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Family Guy (1999) - Season 16 Family Guy is an animated television show created by Seth MacFarlane that first premiered in

Family Guy (1999) - Season 16

Family Guy is an animated television show created by Seth MacFarlane that first premiered in 1999. Known for its irreverent humor and satirical take on pop culture, the show has gained a massive fan following over the years. Season 16 of Family Guy continues to deliver the iconic blend of sharp social commentary and outrageous comedy that has made the series a household name.

The main cast of Family Guy includes Seth MacFarlane himself, who voices several of the show's central characters, including the bumbling yet lovable Peter Griffin and the maniacal baby genius Stewie Griffin. Alex Borstein lends her voice to the witty and outspoken matriarch of the Griffin family, Lois. Other notable cast members are Seth Green, who voices the awkward teenager Chris Griffin, Mila Kunis as the rebellious and sassy daughter Meg Griffin, and Mike Henry as Peter's dimwitted best friend, Cleveland Brown.

Season 16 of Family Guy tackles a wide range of topics, from politics and societal issues to pop culture phenomena. The episodes are filled with clever pop culture references and hilarious parodies that keep viewers laughing throughout. Whether it's Peter joining a vaping cult, Stewie creating a time machine to encounter famous historical figures, or the family going on unexpected adventures, the show never ceases to surprise its audience.

One of the standout episodes from Season 16 is "Emmy-Winning Episode," where the show pokes fun at its own lack of Emmy recognition. In this metafictional episode, Peter imagines what life would be like if Family Guy had actually won an Emmy, leading to a hilarious series of events and unexpected cameos from real-life celebrities.

Fans of Family Guy can now enjoy Season 16's wit and absurdity through the ability to play and download the show's sounds. By clicking on the provided link, viewers can have access to a vast selection of iconic quotes, hilarious one-liners, and memorable sound effects from the show. Whether it's Stewie's unmistakable British accent, Peter's signature laugh, or a classic catchphrase, these sounds allow fans to relive their favorite moments or even use them to add some humor to their daily lives.

So, if you're a fan of animated comedy and appreciate irreverent humor that dares to push boundaries, then Season 16 of Family Guy is a must-watch. Dive into the chaotic yet hilarious world of the Griffin family and their misadventures, and don't forget to grab hold of the sounds that will forever be synonymous with this iconic show. Enjoy the laughs and remember, it's all just a bit of Family Guy fun!

A $10,000 bounty has been offered for his return.
A $10,000 bounty has been offered for his return.
A 26 year age difference between the two of you.
A 26 year age difference between the two of you.
A a coat of armor to get me through the day,
A a coat of armor to get me through the day,
A a great bear,
A a great bear,
A And I'm sorry again I dumped you for Stryker.
A And I'm sorry again I dumped you for Stryker.
A And they knew you were alive the whole time?
A And they knew you were alive the whole time?
A And what's that say on your shirt?
A And what's that say on your shirt?
A Artisanal...
A Artisanal...
A confirmed plane ticket to Boca Raton.
A confirmed plane ticket to Boca Raton.
A conflict!
A conflict!
A counterclockwise trip around the Monopoly board.
A counterclockwise trip around the Monopoly board.
A dateless bargain to engrossing death!"
A dateless bargain to engrossing death!"
A digital compact disc.
A digital compact disc.
A family trip.
A family trip.
A few visionary Hollywood directors to create his...
A few visionary Hollywood directors to create his...
A girl "has a red scare in her Harry Truman"?
A girl "has a red scare in her Harry Truman"?
A girlfriend, and onto the road less scummy.
A girlfriend, and onto the road less scummy.
A grown man poo right through the split in his pants.
A grown man poo right through the split in his pants.
A guy who makes you feel like you ate a pot brownie
A guy who makes you feel like you ate a pot brownie
A hike? It's no problem.
A hike? It's no problem.
A Joe Dirt DVD, Scarlett Johansson
A Joe Dirt DVD, Scarlett Johansson
A lady has to have a few secrets.
A lady has to have a few secrets.
A lawn chair that was 80% off because it's winter.
A lawn chair that was 80% off because it's winter.
A little tight in a the couch?
A little tight in a the couch?
A little, perhaps.
A little, perhaps.
A little.
A little.
A loaf of bread, a container of milk
A loaf of bread, a container of milk
A loaf of milk, a container of bread
A loaf of milk, a container of bread
A lot of people like my stuff.
A lot of people like my stuff.
A lot of sour faced, arms folded head shaking.
A lot of sour faced, arms folded head shaking.
A millennial can be defined
A millennial can be defined
A Million Ways to Die in the West, no, thank you.
A Million Ways to Die in the West, no, thank you.
A pariah to all of Quahog,
A pariah to all of Quahog,
A passive aggressive domestic dispute.
A passive aggressive domestic dispute.
A piece of beef jerky was planted in the ground
A piece of beef jerky was planted in the ground
A place.
A place.
A place.
A place.
A plain burger.
A plain burger.
A possible cure.
A possible cure.
A professor is fired for having sex with one of his students.
A professor is fired for having sex with one of his students.
A professor is fired for having sex with one of his students.
A professor is fired for having sex with one of his students.
A purple Vespa to, um...
A purple Vespa to, um...
A quiet place to come up with a plan.
A quiet place to come up with a plan.
A real bull?
A real bull?
A restaurant full of people so distracted by their phones,
A restaurant full of people so distracted by their phones,
A scenario in my head.
A scenario in my head.
A shark bit Quagmire's penis off.
A shark bit Quagmire's penis off.
A show with just one character
A show with just one character
A simple hydraulic grapple winch.
A simple hydraulic grapple winch.
A sleighing song tonight.
A sleighing song tonight.
A soaring bird. Rain on a metal roof.
A soaring bird. Rain on a metal roof.
A speedboat erupted from the soil,
A speedboat erupted from the soil,
A steam driven mechanical exoskeleton.
A steam driven mechanical exoskeleton.
A stillborn child the size of a digestive biscuit.
A stillborn child the size of a digestive biscuit.
A television?
A television?
A through the nose dog exhale.
A through the nose dog exhale.
A used condom
A used condom
A Very Slow Christmas with Peabo Bryson.
A Very Slow Christmas with Peabo Bryson.
A week from Thursday, but I may be moving that up.
A week from Thursday, but I may be moving that up.
A Yeti cooler?
A Yeti cooler?
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Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! Lucky shot.
Aah! Lucky shot.
Aah! My leg is broken!
Aah! My leg is broken!
About domestic violence?
About domestic violence?
About her one day.
About her one day.
About how cool 'Nam is?
About how cool 'Nam is?
About my awesome $2,000 suit... my friend's dead!"
About my awesome $2,000 suit... my friend's dead!"
About my throbbing headache,
About my throbbing headache,
About Paul Walker being D E A D.
About Paul Walker being D E A D.
About some of the finest principals
About some of the finest principals
About that money I invested for you.
About that money I invested for you.
About this Principal Shepherd thing?
About this Principal Shepherd thing?
About to see the new Kevin Hart movie.
About to see the new Kevin Hart movie.
About what happened, and...
About what happened, and...
About your ass the whole way. Go ahead.
About your ass the whole way. Go ahead.
Absolutely everything.
Absolutely everything.
Absolutely had it.
Absolutely had it.
Absolutely I do... I I was just seeing if you do.
Absolutely I do... I I was just seeing if you do.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
According to my GPS, you're 20 feet
According to my GPS, you're 20 feet
According to our sources,
According to our sources,
According to the calculations on my Microsoft Surface,
According to the calculations on my Microsoft Surface,
Actually, brah, asking me what a trigger warning is
Actually, brah, asking me what a trigger warning is
Actually, I've decided to keep the couch on me.
Actually, I've decided to keep the couch on me.
Actually, it's whomever.
Actually, it's whomever.
Actually, Peter, from what I've seen,
Actually, Peter, from what I've seen,
Adios good bye, amigo friends.
Adios good bye, amigo friends.
Affirmative. And, Joe, I order you to just let the binoculars
Affirmative. And, Joe, I order you to just let the binoculars
After all the crap white people have given you your whole life?
After all the crap white people have given you your whole life?
After all, you were willing to jump off a cliff for Stryker.
After all, you were willing to jump off a cliff for Stryker.
After my surgery, I kept it in my freezer.
After my surgery, I kept it in my freezer.
After that, take my cousins to the airport
After that, take my cousins to the airport
After these turn of the century messages.
After these turn of the century messages.
Again, made with raisins, which are g****s
Again, made with raisins, which are g****s
Again! Again!
Again! Again!
Ah, a dollar.
Ah, a dollar.
Ah, a parchment of value!
Ah, a parchment of value!
Ah, come on, it's just an eye opener.
Ah, come on, it's just an eye opener.
Ah, crap, we're gonna die.
Ah, crap, we're gonna die.
Ah, crap!
Ah, crap!
Ah, craps.
Ah, craps.
Ah, cripes.
Ah, cripes.
Ah, dag!
Ah, dag!
Ah, damn it, he thinks we're The Simpsons.
Ah, damn it, he thinks we're The Simpsons.
Ah, forget it.
Ah, forget it.
Ah, Georgie.
Ah, Georgie.
Ah, ha, ha
Ah, ha, ha
Ah, he screwed it up.
Ah, he screwed it up.
Ah, heck!
Ah, heck!
Ah, hell, we're gonna be on the Internet.
Ah, hell, we're gonna be on the Internet.
Ah, here it is. "Griffin coma Peter."
Ah, here it is. "Griffin coma Peter."
Ah, how accomplished and affluent
Ah, how accomplished and affluent
Ah, I did it to myself.
Ah, I did it to myself.
Ah, I didn't know we were blowing it up.
Ah, I didn't know we were blowing it up.
Ah, I didn't see the movie.
Ah, I didn't see the movie.
Ah, I didn't tell it right.
Ah, I didn't tell it right.
Ah, I guess they stopped serving dinner at 9:30.
Ah, I guess they stopped serving dinner at 9:30.
Ah, I Rathboned somebody's Cumberbatch.
Ah, I Rathboned somebody's Cumberbatch.
Ah, I see the confusion. This must happen all the time.
Ah, I see the confusion. This must happen all the time.
Ah, I was born ready, too.
Ah, I was born ready, too.
Ah, I'm flattered, but my home is here.
Ah, I'm flattered, but my home is here.
Ah, I'm glad you came back, buddy.
Ah, I'm glad you came back, buddy.
Ah, I'm thinking of a different song.
Ah, I'm thinking of a different song.
Ah, it was fun.
Ah, it was fun.
Ah, look at that... Huffington Post just picked it up.
Ah, look at that... Huffington Post just picked it up.
Ah, look at that... We found another one!
Ah, look at that... We found another one!
Ah, man, you know, what even is a cove?
Ah, man, you know, what even is a cove?
Ah, my son was in the backseat.
Ah, my son was in the backseat.
Ah, nickels!
Ah, nickels!
Ah, oh, you you mean something Joe can't do?
Ah, oh, you you mean something Joe can't do?
Ah, Pieoter, habinsky Vermhoeven.
Ah, Pieoter, habinsky Vermhoeven.
Ah, rats.
Ah, rats.
Ah, really?
Ah, really?
Ah, script. Now you're talking my language.
Ah, script. Now you're talking my language.
Ah, so close.
Ah, so close.
Ah, that was a good day's work.
Ah, that was a good day's work.
Ah, that... that does... that does make me feel better.
Ah, that... that does... that does make me feel better.
Ah, that's just a silly title they gave me
Ah, that's just a silly title they gave me
Ah, that's just a silly title they gave me
Ah, that's just a silly title they gave me
Ah, the Aiwa Double Tape Deck.
Ah, the Aiwa Double Tape Deck.
Ah, the ladies' room at Wimbledon.
Ah, the ladies' room at Wimbledon.
Ah, the sun feels good on my drunk chest.
Ah, the sun feels good on my drunk chest.
Ah, the world's changed since I've been in there.
Ah, the world's changed since I've been in there.
Ah, this was hilarious.
Ah, this was hilarious.
Ah, well, hindsight.
Ah, well, hindsight.
Ah, well, some dildo wrote his phone number on it,
Ah, well, some dildo wrote his phone number on it,
Ah, what's wrong, Pete?
Ah, what's wrong, Pete?
Ah, yes, we're waiting for you.
Ah, yes, we're waiting for you.
Ah, you caught me, Mr. Holmes.
Ah, you caught me, Mr. Holmes.
Ah, you're right. That didn't make much sense.
Ah, you're right. That didn't make much sense.
Ah, you're right. This sucks.
Ah, you're right. This sucks.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! I'm melting!
Ah! I'm melting!
Ah! Son of a bitch!
Ah! Son of a bitch!
Ah. Oh.
Ah. Oh.
Ah. You there, mailman
Ah. You there, mailman
Ah..
Ah..
Ah...
Ah...
Ah...
Ah...
Ah...
Ah...
Ah...
Ah...
Aha, ha!
Aha, ha!
Aha!
Aha!
Aha!
Aha!
Aha! Stewie?
Aha! Stewie?
Ahoy. It's me.
Ahoy. It's me.
Alcoholism runs in our family.
Alcoholism runs in our family.
All all right, okay.
All all right, okay.
All his victims were prostitutes
All his victims were prostitutes
All I did was create things, but since then,
All I did was create things, but since then,
All I have left is you guys.
All I have left is you guys.
All I would've done is be a perfect gentleman.
All I would've done is be a perfect gentleman.
All kids report to the blue van in the park at 3:00 p.m.
All kids report to the blue van in the park at 3:00 p.m.
All loaded up with Christmas spirit
All loaded up with Christmas spirit
All of Canada and Grenada,
All of Canada and Grenada,
All of it.
All of it.
All right, "Two Princes."
All right, "Two Princes."
All right, all right, I think, I think I'm getting it.
All right, all right, I think, I think I'm getting it.
All right, all right, I'll delete the tweet.
All right, all right, I'll delete the tweet.
All right, all right, just just calm down, okay?
All right, all right, just just calm down, okay?
All right, all right. Well, that's that's fair.
All right, all right. Well, that's that's fair.
All right, Bill Murray's driving a cab.
All right, Bill Murray's driving a cab.
All right, Brian, I negotiated to get Mort
All right, Brian, I negotiated to get Mort
All right, Brian. Now, if we're going to get you
All right, Brian. Now, if we're going to get you
All right, but it stays between us.
All right, but it stays between us.
All right, can you name every SNL actor alphabetically?
All right, can you name every SNL actor alphabetically?
All right, Captain America, we have to get ready
All right, Captain America, we have to get ready
All right, Chris, if we're going to find that misprint dollar,
All right, Chris, if we're going to find that misprint dollar,
All right, everybody, freeze! This is the U.S. Coast Guard.
All right, everybody, freeze! This is the U.S. Coast Guard.
All right, everybody, I'm off to Colombia...
All right, everybody, I'm off to Colombia...
All right, everyone, grab your hot ciders
All right, everyone, grab your hot ciders
All right, everyone.
All right, everyone.
All right, fine.
All right, fine.
All right, give me all your money!
All right, give me all your money!
All right, got some vodka and tampons.
All right, got some vodka and tampons.
All right, guys, I got to come up with some social media ideas
All right, guys, I got to come up with some social media ideas
All right, he's gone.
All right, he's gone.
All right, here comes the fight.
All right, here comes the fight.
All right, here it goes.
All right, here it goes.
All right, here's what we do!
All right, here's what we do!
All right, how about the Coast Guard?
All right, how about the Coast Guard?
All right, I got to get over to my mom's wake.
All right, I got to get over to my mom's wake.
All right, it's you.
All right, it's you.
All right, just switch us all back.
All right, just switch us all back.
All right, kids, we're gonna use these scissors
All right, kids, we're gonna use these scissors
All right, ladies, time to mingle.
All right, ladies, time to mingle.
All right, let me say good bye to Mommy.
All right, let me say good bye to Mommy.
All right, let me squinch my face up
All right, let me squinch my face up
All right, let's get [BLEEP] high.
All right, let's get [BLEEP] high.
All right, let's get out of here before we're all arrested
All right, let's get out of here before we're all arrested
All right, let's get to work. Grab your binoculars.
All right, let's get to work. Grab your binoculars.
All right, let's get upstairs and fix..
All right, let's get upstairs and fix..
All right, let's have an inconsistently smashed
All right, let's have an inconsistently smashed
All right, let's start this again.
All right, let's start this again.
All right, let's switch back.
All right, let's switch back.
All right, let's... Let's just hang on and figure this out.
All right, let's... Let's just hang on and figure this out.
All right, Lois, I'm off to the mall.
All right, Lois, I'm off to the mall.
All right, now you got to reverse the voltage orientation
All right, now you got to reverse the voltage orientation
All right, now, a lot of these scenes are gonna be
All right, now, a lot of these scenes are gonna be
All right, now, I see you've got large breasts.
All right, now, I see you've got large breasts.
All right, okay, yeah, I'm I'm getting ahead of these.
All right, okay, yeah, I'm I'm getting ahead of these.
All right, one, two, three.
All right, one, two, three.
All right, open app.
All right, open app.
All right, radio, time for you to tell me what this all means.
All right, radio, time for you to tell me what this all means.
All right, Six Second Talk Show
All right, Six Second Talk Show
All right, so I'll run in first and use an intimidating shout.
All right, so I'll run in first and use an intimidating shout.
All right, Stewie, time to go.
All right, Stewie, time to go.
All right, Stewie, what's the first rule of Fight Club?
All right, Stewie, what's the first rule of Fight Club?
All right, Stripes.
All right, Stripes.
All right, t then just squeak out the whistle part.
All right, t then just squeak out the whistle part.
All right, thank you.
All right, thank you.
All right, the museum is that way,
All right, the museum is that way,
All right, then.
All right, then.
All right, this is where we can buy those pills
All right, this is where we can buy those pills
All right, time for Fast and the Furious
All right, time for Fast and the Furious
All right, trying to be the Internet is impossible.
All right, trying to be the Internet is impossible.
All right, we are buying none of these.
All right, we are buying none of these.
All right, we got to let all the other boats know.
All right, we got to let all the other boats know.
All right, we'll take it. It's better than nothing.
All right, we'll take it. It's better than nothing.
All right, we'll tell you.
All right, we'll tell you.
All right, well, I hope you make a go of it.
All right, well, I hope you make a go of it.
All right, well, if you're ever free,
All right, well, if you're ever free,
All right, when he comes back,
All right, when he comes back,
All right, who's up for waterskiing?!
All right, who's up for waterskiing?!
All right, yeah.
All right, yeah.
All right, you ready to watch Rocky IV?
All right, you ready to watch Rocky IV?
All right, you ready?
All right, you ready?
All right, you talked me into it.
All right, you talked me into it.
All right, you will be there in six minutes.
All right, you will be there in six minutes.
All right, you're not getting it.
All right, you're not getting it.
All right.
All right.
All right. Now, I'm not sure if I'm saying this right,
All right. Now, I'm not sure if I'm saying this right,
All right. Okay. I I got it. I know what we're gonna...
All right. Okay. I I got it. I know what we're gonna...
All right. Report to the induction center tomorrow.
All right. Report to the induction center tomorrow.
All right. So, what's the plot?
All right. So, what's the plot?
All right. Where's that?
All right. Where's that?
All tens and ones.
All tens and ones.
All the information that could put you away forever.
All the information that could put you away forever.
All the porn girls I follow on Instagram have Santa hats on.
All the porn girls I follow on Instagram have Santa hats on.
All the prostitutes were killed by a left handed assailant.
All the prostitutes were killed by a left handed assailant.
All the way down
All the way down
All these questions?
All these questions?
Almost, Meg.
Almost, Meg.
Almost.
Almost.
Along with germ, it is an integral part of whole grains.
Along with germ, it is an integral part of whole grains.
Along with germ, it is an integral part of whole grains.
Along with germ, it is an integral part of whole grains.
Also the makers of Kinder Coffee,
Also the makers of Kinder Coffee,
Also, American football.
Also, American football.
Also, I know this is a big inconvenience,
Also, I know this is a big inconvenience,
Also, my band is playing tonight at an inconvenient time.
Also, my band is playing tonight at an inconvenient time.
Also, the lack of diversity here is horrifying, brah.
Also, the lack of diversity here is horrifying, brah.
Although I did hear Ryan Reynolds visited him.
Although I did hear Ryan Reynolds visited him.
Although I was incensed by this man,
Although I was incensed by this man,
Although, I guess you are everywhere, and in all places.
Although, I guess you are everywhere, and in all places.
Am am I... is it..
Am am I... is it..
Am I in a Leftovers?
Am I in a Leftovers?
Am I..
Am I..
Amazing
Amazing
An energy source powerful enough to match the electrical surge
An energy source powerful enough to match the electrical surge
An inconsistent lead on us
An inconsistent lead on us
And a baby.
And a baby.
And a Frenchman walk into a bar...
And a Frenchman walk into a bar...
And a Joe Dirt DVD.
And a Joe Dirt DVD.
And a pretty good ribbing by those South Park guys.
And a pretty good ribbing by those South Park guys.
And a sack full of hastily bought gifts from the CVS.
And a sack full of hastily bought gifts from the CVS.
And a stick of butter.
And a stick of butter.
And a terrible parent.
And a terrible parent.
And a younger body to make you feel more virile.
And a younger body to make you feel more virile.
And actually, he was just about done.
And actually, he was just about done.
And adds some color to his face.
And adds some color to his face.
And admitted the relationship was consensual.
And admitted the relationship was consensual.
And again and again and again and again
And again and again and again and again
And again and again and again and again
And again and again and again and again
And again and again, and again.
And again and again, and again.
And all you can say is, "We don't want bacon,
And all you can say is, "We don't want bacon,
And also to you.
And also to you.
And amplify the electron flow to the motherboard.
And amplify the electron flow to the motherboard.
And an employee thought we were sisters?
And an employee thought we were sisters?
And an orange soda without a cap.
And an orange soda without a cap.
And an unlimited number of other characters?
And an unlimited number of other characters?
And and Laura Hallston's jugs are just slamming into you.
And and Laura Hallston's jugs are just slamming into you.
And and not like him like him. I'm not gay.
And and not like him like him. I'm not gay.
And and then when... we'll we'll do your thing.
And and then when... we'll we'll do your thing.
And and whatever else is out there...
And and whatever else is out there...
And annoy people.
And annoy people.
And as a blue collar TV dad, I demand you enlist.
And as a blue collar TV dad, I demand you enlist.
And as our judges tabulate the results,
And as our judges tabulate the results,
And ask for medical diagnosises?
And ask for medical diagnosises?
And ask them which one of us is fat.
And ask them which one of us is fat.
And at first you liked having him at home
And at first you liked having him at home
And Balboa is down!
And Balboa is down!
And besides, Dad's the one
And besides, Dad's the one
And besides, I can't go to Russia.
And besides, I can't go to Russia.
And Bonnie's dead from the waist up.
And Bonnie's dead from the waist up.
And bran, the hard outer layers of cereal grain.
And bran, the hard outer layers of cereal grain.
And bran, the hard outer layers of cereal grain.
And bran, the hard outer layers of cereal grain.
And bump your head on a low eave.
And bump your head on a low eave.
And business at the brewery must go on.
And business at the brewery must go on.
And by tattling on someone, you're really just telling them,
And by tattling on someone, you're really just telling them,
And carrying a bag with something heavy in it
And carrying a bag with something heavy in it
And climb to the top of the tower.
And climb to the top of the tower.
And coming up, Russia and Prussia
And coming up, Russia and Prussia
And commits an identical murder
And commits an identical murder
And could I get a Moscow mule?
And could I get a Moscow mule?
And decimated my entire life.
And decimated my entire life.
And did you see the lady outside with the empty cat carrier?
And did you see the lady outside with the empty cat carrier?
And do the best we can,
And do the best we can,
And doesn't make or receive phone calls or work in any way?
And doesn't make or receive phone calls or work in any way?
And doing just fine.
And doing just fine.
And Eli Manning!
And Eli Manning!
And eventually, I became friends with six boys:
And eventually, I became friends with six boys:
And every gal wants the same guy who keeps
And every gal wants the same guy who keeps
And every time you glance at this picture,
And every time you glance at this picture,
And every year, we don't go because you don't want to.
And every year, we don't go because you don't want to.
And everyone's dancing,
And everyone's dancing,
And finally, for Meg, a clock radio with an iPod jack
And finally, for Meg, a clock radio with an iPod jack
And for my beloved wife,
And for my beloved wife,
And for viewers making less than $40,000 a year,
And for viewers making less than $40,000 a year,
And gather around the speakerphone.
And gather around the speakerphone.
And get away with it.
And get away with it.
And give me a moment?
And give me a moment?
And give our soldiers the respect they deserve.
And give our soldiers the respect they deserve.
And give you a spoon 'cause you're a dumb baby.
And give you a spoon 'cause you're a dumb baby.
And God, your head.
And God, your head.
And groaning floorboards playing her out.
And groaning floorboards playing her out.
And having thicker hair than a werewolf.
And having thicker hair than a werewolf.
And he and Michael share a moment that you're not part of.
And he and Michael share a moment that you're not part of.
And he comes every Valentine's Day on on a a...
And he comes every Valentine's Day on on a a...
And he hits a great shot, right on the green.
And he hits a great shot, right on the green.
And he introduced me to 1997 George Clooney.
And he introduced me to 1997 George Clooney.
And he says, "Let's take a selfie."
And he says, "Let's take a selfie."
And he snapped out of it and caught it.
And he snapped out of it and caught it.
And he was smitten.
And he was smitten.
And he's going to Vermont to scatter the ashes.
And he's going to Vermont to scatter the ashes.
And he's headed right to the bar.
And he's headed right to the bar.
And he's not even black.
And he's not even black.
And he's not fat or thin.
And he's not fat or thin.
And he's not young or old.
And he's not young or old.
And he's pretty nervous.
And he's pretty nervous.
And he's strong, like me.
And he's strong, like me.
And head on down to the juke joint.
And head on down to the juke joint.
And here's a thousand profit.
And here's a thousand profit.
And here's one for my beautiful daughter.
And here's one for my beautiful daughter.
And here's one for Stewie.
And here's one for Stewie.
And here's one from The Supremes.
And here's one from The Supremes.
And here's Pitbull with his newest hit,
And here's Pitbull with his newest hit,
And his transport should be getting in soon.
And his transport should be getting in soon.
And hurry, she's all revved up.
And hurry, she's all revved up.
And I agreed I'd respect the majority
And I agreed I'd respect the majority
And I also ordered an extra slice of pie.
And I also ordered an extra slice of pie.
And I are both...
And I are both...
And I don't feel like waiting to see how it links up to my thing.
And I don't feel like waiting to see how it links up to my thing.
And I don't pretend I'm something I'm not.
And I don't pretend I'm something I'm not.
And I don't want any of that for you
And I don't want any of that for you
And I don't want you using it anymore!
And I don't want you using it anymore!
And I elbow crawled to the sponge and shower chair.
And I elbow crawled to the sponge and shower chair.
And I got a weird message from Paul Verhoeven
And I got a weird message from Paul Verhoeven
And I had a seizure.
And I had a seizure.
And I have lesions that'll never heal.
And I have lesions that'll never heal.
And I have no other option than crime.
And I have no other option than crime.
And I have nobody to eat lunch with.
And I have nobody to eat lunch with.
And I hope the exhibits here at The Museum of Television & Radio
And I hope the exhibits here at The Museum of Television & Radio
And I hope you like turbulence, dildos
And I hope you like turbulence, dildos
And I I don't have any friends,
And I I don't have any friends,
And I just know I'm gonna be the one
And I just know I'm gonna be the one
And I just want you to see that not everyone in Quahog
And I just want you to see that not everyone in Quahog
And I killed the guys,
And I killed the guys,
And I know how you're gonna say it
And I know how you're gonna say it
And I love it.
And I love it.
And I made your favorite, peanut butter chocolate chip cookies.
And I made your favorite, peanut butter chocolate chip cookies.
And I really, really, really want to see Hamilton,
And I really, really, really want to see Hamilton,
And I say a, "Mamma mia!"
And I say a, "Mamma mia!"
And I see that you're on the rooftop pool deck
And I see that you're on the rooftop pool deck
And I spin around over there and sing Sound of Music.
And I spin around over there and sing Sound of Music.
And I want to kill myself.
And I want to kill myself.
And I wanted to invite you guys to the opening
And I wanted to invite you guys to the opening
And I was able to fool you, as I am a master of disguise.
And I was able to fool you, as I am a master of disguise.
And I was sick of always playing second fiddle to that bear!
And I was sick of always playing second fiddle to that bear!
And I work in town as a choreographer and florist.
And I work in town as a choreographer and florist.
And I... I give myself these excruciating migraines.
And I... I give myself these excruciating migraines.
And I'd get the blame for freeing the man
And I'd get the blame for freeing the man
And I'd sooner bang him.
And I'd sooner bang him.
And I'll always remember you, Ellie.
And I'll always remember you, Ellie.
And I'll tell you who's gay."
And I'll tell you who's gay."
And I'm a gay alien.
And I'm a gay alien.
And I'm afraid he won't like me back.
And I'm afraid he won't like me back.
And I'm afraid you'll have to catch her without me.
And I'm afraid you'll have to catch her without me.
And I'm being voiced by a white actor.
And I'm being voiced by a white actor.
And I'm bi sexual, like all members of the Coast Guard.
And I'm bi sexual, like all members of the Coast Guard.
And I'm Cris Collinsworth from NBC Sunday Night Football.
And I'm Cris Collinsworth from NBC Sunday Night Football.
And I'm gonna be like, "Why are you talking
And I'm gonna be like, "Why are you talking
And I'm gonna move to New York City
And I'm gonna move to New York City
And I'm here at The Museum of Television & Radio
And I'm here at The Museum of Television & Radio
And I'm looking way over here.
And I'm looking way over here.
And I'm proud of my Coast Guard dad.
And I'm proud of my Coast Guard dad.
And I'm scared he might've done something drastic.
And I'm scared he might've done something drastic.
And I'm sickened by the thought of trolling for free handouts
And I'm sickened by the thought of trolling for free handouts
And I'm so anxious all the time,
And I'm so anxious all the time,
And I'm sorry about Fuddruckers.
And I'm sorry about Fuddruckers.
And I'm sorry I pushed it on you.
And I'm sorry I pushed it on you.
And I'm still married to you because...?
And I'm still married to you because...?
And I'm still the voice
And I'm still the voice
And I'm very late for work.
And I'm very late for work.
And I've even memorized some of the songs,
And I've even memorized some of the songs,
And if all of it came to an end right then and there, so be it.
And if all of it came to an end right then and there, so be it.
And if being a woman makes you happy,
And if being a woman makes you happy,
And if being a woman makes you happy,
And if being a woman makes you happy,
And if something goes wrong and I don't survive,
And if something goes wrong and I don't survive,
And if they don't know him, why is he at the table?
And if they don't know him, why is he at the table?
And if they like you, they're gonna hire you.
And if they like you, they're gonna hire you.
And if you miss, you got to drink?
And if you miss, you got to drink?
And if you're too scared to do it with me,
And if you're too scared to do it with me,
And in that speedboat... was Michael Bay.
And in that speedboat... was Michael Bay.
And in the chaos, I searched desperately for my parents.
And in the chaos, I searched desperately for my parents.
And in the hippo tradition,
And in the hippo tradition,
And ineffectually trying to warn young people about drugs?
And ineffectually trying to warn young people about drugs?
And introducing Doodles Weaver as Brian the Dog.
And introducing Doodles Weaver as Brian the Dog.
And it happened far, far too soon.
And it happened far, far too soon.
And it is now a sacred space, like a temple.
And it is now a sacred space, like a temple.
And it painted my smile.
And it painted my smile.
And it swapped everybody in town.
And it swapped everybody in town.
And it was jumpin'. It really was.
And it was jumpin'. It really was.
And it'll all blow over. Trust me.
And it'll all blow over. Trust me.
And it's not like I'd be lying.
And it's not like I'd be lying.
And it's so great dating someone who understands
And it's so great dating someone who understands
And it's so peaceful.
And it's so peaceful.
And it's the cheapest on the market.
And it's the cheapest on the market.
And Jared from Subway spend the night?
And Jared from Subway spend the night?
And Jared from Subway,
And Jared from Subway,
And Joe took all the mon... the money!
And Joe took all the mon... the money!
And just for the record, I love black people.
And just for the record, I love black people.
And keeps you from feeling the sensation of hunger.
And keeps you from feeling the sensation of hunger.
And kept it off this time.
And kept it off this time.
And kiss you with black coffee breath.
And kiss you with black coffee breath.
And knows stuff, all without wires.
And knows stuff, all without wires.
And last week, a professor told his class to have a nice day,
And last week, a professor told his class to have a nice day,
And later still, recreate it in a small bed and breakfast
And later still, recreate it in a small bed and breakfast
And later, to a lesser degree, The Simpsons.
And later, to a lesser degree, The Simpsons.
And left in a hurry, it's got nothing to do with me,
And left in a hurry, it's got nothing to do with me,
And left in a hurry, it's got nothing to do with me,
And left in a hurry, it's got nothing to do with me,
And look at some cat emojis with me?
And look at some cat emojis with me?
And make some tired joke about selfies that only you laugh at,
And make some tired joke about selfies that only you laugh at,
And Many People Will Die" booze cruise.
And Many People Will Die" booze cruise.
And maybe they'll get off our backs.
And maybe they'll get off our backs.
And me and the guys always celebrate it
And me and the guys always celebrate it
And meds for our daughter in the CIA.
And meds for our daughter in the CIA.
And Meg has become a woman in front of our very eyes."
And Meg has become a woman in front of our very eyes."
And men's attire will be provided
And men's attire will be provided
And Michael's posted it to his 86 followers on Instagram...
And Michael's posted it to his 86 followers on Instagram...
And more about your suit.
And more about your suit.
And move the house a little bit to the left.
And move the house a little bit to the left.
And my crazy dream about a cool guy.
And my crazy dream about a cool guy.
And my little girl.
And my little girl.
And my painting!
And my painting!
And neither was Father.
And neither was Father.
And no matter what you show me,
And no matter what you show me,
And no need to have reminders at home
And no need to have reminders at home
And no one had ever done anything so romantic
And no one had ever done anything so romantic
And no one's gotten a single answer wrong.
And no one's gotten a single answer wrong.
And no Trump questions.
And no Trump questions.
And not wearing a topcoat,
And not wearing a topcoat,
And nothing to console me but the screaming black dolphins.
And nothing to console me but the screaming black dolphins.
And now a reading from the book of JustJared.
And now a reading from the book of JustJared.
And now a word from our sponsor: Fred Trump Apartments.
And now a word from our sponsor: Fred Trump Apartments.
And now here comes a text
And now here comes a text
And now I know exactly what I have to do.
And now I know exactly what I have to do.
And now I will disguise myself as a prostitute named Valerie.
And now I will disguise myself as a prostitute named Valerie.
And now I'm in this mess.
And now I'm in this mess.
And now I'm told she identifies as a man,
And now I'm told she identifies as a man,
And now I'm tweeting about you, brah.
And now I'm tweeting about you, brah.
And now look... that could've been me on Fashion Police
And now look... that could've been me on Fashion Police
And now look... that could've been me on Fashion Police
And now look... that could've been me on Fashion Police
And now they've taken over the house.
And now they've taken over the house.
And now this?!
And now this?!
And now to say good night
And now to say good night
And now to seal it with a wet cough.
And now to seal it with a wet cough.
And now to turn slightly.
And now to turn slightly.
And now we know what it was. You're a psycho!
And now we know what it was. You're a psycho!
And now you're being sent to the ad's website,
And now you're being sent to the ad's website,
And now you're fired, brah.
And now you're fired, brah.
And now you're trending, brah.
And now you're trending, brah.
And now your life is ruined, brah.
And now your life is ruined, brah.
And now, Raleigh Kids,
And now, Raleigh Kids,
And now, to say good night to my favorite a celebrity,
And now, to say good night to my favorite a celebrity,
And now, you just talk at it.
And now, you just talk at it.
And now, your host, here...
And now, your host, here...
And off again I went,
And off again I went,
And on karaoke night, I identify as George Michael
And on karaoke night, I identify as George Michael
And on the side stage, it's "Neil Young asleep"
And on the side stage, it's "Neil Young asleep"
And on top of you.
And on top of you.
And once there, you can see how Michael begins looking
And once there, you can see how Michael begins looking
And one day, all too soon, I'm gonna be crying
And one day, all too soon, I'm gonna be crying
And one goes to charity.
And one goes to charity.
And other stuff!
And other stuff!
And our DVD didn't work.
And our DVD didn't work.
And our one weird serrated spoon.
And our one weird serrated spoon.
And our winner in the male division is...
And our winner in the male division is...
And people are gonna be like, "Oh, nice suit,"
And people are gonna be like, "Oh, nice suit,"
And people have been really nice.
And people have been really nice.
And people think I'm the dummy.
And people think I'm the dummy.
And pick up my other cousins
And pick up my other cousins
And powers virtually every server on the globe.
And powers virtually every server on the globe.
And prepare to fish my teeth out of my stool.
And prepare to fish my teeth out of my stool.
And put on a pair of glasses I never wear
And put on a pair of glasses I never wear
And put up this year's Christmas lights.
And put up this year's Christmas lights.
And regular people get hurt.
And regular people get hurt.
And remember, no phones, people.
And remember, no phones, people.
And riding a horse there.
And riding a horse there.
And sadly on the other side of.
And sadly on the other side of.
And saw your car out front.
And saw your car out front.
And say whatever you want.
And say whatever you want.
And second, to tell you that
And second, to tell you that
And send.
And send.
And she's banging my cousin,
And she's banging my cousin,
And she's built quite a business for herself.
And she's built quite a business for herself.
And shouted "Nope!" at all the women who came out.
And shouted "Nope!" at all the women who came out.
And since I don't believe in psychiatry,
And since I don't believe in psychiatry,
And so many quarters.
And so many quarters.
And so, you must die.
And so, you must die.
And soft drinks, then a man's gonna talk about the whole line.
And soft drinks, then a man's gonna talk about the whole line.
And someone got me a limited edition
And someone got me a limited edition
And sometimes a scarf, no matter what Lois says
And sometimes a scarf, no matter what Lois says
And Stewie, if he's ever found.
And Stewie, if he's ever found.
And still think it's weird!
And still think it's weird!
And survived.
And survived.
And sustained severe brain trauma.
And sustained severe brain trauma.
And take a too full bath.
And take a too full bath.
And take your education to a higher level.
And take your education to a higher level.
And talk about things like dirt and shapes,
And talk about things like dirt and shapes,
And tell me to pack car for weekend getaway
And tell me to pack car for weekend getaway
And thanks for suggesting I buy that Fitbit.
And thanks for suggesting I buy that Fitbit.
And thanks to that, I'm now a huge social media star.
And thanks to that, I'm now a huge social media star.
And that he'd be victorious.
And that he'd be victorious.
And that I'd do anything to win you back.
And that I'd do anything to win you back.
And that is how I became your mother.
And that is how I became your mother.
And that will be different how..
And that will be different how..
And that's all the time we have. Thanks for watching. Good night.
And that's all the time we have. Thanks for watching. Good night.
And that's just Scottie Pippen.
And that's just Scottie Pippen.
And that's match for Gene Porterfield.
And that's match for Gene Porterfield.
And that's very popular right now,
And that's very popular right now,
And that's years of jail time.
And that's years of jail time.
And that's you.
And that's you.
And the animators are gone.
And the animators are gone.
And the battery's dead.
And the battery's dead.
And the crowd is gone.
And the crowd is gone.
And the Donkey Kong knew that.
And the Donkey Kong knew that.
And the fat man should win some kind of award for it.
And the fat man should win some kind of award for it.
And the fat man should win some kind of award for it.
And the fat man should win some kind of award for it.
And the fireplace is decorative,
And the fireplace is decorative,
And the food, well, I've been stealing it
And the food, well, I've been stealing it
And the jewels hanging out of my hat?
And the jewels hanging out of my hat?
And the Oscar goes to...
And the Oscar goes to...
And the play is off.
And the play is off.
And the racial stuff on your show is just embarrassing.
And the racial stuff on your show is just embarrassing.
And the school president didn't overreact,
And the school president didn't overreact,
And the small discoloration on the other,
And the small discoloration on the other,
And the United Arab Emirates.
And the United Arab Emirates.
And the various corsets and trusses below.
And the various corsets and trusses below.
And their bras.
And their bras.
And then "Mony Mony" comes on at just the right time.
And then "Mony Mony" comes on at just the right time.
And then got hit by a bus on the walk home.
And then got hit by a bus on the walk home.
And then I get a treat, so I associate the two.
And then I get a treat, so I associate the two.
And then I rode my bike down to the hair salon
And then I rode my bike down to the hair salon
And then I send the demo tape to producers,
And then I send the demo tape to producers,
And then I'll sneak into their ladies' room.
And then I'll sneak into their ladies' room.
And then reported her missing.
And then reported her missing.
And then return it on Monday and say it doesn't work?
And then return it on Monday and say it doesn't work?
And then run out. Thanks.
And then run out. Thanks.
And then start again, then laugh.
And then start again, then laugh.
And then talk about it for the next hour!
And then talk about it for the next hour!
And then we're totally screwed.
And then we're totally screwed.
And then you can tell everyone that I functioned as I should.
And then you can tell everyone that I functioned as I should.
And then, five months later,
And then, five months later,
And then, I sold all the drugs...
And then, I sold all the drugs...
And then, return your body to you.
And then, return your body to you.
And there we go. Done.
And there we go. Done.
And there you have it, Family Guy reaches a new low
And there you have it, Family Guy reaches a new low
And there's more where that came from.
And there's more where that came from.
And there's no one to take care of her,
And there's no one to take care of her,
And there's panties nearby
And there's panties nearby
And these are my only pants. How sad is that?
And these are my only pants. How sad is that?
And these are my only pants. How sad is that?
And these are my only pants. How sad is that?
And they only had time to record two lines of dialogue.
And they only had time to record two lines of dialogue.
And they say, "The Aristocrats."
And they say, "The Aristocrats."
And they're not even a guy. They're pizza.
And they're not even a guy. They're pizza.
And they're swimming!
And they're swimming!
And they're tearing each other apart.
And they're tearing each other apart.
And things are back to normal.
And things are back to normal.
And this e mail from a young fan.
And this e mail from a young fan.
And this is already a really long story
And this is already a really long story
And this is how he thinks it works.
And this is how he thinks it works.
And this is the only class in town.
And this is the only class in town.
And this whole thing's gonna be a lot simpler.
And this whole thing's gonna be a lot simpler.
And this... this kind of seems like a crummy way to repay you,
And this... this kind of seems like a crummy way to repay you,
And those greens are playing very fast,
And those greens are playing very fast,
And to answer it, we have to go back a ways.
And to answer it, we have to go back a ways.
And to have to pretend that you're something you're not.
And to have to pretend that you're something you're not.
And together, we traveled...
And together, we traveled...
And totally trashed the bar.
And totally trashed the bar.
And treasure from a fish tank.
And treasure from a fish tank.
And triangulated the deflection point...
And triangulated the deflection point...
And tweeted.
And tweeted.
And Tyrese looks slick.
And Tyrese looks slick.
And vice versa.
And vice versa.
And walk in and out of my building.
And walk in and out of my building.
And was having a special rate of 295 U.S. dollars a night...
And was having a special rate of 295 U.S. dollars a night...
And was put to rest in the family graveyard.
And was put to rest in the family graveyard.
And watching TV all weekend
And watching TV all weekend
And watered with Red Bull.
And watered with Red Bull.
And we still haven't nailed down a date for visiting Epcot.
And we still haven't nailed down a date for visiting Epcot.
And we wouldn't change a single moment.
And we wouldn't change a single moment.
And we'll probably need a nursery.
And we'll probably need a nursery.
And were literally eating your own kind.
And were literally eating your own kind.
And what can I get for you, sir?
And what can I get for you, sir?
And what do you care? Do you want the TV or something?
And what do you care? Do you want the TV or something?
And what if they card you?
And what if they card you?
And what kind of sex does she like to have?
And what kind of sex does she like to have?
And what's the most memorable moment
And what's the most memorable moment
And when you hear Mr. "Hey, I'm Hungry,"
And when you hear Mr. "Hey, I'm Hungry,"
And when you're here, you're family.
And when you're here, you're family.
And when you're here, you're family.
And when you're here, you're family.
And whenever it's time for the Emmys, they don't give us one.
And whenever it's time for the Emmys, they don't give us one.
And who was that Asian girl on the couch?
And who was that Asian girl on the couch?
And why are there no windows?
And why are there no windows?
And why are you here, Stewie?
And why are you here, Stewie?
And why is there a security guard out front?
And why is there a security guard out front?
And will now suddenly be replaced by crude graphics.
And will now suddenly be replaced by crude graphics.
And woke up in a greeting card.
And woke up in a greeting card.
And worst of all,
And worst of all,
And you can't tell it's a principal just from a walk
And you can't tell it's a principal just from a walk
And you didn't mean to hurt me?
And you didn't mean to hurt me?
And you don't... up up, hang on, hang on.
And you don't... up up, hang on, hang on.
And you feel humiliated and unseen.
And you feel humiliated and unseen.
And you fell down the stairs and hit your head pretty hard
And you fell down the stairs and hit your head pretty hard
And you know, I think some people may be here
And you know, I think some people may be here
And you think we're losers,
And you think we're losers,
And you tie it all up by having everyone sit around saying,
And you tie it all up by having everyone sit around saying,
And you wanted revenge.
And you wanted revenge.
And you will see...
And you will see...
And you willfully violated the sanctity and trust
And you willfully violated the sanctity and trust
And you worry a little, that you're diminishing
And you worry a little, that you're diminishing
And you wouldn't have to mail me back my flash drive.
And you wouldn't have to mail me back my flash drive.
And you, lesser known offender James Toback.
And you, lesser known offender James Toback.
And you, mine.
And you, mine.
And you, old chap, are about to solve the biggest mystery
And you, old chap, are about to solve the biggest mystery
And you. You're an actual veteran; you should know better.
And you. You're an actual veteran; you should know better.
And you'd like to give them to him, wouldn't you?
And you'd like to give them to him, wouldn't you?
And you'll proposition me, loud enough so the killer can hear.
And you'll proposition me, loud enough so the killer can hear.
And you're jealous and you loathe yourself for it.
And you're jealous and you loathe yourself for it.
And you're not in heaven 'cause you're not holding a margarita.
And you're not in heaven 'cause you're not holding a margarita.
And you're... and you're a ghost.
And you're... and you're a ghost.
And you've posted the photo on Facebook,
And you've posted the photo on Facebook,
And your office is your haven,
And your office is your haven,
And your rescue dog named after a character
And your rescue dog named after a character
And your slightly disconnected half smile.
And your slightly disconnected half smile.
And, because he works in the city,
And, because he works in the city,
And, besides, today's Dolph Lundgren's birthday,
And, besides, today's Dolph Lundgren's birthday,
And, Chris, whenever you're feeling defeated,
And, Chris, whenever you're feeling defeated,
And, Cleveland, I want you to get...
And, Cleveland, I want you to get...
And, Dad, I don't know how to thank you.
And, Dad, I don't know how to thank you.
And, for some reason we haven't figured out yet,
And, for some reason we haven't figured out yet,
And, Jeff, you might want to call your sponsor.
And, Jeff, you might want to call your sponsor.
And, Meg, I hope you learned your lesson about drinking.
And, Meg, I hope you learned your lesson about drinking.
And, Patrick Swayze, thanks for helping me find
And, Patrick Swayze, thanks for helping me find
And, yes, I do feel I know you a bit.
And, yes, I do feel I know you a bit.
And... and there was red liquid dripping from it.
And... and there was red liquid dripping from it.
And... posted.
And... posted.
And... send.
And... send.
And... send.
And... send.
Andy Griffith used to beat me up.
Andy Griffith used to beat me up.
Angela?
Angela?
Annie, are you okay?
Annie, are you okay?
Another dull night at the gentlemen's club.
Another dull night at the gentlemen's club.
Another hiker going by.
Another hiker going by.
Another opportunity to practice my DJ ramp ups
Another opportunity to practice my DJ ramp ups
Answer your question?
Answer your question?
Anton, we got a runner!
Anton, we got a runner!
Anyone here from the back fields of Pennsylvania, Ohio
Anyone here from the back fields of Pennsylvania, Ohio
Anyone know how to turn these things off?
Anyone know how to turn these things off?
Anyone want to go to strip club
Anyone want to go to strip club
Anyone who doesn't want to see my big, white, flailing butt,
Anyone who doesn't want to see my big, white, flailing butt,
Anything that makes me uncomfortable in 2017
Anything that makes me uncomfortable in 2017
Anything to get out on the open water, enjoy the salt air.
Anything to get out on the open water, enjoy the salt air.
Anything? Hang on
Anything? Hang on
Anyway, "fluid" is something I hear
Anyway, "fluid" is something I hear
Anyway, can I shake your hand? Sure.
Anyway, can I shake your hand? Sure.
Anyway, here's more pics."
Anyway, here's more pics."
Anyway, here's our first director,
Anyway, here's our first director,
Anyway, here's our first director,
Anyway, here's our first director,
Anyway, I got to go jump off a cliff.
Anyway, I got to go jump off a cliff.
Anyway, I I want to...
Anyway, I I want to...
Anyway, our next director is Wes Anderson,
Anyway, our next director is Wes Anderson,
Anyway, the Hollywood Sign is more historic than you think.
Anyway, the Hollywood Sign is more historic than you think.
Anyway, U.S. Coast Guard. You kids are...
Anyway, U.S. Coast Guard. You kids are...
Anyway, what matters is everyone's okay,
Anyway, what matters is everyone's okay,
Apologies. Those of us with British accents
Apologies. Those of us with British accents
Apparently, he's not well liked.
Apparently, he's not well liked.
Appetizing young love for sale.
Appetizing young love for sale.
Are any of you familiar
Are any of you familiar
Are are you, are you sure that's what she said?
Are are you, are you sure that's what she said?
Are at Raisin Bran practice.
Are at Raisin Bran practice.
Are coming out of different mouths.
Are coming out of different mouths.
Are planning to kill spring break.
Are planning to kill spring break.
Are there any unemployed professors here?
Are there any unemployed professors here?
Are there imposter Boo Berries?
Are there imposter Boo Berries?
Are those marking sole shoes?
Are those marking sole shoes?
Are we ready to attack?
Are we ready to attack?
Are we ready to attack?
Are we ready to attack?
Are we ready to attack?
Are we ready to attack?
Are you a bobby?
Are you a bobby?
Are you all right now, Stewie?
Are you all right now, Stewie?
Are you asking for a second chance?
Are you asking for a second chance?
Are you asking me to stop, stop?
Are you asking me to stop, stop?
Are you finished?
Are you finished?
Are you finished?
Are you finished?
Are you going away for a long time?
Are you going away for a long time?
Are you gonna keep talking like this during the whole thing?
Are you gonna keep talking like this during the whole thing?
Are you gonna make a contribution
Are you gonna make a contribution
Are you kidding me?! Who is this guy?!
Are you kidding me?! Who is this guy?!
Are you kidding? Running a bar is my dream!
Are you kidding? Running a bar is my dream!
Are you looking for the perfect breakfast meal?
Are you looking for the perfect breakfast meal?
Are you pooping?
Are you pooping?
Are you reading off a teleprompter right now?
Are you reading off a teleprompter right now?
Are you real?
Are you real?