Derry Girls - Season 3 Edit

A 30 page document laying out the Good Friday Agreement

A A And...

A and and this is my husband, erm...

A bit, yes.

A box.

A calling's a calling.

A chairde.

A couple of drinks in her memory.

A couple of spotty kids or a grown man?

A crying bitch.

A face hat?

A fair bit, nail polish wise.

A family member? Mammy?

A ghost story they'll hardly believe.

A gift that allows me to connect

A hot air balloon, but I always thought that that was really...

A juice for the wean. I'll take a KitKat.

A lip liner, a mascara... Shite!

A lot.

A magician, firework display, karaoke machine,

A man that doesn't talk. She is living the dream, girls.

A military uniform.

A new car. Do you like it?

A new suit? Dunnes were having a sale.

A problem grasping the concept here, Joe.

A record breaking turnout, an overwhelming majority.

A red box.

A referendum is about to take place,

A toothbrush, and one of those wee face hats.

A voice told me to walk towards it.

A woman.

A'right, D Dog? OK, we need some balloons, streamers...

Aaw! Thank you, Sister.

About five of you managed to colonise half the planet,

About him maybe getting, I dunno, killed or something.

About last night, Erin...

About the boys' school being here, I mean.

About the engagement.

About this joint, which has caused you to lose

About what? About the summer of '77. About the leavers' disco.

Absolute arsehole.

Absolutely flying on the co codamol.

Absolutely not!

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. Agreed. Aye.

Academically, absolutely!

Ach, Aideen, what about you?

Ach, away of that.

Ach, Daddy. Love to know

Ach, don't be such a lick, Geraldine.

Ach, don't start banging on about punk, Deidre.

Ach, I wouldn't be interested in a man like Gabriel, Daddy.

Ach, I'm not bothered with that, love. Your mother had a tattoo.

Ach, I'm still not convinced, you know, Mary.

Ach, isn't this lovely?

Ach, it's just one of my wee interests. Really?

Ach, Jesus Christ!

Ach, Joe, Gerry. You keeping well?

Ach, Mary, come on, that's ridiculous.

Ach, Mary, don't give her the satisfaction. Yeah, she's a dick.

Ach, no, I'll be grand.

Ach, splitting the booking just made sense, you know, price wise.

Ach, sure, is there any point in raking it all up again?

Ach, that's awful. I can't remember a bloody thing.

Ach, we should let sleeping dogs do whatever they want, Deidre.

Ach, would you look who it is.

ACTORS WHISPER: Hope, hope, hope...

Admit it, Gabriel you're just a pervert

After all, girls! Clare, you little lesbian legend!

After me...

After the ceasefire they've all this stuff just lying about,

After what happened with my roof, you know.

Aged six and up it said on the box.

Ah, ah.

Ah, don't look at me like that, you.

Ah, fuck a doodle doo!

Ah, I love his wee toy car.

Ah, if you're making one.

Ah, it's herself. How are you keeping, Sheila?

Ah, Jim. What about ya?

Ah, look at these.

Ah, not great, I'm afraid. I caught dementia.

Ah, she's here!

Ah, sorry, no, our security guard Norman.

Ah, that's a great suit.

Ah, there we are!

Ah! Emily Bronte. Wow, what a genius.

Ah. Here, hold on, son.

Ah. I can't believe we're gonna see him play live.

Ah. I'll pass that on.

Ah. Sister Michael. Hi.

Ahem!

Aideen. That's it. Aideen O'Shea was massive.

Alex, don't leave me.

All I did was try and speak the truth, and...

All I did was...

All right, Conor. The truth is, you never satisfied me sexually.

All right, Erin?

All right, girls. Martin not with you?

All right, Juliet and Juliet, let's go.

All right, just whack them in there.

All right, love.

All right, Madstab, how's it going? Not bad.

All right, Mary Poppins? I've had a shocker, girls!

All right, Mary, how's it going?

All right, Mary? Do you want to play Guess Who?

All right, then, off you go. Are you not heading home now?

All right, Vicky? You're looking well.

All right?

All right? Where's James?

All that forbidden desire.

All the gays say lezzie.

All the lads.

All the old friends that didn't make it.

All this time, and we haven't said a word.

Almost one?! Is that it? Are you sure?

Although I'm starting university next year.

Amen.

Americans are such fucking heathens!

An aneurysm?

An hour? That wean's not well.

And a bag of Tayto. What flavour?

And a gun. An actual gun.

And a lot of absolute rides are gonna storm in here

And a pair of pliers, some hairspray,

And a word with myself.

And all it did was make me realise

And all the things I hadn't said

And also

And American Gigolo is not suitable viewing for teenage girls.

And buy him Fatboy Slim tickets, because he's such a big fan.

And dead people don't need jobs.

And dickhead or not, I'll have to stick with him.

And even if we could, she's booked up until next year.

And for the fact that this costume makes my rack look so, so cracker.

And for the love of suffering Jesus, take him with ye.

And for you information, Erin,

And fork out another 30 quid?

And FYI, it's pronounced Tomas.

And give the place a bit of a going over.

And handing them to the driver, and he was like,

And has now been vindicated as innocent!

And he asks me if I'd do him the honour of accepting it.

And he pulls over, and he whips out...

And he said he can get her to play your party

And he's going to come over here, he's going to find his bag,

And headed up to town with the money securely tucked away in his pocket.

And how is that different?

And I can wear my white hot pants,

And I do not want disturbed is that understood?

And I don't expect you to say anything,

And I don't want her to hear me. Who are you talking to, James?

And I for one will never forgive myself for that.

And I get cornered by your Uncle Colm. Christ.

And I get why Mammy wanted to move.

And I just wanted to invite you peeps along.

And I said absolutely not. I see. Well, sure all's well...

And I thought to myself,

And I want yous to give me an honest answer.

And I will floor you. I will lay you out.

And I'd just generally like

And I'm not actually sure this is such a good idea any more.

And I'm taking the Kimberleys.

And I'm trying to save for a holiday, so...

And I'm wondering if me taking this ring has somehow led Ciaran

And if it is run away from home bad,

And if our dreams get broken along the way...

And if that means that we must spend a night in Donegal,

And if they're anything like our parents,

And is point blank refusing to give them back.

And it turns out he fancies the whole of me.

And it was the wrong platform, and I ran across,

And it won an Oscar!

And it's totes freaking me out, to be honest.

And James Maguire.

And just come together... And fight ghosts.

And know we did something once.

And legs like that should not be hidden away.

And let's choose hope.

And let's face it, you could be doing with a bit of bronzer, Mary.

And make a couple of fake videos for You've Been Framed.

And make the journey all alone because we abandoned her,

And maybe a wee bit scary too, you know.

And my stuff is all the way up the other end, so...

And neither of us have so much as a base coat on yet.

And not only did they offer tickets for you, James and your friends,

And now I need to give all of my sponsorship money back.

And now my right ear has closed over.

And now that I'm out, I'm going to do some good.

And now you're absolutely stealing my thunder.

And now your father is going to kill the poor fella?

And now, with only days until the referendum takes place,

And open your hearts. That is all I need.

And place your palms flat against the wall!

And put them in a storage cupboard, or whatever?

And really they are just a big bunch of BLEEP themselves, so...

And riding. Quick question on the old riding front there.

And say that that head injury was much worse than what we thought,

And secondly, to allow us to govern ourselves from here,

And she was mad. Sure, didn't she get banged up?

And shimmy.

And snog the faces off us.

And sure, if I hadn't been in the middle of a Maeve Binchy,

And sure, who has time for that?

And swans do?

And talk to us about it.

And that Hans fella had an arse on him like two boiled eggs.

And that stash is his blood money.

And that the son, Diego, as she called him,

And that's never actually gonna happen anyway, so.

And that's the way it needs to stay!

And the alarm system deactivated.

And the dead feckin' frog, that's quite the body count, Joe.

And the fountain pens and the bastardin' Pop Tarts.

And the Good Friday Agreement will be put to the people.

And the little teeny tiny bits of raw fish.

And the orange diet started when? About 20 minutes ago.

And the people who took those lives, they're just gonna walk free.

And the trouble with the Irish is that they never forget.

And the Yes Campaign will push in these last crucial few days.

And then a voice, as if from nowhere,

And then he started shouting at me about a Jamaican bobsleigh team,

And then these group of lads spotted him

And then where does that leave me, Erin?

And then you started begging. ..that ends well, as they say.

And there was no sign of him.

And there was something else I wanted to talk to you about.

And there's a lot of valuable items in the building,

And there's no easy way to say this,

And there's nothing scarier than that.

And there's nothing we can do to help.

And there's nothing worse than clutter.

And they just start shouting abuse at him.

And they left him with a black eye and a broken leg.

And they shouldn't.

And they stole all the money that we gave him,

And they're living with a very serious condition.

And this is a...horrific miscarriage of justice.

And this ISN'T her house.

And this lot were in the process of thieving all our stuff.

And to think you could have prevented it, Gerry.

And tonight, Matthew, I'm gonna be...nowhere near that shit.

And two, you're much bigger than me!

And watch over her. Maybe he's watching over us.

And we can't just abandon Gerry, Daddy and our own weans.

And we come from a place called Derry.

And we have to grow up, because things...

And we're Catholic, for Christ's sake!

And we're gonna wipe that smile off Jenny Joyce's stupid face.

And we've got a pretty exciting first prize lined up.

And what about my bag?

And what about you? How's your...do you...have you?

And what age are you?

And what did he say?

And what do you think?

And what if it does?

And what the fuck do you think you're doing, Clare, the Haka?

And what would that involve, exactly?

And when I got there, the weirdest thing happened...

And while Fatboy Slim's presence brings excitement...

And you all have to guess what it is.

And you also operate the snack trolley. That's right.

And you are temporarily possessed by whatever evil spirit is rattling

And you can tell Michelle to enjoy the champagne, and the giftbags,

And you did?

And you thought you'd seen the back of me.

And you turn 18 this week?

And you're happy with this one? Very much so.

And you're raising her? Yeah.

And you've something that Jenny Joyce doesn't have.

And, secondly, I'm heading out.

And, well, he was a pastry chef.

And, well, the feeling was that I'd come and talk to you

And? And if we add that to the three dead pigeons, the dead mouse,

And...she's worried about that herself, is she?

Angels don't use crutches.

Animal.

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, our apologies for any inconvenience... Are we slowing down?

ANNOUNCER: The next train from platform two

Annoying wee bastards.

Any drinks or snacks? I'll have a Coke and a KitKat and...

Any real change that happened, happened in here.

Any sign of Janette?

Anything nice planned?

Anything?

Anything? This is for Erin.

Anyway, enough of my woes.

Anyway, I just thought I'd... Sorry.

Anyway, let us know, and have a safe flight.

Anyway, what does it matter?

Apology accepted. We also gave you a name.

APPLAUSE

APPLAUSE

Are lowered quite significantly with a lesbian daughter.

Are serving in it at this time.

Are the IRA famous for their swordsmanship?

Are they better than us?

Are they good?

Are they wearing glasses?

Are those shorts, Eammon?

Are we not.7 We're angels.

Are we still moving?

Are we wearing something belonging to her?

Are you a woman?

Are you all high?!

Are you all right?

Are you doing like half monkey life, half literary greats?

Are you engaged to Ciaran, Sarah?

Are you engaged to Ciaran?

Are you enjoying yourself, Richard?

Are you happy now? Cos...

Are you having an affair?

Are you hiring out your clothes?

Are you saying you think the IRA won't decommission

Are you sure?

Are you sure? Pretty sure, yeah. You look like a Brad to me.

Are you sure? Unless I forgot

Are you talking about Jaws? That's the one.

Are you wearing a wig?

Aren't I terrible?

Aren't you worried that nobody's gonna show up?

Argh!

Arm yourselves! THEY SCREAM

Armed police! Hands in the air now!

As a potential suitor.

As far as sausage rolls go,

As if this place isn't creepy enough. Oh, I like it.

As Jenny's AWFUL PLAY just alluded to,

As mad as a bag of cats, she was.

As Mo Mowlam arrived for a visit

Ask me.

Assemble some furniture and stuff. But when I arrive,

At a football match when a roving camera stuck her on

At last! Oh!

At least I'll be back for your 18th.

At least, with Gerry, you've none of that worry. Excuse me?

At one point it looked like you were going to cry.

At our Stars in their Eyes evening on Friday.

At the end of that tunnel. Something shifted.

Attention, everyone. Attention, please.

Attention, obviously.

Awk, Sister, it's yourself.

Aye, because America is so safe!

Aye, better do a few more rounds.

Aye, but the difference is I don't give a shit.

Aye, but they probably had, you know, talent.

Aye, but you're the double of Robert.

Aye, by the skin of your teeth, Michelle.

Aye, Daddy. Or smoking. No, Daddy. And no drugs.

Aye, I could eat, you know.

Aye, I do. Since when?

Aye, it comes and goes.

Aye, keep saying things like "suitor", Clare.

Aye, mine's playing up, now you mention it.

Aye, no, I get that.

Aye, she's not fully qualified yet, so to speak.

Aye, she's staying with me this week, so she is.

Aye, sure, you can't separate the flock.

Aye, that was some amount of gear they shifted.

Aye, that won't be happening. Amazing.

Aye, that's madness, Daddy. You should come to the disco with us.

Aye, true enough.

Aye, we did, aye.

Aye, well, a lot of work goes into it.

Aye, you're right. It is that.

Aye.

Aye.

Aye.

Aye.

Aye. And then they said,

Aye. Aye, well, if you'd let me finish,

Aye. Grand so.

Aye. Is that the going rate for a first communion these days?

Aye. Ten years gone, would you believe it?

Back then, everybody thought I was a bimbo.

Backchat me and it's disco detention.

BACKING TRACK CONTINUES

Bag of disguises? Couple of quick changes

Balls we did!

BANGING AT DOOR He's hammering at the door!

Bastard. What's wrong?

Be alert. Be on guard, vigilant.

Be careful, girls.

Be whoever you want.

Beautiful.

Because everybody was drinking wine.

Because he's a surgeon.

Because I got the gear.

Because I thought it would give me more options if I wanted

Because I'd been too scared, or...or too nervous.

Because I'm starting to think you guys haven't thought this through.

Because I've been a Fatboy fan way longer than you.

Because I've just finished The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, and...

Because if I don't have them on display, how will people know they're available?

Because if I lamp him, he'll definitely lamp me!

Because if this could end decades of violence, death and fear,

Because it would completely break her heart.

Because it's not actually going to happen.

Because it's pathetic, Erin.

Because one, it's ridiculous,

Because Richard has an early start in the morning,

Because that's an invitation to your engagement party.

Because there was a powerful whiff off the wee critter. That'll do.

Because they've misplaced their balaclavas?

Because we got ourselves into a slightly embarrassing situation.

Because we left her behind,

Because we need to rehearse because Jenny Joyce is such a...

Because you think you're better than us, and this proves you aren't.

Because you told Richard we definitely weren't invited!

Because, well, the idea that someone like me could go back to school,

Because, well, why would I, really?

Because, you know, erm...

BEEPING

Before you head off, son, I have a question for you.

BEGINS TO SOB: All I do is try my best, Erin...

Being really, really,

Being the president's daughter

Belfast is the capital. Aye, but that was an oversight, Gerry.

BELL CHIMES

BELL DINGS

BELL RINGS

BELL TOLLING

Big strapping lads ripped to fuck from all the turf collecting.

BIRDS CHIRP, COCK CROWS

Bit of a read? This isn't a fucking library, girls.

Bite my eye.

Blackout?! So I said to Jenny,

Bleurgh!

Blue stuff. Stinking!

Boke, boke, projectile boke.

BOTH CHUCKLE WRYLY

Both flavours? Loyalist and Republican. Of course.

Both flavours.

BOTH: Piss off, James!

Brad photographed it.

Break in.

Breaking and entering. No! Shut up, Orla!

Bridget Gallagher was telling me she went to see this psychic.

Broken vase. There was a window open in there.

Broth is soup and soup is broth.

Broth?

Busted.

But a ten year stretch does wonders for the old figure.

But all said and done... Girls...

But can I speak to him on my own for a moment?

But don't you think you're being slightly unreasonable?

But first...we dance.

But he says he has a better idea,

But he'll be OK, won't he?

But I could tell you a thing or two about Janette Joyce formerly O'Shea.

But I couldn't help myself tonight.

But I do sort of feel something here.

But I don't have to give the ring back, do I?

But I just wanted to check in case it isn't.

But I listened to the prawn cocktail monologue.

But I'll have to deal with the fallout at three in the morning when you wake up

But I'm a ride. I am a massive fucking ride.

But I'm having a wonderful time.

But I'm sure a few have, you know, died from old age.

But I've often thought about how I might.

But if we were to head up to town with a bag of disguises.

But it allowed me to work on myself.

But it had the legs of a sausage dog.

But it had wee, tiny legs.

But it was too late and I missed the train.

But it's a lot to navigate, girls,

But it's all been leading to up to this.

BUT it's not all bad news.

But it's sort of illegal, Deidre.

But no joy. Give us over an ice cube, will you, Mary?

But not to you.

But our tight hole mas wouldn't pay for two parties,

But she has totally turned things around now.

But she'd have made four of you, love.

But sure she lost the run of herself then, didn't she?

But that doesn't make any sense.

But that story didn't totally add up, was the thing.

But that wasn't the case at all.

But that's not to say I don't appreciate

But the Bolsheviks are just about to kick off.

But the fact is, Ciaran, that when you gave her the ring...

But the fact that he wants to thump James is a wee bit exciting.

But the father, he was Spanish.

But the house is a tip.

But there's a catch. I thought there might be.

But there's a young lad up in Pennyburn called Diego.

But they haven't said the bit! You haven't said the bit!

But they're just big monkeys, Orla!

But they've also thrown in the VIP experience too.

But things are just warming up!

But things can't say the same,

But we can't afford her,

But what cowboy is responsible for this soundproofing?

But what if Eammon came and stayed with you for a bit?

But you have messed with the wrong crowd this time, punk.

But you need to apologise. You think I should apologise?

But you wouldn't wanna be stuck in a lift with him.

But you're a bit tight with the old heating, now.

But you're English, James.

But, yes, I am,

BUZZER

BUZZER

By "do the deed" I mean ride. Yes, thank you, Michelle.

Bye, Clare.

Cad e mar ata sibh?

Calling at Castlerock, Coleraine and Portstewart.

Calling at Castlerock, Coleraine and Portstewart.

Calm the fuck down, James. You English?

Can anybody claim this man?

Can anyone ask her where this place is?

CAN he talk?

Can I have a crisp? Fuck off!

Can I hold your gun?

Can I just...

Can I remember where I put them?

Can I see your face?

Can I see your wee passes there?

Can I try something? Knock yourself out, Orla.

Can we borrow your video cam, Daddy?

Can we pick you up a girl?

Can we take that wee tiny horse?

Can you just give us a minute?

Can't believe we're actually gonna do this! Yeah, me either.

Can't say I'm familiar with it,

Canada.

Canada. My family are visiting from Canada.

Canadian cousin Rob. Christ, that must be...

Canadians! Canadians are heathens!

CAR HORN BEEPS That'll be Daddy!

Cara was gonna take it a walk earlier, but the hutch was open,

Careful now, Mary.

Careful, Mary.

Caricature artist... Oh, my God.

Carting him all the way down that road again.

Castlerock. Please depart safely.

CB RADIO: Sister Michael, you're needed backstage ASAP, over.

Champagne on arrival...

Champagne?

Champagne? No! Thank you.

Charlene Kavanagh made a shit ton when she done it last year,

Check.

CHEERING

CHEERING

CHEERING

CHEERING

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Cheers, Hans.

Chonaic me an diabhal amhain!

Chonaic me an diabhal amhain!

Chonaic me an diabhal amhain.

Christ almighty!

Christ almighty!

Christ almighty.

Christ, but these Americans are so argumentative.

Christ, but these are nice!

Christ, but you're a fine looking specimen.

Christ, girls, you didn't kill someone, did you?!

Christ, I feel sick. Why? You're gonna walk it, Clare.

Christ, is that the time?

Christ, look at those smiles.

Christ, not this fecker again...

Christ, that's some gaff.

Christ, the amount of crap we had to shift.

Christ, this could not get any worse!

Christ, this is desperate.

Christ, you don't think there's been some sort of a mix up, do you?

Christ, you'd need an A level in chemistry

Ciaran away, is he?

CIARAN: Oh, I wish I'd thought of that.

Ciaran's on his way round.

CLARE CLEARS HER THROAT Here we go.

Clare heard you arranging your dirty little rendezvous.

CLARE SCREAMS

Clare would have talked. Sh.

Clare, love...

Clare, what happened?

Clare, what is going on?!

Clare, what's going on?

Clare. I wasn't sure you saw me.

Clare. See that girl?

Clare. Yeah.

Colm, I've been thinking about this business with Eammon's roof.

Come on now,

Come on now, Sarah. As if I have time for that.

Come on, Cara, love.

Come on, Clare!

Come on, do it for Fatboy!

Come on, girls.

Come on, Mary. I can't, Gabriel.

Come on.

Compromising is all the rage. Sure everybody's at it.

Congratulations. Thank you.

Correct.

Could all be doing with a bit of a blast.

Could I just finish my point? Fine.

Could someone help me, please?

Could this be the end?

Could you take that thing off, please, Joe?

Couldn't get enough of the stuff.

Couldn't he speed up a wee bit?

Couple of dozen! We got chatting.

Course not, Daddy. And no dancing with boys.

Course you will. I'll stack you. You'll what.7

Crap, isn't it? I'm out of here soon, thank God.

Crime is crime is crime.

Cut off a leg?

D'you wanna get out of here?

Da, please! The fella's a control freak, Mary.

Daddy, Gerry won't tell Ciaran I don't want to marry him.

Daddy, how many times?

Daddy, what is it? What's wrong?

Daddy, what's this?

Daddy?

Damn it.

Dark days. Very dark days.

Das are in the pockets of mas. It's true.

Das are just Ma enablers.

Dear Chelsea,

Dear Jesus!

Dear Jesus!

Dear Jesus.

DEEP BREATHING I'm sorry, can nobody else hear that?

Definitely feels like we are.

DEIDRE: Then he just stopped.

Dementia? Riddled with it, so I am.

Dennis, what are you doing here?

Derry is the dream.

Derry just reminded her of Daddy too much.

Derry risk travelling there every summer.

Desperate altogether. Ach, sure there's nothing worse.

Despite the fact she obviously, you know...is subnormal.

Did her mother not pass away there?

Did Laurie plant the lips on you back there?

Did they have to choose the week of our party?

Did you enjoy the body of Christ?

Did you get glasses, Dennis?

Did you get your head around this referendum thing yet?

Did you just make 120 quid?

Different uniforms as well, I hope.

DING

DING

DING

DINGING

Dirtbag.

Disco detention? I'm thinking that's not great.

DISCO MUSIC PLAYS

Disposed of a body before, have you, Joe?

DISTANT SHOUTING, DOG BARKS

DISTORTED: # ...do you think you are?

Do I want to know why you're reading a book on the Russian Revolution?

Do it, Granda! Pack it in!

Do not fuck with us, Fifi.

Do not look at Orla, her ma is just an extension of my ma!

Do not pull out that... Is that a toothbrush?

Do not start on the script again! The script is a masterpiece!

Do not test me.

Do what? Remember what we talked about?

Do you fancy a game of Guess Who?

Do you have concussion?!

Do you have freckles?

Do you know the bit about how we don't have to

Do you mean that?

Do you mind filling the rest of us in?

Do you think it's his address?

Do you think so, Sarah? Oh, aye.

Do you think that's where they're going to do the deed?

Do you think your ma's getting plumbed by the plumber?

Do you think your ma's meeting him there?

Do you think? Yes.

Do you wanna find out or not, Clare?

Do you want a Pop Tart, Erin? No, I'm good, thanks. Clare?

Do you whack them in a jar

Does every bastard in Derry own this thing?! It would seem so.

Does this mean we're going steady?

Doesn't seem to have noticed anything.

DOG BARKS

DOG BARKS, DISTANT SHOUTING

Don't be asking to go on that ghost train? Do you hear me?

Don't be ridiculous, girls.

Don't be shy. Give it a good blast.

Don't be so dramatic, Gerry. We can have oranges. Oranges?

Don't be.

Don't do this, Mary. You have as much to lose as I do.

Don't go mad now. I drank a quarter bottle of this on Saturday night,

Don't know her from Adam.

Don't know if any of you guys are surgeons, but it's really full on.

Don't put me in that position.

Don't roll your eyes at me, Erin.

Don't say that. You're a fine looking woman.

Don't start, Gerry. When is he leaving?

Don't talk to me.

Don't worry, sweetheart, there you go.

Don't you "Erin, love" me! I'm sorry?

Don't you worry about me, girls. Just go and enjoy yourselves.

Donegal is coming down with them.

DONG

DONG

DONG

DOOR KNOCKS It's open!

Double Dutch is what it is.

Dresses? Rails.

Drum roll, please, Sister. Have you lost your actual mind?

Earlier today we caught up with local teenager Michelle Mallon

Earlier, when Dennis was talking about Niall, you did a face.

Eat your satsuma.

Eileen O'Kane did, Mary.

Eileen Rafferty turned 50 last year, did she not?

Eileen Rafferty turned 50, so she's having this party.

Elderly man!

Ended up having an argument with a fucking squirrel.

Enjoy yourselves, ladies.

Enough is enough. You can all sort yourselves out for once!

Enter.

Er, Derry. Er, Londonderry. Derry. L Londonderry.

Er, is that because you're his granda?

Er, right...

Er, the release of all paramilitary prisoners,

Ergo no university, ergo the end!

ERIN LAUGHS

Erin, are you OK?

Erin, love, what's wrong?

Erin, Orla, Clare, Michelle and James.

Erin, we're just a bit worried.

Erin? Leave me alone!

Erin. Erin Quinn.

Erin. Who's this? Your new friend?

Especially not since Mary killed his mother.

Even so, it's a lot of fuss for a school reunion, isn't it?

Even so, Sarah, wouldn't you like

Even so. This is Gabriel,

Ever since I saw that film,

Every voucher entitles you to a free item of make up,

Everybody is looking at me.

Everyday fucking glasses. Of course they are.

Everyone knowing our business and stuff. So...

Everyone sit down. I'll have a look at it later, Joe.

Everything all right?

Everything I do, I do it for you!

Evidence, Janette! Photographic evidence!

Exactly like Mammy's Toby jug collection.

Exactly!

Exactly.

Except good.

Except tidy their house? We shouldn't be here.

Except, by definition, they're not. They're a tribute act.

Exciting news for Derry today as tickets go on sale for Fatboy Slim.

Excuse me, Finfin. The sweets, the crisps, the drinks, you know, etc.

Excuse me, ma'am, can I just say I'd be absolutely willing