!

Noo! Noooo!!

Nooo, the shitty beef!

NOOO!!

Noooo!!!

NOOOOOO!! Don't put him down there!! Don't put him down there!!

NOOOOOO!! NOOOOOO!! BUTTERS!!

NOOOOOO!! NOOOOOO!! My son is DEEAAD!! NOOOOOO!!

Not a chance, 'cause we're gonna lose to you right now!

Not all that bad??

Not as long as there are children like these who still believe in the beauty and magic of freedom.

Not faking it, I'm making it right.

Not just somebody. I need a complete team to operate this vehicle.

Not Like this.

Not like this. He wouldn't be our son, Stephen. He would be a walking abomination.

Not only can we get a hold of the device, but, find out how to use it.

Not perform?

Not really. You're just a hooker, and I need to get laid.

Not really...

Not so fast, Kyle.

Not this time! They dropped their card.

Not unlike... vampires.

Not with my son on second base!

Nothin.

Nothin'

Nothing! It's all okay! Just take your damn egg!

Nothing.

Nothing. Can you just come get us please?

Now all we're asking you to do...

Now batting for Conifer is little Alan Barkas.

Now blue!

Now Butters, we don't know exactly what it is that girls do at their slumber parties.

Now damn you let him speak!

Now for the finishing move!

Now get ready for Jambu's next trick.

Now go! Go out into the night and take non ginger kids from their homes!

Now how about our gay couples? Stan and Kyle?

Now I am not gonna live my life as a Goddamned minority! Are you with me?!

Now I don't know if that's luck or perseverence, but it's Goddamned impressive.

Now I know that we're all still in deep, deep mourning over the tragic death of our classmate, Butters

Now I'll just... turn your... penis inside out.

Now I'm in the closet too.

Now I'm in the closet.

Now I'm startin' to get angry

Now is the time for our assault!

Now it is my honor to introduce the man who has brought self respect to gingers, Eric Cartman!

Now look, Butters, when the girls bring out the future telling device, pay attention to how it works

Now look:

Now look! I'm getting pretty sick of this! Well I put myself through a lot, and you can't talk to me like that! Uh, mom.

Now Marjorine, that's not very lady like.

Now of course, as a woman, I'm a bit against those chauvinistic pageants,

Now substituting for Colorado, number 8, Kyle Broflovski.

Now that Cartman got Kenny's feeding tube out, he he's gonna die for sure!

Now we know where CAA Talent Agency is!

Now we will tally up the judges' scores and find out which act they hated the least.

Now you see that your ways of captivity and exploiting animals will never prevail.

Now, are you gonna scramble its brains or just vacuum it out?

Now, Butters, there's no such thing as ghosts.

Now, I understand you have some concerns about erections.

Now, I'll just continue the incision up the shaft of the penis.

Now, I'm going to sign each of your eggs myself,

Now, Jimmy, it's nothing to be ashamed of.

Now, now, don't cry, ladies. Everything's gonna be fine.

Now, Randy, we were the same way once, too.

Now, the knees we need to snap off and fill with small round objects that can cause better movement.

Now, Token, I I know what you're saying to yourself:

Now, you're absolutely sure you want a vaginoplasty?

Now! Let the extermination begin!

Nu no, we don't want you to eat the whale, we want you to send it to the moon.

Nuh nothing to be scared of. Jus, just some lightning and thunder.

Nut Gobbler, grab onto my crutch!

Nyanyanyanyanyaaanyaaa! You hoo hoo hoo loh ost! Hahahahahaaahaaa!

Of course he sings. He's black.

Of course it's impressive! They steal everyone else's clients!

Of course. Brilliant!

Of course. That's it, Butters! We had it wrong all the time!

Officer Barbrady, you're just in time.

Ogh, Jesuth Christh.

Oh bless you, sir! Bless you!

Oh boy, they're really gettin' into each others' heads out there.

Oh boy, this is embarassing.

Oh boy!

Oh boy.

Oh Butters! Oh Butters, I miss you so much!

Oh crap! There's more of them!

Oh dear. Well, so, so what do I do?

Oh dude, check it out. I got a Jake Plummer.

Oh dude.. oh Jesus..

Oh geez, are we gonna start lezzing out?

Oh geez, here we go with the gun again.

Oh geez, it looks like two parents are fighting.

Oh geez. Maybe we let this thing get out of hand.

Oh God damnit

Oh god damnit, you told Kyle didn't you?

Oh God, I feel so weird" huh?

Oh God, I hope I didn't hurt any beavers.

Oh God, it's funny every single time.

Oh God, it's terrible! What have I done?!

Oh God!

Oh God.

Oh God...

Oh goodie.

Oh Gosh, I'd never make fun of somebody with a problem.

Oh great. It's a pretty easy project. Kyle's really good with the egg.

Oh hamburgers! What is that?

Oh Hamburgers.

Oh here, Kyle, you wanna play with it a little while.

Oh hey John.

Oh hey, sorry boys.

Oh hey, Token!

Oh I gotta pee. Hand me that empty bottle, Stan.

Oh I sure have. I've been working on my ruh... ruh,,, routine all year long

Oh I'm sorry! Why don'tcha get 'im on chars in America, I'm sorry!

Oh jeez, I knew this would happen.

Oh jeez, should I do it?! Should I do it?! Oh what the hell!

Oh jeez. I I guess maybe your soul is stuck here for a different reason.

Oh Jesus Christ.

Oh Jesus, did you see that??

Oh Jesus, he's about to play!

Oh Jesus, here it comes!

Oh Jesus, I feel warm too!

Oh Jesus, I should have known!

Oh Jesus, not now.

Oh Jesus, not you guys?

Oh Jesus, that flight was terrible.

Oh Jesus, they're here!

Oh Jesus, we're gonna win!

Oh Jesus!

Oh Jesus!

Oh Jesus! We've gotta get to my balls before Kyle hurts himself!

Oh Jesus.

Oh Jesus.

Oh Kevin, we're saved!

Oh man, I can't wait to see the look on those little Eichmanns' faces when they hear this crunchy groove.

Oh man, not cool.

Oh my God, and you can hear me??

Oh my God, Butters!

Oh my God, dude!

Oh my God, how does it know the answer?

Oh my God, it's John Travolta!

Oh my God, that smells good.

Oh my God, they killed Kenny!

Oh my God, this can't be happening!

Oh my God, this is it, Butters.

Oh my God, you guys. Look!

Oh my God, you guys. Look!

Oh my God, you're just saying that because you're jealous.

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Oh my God! Eric!

Oh my God! My God, this battle is epic!

Oh my God! Okay!

Oh my God! Where would they go?

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Which highway did they take?

Oh my God. That's today!

Oh my God...

Oh my God...

Oh my God...

Oh my God... their pitcher was able to hit him right on the bat.

Oh my good, look!

Oh my gosh, those poor people!

Oh my, it's pretty dark down here. You sure you need curtains?

Oh my.

Oh no no no no no.

Oh no, nonono, come on!

Oh no!

Oh no!

Oh no!

Oh no. No, no, no!

Oh no. NO!

Oh oh oh, right.

Oh oh...

Oh okay, I'm not lookin'.

Oh right, pardone, segnore.

Oh thanks, thanks. That's a lot better.

Oh that's not true! Colorado is about to pass a bill which allows same sex marriage.

Oh that's very interesting, isn't it, kids?

Oh uh, hi Mom.

Oh wait. Sh sh. Hold on a second, gang.

Oh well, thank you so much. What a swift and speedy resuce.

Oh wow, a Jew asking for money! There's a new one.

Oh wow, I can't believe how great it feels to finally love my fellow man, huh?

Oh wow! This is great.

Oh ye yes, of course,sweetie.

Oh yeah, boy. Take a look at this, ma'am.

Oh yeah, I'll be fine. I got some beers to keep my buzz going.

Oh yeah, lever four, sweet!

Oh yeah! Oh yeah, baby! Who the man? Who the man?

Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

Oh yeah! That feels good, doesn't it?

Oh yeah? Get off my ass, dickhole!

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. That's right, she is.

Oh yes, each one of them's a blessing.

Oh yes, hello!

Oh yes, hi, Colonel Sanders!

Oh yes, Mr. Garrison. Uh yes, he had a vaginoplasty. Mhm.

Oh yes, that's my bubbe. Kind of a bad drawing though.

Oh yes! Fine! We'll force Kyle to watch you.

Oh yes. Thank you for coming.

Oh you! You're comin' with me right now to find my ball and scrotum right now, Mr. Man!

Oh, a problem? Rearry?

Oh, and Heidi, there's going to be one extra girl coming to your slumber party.

Oh, come on, guys. You have to see what a huge opportunity this is for me.

Oh, don't worry about her. She a very dericate little flower.

Oh, excuse me, everyone. That's my cell phone.

Oh, f*** it!

Oh, God, I was sure that would work.

Oh, Goddamnit!

Oh, great. You see Stan, this is what you get for listening to Kyle.

Oh, hey Jimmy. What's goin' on?

Oh, hey Randy. What happened to you?

Oh, hey, nothin', you see?

Oh, I just remembered!

Oh, I'm so glad you think so, Shawna,

Oh, it's not fair!

Oh, Jesus, now what are we gonna do?!

Oh, Jesus, what has gotten into that kid?!

Oh, Jesus! What's wrong with me?

Oh, Jezuth Christh!

Oh, Jezuth Christh.

Oh, just great! You see, Sheila?!

Oh, man...

Oh, my God. Rick, radio the helicopters!

Oh, nothing except that you've been trying to impress Wendy all week long like a pathetic dickhole!

Oh, now we're gonna get it.

Oh, oh God damn it!

Oh, Poopie kins, it's very early.

Oh, psych! You don't get to! Hehe. Oh, check it out! Cooool!

Oh, right right, I'm sorry

Oh, so is that it?! You're just gonna walk out?! You men are all alike!

Oh, Stephen, I don't know if we should ground him or call a doctor.

Oh, thank you very much.

Oh, that stings.

Oh, that's just great! They're gonna let queers and homos get married, huh?!

Oh, that's so nice.

Oh, that's so sweet. Oh, I love you too, poopiekins!

Oh, the cavalry angels are clashing with their Black Knights!

Oh, this is the greatest day of my life!

Oh, uh, hello.

Oh, uh, wow, that is very interesting. Please tell me more.

Oh, we're just makin' a cradle out of an egg carton for our egg

Oh, well they showed up a few days ago, but I didn't think they were hurting anything.

Oh, what is it?

Oh, what trick are we gonna see? Get those cameras ready!

Oh, you do?

Oh, you're interested in hiring our client?

Oh, you've been so helpful, I uh, just don't know how to thank you.

Oh! Oh hey, Jimmy.

OH! Oh jeez.

Oh! We are gonna sue you!

Oh. Uhm, you know. Girl places.

Oh. Well, tell you what

Oh... Butters... smell like... bacon.

Oh... h hello ma'am. We're just here to examine your pool.

Oh... Hey guys.

Oh... hey there

Oh... Hi, Officer B b barbrady.

Oh... Okay, but no tricks.

Oh... Thank you.

Ohh, they're bringing in their demon dragons! Look at the size of them!

Ohh!

Ohhh Jesus, the answer is no, Stanley.

OHHHH MY GOD!!

Ohhhh.

Ohhhhh! You want a n****plasty!

Ohhhkay, and finally, does life sometimes feel vague and confusing to you?

Oho good, you're going to be so happy.

Oho, gingers, yes. Our cute little red haired rascals.

Oho, looks like we got some parental trash talking going on here.

Oho, that's just this thing:

Oho, well, I'm sure some of the Denver kids' parents would disagree with you and your team

Okay Bebe, what do you want to know?

Okay children, let's take our seats.

Okay children, let's take our seats.

Okay children, you can now take the rest of the school period to decorate your egg however you wish.

Okay dude, knock him out

Okay fine, here! Now let's go.

Okay fine, let him speak!

Okay Jimmy. First off, tell her how good she looks.

Okay kids, that is not funny! Unkay?!

Okay ma, thanks!

Okay, 's like, if you don't come out

Okay, Annie and Timmy?

Okay, be a Jew. We're gonna go play laser tag.

Okay, bye. Oh oh wait! Can I talk to my wife, please?

Okay, children, it's Wednesday! Time for an official egg check! Heidi and Eric?

Okay, children, this week we are all going to learn about parenting.

Okay, finarry everything rookin' up for me and my family.

Okay, first up we have Billy Turner, from the third grade,

Okay, go go, here he comes.

Okay, good! Do it! I'm not scared of you!

Okay, hang on...

Okay, hang, ha ...hang on...

Okay, here.

Okay, I'll try.

Okay, it's ready! Step down, Butters!

Okay, Kyle. We're gonna get splashed some more

Okay, let's find out. Ready?

Okay, let's put our hands together for Jimmy Valmer.

Okay, Manuel, hit it.

Okay, Mom.

Okay, no problem. Easy.

Okay, see you later, Jessie.

Okay, so then we'll just tell the other team quietly that we're gonna let them win,

Okay, Stan, it's late, go up to your room and get ready for bed!

Okay, Stan, you've been an asshole to me all week! What is up?!

Okay, Stan. Well, that's it. That's the end of the personality test.

Okay, students, change of plan!

Okay, sweetie.

Okay, thank you Butters, very nice, short and sweet.

Okay, that takes care of Token, Clyde, and Mr. Kitty.

Okay, that was the Goth kids with "Talent Shows Are For Fags"

Okay, that's enough. Out, Mr. Garrison.

Okay, there. Now we can carry this egg around in this case without it getting cracked.

Okay, this is everything, mom.

Okay, turn on the ignition...

Okay, very nice, Clark and Laura. Very nice.

Okay, very nice, Ike, thank you.

Okay, very nice, Kyle. A little dry and sciency for my taste, but there you go.

Okay, very nice, Token. Thank you.

Okay, welcome, everyone.

Okay, where to next?

Okay? We were both at my house, all afternoon, playing tea party. Okay? Now come on, we gotta bail!

Okay.

Okay. Hey, thanks for choosin' the Airport Hilton, guys.

Okay. Number 1:

Okay. One! Two!

Okay...

On a boat. That wasn't mine!

On'kay, on'kay. Don't worry, Jimmy.

Once I accepted that I was powerless to control my drinking and my life.

Once we have the device, it can be housed in here safely until we know what we're dealing with.

Once you know how to operate it, just grab it and get the hell out of there.

One of us is gonna have to go undercover, show up in school tomorrow disguised as the new girl who just moved to town

One that last for days, even weeks. Reggae on the River, Woodstock, Burning Man,

One thing for certain: something is certainly FISHY here at the Sea Park. Tom?

One two three four. Okay, pick a color.

One two three. Nooow, pick a color.

One will stay, one will go home,

Only it probably isn't a ghost, ih it's just a delusion brought on by my trauma.

Only then can you move on to the other 12 steps, like...

Oo whataya mean?

Oops, can't say erection in front of the parents right.

Open the gate!

Open the gate!

Or else I'm gonna shoot someone!

Or maybe I'll have three beers.

Or that guy who played Napoleon Dynamite, but you're okay.

OT9 in the history of our church.

Other way, other way!

Otherwise, all our BFF necklaces would become meaningless

Our armies are here, here, and here.

Our confusions and our problems

Our egg is fine.

Our egg isn't gonna last a week with Stan around!

Our next act is Butters, who will be singing a song

Our parents will never know.

Our prophet has finished his new doctrine

Our prophet has returned.

Our whole summer, dude. We have to play this boring game all summer long.

Out her ass.

Out!

Own up to your responsibilities!

Park County police have decided to try a new method.

Parking lot where Kyle has to watch me and get super jealous because he doesn't have one!

Patience, my Lord!

Penis!

People from all over the state have flocked here to the church to witness the apparent mriacle firsthand.

People in the gay community want the same rights as married couples, but dissenters don't want the word "marriage" corrupted.

People like us, in the middle states, have to ride it out.

Perfect!

Perfect! We're on our way!

Perhaps I'll see you again sometime!

Perhaps the child won't die in time.

Perhaps... you're right.

Pick a number.

Pimps and hos and tricks in rows

Pimps and hos and tricks in rows

Please come out of the closet.

Please don't call me stupid.

Please leave me alone, Eric. My bottom is really sore.

Please Tom Cruise and John Travolta come out the closet!

Please welcome Stan's dad.

Please what?

Please, officer, you have to understand.

Please, Q Money! Don't do this!

Please, save our boy, Randy.

Please, understand we just want

Please, your son deserves to be enlightened.

Please. Don't let them ruin our town.

Please. Some of our kids are in there. We should've listened to you earlier.

Pluto is also the furthest planet from the sun, though scientists believe more planets lie beyond it.

Poopsiekins!

Post season?

Powder and Kenny?

Praise Christ. Praise Christ.

Praise him.

Praise Jesus! Praise Mary the Blessed Vergin Mother!

Praise Jesus.

Prease, just give me a little more time!

Prepare the troops! We must be ready for them!

Pretty funny?! Dude we did that!! That was our fault.

Pretty much.

Pretty nice, hm?

Problem is, if you see one hippie, there's probably a whole lot more you're not seein'.

Provide services for each other in exchange for their services?

Put down that weapon, now!

Put me in the main line!

Put them in my laptop!

Put your hands together for the incredibly talented Jimmy Valmer!

Quick, call Kyle.

Quiet, children, quiet. We need to hear.

R r right now, right now it is?

R right over here.

Randy, don't!

Randy, Randy. Your son's on the phone.

Randy, sit down.

Randy, uh what are you doing?

Randy, we've looked everywhere. Kyle's missing too.

Randy, where are you going?

Randy, you are powerless to make that decision.

Randy! Randy, you've got to get out of here! If they just trample this park, we'll be trapped! It's too dangerous!

RANDY! RANDY! RANDY!

Randy...

REAL escited... for some reason...

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really? Oh it's about time!

Really??

Really.

Rearry?

Red power !

Red Power!

Red Power!

Red Power!

Red.

Regular, heave flow Oh boy, I can't wait till I get my first period!

Release it in international waters. I'll drive the truck.

Remember Butters, you must get that future telling device from the girls at all costs!

Removing the feeding tube is murder,

Removing the feeding tube is murder!

Right away.

Right here is good! Brake pedal! Left pedal!

Right mom ?

Right now we're proving we don't need corporations. We don't need money.

Right now, Stan!

Right right. Does vodka count?

Right this way, Cardinal.

Right this way, Your Holiness.

Right this way, Your Holiness.

Right this way!

Right, but... but I've learned that we can't judge people based on what they look like.

Right, the plan. Um... Oh. Oh, my God, you guys!

Right! Ron Howard! And uh... Aaaaand...

Right! We already had him, but right! See? Ginger people go on to do amazing things in society!

Right?

Right. And you're a ginger

Rocket ships?

Ron Howard?

Ron Howard?

Ruh, really?

Run dude, run !

Safe!

Same sex couples from all over the state have shown up in support,

Sany, any of you ladies wanna go see a sad movie together?

Satan is planning a massiva attack and he knows we are too few in number to stop him!

Satan! God has mocked thee once again!

Satan! I come bearing good news!

Satan's armies will attack the gate ...here.

Satan's army charges! Tell our troops what to do, Kenny!

Satan's army grows as we speak.

Satan's army has crossed over the Plains of Limbo!

Save the whales, motherfucker!

Save the whales!

Say: "Wow, I've never thought of it that way before, but you're right."

Scientologists the world over are simply rejoicing at his second coming.

Scientology is more like an alternative to psychology than a religion.

See I know, I know, but I I get it now. We we've got to live and let live.

See that? Hippies.

See ya in class!

See you at the bus stop tomorrow.

See you over at Stage 6.

See, she don't need to eat much.

See, that set you off on a different tangent, got you thinkin' a different way. That's what Doctor Pal is here to do.

See, the corporations are trying to turn you into little Eichmanns so that they can make money.

See, we're not the artistic side, we're the thinking side.

Send a cress in your plates, folks?

Send our troops to the battlefield! I'll command as best I can!

Serves you right, you son of a bitch!

Set the whales free! Set the whales free!

Seven and two.

Seven times.

Shawna honey, I think your little date is here.

She can cure my alcoholism! I'll be back soon!

She gonna be American Idol.

She had a contract with us first! We own her!

She just got accepted to be on American Idol in Ros Angeres, but I can't take her 'cause I have to mind the restaurant.

She over here uh irregarry. The Chinese Mafia help me out.

She said Marjorine is having a really hard time being in a new school.

She, she got tarent agent! She's about to make a whole lotta money!

She... she go to Ros Angeres with her agents!

She... she in Arabama.

She's apparently gotten real good with baking cakes with keys in them.

She's gonna close soon! Come on!

She's got a hell of a chin on her, I'll give her that.

She's got Colonel!

She's in the bathroom crying.

She's really taking this grade seriously, Stan.

She's very excited to get started on her new show,

She's... beautiful.

Sheila, ih it was wrong of us to be so judgmental of Kyle.

Shh, shh, we've got the television working.

Shh! Trying to concentrate! Just hold the damn wheel!

Shhh. N Not exactly. We were messing around on this guy's new boat,

Shhh. Willzy x, don't say anything.

Shitty Wok, take your order prease.

Should no longer have to pay money to belong.

Should we tell him the truth?

Shouldn't we get him back in the water?

Shut the door!

Sick?

Sign, sign everywhere. Sign Done something to my mind

Simple. You will use... this.

Sir, how can it be that a first timer scores that kind of thetan level?

Sir, I'm going to give you a sobriety test.

Sir, more people in Beaverton are calling. They say they're trapped in floods and fire now.

Sir, sir, that is my ho!

Sir, sir!

Sir, take a look at this.

Sir, take a look at this.

Sir, we would love to sign your wife.

Sir, why don't you step out of the car for me?

Sir! I paid for that lady, and by taking her, you are no better than a common th thief!

Sir! Sir, somebody is on telephone!

Sir! Sir, we've found a note!

Sir?

Sit down before you get hurt!

Slave, honey, is that the pizza?

Slave, should I leave you two alone?

Slayer "Raining Blood"

So apparently it's been exactly two years since the fall of Baghdad.

So apparently Martha Stewart is out of jail.

So apparently the Chinese and the Japanese aren't getting along lately.

So does this mean the storm has passed? Global warming is over?

So how about we let gay people get married, but call it something else?

So how did I do?

So I have to stick a tampon up my peehole.

So I pull out my gun!

So I won't see you again?

So I'm gonna need every resource this town has!

So I'm gonna stay like this forever?

So it begins. Now we shall see the final battle between Heaven and Hell play out!

So it looks like the Vatican has finally chosen a new Pope.

So it seems like we have enough people now. When do we start taking down the corporations?

So it was just... it was... just my ima... magination then?

So let me get this straight.

So long, balls.

So now you feel better? Ghosts don't exist and there's nothing to be afraid of.

So our only hope... is perfect strategy.

So that he could build an army as well, an army that YOU must command.

So that we'll know it's the same one at the end of the week.

So the quicker you shut up, the quicker this will be over!

So then, don't.

So unfair... so unfair.

So what do you suggest?

So what should we do now? It's Saturday, we have to have as much fun as possible.

So what we need... is to find somebody to join our team, who totally sucks ass.

So you can just go away.

So you're NOT the prophet, huh?!

So, as you remember, last week I told you to write down any

So, does this mean I'm not really a dolphin?

So, first of all, I've written that the brainwashed alien ghosts

So, I hear you're interested in reconstructive surgery.

So, this is gonna make me happy?

So, we took your counselor'sadvice 'nd called Doctor Pal to help us all talk about this.

So, what are you and Wendy doing?

So, what do you guys wanna do first?

So, when your penis becomes hard, you're supposed to put in in a lady's vagina.

So...

So... the ghost was in my head.

Some call it a suicide mission, but the heroic men and women of the hippie digger may be our only hope of survival.

Some extra crispy thighs, extra crispy?

Some people have red hair, but not light skin and freckles.

Some people have red hair, but not light skin and freckles.

Some uh... some,

Some... uh,

Somebody kidnapped Jambu, took him right out of the park.

Somebody who can't possibly win.

Somebody's comin' in!

Somebody's gonna have to go outside and activate the backup boosters.

Somebody's gotta help this world o'mine...

Someone who loves you...

Somethin... something's wrong.

Sometimes I sweat from holding the bat for so long and then the heat steams up my glasses.

Sometimes, dead is better.

Sometimes, when I'm sitting in class, my penis becomes hard for no reason.

Sometimes, you have to atone for something bad you did.

Son of a ...b bitch!

Son of a biscuit!

Son of a bitch.

Sooo great to see sooo many people turn out to make an impact on on the world!

Sorry about this, Greg.

Sorry kids, nature of the business, you know?

Sorry, son, but... you're a demon spawn now. You're an abomination.

Sorry. If we let one ginger kid in here, then the others are gonna start coming.

Sort of.

Sounds like an open and shut case. All right, let's head 'em out!

South Park has been disqualified from the game! Denver wins!

South Park is goin' down!

South Park.

Splash me! Ha! Hey, splash me!

Ss. Who? Oh him? Oh. No, that was just... Tha that was about something else, totally unrelated.

Stan ?

Stan and Craig might still luck with the space program down in Mexico.

Stan I... need your help.

Stan, beaver dam! Very large beaver dam, Stan!

Stan, do you want to hear the great secret

Stan, don't you know the first law of physics?

Stan, get in the car! We have to evacuate!

Stan, I don't like Wendy.

Stan, I just want you to know

Stan, I need you to watch the egg for a while.

Stan, I'm sorry I doubted you. You really made a great dad.

Stan, it's over. You have to admit what you did so your parents can help us.

Stan, listen to me. You must stay indoors. Do not try to go out. Global warming has brought in a new ice age

Stan, people in Beaverton are still trapped on their roofs. Nobody's helping them because they think they can't go outside.

Stan, sweetie, we're gonna go to the mall. Do you wanna come?

Stan, there was never anything between Wendy and I

Stan, this is our egg. We're both supposed to take care of it.

Stan, those people drink. I have new friends now.

Stan, you need to learn some things about being a man! Now give me that bottle!

Stan, you said your mom was bringing KFC home for dinner! Now is she or isn't she?!

Stan, you're alive!

Stan! Stan!

Stan! What the hell did you do?!

Stan?

Stan?

Stan? Stan, I think we should talk.

Stan? Stan, it's me, Eric!

Stan? Stan?

Stan? We found Stan!

Stan?! Stan?! I need to get through, please!

Stan.

Stan.

Stan... Do you really think my hat is stupid?

Stan... STAN!!

Stan's little league game, I'm...

Stand back! I had a... great time tonight, but I gotta do what I was sent here to do!

Stand over here, please? Right there.

Stanley, do you have any concept of money at all?

Stanley, I didn't know you were miserable.

Stanley, you haven't touched your food. What's the matter with you?

Stanley!

Stanley? You?

Stay back, people!

Stay back?! Hell, my wife and child are in there!

Stay calm in there. We don't want anybody getting hurt.

Stay on him! I'm not giving up!

Steerike two!

Step 1 is admitting that you are powerless to control your drinking.

Step aside! Step aside, I say!

Stephen, you did what??

Steven, what do we do?

Steven! Steven you have to keep moving!

Stingrays are members of the shark family, but they're extremely peaceful creatures.

Stolen whale... heading to Tijuana...

Stolen?

STOP BY OUR OFFICES AT: 345 ave de las Mexicano

Stop it, stop it! First it was terrorists, then George Bush and global warming

Stop right now!

Stop them! They didn't pay the two dollar entry fee!

Stop, stop right now!

Stop! Stop, or you're gonna get your teams disqualified!

Stop! That is my whale!

Strike 1!

Strike 1! Yeah! All right!

Strike 2!

Strike 2!

Strike three!

Strike three!

Strike three! You're out!

Strike three! You're out!

Strike three. You're out.

Strike.

Stupid assholes!

Stupid butthole God!

Stupid dumb garbage!

Stupid supremist asswipe!

Stupid talent agents!

Stupid? PSP is stupid?! Did you all hear that??

Sue me!

Super Awesome Talent Agency.

Sure do.

Sure I do.

Sure Randy, go ahead.

Sure, for what?

Sure, lots of times.

Sure, whatever dude.

Sure.

Sure. Come on in.

Sure. Here, you do my future.

Sure. I know the p perfect place.

Sure. You see sometimes a woman wants to be a man. That procedure is called a peniplasty.

Sweetie, can't we go after school?

Sweetie, what is the

Swim, mighty whale! You're free!

Sylverster Stallone wants Wing to sing at his son's wedding tomorrow!

Take a look at this.

Take me to bed.

Take this!

Take your top man, fake his death, then send him in disguised as the enemy.

TALENT SHOW THIS FRIDAY Garand prize 100$

Talk to you tomorrow.

Talk to you, Bertha.

Tango tango tango! We've got it!

Taxi!

Teacher, our egg is... okay.

Tell her, tell her that I love her.

Tell her, tell her that I wish...

Tell my why Tom Cruise in the closet

Tell them that the government can't help. But that we're very sorry.

Tell us where to find her, Ru Kim! You have no choice.

Tell you what, Mom and Dad, why don't you skidaddle for a tick and let us hipsters talk in privo.

Telling the world this incredible truth.

Ten million? Well that's more than the Germans want!

Tender like I do...

Th thanks, Officer Barbrady!

Thank you for returning!

Thank you Mr. Marsh, I think you made your point.

Thank you, Clyde.

Thank you, Governor.

Thank you, Mrs. Garrison.

Thank you! Thank you God!

Thank you.

Thank, Mitch. It seems that this problem is almost unBEARable.

Thanks Butters

Thanks dude!

Thanks for all your help!

Thanks for the ride, Manuel.

Thanks Jody! Gingers, how are we feeln'?

Thanks son.

Thanks, Edward. That's a very shocking report...

Thanks, Jimmy. Where are we going?

Thanks, Mom and Dad.

Thanks, Mr. Stallone. We're just sorry she wasn't a better boxer.

Thanks, Tom, I'm here at the Denver Sea Park where

Thanks.

That dirty no good sonofabitch!

That dirty talent agency stole our client again!

That doctor is a miracle worker, Sheila. Iiii'm the happiest I've ever been.

That does it! I'm taking you boys OUT OF THAT SCHOOL!

That doesn't matter ' cause we're gonna stay.

That Dr. Biber is about to get his ass bitten off!

That girls sure has a strange sense of fashion.

That hippie crowd is massive! How the hell are we supposed to get through it and reach the stage?

That homosexuals cannot muddy our traditions!

That I still hate Kyle more than you.

That kid really needs some psychiatric help.

That kid right there. What did he just tell you?

That means as soon as we lose one game, our season is over.

That means you didn't have a drink for five days all on your own.

That means... I'm not cured.

That sonofabitch!

That sounds great!

That thing is pretty cool. What games did you get with it?

That was a very informative speech, Kyle.

That was dumb and I'm not gonna do it again.

That was it? That was you guys' whole plan? Ask the Russians to take the whale to space?

That was killer. We showed them.

That was no strike, that was a terrible pitch!

That was no strike! What the hell is wrong with you, ref?

That was three feet from hitting me in the head!

That way he'll have to walk to first base.

That way if anybody cheats and tries to replace their eggs, we'll know, Eric

That we are in fact beautiful, totally awesome, and super smart. It's time for us to take back our pride!

That whale belongs to a sea park!

That when he died his thetan would show itself again.

That woman over there was trying to get to her balls which were in the knees of a black child whose father is a dolphin.

That... That's the real egg with Garrison's signature?

That's a pretty solid idea. But who?

That's all the verification we need. Pull the feeding tube, doctor.

That's all you could do.

That's because I was pissed off!

That's because I'm a doctor, but I'm also your pal. Are we cool?

That's enough! The next person that fights is getting his team disqualified!

That's eveyone, I guess.

That's fine, get it out of the way...

That's four hundred for us! We did it!

That's good enough for me.

That's great. And I understand this is somebody's first AA meeting, is that right?

That's how the scam works!

That's impossible!

That's it! That's it! South Park is disqualified!

That's it! You've got it!

That's it. South Park wins the game 4 to 0.

That's it. South Park wins the game.

That's it. We're going to Plan B. Nuke the crowd!

That's just wrong, dude. I wish Cartman could see what it felt like to be ginger.

That's Kelly riding on Jambu's nose!

That's more like it!

That's my little boy.

That's not important right now, son. What's important is figuring out whose fault this is.

That's not Kenny. Kenny sniffs paint and sets things on fire! Here, look.

That's not true, fatass! I have red hair, and I don't have to avoid the sun!

That's pretty good.

That's probably okay if you spread it out.

That's right, Jimmy.

That's right, we know whose fault this is.

That's right!

That's right! This is bullcrap! We True Gingers are furious that the role of Annie is being minimalized!

That's right.

That's right. A new form of AIDS which is resistant to drugs.

That's right. Alcoholism is a disease.

That's right. Kenny and I have been BFFs since first grade. Here, look.

That's right. Respect our authoritih m.

That's right. We are members of the Animal Liberation Front!

That's right. We're not talented.

That's terrible!

That's the 12 step program, not religion.

That's Tom Nelson, one of the Denver players' fathers.

That's why I'm taking you to this ...fancy place and pretending to be interested in what you have to say..

That's why we gotta get along, people!

That's, that's wonderful, Mr. Garrison!

That's... really touching.

The aliens were no longer frozen, they were dead.

The answer is no.

The armies of Satan have already broken through the gate!

The Beatles in the White Album in Helter Skelter. Okay.

The biggest battle of all time is about to begin: the battle of the feeding tube.

The biggest battle of all time is about to begin: the battle of the feeding tube.

The bitch isn't ginger! She's just using makeup to look ginger!

The blood always comes from the same area. Sometimes a little, sometimes a lot.

The boat caught on fire! And it exploded!

The boy is from a small mountain town in Colorado, sir.

The Ch Chinese will take someone to space for t t ten million dollars.

The child did something none of us could: Reach lever sixty on the PSP.

The child's soul is in Heaven! God has his secret weapon!

The child's soul is now trapped inside his vegetative body.

The college know it all hippies.

The Colorado Little League State Championship is being played this week.

The corporations run the entire world. And now they fooled you into working for them.

The courts have determined we must obey his wish.

The crowd grows larger every hour.

The cruisers then took the frozen alien bodies to our planet

The Dark Lord knows that our armies are few in number, and unorgamized.

The debate still rages on in America,but at least now, Kenny... is in a much more peaceful place.

The doctor who gave Mr. Garrison his sex change said he can make me tall and black.

The E meter results from the little boy in Room D.

The economy is stale and I...

The effects are going to spread. What we are looking at is a global warming catastrophe, the likes of which we've never seen.

The event is said to be the largest such gathering in the history of man.

The fat one in the middle...

The fate of the outcome is in your hands.

The feeding tube has been pulled!

The finals are all sudden deatn elimination, right?

The first thing I'm going to do is slice your balls.

The frozen alien bodies were loaded onto Xenu's galactic cruisers

The girls at our school have been hiding something from us!

The girls do not have a device that shows them the future, Cartman! That's retarded!

The government is using its corporate ties to make you sell magazines so they can get rich.

The Governor can either sign or veto the new bill allowing gay marriage.

The guy behind him is blind! There he goes! C'mon! C'mon! Go go go!

The hell do they want??

The hostages are clear!

The hostages are gone!

The Indians knew that. That's why they stopped using it when the ground went sour.

The Keanu Reeves boy has been revived on Earth! His soul is no longer in Heaven.

The Miss Colorado Pageant

The moon?

The moon. That is quite large trip, but I'm sure we can do it!

The new girl in your class, Marjorine.

The one that's right up over there, behind the Andersons' bar. Sometimes... dead is better.

The only thing that didn't fall was ...the price of gas.

The only thing that works is the 12 step program.

The orca whale talks!

The outside of the device seems to be covered in numerals.

The parents were grouped together as male and female. As you can see...

The phenomenon was first seen by Father Harold Barnes.

The pope determined that the blood was not coming from the Virgin Mary's ass.

The pope then examined the statue closely.

The pope then examined the statue closely.

The preacher says that before your soul can be at peace,

The president has to see thus right away.

The reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard doesn't like your acting.

The reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard must be taken care of.

The roque lunar?

The Russian government and all of our skateboards.

The safely guarded Scientology doctrine.

The score is South Park 23, Denver 0.

The skin's the best part...

The Sony PSP was built by God,

The souls finally found bodies which they can grab onto.

The souls of those aliens, however, lived on

The souls were taken to a huge soul brain washing facility

The south western states might have a chance, but New York will have tidal waves that will envelope all of the north east.

The stage is set and the final battle between Heaven and Hell is about to begin!

The state has sent over somebody to talk to you all about the dangers of drunk driving.

The statue of the Vergin Mary is bleeding out her ass.

The statue of the Virgin Mary has started to bleed. Out its ass.

The sun's rays are bad for my skin, so I need to be protected when I'm outside.

The talent show could be over any minute.

The talent show is happening right now! Let's get to r r rammin'!

The talent show is this Friday.

The teacher at the school said she recognized this boy to be your son?

The the egg that the two boys were given just

The time is at hand, Kenny.

The town is in serious danger!

The tube has been removed?

The violent men are demanding a helicopter and two hundred thousand dollars cash.

The weapon of comedy.

The whale isn't gonna splash us any more, so who cares?

The whale, at the Denver Sea Park, is going to die, unless we get it to the moon

The whale's name is Willzy x and he told us he's dying on our planet.

The world needs to know that we are people, with feelings! And our parents love us for who we are!

The... that's where all orca whales are from.

Their little "festival" should pump some money into our economy.

Their son is alive.

Then God is helping us.

Then how am I talking to you, Tom?

Then how come that sign says "Church of Scientology"?

Then how do we make money from those people?!

Then I saw this...

Then I suppose we're no longer friends!

Then I would have something to fall back on. So something to take all the pressure off of me.

Then John Travolta come

Then keep writing, L. Ron! Your people are waiting.

Then that kid in the green hat told you something, and now you don't wanna do it all of a sudden.

Then that kid in the green hat told you something, and now you don't wanna do it all of a sudden.

Then that thing still controls your life and you've never learned any discipline at all.

Then that's it! We brought him back.

Then there was the time I convinced a woman to have an abortion so I could build my own Shakey's Pizza.

Then they will be here on the morrow. Without Kenny's soul here there will be nobody who can use the holy PSP.

Then they'll all buy your new writings

Then this bill gets passed and now all the people against it want me to veto it

Then this is only the beginning.

Then we have to keep playing this boring game!

Then we kill every non ginger here!

Then we'll act like we're trying.

Then we'll just do drug identification exercises, unkay?!

Then we'll spend the whole summer going to Nebraska, and to Iowa, and Wyoming.

Then why are you here?

Then why are you scared of one little ehhhhgg?!

Then why does God make it so that my penis gets hard

Then you can have an audit

Then, he's already dead.

Then, the hard penis sneezes milk inside the lady's tummy,

Then... then Wendy won't think I'm a total loser!

There ain't no way some little mountain kids can beat Denver.

There he is!

There he is! Now, don't let him know we think he's a loser, or else he won't play.

There he is. There's my boy! Come on, Butters!

There is one more thing I would like to ask you all, as my friends.

There isn't much time, Kenny.

There it is! American Idol constestants!

There may be no more South Park to council over!

There she is! Get her! Die, you stupid bitch!

There the souls were forced to watch days of brainwashing material

There was only one person who EVER registered

There were no good times!

There you are!

There you go, Morgan! Run run run!

There you go. Have a good 'n.

There! I did it, see?! No problem!

There! Over there!

There! There's the church! Stop right here, Stan!

There! You see?! This is what happens when Cartman is allowed his right to free speech!

There. You see, Gerald? He totally understands.

There's a boy here?

There's a reason why God made our penises like little hoses, boys.

There's more little league baseball for South Park!

There's no doubt in my mind the girls will be using the future telling device there.

There's no more time for ideas! We have to have this vehicle up and operational in less than three days!

There's no reason to be afraid of things that aren't real.

There's no saving place, fourthie! Get to the back or we'll beat your face in!

There's no way you can lose to us!

There's not gonna be any drinking, no pot, and most importantly, if I catch any boys anywhere near this party, they're gonna be in a world of hurt.

There's nothing crazy about a person wanting to look on the outside the way they feel on ths inside.

There's our boy.

There's plenty of real things to be scared of. Like super AIDS.

These are what we call the uh giggling stoners. Pretty common form of hippie, usually found in the attics.

These boys are trying to get that whale home! You're not gonna stop them!

These college know it all hippies were setting up for a music festival, just as I predicted.

These Fort Collins kids got nothin'! Wooo!

These gilrs will do anything!

These guys practiced and got really good at sucking.

These homosexuals think they can just step all over our traditions!

These people are called daywalkers.

Thetan levels.

They are... ten billion in number. Maybe more.

They attached themselves to all mankind

They call me Nut Gobbler.

They can't hurt me, Butters. I'm already dead.

They creep us out and make us feel sick to our stomachs.

They did it to us again!

They do have an amazing fountain.

They don't even know yet, that one of their best friends is dead.

They don't have to know. I can sign whatever permit I want!

They feel like they're somebody trapped in another person's body.

They killed Kenny!

They passed this law behind our back!

They pilots inside will be safe from the pot smoke and the crappy music outside.

They say her divine ass blood has miraculous healing power.

They served a chicken dish with hot sauce and it gave me gas.

They want to kill all us zypods, so they keep us in these horrible tanks and make us perform.

They were going to do it for that 'N Sync guy.

They were still funny!

They will all pale in comparison to what we're looking at now.

They, they s they stopped. Somethin's wrong.

They'd better be careful. The Little League has a no tolerance policy.

They'd better not sell out!

They'er thriving, if you will. I think that they're setting up for a... hippie music festival.

They'll come after it for sure.

They're all growing in diameter, at a rate of two hippies per hour.

They're arriving in droves and apparently no end is in sight.

They're gonna GETCHA!

They're hippies! They don't HAVE any money! Does the city council know about this?!

They're not people, they're hippies!

They're on their way, Manuel. Is the rocket gonna be ready?

They've been secretly building beaver dam WMD's for years now!

They've got the boys!

They've worked really hard to get here, Chris,and, you know,

Things are not good in Heaven, Kenny.

Think again.

Think of the power!

This box is supposed to be used for serious questions!

This can become a commune where everyone just helps each other.

This can't get any worse.

This disease is called Gingervitus, and it occurs because ginger kids have no souls.

This egg is fine. Gays can get married!

This golden PSP is king of all PSPs.

This great thing I belong to

This is a Fox news update: Global warming disaster!

This is a free country, man!

This is a really nice town you have here. That's why the corporations are trying to use you to take it down.

This is a South Park News special report!

This is all a bunch of crap!

This is all your fault, Jimbo!

This is amazing! But wait right here. I've gotta go tell my friends about this!

This is America! This is an honest America!

This is authentic Italian food straight from S Sicily.

This is breaking news!

This is called an E meter.

This is fate, Brian! It's fate!

This is for what?! Arresting me for what?!

This is getting pretty ugly, Tom. These gingers are really riled up!

This is going to seem very strange and, and you may not believe me,

This is gonna be the biggest fight of my life.

This is HBC News. A right to die case debate is heating up in Colorado,

This is highly classified church information.

This is hopeless, Gabriel. We cannot interact with anything on Earth, how could we possibly get a feeding tube removed?

This is is, Stan.

This is just the beginning. I bet we start to see all kinds of offers comin' in for Token now.

This is just too much.

This is killing my buzz. Let's bail on this whole angry scene.

This is MY ho!

This is my only hope, Stan! Either you drive this car or I will!

This is News 4, at noon.

This is really weird.

This is ridiculous. **** can't play basketball.

This is so bad, man. How do we even know this is the right town to look in?

This is sooo embarrassing.

This is South Park News!

This is taking too long! I'm gonna run out of beer! Stan!

This is the biggest game of your son's life!

This is the Kingdom of Heaven.

This is TRULY a sight to behold! OH I wish I had a camcorder!

This is usually a sign of schizophrenia brought on by some tragic event in the child's past.

This is very exciting! Usually when I talk, nobody can hear me.

This is what I'm here to stop. Come on, Butters.

This is what your transgender progressive thinking gets you! Now your son wants to be transracial!

This is Wing. She just come over from China.

This is your problem, Butters!

This issue is so complicated, but... mmaybe we shhhould just let Kenny go in peace.

This just goes to show that hard work doesn't pay off!

This may sound a little strange, but

This music is so angry.

This must be pretty exciting for these youngsters.

This PIMP is tryin' to steal you away from me!

This psychic boy and his ghost pal are going to save the day!

This rocket will fly to the moon?

This thing in Denver is is just the crust, Token.

This will only take a second.

This woman has a contract with us! We own her!

This... this can't be right.

Those are rumors put out by people

Those bastards have done stuff like this before.

Those little assholes are screwin' up my entire plan!

Those people out there buy that crap

Those testicles in his knees are ticking time balls!

Thousands of people have descended on South Park for a hippie music jam festival.

Three bottles of beer and some Jell O shooters! Come on! Let's go!

Three convicted murderers have escaped from jail and are holding twelve people at the Red Cross!

Three milliion dollars?

Three new drum circles have sprouted up here, here, and here.

Three shots of McAllen, two small bottles of vodka

Three.

Throw him in !

Throw the ball to third, you idiots! He's runnin' home!

Ti's, it's simple science. Look: When hippies start to nest in a new area, it draws other hippies in.

Tijuana, Mexico!

Timmay!

Timmy...

To determine whether this is a true miracle or not.

To determine who on Earth had the best skills to defeat the armies of Satan.

To Earth

To Eric Cartman:

To find out more about WING and her music, visit WWW.WINGMUSIC.CO.NZ

To get rid of their negative emotions

To help prevent an impending tragic event.

Today is a very big day in which I'm supposed to make a very big decision.

Today we will be continuing our study of economics.

Token actually pays attention in school! Unlike you, fatass!

Token Black.

Token is going right to the top, right. I mean, he's gonna be a huge star.

Token is going to sing in front of a huge audience at the Miss Colorado Pageant in Denver.

Token sings?

Token, the truth is that without representation, you're in danger of being taken advantage of.

Token, Token, I'm here!

Token, you signed with us!

Token, you're... waiting tables?

Token?

Token. Right, yeah, you're makin' a smart move, man.

Tom Cruise and John Travolta still... will not come out of the closet.

Tom Cruise locked himself in my closet and he won't come out.

Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet.

Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet.

Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and R. Kelly have all come out of the closet!

Tom Cruise, this is Park County police!

Tom, an incredible story of courage.

Tom, don't you think this has gone on long enough?

Tom, I'm currently 10 miles outside of Beaverton, unable to get inside the town proper.

Tom, I'm standing here with the little sluggers and some of their parents, and I can;t tell you how excited they are.

Tom, I'm standing in South Park, Colorado, where a desparate attempt to save the town is underway.

Tom, I'm standing in the garden of St. Peter's church in Bailey.

Tom, I'm standing just outside of Chicago where the panic of global warming has already caused countless deaths.

Tom, I'm standing outside the Denver Center For The Performing Arts,

Tom, I'm standing outside the Governor's office, where in just two days,

Tom, it now appears that John Travolta

Tom, the convicts were about to be arrested when they ran inside the Red Cross behind me,

Tom, the crowd just keeps getting bigger and the town is literally bursting at the seams.

Tom, you can't hide forever just because

Tom, you've gotta come out of the closet. Oh my Gahd.

Tom! Hey Tom, this is John Travolta.

Tom? Tom, It's Nicole.

Tonight, two people will compete for glory.

Too bad?

Took a crap in the principal's purse...

Took my family for granted!

Took my family for granted!

Totally

Touch your finger to your nose.

Trapping people in their houses and destroying their lives.

Trick?! I ain't stupid! Ain't no trick gonna take you out to dinner!

Tried to seal it with a soldering gun, but, I give up. I can't hide it, I broke the egg.

True disciprine... come from within.

Twenty dollars.

Twenty million? Just to go to the dumb moon?

Twenty... million? Are you nuts? We don't have that kind of money.

Two boys are bringing national attention to this story by protesting outside the hospital.

Two boys can't possibly take care of an egg!

Two daaadies! Two daaadies!

Two dollar margaritas! It was great.

Two hundred and forty dollars?! What'd you do, break something?!

Two hundred dollars, Token, that's great!

Two hundred dollars.

Two hundred? Million?

Two hundred.

Two hundred... dollars.

Two little boys have fearlessly gone inside the Red Cross.

Two little boys, armed only with the weapon of confusion,

Two teams of youngsters get to go head to head at the major league stadium downtown.

Uh all right.

Uh excuse me, is this really a good idea?

Uh excuse me, Token already has representation.

Uh hello, I'm Butters

Uh here we go. Okay,

Uh hi, it's Wing's agents.

Uh huh. Would you rather give orders... than take them?

Uh huh...

Uh I mean, I mean this isn't about PSP, Kyle! His is about my friend, and his wishes.

Uh if... we could just get you to sign right here?

Uh Jesus

Uh oh. What the hell is goin' on?!

Uh sure, here she is.

Uh what do I have to do?

Uh, excuse me, we're looking for the Mexican Aeronautica y Spacia Administrashown?

Uh, I guess you're probably a little surprised to see me.

Uh, I just realized something. We shouldn't be doing this

Uh, I secretly videotaped the girls on the playground yesterday using my Wellington Bear video camera.

Uh, I think we're gonna try your authentic pizzareli casserona poppers.

Uh, kay, here we go.

Uh, look, my dad was here yesterday and

Uh, look, Token, there's some shows in LA we wanna book you on right away.

Uh, Mr. Stallone wants Wing to sing at his son's wedding.

Uh, Mrs. Garrison. You have an emergency phone call.

Uh, my friend Kenny was saving my place in line.

Uh, Stanley, take the garbage out before you go to bed.

Uh, sure?

Uh, thanks.

Uh, uh gee, what a terrific audience.

Uh, uh, sorry boys, I can't talk anymore. I'm too sick.

Uh, we're sorry dude, but getting her career off the ground would take too much work for us.

Uh, whe where's the backyard.

Uh, you you shouldn't drink, because it leads tuuuh bad things.

Uh,.. so it so it looks like Michael Jackson is having back problem in court.

Uh... a disease?

Uh... Gi... ginger kids! AAAAAH!

Uhh all right then.

Uhh, all right. We'll call you after she goes on TV.

Uhh, hay guys, look, we don't wanna win, so uh,

Uhhh, just uh uh ahh not right this second, Mr. Mackey.

Uhhh, sh sure?

Um, it was um, this one time...

Um, my name's Randy and... I just, really like beer.

Um, oh, but anyway, ohhh!

Unless of course it's the new Tonka radio controlled play bulldozer.

Unless, of course, you think we should take off our shirts and kiss.

Up here, you get the best tactical view to protect the fortress.

Up yours, Butters.

Urrgh, this scentific study isn't turning out the way I planned!

Us Colorado girls love to get pounded in the snootch just like any woman, but we keep it to ourselves.

Usually, to hear the secret doctrine

Uuh uh uh, not so fast.

Uuh, oh yeah, and there's this one kid whose parents I had killed

Uuhh, excuse me. I uh, just found the last page of Kenny's will.

Vagina!

Very soon, Mother Russia... will no longer be a country.

Very well.

Video Playback Initialized!

Visited the statue here in Bailey to witness the miracle firsthand.

Waait a minute, whoa, whoa!

Wait a minute!

Wait a minute. Check that out!

Wait a minute. Stan, isn't that Josh Garrett up there?

Wait in line with everyone else.

Wait, look! Here comes a boat!

Wait, you guys! I just had an amazing idea.

Wait! I don't wanna know that

Wait. Where's my Dad?

Wait...

Walk to first! Woo!

Walk to first! Woo!

Wanted from me all along.

Was recently broken out of galactic jail.

Wasn't L. Ron Hubbard a science fiction writer?

We all have BFFs, and we believe that a BFF is the highest legal authority.

We all want to understand who we are and where we come from

We applaud whoever did this noble deed!

We are gonna sue your ass and your balls!

We are not moving.

We are not the freaks of society, everyone else is!

We are out of time. I will see you on Tuesday.

We are outnumbered and in need of someone who can singlehandedly bring the whole Dark Empire down.

We are the noble descendants of great Americans like Ron Howard, and ..

We are the same, she and I.

We both, kind of needed each other and..

We break the arm bones in several places and put braces to make them longer.

We can be Token's agents. That way, we get ten percent of whatever he makes!

We can know that Willzy x is up there, dancing with the other zypods in his castle.

We can sneak out of here, get a boat and go help them off their roofs. That way, I can do the right thing, but still lie about it.

We can start having fun again!!

We can't charge people for help.

We can't get out! The flames are too big.

We can't spend all our energy placing blame when somehting bad happens.

We can't tell them, then they're, they're gonna think this is all our fault.

We can't wait in line! We have to be in school on Monday!

We can't. Kenny just checked. There's a wall of people like seven miles thick behind us.

We could play "girl talk."

We did it guys. We finally taught Cartman a lesson.

We did it!

We did it! We did it!

We did listen! Come on, everyone grab what you can, we have to walk.

We did.

We didn't listen!

We didn't listen!

We didn't listen!

We didn't think that by pretending you didn't exist, you would really change,

We do not have any reports of fatalities yet, but we believe that the death toll may be in the hundreds of millions.

We don't "hate" homosexuals, we, we we just don't want them to be able to marry.

We don't have a lot of time, so I'll cut to the chase:

We don't have it in the budget to fix them right now.

We don't have time to argue! They're gonna nuke us!

We don't know that!

We don't know where this music festival came from, but, it's very close to consuming us all.

We don't... have one.

We drill.

We figure that way it'll be easier to keep safe so we can get an A.

We gingers are proud people!

We go now! Nothing can stop us!

We got it away from the girls. That's what matters.

We gotta go tell Token I'm sorry for rippin' on him for bein' black.

We gotta make Token think he needs us, when actually he doesn't need us at all.

We have a lot of little talneted performers to get through,

We have done it! We have defeated the armies of Satan!

We have no one to command the troops with the PSP's

We have someone who's ready to go on TV right away!

We have to find a way out.

We have to hurry!

We have to tell them! We know what those boys look like!

We have unauthorized entry on level one!

We hope you enjoyed Jambu's orca show and enjoy the rest of your day at Denver's Sea Park!

We invite you to gently touch the top of them as they swim by.

We just need a really kickass office and some nice suits.

We just spent our first semester at college. Our professors opened our eyes.

We knew you could do it!

We know because we're in the same business you are!

We know the truth now. We know what caused it.

We know this request to be futile, Lord, but just thought we would ask.

We know you can do it, Eric. You're smart. Wha why you're the smartest kid in school, m'kay?

We made it!

We made it.

We must respect the wishes of people's BFFs.

We must try to protect ourselves from the global warming.

We need to find the very worst kid athlete in the whole world.

We need to let everyone in this school know that we are not inferior!

We need to round up three or four queers and beat the livin' hell out of them!

We need to tell the governor and the world that gay marriage is not okay!

We owe him more than that, Sheila. We owe him understanding!

We quit too.

We ran the tests four times!

We represent Token. Give us a call, we'll work out a deal.

We Republicans are deeply saddened by the tragic events in Colorado.

We risked everything to get it from the girls. How long before the girls attack us to get it back?

We said down on the ground, kid. Move it!

We should be PROUD of who we are! Think about al l the great people in history who were ginger. People like...

We should get him to sing at Tommy's bar mitzvah

We shouldn't kill each other 'cause we're all the same.

We smuggled your wife into the United States for you.

We spend all this time... mooching off the hopes and dreams of others,

We sure are. That's right. Uh huh.

We taking her to Los Angeles, where she will work in massage parlor.until she works off the debt.

We used four different E meters!

We wanna be treated equally!

We wanna play video games.

We want all the country to see that Kenny is alive, and in pain!

We want to reveal to Stan the great secret of life behind our church.

We want to take something to the moon. How much would that cost?

We want to welcome all South Park parents to Fort Collins, and the Little League Division One Playoffs.

We we need to take care of them, Eric! They're out of control!

We we're not sure what exactly is going inside the town of Beaverton, Tom,

We were at why I should give you ten percent.

We were warned this would happen, and.. we didn't listen. We didn't listen!

We will eradicate them all with cages and tortures and a pit of lava to thrown them all in!

We will just need, say, twenty million dollars?

We will not be discriminated against any longer, for we are a great race!

We will start... with the daywalker!

We will try to keep Hell's Aermy from breaking through as long as possible.

We won't!

We... came to learn the facts about people with red hair, light skin and freckles.

We... We lost.

We... we working on it!

We'd better hope they never know, or else there's gonna be heck to pay.

We'll do some more testing tomorrow.

We'll fill you in on everything you haven't been told.

We'll find out who was responsible for this!

We'll go to LA with your wife.

We'll just see about that!

We'll just see about this, you fudge packin' fags!!

We'll pick up with Clyde's speech about lesbian cheerleaders after recess.

We'll pretend this never happened, all right?

We'll retreat!

We'll sue you, buddy!

We'll think he's changed and let him back into our circle.

We'll wish we spent the money when we have a lawsuit on our hands.

We're all just caught up in a business that treats people like commodities.

We're asking him... to lead us.

We're busted.

We're close. We're really close!

We're coming up on the outer perimeter of the hippies. Hang on.

We're doing free personality tests today.

We're done! No more baseball!

We're fine, thanks.

We're fine!

We're getting married right after the bill passes on Saturday.

We're going doowwn! We're gonna get creeaamed!

We're going to an authentic Italian restaurant, Buca de Fagghecini.

We're going to get graded together! It's your egg too!

We're going to need the pool from Clyde's back yard, Timmy's wheelchair,

We're going to the finals!

We're going to!

We're gonna bust you out of here.

We're gonna die!!!

We're gonna get Wing back as our client and... and make a ton of money! I swear it to you!

We're gonna lose! We're gonna lose!

We're gonna march in there, and get our client back.

We're gonna teach that fat bastard a lesson!

We're ignoring him.

We're just asking you to try. The whole town even got together and, and baked you a cake.

We're laughing AT you.

We're not asking him to join us

We're not comin' out the closet

We're not talented?

We're not talking about an object here,

We're outsmarting everyone by getting to the store right when it opens! Let's go!

We're so proud of you kids!

We're still not exactly sure why Tom Cruise is in the closet

We're taking Willzy x home to the moon

We're thought of as somehow less important, and it's bullcrap!

We're too late. They've moved on to another town!

We're using the power of rock and roll to change the world!

We're, we're talking about a person. I mean, look at what we've all become.

We've all seen them on the playground, at the store, walking on the streets

We've been looking for your son for a long time, Mr. Marsh.

We've come up wth a plan, but we're gonna need all of your help to make it work.

We've completed our scientific, non biased study of fags having kids. Come on up, children.

We've got a chance to do something pretty special here. Are you with us?

We've gotta split up and find someplace cheaper, that's all.

We've gotta split up and find Wing!

We've gotta track down those kids. Before the police do!

We've just compiled some new information. The flood in Beaverton wasn't caused by global warming after all.

We've just gotta go door to door. Do you have the composite sketch we did?

We've just had an incredible development here, Mitch.

We've just received word that Kenny McCormick... has passed away.

We've just... we've just gotta make this right ourselves.

Weh well, why didn't you tell anybody? Well I thought I was crazy.

Welcoem to the Colorado Little League State Championship Game!

Welcome students and parents to the annual South Park Elementary Talent Show!

Welcome to Buca de Fagghecini for the authentic experienso Italiano.

Welcome to Buca de Fagghecini for the authentico experience Italiano.

Welcome to Greeley, home of the Tigers.

Welcome to our offices, Token.

Welcome to our school, Marjorine.

Welcome to Shitty Wok, take your order prease?

Welcome to the All State Basketball Playoffs between the best fourth grade players from Colorado

Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven, Kenny. I am Peter.

Welcome to the team, Token.

Well Bertha, I was wondering if I could stick my penis in your vagina?

Well but... but that's my money.

Well fine! Go ahead and sue me!

Well go on, then! Sue me!

Well guess what?! I'm gonna take this egg to class myself!

Well h. I mean, you're not like as good as Leonardo di Caprio,

Well here... Roy keeps the keys in the glove box.

Well how about four? I think you're pushing it.

Well how long have you been feeling this way?

Well how the Sam Hell am I supposed to know if he's gonna be throwing a strike or a ball?!

Well I can't spend any money.

Well I say: Marriage is a holy sacrament between a man and a woman!

Well I think that there's a uh...

Well I think... I'm like the kid in that movie! I I'm seeing dead people!

Well I thought he was gonna throw a ball that time!

Well I was just standing here

Well I... guess this is it, Sharon.

Well I'm sorry, young man, but the parents want their child kept alive.

Well I'm supposed to heh, help him, find out why his spirit is wanderin' the Earth,

Well it may represent her sorrow over all the bad things going on in the world.

Well it was nice meeting you boys. We've gotta get dinner started.

Well it's all.. Well he was...

Well it's here! You'd better make damn sure it doesn't reach these steps uncracked!

Well it's not like we're nice to him. I mean, we rip on him all the time!

Well it's not religious.

Well jumpin' Jesus, what are we wasting our time here for then?

Well let's give him a hand!

Well like anyone cares about fuckin' dykes.

Well maybe I didn't want to have an egg with you, okay Bebe?!

Well of course not, Jimmy. Little girls don't wanna have sex.

Well of couse I wanna get laid.

Well okay! Let's do it!

Well perhaps I should try and boldly go and rekindle that love lost long ago

Well say goodnight to the bad guy!!

Well somebody had to put that knucklehead in his place.

Well sure I do.

Well then tell him we're just not interested.

Well then to hell with you, kid. You can just deal with your problems on your own.

Well there's certainly no question that you are a perfect candidate for Scientology.

Well they should'a gotten out of there.

Well this time he's gone too far.

Well uh you know, it's easy. You just put your thumbs and index fingers in here...

Well uh, I'm, s'posed to tell you kids about how bad drinking is, um...

Well uh, we were thinkin' we would, you know, just go appeal to the Governor

Well we can't keep the whale out here anymore, people are gonna see it!

Well we won! That means we've got the best record in the division!

Well what about lesbians?!

Well where the hell am I supposed to go to the bathroom? I I need a large tank with salt water.

Well whether you wanted to or not doesn't really matter now!

Well why the hell not?!

Well yeah, but... we usually win.

Well yeah, those women will have sex with anybody.

Well yeah, winner gets a 1 000 dollars.

Well you'd better stop having nightmares or eles you're gonna be grounded!

Well you're NOT crazy. The whale talked to all of us.

Well, a little, yes.

Well, after fourteen hours of testing,

Well, ah I only made him look like he could play basketball.

Well, all his vital signs are still normal.

Well, all my life I felt I was black! I've listened to hip hop, I watch UPN and I love playing basketball!

Well, anyway, we just wanna let you know.

Well, be careful, ghost pal.

Well, because uh, Jimmy is pitching a tent right now.

Well, do you also do other surgeries like that?

Well, give us a kiss!

Well, he's sittin' next to me right now.

Well, I ASSUMED you supported me. It's still me; I just have a vagina instead of a penis.

Well, I gotta go home, guys. I'm gonna sit on the toilet and read comic books.

Well, I guess saying goodbye wasn't enough.

Well, I guess that makes sense.

Well, I hate to tell you this, Stan

Well, I mean, all last week you were ripping on ginger kids and now you are one.

Well, I ran into Nelson from work. We were at the bar watching the game.

Well, I saved you all the chicken part.

Well, I think we've all learned an important lesson, haven't we, class?

Well, I'm about to pee out my vagina for the first time.

Well, I'm glad we've gotten all that out of the way, and now we can just go on with our lives as normal.

Well, I'm just a typical little girl.

Well, I'm just havin' some fun with my girlfriends.

Well, I'm workin' on it!

Well, if you really think your life is so bad, Stan

Well, it's a good idea if you wanna be tall and black. Otherwise, I wouldn't recommend it.

Well, it's all done.

Well, it's just that... Jew's can't play basketball.

Well, it's not about the money, it's about the message, right?

Well, jeez Eric, why wouldn't I be able to hear you?

Well, Jimmy, the girls here are young and pure. They're not like the ladies down at Colfax Point.

Well, Kelligan bought the same purse and I was like, "No WAY do I want it now!"

Well, many times, the reason that the sould stays Earth bound is

Well, normally, if a woman misses her period, it means she's pregnant.

Well, Nut Gobbler, I need to get laid.

Well, see ya, fella. Uh I've gotta get home before my parents wake up.

Well, so my idea was this: Let's have like a weeklong music festival, draw everyone here,

Well, sure I can see you.

Well, tension is certainly high here,

Well, that didn't take you long, did it?!

Well, that sounds pretty reasonable, m'kay.

Well, that's it, I just pissed blood!

Well, the red haired and freckle gene is a recessive gene.

Well, then your whole season starts over, but on the national circuit!

Well, there's everything, Butters.

Well, there's this ghost, see?

Well, think of the children!

Well, wait, wait, it gets better.

Well, we can promise not to buy one for Kyle, but we we can't make him watch you play th...

Well, we CAN'T leave you alone

Well, we did it, Butters. We saved the day.

Well, we did it, guys. It wasn't easy, but... we did a really amazing thing.

Well, we just heard that this miracle was happening

Well, well, you know,

Well, wha what do I do?

Well, what does it say?

Well, what's the point? Jimmy always wins with his stand up comedy.

Well, you might have made it, but we're the ones who are taking care of it now.

Well, you said you needed my help to win the big game, so here I am.

Well, you're tall and black enough. All right, Broflovski, suit up!

Well, your attic could be so we can fumigate with polymerethane. The drum circle we're gonna have to gas.

Well? What you think?

Well... how do you know you're not supposed to go to... you know...

Well... how do you know you're supposed to go to Heaven?

Well... I'm gonna miss you.

Well... well then he's NOT alive.

Wendy and Kyle will no longer be together.

Wendy, I just wanna get an A, okay?

Wendy, it isn't your egg anymore!

Wendy, nothing's gonna happen to the egg. You can have it when the week is over and I have my grade.

Wendy, we're doing an experiment.

Were you in there for three hours?!?

Wha whataya mean?

Wha what do you mean?

Wha, what's the matter, doctor?

Wha...?

Whaaale to Tijuana!

Whale poo.

Whales are mammals: they don't need water to breathe, dumbass.

Whales do not belong in tanks, they belong in the ocean!

What ?

What ?

What ?

What ??

What ??

What a fantastic audience.

What about the Foley family? I think they're all ginger.

What are the odds?

What are we becoming?!

What are we doin' anyway?

What are we doing?

What are you doin', ho?! Havin' dinner?!

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?! You have to listen to me! You can't sweep this problem under the rug!

What are you guys all doing here?

What are you talking about?

What are you, stupid?!

What did he tell you?

What did he tell you?

What did I do to deserve this?!

What did that kid in the green hat tell you?

What did we do

What did you say to him?

What do I have?

What do you expect me to do with it?

What do you have?!

What do you mean your client isn't coming?! We're taping the show tomorrow!

What do you mean, Kyle?

What do you mean?

What do you mean? We thought she was with you.

What do you think, Doctor?

What do you wanna do, huh?

What do you wanna talk about?

What do you want from me?

What else do I have to do?!

What gold?!

What happened?

What happened? They want twenty million dollars.

What happened? Did they say?

What happened? Were you bit? Did you eat their brownies? DID YOU EAT THEIR BROWNIES?!

What happens if we win the State Championship game?

What harm do you believe this actress is doing to the true red haired community?

What have I done?

What if I become suicidal, or, or become an alcoholic like Grandpa?

What if I were to tell you... that the girls have a device...

What if they find out I ain't a girl?

What is best for your son.

What is it, son?

What is it?

What is it??

What is that kid doing?

What is that on your shirt?

What is this?

What is your problem? Get lost, little Eichmann.

What kind of nutjob would agree to surgically alter my son into a tall African American?!

What makes you think you could tell us where to live?!

What mockery is this?!

What secret truth?

What seems to be the officer, problem?

What should I do?

What th Look, they're They're dolphins. Why?

What the hell are you doing?!

What the hell are you talking about?!

What the hell does that mean?

What the hell is going on?

What the hell is he doing here?!

What the hell is that kid doing?

What the hell is that?!

What the hell is this?!

What the hell is wrong with everybody?

What the hell?

What the hell?

What the hell?!

What they're doing to him ...is not right.

What this means... is that the hippies are conglomerating.

What wait wait, hold on.

What we begin here, we will take worldwide, until the blood of every non ginger child has been spilled!

What we do is slice your face and peel it back so we can insert now pig ment producing cells inside.

What were you looking for? I need to book one trip to the moon, please. Right away.

What what do I do?

What, Frank?

What, is this a Communist country or something?!

What, what are you doin' here?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Did you go to your AA meeting?!

What? Fo, for real?

What? Heh, hello there, kids.

What? How?

What? I thought this was a free country!

What? Th'um, nuh nothing. I I'll explain it to you when you're a little older.

What? Uh who told you that?

What? What did I do?! What did I do?!

What? Why?

What?!

What?!

What?!

What?!

What?!

What?!

What?!

What?! But you made him into a basketball player.

What?! Uh they're not so great! They probably don't have a fountain in their lobby!

What??

What??

What?? No way!

What?? Y your... you're too late!

What?? You mean, we're stuck here listening to this crap?

What'd you say?!

What's "The Contender"?

What's better than telling people a stupid story

What's goin' on here?

What's goin' on here? This kid's cutting in line!

What's goin' on in this world o'mine? There's a whole lot of killin' in this world o'mine.

What's going on?

What's happened?

What's the big deal??

What's the Denver Broncos' record now? Six and two?

What's the matter?

What's the matter? You... afraid you can't do it?

What's the point?! They have a Keanu Reeves now.

What's up?!

What's wrong is that there's more of you showing up every day and I need to find out why!

Whattaya wanna do, huh? Whattaya wanna do?

When he leaves next, let's take his place.

When he wakes up tomorrow and realizes he isn't really ginger, it'll be hysterical!

When I announce your names, please move and sit with the person you're paired with.

When I had a love of my own.

When Kelly slaps her hand three times, Jambu comes to her.

When the brain wants to cover something up, it makes up images and sounds for you to hear.

When Token sees that, maybe he'll think we're legit.

When you boys start driving, you're gonna need to learn to do this too. Woahp!

Where am I goin' to find another contestant?

Where are you from?

Where are you taking me?!

Where are you taking the whale?

Where do I stand?

Where do you buy your clothes?

Where is she?!

Where Kenny McCormick's feeding tube has been removed by his BFF.

Where the new production of Annie has just premiered to cries of outrage.

Where what some call a miracle is taking place.

Where. I can't see.

Where'd he go?

Where's Wing?

Which allows them to see... into the future?

Which cord is it?

Which film did you like best?

Which is why we have to fake that boy's death.

Which looked like DC 8s, except with rocket engines.

Which means that together the grade should average out to C minus for both of us.

Which means, the Talent Show is over!

Which one is he??

Which roamed the earth aimlessly in a fog of confusion.

Which room are we looking at?

Which still to this day causes all our fears

Which was ruled over by the evil Lord Xenu.

Which Xenu had ALSO built on Earth.

Whiched tricked them into believing a false reality.

While dissenters have also converged. The governor is about to give a statement.

While we spent all our time trying to make our tean suck,

Who ?

Who are afraid because they don't know the secret truth.

Who are the corporations?

Who are we to decide if Kenny should live or die?

Who are we to decide if Kenny should live or die?

Who are you?

Who cares if you almost made it to lever sixty?!

Who cares? Kenny's dead! When do I take possession of my PSP, sir?

Who do you want me to kill?

Who is that lady?

Who knew the secret truth about the nature of life.

Who know what is truly best for all the world.

Who said that?

Who said to meet in his basement?

Who saw the blood coming from the Virgin Mary's ass late last night.

Who the hell are you?!

Who the hell do you think you are?!

Who wants to go first?

Who wants to hear from a Mr. Marsh?!

Who was that?

Who was that?

Who will be doing an alto sax solo.

Who will be doing select readings from the movie, Scarface.

Who? Who? Who who? Whoa whoa, wait, wait. ..

Who??

Who's Butters?

Who's seeing dead people?

Who's that?

Whoa, I'm not braggin' on myself, baby But I'm the one who loves you

Whoa, what the hell?!

Whoa! Wow!

Whoa! Wow!

Why ?

Why couldn't we help him? Why is our little boy dead?

Why do I have to make this decision??

Why do we even hang out with him, anyway?

Why do you believe the Virgin Mary is dripping blood out her ass?

Why do you believe the Virgin Mary is dripping blood?

Why do you need me to write something so badly?

Why do you say that?

Why don't you come on in

Why don't you just go home, South Park? You can't beat Denver!

Why don't you just tell the people here at the sea park?

Why don't you share some of your Jew gold with the people caught in the flood?

Why don't you shut your mouth before I kick your ass!

Why don't you take what you have out of your bicycle savings?!

Why don't you tell the children a little about yourself, Marjorine?

Why haven't they come for us?

Why not just pull over?

Why should I give them ten percent?"

Why sure, they do this all the time in movies and TV shows.

Why the hell did you swing at it?!

Why won't you both just come out the closet? And they said...

Why you must be excited! You'll probably win like always.

Why?

Why?

Why?

Why?

Why?

Why?

Why? Aren't you happy here?

WHY???

Why???

Wiat. I've got it, you guys.

Will he ever recover?

Will Kyle die before he's twenty?

Will you all just shut up so I can do this?!

Will you relax? Those kids said they were from South Park.

Will you... look at his thetan levels?

Willzyx, I think we're here.

Willzyx, you have to talk! Come on boy, you have to!

Win? Why the hell would we want to win?

Wing doesn't belong to us or to you.

Wing?

Wing? Wing??

With an eye on America and on today's events, it's South Park: Evening News, with Tom Pusslicker.

With it we can actually keep Kenny the tomato alive for years.

With our support, you can have the whole pie.

With the right weather conditions and topography, it can lead to a music festival.

With the scrotum open, I can now discard of your testicles.

Within thehour the temperature outside will fall to over seventy million degress below zero.

Wny wouldn't you go and support him? What ?

Women walk the street with corns on their feets

Women walk the street with corns on their feets

Woohoo! You rock, Bebe!

Working on what?! Your dance moves?!

Would you excuse us, please?

Would you like to help young people like us by purchasing a subscription of your choice?

Would you like to take this beautiful woman to bed?

Wow, Cartman. You look... different.

Wow, he IS great at sucking.

Wow, he's really great.

Wow, I've never thought of it that way before, but you're right.

Wow, just look at all these tampons!

Wow, level nine already? Dude, you kick ass in "Heaven versus Hell."

Wow, my friend Brittany was right. This is a really laid back place.

Wow, seems like you know a lot about this stuff, Eric.

Wow, Shawna, you look fantastic.

Wow, that is very interesting. Please tell me more.

Wow, that's a little ironic, isn't it?

Wow, this band is so crunchy. Dude, I need more weed.

Wow, two hundred dollars.

Wow, what a terrific audience.

Wow, what a what a great audience.

Wow! Thanks, Eric.

Wow! That's great! All right, come on in and take a seat, we're gonna have some fun!

Wow. You know, I've never thought of it that way before, but you're right

Wuh I hate my stupid psychotic brain!

Wuh then I can go home and tell my mommy and daddy I'm not really dead?

Wull come on, that's impossible!

Xenu didn't want their souls to return!

Xenu then released the alien souls

Xenu thought his galaxy was overpopulated

Y yes, yes sir.

Y you are equal

Y'all done with your fish sticks, Stan?

Ye you have to ask her on a date, take her out for some Italian food.

Yeah

Yeah !

Yeah !

Yeah !

Yeah !

Yeah !!!

Yeah dude, nothing fun is free.

Yeah dude. I'm sorry.

Yeah Eric, we're gonna stop ignoring you now.

Yeah I don't know if I ever told you this before, but I'm actually an agent over at the Super Awesome Talent Agency.

Yeah man, the corporations. Right now they're raping the world for money!

Yeah me too!

Yeah me too. Steven, we've gotta keep moving. We're in deep hypothermia, all of us. We've gotta keep the blood flowing.

Yeah well, I blew it. Now we're gonna fail and Wendy thinks I'm a total loser.

Yeah, all right, woohoo!

Yeah, and I also know a thing or two about cults.

Yeah, and you're flat

Yeah, and your hair is totally stupid!

Yeah, beat it, j... jackass.

Yeah, bu but, s somebody's gonna help the people off their rooftops, right?

Yeah, but it was totally worth it.

Yeah, but when we did it we actually stood for something.

Yeah, come on!

Yeah, good idea.

Yeah, I feel pretty awesome right now.

Yeah, I guess in China you don't get to

Yeah, I hope we win.

Yeah, I know who you are.

Yeah, I'm afraid that you are completely miserable and totally depressed.

Yeah, if these talent agents wanna play rough, we can play rough too!

Yeah, isn't this fun? Just you and me hanging out, Stan.

Yeah, it's called a town.

Yeah, Kenny finally found something he's really good at.

Yeah, Let's go!

Yeah, let's go.

Yeah, me too.

Yeah, our boys really stuck it to 'em!

Yeah, see?

Yeah, she's a very dericate rittle flower.

Yeah, so, where are they. Let's go get 'em.

Yeah, South Park is now the hippie capital of the world!

Yeah, that was pretty funny.

Yeah, that's basically it.

Yeah, that's right!

Yeah, the lawyer lost that page.

Yeah, there's just one problem: a boy can't go to a chicks' slumber party.

Yeah, they've been poppin' up all over the neighborhood lately.

Yeah, this will be a great place to spend spring break.

Yeah, those dads get REALLY drunk and obnoxious.

Yeah, us too.

Yeah, we did it, boys! We did it!

Yeah, we just have to keep him wet.

Yeah, we know better than to think that.

Yeah, we were just thinkin' o' goin' and askin' the Governor to veto the bill.

Yeah, we'll have one guy who like, who like, makes bread. A and one guy who like, l looks out for other people's safety.

Yeah, well ha whoa.

Yeah, well just like the rest of us, you have to make choices with your money.

Yeah, well, so is your hat

Yeah, well, you'd better watch yourself in the playoffs.

Yeah, whatever. You can suck our balls.

Yeah, with him on our team, we don't stand a chance.

Yeah, yeah! WMD's WMD's!

Yeah, you can't lose to us. We're terrible.

Yeah, you know why? Because **** can't play basketball!

Yeah, you think we wanna win?

Yeah, you think you can say our religion is a lie?!

Yeah, you wouldn't kill her, 'cause then she can't pay you money!

Yeah!

Yeah! All right! Yeah! Woohoo!

Yeah! And then we won the stupid regionals and had to do this lousy ass tournament!

Yeah! George Bush doesn't care about beavers!

Yeah! Let's go, South Park!

Yeah! That's right!

Yeah! That's right! Right!

Yeah! We're about to get our asses kicked!

Yeah! You drive that damn SUV around. You didn't even think about global warming, did ya?!

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah?! Well what kind of woman can't have abortions and bleed out her snatch once a month?!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Let's go!

Yeah. And I can still get my A!

Yeah. Forget about the girls, what about if the CIA or, or the Russians know we have this?

Yeah. Go on, beat it, re... rr retard!

Yeah. How about we all give you a little makeover, Marjorine?

Yeah. I can tell you your future, Marjorine! You're going to live alone your entire life because you're a nerdy dorky geed!

Yeah. I love rockets, but I can't see them 'cause I'm stuck in this tank.

Yeah. I mean, no other boys really communicate like you do.

Yeah. I wa diagnosed with brain cancer two months ago.

Yeah. It's not a very satisfying feeling.

Yeah. Let's face it, we're winners.

Yeah. My dad always said "It's Okay to lose, but if you don't try, wuh you're grounded, Mister."

Yeah. My school teacher wanted to be a woman, and you made him into one.

Yeah. S see ya, Eric.

Yeah. See ya.

Yeah. So do we!

Yeah. That's right.

Yeah. The statue wasn't a miracle, Dad. So that means you did it.

Yeah. Then we'd have to play this boring game all summer.

Yeah. Uh I feel that way too.

Yeah. Uh, look, kid, you've got great skills and a great attitude. But you're just not physically ...built for the game.

Yeah. We apologise

Yeah. We told them that a and they told us to go f fuck ourselves.

Yeah. We're too smart to be talented.

Yeah. Well, it turns out an agency doesn't really do anything for you.

Yeah. Yeah, I get you.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm real excited.

Yeah. You know, I had a guy in Jackson county. He had a little drum circle in his backyard.

Yeah... He must be really sick.

Yeahh, yeah, no, I'm happy you called, Abraham Lincoln. I'm just sort of in the middle of something right now.

Yeck.

Yeeaahh! Go Token go!

Yeess.

Yeh you're still here.

Yehhs. As part of a school project

Yep, that's what I thought. See that? You've got a drum circle in your backyard.

Yep! I love basketball. I wanna play for the Denver Nuggets one day.

Yep. Oh hey there, Greg!

Yes he does!

Yes it is. I made it, I decorated it.

Yes you are, Tom.

Yes, a full dolphinoplasty could be achieved relatively simply...

Yes, because I'm not used to the earth atmosphere.

Yes, but he thrives on that.

Yes, but I'm not going to die.

Yes, but Kyle...

Yes, but you can live if you give me your Jew gold. The decision is yours Kyle.

Yes, Butters, my soul is finally at peace.

Yes, I do have a problem, as a matter of fact!

Yes, I'm afraid that your son is suffering from gingervitus.

Yes, I'm doing great, but you know, heh, someone at American Idol doesn't know who Wing is.

Yes, it's working!

Yes, John Travolta and Tom Cruise are big Scientologists.

Yes, Kenny! And to thank you for all you've done, we are going to give you a very special gift.

Yes, Kyle

Yes, Kyle doesn't get to have one! Ever!

Yes, nice, Jimmy, very nice.

Yes, now sit down, Jimmy, we should have a little talk.

Yes, of course!

Yes, of course! So wonderful!

Yes, teacher.

Yes, they're the ones that told me.

Yes, we certainly do!

Yes, we help Chinese citizens sneak into the U.S.,

Yes, we've learned that the ginger gene is recessive in both our families' DNA.

Yes, well, it's interesting you should point that out, Kyle.

Yes, what is it?! I'm a little busy!

Yes, what?!

Yes, yes, hello? Is this Mr. Su gi yama with the Japanese space program?

Yes, yes, I think that's a good idea, guys. Let's give Michael Jordan a call about that.

Yes, you are.

Yes, you sir. Stand on up and introduce yourself.

Yes, you were right, kids.

Yes!

Yes! And being the genius that he was, Mr. Hubbard

Yes! It's over! It's over!

Yes! Uh yes sir! I believe you.

Yes! We're good!

Yes! Yeehehehes!

Yes? What is it, officer?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Apparently they're using machines to keep them alive.

Yes. But he was also a prophet...

Yes. The basement.

Yes. They say it pays a thousand dowrar.

Yes. When's the last time you saw yours?

Yes... It must feed.

Yes... Yes, oh this is great, Stan!

Yesss, good, Kenny! The angel spearmen are taking out their demon soulrippers!

Yesss. Yes, Kenny! Satan's forces are retreating!

Yet, we have yet to be paid.

You a cop?

You ain't got a chance, South Park!

You all kind of messed him up by telling him he had a disease?

You and Kenny go that way!

You are gay."

You are so sued, kid!

You are sooo sued!

You are such a manipulative asshole, Cartman

You are very insightful. Please tell me more.

You aren't there to have fun, you black asshole! You were supposed to be getting the future telling device.

You assholes stole our client!

You ate too much acid, man!

You bastards!

You boys can help bring in the other groceries in the car, then have your chicken.

You broke your egg?? Uh but you're partnered with a girl.

You bunch of retards. Hehe. Yeah.

You bureaucrats have no right to play God and take that tube out!

You buying school lunch today?

You can attend their first meeting this Friday in the Sunset Room at the Airport Hilton.

You can do the same.

You can? Awesome!

You can't believe it?? He does this shit all the time!

You can't do this alone!

You can't eat in the cafeteria

You can't get married! You're faggots!

You can't go out there, you'll freeze to death.

You can't go out there, you'll freeze to death.

You can't go out there, you'll freeze to death.

You can't make fun of Scientology, kid!

You could do it, kids! We know you can win State!

You could end up being a big loser like Stan's dad.

You died?? How??

You do??

You don't actually believe this crap, do you?

You don't have to get in fights with other parents at Little League games!

You don't have to take me to dinner OR be nice to me.

You don't know how hard it is to be me.

You don't need to be in that closet anymore, Tom.

You don't think you can?!

You don't understand! Willzyx is from the moon!

You don't wanna tell us where she is?

You dug up our son's body?? Performed some kind of pagan ritual??

You get a few hippies playing drums and next thing you know, you got yourself a colony.

You get to spend your whole summer playing baseball!

You get us a helicopter and two hundred thousand dollars or these people start dyin', man!

You go on the date and wear an earpiece,

You go outside and you'll die.

You got a better ides, Steven?! Damnit, my son is in there!

You got a problem, bitch?!

You got it, kid!

You got money?

You guys are so good you'll probably go all the way to win the national title!

You guys got everything you need in here? Need more coffee, buffet items?

You guys shouldn't be doing that. Don't you know what you're doing to the world?

You guys try those new wings tampons? Do those work well?

You guys, Mr. Garrison has titties.

You guys, this is very important: when I bring Token back to the office,

You guys, we're gonna lose our client.

You guys, you guys!

You guys??

You guys... need... anything?

You had a sex change, Mr. Garrison, but you don't have ovaries or a womb. You don't produce eggs.

You have a disease.

You have no ability to feel, and you are going to die alone and miserable.

You have reached level sixty!

You have the power. You haven't drank since seeing the statue.

You have to admit you're an alcoholic.

You have to be in the church for several years, Stan.

You have to get an A, Eric. Here: I'll sign this new egg for you.

You have to swing when it's a ball, otherwise, you're gonna walk to first base.

You have your own egg to look out for!

You heard me, asshole!

You heard what he said! The higher power didn't cure me! I'm powerless again!

You here for an abortion too? Yeah, I discovered a few days ago I wasn't bleedin' out my coo, so I guess I'm knocked up.

You homosexuals will have all the exact same rights as married couples,

You just can't cut down on your drinking, Randy.

You just do all the singing, all the performing all the entertaining,and leave the rest to us.

You just grab a hold of these handles as

You just have to admit that there is some kind of god which has power over you

You just have to guess.

You just sold out our town!

You just stay put son. I'm coming for you. Do you hear me? I'm coming for you!

You kids just haven't been to college yet. But just you wait, this thing is about to get huge.

You kids told me you won that whale at Pizza Hut!

You know how we ?! We gotta stop them! Hebbiaaay!

You know how?

You know no fear! You will drink the blood of angels!

You know that girl Sally Rauman at our school?

You know the plan people, we can only evacuate citizens below this line.

You know the rule. No ginger kids in the cafeteria.

You know what I'm talking about.

You know what these guys look like to me?

You know what? I'm okay. Even though I'm not truly a woman, I think I still like the new me.

You know who was ginger? Judas.

You know, Cartman is an uncaring, bigoted intolerant asshole, but I have to admit, I had my own prejudice about gingers.

You know, I didn't even get home until 2:30.

You know, Jimmy, you are a great listener.

You know, someday, I wish that I could go up in space in a rocket ship.

You know, Stan, I'd say your dad racksa disciprine!

You know, the strange thing is, I haven't gotten my period yet.

You know, the way she vocalizes the melody,

You know... huh... you uh you know what they say about b b b b back problems.

You let them out?! Jesus, we have to find them!

You like my flippers?

You live on the moon?

You lookin' for a date?

You made me into a FREAK is what you did! And I want you to change me back!

You made me look stupid! I'm gonna sue you too!

You may have heard of Super Awesome Talent Agency.

You may have seen our ads around town.

You mean it?

You mean like a baker and a cop?

You mean like that movie, Juwanna Mann?

You mean, Cartman's side is right?

You mean, destroy it.

You mean, I'll never know what it feels like to have a baby growing inside me and then scramble its brains and vacuum it out?

You mean, throw the game? You know how our parents are about this sport.

You mean,you're a ginger?

You mean...

You might want to just... put him down.

You must care for and look after this egg just like a baby for one full week.

You need people like me so you can point your fucking finger

You need people like me!

You need some Goddamned lasik surgery!

You need somebody to manage it all for you.

You need to come out.

You need to know something.

You need tuh... just accept that your son is dead, not try to bring him back.

You paid me, so you get to do me. It's that simple.

You rearry helped us out.

You revealed the secret that began the whole Church of Scientology.

You said I'm ugly and I'm flat.

You said sometimes people need surgery to make them feel better about themselves.

You said you'd take responsibility to your uncle Roy.

You saw all those people trapped on their roofs?

You say Kenny, but I say tomato!

You say tomato, but I say Kenny!

You say tomato, but I say Kenny!

You see that guy up there?

You see your honor, I was the only one that Kenny McCormick told his wishes to.

You see, being dead for that long, most of Kenny's brain cells died from lack of oxygen.

You see, Butters,

You see, I broke the egg, not her.

You see, I was Kenny's... BFF.

You see, Jimmy, when a man's penis becomes hard, the man puts it into a lady. Into her "vagiiina."

You see, Kyle, sometimes a person' outside doesn't reflect who they are on the inside.

You see, Mrs. Kim, when you made a deal with us, you signed your life away.

You see, my name is actually Willzyx and I'm from the moon!

You see, Stan, scientology was founded

You see, Stan, there is a reason

You see, the corporations take their profits and invest it in the war machine while keeping everyone blind.

You should try the Lotsa Mozzarella Pizza Roll.

You shut up, asshole!

You sonofabitch Butters!

You tell 'em, Kyle!

You tell 'em, Kyle!

You think I'm uglee eeheheee.

You think kids can be raised by queers??

You think you own the entertainment business, but you don't!

You think you own the entertainment business, but you don't!

You think you're sooo great, don't you?! Well guess what?!

You thought you could run from us, did you?

You told me I was a ghost!

YOU told me it was a lie!

You uh... You're the best player in your school, are ya?

You wanna break me down?! You wanna hear me say it?! I'm scared!

You wanna know what it is, guys?

You want a piece of me?!

You want me to kick your ass right here?!

You want me to kill an egg?

You wanted to kill everyone who wasn't ginger,

You were awesome, Token!

You were looking for a talent agent?

You were to pay us ten thousand dollars for that service.

You WHAT?!

You won't be "betrothed," you'll be... butt buuuddies. Get it?

You, sir, mocked Cartman before, yet you two sit here demanding answers!

You, you really care about me.

You... are the best. YOU, are the only hope for the universe.

You... You what?

You... you what?

You'd better come quick.

You'd better shut up, asshole!

You'd better shut your mouth before I shut it for you!

You'er gonna end up wishin' you'd done more with your life, just like your dead beat father!

You'll be hearing from our lawyers tomorrow!

You'll never find...

You're a butter! You're a dirty linecutter!

You're about to be Bat Dadded!

You're all a bunch of fucking cock roaches!

You're already dead, ho!

You're carrying a stolen whale!

You're comin' home right now!

You're dead, but, your death was no accident. Heaven needs you.

You're doing what?

You're going home, Willzyx!

You're gonna be fine.

You're gonna pay for this, bitch!

You're gonna start having a lot of offers comin' at you from all directions.

You're lying. Turn him around!

You're not fooling anyone.

You're not goin' anywhere! You're in a lot of trouble!

You're not supposed to be in the cafeteria.

You're not ugly, Marjorine.

You're out.

You're playing into the corporate game!

You're right, Stan. If God didn't make me stop drinking then... I did.

You're right.

You're saying if I... dig up my son's body and rebury him at the... old Indian Burial Ground, that I

You're saying, "Hey, why do I need an agency?

You're sick, Randy. You're very very sick.

You're supposed to be workin' for me!

You're taking that egg! And if you break it again, I'll break both your legs,

You're the best at this game!

You're the best player at our school, dude. You'll make the team for sure.

You're the best!

You're the greatest.

You're the scientist, jackass!

You're thinking if you bury his body there, he will come back alive.

You're trying to cut in line!

You're trying to get me to realize that I have to fight him because it's who I am.

You're wastin' your life, Kenny!

You're welcome, Jim.

You're welcome, now leave us alone!!

You're welcome!! Now leave us alone!!

You've ...already done all the work?

You've all been doing a great job taking care of your eggs, but now we're going to mix it up a little.

You've got a very active little brain and your mind was just playing tricks on you.

You've gotta be kidding me.

You've set it all up to look like you're this awesome prince and I'm just a loser!

Youh dude, of course. Now go, the party's already started.

Young man, do you know anything about the 12 Step Program?

Young man, I know you don't remember it

Your army nears the Kingdon of Heaven, my Lord.

Your classmate, Token, has just returned from winning the Colorado Child Star Contest with his incredible singing!

Your dad doesn't drink either?

Your friend Kenny has passed away and I've called you here to read his will.

Your gift of hope is a great deduction.

Your son is alive, but, in what we call a "persistant meditative staute."

Your son is at the Bowery Building threatening to kill himself.

Your son is suffering from severe dementia.

Your son will be ginger his whole life.

Your teacher had a sex change?? Oh my God!

Your wife is now our property.

Yuh, you guys know why **** have glassy eyes?

Yuh... actually suggesting that somebody drives right into the heart of that mob?? It's a suicide mission!

Yyeah well, I I'm sorry I didn't trust you either.

1. I'm gonna shoot you both.

2. I'm gonna cap some bitch.

3...

4.000$ ?!

6 dollars and 24 cents.

249A all right, this is the place.

...an abortion? Yeah, I've got one growing inside me.

Aaand let's see who else we have here, uh... So, I haven't even spoken to Wendy since we broke up.

Absolutely not, Kyle! But why not?

All right! Sweet!

All right! Dad, I can play! All right Kyle!

All right. Let's go.

All right. Broflovski, you're going in next possession. All right!

Aw hamburgers. God!

Boys, have you seen Kyle?! He's not at home. Kyle went down to play in the basketball game, Mrs. Garrison.

But I missed my period. You can't have periods either.

But **** can't play basketball! Kyle, you'd better stop being anti Semitic right now, mister!!

Can't believe it. Did it hurt?

Chinese radicals? No.

Come on, come on! It's useless. The main power line has been shut down.

Come on, Kyle, we should get going! All right, Dad!

Come on, Wing! Let's do it Wing!

Communists? No.

Dad! Stan!

Did not! Fine! We'll see about this, you freakin' Jew!

Do you understand??? Totally! I totally understand!

Don't kill Kenny! You bastards!

Don't kill Kenny! You bastards!

Dude, is Kyle's dad a dolphin? He's a ******* dolphin. A Jewphin.

Dude, you see what Kenny got? YES YES, I KNOW! UP YOURS, KYLE!

Fine. Anything else?

Gerald, this is crazy!... I used to think I was crazy.

Gerald, where's Kyle?! What? Why??

Goddamn hippie! Whoa, dude!

Goddamnit! Whoa, how did I get here? Man, I'm so high.

Goddmanit Brian, swing! Greeley sucks! Greeley sucks!

He did not! Did so!

He's alive! What?

He's going to play basketball? Oh my God. What?

He's right in here. Cartman!

Heey, chill man. It's all good. Have some water laced with acid.

Hello Hi, dear!

Hello. The Contender!

Here you go. Thanks.

Hey asshole! Excuse me, I'm performing an operation here!

Hey, I heard that, bitch! I wasn't talkin' to you, asshole!!

Hey, let's ask them. All right.

Hey, what the hell?! Stop the game!

Honey, no! I have to do it, Steven.

How about I come in there and kick your teeth in! I'd like to see you try!

How can you say that?! You're gay too! I'm not gay! I'm a woman!

Huh? What?

I know what we can do, Lu Lu. Butters!

I know. How about Yeah, yeah! I get it! Fine!

I may be a dolphin, but I'm also a lawyer! You're a lawphin?

I want some! I want a breast!

I'm the... only scientist in town. I'm your engineer.

It's a bunt! Run kid, run!

It's working! What??

It's yours. I want the batteries for it too.

Jesus Christ, dude! Look, Stan, I'm finally whole!

Kenny! You're alive! Dude, how's you do that??

Kyle, NO! Broflovski goes for the dunk!

Mmister Garrison Mrs. Garrison.

Mom! She's here!

Morgan! What?

Mr. Garrison, I can't reattach your organs. Why the hell not?!

Mrs. Cartman? Yes? Oh hi.

Mrs... Garrison? Oh, that's me.

Navigation systems? Online

No thanks. Nu no thanks?

Now let us in! You can't go in, ma'am!

Oh crap! Dude, how long is the wait?

Oh my God! What the hell are you doing?!

Oh no, you're coming downtown! No! No, we have to stop them!

Oh yeah? Yeah!

Oh, thanks. Yo kid.

Oh, that does it! Where are you going?!

Oh, you're Kyle's father. Huh that's right! And I also happen to be a lawyer!

or soon they're gonna attract something much worse! What's that?

Powder, you and Kenny are a loving couple now. Oh no, dude, he's gonna put me with Wendy.

Primary engine running? Check.

Probably. So, why shouldn't we get some of that money?

Reaching hippie crowd. Hull status? Vehicle shell holding!

Right, so how do we get back at them? Yeah, we're pissed off.

Safe! Crud!

Sharon, have, have you seen Stan? He went with his friends to that music festival.

Sorry ma'am, no tickets, no entry. Look, there's a boy with my balls in his knees and he's in serious danger!

Steerike! Yeah!

Switching to secondary fuel line. The drill is getting too hot from all the hippies.

Terrorists? No.

The whole time. Now do you believe us, Butters?

There they are, next to that dolphin! Come on, we've gotta get to those balls!

They're in! All right! All right, yeah! We did it!

Those dirty liars! Sonofabitch!

Tickets please. We don't have tickets!

Tomato! Kenny!

Well... Well what do we do? Just hang with us for a bit.

What are you doing, man?! Let us out!

What did I do?! You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement.

What? That dolphin has my scrotum!

What? Uhh, it's Kyle! Huh, he's a n****!

What's up, man?! You can't keep us down here like this! What's wrong with you?!

Who are you? Ih it's me, Kyle Broflovski.

Who Let the Dogs Out?! Who Let the Dogs Out?!

Why? Why do I have to accept it when I can change it? The answer is NO, Kyle! You're NOT going to have n****plasty!

WING! Here, Wing!

Wuh what'd I do? JUST SHUT YOUR JEW MOUTH!

Yeah Yeah, Uriel!

Yeah, all right! Damnit!

Yeah! No!

Yeah! Wha a a n****plasty??

Yeah! You hate this game too?

Yeah! You said it!

Yeah. Me too. Yeah, screw him! Yeah.

You can't go in there! Please, I have to talk to you all right now!

You told me you were going to make me into a woman! I gave you a sex change.

Get out of here! Not cool! What's up?!

I guess that's why I figured, "Who needs friends like that?"

... What?

...A whale. Talked to you.

...All right, fine Chef, go!

...Aw damnit!

...Colfax Point?

...Goddamnit!

...I didn't volunteer!

...I just wanna hold my egg for a couple of minutes.

...I'm not gonna go.

...if girls don't wanna have it in their vaginas?

...Oh boy, do I feel like a jackass.

...Oh Jesus Christ.

...Oh my God. Our son is with those people.

...Okay, well, you're welcome, Eric. Now, just run along.

...Pregnant? Oh my God. Of course.

...Riiight, exactly! We can't let this go on any longer!

...So it's true.

...So take it with you!

...well Token doesn't know that.

...What did you say?

...What do we do?

...What?

...What?

...What??? I'm not doing that!

...Why are you doing this

...Yeah?

...You what?

'Cause I'm pretty sick of your Goddamned mouth!

'Cause Jesus wants me to have a clean slate.

'K kids, looks like we only have time for one more speech today, so let's have ah Eric.

'Kaaay. Okay, will Bebe live in a big mansion in the future?

'Kay Mom.

'Scuse me, I I'd like to address the group if I may.

'Scuse me, out of the way, alcoholic coming through!

'Scuse me. Hello, we are selling magazine subscriptions for our community youth program.

"A chick bleeding out her vagina is no miracle."

"And so if you're gonna be that way, I don't need to be your friend."

"Chicks bleed out their vaginas all the time."

"Congratulations! You have reached ...lever nine!"

"Dear Mr. Mackey,

"if you're gonna be that way, I don't need to be your friend." Wow, how insightful.

"If you're gonna go out with my friends "

"Is that who I want to be in thirty years?"

"Martha Stewart Living, with an electronic ankle bracelet."

"Mr. Mackey is gay, Mr. Mackey is gay"

"Mr. Mackey is gay."

"Mr. Mackey, sometimes my parents hit me,

"Oh, you gotta help those people, it's your responsibility."

"Wow, that is very interesting. Please tell me more."

(What the fuck are you talking about?)

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>From his outward appearance, I would say he has the standard skin pigment deficiency.

>From the... terrorists who want to use it for evil?