BoJack Horseman - Season 3 Edit

A billion stars?

A bunch of girls used to hang out.

A daring battle cry from the self appointed New Voice of Choice.

A glass of ice water perhaps?

A lot of girls like her come through here. Sweet, vulnerable.

A lot of people are mighty steamed,

A lot of these fancy kids' fancy parents are Oscar voters.

A lot of these rooms have faulty beds.

A miniature cupcake gun,

A more elegant solution might involve an ownership position in the company.

A movie, during the day? Dare I?

A part like that would really underline

A punch line to a joke from the roast of January Jones.

A real Jill Pill jail fail killer whale caper.

A sex mommy who keeps her boundaries, is that too much to ask?

A Spaghetti Strainer That's Also A Hat: The TV Show.

A spaghetti strainer that's also a hat?

A streetwise but soulful teen needed somewhere to live

A system is a formulated method or plan of procedure.

A thing that happened that happens no longer,

Aah!

About a pig who goes to circus school?

About four people who had nobody,

About four people who had nobody,

About how sad you are,

About how when you know, you know.

About six months back, he disappeared,

About that thing you're talking about.

About the Armenian genocide.

About the commodification of sexuality in today's society.

About the further adventures of a carb faced nobody?

About the new customer base.

About watching a person be herself.

Absolutely... not.

Across the just and unjust of the outdoor seating area

Actress and pop star Sarah Lynn is dead at 31.

Actually, can we make a couple stops?

Actually, Emily and I came up with it together.

Actually, I've been tracking you all night.

Actually, make it tres. And whatever the lady wants.

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After I almost drowned, I decided I would never again be weaker than water.

After our first "first choice" got hit by a bus.

After our show got canceled, he went there for six months.

After The BoJack Horseman Show fell apart, I got depressed a long time.

Again, a human. I like where you're going with this.

Again, for those just joining us,

Agreed. A wonderful, sexy mistake for you and a regular mistake for me.

Ah, smell that Labrador Peninsula air. Keep an eye out for my brother.

Ah, the famous Snatch Batch.

Ah. Because there is a restaurant critic here tonight.

Ahh! Cool, I'm just gonna get one or two more drinks

Alexi Brosefino wants you to party with the Snatch Batch?

Alexi, did you hear back from that piece you texted?

All about the exciting projects I'm lining up for you.

All my life that's all I've ever done. What's it gotten me?

All night, I'd be hanging out with you,

All our issues conveniently settled in 22 hilarious minutes.

All over my important movie star clothes.

All right, buddy, just as soon as I listen to these other 96 messages.

All right, I'll see you later.

All right, new publicist. What do you got for me?

All right, Pink Lady, think.

All right, then it's agreed.

All right, we've established that you ruined her.

All right! Next episode.

All right? It's you.

All right.

All right. You clearly have everything under control.

All the magic of Hollywoo wrapped up in one exciting night.

All the pictures of me, they looked backwards.

All these years I carried you, when no one wanted to work with you.

All this time I thought you forgot about me.

All this time, I thought you believed in me.

All those perky, well adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows?

All those things would happen to you every day.

All you do is tell me I'm a terrible person.

All you're doing is promising you'll one day break their hearts.

Also available to men?

Also, before your procedure,

Also, what's with the pizza by the slice thing?

Also, you took a shit ton of gush.

Although I am trying to branch into more serious roles.

Although, there is one thing I should probably mention.

Am I doing drugs wrong?

Am I doomed? Are you doomed? Are we all doomed?

Am I the faulty bike tire pump I had in seventh grade?

Am I watching to see if the whole thing has happened to me?

Am I wrong?

America, get your uteruses turnt,

An agent helps a client find jobs,

An elementary school all inclusive non denominational winter day pageant.

An Emily VanCamp live chat talkback on Snapchat.

An Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface Mystery."

An Oscar won't make you happy forever, it won't solve all your problems.

Ana, please. This is BoJack, by the way. Horseman.

Ana, this is the fourth time I've called.

Ana?

Ana?

Ana...

And "U," and another "U,"

And a leaky feeling ceiling leads to a flood of blood.

And a really safe space for men to look at women...

And again, I say, sure.

And all my friends thinking I'm annoying,

And all the hot stars came out to sizzle

And all the pain came rushing back to her.

And all we're saying is "Pshew pshew pow."

And all your life, people told you that you were wrong,

And as much as he loves you, he's never gonna get it?

And asked if he could touch my hair.

And besides, are you even really into girls?

And BoJack Horseman for Secretariat.

And BoJack Horseman for Secretariat.

And Brad had a boner for the whole episode?

And BuzzFeed just posted a list of top 15 celebrities

And by "action," I mean talking about these 24 categories

And cocaine. And private jets. And screaming at each other.

And come up with some TV ideas and make us all billionaires?

And contributes to a cheap and damaging culture of sexist commodification

And control your mouth like a Muppet if it would win you an Oscar.

And creates what some of our more homely employees

And didn't just keep my money.

And disgusting all at once. I remember it fondly. And horribly.

And don't harass the passenger.

And drink their alcohol.

And even though they are drugs,

And every network would love to air your next project.

And everyone starts to look at their phones and look at me,

And everyone was just standing around like, "Well, this was bound to happen,"

And extend my personal brand as a real down to earth chica

And feel like they're tiny holes in the sky,

And felt like their food was a little too "on fire".

And first, I tried to sleep with the mom, but she said no.

And found out he was gonna be Iron Man.

And fugitive from the law Margo Martindale has been living in your boat?

And get to the part where you're stealing General Lee's plutonium

And getting in fights with my husband,

And give it to that skunk for starting this whole darn thing.

And give your little speech, and then you're gonna go home.

And has come to terms with not having children.

And has come to terms with not having children.

And he doesn't even know someone else is pulling his strings.

And here's your check. That's all this needed to be.

And I can't sell it any better than that.

And I can't tell you how great it feels to finally be doing

And I don't always know how to tell you that. But drugs help.

And I don't even need the money.

And I don't know if I've got the pep in my step

And I don't know why you won't just give us a chance to be broken together.

And I don't like being around you, because I feel bad.

And I don't think that I can work in this house.

And I end up feeling like a huge nerd over again.

And I found it. Bam!

And I had to come today.

And I have nobody in my life who's better off for having known me.

And I know this thing works better if we keep a little distance.

And I like this.

And I love you. And I need you.

And I never felt more miserable.

And I only kiss her. [laughs]

And I realized people don't change because they want to change.

And I think it's gonna make you feel a lot better.

And I think New Year's is going to be even bigger.

And I think you got a real smart mouth.

And I thought there was something beautiful about that.

And I turned out perfect.

And I want to go with the mirror ads for Secretariat.

And I want to know you. I'm not afraid of that.

And I wanted to make sure you're okay

And I was like, "Oopsie doopsie! Exit stage right!"

And I will always be there for you.

And I wish you didn't get so distant after you moved out.

And I wonder if foil ball batting is the best tack here.

And I'll be up all night wondering what you're talking about.

And I'll get to it when I have some free time.

And I'll go back to being another cog

And I'll tell you what we're gonna do. We're gonna go to the planetarium.

And I'm already pretty exhausted.

And I'm cold. Will you pass me that blanket?"

And I'm in a giant champagne flute singing "Left Titty"

And I'm running around the kitchen like crazy, smearing blood everywhere.

And I'm serious that you should drop it.

And I'm sitting there, and I'm thinking, "Do I know?"

And I'm totally messing with you.

And I've been doing a pretty good job, A minus/B plus.

And if I can make a million women buy my album,

And if you're watching this, Sarah Lynn,

And in a sexually active, loving relationship

And in order to strain the spaghetti fast enough,

And isn't just trying to get something out of me.

And it bummed her out!

And it gets eaten by a ant?

And it helped me survive.

And it is a joy to live.

And it is, because you have exactly nine minutes before your meeting

And it kills me that instead of sharing it with the world,

And meanwhile, you also knew that all your readers looked up to you

And my butt ran away with the spoon.

And my choice is to be a totally insane badass.

And my foundation focuses on clean water initiatives

And no one will ever even know.

And no, Uncle George, I don't mean the chocolate fountain.

And now you don't want a family.

And now, I'm going to carry my man to bed.

And order everything on the menu.

And over here is where you can keep all of your receipts,

And part of me is sure that I I couldn't.

And pretended to be a mummy.

And replaced it with drought resistant landscaping.

And seeing little refugee boys die in hospital bombings.

And separated them with a thin layer of PVB.

And she had a young daughter, Penny.

And she offered you the job.

And she runs out of the room crying,

And she trusted me.

And she's looking for a partner/editor/ "bomb ass super bitch," her words.

And sometimes I think that I know myself, but maybe that's a trap.

And still getting everything he wants.

And still have time for Princess Carolyn's bullshit thing tomorrow night.

And stories about how you used to bang on your butt like a bongo drum?

And tenderly broiling the sea life who reside there.

And that is just something that people need to understand about me.

And that is my opinion on the Octomom.

And that is the loneliest feeling in the world.

And that pink spot on your nose is just adorable.

And that was a great look, with the eyebrow.

And that's actually how I met Carlos.

And that's how I knew which way to swim.

And that's how we can be friends, because we're not like those other people.

And that's just, like, one of a billion things

And that's why we're setting up shop at your house.

And the AV Club's list of 20 actresses that always make everything better.

And the bad news is, you're not nominated for an Oscar.

And the beautiful verdant hillsides of the Labrador Peninsula.

And the critic is growing very impatient.

And the final nominee for Best Picture is Avatar.

And the Golden Snowflake is... Jurj Clooners.

And the home was home plate.

And the Malty for Pretty Good Actor goes to Bread Poot.

And the massive carbo load is heading straight to Pacific Ocean City.

And the other good news is...

And the void says, "Stop shouting at me, please!"

And the whole episode was fat jokes, so then Joelle got an eating disorder?

And the winner for Best Original Song is...

And the world says, "Whaaa?"

And then after, I was relieved.

And then he'd say, "What if I told you

And then I showed up and you were like, "Who's this chick?"

And then I smoked a joint,

And then I'll be all, "Surprise," and hit him with a bat.

And then she can just fart it out.

And then we'd listen to your favorite Harry Chapin song together!

And then we'll go check out that bed.

And then what happened?

And then when I filled our entire house

And then you would flake, or sabotage them,

And then, he said, I fetishize my own sadness.

And then, I'll leave and you'll never see me again.

And then, if I don't blow my brains out, I get to go back to L.A.

And then, let's make some goddamn amends.

And then, on this hand, I'll write...

And then, the Horse says, "That went well."

And then, your mean publicist yells at me?

And then... I noticed...

And they can be yours too.

And they can't wait to jump through hoops for you and your kids.

And they get warm when you see January Jones?

And they think they can sleep on your couch and eat your food.

And they're off!

And they've been sitting there for months now.

And things are looking sunny all the way to the new year.

And this is everyone who works for him.

And this noogie.

And those guys really like a clean afterparty.

And thrown Sprite in your face!

And tried on different trench coats for each other.

And try to take you down with them.

And wanted to read your opinion?

And watch it slowly disappear into nothingness.

And we get no recognition. [grunts]

And we grab the void and we spit in its face, "Sir, I will not."

And we never give in.

And we weren't worried about our legacy or awards.

And we're looking for a really big guest star.

And we're really good for each other. Or at least, you're good for me.

And what a wazoo it is.

And what about so called "experts,"

And what do you do, Ralph, that you can just hop on a plane to Cairo?

And what do you want?

And what would be the right amount of spooky? Jesus, this thing's heavy.

And whatever the non denominational word for schmooze is.

And when God sneezes, you can't say 'God bless you' to God,

And when you know, you know. You know?

And winning the highest possible accolade in an actor's career.

And work out the deets... That's a fast way of saying details

And worst of all she's got my globes a warming!"

And would come patronize my place of business,

And you act all in control,

And you always will be.

And you are Secretariat.

And you came to the funeral with me and held my hand.

And you can't not be a part of my life.

And you don't have to be, either.

And you don't know which way is up,

And you get a clean slate.

And you get a job writing for a blog.

And you have a lunch at 11:30.

And you have a real hot take?

And you knew that, as much as you love him

And you know I didn't have the best family.

And you know I didn't have the best family.

And you know it's not you.

And you make amends to me.

And you wanted to somehow externalize that feeling into action?

And you would have no idea.

And you. And you. And you.

And you... are Secretariat.

And you'd get to work with a director who sees you.

And you'd say, "I feel like I've seen that somewhere before."

And you'll hate yourself that you weren't able to make a difference

And you're doing the print ads for Sarah Lynn's Stank,

And you're fun. And you're sweet.

And you're gonna be so miserable, you'll want to kill yourself.

And you're gonna do everything you can to fill that hole, with friends,

And you're gonna have nobody left to stop you.

And you're looking at me like, "Now you see what I had to go through."

And you're the one who's been stealing our food.

And you've been living here ever since?

And your career, and meaningless sex, but the hole doesn't get filled.

And your show is daring and cutting edge. People just aren't ready.

And, as the sun sets, so does it spread its deathly shadow

And, at the airport, on the way home, I get one of those big pretzels,

And, by day, she's an international superspy.

And, for half an hour every week, I had a home,

And, for half an hour every week, I had a home,

And, now, I have an opportunity for you.

And, now, I've done it and...

And, now, to turn my phone off.

And, now, you be Mr. Carolyn and I'll be Princess Diana.

And, suddenly, everybody loves you, unless you're Sean Penn.

And, unfortunately, we have to scale back our staff.

And? Did the head help to ameliorate your pest peccadillo?

And... [grunting]

Anne of Green Gables style.

Answering the same questions over and over again.

Any award recognition is just gravy.

Any idea what that's about?

Any more questions or do any wondering about mysteries.

Anyone who would appeal to the audience more than Chuff.

Anything that gets your face out there, right?

Anyway, I had the ad agency whip up some options for the new Secretariat ads.

Anyway, I once went all the way down to New Mexico to see a woman that I knew,

Anyway, I'm pretty much in love with you.

Anyway, the network is finally breaking even,

Anyway, wonder where he went this time.

Are comfortable around gentlemen?

Are we fighting about the book again?

Are we friends?

Are we professional blimp pilots, or are we casting directors?

Are you afraid of being known and knowing others?

Are you gay?

Are you hearing yourselves?

Are you just gonna do stupid bullshit for the rest of your life?

Are you kidding me? Anybody could do what she did.

Are you kidding? Who fires Ana Spanakopita?

Are you kidding? You gotta take that gig.

Are you okay? You've been in there a long time.

Are you sure this whole thing isn't just a semi lucid fever dream

Are you sure you need surgery? Can't you get a second opinion?

Are you sure you wanna go with me? Outside of work hours?

Are you watching a movie?

Aren't you a writer?

As a partner in the company,

As a writer does.

As he waited for his Juilliard audition.

As I was saying, I don't think the site needs to be just one thing

As long as I don't change my mind before the new year, boom.

As my Nana Peanutbutter used to say,

As per Dr. Janet's friendly but firm suggestion.

As Sarah McLachlan's "I Will Remember You" plays softly.

As the father of one of the brides, I just wanted to take a moment to

As we've ever seen him.

As you all know, things have been rough,

Ask me if when I was a little girl, did I ever used to put a stuffed animal

At long last the public knows what Hollywoo stars and celebrities know

At my little B plus hardware store in little B plus Olympia, Washington.

At one point, a waiter ran through the restaurant on fire.

At the Apollo Theater before I realized it was a comedy routine.

At the Golden Snowflake Awards.

At this time of day? It's gonna be... murder.

At Whale World, families come together

At Whale World, families come together

Attention, customers! Please leave and never come back.

Avanti, all of you! Andiamo!

Aw, thanks. You're the best.

Awards aren't about who's best, BoJack.

Awards show producer,

Awesome.

Aye aye, Cap'n.

B minus children. But it's a lie.

Back when we were, prepare yourself, I'm about to say lovers... Lovers.

Backstrom, turn it down a notch. Aren't you supposed to be tweeting for me?

Bad. Hideous. Disgusting. Gross. Cliché.

Bagels? Pizza?

Bat Mitzvah in Brentwood. Hashtag ******* stuff.

Be careful. Jill could be the one trying to set you up.

Beats me. Sometimes I just am places.

Beautiful. So we spent half a million dollars on an Oscar campaign for KIIS FM.

Because a manatee's natural habitat is water.

Because feelings are the ceilings of our hearts,

Because for the holidays, they're all Gone Girl.

Because her account just tweeted out to 40 million followers,

Because his company is basically Hooters on wheels?

Because how could anyone else?

Because I am apparently aborting a baby I do not have.

Because I am here to support you no matter what,

Because I don't want to share you with anybody.

Because I heard if you stop doing drugs for a while,

Because I just blew this thing wide open.

Because I know there isn't, but if there is, you would tell me, right?

Because I used it to contribute to my friend's dumb Kickstarter campaign.

Because I was driving back and forth so much, I ran out of gas.

Because I will never have to make that decision, so I'm unbiased.

Because I'm good at it

Because I'm selling the company!

Because if I cut you, I am no gonna cry.

Because it makes you feel good about yourself.

Because it was successfully removed from my body!

Because it's so stigmatized.

Because Italians don't emigrate so much to America no more.

Because maybe I am Cool Sexy Diane,

Because nothing bad ever happens on the Labrador Peninsula.

Because of clients like Sextina.

Because opportunities are like sneezes from God,

Because otherwise you're just gonna get older, and harder, and more alone.

Because she is not a fan of Cabracadabra.

Because she's so understanding? This is a teenage pop star.

Because that was... Is that a speech you had ready to go?

Because that's the only way she can still feel love.

Because that's the only way she can still feel love.

Because there are some people you can't save.

Because this is the best goddamn thing that's ever happened to me.

Because this party would make a great Snapchat story.

Because to you my face is a symbol for the opiate of show business.

Because we think we're more important than everybody else.

Because we were on a softball team together

Because you meant to text Oh, shit, that's exactly what happened.

Because you really wanted to find that deer girl,

Because you think triangle buildings are, and I quote, "gauche as shit."

Because you're a goofy dad who once got his dick stuck in a vacuum cleaner.

Because you're Princess Carolyn, you can fix anything.

Because you're thinking about how

Because, honestly, Diane, what you do is so croosh.

Because, if you could've held out for just a couple more months,

Because, of course,

Because, right now, I am very in.

Beep beep. Someone's calling on the other line.

Before the very real damage that bottle nosed maniac

Before you go, I need you to sign these posters.

Before you reopened it by showing up unannounced at her college

Began when engineers took two panes of laminated glass

Being a movie star is the hardest job.

Being Secretariat isn't just about running fast.

Being there for each other through all of it, bosom friends,

Believe me, it happens sooner than you think.

Besides, I have to go. It's for work. I'm sorry.

Besides, I think you owe me, right? After what you did?

Besides, she's not gonna want to do this.

Better do what he says. He might have friends in the Mob.

Better question: Why am I still getting the L.A. Gazette?

Better than okay. I'm wonderful.

Big brother? I'm five minutes older.

Blimp pilots, sir.

Blueberry, goji berry, flax,

BoJack and Diane being professional. Doing our jobs and nothing else.

BoJack didn't book Pegasus.

BoJack Horseman, completely naked and covered in milk.

BoJack is not ready for a magazine feature.

BoJack kills?

BoJack would love to do the movie,

BoJack, are you okay in there?

BoJack, for the last 20 years

BoJack, giant chocolate Oscar's here

BoJack, how do you feel?

BoJack, I know there is an audience out there for our show.

BoJack, is this really a good idea?

BoJack, it's gonna be okay.

BoJack, it's such a beautiful movie and I think such a textured performance.

BoJack, the East Coast box office is in.

BoJack, there are millions of people who are better off for having known you.

BoJack, this is not a good look on you.

BoJack, we can't. I'm your agent.

BoJack, when I was in college, I had a job as a lifeguard...

BoJack, when you find yourself lost and disoriented and underwater

BoJack, why were you even in the bounce house, dummy?

BoJack, you didn't kill Nadia. BoJack did.

BoJack, you got another delivery. Someone sent a... nerd?

BoJack, you just got nominated for an Oscar.

BoJack, you know I think the world of you.

BoJack, you remember Emily, right?

BoJack, you wasted my thirties!"

BoJack, your complimentary Rolex is here.

BoJack!

BoJack! Beautiful day, huh?

BoJack! BoJack!

BoJack?

BoJack?

BoJack? [sighing] What did he do this time?

BoJack... I don't...

BoJack's got star power and grit up the wazoo. I can't imagine...

Boom! Boner! Pay up! What did I tell you?

Boom! This is David Pincher.

Boom! What's black and white and sexy all over?

Boring regular people love it when movie stars show up

Botticelli, Barbarelli, Beetle Bailey!

Boxer vs. Raptor, ♪ Na na na na na na na na! ♪

Boxer vs. Raptor, ♪ Na na na na na na na na! ♪

Boxer vs. Raptor, ♪ Na na na na na na na na! ♪

Boxer vs. Raptor, ♪ Na na na na na na na na! ♪

Boxer vs. Raptor, ♪ Na na na na na na na na! ♪

Boxer vs. Raptor, ♪ Na na na na na na na na! ♪

Boxer vs. Raptor, ♪ Na na na na na na na na! ♪

Boxer vs. Raptor, ♪ Na na na na na na na na! ♪

Boy, did New York do a number on you.

Boy, that old gal had something for everything, didn't she?

Boy, was I glad when we got out of that theater, though.

Bradley Cooper? We love him for some reason.

Bread Poot for City of AIDS.

Bread Poot for City Of AIDS...

Bring your prepubescent daughters,

Brrap brrap brrap brrap!

Buenas noches, amigos.

But a manager helps manage a client's career.

But also very proud that today Tovah is a woman.

But another part knows that's a lie.

But at what cost?

But before we dig in, is there anything I can get you?

But before you fold the omelette,

But control is a myth.

But did you really think he was that good in the movie?

But don't forget, you have a full day of muckety muck glad handing.

But even more slipped through the cracks.

But even then, we're going to need some sort of miracle.

But eventually I think he understood.

But everywhere I go, I have a free room.

But first, one thing that isn't being aborted: the road to Oscar.

But good trending, not bad trending, you understand?

But gross.

But has the concept of women having choices gone too far?

But here I am blah blah blah ing about my own boring, sexy, thrilling life.

But hey, you think Lou Bega knocked it out of the park

But I actually just came because I heard about the nomination

But I am very excited for this opportunity to put a face on this important issue.

But I can't

But I could use a few more

But I do feel like we got to the bottom of who really killed Princess Di

But I do know how precious and rare it is

But I do... a little, miss sunshine.

But I don't even know why I'm doing it. Does any of it matter?

But I don't know if the thing that I

But I don't think I have it in me right now.

But I don't want to be a chef. ♪ I want to sing ♪

But I feel like what everyone's overlooking here is,

But I feel like you told me some important story

But I gotta go to this marketing meeting now.

But I haven't even seen all the movies.

But I just have to say I love that sweater.

But I keep tweeting things and they keep getting retweeted,

But I know that I have them. So, can I check my phone real quick?

But I know that, deep down, you're broken, too.

But I love you so much and I need you to know that.

But I pulled some strings and you're in.

But I realized something today, when my brother called from the hospital,

But I remind you of the importance of communication.

But I swear to God we are like five big fights away from a divorce,

But I think for the next time, some people here

But I want to do some more nitrous and bath salts

But I'm actually enjoying my time off.

But I'm not in New York, I'm just on the conference call.

But I've been working all day on getting him the Pegasus movie

But if anything, I'm getting less.

But if I'm here in your house, it must be to make amends.

But if that's the only way she'll talk, then fine.

But if you know when you know and I only think that I know,

But if you say so, Signore Horseman.

But in this version, she's a tub man,

But it also means we can bring out the worst in each other.

But it kind of sounds like you're just going back to the same sort of job

But it wasn't fulfilling.

But marketing meetings, right?

But maybe it isn't the best idea?

But not funny "ha ha", more like funny Doonesbury.

But not here.

But now it's New Year's Eve and, Katie, my New Year's resolution to you

But now, the special people are saying,

But olive oil doesn't actually reduce the stickiness in pasta.

But once your body gets too banged up, they don't want you no more.

But one of those architects,

But other times I think...

But Penny doesn't have a kind angel played by Jose Canseco

But please, give me six months.

But rather than read the remarks I've been preparing

But really, guys, gross. Start it now.

But she probably would have been totally fine if you'd never shown up.

But sitting around the house worrying isn't going to help anyone.

But something's still fishy about this whole mess,

But sometimes she yells at me and I do not like being yelled at

But sometimes you open up a wall and it's incredible.

But still, she is putting her company's bottom line

But that ain't me anymore.

But that ain't me anymore.

But that did not work.

But that might be a little confusing to my fans,

But that night is a really good night.

But that person would also need access to a fleet of drivers

But that was BoJack before the book came out.

But that's the "U" that's in "us," so I already said that "U."

But the big opening of my restaurant is tonight!

But the light bulb has to want to change?

But the modern era of automotive glass

But the sugar doesn't know why. Sugar didn't ask to be born.

But then instead you texted Regular Boring Diane by mistake?

But then, I drop the pretzel on the ground,

But then, I find out you don't actually want to do it,

But then, it turning out that you didn't get the nomination.

But then, you turned it back around

But there's a book I've been trying to turn into a movie and I need your help.

But there's no record of you ever registering a complaint.

But there's nothing to tell,

But there's only two men, and the baby's a lady

But this is about my body and my choices,

But this is ridiculous!

But this is the real world now.

But we can both agree Horsin' Around was a good show, right?

But we do still have a little time to hear from Diane.

But we knew each other before we were anybody,

But we're a small agency and we need to think like one.

But we've found that a growing number are rating our drivers

But what else would I do? Who else would I be?

But what if there was a ride share service that could guarantee

But what if what I was really supposed to be was a manager?

But with a big star like you attached, we could sell this right away.

But within each man lives a great multiplicity, right?

But you and me, we don't want anything from each other.

But you don't need me anymore.

But you get lost in this town.

But you got into the car because, apparently, you are a two timing liar.

But you have to stop yourself,

But you know what they say. "It's an honor just to be nominated."

But you like me, and I don't know what that is.

But you went right to his house.

But you'll get your precious cargo by tomorrow.

But you're gonna have to work around his Pegasus schedule.

But you're too good to be writing Instagram captions for celebrities.

But you're welcome to check my pockets.

But you've really put the work in. I deem your marriage fixed.

But your parents are creeping me out.

But, for half an hour every week, I got to watch this show

But, for half an hour every week, I got to watch this show

But, hey, it was really great seeing you

But, in another sense, I'm promoting you

But, right now, I don't need to figure out anything.

But, you know, everything does that.

But... I don't think I'm straight, either.

But... it wasn't bound to happen.

Buy me a private dance in the Blowhole Room.

Bye.

Cabracadabblers, to Mr. Peanutbutter's house!

Cabracadabra had a killer holiday season

Cabracadabra. We wanna reach out and grab you.

Cabracadabra's going to be huge.

Call up Turteltaub and tell him I won't be pushed around on this.

Calm down. We can sort this out without having to get the Closer involved

Can a chitch get a parking validation or what?

Can everyone please stop making gun sounds?

Can I abort talking to you right now? Abort.

Can I get a photo with the star?

Can I get a selfie and another selfie if the first selfie doesn't look good?

Can I get it on stale?

Can we at least wait until after they lift the chair?

Can we get past the part where you're mad at me

Can we get to the goddamn point, please?

Can we go back? Pwease?

Can we make the appearances we're supposed to make and go home?

Can we please show a united front in front of the perps?

Can you believe it, BoJack? It's been almost a quarter of a century.

Can you believe that guy? What a nut, right?

Can you believe they're doing a Horsin' Around reboot without me?

Can you believe this one had never been to Cairo?

Can you come over? I need you.

Can you just tell her BoJack's here? Horseman. I'm an old friend.

Can you keep it down, please? Some people are trying to sleep.

Can you let it go? I don't want to have to ask you again.

Can you look at rainbows on your phone?

Can you take this seriously?

Can't get lower than that.

Can't wait for you to see Secretariat, think you're gonna love it.

Captain Peanutbutter, you old so and so.

Character actress Margo Martindale ain't afraid of nothin'!

Check this out, the last text message she sent.

Chia, shark fin, and... white rhino horn.

Children in society today are often reduced to their cuteness.

Chip? We've been wasted for... 31 hours?

Christ, stop the tape.

Chuff Hollister is the new Pegasus. We saved the agency.

Chuff Hollister.

Cinematic universe and you didn't call me?

Cocaine No! That's drywall.

Coffee, stale donuts, attention hogs telling boring stories about themselves?

Cold open, boner! Act one, boner!

Colin Firth for First Things Firth.

Combined into the supernova of not understanding

Come by here real late.

Come on down to Whale World, a fun, sexy time for the whole family.

Come on, buddy! Come on!

Come on, come on, come on! Pick up, Mr. Peanutbutter!

Come on, phone. Just stop!

Come on! You people call yourself drunks?

Commercial break "Hello, we're from the Wheaties corporation!" Back to boners!

Communication is a process. That's why we're going to Dr. Janet.

Cool fire pit.

Cool guys like that take me back to high school

Copy that. Releasing the envelope.

Cosmo does that. Kids' movies, athletic gear... statues.

Could that be why you want to cancel your subscription?

Could you ever have imagined that you'd give a performance like this?

Court? What game are you playing?

Crack an egg on your head, feel the yolk drip down.

Cram it, skip! Those limp dicks are about to find out

Crates and crates of spaghetti are pouring out into the ocean!

Critics are the worst. That's my review of critics.

Critics called it, "Gurgle glub glub blub blub."

Cuddlywhiskers

Cuddlywhiskers? I haven't talked to him since the show was canceled.

Cynic. Always laughing that terrible laugh.

Dad, you promised we were gonna play catch,

Daddy, it's so nice having you home.

Damn it, Randy. Just pick your best one.

Damn it. You were looking up your rights, weren't you?

Daniel Day Lewis.

Darling, you're doing marvelously, I am so proud of you.

Date canceled. I could use a bite to eat, though.

Day 75 at sea: there's a darkness brewing on the horizon.

Dead weight carcass of faded talent around my neck.

Deal. Best deal I ever made.

Definitely. This is a conversation.

Destroying people is what I pay you to do,

Diane, are you tweeting for pop starlet Sextina Aquafina right now?

Diane, do you ever look up at the stars