The Simpsons - Season 11 Edit

A 14 year old boy who roamed America founding newspapers.

A Actually, Homer, you and I worship the same god, so

A bat. Now, that's a new one.

A dog can't type. [ Mutters ] Unfortunately.

A drug? I know Bart can be rambunctious...

A feisty Supreme Court justice, who's searching for his birth mother...

A field goal? Hmm, 1 9, 20, 21

A gang. That's the answer.

A giant rat.

A groin grabbingly good team.

A guy could do great things with a gadget like that.

A little on the nose, don't you think?

A loving family and a home in the suburbs.

A man innocently changes his oil when...

A man who brings laughter and joy...

A man who holds the current record for least amount of faces, with none!

A man who's not afraid to cry.

A mechanical dressing delay. Watch this, Marge.

A minivan! Oh, boy, you celebrities sure know how to live,

A new life. A second chance... for revenge.

A new persona.

A perfect place to meet a lady.

A plane! Stop! Get me off this stinkin' rock!

A remake of the Jimmy Stewart classic Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.

A satellite? What do we do? What do we do?

A school play!

A shred of what?. Sorry. I was counting the cocktail radishes.

A smile on his lips and a song in his heart. Promote him.

A two ton car comes crashing down!

A woman like that only comes along every couple of miles.

A.D.D. makes children restless and easily distracted.

A.k.a. Hong Kong.

A&M is gonna kick your ivy covered butts.

Aa aah! Aah! My mouth! I, eh

Aa aahh ohh! Oof!.

Aah! I chopp a you good!

Absolutely. I want you and your pals to go away to Camp David...

Absolutely. If you watch even one second of PBS and don't contribute...

Absolutely. This is our big chance.

According to our bylaws, we gotta stompyou.

According to polls. Americans have emphatically said ''smell ya later''...

According to Redbook magazine, what is the speed of light?.

According to the map, this house is owned by the dog from Frasier.

According to this, you're both idiots.

Actually, he's Homer Simpson. That's Bart. I'm Lisa.

Actually, I took the picture, so I gave my prize to the orphanage.

Actually, I was in the mood for some frittatas.

Actually, that was Becky too.

Actually, that was befrore I went in the ocean.

Actually, you could just tie them at the ends. That way the elastic doesn't wear out.

Addictive, eh?

Addresses, credit ratings, what size baseball hat they wear.

Addresses, credit ratings, what size baseball hat they wear.

Afraid not. Now years ago...

Afraid so. But hey, the grub's pretty good, huh?. [ Chuckles ]

After "I wanted to be a dancer, but "?.

After all [ Chuckles ] we don't want to go to hell.

After judging a Miss Hawaiian tropic beauty contest...

After pie.

After the show, Meryl Streep spit on me

After the state fair fiasco, none of the family were speaking to each other.

After we trusted you! [ Grunting ]

Afternoon, folks. I got a new assignment for you.

Ah, actually, I'd say you're having a severe psychotic episode.

Ah, anyway, happy b day, pumpkin.

Ah, don't do this to yourself, Mel, The guy's obviously a nut,

Ah, don't mind if I do.

Ah, for the love of Jeff.

Ah, it's probably me. I'm about as exciting as a baked potato.

Ah, Love Story. The little picture that could.

Ah, Maggie wants a balloon.

Ah, now this is a happy family.

Ah, this split you sold me is makin' me choke.

Ah, trash night. In France they call it ''la nuit de poubelle. ''

Ah, we're so lucky to have this untouched piece of paradise so close to Springfield.

Ah, yes! Death by chocolate.

Ah, you know what?. Cram some shrimp in too.

Ah, you two were great tonight. You didn't bite me or anything.

Ah, you're right. I just gotta work through the grief.

Ah!

Ah! Oh. Am I really that ugly?

Ah! Wow, Dad! This is the juiciest watermelon I ever tasted.

Ah. come on. come on. There's gotta be a winner on this floor somewhere.

Ah. Hi there, little fella.

Ah. man! That horse don't take no guff from nobody.

Ah. Safe in the core. And now

Aha ha! Prepare to die!

Aha! Not even Xena is a match for...

Ahh, it's good to be home.

Ahh! Please, Bart. You've gotta use your powers. I'm beggin' ya.

Ahh.

Ahh.

Aisle six? [ Groans ]

All a lie. What woman would marry us? We're freaks.

All expenses paid, full medical, dental, tutors, the works?

All I do is talk for two hours, I don't shoot anybody,

All I know is I'm finally getting the support I need.

All I know is my testicles won't fit in my underwear.

All I'm saying is don't get too comfortable. Mr. Burns will be back tomorrow.

All in favor, say "Die,"

All is bright Rou

All it takes is the right cleanser and a little elbow grease.

All right

All right now, don't panic. It's possible the giant vegetables are invisible.

All right, all right, I'm sorry,

All right, bartenders, toss your drunks.

All right, class, who would like to read ''The Daffodils'' by Wordsworth?

All right, class. Today we'll be sitting quietly in the dark...

All right, Collector. Stick this in your tweezers. I'm not Xena!

All right, girls, tops off. It's showtime!

All right, guys, one, two, three.

All right, I'll go. You don't have to be a jerk about it.

All right, I'm comin'.

All right, now age the picture five years. That's him.

All right, people, we've all seen the dogs now, so [ Gasps ]

All right, people. If you're not in a diaper, get off my stage.

All right, Satans! We roll out at dawn.

All right, smart guy. Where's the fire?.

All right, world.

All right! Food!

All right! Scud the school, dude!

All right! Silly String!

All right! Time for some underage gambling. So long. sucker!

All right! We got our first gig!

All right. Geez.

All right. I'd like to sign my daughter up for lessons, Vicki.

All right. I'll do it for you.

All right. Let's see what the old girl can do.

All right. show's over. folks.

All right. Sorry.

All right. Stop it! Oh, this bit's dying.

All right. We'll give it a shot.

All right. Which one of you suits ran over my moped?

All right. Which one of you suits ran over my moped?

All right. You listen to me, Quan.

All righty. [ Dance ]

All that counts is we're alive and rubbing elbows with the greats.

All the naked women are on that island.

All they ever do is usurp your family and then kill you.

All they ever do is usurp your family and then kill you.

All those other horses will be shaking in their horse dealies.

All we have to do is endure two hours of blinding pain.

All you did was yak, yak, yak, You didn't even shoot anybody," Damn! I knew it,

All you have to do is show him doing this

All your favorite stars have used drugs.

Allegra Hamilton as Sister Bernadette and Roxie Monoxide.

Allen Gaines Burgers

Alls I know is I'm gettin' straight A's, and that ain't not bad.

Also with me tonight are the dynamic duo, William Milo and Robin Hannah,,,

Although he thinks one or two might just be going along with the crowd.

Although someone else's name is on it.

Although they seem strange to us. we must respect the ways of the Indian.

Although you do seem to have swallowed a number of shark eggs.

Am I boring you, Bart?

Amen.

Amy said there are lots of religions. Which is the right one?

An anonymous tipster alerted Uncle Sam...

An overdue tribute to halftime itself.

And Oh, heck.

And 11 with Robert Urich.

And a kid was wearing a Bart Simpson T shirt.

And a solemn, dignified Ramadan.

And after all the bad things I said about you.

And agreed to fund the school with some money he found in his tuxedo pants.

And all I ask is that you let the local folks share a little glimpse of your blessing

And am interested in purchasing one of your electronic autos,

And another thing, you have to stop calling me that.

And another time, I accidentally stepped in Mr. Wilson's flower bed.

And as Dr. Tad Winslow, Moe Szyslak.

And as those lumbering ships of the gridiron sail off into our memories...

And as we strive for the desegregation of all death sports...

And at the end you repeat the words ''Screw Flanders''...

And at the same time, tell you what there is to eat.

And being in the public eye didn't mess me up one bit.

And castles made of sand

And change the movie based on your suggestions, Any, uh, questions?,

And Clive Dancer is just waiting for me to slip up.

And company's coming

And cost him the use of his pants.

And creating a sensation overseas.

And Daddy will take a hand stamp so he can get back in.

And don't skimp on the doodlemunch.

And don't worry. All the laundry and dirty dishes will be there when you get back.

And feel free to root around in the one nighter bin.

And for those who face nature unafraid...

And freeze.

And furthermore

And gently remind them of America's past generosity?

And he comes home every night with other people's blood on his shirt.

And he fought for them once, For the only reason any man ever does

And I could've, 'cause I'm a big guy, and I'm good with knots.

And I demand to know what's going on here,

And I didn't tap all those Morse code messages to the Allies...

And I don't entirely trust these cowboys.

And I feel terrible about hurting you.

And I had to do it without tappa tappa tappa.

And I looked so good on that bike. [ Sneers ]

And I may not go to church tomorrow.

And I owe it all to a little glove slap.

And I owe it all to... spring break! Whoo!

And I think we know a little something about the movie business,

And I Tomacco?

And I tried to scratch and the fork got stuck in there.

And I want a bike, and a monkey, and a friend for the monkey

And I want a non gay explanation!

And I want Funzo's Dream Fortress...

And I'll go skinny dipping in that lake...

And I'm all man, in case you heard otherwise.

And I'm directing the "making of" video.

And I'm going to give you all of Maude's frequent Squishy points.

And I'm gonna stay right here and fight for this lost cause,

And I'm here every week, rain or shine.

And I'm here to add you to my collection!

And I'm really worried, Chief. There's no telling what he might do.

And I've been looking for you too, pal,

And I've gotta de meat Lisa's bologna.

And I've worked ever so hard.

And ice cream cake which reminds us...

And if anyone asks you, just say that you are not dead.

And if you look to your left...

And if you pick up some semolina, I can make couscous for Lisa.

And if you're one of the millions who enjoys his adventures

And in 1935, our honoree took a bullet for Huey Long.

And into the obituaries.

And introduced the toothbrush to our fair city.

And it was fine for the 1 930s,

And it's all thanks to one generous caller who didn't leave his name.

And it's all your fault!

And it's all your fault.

And it's not easy for me to say that,

And it's only good in Rhode Island, and it's signed by you.

And it's still got a roll of film in it.

And Jack Valenti thinking you can have any woman you want,

And just a few stars down from the Cheerios honeybee.

And just have fun at the state fair.

And lo, what a wondrous message it is.

And look how big she's gotten!

And made sweet love to your pool table, which I then befouled.

And Mark McGwire gave you an autographed bat.

And may God help you if that thing carried the Spice Channel!

And me being banned from the church and all...

And Midnight Basketball taught them to function without sleep.

And my father too

And no one can take that away from [ Shrieks ]

And now it's time for you to gracefully step aside.

And now it's time to get back to what matters the show.

And Now it's time to go back to Do shut up

And now Ned's best friend will say a few words.

And now the future looks brighter than ever for this northern Kentucky family

And now the future looks brighter than ever for this northern Kentucky family

And now we will cut you loose.

And now, I must choose a beautiful partner for the big dance contest.

And now, Springfield's oldest citizen he is, like, totally venerable

And now, the good people at Fan demonium, as part of a generous settlement...

And now, the local lug who fills your mug with the drug you chug

And now, to present the award for Most Violent Rap Group, Homer Simpson.

And now, to take your official calendar portrait...

And on that rib place! I never knew everything was so good!

And only then do we find out that Professor Galloway's half sister...

And other spreadable things

And paint and shellac. It's all itemized in this bill.

And Patrick Ewing as the genie.

And people will suspect the dog,

And poison. I'll stick in some poison.

And poor Ned didn't get a chance to say good bye.

And refreshingly addictive. Mmm, mmm!

And remember, the best stuff is usually deep in the garbage juice.

And ridiculed away most of their beliefs.

And seats with beverage holders,

And Simpson Gin wetting whistles worldwide, the money was pouring in.

And Simpsons Christmas Boogie went mega platinum and swept the Grammys.

And six drafts later, I had myself a party.

And somebody wanted to get rid of it in April.

And sparkling clear mountain what?

And spend the rest of your days in a tropical paradise.

And still be a good single father?.

And stop kicking me there!

And thanks for not recoiling in horror.

And thanks to you, Funzo is the first doll designed by children..

And that gives you a final score of... 295.

And that's my cue to exit.

And that's my cue to exit.

And that's the end of that chapter.

And that's the end ofthat tale.

And that's the end ofthat tale.

And that's the news.

And that's when you realized you were an alcoholic?

And that's why our final award honors a man..

And the bed never needs to be made. Check it out.

And the bread was really

And The Cosby MysteriesI That show had limitless possibilities!

And the critics loved it too. I remember Vincent Canby said

And the expense forced Homer to work at the Kwik E Mart with hilarious consequences.

And the first step is an eye catching resume.

And the gentleman? Ow! Damn it!

And the kung fu fighting. [ Gibberish ]

And the next 20 callers will get this album of museum noises.

And the next morning you find me impaled on a weather vane?

And the outpouring of support has been so lucrative.

And the potatoes were very ''Grrrrr!''

And the Radio Entertainment Network let's go.

And the Springfield University Nittany Tide.

And the Sunday comic strip.

And the Sunday comic strip.

And the Van Houtens were enjoying a storybook marriage.

And the view is... beautiful...

And the way we always knew what football coaches should've done.

And the winner is...

And the winner, Moe Szyslak!

And then afterwards [ Whispering Continues ]

And then I called the queen of England and asked her how it was going'.

And then I learned the true meaning of winter.

And then I'd marry you

And then our guest speaker was Phil from Marketing.

And then you're going straight to juvie!

And then, as day broke..

And there's nobody guarding it! Let's go.

And there's some footage of Maggie being born that I couldn't get rid of.

And there's something you should know

And there's that awful script from The Cable Guy.

And there's the cane from Citizen Kane!

And these are gummyworms. Gummy!

And these beanbag chairs look so comfortable. [ Sighs ]

And these, uh, seven presents I bring.

And they practically raise themselves, what with the Internet and all.

And they ran away like schoolgirls with their tails between their legs.

And they ran away like schoolgirls with their tails between their legs.

And this cute little cuddle bug is pancreatic cancer. [ Laughs ]

And this is our comic strip department.

And this riptide is certainly nothing Daddy can't struggle against.

And this tomato will be Hunt's catsup.

And those bikers saw that hard look in my eye

And those glow sticks were wrong. Very wrong.

And three food kitchens.

And three makes three.

And to please stop calling.

And to protect Mother Earth...

And today we're showing all seven episodes.

And toilet paper as dog toilet paper.

And tour of the Springfield Shopper newspaper.

And turning to the 3 D map, we see an unmistakable cone of ignorance.

And two have cradle rash. How do you get cradle rash when you sleep in a suitcase?

And until last week they were dead right.

And we have a little saying around here

And we owe it all to mind bending pills.

And we owe it all to mind bending pills.

And we promise you all the sugar cookies and secondhand smoke you can handle.

And we still don't know the long term effects

And we think you're crazy, but then there really is a killer robot...

And we thought she always would be.

And we'll all be a lot happier.

And we're gonna give props to the fallen by pouring a 40 on the curb.

And we're here to present the

And we're running out of money and

And what do you have to tell us, O angel of the future?

And what if we don't, pops?.

And when I heard it was for awareness, that sealed the deal

And when you get a job interview..

And who are they, exactly?

And who knows? Maybe you'll hit the jackpot, get off this island...

And why aren't I at school?.

And why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

And wind up the target of international assassins.

And write up a report on coolness.

And ye shall call it... the Ark!

And you have that scholarship to Ivy League State

And you thought you could stab your problems away?

And you two haven't said a word. I like that. You're hired.

And you're "interferon" with our good time. [ Laughs ]

And you're a good little baby. Yes, you are!

And your letters on backwards!

And your new life begins today.

And your picture's on the cover!

And, boy, is she crazy. Crazy Marge Simpson!

And, Homer, since you're dressed for it...

And, of course, Big Papa Smurf.

And, well, this may sound crazy...

And. have lots of money! [ Sobbing ]

And. Look at all these rich people here!

And... action!

And.Joe C.. would your mama want you stretching out that sweatshirt like that?

Anoint them with 62 sauces, whipped cream and nuts.

Another incredible performance by this water loving wonder horse!

Antidote, PO. Box 14

Any exposure to unsanitary conditions?.

Any questions?. Yes. Bart's weird friend.

Any wife has ever given her husband.

Anybody care what this guy thinks?

Anybody got a building permit? 'Cause we nailed it.

Anyhoo, I think your fear of death is causing your insomnia...

Anyhoo, welcome to our test screening,,,

Anything that takes 1 2 steps isn't worth doin'.

Anything! Ow! Ow!

Anything?

Anyway, everything looks great, Mr. Burns.

Anyway, in conclusion, a man cannot be forced to testify against his wife.

Anyway, we're nice and level now.

Anyway, you don't think he could be at another bar, do you?.

Anyway. can I get you some Soylent Green?

Anyway. the point is. you still have the power to change your future.

Apu hits the jackpot and I'm stuck with these useless one tuplets!

Apu, come quick! You're missing the miracle!

Apu, do you still find me attractive?

Apu, it's 4:00 a.m. You're late for work!

Apu, say hello to Punam, Sashi, Pria...

Apu, they're doing it again.

Apu, you should have seen your face...

Apu? Manjula?

Are they real or symbolic?

Are those real cobras?

Are we really gonna live here and grow crops?

Are we restauranteurs, or are we murderers?

Are you as bored as I am with the antics of this warmed over Fred Flintstone?.

Are you comparing yourself to our Lord?.

Are you enjoying your ox testicle?

Are you going to need us tonight?.

Are you gonna fire me for swiping office supplies?

Are you ready for some Duff love?

Are you saying the end justifies the means?

Are you still talking about the Earth?.

Are you sure you want a child, Apu?

Are you trying to make me the new Barney?

Aren't you cute with your little bow?

Areyou saying he's right on the other side ofthat plant?.

Argued long into the night.

Arr, 'tis a good sign.

Arr, I now pronounce ya man and cow.

Arr, it covered up the ''D'' from the health inspector.

Arr, well, I've had it with Homer!

Arr! Here you are.

Arr. Arr.

Articles about Chronic Fatigue Syndrome you know, chick crap.

As a fellow sax player. I'm sure he'll be outraged.

As a young female artist...

As for old Mr. Burns, he was visited by three ghosts during the night...

As forth matter of my honorarium.

As long as they have shocking story twists and endless pillow talk.

As long as they play ''Fist of Rage.''

As the fevered rivalry between Springfield U and Springfield A&M spreads like wild fever

As they're all being used to film the new Burt Reynolds movie, Fireball and Mudflap.

As true today as it was when it was written.

As we have not approved of any part of your life to date.

As you know. we've inherited quite a budget crunch from President Trump.

As you see, it responds to any percussive sound...

As your life partner, I'm very worried.

As yourwise but alcoholic dance coach...

Ask her. Oh, God. Please ask her to dance.

Astrology, Broom Hilda, vacation horror stories...

At Dartmouth College Trick Pouring.

At Greaser's Cafe where it's 1955...

At least I got to see some cool colors.

At least you don't have to feed any of the stuff I bought at the fair.

At least you like the food.

At my house, we call 'em ''uh ohs.''

At Polystar Pictures,

At Sunday school, they said the lepers were cured by some bearded dude.

At the Sheraton Hali'a Kalua Lea...

Attacking several flight attendants.

Attending benefits for various diseases,

Authorities in Six Toe County are on the lookout for a family of fugitives.

Available in ''ze'' lobby.

Avec plaisir.

Aw,

Aw, and after all that church chocolate I bought...

Aw, can the corn, bonehead.

Aw, forget it. Listen. You look like you could use some help.

Aw, how come bears can crap in the woods and I can't?

Aw, man. What'd I do now?.

Aw, screw it.

Aw, the zoning disk is warped.

Aw, this is the worst day ever!

Aw,just like her mommy, Maggie Senior.

Aw! Hm!

Aw! Movie tickets?,

Awards and honors are great, but they don't pay the pickle man.

Aye, aye, Captain.

Babies just happen.

Baby. Pirate?

Back away, not today Disco lady

Back in high school, I asked you...

Bald. Liver spot. Liver spot.

Banana bread! What the hell were you thinking? Banana bread.

Barney, didn't you say you were going to stop drinking?

Barney, the call is from heroism.

Barney, you gotta fly us up there and save my kids.

Bart broke all my books.

Bart did it. And they're gonna try for a field goal.

Bart has a classic case of attention deficit disorder.

Bart, do your thing.

Bart, get those oranges out of there.

Bart, have you lost your [ Yells ]

Bart, honey, I think you should go play with Rod and Todd.

Bart, I hope you don't believe your own hype.

Bart, I need a miracle.

Bart, if it's not too much trouble

Bart, just let me drop and save yourself.

Bart, remember that talk we had about you volunteering our house?.

Bart, spooky roller disco.

Bart, stop that!

Bart, these are the ''time trials''...

Bart, they lied to us. Instead of giving us an education...

Bart, what do you mean you have jury duty?.

Bart, with these powers, we can become superheroes.

Bart, you're a genius.

Bart!

Bart! Bart! Krusty just fired his associate producer.

Bart! Leave some for Rod and Todd. Hereyou go, lad.

Bart. get out of here!

Bart. get out of here!

Bart. you do not send a billion dollar helicopter to pick up your drinking buddy.

Bart. you're never gonna grow up if I keep bailing you out.

Bart. you're supposed to be at Camp David!

Bart's just filming a music video for his class project.

Bart's so well behaved now.

Be as bad as you wanna be.

Be patient, Son. A watched car never crashes.

Be right back.

Be sure to stick around for the Battle of the Elementary School Bands.

Beautiful friend

Beautiful.

Beautiful. And star wipe, and we're out.

Beautiful.Just beautiful. This is what ''comptrolling'' is all about.

Became one of our most beloved running gags.

Because Anton Lubchenko is gonna be kicking higher than a mule on payday.

Because even a single faulty unit could corrupt every other computer in the world.

Because he took his eyes off the prize?

Because I couldn't take that. I I just couldn't. I [ Sobbing ]

Because of one plain, simple rule.,

Because teacher has a hangover.

Becky, I know you must feel awful...

Becky, I think I speak for all of us when I say...

Becky, I want to apologize to Usurper!

Becky, I'm so sorry I accused you...

Becky, what have I done here?. I'm so sorry.

Becky, you're my rose. Will you let me be your thorn?.

Becky's going to seduce Homer?.

Beer. It's mostly Dristan and holy water, but it does the job.

Beeyotch? Moi? [ Grunts ]

Before Lethal Weapon 2, I never thought there could be a bomb in my toilet,

Before we kept interrupting with our loving proudness?.

Before, my energy was all over the place.

BEHIND THE LAUGHTER

Behold! I am the Collector!

Belly button moving from..

Belly up for the Duff Beer tender of the year contest.

Beneath that bucket, he's more glue than man.

Benjamin Franklin once said that house guests are like fish at at

Besides, it's not just his chiseled good looks,

Best... death... ever!

Big game fever is reaching a fevered pitch...

Big Mac himself. Who'd have thunk it?

Big mistake.

Big ugly nose.

Bill. Bill. Ooh. ''Llib.'' Wait a minute. Bill. Huh?

Billy Graham's Bible Blaster?

Bingo!

Birds eat it, their stomachs swell, and they explode.

BlairWitch repellent, antler saw and deep woods Scrabble.

Bleh! This virtual fudge tastes like crap.

Blimp wrecks. Teenagers.

Boogers! [ Laughs ] That was great.

Boring,

Both delicious and deadly.

Boxed with the three and the eight and wheeled up and down.

Boy, that Hansel sure can eat.

Boy, that quiet engine sure makes conversation a lot easier,

Boy, that sounds fun.

Boy, these cars are surprisingly roomy.

Boy, you can see everything from Mount Springfield

Boycott Funzo!

Brace yourselves, everybody. You're about to see the hugest,juiciest...

Brad Hall, Rich Hall, Rich Little, Little Richard

Break!

Breakfast is served.

Brett Butler, Tim Allen

Bring on the rappin' granny!

Brother Faith's Revival?

Brother, I sense you are feeling trapped and desperate.

BROTHER'S LITTLE HELPER

Bumblebee Man says "Muybueno. " And we were worried about the Latino market, huh?,

Burt Reynolds class act.

Burt Reynolds apologized to the pope and promised to replace the windshield.

But all the laughs in the world won't protect you...

But at least I got that monkey off my back.

But at least this didn't happen after you were married.

But behind the chortles, this funny five some was trapped in a private hell.

But blew it by being conceited.

But Butyou don't understand

But couldn't get past the guards.

But did you have to cut the roof off my car?

But didn't Grasshopperus kill Chad Everett?

But do you have to be so messy?

But don't worry, son. It fits snuggly under your clothes.

But don't worry. I have a way for Duncan to earn his keep.

But don't you set foot in the state of Florida again.

But drugs aren't the answer.

But due to lack of funds, Springfield Elementary is closed forever.

But first we'd like to dip into our new CD

But God's palace is way up on the moon.

But he uncooly charges people to cover them.

But he'll bring us joy. Marge

But hey, we did screw you a little. So here's a free Funzo.

But Homer and I had real chemistry on screen.

But Homer Simpson will find the real thing...

But how did they know?,

But how do we know, Marge? How do we know?

But I ' m sure that once girls get to know the real you...

But I am just a simple librarian.

But I can only pay you in popcorn shrimp. Smell ya later!

But I can't get enough of that safety gear

But I can't shake the feeling that you're just using me to get Principal Skinner jealous.

But I couldn't tell anyone.

But I don't wanna do that stuff anymore.

But I feel like I've turned a corner.

But I have to say, we built a pretty nice cage for him.

But I just...

But I know someone who's even holier than Jesus.

But I liked the nice things you said about me,

But I love you, Tad, and together we can burn all the cities of the Earth.

But I raised eight young uns, three chilluns and a baby here.

But I think my family likes Becky more than me. [ Laughing ]

But I want to learn a dance I can use in real life, like the tango de la muerte.

But I'd been up all night paying people to kiss, so Dad volunteered to do the stunt.

But I'd look good on the outside, right?

But I'm getting pretty sick of them and their Bombay attitude!

But I'm just so relieved Lenny's okay.

But I'm, uh, I'm not quite

But I've been Dr. Tad Winslow for 25 years.

But I've been wondering if your decision to take Maude was, well, wrong.

But I've stumbled upon the most delicious British sitcom.

But if you don't pipe down, I'm giving you an ''F.''

But if, like me, you're mesmerized by pretty colors and spinning things...

But in my speech. I'd like to avoid calling it ''a painful emergency tax.''

But is it right to put such young children on display?

But it can turn not so nice, as you'll see in this skit...

But it is only through arduousity that

But it is very nice to see Bart eating his vegetables.

But it should be able to stand by itself.

But it was worth it to get back our Super Sugar Crisp cereal.

But it'll turn up in the morning, and I'll sew it back on.

But it's not about slavery. It's about helping kids concentrate.

But it's not too late to repent your sins and be embraced by the Almighty.

But it's smooth and mild.

But just in case I don't find her, I want you to contact this agency.

But look at me! [ Chomping ]

But my parents are counting on seeing me dance.

But never ugly ugly.

But now I check every time,

But now I'm just going to be sick.

But now I've achieved perfection.

But now I've learned to love this island as my second

But now the wing was on fire, and the prayer...

But now you seem so nice.

But now, in whatever year this is,,,

But that's Barney's seat.

But that's not God's angle.

But the cans seal in the flavor.

But the Ephesians broke the chain and were punished by

But the good folks at Sony mwah

But the hantavirus well, that really came out of left field.

But the menu said ''galaxy of prawns.''

But the one hole I've never been able to fix is the one in my soul!

But the one hole I've never been able to fix is the one in my soul!

But the Simpsons blew 'em all away.

But the sprinkler is gone. It's time to let go.

But the time draws near. Now, let's get those fillings out of you!

But then she gouges your eyes out.

But there can't be two Dr. Tad Winslows!

But there was someone else with me on that alley.

But there's no law against selling kids tomacco.

But they don't know the joy of nine.

But this ain't no 40 ounce curb.

But this film is never going to see the light of day,

But this is a total teardown.

But this is only the beginning.

But this relationship can never work.

But this was going to be the studio's prestige picture,,,

But those roses contained ready to sting bees.

But visual aids are against the rules.

But was I told that it's untrue that people in Springfield have no faith?

But we can ease Bart onto one of its sister drugs...

But we did have a shindig for you, Barn. We even videotaped it. Look.

But we have everything we need right here.

But we in Springfield are simple folk.

But we just want to party.

But we never saw people like us on TV.

But we're not really set up for lepers.

But we're trying to come up with a name for a toy.

But we've already bought five Golden Globe awards,

But we've been pushing that poor horse too hard.

But we've both had long, full lives.

But what does make sense is putting your children in the hands of Mr. Kidkill here

But what if I put together an even better act for you

But what the audience didn't see was the unfunny aftermath.

But what will I watch while I'm sitting on the couch?

But when I do die, I don't want any autopsies.

But whenever I'm feelin' poorly, you know what fixes me up?.

But where he died, I shall live in his apartment.

But worst of all, he drags down the grades of anyone who sits near him.

But you always taught me that winning was everything.

But you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications?

But you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications?

But you can't see it. Oh. you can.

But you don't need a well or a chapel or an immunization center.

But you got me. Who have I got?

But you had problems with the sequel, The Two Jakes?

But you have so much inner beauty.

But you know how banks screw up.

But you promised to help me move, Ah, geez,

But you stepped over the line just a little bit...

But you still might feel bad on the inside.

But you traded your amplifier for a boogie board.

But you're gonna make us millions. Yes, you are!

But you're respected athletes. You own car dealerships and marry beauty queens.

But, Homer, you have to get rid of that elephant.

But, uh, abra cadaver!

But, uh, but that Maude, she was really somethin'.

But, uh, did you have to salt the earth so nothing would ever grow again?

But, whether you noticed her or not, Maude was always there.

Butyou need to try things on. Every brand has a different idea of"husky."

Butyou need to try things on. Every brand has a different idea of"husky."

Buy me some Jack Daniels and a carton of smokes.

Buy me some Jack Daniels and a carton of smokes.

By both Lynda Carter and George Foreman.

By chilling my loins, I increase the chances of impregnating my wife.

By his good friend Richie Rich.

By taking a skydiving lesson?

By the Volunteer Fire Department Players.

Bye bye.

Bye!

C.H.U.D.'s. Mole people!

California, here we come!

Camp is gonna be great. Seven days without parents, homework or ear medicine.

Can I offer you something to drink?

Can it wait? I just got off work.

Can still lead rich, full lives.

Can the medical mumbo jumbo. Can you fix me or not?

Can you believe I'm flyin' this helicopter?

Can you believe it, Marge? This job is the greatest. They're paying me to eat!

Can you believe it? And he's even tutoring a little Navajo boy.

Can you heal me? I can't breathe good and it makes me sleepy.

Can you imagine this booze bag at the wheel of a whirlybird?

Can you see the lion anywhere?.

Can't I get on your shoulders?

Can't I just bet that all the horses will have a fun time?

Can't sleep.

Can't sleep. Gonna die.

Can't you do something constructive?

Caps and Frisbees, sir.

Captain Jack helped build Palm Corners by dragging sticks and stones from the swamps.