The Simpsons - Season 12 Edit

A " larf'? Okay. Let's see what's in the news today.

A "dreadlocked" dreamboat whose "Birken stock" is on the rise.

A $50 bill?

A beer drinking meanie!

A Bible park without beer? Now I've seen everything!

A body could break his neck.

A can of chocolate frosting"

A Chinese Kmart?

A coconut bagel? Like poison it tastes!

A courthouse full of people, and a popular entertainer...

A custom floor mat the stereo!

A full manager.

A g g g girl!

A gift certificate from JCPenney?

A good son would come through for his dad.

A hamster ball!

A hungry, hungry hippo. Aaah!

A little starch'll fix her right up.

A lot of guys in prison say they're gay, but I don't know. They look strong to me.

A lot of these are Grand Funk Railroad songs!

A lot of whoa

A man of grace and humor.

A mattress? Uh oh.

A new challenger has emerged out of nowhere.

A new Internet watchdog is creating a stir in Springfield.

A paddy wagon is now speeding to your home.

A poacher is born.

A pointy deity.

A poor man.

A poor, delicious buffalo.

A redwood is not a promotional tool.

A restaurant!

A shooting star.

A show about a doll?

A singing rubber fish, of course.

A storm is coming!

A study shows their crumbling economy is due to their lazy attitude and shoddy work.

A sunset.

A superhero with glasses!

A tunnel!

A walk? That's a really good idea.

A walking tour of Springfield.

A wig! But But your pant legs.

A world without Krusty. What would that be like?

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah! Aaah!

Aaah! Get 'em off! Get 'em off!

Aaah! Help! Bad monkey.

Aaah! Ooh! Aaah!

Aaah! Shoo! Shoo!

Aah! Aah! What's going on?

Ably played by Bill Paxton.

Abracathumbra!

Absolutely not!

Absolutely.

Absolutely. Just run the deed to your house through here.

Absolutely. We had stopped in for a quick prayer when Bart, would you call him a crazy man?

According to my uncle...

Ach! It's on double red stripe!

Ach! You want streaks? 'Cause if you interrupt me, that's what you'll get!

Ach. 'Tis a mighty puddle of puke.

Activate Prawn Power!

Actually he was. He waited with me till the ambulance came then ran like a deer.

Actually there are. Five, 10, 15, Uh, can you two share a hook?

Actually, all the toppings were gone.

Actually, it's just ordinary salad dressing.

Actually, Marge, it's the third if you count that farm couple.

Actually, sir, we've been booked into a small theater in New Mexico.

Adults attacking orphans?

Africa looks like a beautiful jewel.

Africa? They're bound to have food there.

Africa.

After a tough day on the set...

After dark I come home and think about chimps until it's time for bed.

After plunging 75 points this morning.

After the tournament, let's go out for a nice family dinner.

Ah Anti polio.

Ah Anti polio.

Ah, a piece a crap.

Ah, ah!

Ah, Disco Stu. Right this way.

Ah, head lice inspection day.

Ah, here comes the waitress.

Ah, I think that's all of them.

Ah, is that all you got? Huh? Huh?

Ah, it's okay. Hey, we got the same hat.

Ah, kettle chips. The perfect side dish...

Ah, nice to see ya. Hey, how about that Bloodzilla?

Ah, nothing like a meal in a fine restaurant.

Ah, now, be nice, Moe. This guy just got outta the hospital.

Ah, sorry. Let me buy you a drink.

Ah, Springfield gets the lamest balloons.

Ah, sure.

Ah, that was uproarious. First rate job, monkey.

Ah, the catwalk. A perfect vantage point...

Ah, the doctor said I could take this patch off five minutes a day.

Ah, the Luftwaffe The Washington Generals of the History Channel.

Ah, there's a burst of flavor.

Ah, what can you do? Sex sells.

Ah, yeah, Clancy.

Ah, yes, how is your day care center doing?

Ah, yes. Garl dack!

Ah, yes. Ghastly business, that.

Ah, you are so full of it!

Ah, you get a few side effects.

Ah, you won't regret it, my good man.

Ah! A candy shop.

Ah! Ah!

Ah! Lisa's bike

Ah! Lousy Isotopes. They're a disgrace to baseball.

Ah! Mmm.

Ah! Ooh! Ah!

Ah! What a waste.

Ah! What is wrong with you?

Ah! Yeah!

Ah. Everything's so green and alive.

Ah. Now for a little powder blue.

Ah. Oh, the scraping seems wrong...

Aha!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh.

Ahoy hoy, St. Nick.

Ahoy hoy!

Ajoke, an opinion, an idea.

Albinos virtually invisible.

Albuquerque!

Alcohol and night swimming. It's a winning combination.

Alien Autopsy. Illegal Alien Autopsy.

All for Silas. All for Silas.

All great art is controversial at first.

All I need is some courage. Courage, I tell ya.

All Mom ever said was my father was some pathetic clown.

All my love has come back in trophy form.

All named Morton

All of that is you.

All of which he'll be tested for after the race.

All right then. Guilty!

All right, all right. You guys can have Serena.

All right, come on. You're history.

All right, cow boy.

All right, does anyone have a question for our panel...

All right, enough chitchat. Let's see how you like flaming garbage!

All right, Fatty. Out of the pipe!

All right, I'll take the couch, and you can have my room.

All right, I'll tell you a secret.

All right, Jack. You're hired.

All right, let's welcome this evening's entertainment.

All right, look, we gotta do something about Bunyan.

All right, now here's the 411. I'm a record producer, see?

All right, Posse, that's our target.

All right, prank monkey. Let's make mischief.

All right, Skinner, I want you to block out Carl.

All right, so I snapped.

All right, this is a raid.

All right, whatever.

All right!

All right! A care bucket.

All right! I got another one.

All right! Oh!

All right.

All right. "Open stuck drawer."

All right. All right.

All right. But this better be the best toilet paper I've ever had.

All right. But your next story...

All right. First item. I lost our life savings in the stock market.

All right. I hear the mayor's arriving for the ribbon cutting.

All right. Lights out.

All right. Listen. I am sick of your jokes about the wardrobe!

All right. Root beer, bananas and toilet paper.

All right. Tell me when I hit the sweet spot.

All right. That's it.

All right. You're the boss man, ain't ya?

All righty.

All righty.

All that's left is the singing.

All those tasty memories flooding back.

All we can do is play our very best.

All we're saying is be dangerous, but warm.

All you do is change "Jesus" to "baby."

Alley oop.

Almost done. Just lay still.

Also note the price, $25.

Also, sir, your Loudmouth Leopard is a rip off ofJackie Gleason.

Although I do like the occasional beer.

Although it's less painful than reading him. Am I right, folks?

Always a delight.

Always do!

Am I glad to see you guys. You gotta call

Amen.

An "A" in astronomy. How'd you do it?

An aircraft carrier? Oh, that's subtle.

An award ceremony erupted in kidnapping tonight...

An opossum capering around like that would be a smash hit.

And

And "monument" to tombstone.

And a couple of these babies.

And a party size bucket of flan.

And a sewage nightmare that threatens to consume us all.

And after all, that is why we're here.

And as usual, weJoe Twelve Packs get the royal screw job!

And as you can see, the unique dents in my invention...

And away I go! It's frightening.

And cartoon character Band Aids, forget about it.

And close with a Matrix.

And Clutzy Cat sounds exactly likeJerry Lewis...

And coloring Easter eggs.

And cut.

And did you hear about Krusty? Whoo, man!

And Dodi. Because these days, princesses

And don't you ever Oh, wait. I'm Number Five.

And dumped all the beer in the river.

And dumped the body on a golf course.

And edgy cute.

And even in the animal kingdom.

And everybody headed west for a slice.

And face it, you're no prize either.

And farted at the ballplayers?

And fast!

And finally, an exciting announcement...

And finally, Bart Simpson should immediately proceed unescorted...

And for the lady, a Long Island Iced Tea.

And furthermore

And get them to say something incriminating on this tape.

And give it a pranking it will never forget.

And grab yourself right there. Now let's go and flirt.

And Harry Potter and all his wizard friends...

And he gambles like crazy.

And he said if we went to the cops, he'd come back for Maggie.

And her family changed theirs to Bufflekill.

And here comes out of work actor Ranier Wolfcastle.

And here's that question asking guy, Virgil Sinclair!

And here's the float everyone's been waiting for.

And his fondness for the guitar.

And his size seems to be really inconsistent.

And his smell is distracting the center fielder.

And his stuff scares the hell out of me.

And how about that Stephanie the weather girl?

And I accidentally proved there's no God.

And I answer to no one.

And I expect you to live up to them.

And I gave that man directions even though I didn't know the way...

And I got boat payments.

And I have the bindles to prove it.

And I implore you to move your concert to our town.

And I invented the bottomless peanut bag.

And I love your sensible ponytail.

And I never saw Gallagher again.

And I think she just said yes.

And I think that's a stagehand.

And I think this is one of those.

And I think your "octo parrot" would agree.

And I was a lot happier before I knew Dame Edna was a man. A lot happier.

And I was wondering if I could use your

And I will stop.

And I won 50 bucks.

And I would give anything to see her sweet face again.

And I'd like an hour on the holodeck with Seven of Nine.

And I'd like to thank Low Ball Construction for building this amazing wall...

And I'll have the beef Wellington.

And I'm gonna get a piece of the action!

And I'm not gonna forget what I saw here today.

And I'm stuck with this useless 252.

And I'm the mack daddy behind such groups as...

And I'm, like, "Not even."

And I've My share of aooga!

And I've got a rally for Take Back the Afternoon.

And I've got the perfect solution.

And I've got to share that gift with the world.

And if it were up to me, you wouldn't die at all.

And if my banker's watching...

And if you find one you like, you can pay the membership fee and enroll.

And in 1984, Portugal's Carlos Lopez...

And is that burning literature I smell?

And it goes something like this.

And it sounds like he has big news!

And it sounds like he has big news!

And it sounds like he has big news!

And it's a classic. We just want you to open it up.

And it's bad news for the gophers.

And it's important to feel good about yourself.

And it's open season on savings at Springfield Menswear, which is closed.

And Moe's is the friendliest place in the rum district.

And more of a brushing stroke.

And Mother Teresa Junior.

And my job is so unfulfilling!

And my kids have game things as well.

And my shoes made of the flubber!

And my wife has a game leg.

And nothing will bring her back.

And now

And now a special treat.

And now I present Puma Pride by a college educated artist

And now I'm off to expose more secret conspiracies and

And now the Estrogen Network presents Afternoon Yak.

And now there's more nico glycerol.

And now we'll dial our big winner at random.

And now, are you adequately prepared to rock?

And now, are you adequately prepared to rock?

And now, Branford Marsalis will play...

And now, retiring for the fifth and final time...

And now, taking over for Hungry Hungry Homer...

And now, taking over for Hungry Hungry Homer...

And now, the grand finale. "Get Lisa's jammed tape out of VCR."

And of course, Freon so cold it burns me.

And on my free African safari, I wanna do everything on this box.

And only this old sea dog knows how to stop the Arr!

And overlaid on that is a club sandwich of pain.

And pour cocktail onions

And race them... anymore.

And ride in a convertible with two happy zebras.

And roll commercial.

And send it straight to the Nuclear Regulatory Commission.

And she told me her fondest wish was that this forest would become...

And she's in our key demo! Sorry about that, kid. Need a ride?

And so do Catwoman and Agent 99.

And so, as, uh, heavyweight champion...

And some coffee.

And some extra strength opium.

And Stabby Oh's are part of this nutritious breakfast.

And stay out!

And thank you for assuming we're hip.

And thanks to that little girl...

And that key he tied to the end of a kite?

And that was Tom and Huck's last adventure.

And that's a sacred bond.

And that's how Paul Bunyan started the great Chicago fire.

And that's just not true.

And that's the truth.

And the nominees are...

And the paying of attention.

And the sail is made of scabs and dynamite.

And the Smurfs They suck!

And the two weeks we all spent at area code camp.

And the Unattractive Waitresses of America.

And the winner is... Principal Skinner!

And then a wave of disease should help to

And then he'll learn the fine art of police brutality.

And then I created the voice of Yellow bellied Yak.

And then I lied to you all.

And there is an optional "weeping widow" service.

And there's enough for everyone.

And there's only one way to find out.

And these musical garment bags aren't bad either.

And this book can keep us one step ahead.

And this candy is subpar.

And this lead apron will keep me safe downstairs.

And this one to the... loins!

And this pickle you're offering only sweetens the deal.

And traffic's all backed up due to a mattress on the freeway.

And very sad.

And we don't know "Pac Man Fever."

And we'll go for the biggest honey pot of'em all!

And we're always finishing each other's insults.

And we're not leaving till we rescue every animal here.

And wear frilly shirts like Keith Partridge.

And weren't you once in a loony bin?

And what are you pathetic slobs going to do about it?

And what the hell good are you? Beat it, you hippie!

And where are the city's snowplows?

And whether you love or hate her politics...

And while we speak in a well educated manner...

And while you're at it, throw in one of those polio shots.

And who's selling the uranium to the terrorists?

And whoever does will have a place in my heart.

And with 500 yards to go...

And you Start over. I want everything in one bag.

And you are banned for life from all of my performances and TV specials!

And you can't believe the foul language in that place.

And you know something? I've never had such a great audience.

And you know what I can't open? Cabinets.

And you like the same one I like...

And you stalled for 20 minutes.

And you stood in their way.

And you won't even know you're doing it.

And you're about the right build for a little fella they call Kriss Kringle.

And you're not getting any younger.

And you're pushing me around like a Playskool corn popper.

And you're stealing patients from me and Dr. Steffi.

And, kids, you're gonna miss the school bus.

And, uh

And, uh, since Abe's already standing here, what the heck.

Animation is so great. It's way better than...

Another wall! I just Whoo hoo! Third wind.

Anti chafing nipple tape, check, check, and check.

Ants are crawling in my mouth, and I don't care.

Any religion that embraces carob is, uh, not for Carl Carlson.

Anyhoo, the key to fathering is don't overthink, because overthinking is, um

Anyhoo, the whole nightmare's really made us sleepy.

Anyhow, those rats will come crawling back.

Anything at all. You name it. What do you want to do?

Anything else. And for the first time in my life, education was the answer.

Anything for these noble animals.

Anything to get out of work.

Anyway, how'd you finally find me?

Anyway, it all started when I was

Anyway, thanks again.

Anyway, this film crew will shoot some behind the scenes footage of your amazing work.

Apparently they have two different area codes.

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Apple schnapps, apple martinis...

Apple wine, apple whiskey...

Are just gonna make you cut your hair, turn down your music...

Are the Brotherhood of Fruit Packers and Unpackers...

Are the wildest thrill rides of all.

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet?

Are you accusing my husband of misleading you? Good gracious!

Are you all right?

Are you crazy? I'm not gonna be a surrogate mother.

Are you crazy? My bones are half dust.

Are you kidding? There's Funky Winkerbean!

Are you mad, Frink? Put down that science pole!

Are you nuts?

Are you ready to tear it up?

Are you sick of ordinary shaped amusement parks?

Are you stupider than a monkey?

Are you sure someone hasn't been bitten by the jealousy bug?

Are you sure the space phone is working?

Are you sure you understand the risks of stock ownership?

Are you sure you want me to be your doubles partner?

Are you sure you want to do this, Ned?

Aren't there any evil movies on? Maybe something about an evil island?

Arnie, Arnie, how are the children?

Arnie, please leave this to the police.

Arnie, please leave this to the police.

Arr! It begins. The dolphins are upon us.

Arrest me? Um, my address...

As alleged good guy Homer Simpson absconded with several children...

As expected, New Springfield's bold experiment in slob rule is a disaster.

As far as I know.

As far as your family knows, Homer Simpson is walking in the front door...

As for the workmanship on the hand, it Oh.

As French Canadians, they don't believe in refunds...

As our own Chimpendale's dancer...

As soon as somebody lets me out of here.

As the circulation returns...

As you know, I've been writing a musical about the Malibu Stacy doll.

Ashamed?

Ashes to ashes. Turn, turn, turn.

At age 38.

At least it wasn't my fault.

At least take off your Pulitzer Prize when you say that.

At least wait till I'm through talking.

At least, let me comb me hair. It's all wild and bushy.

At Springfield's historic Yahoo Search Engine Arena!

At the 1936 Berlin Games, Jesse Owens humiliates Adolph Hitler...

Attempted murder?

Attention, passengers.

Attention, runners. On your mark, get set...

Attention. The French Club picnic has been canceled.

Attention. The school is now under kid control.

Aw, aren't they sweet?

Aw, catfish.

Aw, come on, guys. We've only got a few minutes. Uh oh.

Aw, come on. There's lots of ways to pass the time.

Aw, darn. Looks like we'll have to stay home today.

Aw, donkey butter!

Aw, geez. How come they never call traveling anymore?

Aw, geez. I came on too strong again.

Aw, I'm gonna give your liver such a punchin'!

Aw, it's not so bad.

Aw, Jesse, they locked you up again.

Aw, man.

Aw, man. We could've been on the cover of Mad.

Aw, nuts.

Aw, stupid ice!

Aw, thank you, sweetheart.

Aw, that's my girl.

Aw, this quiz show crap is just a fad.

Aw, what a beautiful frame.

Aw, what do you want?

Aw, you guys are the greatest friends a giant doofus could have.

Aw, you're sweet.

Aw.

Aw.

Aww!

Aww.

Aww.

Aww. Did you make 'em yourself?

Aye. Willie's a stinkin' liar.

Babies of Springfield, we need your help.

Baby accidents occur every three minutes.

Baby made a boom boom.

Back around 1840...

Back in 'Nam, I could command respect.

Back then you couldn't say "pants" on TV.

Back to normal.

Bad dog.

Bad grammar overload!

Badger, my ass. It's probably Milhouse.

Bagel, cruller and bear claw in the city

Bart was so cool.

Bart, do you know how many trees died to make those menus?

Bart, go to the top of that hill and see if you can spot our hotel.

Bart, I want you to meet and greet the other members of the Party Posse.

Bart, if there's one thing I'm good at...

Bart, it's so sweet of you to take the family out to Krusty Burger.

Bart, my chains.

Bart, Sideshow Bob says he'll be seeing you real soon.

Bart!

Bart!

Bart.

Bart.

Bart's a rebel. And that's what I need for my new band, the Party Posse.

Bart's digging us out!

Bart's doing fine. You just have another beer.

Bart's got a girlfriend.

Bart's got a problem.

Baseball hats everywhere!

Be a shame if it was...

Beat it.

Because if you buy that machine, that's all you're gonna have, is an expensive paperweight.

Because if you buy that machine, that's all you're gonna have, is an expensive paperweight.

Because if you were, I'd have to ask you to leave the store.

Because of you, we're all takin' golden showers!

Because that button is broken.

Because we all have a crayon up our nose.

Because when all is said and done "Prison rodeo...

Because when you look at it rationally

Because you don't know what Cesar Chavez looks like.

Because you know something.

Becomes the oldest Olympic marathon winner ever...

Beer, yes! How did you know? Hmm? Ahh.

Being a brain has alienated me from all my friends.

Being eaten by a crocodile...

Being smart made me appreciate how amazing you really are."

Belongs on a boardwalk doing caricatures, not behind bars.

Best hand of my life and I can't even

Better be worth it.

Better. I was working on a flat tax proposal...

Biclops? Who's his girlfriend, Lois Lame?

Big phony!

Bingo!

Birds won't even use them in their nests.

Block the smell receptors, rendering the bully harmless.

Bob Beamon shatters the world long jump record.

Bob Dylan wrote a song to keep him in prison.

Bob Dylan wrote songs. Cesar Chavez staged hunger strikes.

Bob!

Boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy.

Bonbon, eh, Moe? Is that your ultimate response?

Boo!

Boo! You rot!

Book writing, what a scam, huh?

Boring.

Bottle rockets, frog launchers, Weeping Mamas.

Boy, dumping your kids in the forest sure gets your hands dusty.

Boy, fatherhood is one tough gig. I don't get how other guys do it.

Boy, I am so sick of everyone assuming I'm good at basketball because I'm African American!

Boy, talk about irony.

Boy, that salt really ate through the car.

Boy, that story had everything.

Boy, this sure was one crazy day.

Boy, you weren't kidding. Your profit margins are razor thin!

Brave sir knight! I pray you, climb up and rescue me!

Bravo, Number Five.

Breakfast!

Breakfast!

Breakfast!

Breakfast?

Breath... short.

Bring me my ranch dressing hose!

Bring me two of every animal.

Bug spray.

Bullies breaking bread with nerds.

Burn, burn, burn! Burn, burn, burn!

Business stuff. Uh, downsizing...

But all I want to do right now is hit the adjustable sack with a good juice box.

But at least Bart and Homer are spending quality time together.

But at least I saved you from a public spoofing.

But at least we're friends again.

But Bart has inner beauty, like you'd find in a rodent.

But before I go, I'm gonna give you a little souvenir of my own!

But before I sweep up my last spotlight...

But before Lisa died, she made this tape that I think you should hear.

But between you, me and my golf clubs, they're miracle workers.

But didn't ya just say

But Doctor Screwlittle sounded like a delightful romp.

But first, who wants to give me a sponge bath? I'm filthy.

But get five bags in case we eat four on the way home.

But God conned me out of 6,500 bucks in car repairs.

But he But you can't

But he seems to be hurling some sort of candy treats, Leeza.

But he wasn't so polite to the guy he shot.

But he'll never know!

But her psychological credentials are highly suspect.

But Homer Simpson doesn't give into temptation that easily.

But how will I remember all those numbers?"

But I am a bit troubled by your constant attempts to murder people.

But I assure you, the police do not take prisoners out of their cells...

But I can still see your movies, right?

But I cannot help you.

But I cannot streak that much hair.

But I did not burn Skinner's car.

But I do feel bad about the starving children.

But I don't know anything At least I don't think I do.

But I find when I can't keep the unhappy thoughts from swirling in my brain...

But I have finger insurance!

But I just realized I don't know the first thing about 'em.

But I love the swing.

But I mistreated him and drove him to a life of crime.

But I must say it's "good as Gould."

But I sure don't wanna eat this crappy breakfast

But I sure don't wanna eat this crappy breakfast.

But I think the kids will follow it to Tuesday.

But I want to watch Brett Favre!

But I was hoping maybe we could do some stuff together, like go to the beach and junk.

But I wish you hadn't sawed off my roof.

But I wouldn't trade it for anything.

But I'd lose all my business to Frodo's of Shelbyville!

But I'll just draw bunny faces on them to scare Maggie away.

But I'm getting a thousand hits an hour with grade "A" bull plop.

But I'm just a simple TV legend. Here, have a key chain.

But I'm not complaining, 'cause I work for a sweet, sweet boss.

But I've got to stop this before it goes too far.

But I've had thousands of head X rays.

But I've seen this warden turn down brownies honest to goodness brownies!

But if I let this creep out, would you like him skulking around your neighborhood?

But if you just let me even out the back

But if you're here, who's that on the float?

But in death, she will do more for our cause than she ever could have done in life.

But it feels so right.

But it might have happened when I was six.

But it might work.

But it seems to me that everyone who got to keep the old...

But it was the perfect place to shoot him.

But it wasn't clouds and angels playing harps...

But it will take plenty of time and rehab before you can go back to work.

But it's a local call.

But it's so much money.

But it's still irresponsible to present rumors as facts.

But just to play it safe

But Mommy wanted it.

But my family won't rest until they find my drug bloated corpse!

But not when I'm telling the truth!

But now these jerks have sucked all the fun out.

But of course! I will save thousands! Thank you!

But one collapse, and presto you've got a snow casket.

But only one will win the grand prize:

But Santa can't be evil.

But seeing as we're close to the usual dismissal time

But she's not around!

But Skinner got shot. Aah!

But thanks to Stabby Oh's, most of me is still in bed.

But that's just under $900.

But the Lord will forgive me if it helps you get a second chance.

But the nine has less to do with Satan, which is a plus in this religious world of ours

But the nominees in our next category

But the prison cafeteria would only give me sauerkraut.

But the real winners here are Marge's hors d'oeuvres.

But there can only be one winner...

But there'll always be a place for the practical special effects wizard.

But there's a simple and highly satisfying explanation. You see

But there's only one thing I'm ashamed of.

But these fairy tales take me away from the harsh reality of peasant life.

But they just can't get enough of me.

But they're out there every day protecting us from Godzilla.

But this is kind of fun. Whoop.

But this is the house that love built.

But this time, I cannot fail.

But those Olde Springfield squares..

But to build an amusement park, you need lots of money and manpower and turnstiles.

But today we're doing something I like.

But tonight I will taste...

But try telling that to "Killy McGee" up there.

But try to use less of a stabbing action...

But we can't find a renewable source of food?

But we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring!

But we do know for sure that God prefers people who travel in style.

But we have a handshake agreement with a concert promoter...

But we must have it. It is the lifeblood of the industry.

But we promised the desk clerk we'd be good

But we'll have the last laugh on thoseJohnny come not lies.

But we'll need some liquid persuasion.

But we'll reduce the sentence if you put your pants on... fast!

But what about the guy who took my car?

But what should I do with all this dirty, ill gotten money?

But when I can save your life, suddenly I'm Mr. Popular.

But where did it come from?

But while Homer Simpson has made our babies safe...

But why do the brawny prey on the brainy?

But why?

But wouldn't that make us con artists?

But years from now, people will point to these cuddly little creatures and say...

But you can't silence Homer Simpson!

But you don't have to worry about the bill.

But you have recruiting ads on TV.

But you know what happens to bad little "fishies" who wriggle through the net.

But you made it out of ham cubes.

But you promised to take me to the Apron Expo today.

But you seemed so happy in the ocean. All that playful leaping

But you talked in that real sly voice.

But you're proving quite the caterpillar in our buttermilk.

But you've kept intact my Cal Ripken like streak of school "openage."

But, Gravey

But, hey, Saint Peter, you just said, like, you was full.

But, Husband, without your weekly pittance, how shall we feed our children?

But, um, I think I'm gonna play it safe and stick with what I got.

By all friendly nations to calibrate their missiles.

By my reckoning, they're in the scurvy depths of New Springfield.

By outracing his zeppelin.

By the new Gamestation 256.

By the way, all this barging into rooms marked "private" must have made you thirsty.

By the way, what kind of blood is this?

Call me mint jelly, 'cause I'm on the lam! Ahh!

Call professors by first name. Hah!

Calm down, Pa. There's two left.

Calm down! Don't make me put a dog heart in there.

Can anybody hear me?

Can he say that?

Can I embarrass this guy for a moment?

Can I have a swirl of chocolate and vanilla?

Can I help you?

Can I see the 50, Bart? Can I? Huh?

Can I sit in the car?

Can Mr. Simpson watch us every day?

Can the chitchat, Milhouse. We've got just the song you need to defuse this whack attack.

Can you believe it, Bart? We're actually running a comic book store.

Can you believe it, Kodos? They left us out of the Halloween show!

Can you believe it?

Can you believe that?

Can you drive me to Shelbyville Hospital?

Can you look even more pathetic?

Can you play something a little less unnerving?

Can you take me to school, please?

Can't give up. Must continue fighting evil corporation.

Can't go on describing symptoms much longer.

Can't let this little doozy get out.

Can't... take... the pain. Ow!

Canceled.

Care to try a sample from my new cookbook

Careful, I'm frail.

Carjacker Willie, I sentence you to 10 years in prison!

Carjacking? Who said anything about a carjacking?

Cartoons don't have to make sense.

Casual?

Catch the fever, Skinner!

Catchy song, all right. You really wrote it?