The 'burbs (1989) Edit

A dead rat! There!

A fat one.

A femur just happens to be a human thigh bone, Ray.

A fine, Christian name. Hans Christian Andersen.

A fine, Christian name. Hans Christian Andersen.

A hideous, raging inferno.

A sardine?

A sardine?

A soldier's way saves the day. Entrez.

About a nine on the tension scale, Reub.

About how an old guy like that...

Affirmative. That garbage is going nowhere.

Affirmative. That garbage is going nowhere.

After the dog came up out of the basement.

After you found this in Walter's house yesterday...

Ah, it's a shit store anyway.

Ah, we have guests.

All I did was write, "I know what you've done."

All of which were addressed to Walter.

All right, so they're different! So they keep to themselves!

All right, so they're different! So they keep to themselves!

All right, that's enough of this conversation.

All right, that's enough of this conversation.

All right. Have a field day.

All they do is fight.

All this junk is gonna end up in a flea market sooner or later.

Am I missing something, Doctor?

And a thermostat on a home furnace...

And at the end of the week, I'll be a brand new human being.

And at the end of the week, I'll be a brand new human being.

And burn it down while they're gone for the day.

And drink a couple hundred beers.

And drink a couple hundred beers.

And got the hair.

And here you are.

And I was just remarking...

And I was just remarking...

And I'd like you to stop filling his head with such half cocked theories.

And I'm a great bowler. Wednesday night we're taking on Roselli Plumbing.

And I'm a great bowler. Wednesday night we're taking on Roselli Plumbing.

And invite ourselves in for a nice, neighbourly chat.

And invite ourselves in for a nice, neighbourly chat.

And my brother... the doctor.

And put it under Walter's door.

And that poor old man claims he's got a ransom note...

And that they're building a dungeon in their basement.

And the power company channels on this baby.

And then bang the hell out of it with a stick.

And then bang the hell out of it with a stick.

And then buried his bones right here.

And then buried his bones right here.

And then I'll... follow right along.

And then I'll... follow right along.

And they figure it's comin' from Skip's place.

And they figure it's comin' from Skip's place.

And they start smelling this really vile stench over on Elm...

And they start smelling this really vile stench over on Elm...

And they're eating all their food!

And they're gonna find the rest of that skeleton to go with that femur.

And they're gonna find the rest of that skeleton to go with that femur.

And wait for that neighbour with the enormous head...

And wait for that neighbour with the enormous head...

And wax our cars, paint our houses.

And we haven't come by to say hello.

And what were they doing?

And what were they doing?

And you have a good time with the cousins.

And you have a good time with the cousins.

And you know why?

And, you know, being that their last house burned down and all...

And, you know, being that their last house burned down and all...

Anyway, it got hot that summer.

Anyway, it's hot, okay?

Anyway, it's hot, okay?

Apparently, one day Skip made just one too many lemon phosphates.

Apparently, their last house only burnt to the ground.

Are you a 'fraidy cat?

Are you done with your eggs?

Are you done with your eggs?

Are you gonna eat any of this?

Are you siding with the chicks against us? Is that it?

Are you sure you know what you're doing, Art?

Are you sure you know what you're doing, Art?

Are you sure you're all right up there?

Art, you had a dream you were gonna win the lottery. You blew $500 on tickets.

Art, you had a dream you were gonna win the lottery. You blew $500 on tickets.

Art!

Art!

Art!

Art. Art, look.

Art's throwing garbage all over the street.

As soon as that car leaves in the morning...

At least, if they weren't conversational...

Awesome!

Basement? Ray comes up with a winning idea.

Basement? Ray comes up with a winning idea.

Be careful up there. Go slow, huh?

Be lazy, listen to the ball game...

Beautiful place to keep a toupee: On the stove.

Because he trains his dog to crap in my yard.

Before everything went off, you had to have found it.

Before it blew, you found it, right?

Besides, we wanna take out their alarms, don't we?

Black masses, mutilations. Mutilations!

Boy, the basement just floods right over.

Boy, the basement just floods right over.

Brownout.

Bull's eye!

Bummer.

But I can't... Where is it coming from?

But I did talk to the real estate broad that sold them the place.

But I did talk to the real estate broad that sold them the place.

But I figured a man's furnace is his own business.

But I figured a man's furnace is his own business.

But you don't fool me.

But you share a property line with him.

By Skip... weeks earlier... with an ice pick.

By Skip... weeks earlier... with an ice pick.

Call me overly cautious, but don't you think that's a bit suspicious?

Can you blame them? They live next door to people who break into their house...

Can you blame them? They live next door to people who break into their house...

Carol?

Carol?

Carol?

Carol's father gave them to me for Christmas.

Carol's father just gave me a brand new set of tools.

Citizen's arrest! Citizen's arrest!

Come back to bed.

Come here.

Come here. Save some for your friend. Right there. Go on.

Come now, Mr Peterson. You were in my basement.

Come now, Mr Peterson. You were in my basement.

Come on, let's face it. These Klopeks are strange.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Let's go home.

Come on. Tell him what you saw. Tell him.

Could just drop off the face of the Earth without a sign.

Covered 'em up with a sheet and went back to makin' treats for the townsfolk.

Covered 'em up with a sheet and went back to makin' treats for the townsfolk.

Cracked his head open, there's blood everywhere...

Decomposing in the summer heat.

Decomposing in the summer heat.

Destruction of private property. Destruction of public property.

Did you ever see the movie The Sentinel, Mr Peterson?

Did you guys pick up a Hefty bag out of that yard...

Did you know we've had to move four times in as many years?

Dig there! Dig there! Oh, yes! We found him!

Do I look like an idiot, Mr Peterson?

Do not mess with suburbanites because, uh, we're not gonna take it any more.

Do what? We agreed to do it together.

Do what? We agreed to do it together.

Do you hear me okay, Mr Peterson?

Do you hear me okay, Mr Peterson?

Do you knock on the guy's door, "Hi, your house stinks"?

Do you knock on the guy's door, Hi, your house stinks?

Do you take me for an imbecile?

Doctor? You don't believe that this guy's a real doctor, do you?

Does anyone know if Walter left a spare key around anywhere?

Does anyone know if Walter left a spare key around anywhere?

Don't let them do to you...

Don't start up with me. Hey, could you help me get this guy out of here?

Don't tell him that. He'll just want to come down. Wait 'til we find something.

Don't think I caught yours, sonny.

Don't think I caught yours, sonny.

Don't you make a move, sonny.

El snappo.

Electricity is our friend.

Ever since this family has moved to this block...

Everything's okay, right?

Excuse me, pal. Maybe I didn't make myself clear enough.

Excuse me, pal. Maybe I didn't make myself clear enough.

Find out what hospital they're taking you to...

Fine. Then Dave and I will go and you can stay here and spy.

For my attempted murder!

For my attempted murder!

Fore!

Gail, I swear to God, this is better than anything on television.

Garbagemen! Hold on a minute! Wait a sec!

Gentlemen, we are on alert.

Gentlemen, we are on alert.

Geraldo Rivera's coming, and he's gonna excavate the basement of the Klopeks!

Get a look in those barred up basement windows.

Get bored out of your mind and go back to work worse than you are now.

Get bored out of your mind and go back to work worse than you are now.

Get out of my yard!

Get out of the truck! Are you nuts?

Get the hose. Hang on, men!

Get the hose. Hang on, men!

Get the Klopeks to tell you where they buried the stiffs.

Give me that!

Go for it, Mr Peterson! Yes!

Go get those flag stones at the garden centre and put them along the walk.

Go get those flag stones at the garden centre and put them along the walk.

Go on, you mangy mutt!

Go on. Go on. I'll...

Go on. Go on. I'll...

God, I love this street.

God, I love this street.

God, you don't know when to quit, do you?

Good dog, Vince. Go get it.

Good girl. Their lawn needed fertilizing anyway.

Good, honey.

Good, solid floors.

Good, solid walls.

Good. Now, red rover, red rover, let Art go on over.

Got somebody tied up in the old cellar, have you, Reub?

Gotcha!

Great.

Great.

Great. Crush a beer can. You feel better now?

Great. Crush a beer can. You feel better now?

Green sky at morning: Neighbour take warning.

Green sky at morning: Neighbour take warning.

Green sky at night?

Green sky at night?

Had a wife, a couple kids. Not too sharp.

Hans.

Harassment, assault, vandalism.

Has just taken his last dump on my lawn!

Has just taken his last dump on my lawn!

Have a nice weekend.

He and Mr Rumsfield decided to do a little snooping tonight.

He buried him in the backyard.

He called his daughter and son in law, and they took him to the hospital.

He called his daughter and son in law, and they took him to the hospital.

He came out in his robe last night when the foreigners were making that racket.

He can't come out until he resembles the man that I married.

He comes here to smoke cigars. His wife won't let him. He doesn't know I know that.

He didn't do one thing.

He dug it up from underneath the fence.

He might have left in a hurry and forgot about the dog.

He must have gone away and forgot to feed Queenie.

He says he's got a sump pump problem. They leave.

He understands paraphysical forces...

He went to the garbage can, he took the body and then he...

He's a hydrocephalic. I don't think that you should make fun of him.

He's back! He's back!

He's going back in. If you were gonna say hi, you should probably...

He's going into the house. You're gonna lose him.

He's gonna go in...

He's here to watch the show this afternoon.

He's here to watch the show this afternoon.

He's not busy. Now he's goin' in. Go now because if...

He's not busy. Now he's goin' in. Go now because if...

He's playing canasta or something.

Hello! Hey, uh... Eagle Eye, this is Ground Force One.

Here he comes, right on schedule.

Here's a nice yard. It's a good yard.

Here's the thing, Art. They're gonna think I did it.

Hey, Art. What's happening?

Hey, Art. What's happening?

Hey, Carol, see my new golf glove?

Hey, hey, hey, Rumsfield! Dude!

Hey, hey, hey, Rumsfield! Dude!

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hi, Ray. Are you guys eatin' in there?

Hey, honey, I think we should move.

Hey, I'm eating here. Can you imagine me and the two of them alone for a week?

Hey, it's gotta be in here somewhere.

Hey, keep that mutt off my lawn, will ya?

Hey, man, when's the big unveiling, huh?

Hey, Mr Officer, wait.

Hey, Mr Rumsfield! Hey, yo, man!

Hey, one of the Huns came out of the cave.

Hey, Ray, come on.

Hey, Ray, come on.

Hey, Ray! Ray, we got a plan! Come on.

Hey, Ray. It's not Skip. It's me, Art. I'm just pretending to be Skip.

Hey, Ray. It's not Skip. It's me, Art. I'm just pretending to be Skip.

Hey, safety is my middle name.

Hey, safety is my middle name.

Hey, tell me you found it. You found it, right?

Hey, the pizza dude!

Hey, Vince, let's go over here, huh?

Hey, what time does the ball game go on?

Hey, where should we start diggin' once we get over there?

Hey, you guys can't go now. It's the best part.

Hey, you with the dog!

Hey!

Hey! Pinocchio!

Hey.

Hey.

Hi, Ray. How ya doin', bud?

Hi. Welcome to Mayfield Place. We're your neighbours.

Hi. Welcome to Mayfield Place. We're your neighbours.

His name was Skip. Lived over on Elm.

His name was Skip. Lived over on Elm.

Honey, that's not a rat.

Honey, that's not my idea of restful.

Honey, you know what you could do?

Honey, you know what you could do?

Honey?

Honey?

Honey? I'll just...

Honey? I'll just...

How come you're not at work, Ray?

How did you get in there?

How do you like living here so far?

How many conversations did you have with the Knapps? I had two.

How nice it would be...

How nice it would be...

How nice to meet you.

How sweet it is was, uh...

How unfortunate for the Knapps.

How's that finger? Is it okay?

Huh?

I bet you were.

I can raise all the police channels...

I can see the news report now:

I can't believe you people talked me into this.

I can't believe you people talked me into this.

I can't believe you...

I can't believe you're still bringing that up.

I can't believe you've lived here a whole month...

I can't walk away without you asking where I'm going?

I didn't mean right now. You hate golf.

I didn't see you. I didn't see you.

I don't care! I'll eat takeout! I'll do the laundry myself!

I don't care! I'll eat takeout! I'll do the laundry myself!

I don't know that he knows what he's doing.

I don't know what to say.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. But I'll be back in time for Final Jeopardy.

I don't like this. I don't like snooping around a neighbour's house.

I don't understand that. It was parked outside all day!

I don't want to hear any of your bullshit either!

I don't want to hear any of your bullshit either!

I find one more... just one... I'm gonna catch him and staple his ass shut!

I find painting relaxes me.

I found it wedged between a bunch of magazines...

I got it so I don't get blisters playing golf.

I got it so I don't get blisters playing golf.

I hate cul de sacs. There's only one way out, and the people are weird.

I hate cul de sacs. There's only one way out, and the people are weird.

I hate them, Dad. Rudy is a moron, and Diane smells.

I hate them, Dad. Rudy is a moron, and Diane smells.

I have to use your bathroom.

I just want to hang around the house and relax.

I just want to hang around the house and relax.

I know when it rains at our house...

I know when it rains at our house...

I know you're in there, old man!

I let you keep the femur.

I like it.

I like it.

I must have been maybe nine, ten years old.

I must have been maybe nine, ten years old.

I offered to buy it, but you know how old people are.

I pick up garbage in cans, not from the street!

I really do like your hair, honey.

I really must apologize for the paint.

I remember that. I remember hearing about that when I was a kid.

I saw some of that in their living room.

I saw some of that in their living room.

I saw some of that in their living room.

I saw them in their backyard.

I saw them in their backyard.

I saw your furnace, Doctor...

I saw your furnace, Doctor...

I say we get a look in those garbage cans.

I say we get a look in those garbage cans.

I say we start in the kitchen. They probably got some cold beer in there.

I say we wait 'til first light. Scope me.

I should have gone to the lake.

I should have listened to Carol.

I slipped it back in through the mail slot.

I slipped it back in through the mail slot.

I think I see something moving in there.

I think I should go upstairs and check this out.

I think I should have a talk with the boys in the den for a few minutes.

I think it's at about 1:00.

I think it's time we all stopped acting like kindergartners.

I think it's time we all stopped acting like kindergartners.

I think that I have given you my answer.

I think the message to psychos, fanatics, murderers...

I think there's been some modifications on this 'cause this conduit's brand new.

I think they're clean. I think Bonnie and Carol are right.

I think they're gone, Mark. I think they're gone!

I think we should go over there, knock on their door...

I think we should go over there, knock on their door...

I think we've broken enough laws for one day.

I think we've broken enough laws for one day.

I thought his middle name was Louis.

I thought the candles would be romantic... for the ladies.

I took a jolt, but I'm okay.

I want to kill everyone.

I want to kill everyone.

I want you to stop spying on the Klopeks with Ricky Butler.

I wanted to introduce you to my friend.

I wanted to introduce you to my friend.

I was 18 months in the bush, and I can snap your neck in a heartbeat.

I was just checking this one. Besides, the radio... I was monitoring...

I was just touching up one of my pictures.

I was never over here when the Knapps lived here.

I was thinking we could bypass the fence altogether and find another way in.

I was thinking we could bypass the fence altogether and find another way in.

I wonder if Walter knows you're outside.

I wonder if Walter knows you're outside.

I wonder what was going on over there last night.

I wonder what was going on over there last night.

I would think, after the week I put you through, you'd want to too.

I wouldn't have missed this for the world.

I wouldn't say that's a sign of a struggle.

I, Ray Peterson, am placing you under citizen's arrest...

I'd rather chew broken glass.

I'd say that you are damn lucky you didn't kill him in that blast.

I'd say that you are damn lucky you didn't kill him in that blast.

I'll even do some of the work myself. I have the tools.

I'll fix the barbecue in the backyard. I'll do that.

I'll go in with you. Sure. No problem.

I'll see you later.

I'll tell him that they built a crematorium down here.

I'll vacuum the house! It'll be spotless!

I'm a shell of a man because of you, Art.

I'm all right. I'm okay, I'm okay.

I'm all right. I'm okay, I'm okay.

I'm calling the Delvaneys and having them open the cottage.

I'm calling the Delvaneys and having them open the cottage.

I'm going away for a while, Ricky.

I'm going away for a while, Ricky.

I'm going on vacation.

I'm going over the fence and I'm not comin' back 'til I find a dead body.

I'm gonna be gone all day. It'd be a good time for you to go see Evelyn.

I'm gonna be gone all day. It'd be a good time for you to go see Evelyn.

I'm gonna go do something productive. I'm gonna go watch television.

I'm gonna help you rebuild your house.

I'm gonna mix the zinnias in with the rest of the flowers.

I'm gonna mix the zinnias in with the rest of the flowers.

I'm gonna pack a bag and go up to the lake.

I'm not going to hear this. I'm not going to listen.

I'm okay. I'm all right.

I'm only laying here with my eyes closed...

I'm only laying here with my eyes closed...

I'm only trying to take a nap.

I'm outta here.

I'm sorry if Landru frightened you.

I'm starving.

I'm trying to cut back.

I'm trying to cut back.

I'm your neighbour, Ray Peterson. That's my wife, Carol.

I've been noticing a weird kind of odour.

I've been thinking about it. I don't think we should go through with this.

I've been watching that house ever since they moved in.

I've got a foursome lined up with Art today in an hour and a half though.

I've never seen anybody drive their garbage to the street...

I've never seen that.

If he was gonna borrow anything, he'd come over to your place.

If I had been on the plane, it would have crashed.

If we had gone to the lake, I'd have twice as many of these.

In fact, he's a very well respected pathologist, my friend.

In fact, he's a very well respected pathologist, my friend.

In Southeast Asia, we'd call this type of thing "bad karma."

In the McDonald's corporate think tank, executives...

In the neighbourhood with you

Indeed. And tomorrow...

Infrared night vision scopes? What are we gonna do next, tap their phone?

Is that a transformer or something?

Is that supposed to go to

Is that supposed to go to 5,000 degrees, do you think?

Is this sweet enough?

It always keeps us on the move.

It belonged to a neighbour of yours.

It could be a candy bar wrapper. It could be a napkin.

It could be a crumpled up credit card receipt.

It doesn't matter 'cause we got 'em on the run now.

It got real hot. It was sweltering.

It is four hours of driving on the tollway in holiday traffic...

It is four hours of driving on the tollway in holiday traffic...

It must be what all the noise was.

It must be what all the noise was.

It runs all the way back over there and up through a hole in the ceiling.

It runs all the way back over there and up through a hole in the ceiling.

It was a long time ago. Hinkley Hills was a lot smaller then.

It was a night just like this that it happened.

It was so nice of you to invite the new neighbours over for a barbecue.

It was so nice of you to invite the new neighbours over for a barbecue.

It wasn't bees though. It was a foaming squirrel.

It wasn't bees though. It was a foaming squirrel.

It, uh... No, it's my note.

It's a beautiful day for a neighbour

It's a beautiful day in this neighbourhood

It's a cinch he's not running for governor, right?

It's about the old guy who owned the apartment...

It's about time, you guys.

It's Carol Peterson from next door.

It's Carol Peterson from next door.

It's gonna be broadcast on satellite all over the world, live!

It's gonna be broadcast on satellite all over the world, live!

It's gonna blow!

It's good to see you've come to your senses, sweetie.

It's just some litter. The guy's a litterbug.

It's just some litter. The guy's a litterbug.

It's just starting to get good.

It's like, maybe, somebody left the gate open.

It's locked.

It's my neighbour.

It's not against the law to break cookies.

It's packing dust. I'm sorry.

It's pretty dangerous with the trip wire.

It's pretty dangerous with the trip wire.

It's really getting hot out here.

It's started already. Look at you.

It's them. They're movin' around again.

It's your vacation.

Jesus Christ! Get an ambulance on that thing!

Jump a little higher, Spud Webb.

Jump a little higher, Spud Webb.

Just a minute or two.

Just don't touch anything up there, all right?

Just don't touch anything up there, all right?

Just like you

Just one... I'll be... Yeah.

Just one... I'll be... Yeah.

Just pull open the door, pull the rip cord and bail out on us.

Just pull open the door, pull the rip cord and bail out on us.

Just shut up and paint your goddam house!

Just shut up and paint your goddam house!

Just take your balls out of your wife's purse.

Just throw me the tools.

Just throw me the tools.

Just what kind of doctor is this brother of yours?

Just you and Unc living here in the house, is that it, sonny?

Keep 'em busy. Keep 'em busy. I'll get Ray.

Kind of like death.

Klopek. What is that, Slavic?

Klopeks went back inside Walter's house...

Klopeks? Wow.

Last week when I was up on the roof with my telescope...

Last week when I was up on the roof with my telescope...

Let me go. I'm all right.

Let me tell you what happened next.

Let me tell you what happened next.

Let's do this again sometime... real soon.

Let's do this again sometime... real soon.

Let's go.

Let's not go that way tonight.

Let's see if we can find some dog food.

Listen to your wife? Who listens to their wife? You gotta listen to me.

Listen up real carefully, mister.

Listen, I was w...

Listen.

Look at all the stuff they put together down here.

Look at me!

Look at my fingers.

Look at the size of this thing.

Look, the world is full of these kind of things. Look at this.

Look, we got power here.

Look! Look over there! Look! Right now!

Look! Look over there! Look! Right now!

Looks nice.

Make a stand for one time in your life.

Man, that was an incredible choke hold you put on me, pal. The guy's a brute.

Man, that was an incredible choke hold you put on me, pal. The guy's a brute.

Maybe that was brother down there...

Maybe the guy's upstairs in a bathtub or something...

Maybe we could have a little participation here.

Maybe we should go take a look in the basement.

Maybe we should go take a look in the basement.

Maybe.

Me, the young boy...

Mind your own business!

Mind your own business.

Miss, you wanna come back here, please?

Mm hmm. Great, great.

Mm hmm. Great, great.

Monday night he had some heart palpitations.

Monday night he had some heart palpitations.

Mr Klopek, hi. Ray Peterson.

Mr Klopek!

Mr Peterson, where you going?

Mr Peterson, where you going?

Mr Rumsfield, you guys managed to knock out the power in the entire block.

Mr Seznick was at the hospital 'til 8:00 this evening.

Mr Seznick was at the hospital 'til 8:00 this evening.

Mr Weingartner! Art!

Mrs Rumsfield.

Mrs Rumsfield.

My brother, the doctor.

My cousin is a priest. He can get us a deal.

My eye hurts.

My fingernails are black.

My taxes pay your salary!

My taxes pay your salary!

My wife is home!

My wife is home!

Naked ladies.

Naked ladies.

Neighbour take flight.

Neighbours from hell.

Nice. Very, very nice.

Nice. Very, very nice.

No headlights.

No one goes in. No one comes out.

No one knows how many trip alarms they have in there.

No one knows how many trip alarms they have in there.

No one wants to say anything.

No one wants to say anything.

No one would have ever suspected them of foul play.

No tan lines this morning.

No tan lines this morning.

No visitors. No deliveries.

No way Wednesday night. I'm in a league.

No way Wednesday night. I'm in a league.

No, Carol. I don't want to go to the cottage.

No, I can take out everything they've got with one clip of the snips.

No, I didn't see that.

No, I didn't see that.

No, I haven't. Nobody on the block has.

No, I just think things have gone off the deep end.

No, I'm not.

No, I'm not.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. The bees came from there.

No, sir.

No, they're not. Are they, Ray? Go ahead, tell 'em.

No, they're not. Are they, Ray? Go ahead, tell 'em.

No, wait, wait, wait.

No, you don't.

No, you've got to.

No!

No!

No!

No! Ray! Ray, come back here!

No! Ray! Ray, come back here!

No.

No.

No. And we're just getting to know you.

No. And we're just getting to know you.

Nobody knocks off an old man in my neighbourhood and gets away with it.

Not a finger, not a nose, nothing!

Not a finger, not a nose, nothing!

Now they know that we know that they know that we know!

Now, before somebody falls off a roof or sets themselves on fire...

Now, before somebody falls off a roof or sets themselves on fire...

Now, now, I want my skull.

Nutcases all over the world is, uh...

Oh, all right. Okay.

Oh, Dr Klopek, I'm so sorry.

Oh, God, what's this?

Oh, God! Jesus Christ!

Oh, great. Don't worry, you guys. I can get this.

Oh, is this the dining room? Oh! You startled me.

Oh, is this the dining room? Oh! You startled me.

Oh, it's Walter's rug.

Oh, Jesus!

Oh, Mr Rumsfield, be careful. Queenie...

Oh, no. I got that thing with my stomach again.

Oh, no. I got that thing with my stomach again.

Oh, pardon my glove.

Oh, please. Don't even compare the two.

Oh, please. Don't even compare the two.

Oh, Ricky Butler says.

Oh, Ricky Butler says.

Oh, well, I was doing some thinking.

Oh, well, I was doing some thinking.

Oh, yeah, I thank my lucky stars.

Oh, yes. I know you did.

Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh. Pretty girl.

Oh. Pretty girl.

Okay, do it.

Okay, hepcats, get off my car!

Okay, hepcats, get off my car!

Okay, I admit it. They're slightly eccentric.

Okay, now see the fat guy? That's Mr Weingartner.

Okay, now see the fat guy? That's Mr Weingartner.

Okay, now, everybody just act normal.

Okay, stay right here, and we'll find your dish.

Okay!

Okay!

Old people space out sometimes.

Once they get in here, it's over, pal.

One thing about these old guys:

Only Skip didn't count on there being a big heat wave that summer.

Only Skip didn't count on there being a big heat wave that summer.

Ooh, I bet that hurts, huh?

Or some knockwurst or something. I'm starving.

Or, perhaps, I might just take yours.

Ow!

Ow! God!

Ow.

People are hanging those on their porches.

People are hanging those on their porches.

People like Skip?

People who mow their lawn for the 800th time and then snap?

Peterson.

Please, Carol, let him come out.

Please, let's pack up the car and go to the lake. Just get away and rest.

Pretty comfortable house, ain't it?

Pretty neat, eh?

Probably the whole south end of town.

Probably.

Queenie!

Quiet, quiet, quiet. I wouldn't wake you if it wasn't important.

Rain delay.

Ray Peterson.

Ray, do the words breaking and entering mean anything to you?

Ray, do you want 'em to take your family, kidnap 'em...

Ray, do you want 'em to take your family, kidnap 'em...

Ray, I think we can give up. They'd never bury him this deep.

Ray, I'm thinking the reason we didn't find anything in the backyard...

Ray, look at the size of this furnace.

Ray, look. Ray. Unconscious chanting. You're chanting.

Ray, over here! Run to water!

Ray, Ray, you're chanting. Hey.

Ray, Ray, you're chanting. Hey.

Ray, remember night before last?

Ray, remember night before last?

Ray, that could take all night.

Ray, there's nothing in here.

Ray, this is Walter.

Ray, this is Walter.

Ray, Walter showed up!

Ray, what do you think?

Ray, what was that you were saying the other day about half cocked theories?

Ray, where are you going?

Ray, you're chanting. Ray.

Ray!

Ray!

Ray! Raymond!

Ray! Raymond!

Ray.

Ray.

Ray.

Ray.

Ray.

Ray.

Ray.

Ray. Ray, there's no doubt any more.

Ray. Ray, there's no doubt any more.

Ray. Ray.

Ray. Ray.

Ray... Ray, you found it, right?

Ray... sleep tight.

Ray... sleep tight.

Ray."

Relax? Good luck with those maniacs you got living next door.

Relax.

Remember what you were saying about people in the 'burbs?

Remember when the Knapps lived next door?

Ricky Butler says they're nocturnal feeders.

Ricky Butler says they're nocturnal feeders.

Ricky, shut up!

Right, Ray? Yesterday, wasn't it?

Right, Ray? Yesterday, wasn't it?

Right. Been awfully quiet, Ray.

Right. Been awfully quiet, Ray.

Ritual killers?

Roger, Eagle Eye. We're going over.

Roger, Eagle Eye. We're going over.

Roger. Red rover, red rover, let Ray go over.

Roger. Red rover, red rover, let Ray go over.

Rumsfield's the name.

Run to me! Run to water!

Safer too. You never had to lock your doors. Everybody knew everybody.

Sardine?

Satan is good. Satan is our pal.

Satanists, huh?

Says who?

Says who?

Says who?

She's all over my back to get rid of 'em.

She's all over my back to get rid of 'em.

Shh, shh, shh.

Shh! Quiet.

Shh.

Shh.

Since we're together I might as well say

Siren mode.

Skip's family, dead. Murdered...

Skip's family, dead. Murdered...

Skip's family's bodies...

Slightly eccentric? Carol...

Smells like they're cooking a goddam cat over there.

Smoke an occasional cigar... outside.

So let me get this straight.

So people are trying to ignore it, right?

So they're gonna think that I did it!

So this is your relaxing week at home, huh?

So, how are you enjoying Hinkley Hills?

So, what are you gonna do now?

So, what's the deal, Ray?

So...

Something is moving in there.

Something's about to happen. I can't tell you.

Something's about to happen. I can't tell you.

Sorry, boys. My husband's not feeling well. He has to stay in his room.

Sorry! Sorry! Ow!

Sort of.

Stop! Stop right there! Don't go any further!

Sure was damp today.

Surely, you looked in the furnace.

Surely, you looked in the furnace.

Take Dave and go to the cottage. Leave me to pad around the house.

Take me to a hospital. I'm sick.

Take me to a hospital. I'm sick.

Take me to the hospital!

Take me to the hospital!

Tapping on the ceiling a couple minutes ago.

Tapping on the ceiling a couple minutes ago.

Task Force One, this is Eagle Eye.

Task Force One, this is Eagle Eye.

Tear their livers out and make some satanic pate?

Terrible thing, the plight of the elderly.

Than you guys can in a month of snooping around.

Thanks for your advice.

Thanks for your advice.

That can be arranged.

That can be arranged.

That kid next door is a meatball.

That old fart. He's got the best lawn on the block.

That piece of scum, barking rat of yours...

That piece of scum, barking rat of yours...

That says you kidnapped his dog!

That was metal!

That's a good idea. I'll make brownies.

That's a good idea. I'll make brownies.

That's a good idea. Let's try the house.

That's a possibility, Art.

That's a shame.

That's a shame.

That's a shame. Isn't that a shame, honey?

That's a shame. Isn't that a shame, honey?

That's Bonnie, and this is, uh...

That's great. Are you guys going to the lake or something?

That's great. Over.

That's not real. It's the same as television.

That's one of the theories. Yeah.

That's one of the theories. Yeah.

That's rich, considering you're the one who started this whole thing.

That's rich, considering you're the one who started this whole thing.

That's Walter's toupee.

That's what I want to do. I just wanna... hang around.

That's what you used to say to me in college, right?

That's why I got the gun. I'm gonna pop a few.

The answer is:

The crows are too big for the bird feeder, she says.

The doctor somehow got that wig mixed up with the newspapers and letters.

The goddam power company.

The guy who ran it was a rotund guy, had glasses.

The guy who ran it was a rotund guy, had glasses.

The guy's 40 years old, he's wearing a paper hat and making cherry Cokes.

The guy's got a sewer problem. He says he'll look after it.

The guy's got a sewer problem. He says he'll look after it.

The healing capabilities of crystals and the laying on of hands.

The incubus, the succubus. I'm telling you, Walter was a human sacrifice.

The kid spotted us last night. When we were sleeping, he got up.

The Klopeks are offering up Walter as a human sacrifice to Beelzebub?

The Klopeks are offering up Walter as a human sacrifice to Beelzebub?

The Klopeks.

The Knapps were semi normal.

The man actually hit the right wire. There's no alarm.

The man at the nursery said...

The man at the nursery said...

The man at the nursery said...

The man doesn't know what he's talking about.

The man doesn't know what he's talking about.

The name was Knapp.

The name was Knapp.

The question here is garbage and who picks up this mess.

The same thing happened to me last week. I was over there.

The same thing happened to me last week. I was over there.

The state health inspector shows up. They talk to Skip.

The state health inspector shows up. They talk to Skip.

The Supreme Court ruled that a person's garbage...

The three of us going through their garbage at

The TV's still on. Chairs turned over.

The TV's still on. Chairs turned over.

The... drainage on your property here?

The... drainage on your property here?

Then all we have to do is burn a cross on their front lawn.

Then all we have to do is burn a cross on their front lawn.

Then that means that...

There are these people in my parents' house...

There are three of them.

There go the goddam brownies.

There go the goddam brownies.

There used to be a big drugstore on the corner there.

There's a lot of juice going through those wires.

There's a lot of juice going through those wires.

There's bars on the basement windows.

There's smoke pouring out of the windows of Skip's house.

There's smoke pouring out of the windows of Skip's house.

These are great.

These crows start showing up out of nowhere.

These crows start showing up out of nowhere.

These Klopeks... We don't even know how many of them there are.

These Klopeks... We don't even know how many of them there are.

These old places have got to be hell to heat.

These old places have got to be hell to heat.

These people are Satanists. They are Satanists.

These people are Satanists. They are Satanists.

These towns are full of those stories. They're happening right under your nose.

They buried him in a crypt! I'll get my blowtorch! I'll call it in!

They combined Lincoln's birthday with Washington's. It's one weekend now.

They could have been digging for anything.

They could have been digging for anything.

They could have been digging for night crawlers.

They could have been digging for night crawlers.

They didn't do anything to us. They didn't do anything to us!

They didn't do anything to us. They didn't do anything to us!

They don't ever leave the house without their hair.

They grow so attached to things.

They grow so attached to things.

They may think it does. They may think they're off the hook, but they're not.

They must have burned his body up in the furnace...

They only come out at night.

They only come out at night.

They They tore down the soda fountain that fall.

They were a quiet family. Kept pretty much to themselves.

They were digging bodies up and they probably buried them in the basement.

They worked in their yard. They mowed their lawn. They had a lawn to mow.

They worked in their yard. They mowed their lawn. They had a lawn to mow.

They're chopping 'em up. They're burying 'em in their backyard.

They're chopping 'em up. They're burying 'em in their backyard.

They're daring each other to ring the doorbell.

They're in there, all right. They're just standing around.

They're not gonna suspect anybody. They're...

They're trying to cover up with those pine things that you can put in cars.

They're trying to cover up with those pine things that you can put in cars.

They're trying to pretend it isn't happening. You know those pine things?

They're trying to pretend it isn't happening. You know those pine things?

They've been here a month. Think they're gonna do something about their yard?

They've been here a month. Think they're gonna do something about their yard?

Think she bought it?

Think this came off a chicken or something?

This house isn't that big.

This is a major media event here.

This is all gibberish.

This is my neighbourhood.

This is my neighbourhood.

This is no ordinary furnace.

This is no ordinary furnace.

This is real. Your neighbours are murdering people.

This is real. Your neighbours are murdering people.

This is restful: Hanging around the house, just being lazy.

This is turning out to be a lot more work than we thought it was gonna be.

This is what I need, Carol. I need... this.

This is what I need, Carol. I need... this.

This seminar could change your life, Vic. The man is a great healer.

This should be good.

This thing's got to be 80 years old.

This wasn't a dream. This was a vision.

This wasn't a dream. This was a vision.

This would be the perfect time.

Those things blow around all the time.

Those things blow around all the time.

Three counts of criminal trespassing.

To get drunk and fall down.

To get drunk and fall down.

To Hans... today...

To Hans... today...

To meet all of our new neighbours...

To meet all of our new neighbours...

To sit in some dank, wet cabin...

To the bathroom.

Tomorrow we must all go to the university...

Tomorrow we must all go to the university...

Trust me. This is real.

Trying to get some goddam sleep.

Uh uh, this is gonna be a big week for the bachelor kid.

Uh, I fooled the others?

Uh, I fooled the others?

Uh, I think we should go...

Uh, is your mother home?

Uh, you know, Dr Klopek, I think I forgot my wallet.

Um...

Um...

Uncle Markie gets very upset when you're on his lawn.

Vacation? What, are you crazy?

Vanish. No one ever see him again. No trace. Nothing.

Vanish. No one ever see him again. No trace. Nothing.

Vince.

Vince.

Wait a minute. You're all dirty, and you're shaking.

Wait a minute. You're all dirty, and you're shaking.

Wait! Hold it, garbies! Garbies!

Wait! Wait! Wait! Hold it! What are you doin'?

Walter, the old man next door. We don't know where the hell he is.

Walter, your dog is at my house.

Walter!

Walter. Walter!

Walter... I have your dog.

Walter's dog just took a dump on Rumsfield's lawn again.

Was that your house?

Was that your house?

Watch it, you miserable little...

We brought dessert...

We caught you, Reub.

We caught you, Reub.

We got 'em, neighbour.

We got a plan. Come on. We got...

We got a real problem.

We got an arms dealer across the street and a crazy person down it.

We got the goods on 'em, don't we?

We gotta get going though. We're burning daylight here.

We gotta get ourselves a couple of gallons of holy water.

We gotta go down to the religious supply store.

We have found Walter! We found Walter! I'll be out in a minute!

We hit a pipe! There's all kinds of gas!

We just love it.

We shouldn't stare like this.

We start in the backyard, then check the basement.

We start in the backyard, then check the basement.

We took the house from them.

We took the house from them.

We were just remarking the other day...

We were just talking about it yesterday.

We wrote a note. We slipped it under their door.

We'll probably find out more in five minutes of friendly chat...

We'll start in the basement and just work our way up.

We'll start in the basement.

We're all in the same town, but you're next to him.

We're all on the same block, so you could go too.

We're all on the same block, so you could go too.

We're gonna be playing that much golf. Really.

We're gonna be playing that much golf. Really.

We're not gonna be content to look after our lawns...

We're out to get 'em, Don. We are out to get them.

We're the lunatics! Us! It's not them!

We're the lunatics! Us! It's not them!

We're the ones throwing garbage in the street and lighting fires!

We're the ones vaulting over fences and peeking in through people's windows!

We're the ones vaulting over fences and peeking in through people's windows!

We're the ones who are acting suspicious and paranoid, Art!

We're the ones who are acting suspicious and paranoid, Art!

We've imposed on you enough for one evening. It's been lovely meeting you.

Well, I am your love of money

Well, it's my vacation. I just wanted to get out of the house.

Well, it's my vacation. I just wanted to get out of the house.

Well, maybe these people just want to keep to themselves, Art.

Well, that's us! It's not them! That's us!

Well, um, let's... Let's say hello.

Well, yeah, I guess I could.

Werner Klopek.

What about the wig? They found a wig in this house.

What about the wig? They found a wig in this house.

What are we gonna do with it?

What are you doing up?

What are you doing up?

What are you doing with the gun?

What do we do now, soldier?

What do we do now?

What do you think they're eatin', Ray?

What do you think they're eatin', Ray?

What happened, Mr Weingartner?

What have you got in the cellar, Herr Klopek?

What is it?

What is it?

What is this doggy gram? This just came for you. It might be important.

What is this doggy gram? This just came for you. It might be important.

What the hell does he need a furnace like this for?

What the hell does he need a furnace like this for?

What they did to me.

What, are you Catholic?

What, are you Catholic?

What, do you want me to move?

What, do you want me to move?

What, what, what?

What?

What's that?

What's the weird goddam noise you got comin' outta here all the time?

Whatever it is, I'm glad I'm not the one who lives right next door.

Whatever you do...

Where are you going?

Where are you guys going? Where you going?

Where the hell did Vince get this?

Where was he anyway?

Where was he anyway?

Which is kind of like the gateway to hell.

Who knows?

Who picks up this mess?

Who the heck ordered the blood shake?

Who the heck ordered the blood shake?

Who, besides us, would dig this deep into this kind of sludge?

Who's that?

Whoa! Fine.

Why didn't you go with Suzette to her mother's?

Why didn't you go with Suzette to her mother's?

Why do I get the impression you're trying to get rid of me?

Why don't we both go say hello, or are you chicken?

Why don't we check the house? It's probably a lot cooler in there.

Why don't we check the house? It's probably a lot cooler in there.

Why don't we just cut all this polite crap, all right?

Why don't we just get out of our neighbour's house?

Why don't you ask him yourself?

Why don't you dig one of your own holes, huh?

Why don't you go say hi?

Why don't you go say hi?

With an ice pick.

Won't it be nice to have a doctor in the neighbourhood?

Won't you be my neighbour

Would you be mine Could you be mine

Would you be mine Could you be mine

Wow.

Wrong. A couple hours later...

Wrong. A couple hours later...

Yeah, are you totally pussy whipped or what?

Yeah, that'd be a nice project.

Yeah, what do you think?

Yeah, yeah. I'm taking the dog for a walk.

Yeah! Way to go!

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, it is getting hot, Art.

Yeah. Yeah, just put 'em in the cool basement...

Yes, Doctor. It's been real.

Yes, I am your ghetto scene

Yes, I do believe he's a doctor.

Yes, I do believe he's a doctor.

Yes, it does matter! You did it, but they're gonna suspect me!

Yes, sir, Mr Peterson.

Yo, Rumsfield!

Yo, Steve man. What's the haps, dude?

You are all clear.

You are the one who lives next door.

You betcha, Mr Peterson.

You call going up to the lake resting?

You call going up to the lake resting?

You could say hi to him too.

You could say hi to him too.

You didn't happen to see an ice pick around here, did you?

You didn't happen to see an ice pick around here, did you?

You go to the cottage and get a tan! Take David with you!

You got a lawsuit on your hands, mister.

You got an old guy's wig. Big deal.

You gotta come down here today. It's gonna be live.

You gotta give them a little shot, let 'em know that you're there.

You gotta give them a little shot, let 'em know that you're there.

You had a dream a plane was gonna crash, so you took the bus to Las Vegas.

You heard them say they were going away tomorrow.

You hit the wrong one, you're a Post Toastie.

You imbecile! You sub moron, you!

You keep a horse in the basement?

You keep a horse in the basement?

You know how Suzette is about her bird feeder.

You know how Suzette is about her bird feeder.

You know what all those people were smelling on Elm, Ricky?

You know what all those people were smelling on Elm, Ricky?

You know who instigated this? Your boy watching people dig in the backyard!

You know who instigated this? Your boy watching people dig in the backyard!

You know, Dr Klopek, when I get out of prison...

You know, I think it's great you've been able to stay with all the original wood.

You know, it's funny, but I don't remember seeing a moving van out front.

You know, it's funny, but I don't remember seeing a moving van out front.

You know, speaking of noses...

You know, speaking of noses...

You know, this doesn't change a thing.

You leave 'em alone! Get off their case already!

You leave 'em alone! Get off their case already!

You look like a chicken in front of your son and everything. Your son.

You may have fooled the others, Mr Peterson...

You mean a dead guy's house?

You saw one of my skulls, didn't you?

You saw one of my skulls, didn't you?

You see the guy with the curly hair? That's Mr Peterson.

You should expose yourself to this guy, Vic.

You should see yourself. You were up at dawn watching a dog poop.

You wanna go down to Bowl O Rama for a beer or something?

You wanna take that out of your pocket?

You wanna try laying on some hands?

You want to go down to the deli and get one of those beef sandwiches?

You want to step back, please?

You wrote a note and put it under the... I didn't know that.

You're going! Stop!

You're gonna pick up the mess because you are a garbageman.

You're gonna sit around all week doing nothing...

You've been playing us for saps, but you were wrong.

You've had that in your trousers all day?

You've had that in your trousers all day?

Your mom and I are having a conversation! If you... What?

Your wife's home.

Your wife's home.

Your window is broken because we all thought that...

Your window is broken because we all thought that..."

"It came with the frame"? Yes.

"Tuna neck"? You instigated this whole damn thing!

A week in Jonestown. Where are you going?

Actually, we're not all here. Oh?

All right! Ricky sure knows how to throw a party.

And your house is on fire! Art, where are you?

Are you all right? Yes, I'm fine.

Are you all right? Yes, I'm fine.

Art, we're watching the show. What does he want?

Back off! Stop it! Stop it!

Back off! Stop it! Stop it!

Be careful up there, Art. It's okay, Ray.

Boy, that really burns my ass. What?

Boy, that really burns my ass. What?

But he's your neighbour. No, he's your neighbour as well.

But he's your neighbour. No, he's your neighbour as well.

But that doesn't mean... Come on!

But you don't fool me. I don't?

Can you stand up? Oh, yeah.

Can't we do this tomorrow, Carol? Would you relax?

Chicken. Chicken. He went into his house.

Citizen's arrest. Citizen's arrest. Oh, Ray.

Citizen's arrest. Citizen's arrest. Oh, Ray.

Come on, come on. Try decaf.

Do you know what this is? It's a bone.

Don't be a weenie. It was a joke! I'm sorry, Mr Peterson.

Don't be a weenie. It was a joke! I'm sorry, Mr Peterson.

Don't we? Yes.

Don't you, Ray? Yes, Carol.

Don't you, Ray? Yes, Carol.

Fix the barbecue! I don't know! Look, look!

Friend of yours? No, it came with the frame.

Gas! Run!

Get a tan then! In my pyjamas?

Get away from him. Hey, you guys.

Get off my car! Dude, you should hang out a little bit.

Get off my car! Dude, you should hang out a little bit.

Get out of my yard, lame o! Hey! What's his problem?

Get this lame o out of your yard! Yo!

Give me that. Here you go.

Give me that. Here you go.

Goddam it. Uh oh.

Goddam it. Uh oh.

Good going, man! Yeah, okay, yeah.

Good, honey. Beautiful.

Great. While you keep 'em busy, I... You're not invited.

Great. While you keep 'em busy, I... You're not invited.

Hans. Hans.

Hello. Hi.

Here, you're gonna need this. Here.

Hey, cut that out! There's nothing here.

Hey, did I show you my new tools? No.

Hey, give me a credit card. Yeah.

Hey, good work. Congratulations. Now give me five.

Hey, good work. Congratulations. Now give me five.

Hey, sorry, but we have not looked... Let's just get outta here.

Hey, there, Mr Peterson. Good to see you.

Hey! That was metal! You hit a crypt!

His wig. The Klopeks were picking up his mail.

His wig. The Klopeks were picking up his mail.

Honey, have you seen your father? I think he's in the basement with Art.

Honey, have you seen your father? I think he's in the basement with Art.

Honey, honey, the neighbours. Listen up, mister.

Honey, honey, the neighbours. Listen up, mister.

I called the pizza dude. All right!

I called the pizza dude. All right!

I can clear this. She lives here. Did I ask you?

I can clear this. She lives here. Did I ask you?

I didn't sign it or anything. Oh, I can't... You stupid...

I didn't sign it or anything. Oh, I can't... You stupid...

I gotta go to work in a couple hours. Hey, man, piss off!

I knew this was gonna happen. What?

I really appreciate your help. Really. No problem. Just be careful.

I really appreciate your help. Really. No problem. Just be careful.

I think we flushed 'em out. Okay.

I think we flushed 'em out. Okay.

I think we should call the police. Oh, good plan, Ray.

I told you! They're ghouls! No, I didn't say that.

I took the week off. A week off?

I took the week off. A week off?

I'm emptying garbage. Are you outta your mind?

I'm goin' home. Oh, come on.

I'm goin' home. Oh, come on.

I'm gonna do it right now. No, no, no! Honey, don't.

I'm gonna go find out what exactly... Get down, get down!

I'm gonna kill him! You're crazy!

I'm gonna set up a communications base. You got it.

I'm gonna set up a communications base. You got it.

I'm not gonna pay for that. We shouldn't pay for that. We should sue them.

I'm watchin'. Did you make it?

If it's suddenly a big deal, let's just go say hello. Hey, hey, it's a joke!

If it's suddenly a big deal, let's just go say hello. Hey, hey, it's a joke!

In the rain? Yeah, it was raining.

is buried in that house, Sherlock. Watch it.

is buried in that house, Sherlock. Watch it.

Is it a burglar? No, it's Art.

is public domain the minute it hits the kerb. Shut up.

Is that a Slavic name? I don't know.

It came with the frame? Yes.

It had a big soda fountain. Remember? Yeah.

It had a big soda fountain. Remember? Yeah.

It is a lovely night, isn't it? Yeah, green sky tonight.

It isn't like anything you said is coming true. Where are you going?

It might not be Walter, but... Shut up, Art! Shut up!

It might not be Walter, but... Shut up, Art! Shut up!

It's a femur. It's a femur bone.

It's a low frequency hum or something. It's getting louder.

It's a low frequency hum or something. It's getting louder.

It's always flip flopping. It's one weekend now.

It's just a figure of speech. It's a joke. He's kiddin' around.

Kind of like grave diggers? Maybe.

Kind of like grave diggers? Maybe.

Let's get outta here. I like this.

Let's say hello. Why so edgy?

Like a guy who's on vacation! Like this!

Look! I found it! That's loose dirt.

Look! I found it! That's loose dirt.

Look. Oh, those are beauties.

Mark! Ray.

Mr Seznick, right? Yeah, the old guy who's sitting here...

Murder? There are signs of a struggle here.

My fillings are hot. Hey, look at this.

My Uncle Reuben. How do you do?

My Uncle Reuben. How do you do?

My Uncle Reuben. How do you do?

Neither can I. I cannot believe it! That was great.

Night crawlers? They're fishermen. They need bait.

Night crawlers? They're fishermen. They need bait.

No problem, sir. This is not a police matter.

No, the backyard. Backyard?

No... Please, this is a small family:

Nothing. What did you know was going to happen?

Nothing. What did you know was going to happen?

Now you've blown it, haven't you? No, I didn't blow it.

Now, now... Soldiers!

Now, now... Soldiers!

Oh, come on. They didn't even say goodbye when they moved.

Oh, come on. They didn't even say goodbye when they moved.

Oh, honey, what have they done to you? You cut your hair.

Oh, slam dunk! Sorry, Mr Peterson. It was a mistake.

Oh, you think that's funny, Ricky? Well, yeah.

Oh! Oh, I'm sorry. Ouch!

Oh. They're lovely.

Okay? Okay, honey.

Okay. Oh.

Ooh, he was bad. Come on.

Ow! Ow! Ow! Break it up!

Quiet. You hear that?

Really? S Say, how is, uh...

Really? Yep.

Right, Captain? Affirmative.

Right, Captain? Affirmative.

Rumsfield and I, we flushed 'em out. How?

See you, Doc. Later, Reub. Bye, Hans.

See? That's great, Ray.

Shh. We're gonna make a run to McD's.

Stop it! Stop it! I don't care! I've been blown up!

Stop it! Stop it! I don't care! I've been blown up!

Sugar substitute? No, thank you.

Take care of this nitwit. Sorry about your car, man.

That's great! Everybody out! Great, Ricky.

That's my house. Sorry. I've got to get the all clear from the gas company.

That's my house. Sorry. I've got to get the all clear from the gas company.

That's my vacation. With those two chuckleheads.

That's where I'm going. Are you taking the dog?

The firemen go in. Know what they find? What?

The firemen go in. Know what they find? What?

The Klopeks! I got Ricky down there... I hit the gas line! Run!

The Klopeks? Mm hmm.

Then we gotta go to the market. I don't want to hear this.

There were how many of them? Well, uh, three.

They got holes in their porch too. That was a booby trap.

They got this place wired with batteries. There's got to be 40 of them.

They got this place wired with batteries. There's got to be 40 of them.

They were diggin'. Digging! Like grave diggers!

This doesn't look good. Murder, my friend.

This goes for you! We've got the pizza dude coming.

This is not someone on vacation! See? I sleep late!

This is Steve Kuntz. Hey, dude.

Try one of these. Oh, yeah, that's better.

Tuna neck? You instigated this whole damn thing!

Um... why don't we get some coffee? I'll do it.

W Watch! Be careful!

Wait, how do you know that? Biology 101.

Wake up and smell the coffee! Shh.

Wake up and smell the coffee! Shh.

Walter! I hope nothing happened to him.

Walter! I love that dude.

Walter! Walter! Mark!

Walter? What's been going on here?

Watch this hole. Okay, let's try the side door.

Watch this hole. Okay, let's try the side door.

We don't have that kind of time. Please let him come out.

We gotta get big strings of garlic. I'm not gonna listen.

We gotta get some fresh lamb's blood. I'm not going to hear this.

We gotta get some fresh lamb's blood. I'm not going to hear this.

We rang the bell, and then we ran. You did that?

We'll see ourselves to the door. Honey? Goodnight.

Well, it wasn't a mistake. Don't apologize.

Well, it wasn't a mistake. Don't apologize.

Well, why didn't you go up there? It's very high.

What about your parents? They're not home 'til Thursday.

What are you doin'? You asked me to help.

What is Lincoln's birthday. Addley?

What is Memorial Day? Memorial Day is it. Select.

What is the problem here? Thank God you're here.

What is this? It's an infrared scope.

What is wrong with these people? He has a right to know, Vic.

What were they doing, honey? Digging.

What? Who was Mussolini?

What? What? Are you sulking now? No, go up to the cottage!

Where did you learn how to do that? I don't know how to do this.

Where you goin'? I'm gonna change into my vacation togs.

Who is it? Yoo hoo!

Whoa, whoa. No, no, no. Jesus.

Why can't we go to a movie? "A movie"?

Why didn't you... God! You gotta goose these people.

Why didn't you... God! You gotta goose these people.

Why? The old guy saw me write a note...

Why? The old guy saw me write a note...

Wouldn't need a lighter, would you? Thanks.

Yeah? Where did you get it this time?

Yeah? Where did you get it this time?

Yeah. Oh, geez! Stupid idi...

Yes, yes, I'm all right. That was very cool, man.

You gonna build something with those? I think so.

You know where the big mall is? Yeah.

You know where the big mall is? Yeah.

You leave my... Honey, would you and Bonnie excuse us?

You men hit? I cannot believe you did that.

You okay? Yeah, I'm fine, Carol.

You okay? Yeah.

You said they were digging. Don't open that!

You said they were digging. Don't open that!

You wanna not steal that from Walter's house? Hey, what's the difference?

You want a Quarterpounder or something? Oh, no way!

You want a Quarterpounder or something? Oh, no way!

You're acting like... What am I acting like, Carol?

'Cause I found me a little honey

'Cause if they were, he'd have to deal with it.

'Morning, Walter!

"Pad around the house"? All you do is pal around the neighbourhood...

"The crows are too big for the bird feeder," she says.

"Walter, your dog is at my house.

"Walter... I have your dog.

<i> Actually, we're not all here. Oh?</i>

<i> Good, honey. Beautiful.</i>

<i> He's demented. Hey, Sherlock.</i>

<i> His size tends to overwhelm people. Oh, no, no.</i>

<i> I am very, very worried about you. Why?</i>

<i> I'm working for the machine Good morning, Lieutenant.</i>

<i> Keep them busy! All right, okay, all right!</i>

<i> Mark! Ray.</i>

<i> Ow! Ow! Ow! Break it up!</i>

<i> Right again. Business and Industry for 200.</i>

<i> See? That's great, Ray.</i>

<i> That's where I'm going. Are you taking the dog?</i>

<i> The F.B.I.? No, the Klopeks.</i>

<i> They chopped Walter into little pieces! These people are clearly psychos!</i>

<i> Walter! I love that dude.</i>

<i> Walter? What's been going on here?</i>

<i> We'll see ourselves to the door. Honey? Goodnight.</i>

<i> What is Lincoln's birthday. Addley?</i>

<i> What is Memorial Day? Memorial Day is it. Select.</i>

<i> Whoo! Now everybody's watching us.</i>

<i>'Cause I found me a little honey</i>

<i>'Cause if they were, he'd have to deal with it.</i>

<i>"Remain calm, float with arms stretched out at right angles to the body..."</i>

<i>A neighbourly day for a beauty</i>

<i>and he doesn't want to believe his neighbours are up to something strange.</i>

<i>and here you are.</i>

<i>And installing it.</i>

<i>and that they're building a dungeon in their basement.</i>

<i>Another neighbour?</i>

<i>Art's got a gun.</i>

<i>Awesome!</i>

<i>Come on. Let's go home.</i>

<i>Come on. Tell him what you saw. Tell him.</i>

<i>Come on.</i>

<i>Destruction of private property. Destruction of public property.</i>

<i>Did you ever see the movie The Sentinel, Mr Peterson?</i>

<i>Get out of the truck! Are you nuts?</i>

<i>Get to know these people like we should have done a month ago.</i>

<i>He thinks the Klopeks are really evil...</i>

<i>He's going back in. If you were gonna say hi, you should probably...</i>

<i>He's gonna go in...</i>

<i>He's this sceptic. He's basically grounded in reality...</i>

<i>Here he comes, right on schedule.</i>

<i>Hey, Carol, see my new golf glove?</i>

<i>Hey, honey, I think we should move.</i>

<i>Hey, keep that mutt off my lawn, will ya?</i>

<i>Hey, Mrs Rumsfield.</i>

<i>Hey, Mrs Rumsfield.</i>

<i>Hey, the pizza dude!</i>

<i>Hey, you guys, look! These cookies are...</i>

<i>Honey, bee stings don't heal if you keep playing with them.</i>

<i>I am your war machine</i>

<i>I can't believe you're still bringing that up.</i>

<i>I can't walk away without you asking where I'm going?</i>

<i>I find my work is rather solitary.</i>

<i>I find painting relaxes me.</i>

<i>I have always wanted to have a neighbour</i>

<i>I know where it's coming from.</i>

<i>I thought that was just me.</i>

<i>I'm going to Paris, France. I'm going to Banff, Canada, all right?</i>

<i>I'm telling you, Officer, there's a body buried in that house.</i>

<i>I'm working for the machine, baby</i>

<i>I'm working for the machine, baby</i>

<i>I've always wanted to live</i>

<i>If he was gonna borrow anything, he'd come over to your place.</i>

<i>If we had gone to the lake, I'd have twice as many of these.</i>

<i>In the McDonald's corporate think tank, executives...</i>

<i>is because they probably weren't burying anybody in the backyard.</i>

<i>It could be a candy bar wrapper. It could be a napkin.</i>

<i>It was impolite of us not to have introduced ourselves sooner.</i>

<i>It's a neighbourly day in this beauty wood</i>

<i>Let me go. I'm all right.</i>

<i>Let's go, Doc.</i>

<i>Listen, I was w...</i>

<i>Looks nice.</i>

<i>Mr Rumsfield, are you okay?</i>

<i>Mr Weingartner! Art!</i>

<i>Nebraskans for 1,000, please.</i>

<i>No problem.</i>

<i>No. I'm thinking of getting one of those electric garage door openers...</i>

<i>Oh, all that moving must be very hard on you, Hans.</i>

<i>Oh, it's Walter's rug.</i>

<i>Oh, Ray Peterson...</i>

<i>Okay, I admit it. They're slightly eccentric.</i>

<i>Okay, the show's started. Check it out.</i>

<i>Peterson.</i>

<i>Please stay behind the barricade.</i>

<i>Please, won't you be my neighbour</i>

<i>Ray, come here.</i>

<i>Ray!</i>

<i>Run to me! Come on!</i>

<i>Run to me! Run to water!</i>

<i>Sardine?</i>

<i>Satan is good. Satan is our pal.</i>

<i>Satan is good. Satan is our pal.</i>

<i>Shut it off! No!</i>

<i>Smoke an occasional cigar... outside.</i>

<i>So let's make the most of this beautiful day</i>

<i>So, what are you gonna do first?</i>

<i>So, what are you gonna do first?</i>

<i>That heat where your underwear sweats and it crawls up the...</i>

<i>That old fart. He's got the best lawn on the block.</i>

<i>That was metal!</i>

<i>That's a possibility, Art.</i>

<i>There are three of them.</i>

<i>They were digging bodies up and they probably buried them in the basement.</i>

<i>This house isn't that big.</i>

<i>Uh, hey!</i>

<i>Walter!</i>

<i>We practically checked this whole truck. They must have switched on us.</i>

<i>Well, I am your love of money</i>

<i>Well...</i>

<i>What the hell was that?</i>

<i>What's that?</i>

<i>Who, besides us, would dig this deep into this kind of sludge?</i>

<i>Why don't we just cut all this polite crap, all right?</i>

<i>Won't you please Won't you please</i>

<i>Would you be mine Could you be mine</i>

<i>Yeah, the guy killed his whole family...</i>

<i>Yes, I am your ghetto scene</i>

<i>Yes, I just can't seem to do anything with my hair.</i>

<i>Yes, I just can't seem to do anything with my hair.</i>

<i>You don't have a stiff. You don't have any evidence.</i>

<i>You got an old guy's wig. Big deal.</i>

<i>You know, this doesn't change a thing.</i>

<i>You want to go down to the deli and get one of those beef sandwiches?</i>