Will & Grace - Season 1 Edit

A guy who can't go out on a Friday night.

A man who knows men who like men.

A marriage ceremony represents one of life's...

A question of sexual orientation?

A toaster.

Actually. he doubled my budget.

Actually. he puts the "ob" in it. too.

Agh! This is so stupid.

Ah. he's more like family.

Ah. yes. many have sought my counsel on this subject.

Ah. yes. Mombasa.

Ah. you both make compelling points.

Ahem.

Alex. why didn't I get Antonia Hutt? I love her work.

All I asked was that he make himself romantically available to someone

All I want is my green card. not a party I have to clean up after.

All right, I'm on my way over.

All right, so you have a vague recollection.

All right. honey. You're done. That's good.

All right. I swear

All right. I'm all right. How about you?

All right. I'm going out for coffee.

All right. Iisten. honey.

All right. now it's the end of the evening and Karen.

All right. save it for the laugh shack. honey. I'm busy.

All the way to New Jersey.

All you had to do was ask. Fly solo!

All you have to do is figure out the one thing

Almost lost a toe to frostbite.

Always.

Am I crazy? I mean. is this a bad idea?

Am I fired because I'm I'm a bad driver?

And and whose idea was it to put the ceiling

And "I'll sell you an area rug."

And "I'll wake you."

And a uh. 1985 Merlot.

And as a result, Sam cut Will out of his life completely.

And as she leans in

And clear up that whole mess with a big group hug.

And Danny has changed.

And given a drink coupon?

And he wants to know what celebrity I look like.

And he's here! How about that? Hi. Danny.

And here you are working on the toughest case of all. Will versus Life.

And I didn't want to do it with dirty hands.

And I don't feel like I've moved on.

And I really don't like it in others.

And I think we all agree that one's moot.

And I think we all know now what that means.

And I want a celebrity no one lower than Joan Van Ark.

And I want you to make that happen. Will that be a problem?

And I'm gonna let you guys take it from here.

And I'm worth it.

And if I hadn't deadened my frown lines with Botox.

And is that even something you look for. or is that just me?

And Jerry and her brood were next door.

And just hash it out.

And just take whatever he wants. And expect me to be happy for them.

And keep an eye on the kids. The fat one's gonna go right for the bowl.

And l... you know. turned into a chicken.

And left me to buy a birthday present for you to give your friend?

And luckily. you passed.

And luckily. you passed.

And made a toast to the man of the hour.

And make sure that they don't need any

And now Grace. I got news for you.

And now, finally

And one fat free "hucch" for me.

And one more thing. you're never gonna believe who gave me

And one of them was "Martha Stewart's Living."

And pas de bourrée and souffle.

And picked you up three different things with "hucch" in them.

And play our favorite game "Spook The Horse"?

And put him in his place.

And saved me the agony of having to make my own decision?

And second of all. did it ever occur to you

And she can sniff whoever sh

And she's gettin' real handsy

And spend your day criticizing what I wear?

And take the pill.

And the company.

And the fact that you don't understand where I'm coming from...

And the hair toss.

And then I'm gonna sit on the couch with you and watch Lifetime.

And then walked a half dozen blocks. I'd be right in the neighborhood.

And then you just do whatever you have to do to close the deal. okay?

And they were

And throw you in a bush.

And to clarify things.

And today. Rosario and Jack take their first step

And two. you need to get a life.

And uh. speaking of poker. who was it. huh?

And um. and I like him.

And we blew a fan belt. and you had to push the car

And we had to stop and blah blah. ugh.

And what do you know, the brother I never had is here tonight!

And when to do the hokey pokey

And when to turn myself around!

And you and your insignificant others.

And you get all caught up in it. and you know it's stupid.

And you. just date whoever you want.

And you're doing a little word puzzlies?

Any more than you do.

Anyway, 30 seconds after you left...

Anyway. it was it was really interesting.

Are gonna riddle our home with cannon fire.

Are gonna riddle our home with cannon fire.

Are we taking the Girl Scout pledge?

Are you gonna hide in here all night?

Are you gonna pay attention. or are you just gonna drift off and think about.

Are you kidding me with this stuff?!

Are you looking for a juicer?

Are you really so insecure about your work

Are you so intent on ruining your life?

Are... you... gay?

As he is at home watching the Knicks game.

As in ex Danny? Mmm.

As long as it's you.

As long as they have chicken wings. I'm fine.

Aw. marriage sucks.

Aw. somebody's not happy because somebody has to date a pig.

Aw. what a mistake.

Ay, goyim.

Back of the hand on the forehead.

Baking is fun.

Base. case. dase. jase. wase. nase?

Be a little weird if Grace was my middle name. too.

Be careful. Will Truman.

Because he gets to sleep with you and I can't.

Because I don't need it.

Because I Have A Brain Tumor. But Don't Hit Me.

Because I needed to make sure that you thought Danny was still a mistake.

Because if you don't know. she's gonna be deported.

Because if you had given me your opinion

Because my throat's a little dry...

Because she stopped by Mendel's Kosher Bakery

Because the other person didn't realize that they belonged to me.

Because... I was testing you.

Before the frozen turkey mysteriously disappeared.

Before you say anything.

Believe me. Driver. this has been harder for me than it has for you.

Believe me. Grace. I don't want you making your own decisions

Big question is. why do I care so much about how you conduct your love life?

Boobies.

Book. please.

Both of you liking Susie Borgeson

Bring to me the facts.

Bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu...

But can it really get juice out of anything?

But did he come to "Just Jack." where he would have been comped

But I believe the truth is to be found in the third magazine.

But I think cash is so much more personal.

But I want to go over the guest list.

But I was at Kate and Adam's for Robert's opening.

But I was on a hill and you were far away.

But I'd love to talk to you about this. I'm staying at The Mercer.

But I'll make mental note of where it was and put it back exactly as I found it.

But I'm very interested where this synaptic misfire's gonna land.

But most of all, I love love.

But of the fact that your brother shares a part of Grace that you never will.

But one of you has to make the first move.

But regrettably could not attend

But see, unlike him,

But the actual act is rather revolting.

But there is something about a last minute marriage to an illegal alien

But they all involve the goodnight kiss.

But this guy is a creep.

But uh... I'm glad you made this happen.

But what makes today particularly special for me is...

But Will refuses to go out with Nathan again. so

But Will, he's here.

But yesterday you told me that

But you did tell me to butt out.

But you don't realize just how stupid

But. her groom to be would have to be a US citizen with no ties.

But. you know. these things take time.

But...

By then. the only thing he'll want to fluff is the curtains.

Bye.

Can you believe Danny cooks now?

Can you believe that? "She's mine"?

Can you imagine how I feel about the brother?

Can you just call and nail down a time.

Can't have you. 'cause you're mine!

Can't help lovin' that man of mine

Can't help lovin' that man of mine!

Can't we just...

Chechnya. no.

Chicken times chicken times chicken

Circa 1978.

Clearly. you wish you were the one who was sleeping with her.

Come on in.

Come on in. sit down. I'll open the wine.

Come on, queens are better to open.

Come on. "Yack." We're going back out there.

Come on. admit it.

Come on. honey. I can't break a trust.

Come on. Tiny Dancer. talk to me.

Come to lunch.

Could I have everybody's attention?

Cue the laugh.

Damn it, honey.

Damn it! Stand!

Danny still wants to take me to the country for the weekend.

Date who you want. sleep with who you want.

Dating?

Did it ever occur to you that maybe Nathan Barry

Did that ever cross your mind. huh?

Did we meet at Sharon and Todd's for Michael's party?

Did you bite her head off and get to the creamy center? Rrrrr

Did you bring something to the table that nobody else could?

Did you eat salami today?

Did you get a sense that Will was interested in me? Because I did.

DKPU.

Do do do do do... Ding!

Do I know you?

Do it. Maybe he's "Hat."

Do people really change

Do we have to laugh and cry and come to terms?

Do you know what that feels like?

Do you know what that is in gay years?

Do you. Iittle leprechaun?

Does it make him pretentious or maybe just intense and smart?

Does she have strong thighs and broad shoulders?

Does she have the job or not?

Does this not have "gigantic mistake" written all over it?

Doesn't that mean that good means crap?

Don't buy time by repeating what I say.

Don't do that.

Don't do that. Don't rhyme

Don't do that. I'm not playing that.

Don't go there. I'm not doing that with you.

Don't know how to use the fax or the computer

Don't losers get that excited about dates?

Don't make me seem like the unhealthy crazy one

Don't push Pesha!

Don't touch anything.

Don't you agree?

Don't you want to hear about my date last night with Danny?

Eh. do I like boys or girls?

Ellen. honey. we're gonna need some Pepto.

Even if this is the last time this opportunity presents itself?

Even if you do have to pick him from my family tree.

Eventually. you know. he's gonna kill someone.

Every time you buy a Bentley?

Every woman likes to have her boobies touched now and then. right?

Except for my brother. Um...

Except for one little problem. He's perfect for me.

Except for the guy who peed on my car this morning.

Except he hates me.

Excuse me. this chicken is in strips. I asked that you cube it.

Face! Sounds like face!

Fembot, Ally McHomo.

Find a hobby.

Fine.

Fine. honey. Whatever.

Fire him.

Fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly

Five years ago, June 24th, mid afternoon,

Five years ago, Will told Sam he hated the woman he was gonna marry,

Follow through.

For $1000 that has a romance all its own.

For God's sake. Grace. why don't you just dress me up

For stealing the Cabernet.

For the honeymoon. I think I'm gonna bring Dan instead of Doug.

For today dear Jack turns 29."

Forget it. I'm sorry I said that.

Forgive me. I left my Grace to English dictionary at home.

Friends of my parents.

Gee, Grace, you're right.

Get to the good stuff or get off the stage.

Get your ass back out there and finish your chimichanga!

Ginny and I are getting a divorce.

Go ahead. caller. you're on the air.

Go back to your baking.

Go catch him, before he buys "The Best Of Bread."

Go on. go on. sit down.

God. he's so freaked out about turning 30.

Going down?

Golf clubs.

Good morning. starshine.

Good night. Grace Adler. I'll let you know on Monday.

Good night. Will.

Good one.

Good to see you too, Grace.

Good! Before you do. I would rethink those pants.

Good.

Good.

Gotcha a toaster.

Gotcha!

Grab me one!

Grab my shoe.

Grace Adler Designs.

Grace Adler does.

Grace Adler, wow.

Grace Adler! We need to discuss wallpaper!

Grace Adler. walk me to the elevator. please.

Grace had sex with Sam?!

Grace wants to know if you like boys or girls.

Grace, I don't hate him.

Grace, I don't want to see Sam.

Grace!

Grace?

Grace?

Grace? What

Grace. do you want to sleep with me?

Grace. he is old and sweet and helpless.

Grace. hey. it's Danny. Just confirming tonight

Grace. I just said. "Ah."

Grace. I mean okay. You know. whatever you think best.

Grace. stop fidgeting. Everything's gonna be fine.

Grace. why are you doing this?

Grace. you are the luxury automobile. Will's just a piece of meat.

Grace. you blueberry tart.

Grace. you're right. Maybe we shouldn't tell him.

Great.

Great. sounds like a plan. I'll see you at 8:00.

Grizabella and Skimbleshanks. The railway cat.

Guys who wore jellies shouldn't throw stones.

Had sex.

Half an hour ago. he calls and invites me to dinner tonight.

Have you been seeing anybody?

Have you?

He actually said that?

He also had "Basketball Digest."

He asked me what I honestly thought of his girlfriend.

He called.

He can name a gay guy in one note.

He cooked.

He doesn't particularly like so I could make a little money.

He doub that's fantastic.

He gave it to me over dinner last night.

He got Mom's stubbornness. And I got Dad's...

He is not gay.

He is the one that cut me out of his life.

He just needs a little more time.

He knows.

He looks great. he's happier. he's more focused

He obviously doesn't want to talk to me.

He obviously wants to make up. Just go out there and settle it.

He said I was jealous of Sam

He said it turned him on the way you were totally direct with him and

He said, "Too bad, I'm marrying her."

He took the bait.

He wanted me to pick up one of his birthday gifts.

He wants to resolve this.

He was the one who

He was wearing a blue shirt. I was wearing the jeans

He would have fired my ass just as sure as I'm standing here.

He wouldn't even do that!

He's a national treasure.

He's completely different. People do change. Will.

He's completely different. People do change. Will.

He's from the Dominican Republic.

He's gay. so you can just stop flirting.

He's in full Greta Garbo mode.

He's on "The Guiding Light."

He's pretty bad.

He's quoting Nietzsche.

He's straight.

He's the one that leaves the family Christmas at 3:00

He's the only man I ever met that could actually blow smoke up his own ass.

Head? Uh. eyes. nose. a face.

Hell. I'd rather go out with Pat Buchanan than this guy.

Hello?

Hello.

Here, try some. It's liquid sunshine.

Here. go buy yourself some lunch.

Here's the address. honey. Come by her dump tonight.

Hey, cut off your arm and count the rings.

Hey, look. I'm Cher,

Hey, you know, that's a great idea,

Hey, you okay?

Hey.

Hey. come on. boys. What's the hold up?

Hey. Danny. How you doin'?

Hey. dude.

Hey. fellas. Either sweat less or crack a window. huh?

Hey. guys. Iook.

Hey. hey. hey.

Hey. I sent them a tape of "Just Jack." It's just a matter of time.

Hey. I've gotta lock up. You think you two can move on?

Hey. Iisten. sister!

Hey. nervous. No one is gonna notice one wayward lily.

Hey. no muddy paws and no surprises on the carpet.

Hey. Peter. uh. before we go.

Hey. what's going on? Did we get fired?

Hi, honey.

Hi, I'm Mr. Juicer.

Hi, lovers. I love you all like lovers.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. how's the baby?

Hi. it's me again. I

Hi. Nice to meet you.

Hi. so nice to see you. Thanks for coming.

Hi. Will. it's Jack. Listen. two things. very important. I got

His name is Ramon. Thank you for asking.

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. He's the bomb.

Hmm. Who's "Hat Lawyer?"

Ho ho ho. hey hey. Wow.

Hold her in your arms. kiss her. smell her woman's scent.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Honey

Honey, if catty were a perfume, you'd reek of it.

Honey?

Honey. after a date with Nathan Barry. nothing could be that bad.

Honey. are you gonna get that? It's kind of distracting.

Honey. here's my credit card.

Honey. I am not judging you.

Honey. I'm over here now.

Honey. I'm usually not this sensitive. Ride the wave.

Honey. it fit yesterday.

Honey. those aren't even words.

Honey. what's goin' on with your hair?

Honey. what's this? What's happening? What's going on?

Honey. you're gonna have a lot of free time on your hands now

Hopefully my date works out and I can catch up with you two.

How about bringin' the desperation level down about three clicks. huh?

How about Joan of Arc?

How boring. Do you enjoy playing games?

How can I get rid of the "maybe"?

How do I put this delicately?

How do you feel?

How do you solve a problem like Will Truman?

How does everybody know?

How does that work? With. "Oh. sorry. I slipped and fell.

How long have you two been married?

How sometimes you do something.

How the hell should I know?

How'd you do it?

However. I know that he would echo my sentiments in saying.

Hugo Boss is kinda nice.

Hume Cronyn, yeah.

Hume Cronyn?

I I love...

I aim to meddle.

I also think I'm falling back in love with him.

I always forget which one's the cat and which one's the mouse.

I always imagined myself a December bride.

I am a Bentley!

I am going before you figure out every detail of what happened last night.

I am so glad you two could make it.

I am very attracted to your roommate. I want him to call me

I barely care about Will.

I bet you can't even remember how it all started.

I better get over there.

I call you names

I called him. He's on his way over.

I can get it. I can get it.

I can make my own decisions for myself. okay?

I can't believe Will blew this for me.

I can't believe you just moved in.

I can't get you out of my head.

I can't just fire him because he's a raging incompetent.

I can't make any promises. Grace. I may have to lift the toilet seat.

I can't tell you.

I could watch all my money fall out.

I did something bad.

I do.

I don't believe this.

I don't care who you're divorcing,

I don't either. Jack. And one day. I'll teach you those words.

I don't know a person here. How about that?

I don't know how the heteros do it with the hoo hoos and hee hee.

I don't know that commandment. I only read up to 10.

I don't know what Who are you?

I don't know who Dominick and Jerry are.

I don't know. act it out or something.

I don't know. they're doing a lot of jumping.

I don't know. what your ass looks like in 501s?

I don't know. your ex fiancé who you wasted two years of your life with

I don't like where this is going.

I don't need kitchen appliances.

I don't really do humor.

I don't really think they care who the girls marry.

I don't see Karen.

I don't think that's gonna happen.

I don't think we should live together anymore.

I don't think we should live together anymore. either.

I don't want to do a big thing about it. though.

I don't want to talk to Sam.

I don't want to!

I dunno how to Um okay. Sam.

I eat all my meals at your house. Doy.

I feel like I'm violating one of the commandments

I find myself not working for her all the time.

I forgot that to have a relationship with Grace

I found that traveling through Mombasa.

I got eyes to see. ears to listen with and a head to nod knowingly.

I got that in Africa.

I got that in Africa.

I gotta blow outta here frat boy they always were?

I gotta go meet an architect in about 10 minutes,

I gotta love one man 'til I die

I gotta tell you.

I gotta work on my swing.

I had to wash my face.

I hate my smile.

I have a date. too!

I have a nephew that I have never met.

I have sinned!

I have such a hard time getting the ball in the clown's mouth.

I heard that.

I heard the new Alanis Morissette just got reduced.

I hesitate to share this secret with you. for it has awesome power.

I hope Will knows how lucky he is to have you in his life.

I hope you like veal marsala.

I just I worry that the ragtag group

I just gave you the Eye of Shame.

I just saw Robert last week at Barbara and Fred's.

I just sold the one I had.

I just think it's time for a change.

I just want you to be happy.

I just wanted to make sure they're fresh.

I knew it.

I knew that you thought it was a bad idea.

I know I don't own Grace.

I know I threatened to strangle you with a tie,

I know my husband Stan would have loved to have been here tonight.

I know what you mean.

I know what you mean. My uncle does the same thing.

I know what you're thinking.

I know you have to see where I live.

I know.

I know. I haven't seen a kiss that uncomfortable

I know. I know it's hard, but you are.

I like what you've got goin' on, sort of early American frat house.

I like you.

I live for Eve and Dennis. I saw them last night.

I look like a piñata.

I love him. I miss him.

I love my mister now!

I love surprises.

I love ya, honey. I do.

I love ya.

I love you and you and you and

I loved the way you put the floor down low where everybody walks.

I mean Karen.

I mean, don't you think the Kennedys had words

I mean. as Gandhi once said.

I mean. I know that you want

I mean. maybe you could. but not me.

I mean. people hire me all the time and they love my work.

I mean. why would Nathan blow all this money

I must have missed that headline.

I need a second opinion.

I need this more than you.

I need to see where you live.

I need you both to review them before your meeting with the immigration people.

I only get four hours for lunch.

I really wanted to get my parents a very special gift for their anniversary.

I remember that you always wanted to do other things in your life.

I respect anything that you think you need to do.

I said I am sorry.

I said, "I don't think that's a very good idea."

I said, "She's morose and controlling and icy."

I see Dawson's Creek heartthrob James Van Der Beek.

I sense this is gonna go on for quite a while.

I sent him a flyer to "Just Jack."

I should be designing this place.

I should have known.

I slaved for hours over the takeout menu.

I speak English. okay?

I tell him when he eats. when he goes out.

I think he said that.

I think he's softening.

I think it's a little different between Grace and me

I think maybe I'll let you work for me. Grace Adler.

I think that went well.

I think we're making progress.

I think you went with Sam because he's the Will that'll touch your boobies.

I think you're dealing with the wrong issue.

I thought I heard voices out here but it being my first night in New York.

I thought it would be fun if people came up

I thought we talked about that suit.

I thought we were friends.

I thought you were gonna clean up.

I thought you were gonna tell him.

I tried. I failed. You have to tell him.

I try not to get involved.

I want to get married. Will.

I want to get some surprise party music for my surprise party.

I want to hear all about him. but not now. because...

I want to kiss a guy under one of these things.

I want to live here. I want to have cats with you.

I was afraid to check.

I was going down. but I don't have to go straight down.

I was hoping there'd be at least one straight guy here tonight

I was in the Village. and I got to thinking.

I was just playing with you.

I was on a fishing boat.

I wasn't talking about the dog.

I wish I could take it to Vegas for a really naughty weekend.

I won't belittle this with examples.

I work like a dog.

I would rather go out with an Ebola riddled gibbon monkey than this guy.

I...

I'd never judge what you do with your romantic life.

I'll be doing the talking.

I'll be next.

I'll be right back.

I'll fire off a quote from Joan Lunden's autobiography.

I'll tell you later.

I'll vouch for that.

I'm 30 years old and I've done nothing with my life.

I'm 30.

I'm changing.

I'm chatting with this dentist.

I'm gay!

I'm going to change my clothes. because uh. yikes.

I'm gonna change, and go to the gym.

I'm gonna go back to Jack's. and I will be very late.

I'm gonna go brush my teeth.

I'm gonna need a few more minutes.

I'm gonna need you to make one of your seven layer cakes for tomorrow.

I'm happy to help.

I'm having coffee with cyberdentist in like an hour

I'm just curious. I mean. is it a blind date.

I'm like the little guy in the circus

I'm listening and not caring at the same time.

I'm listening.

I'm lovin' and learnin' at the same time.

I'm nervous. Will. I can't live without Rosario.

I'm not buying time by repeating

I'm not doing that with you.

I'm not gonna lie to you.

I'm not hiding.

I'm not possessive and I'm not controlling.

I'm paying attention. Don't mistake me for your mother.

I'm Peter.

I'm pretty sure he said resolve.

I'm really glad you made this happen. Thanks.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm not following you.

I'm standing here making out with a girl.

I'm still in the cabana. trying out floaties.

I'm sure the Schmenkman 5000 is good,

I'm the designer.

I'm totally listening. I'm all ears. Go.

I'm Will.

I'm Will's last boyfriend.

I'm young again. I'm young again. I'm young again!

I'm your toy?

I'm. moving into 12 D.

I've been living my life under the illusion

I've done jack.

I've got mail.

I've lost you already! Where are you?!

I've narrowed it down to something spandex with padding.

I've seen you flirt with him.

Ieaning. thank you

Iet me just tell you something about Danny. okay?

Iet your hands slide down the back...

If either of gets the feeling.

If he didn't really think that I knew what I was doing?

If I don't hear from you. I'll pick you up at 8:00.

If I took two subways and a bus transfer

If it wasn't for this. you'd be flying back to Cucaracha

If something tragic or depraved happened to someone else. I want to hear it.

If we're gonna do this. Iet's agree on one thing

If you and the other "Children Of The Corn" will excuse me.

If you ever find yourself not working for her

If you'd like to know what I think.

In case these puppies accidentally fall out.

In fact. he's changing right now.

In fishnet stockings and thigh high boots?

In his bathroom. he had three magazines.

In his bedroom, he said more than anything else,

In the bond of holy matrimony.

In which case. we share.

Into a relationship that didn't work.

Iong estranged. recently reunited brother."

Iove. Iove. Iove that sculpture.

Is because he's the straight version of you.

Is everyone in this building good looking?

Is it wrong that I feel so good in this?

Is that you don't have to do this when somebody buys you lunch.

Is there something you wanted to tell me?

Is this out on video? I don't understand.

Is this the little girl I carried?

Is to have a relationship with Will and Grace.

It

It could be either one

It doesn't change the fact that you cut me off!

It just pisses me off that he thinks he can come into my life

It really is until after?

It took you five years to get here, and you're only 15 feet apart.

It was always a threesome and not the good kind.

It was right about that time.

It was. uh. it was surreal.

It's it's a little crooked.

It's a it's a two bedroom. right?

It's cool. We'll talk later. I'm going to Balducci's.

It's going well. right?

It's happy hour at Boybar. and if anybody asks.

It's just that I'm the one who always has to clean up the mess.

It's just that Sam...

It's just that's your way in with Will. You've gotta tell him.

It's just too weird.

It's just when you moved in. it was so we could heal

It's just. outside of a circus contortionist.

It's like these little mini quiches.

It's nice to meet you.

It's nice.

It's not my fault that you and Mr. Stan are pigs.

It's okay. I get it. You're married.

It's okay. We can talk about it later.

It's over. I'm gone. Goodnight. Buh bye.

It's really all about the journey. isn't it?

It's really good seeing you again, Sam.

It's so ridiculous. I wasn't prostituting him.

It's the difference between "I'll call you"

It's the produce guy from Balducci's.

It's this whole Grace and Danny thing.

Jack has the most finely tuned gaydar in the tri state area.

Jack is a dangerous man.

Jack is a gr r r r eat man."

Jack just married Karen's maid.

Jack wants a monkey as the ring bearer.

Jack, I joke with you a lot,

Jack!

Jack.

Jack. honey. take good care of my angel.

Jack. what side of the bed does Rosario sleep on?

Jack's leaving. Buh bye.

John Phillip McFarland. and this woman...

Jump. Jack. Jump.

Just kidding.

Just like I own you. Klaus. Isn't that right?

Just like you and Grace.

Just makes it worse.

Just me.

Just put mine in the kitchen. thank you.

Just remember to let me do the talking.

Just talk.

Just tell me when to butt in and when to butt out

Just you.

Just...

Karen. come on in.

Karen. I'm in mourning for my life.

Karen. if that were true. we wouldn't be having this conversation.

Karen. Karen.

Karen. wait a minute. Come on in

Karen. we're talking about my future happiness here.