The Simpsons (1989) - Season 29 Edit

A beautiful hotel bar! Just like in The Shining!

A bed and breakfast.

A bigger TV or a room with a window or...

A blue collar Joe suddenly likes modern art?

A bold leap into intentional unfunniness,

A boy takes his cues from his mother.

A call girl that kills me after?

A chicken fried steak.

A chu setts.

A couple of your earrings.

A Danish hospital will treat you for free."

A deeper connection to his daughter.

A dingus.

A family that never made anything easy.

A father murdered by loco banana picker,

A field trip, a dream sequence, Sideshow Mel...

A Flaming mushroom spreads across the sky.

A gift shop tote bag.

A gun and a sailor hat.

A hornet's nest of trouble.

A humble weed. Legend has it

A kid indicates you took time away from me to conceive.

A kid who's almost there.

A lead lick a day

A list of 101 new choking hazards.

A little "Italian lightning" for insurance purposes.

A little clay pigeon told me

A little mall walk will cheer me up.

A little more complicated than getting your nails done.

A little of this nitrous myself.

A little prayer circle at lunch.

A local Humane Society Golden Pig Ear

A lot of funny actors have transitioned to drama:

A lot of music in this episode.

A mother notices

A mother's happy as long as all her children are happy.

A mysterious psychological condition

A panel discussion with women writers and artists

A phone?! Please.

A poor girl can grow up to be anything she wants...

A reason to get up every single day,

A reclamation project built atop the ruins

A recommendation from you would've sunk him for sure.

A seat in the U.S. Senate

A secret door?

A serious actor!

A showbiz kiss!

A simulated world where you explore, mine resources,

A survivor of the Battle of Dhing Dhong.

A third of the police force?

A tiny singularity of enormous mass,

A trombone mute?

A voice that would make a rhino stick its horn up its butt?

A wife or a harlot and... That's it.

A windbag that yields no succor!

A woman prime minister, okay.

A word to the wise: don't be cocky.

A, A, A, A, A, A.

A.I.? Some sort of plague?

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! German chemistry!

Aah! My eyes!

Abdicated. Abolish. Abolishing.

About a person they're related to.

About dinosaurs, please welcome the all new Truckasaurus Two

About Heloise Hodgeson Burwell.

About my dad and that painting.

About saying anything that will ruin this perfect moment

About the way things used to be?

About throwing your husband under the bus.

Above average, but not enough to make people mad.

Abra carumba!

Absolute. Absolved.

Absolutely not. And you have no proof

Absurd.

According to my sources... Lenny...

Actually,

Actually, Dad, it's supposed to go 12 feet off the ground.

Actually, Homer, you look like you've lost 20 pounds.

Actually, I've become a bit of a me gan.

Actually, in my jukebox, we can't afford no Ray Charles.

Actually, it was misplaced in a box

Actually, my parents bought a new one

Add it to my customer profile.

Add some eyelashes here

ADHD? No, that's Bart

Admirable how my stupid father reached around to this traitor!

Admit the nature of your wrongs.

Admit! And now for our instantaneous letter

After a lifetime of "Back Off Boogaloos."

After all these years?

After careful consideration of facts and evidence

After dinner drinks.

After he called, I weakened and went to meet him

After me?

After my mother was eaten by a different ogre.

After she ran away, my father was furious

After that day, I never looked back...

After the age of 39.

After the Hallowen candy ran out

After three consecutive life sentences,

Afterwards, I'll grab some Flintstone vitamins

Again!

Again!

Against her own oppression

Against us working joes.

Agreed. No more secrets from each other.

Ah

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!

Ah, Clancy, you're looking well...

Ah, come on, somebody grab milady partz!

Ah, come on. Nothing?

Ah, don't worry about me.

Ah, forget it. I'm finished.

Ah, geez, I saved your life. How about a "you're welcome"?

Ah, honey.

Ah, let's wait till they're born,

Ah, man, it looks like he's tearing Moe a new one.

Ah, Marge Simpson, the fan of Burwell.

Ah, my chowder!

Ah, needs salt.

Ah, no problem.

Ah, refreshing.

Ah, standard exemptions. I love it.

Ah, yes, Tallow town.

Ah, yes.

Ah, you ruined my nap!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! He's awake!

Ah! So evolved!

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Ah. Ah

Ah. It's just me, a student.

Ah. Whistling format radio.

Ah...

Ahoy hoy, Simpson.

Aim inside and blast away.

Aint worth a thinker's damn without compelling human story

Albany, Annapolis, Atlanta, Augusta, Austin, Baton Rouge...

Alert them all.

Alexa!

Alison Bechdel

All day, you had.

All he's kept from Sad Girl is mom's drawings

All I ask for is integrity and honesty

All I ask is that you think about it

All I want to do is help this city,

All I want to do is return this hatchet.

All I was getting were right handed college students

All I'm saying is...

All in good fun.

All is well... The nobles are defeated,

All it would take is a single spark

All kinds of random bad things happen to my customers.

All my enemies..

All of which came to pass.

All over the world more times than man can count,

All right now, listen.

All right, all right, let me recheck it.

All right, Barney, just do your thing. No pressure.

All right, can the chatter and listen up

All right, Dad, here we go

All right, Dad, no more fooling around

All right, guys, don't be yokels.

All right, guys, since we won the championship,

All right, how about this? If we win the next two games,

All right, I owe you one.

All right, I'll apologize, too.

All right, Lisa.

All right, listen up. We have a boy comma missing,

All right, little man.

All right, look, here's 50 cents, huh?

All right, now, listen to me

All right, Ralphie, easy, easy.

All right, Simpson, blow into this

All right, soberino, it's just 12 simple steps.

All right, that's it!

All right, this is it, the tenth frame, the final frame.

All right, we've come to that time...

All right, well, if you believe in your friends so much,

All right, wise guy. Here's something you'll like.

All right, young'uns.

All right? Cheeseburger

All right.

All right. All right!

All right. Let me guess.

All right. Ralphie's birthday is today,

All right. Takeout Chinese.

All right. Up high.

All rights reserved, Ziggy Stardust Publishing.

All that matters is that we're a family

All that's left is for me to go into the light.

All the deals were amazing on twin sets and more!

All the emotional data on you to find your soft targets

All the gimmicky in stagecraft in the world

All they care about are babies.

All this time I've been choosing jazz

All this was just revenge appetizers!

All those people are on the streets.

All we have to do is buy this amulet.

All we know is how to collect information.

All you are is a rotten old rib roast covered in cologne.

All you can do is give her leeches for the pain.

All you can do is surrender to the nightmare

ALL: (CHANTING) Bad feeling, bad feeling,

ALL: Wha..

All's well that ends well.

Alligator po'boy.

Almost as good as her.

Almost nothing.

Almost there. You just need to go up the last rung.

Already neglecting your family, Madam Mayor?

Already the talking cat isn't the most interesting thing.

Also

Also Thanksgiving if there's some left over.

Also, generic cola?

Also, I'm afraid, a newborn and a journalism career did not mix.

Also, it's not quite done.

Also, my death is a metaphor for American industry!

Also, our news broadcasts have been reduced to two sentences.

Also, she loves music,

Also, you don't have a gun.

Also, your chicken wings weren't chicken.

Although, I can think of a better one

Although, I do like the sofa better

Always calls me "buddy" or "fella."

Always have been.

Always here if you need me, sis.

Always remember

Always the back of the class wit.

Always with the jazz

Always with the painting.

Always.

Am I stressed about school?

Am I that creative?

Am I the only one feeling all oniony

Amazing, son!

Amazon! Of course!

Amen.

America loves a lot of things,

Americans watch way too much TV.

Among the passengers, we are gonna have to land immediately

An ancient Chinese book against you.

An elephant?

An experience for me and my pals that only they can bring.

An experiment that we humorously call

An ice walker?

An operation

An unspecified object is the devil's wordplay,

And "Fwwwip"

And 3 D sidewalk drawings

And a 10:00

And a Christmas concert.

And a factory for cheesecakes..

And a grass skirt with nothing down under.

And a mother's toughest job is saying

And a one and a two.

And a senior citizen veteran on his birthday.

And a therapist in training

And a very drunk Billy Joel.

And all her pictures say "Getty Images."

And all I have to show for it is an old tattoo

And all other Kid Kennel enrichment centers

And all was well, until the next year,

And all you had to do was throw your husband under the bus.

And also terrible

And an exterminator.

And articulate!

And as a mom, I want to help this town eat its vegetables.

And as a reward, you get my famous cocoa.

And baby Bart was the worst son of a bitch you could imagine.

And baby prisons.

And battle to the death.

And be a good political leader?

And be buried at the fifty yard line

And became president.

And being slaughtered by your enemies.

And Brendan wins!

And brooding TV dramas about teenagers getting killed.

And business, and you, with your gentle good humor.

And by so doing, cut him out of your life.

And by the way, women don't wear girdles anymore.

And can you help me put Dad in a coma?

And Car rak Obama, the Affordable Healthcare Mobile,

And chew, chew, chew!

And dead people. That's right, buddy.

And decreases wind resistance.

And destroy carbon burning cars

And did something terrible.

And disperse them to the seven winds

And distinguished beggars!

And don't sign them yourself.

And don't worry, mum's the word.

And don't ye forget: no credit...

And doomed to disappointment.

And drinking a mai tai.

And enjoy the golden age of cleavage.

And especially this!

And every one's a weirdo.

And everything is done in moderation.

And evil.

And find out exactly what happened on that test.

And find your Homer Simpson.

And for each pie she made, she wrote down the recipe

And for every Albert Einstein,

And for every Shaun White,

And for God's sake, relax!

And for the things I said.

And force me to be one of his evil wizards!

And funy aha

And General Rotten Time Ranch.

And get your ass ass ass

And giving me a ride home tonight,

And grandma killed the last one.

And grandmas want to know what comes next.

And great actor.

And have a spiritual awakening.

And have reasons to love yourself.

And have search teams fanning out over the forest.

And he does not help

And he stirs it with his finger.

And he was not happy about it.

And he's not anywhere near as stupid

And Helen Lovejoy.

And here's the form which says

And holster all truck nuts.

And homeless bathroom users.

And I am sorry I wasn't more open to your creative input

And I ask this just for clarification

And I can't because of this ding dong.

And I could make it curl nicely

And I don't want to be in a room

And I don't want to see him here again.

And I fell for it like a sap

And I got new cocktail napkins

And I hate soccer!

And I have to spend 'em in Dullsville?

And I just learned how to unhook these.

And I know we've seen all our DVDs a hundred times,

And I left my face on your hand towel.

And I like it.

And I need you to forgive me before..

And I respect that.

And I said, "Holy crap, I'm married to her."

And I said, "Where's the cinnamon?"

And I scored the teacher's nicotine gum.

And I speak fluent cat!

And I think I've found a way to earn your forgiveness.

And I thought I could be more elegant.

And i want to make Sad Girl into a smash broadway show

And I want you to help me put together that team.

And I want you. Only you.

And I was wondering, could I get an advance on my salary?

And I will toast you with his blood!

And I win, just like all good people always win.

And I won't have it!

And I would've been more realistic.

And I, the greater fool!

And I'd rather not discuss it publicly.

And I'll be fine, unless I get those voices in my head.

And I'll do the three things that help the most:

And I'll tell you something else great about here.

And I'm a Picasso!

And I'm crying.

And I'm glad these fake yawns

And I'm gonna erase your name from this birthday card

And I'm gonna find out what.

And I'm gonna lose my job.

And I'm not lying.

And I'm serving it up family style

And I'm sorry I used your baseball chalker

And I'm talented, too.

And i've been worm free for two weeks

And I've got a daughter

And I've got the recipes back.

And I've spent half my budget on indigo.

And if I can do it, so can you.

And if there's one thing I know, it's that you belong here.

And if you can fire that spit wad after our long relationship,

And if you have another amazing talent,

And if you think so, you're stupid, stupid, stupid!

And if you're interested, tomorrow's 9:00 appointment

And if you're looking for meth, go see Cletus

And imagine I'm grading papers.

And in a fantastic coincidence,

And in this family, we keep our promises. Starting now.

And inmates! Inmates! Inmates!

And it actually happened!

And it better all be there.

And it gave your father the perfect motive

And it is electric

And it was the best birthday present I ever got.

And it was usually Huey Lewis.

And it wastes food.

And it's in a range you can actually sing.

And it's late.

And it's not the bathroom.

And it's ruined our town.

And its docents released into the wild

And jousting and posing for tapestries

And king sets for $129.

And know that sitting in that audience will be your mother,

And letting the FBI know which bugle boys

And listen to someone objective: your mother.

And lonely children are evil children.

And look at him.

And look! IMAX Al Gore!

And losing $23 at blackjack to Bart.

And maggie gets the beak.

And Maggie looks just like Lisa.

And Maggie says...

And make nice with the traitor!

And make them into...

And making his triumphant return

And Marge Simpson

And married my twin brother, markery.

And maybe more, hmm?

And Milhouse's mother looks just like Milhouse's father.

And mini golf cheat Homer Simpson.

And my doodles

And my feelings

And my movies fully Sandler ed.

And my shoe was in my hand

And my skipping stones

And my son has forgiven me for the worst thing I ever did

And need tiny hands to plug them.

And Nelson's rough, but he's sweet

And net neutrality."

And never regret it?

And no cool sound effects

And nobody loves feudalism more than you.

And not just the singer, but the guitar guy!

And not just the worthless barts,

And now I will perform

And now she's going into showbiz.

And now to read the reviews

And now we're freeing the savings!

And now you'll be eating crow for dessert

And now you're on a high shelf,

And now your host,

And now, as penance,

And now, be present.

And now, become a great actor.

And now, in conformance with the latest paleontological theories

And now, sense memory

And now, the flyover by the Permission Slip Angels.

And now, to culminate today's events,

And now...

And on the back, chemical equations.

And one thing I love is consistency.

And over here, we have the tasty but repulsive sea bass

And pickles,

And ponder a wasted life as I walk along the shore.

And post.

And pull till the foam comes out your ears!

And put a special note to me on the back.

And read me a list of state capitals,

And remember,

And robotic themed DJ Der Zip Zorp!

And run a regression through the data

And science has proven that only children

And she makes even a despicable show like this seem sweet!

And she was a very tragic figure.

And she was arrested twice for former cuteness,

And she'll be the first from her state, ever.

And sing songs about poverty

And snorted, gives rich people tiny wings that do nothing.

And so after a lot of late night ice cream

And so now there's a jazz war over me.

And so our new mayor is doing what was unthinkable

And so we decided to have Lisa.

And so, Marge Simpson is already a failure.

And someone else will raise your kids!

And someone else will ride your mower.

And someone who grew up in a repressive regime

And such beautiful messages on the back.

And suddenly everyone's getting married

And tailor a message to each micro group.

And take their stuff?!

And tell him I can't wait till he dies.

And thanks to Dad, you're an expert on the court system.

And that is the last question of yours we will ever answer.

And that is the last question you'll ask of me.

And that is why I love youse, Marge.

And that someone is... Hubert Wong.

And that was nothing compare to my vision for Sad Girl

And that was the best pie I ever had.

And that. Now he's worth $10 billion.

And that'll be the end of it forever.

And that's exactly what Death of a Salesman is about.

And that's exactly what I said.

And that's how I opened the orange.

And that's the end. What a sweet story.

And that's the tooth!

And that's what we're gonna do and then go home.

And the advertisers want to meet with you.

And the answer will surprise you.

And the best part was

And the best thing is,

And the bonking and the compass in my neck.

And the breakup of Fleetwood Mac.

And the bucket over at Chartres Street

And the crackers on the roof... they're solar panels.

And the creators of Sad Girl

And the last thing worked.

And the likes are pouring in.

And the lying under oath.

And the Pixie Chicks.

And the police have been no help.

And the wine we steal

And their parking lots.

And their screams awakened the sleepy Scots.

And then beat yourself in the head

And then I noticed

And then I'll make 'em proud.

And then it came.

And then look back at me.

And then we'll, uh, shoot 'em all.

And then you discover a thousand little things

And there is only one perfect way

And there's some things that shouldn't be gone into

And these soulless mattress jackals don't deserve you

And they don't get to war until the second verse.

And they said, "There never was any cinnamon, Abe."

And they wrote a book together.

And this hobby is my one escape.

And thought I wouldn't know.

And to my oldest son, I give a store.

And too early for the rat fights

And transitioned to serious acting?

And try to knock myself out.

And turned off my TV.

And two more for you.

And voila!

And was applauded and inoffensive,

And was sent to live with her lonely uncle in the hills.

And watch 'em go nuts.

And watch this video.

And we came early.

And we got a secret weapon.

And we got primo tickets for Saturday night.

And we took it

And we want you to go back to teaching.

And we'll always keep this burger as a symbol of our fr..

And we're going to read those books.

And we're gonna have a big party!

And we're here for a very, very serious charity:

And we're here in the world's most perfect amusement park

And we're together.

And what are you doing with the money Springfield got

And what's the theme of that movie?

And when I really look at it,

And when I was 21, I walked out.

And when I'm released,

And when would that be? When you're just a mouth?

And when you die, they'll be playing this:

And when you get there, you'll blow the roof off.

And where am I? Where Sad Girl?

And who speaks fluent Aramaic.

And with 99% of the vote in,

And with that seal cut

And with that, our country is out of money. Good bye.

And with the last

And with the last senior citizen gently reminded

And work with friends to build replicas of real buildings.

And yaka mein.

And you are the Barbies and Kens

And you can't control what your kid turns into

And you didn't even walk outside.

And you didn't put in a good word?

And you don't whack who you should.

And you drew them?

And you forgot it, Lisa.

And you haven't. Look up there.

And you know what that means

And you maggots... you're gonna help find him.

And you needed the cash to keep your girlfriend

And you people now call medicine?

And you see how dark it is?

And you shall receive it.

And you were at the top of my list

And you will do the best version ever.

And you'll always be my little tittle.

And you'll never see it again.

And you're already the most amazing thing I ever did.

And you're forgeting that you did this to me

And you're gonna have the best day ever.

And you're not getting at it just because you need

And you're the entertainment

And you've stolen everything from me.

And, Bart, you can help us ghosts move on to

And, Homer, I've got your favorite...

And, it's the number you call to complain about potholes.

And, man, was I loaded.

And, someday, no one will remember you.

And? He got fresh.

And..

And... here it comes.

And... post.

Angela. Angela.

Annette, wait till you see my art therapy

Another childhood classic bites the dust.

Another one, sir?

Another sex palace for the Mob.

Another, please.

Anthony D'Amico,

Any phone calls?

Anyone have a song in rebuttal?

Anyone have anything to say to me?

Anyone hear different? I thought not!

Anyone left alive will surely find themselves envying...

Anyone want a caramel apple?

Anything

Anything but "What a Wonderful World" please.

Anything for you, son.

Anything wrong, Krusty?

Anything, Dad

Apocalypse Week,

Apologies. Divorced dad, no sitter.

Apologize to our dear friends at Grey Goose.

Approximately 13.8 billion years ago...

Are Alison Bechdel

Are always disappointing the women we love?

Are coming to Springfield Springfield Springfield!

Are lonely children

Are pregnant, or want to keep your spare bedroom.

Are putting the hurt on these walnuts.

Are really ten dollars!

Are sleeping with your wife.

Are something we can do as a family.

Are we all together for this three person toboggan

Are we supposed to interlock fingers or not?

Are you a pervert?

Are you allowed to say stuff like that?

Are you almost done?

Are you breaking bad up here?

Are you eating forbidden fruit?

Are you getting my drift or should I throw you an oar?

Are you hungry?

Are you in?

Are you into God now? I always was.

Are you letting out my pants?

Are you living in the school?

Are you nuts?

Are you okay there, Bob?

Are you ready for God to remove these defects?

Are you ready?

Are you really a licensed DJ?

Are you sure Bart's not planning anything?

Are you sure, Daddy?

Are you sure? Your husband..

Aren't you interrupting God's lunch?

Aren't you tired of the nobles taking the wheat we sow,

Art should be of pretty ladies,

Art therapy

Artificial intelligence that writes TV recaps

Artsy. And I play

As a comment on her cooking.

As crones go, she's tops.

As defined by the IRS, we are a religion.

As far as I'm concerned, what's that?

As I got older,

As I was about to learn.

As if any unicorn would like them.

As if I were some landed aristocrat.

As it is "Ey! Whoa!"

As long as it's representational.

As moderator, it's my duty to fact check

As smarty pantalones, I am asking you to help with

As the name of our airline. Danish Air.

As the sun and the moon.

As the world's most unlucky city.

As we all welcome our big brother Moe back to the family!

As you can see, I'm a very busy man

As you were when we met.

As you were when we met.

As your stupid test says he is.

Ask any of us who did well on a test we took when we were six.

Ask for her autograph

Ask now what your country can do for you

Assemblers assemble!

At 8:00 in the morning.

At a kids' birthday party place?

At a school called Springfield Elementary.

At any one of our many convenient locations

At Cirque du Soleil

At least he was wearing a tuxedo.

At least she never threw up.

At least you're having a good time.

At Moe's location,

At only your name.

At our favorite painting one last time?

At the back wall of the foyer?

At the center

At the end of every factory tour,

At the end, Mowgli uses his elephants

At the First Bank of Moe's.

At the Olympics in Lillehammer.

At the Tomorrow's New Horizons Addiction Rehab Center

At this office.

At three months old, Skyler Green could already patty cake.

At Water's Edge by Paul Cézanne,

Attention, fellow members

Attention, world.

Au Autumn.

Au Autumn.

Au croissant crawfish po'boy

Author of Fractured Families and How to Heal Them.

Avert your eyes, ma'am

Aw

Aw, don't be a dingus.

Aw, hey, little man. Up high.

Aw, I thought that's where you were.

Aw, it's all right. You got closer than most

Aw, our own home.

Aw, please tell me what's wrong.

Aw, reminds me of the first time we hugged.

Aw, she's got red eye.

Aw, someone's not happy.

Aw, sweetie, it's no surprise you're awesome.

Aw, water soup again?

Aw, we love you.

Aw, you're so cute when you're wrong

Aw!

Aw.

Aw.

Aw.

Aw.

Aw.

Aw.

Aw.

Aw.

Aw.

Aw. She's making up words.

Aw. She's making up words.

Aw...

Aw...

Ay, caramba!