Family Guy - Season 2 Edit

A 10 gauge. I've never handled one of these before.

A 20 minute call to Larchmont? Who do we know in Larchmont?

A balloon tied to a mailbox is the international symbol for "party over here!"

A being who's all knowing and all powerful?

A big hand for Cheech Marin, everybody.

A big, stinking Mexican rat. True story.

A bitch.

A boat's a boat, but the mystery box could be anything.

A boat's a boat, but the mystery box could be anything.

A bunch of card carrying Commies if you ask me!

A chapel? Where will you all eat lunch?

A chicken in every pot and a cap in every ass.

A family pet with the uncontrollable urge to bury shiny objects in the yard.

A fat man who is inexplicably married to an attractive redhead.

A flight attendant? Wow, that does sound exciting. What made you change your mind?

A future where an oppressive new king has seized power.

A girl I just made up.

A gumbo served almost exclusively in The...

A guy's on his boat, in the middle of the ocean...

A ha ha ha ha ha!

A homicidal maniac tells her she can only keep one.

A Iot of nasty things have been said during this campaign,

A job? Lois, the '70s are over. Forget it.

A lamp monster! Ooh! Ooooh!

A little violent for you, don't you think?

A lot of these famous types lead secret lives we don't know about. Like Ricky Martin.

A lot of you know me as Tim Robbins' mother. But I'm actually his girlfriend.

A lot.

A lump. A lump! Oh, God! Oh, God!

A microphone stand in a comedy club should tell a joke or two.

A military strike against such a small nation could cause an international backlash.

A Mr. Brandywine from the Historical Society is at the front gate.

A new foreign country which was founded this week, here in our own back yard.

A pestilence here and a plague there. Omnipotence!

A plane! That's great.

A pox on Quahog!

A producer? Gee, I don't know.

A pubescent herd of gabby wretches prattling on about boys and music

A semi automatic bunny or a hand held bunny.

A shameful secret that nearly buried the peace and civility of an entire neighbor...

A single white girl in the city working at a magazine!

A small price to pay. I'm gonna be the first one on Spooner Street to have his own boat.

A stunning development tonight as O.J. Simpson is proven innocent.

A tournament, eh?

A Twinkee factory that might not even exist any more?

A week at a women's retreat. What the hell am I supposed to learn from that?

A week! No. Please, God, kill me now.

A witch!

A woman driving! That's adorable.

A woman from Child Services came and took Stewie!

A woman is not an object.

Aa... Er, yes. Yes.

Aaaaaagh! Aagh! Ow!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aagh!

Aagh!

Aagh! Aagh! Ooh! Aagh!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Abner! Abner! The Griffin boy just killed a plastic reindeer!

About boats or boating or owning a boat.

About capital punishment or neo feminism,

About that, I don't think I can go through with it.

Absolutely no way, and that's final.

Accomplishments? Go to your room.

Across the hall from the library we have the billiard room.

Action!

Actor.

Actually I didn't really, not at first.

Actually I just wanted to check the honor bar.

Actually, each light represents a missile launching by itself.

Actually, I said Satan. That's a typo.

Actually, I'm not really a horse.

Actually, it's "well," Pacey. You mean to say, I make love "well."

Actually, kid, I kind of fell into this gig. I really wanted to be a wood nymph.

Actually, my gullet seems to be rumbling.

Adolf Hitler, Al Capone, John Wilkes Booth.

After all, it isn't really his time.

After all, we'll only be here on weekends.

After all, we'll only be here on weekends.

After dinner, we usually go into the living room...

After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in...

After I get a little bit of courage from my old friend, Mr. Jack Daniels.

After my grandfather helped create one of our most beloved cartoon characters.

Again.

Agh!

Agh!

Agh!

Agh!

Agh!

Agh! Agh! Aagh! Aagh! Agh!

Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! Oh, God! Oh, God! Agh! Agh! Agh!

Agh! Agh! Ow! Oh, God! Agh! Ow! Ow!

Agh! Are you the Matrix?

Agh! Holy crap!

Agh! Sorry, Dr Ling, I guess I'm nervous. This whole thing is a little weird.

Agh! Sorry, I don't play.

Ah, another sword.

Ah, crap!

Ah, crap. I made a mistake. Do you have another gun?

Ah, I am so alone

Ah, I guess it's you and me against the world, buddy.

Ah, jeez.

Ah, let's see.

Ah, my last beer. Here goes.

Ah, nice kid. Well, I think I handled that pretty good.

Ah, so beautiful.

Ah, that's OK, kids. So I don't have my name on an amusement park,

Ah, the breakfast thing.

Ah, the old alma mater. I tell you, there's something magical about Brown.

Ah, the United Nations! Oh, I wish Chris could see this.

Ah, this is gonna take drastic measures. All right, get the camera ready. Oh, Luke!

Ah, village idiot. That's a good one.

Ah, what the hell. But, hey, you gotta print the real story.

Ah, what the hell. Cheers! I don't know why he said it wasn't ready.

Ah, yes. Here we go.

Ah, you don't care. Hey, Frenchie, is my fort ready?

Ah, you know, when Peter first said we were our own country, I was a bit sceptical.

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Silent but life saving.

Ah! Yes!

Ah! You like a little abuse, huh?

Ah. It's like I died and went to heaven.

Ah. You mean this?

Ahh! Come here, you!

Ahh! I can see the air! And you know what else?

Ahhhhh!

Albert Einstein worked for the patent office.

All because I can't afford to get our new car fixed.

All finished. What's next?

All he cares about is work.

All he wants is his favorite show back on TV. How can you say no?

All I gotta do is make a call.

All I gotta do is write "deceased" right here where it says "name."

All I want is one pupil who's good enough to win the piano competition.

All my cunning.

All races living together in harmony and love.

All right

All right, Callaghan, me and my son want you to uncancel Gumbel 2 Gumbel.

All right, can the waterworks, Jackie Chan, cab 302.

All right, Chris!

All right, Dad!

All right, Dad!

All right, Dad!

All right, Dad! I... Oh.

All right, get back!

All right, here I go.

All right, let's try some role playing. I'll be Mark.

All right, listen to me, you long necked bastard.

All right, Lois. I'll do it.

All right, look. Just buckle up. Can I get my cheque now?

All right, Meg, I need you to boil some water. Girls, I'm gonna need towels. Lots of 'em.

All right, Mom!

All right, now let's do some role playing. I'll be the office assistant.

All right, now walk up to the counter.

All right, now, we gotta be very crafty so Luke Perry doesn't recognise us.

All right, take a deep breath.

All right, that's enough!

All right, try it again, Richard.

All right, uh, Jenny, would you come up here and show us where the femur is?

All right, we need some wheels.

All right, we're gonna use a fan brush here. I want you to take some hunter green,

All right, wise guy, who are you?

All right!

All right!

All right! Fudgie the Whale, and Cookie Puss,

All right! OK!

All right! Then everyone'd get to see me and my wacky antics.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. He's going to do it!

All right. No more slaves. But we still don't have to read books.

All right. So instead of driving down this sun parched highway, we've now got to walk.

All right. Stop it. Stop it right there. Now, go on, fill up the bowl.

All right. Then you'll love this one. OK.

All right. Well, here's a little something in return.

All right... He was kidnapped.

All the money goes to the families of fishermen who've been eaten by sharks.

All these kids are looking at pornography!

All those years of paying my dues as musical director...

All through your body

All we gotta do is tell a little white lie. Just go with it.

All you cared about was some stupid competition.

All you have to do is paint. Now get busy!

Almost!

Aloha!

Alone? Why don't I just tattoo a big L on my forehead while I'm at it?

Always playing with that wheat thresher!

Am I Spin City funny, Rita Rudner funny, what? Come on.

Am I supposed to conduct with my penis?

Am I supposed to draw the penis?

Am I supposed to sculpt the penis?

Amazing. The whole neighborhood is working together.

An Audi! I'm gettin' a car!

Ancient Chinese secret, huh?

And a bad breakfast is the foundation of indigestion. Hey oh!

And a half.

And a stomach virus.

And Abraham said "I can't hear you."

And all Americans aboard are on their way home, except one couple

And all I gotta do is paint!

And all in favour of "Ephraim, the Retarded Rabbit"?

And an inner ear infection.

And apparently, I'm dating Kate Moss.

And arguments over the proper way to discipline the children, and...

And bam, there it was.

And be damn grateful for the opportunity starting right...

And best of all, nobody important got hurt.

And by special, I don't mean special like that Kleinerman boy down the street.

And Chris, what you do in the bathroom is between you and God.

And Cleveland, you're the boss because of your attention to detail.

And Cookie O'Puss, and Nutty the Chocolate Ghost.

And could I get that waitress' address? I'd like to help her baby.

And don't smoke

And don't you forget it, Frenchie.

And every bit as important to this company as I am.

And follow the drama that is your family. Kinda like The Real World.

And for what? To get that crazy Mr. Fargas back in the classroom?

And forget gettin' lucky

And from the looks of his midsection, he'll burn like a tire dump for all eternity.

And get fitted for a pair of Doc Martens and a plaid flannel shirt?

And get your nice shoes all ruined.

And God said "Oh, I'm sorry. Is this better?"

And he got us kicked out of the yacht club.

And he keeps asking for pancakes.

And he robbed me!

And he's in the bathroom right now, possibly doing drugs.

And he's right. Pin it on the old ball and chain.

And help he did. Thanks to the clam's leadership,

And here to pick this year's winning theme...

And here we have the lounge.

And here's our first float.

And hey! Would you also like a special satellite

And I get all that fat, like the fat's my buddies stuck behind enemy lines, you know.

And I hope is making Steak Ums tonight.

And I love that Kramer guy. He comes in the room like this:

And I promise, I won't make it easy for you!

And I said...

And I still don't have a date for Friday night, as usual.

And I swear to God it was so heinous Susie Johnson ralphed up her Salisbury steak.

And I think I've found it.

And I want to do the show they wrote! We're not making any more changes!

And I wouldn't recommend either one of 'em.

And I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

And I'm getting the house painted for free.

And I'm gonna do everything I can to nurture that talent and help him succeed.

And I'm sorry I have no talent.

And I've seen that crappy Julia Roberts movie 47 times!

And if there's a pilot, there must be a bar. I can get a drink.

And if you tell anyone that that bush is there...

And if you're sorry, he'll forgive you.

And in a Quahog News 5 Exclusive, we sent our own little foreigner,

And in gridiron news, little Johnny Gobraun...

And ipso facto your insurance company'll buy you another one.

And it's a lot safer now that all the kids have guns. And today in study hall,

And it's got a cardboard steering wheel.

And it's not "kitty".

And it's not so much that I want to kill her,

And it's your fault we have so much violence in this country.

And jellybeans and stickers...

And Joe, I've had new neighbors before, but none were half the man you are.

And just let everyone get on with their lives.

And just like this. And watch my feet. And one, two, three.

And Kristy McNichol, come back to television. We miss you.

And l happen to agree with the School Board's decision.

And l suppose the bilious curds you force fed me from your teat...

And Lando Griffin, a popular student at a local high school,

And lifting our huge triangular iron weights.

And little Stewie here is our President of Poopy.

And Lois has her theater group.

And look at this!

And look, it has a little trap door for when you gotta make inky.

And made you choose who you wanted to live, me or Meg, who would you choose?

And make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk.

And maybe I'll never be famous.

And Milton Berle's legendary genitals. Ah!

And never answers my letters, but he's still a Baldwin, dammit, and so is Meg.

And not just like Jugs or Creamsicle.

And not just our phone, Lois, other people's phones.

And now I will take off this protective Potato Head mask.

And now it's time for sports.

And now Part 2 of our very own Asian correspondent

And now Part 3 of Asian correspondent Tricia Takanawa's special report on sex

And now sports.

And now the winners of the father son three legged race.

And now we're gonna be on TV for the next six months.

And now you're dead. Score one for Peter.

And now, back to A&E's biography: Twinkee the Kid.

And now, Mr Rogers Fred. May as well drop the bloody formalities.

And one of you is hung like an elf.

And one, two, three.

And our schools are the safest around...

And Philadelphia Story Hepburn. None of that head on a slinky Golden Pond stuff.

And picnic on the grass

And pills to make your bowel movements smell like bakery fresh cinnamon rolls.

And remember, the wrong keys are electrified.

And send a masseuse up

And since the laws of death no longer apply, I can do this.

And skate on Paul Bunyan's giant skillet to cook his flapjacks!

And so ends a dark and shameful chapter in the history of Quahog, Rhode lsland.

And somewhere, Scott Baio is ploughin' a woman he doesn't love.

And such an attractive one.

And take pictures so I'll have something to bring to court, you filthy pervert.

And that funny foreign guy, in the garage.

And that just happens to be Glen's fetish.

And that note you gave me, "louder," I was thinking that, and then you said it.

And that was the last time I ever saw her.

And that.

And that. And that. And that. And that.

And that'll just be our little secret.

And That's Concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back of You.

And that's my plan, Principal Shepherd. So, are you with me?

And that's the story of Petoria, a little nation that, 200 years ago,

And the Colonel isn't even workin' today?

And the Harvest Festival Parade theme is:

And the Oscar goes to Marisa Tomei!

And the uncommon, sometimes haunting, glow of sensuality that surrounds you.

And their carpet and d**** scheme...

And their Spirographs and their Moby G**** and their 90210.

And then guess what? I'm going to add...

And then Jerry guessed that her name was "Mulva"!

And there was a giant chicken and Stewie was an octopus.

And they are certainly not an enchanted forest.

And they had guns, and they put a gun up to your head

And they swore they'd never do toad again.

And they're off!

And things have worked out fine so far.

And this is a chair. That's a lamp. You have boobies. I'll find that trophy!

And this is the nerve center of the whole factory, my station.

And this time I wanna talk to the real reporter.

And those pouty come hither lips. My God, she's unappealing.

And to exploit your hard labour for free travel.

And to think they used to be our best friends!

And to this day I still lay awake at night wondering about the soup that got away.

And together it is a hic a doo La world

And try and stop Pablo's people from using drug money to buy arms...

And tuck into a flying Mary Lou Retton half...

And turn.

And two Denny's, so we can say "Let's not go to that one. Let's go to the good one."

And two dirty, stinking apes to throw faeces at each other.

And two dirty, stinking apes to throw faeces at each other.

And walk away with a lifetime's supply of beer.

And we buy another dog to help the kids, you know, forget about you.

And we can build a community just like the one we had.

And we have to get Stewie back!

And we must get our baby back.

And we'd, uh, like it if she got into the university.

And we're back with our round table discussion on the Petorian crisis.

And we're back. Griffins, do you have anything to say to your daughter?

And we're gonna put a happy little bush down here in the corner.

And what is it you want to patent, Herr Smith?

And when I got all my buddies, I sneak out again.

And when that trouble happens, we'll blow its freaking head off.

And when we saw Chubby Franklin make his face, we would all make this face.

And where it says "sex," I'll write, "No, thanks. I'm dead."

And you know how bad I am at buyin' gifts.

And you know what? I bet you run into those two dead bailiff ladies from Night Court.

And you put up a tough front.

And you say that Bounty can pick it up in five seconds?

And you won't know which one is which. And it'll be really awkward. So bite me.

And you won't not be not loving your time share before you know it.

And you! I just plain don't like you!

And you! I just plain don't like you!

And you'll lose all control

And you're Fran Drescher. And you're, um, that fat guy from Boogie Nights.

And you're... the Olsen twins?

And your father can help you exercise.

And your kids will be born without eyelids

And your sphincter

And, remember, nothing says "good job" like a firm, open palm slap on the behind.

And, uh... just once, for me,

And, well, it's kinda like a bat. I found it out back one day when I was raking.

Anna and Miss Thing both love the king, right?

Anna! Baby, baby! I'm a star!

Another! Another! Yes! Mama has candy kisses!

Answer me! What have they done to me?

Anus, I'm serious.

Any of you kids want to see a dead body?

Any questions?

Any slight bump on the head knocks me unconscious for a few hours.

Any woman would love to have that vase adorn her crapier.

Anyone who wouldn't pretend their own son is dying...

Anyone?

Anyway, it's over and done with

Anyway, it's over and done with.

Anyways, Glen, I was wondering if you and Cleveland

Are they really gonna kill that girl?

Are those kids on board? Yeah.

Are those my books? What the hell are you doing?

Are you all right? Where's your father?

Are you and Dad gonna get a divorce?

Are you as excited as I am, Tom?

Are you aware you were going 50 in...

Are you Big Fat Paulie?

Are you calling me a liar?

Are you crazy?

Are you crazy? My eyes were barely open and she just gave me away.

Are you crazy? What are you doing here?

Are you crazy? You destroyed all our water pipes?

Are you gonna take that?

Are you kidding, Diane? I've got wood...

Are you kidding? God, this is worse than having Ronald McDonald for a father.

Are you kidding? I may see you again.

Are you nuts? Look at all these telegrams.

Are you please, God Big Fat Paulie?

Are you ready to humble..

Are you saying I'm ugly?

Are you sure it was a book?

Are you sure it wasn't nothing?

Are you sure this is Boston?

Are you sure this will work?

Are you telling jokes? I love jokes.

Are you trying to give me a bloody heart attack? Make it again!

Aren't l the wicked one?

Aren't they phat and stupid and poppin' fresh?

Aren't you Richard Simmons?

Aren't you Richard Simmons' best friend, Richard Simmons?

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh! Argh! Agh! Agh!

Argh! Blast!

Argh! Dammit!

Argh! It's no use! She swims in my blood now. I must have her!

Argh! Oh, for the love of Pete! Oh!

Argh! Oh, God!

Argh! Unhand me, woman. I don't have gas, I'm in love!

Art schmart.

Art school? We don't have that kind of time. Chris, give me your ear.

As a matter of fact, if you were any slower at cooking, you'd...

As a piano teacher, I know how difficuIt the education process can be,

As a rich coIIege bound student, I once joined some underpriviIeged youths...

As a team. I... I learned that the hard way.

As it turns out, the lump on your chest was just a fatty corpuscle.

As soon as the polls close, we can put all this ugliness behind us.

As the sun rises on day one of Operation Desert Clam.

As we take you in depth and undercover.

Asia's market has nowhere to go but up!

Asian correspondent Tricia Takanawa, to Petoria,

Asian reporter Trisha Takanawa joins us live...

Ask your mom. I'm not very good with tough decisions.

Asks you to the dance, you don't say no, you say "Haba haba haba... OK."

At 2:00 a.m. Last night, I thought a horse was using the bathroom.

At least I don't leave urine stains on all the household plants

At least I love my kids enough not to spend every minute of the day working!

At least that's one problem solved.

At mass this morning...

At my sleepovers, we used to practise French kissing. Now, everybody pair up.

At the centre of the earth!

Attaboy. All the way upstream, buddy.

Attagirl. And I got your first story right here.

Attention, delegates. This session of the United Nations is hereby convened.

Attention, New Quahogians.

Attention, President Griffin. As you may presently, yourself, fully be aware of,

Attention, world leaders. I have 137 nuclear warheads

Aunt Marguerite, have you seen my towel?

Aunt Marguerite!

Aw, come on, Lois. The only victim tonight was the work of Arthur Miller.

Aw, crap.

Aw, crap. That was money well spent.

Aw, don't cry, sweetheart. I'll make it up to you.

Aw, heck! Where's a lawyer when I need one?

Aw, jeez

Aw, jeez.

Aw, jeez. It's not you, it's Lois. She doesn't want me hangin' around with ya.

Aw, jeez. Mine doesn't look anything like his. Ah, the hell with it.

Aw, man. Did anybody else throw up after eatin' that fish last night?

Aw.

Aw. Someone's sittin' in my most favourite seat.

Aye, she's a rose.

Aye.

Ayii a!

Baby Stewie, say hello to your new brothers and sisters.

Back off! Don't come any closer or I'll cut her.

Back to work, all of you! What's going on here?

Bam! Woke up without his kidney.

Bang! Bang!

Bang! I'm Daniel Boone. I'm a man. I'm a big man.

Barkeep, it's like the damn Sahara over here!

Barkeep! Petro nemo slappy wag.

Bastards.

Be strong.

Be sure to tell them how good they look every day,

Beautiful island. Nothing out of the ordinary here.

Beautiful.

Because he's got a lump on his booby.

Because I've already explained that to you. It was a scavenger hunt.

Because if it wasn't for her, I never would've met you, Peter.

Because if it's anything with Greg Kinnear, you can just whack me off right now.

Because if we don't teach our kids to read, how will they ever know what's on?

Because if you were, I think you just lied to mom.

Because l need those socks.

Because mine are so big, this itty bra can barely contain them.

Because next time we won't just take him away, we'll kill him.

Because that's good parenting, right, Bing Crosby?

Because this man always put his job before everything else.

Because this part of the tape is for men only. We'll see you in a little while.

Because you touch yourself at night.

Because you've given me a great gift. The complete Boz Scaggs.

Beer that never goes flat! Do you know what that means, Brian?

Beer that never goes flat. No matter how old it gets, it stays carbonated.

Before he bends a French biscuit on the conveyor belt?

Before I post the cast list...

Before she passed, your aunt recorded a message for you.

Being a single mother is hard.

Being on this campus really brings back memories.

Being out in the world, feeling my power and no accidents.

Believe me, you don't wanna mess with drugs. I tried 'em once big mistake.

Besides, how are we supposed to explain you to Mr. Roper?

Besides, I'm the director.

Bestiality is a sin.

Better than okay, Lois. From now on, I'm gonna appreciate...

Big Fat Paulie?

Big Fat Paulie? There's somethin' I gotta tell ya.

Billiam, are you there?

Biscuit

Bit of breaking news. We now go live to Diane being a bitch. Diane?

Blah, blah, blah, Bishop Desmond Tutu. Blah, blah.

Blast!

Blast!

Blast!

Blast!

Blast! Damn you all. Victory is mine.

Blast! I'm frozen! I'm hypothermic!

Blast! Ooh, a penny.

Blast! This isn't the first time I've been thwarted by my small stature.

Bleh!

Bless her heart. She's on another one of her prayer missions in Las Vegas.

Blood?

Bloody hell, I'm a woman!

Boating's in my blood. Ever since my great grandfather, Huck Griffin,

Bob misses his mommy! Bob misses his mommy!

Bob's Funland and Putt Putt Golf! The grown up in me likes the prospect of fun.

Bon Jovi, everyone.

Bond?

Bonnie.

Boo yah!

Both of the pilots were killed.

Bovine lummox! Oh!

Boy, for a teacher, you sure make love good.

Boy, I had so much fun playing with that.

Boy, l'll be glad when that studio audience moves out of the neighborhood.

Boy, that lotion sure feels good.

Boy, this doesn't leave much to the imagination.

Boy, what a mismatched pair. A free spirit and a puppet.

Boy, will your face be red when they find the black box on this one.

Boy, your face was priceless when you thought he was.

Boys, I'm a miracle worker. I have used all my parenting skills

Boys, please. You used to be so close.

Bravo!

Brian, buckle up. What do you say, Dad?

Brian, do you know anything about this?

Brian, do you know anything about this?

Brian, have you been drinking?

Brian, have you lost your mind? He's just a baby. He doesn't know what he's doing.

Brian, I think we've stumbled on the root of your problems.

Brian, I'm screwed.

Brian, it's the Historical Society. We just gotta convince him that...

Brian, that sounded like Peter.

Brian, that was beautiful! Thank you!

Brian, that's it! If I could get a picture of Luke Perry doing something gaylike

Brian, what happened to Peter?

Brian, where d'you think you are, Payless?

Brian, you really seem to be enjoying your wine lately.

Brian, you'll have to audition just like everyone else.

Brian, your momma gave you up because she thought

Brian! That's a terrific idea!

Brian! We were just on our way to the airport. Is everything OK?

Brian's right.

Brian's right. We've left ourselves defenceless.

Bring it on!

Bring it on!

Bring me a tool shed, for I am hungry.

Britney and Amber were, like, "Let's go to the mall."

Brown's the colour of poo!

Bryant and Greg have the kind of father son relationship...

Bryant Gumbel, Greg Gumbel...

Buddy, give it up

Buddy, give it up

But all those people were in front of me.

But an unfunny person like you wouldn't understand that.

But anyone who could take The King and I and turn it into that is...

But everyone loves the rest of you. Lois, women 25 to 49 see you as a role model.

But first I'm gonna go freshen up and rinse out a few things.

But here, I brought you a copy.

But here's something everyone can understand!

But how am I ever gonna spread it on my rippling back and thighs?

But I am not. And even if I was... Come on, I'm Luke Perry.

But I can't do it without you guys, because I'll tell you who's the boss.

But I did know her as a table.

But I did use a different brand of potato chips for the crust.

But I didn't want you to forget about mine.

But I do it every day. Sometimes twice.

But I don't because that would be a hate crime, and I love you.

But I don't want to have to be a good son again for a long, long time.

But I got three wonderful children, and a wife that loves me.

But I love our old house. You have to buy it back.

But I need that log for my recreation of James Madison's cabin.

But I painted that just for you.

But I should tell you it's a miracle you're alive at all.

But I was wrong.

But I won't enjoy it. And she hates it.

But I'll find the culprits if it costs me a million.

But I'm hoping they'll be back in time for Christmas.

But I'm sure you're all with me when I say "Congratulations, you son of a bitch."

But I'm takin' her too. Thanks, Geritol.

But I'm tryin' to be a good father here. I'm real proud of you, champ.

But I've come up with a solution I think will make everyone happy.

But I've never been more attracted to him. Does that make me a bad person?

But I've wanted to go to Brown ever since I was a little girl.

But in my eyes, you're a bunch of sinners and slackers...

But in the new millennium, there is only Christobel!

But is Bobby really a doctor?

But isn't there someone else you should speak to?

But it was too late.

But it's blunt. Hard and blunt.

But it's really for meee...

But just for the heck of it, let's try again.

But l'm warning you, l'm not gonna pull any punches on the issues.

But Loretta's playing Anna, and she's doing a great job.

But maybe we should consider... crating.

But mister, I need real money. I can't take a credit card.

But Mom said I might as well buy hiking boots and call myself a lesbian right now.

But more important is what you think.

But Mr. McCloud, I'm really dying.

But now it's time for you to meet Mr Death.

But peeping can be dangerous, so l brought you this.

But pictures are better than words...

But powerful, nonetheless.

But promise me, when you make it big, you'll let me take advantage of all the...

But relations between Miles and the clam soon soured.

But seriously, tonight we here at Pawtucket Mill celebrate...

But thanks for letting me draw you naked.

But the Gumbel show is sacred to us.

But the kid in me is suicidal over what a fat bastard I'll become.

But the shelf life of that Sodium Pentothal is only two years and...

But their plane is gonna be making a little stopover in Rhode Island.

But then I just go see what's on the TV.

But then I realized that this is it.

But then they realised it wasn't my time, and so they sent me back to a brewery.

But these days, people who donate money to our foundation...

But unfortunately, you're not entitled to a refund.

But we have to think about the welfare of our children.

But we just had to get Stewie back somehow.

But we usually have breakfast naked and I'm allowed to videotape it.

But we're goin' to the party. Kids!

But we've grown attached to little Stewie. Plus, the law's on our side.

But what I did was wrong. And as an act of contrition,

But what the hell do I know? I've been sued by every patient I ever had.

But when I saw the movie,

But where are those good old fashioned values

But where are those good old fashioned values

But where are those good old fashioned values

But where are those good old fashioned values

But where are those good old fashioned values

But where are those good old fashioned values

But where are those good old fashioned values

But where are those good old fashioned values

But where are those good old fashioned values

But where are those good old fashioned values

But where are those good old fashioned values

But where are those good old fashioned values

But where are those good old fashioned values

But who has the time? Besides trophy wives.

But winning without honor isn't really winning at all.

But without Nilla wafers, it's just another one of your wretched culinary abortions!

But you are a beautiful person and I am here for you.

But you can still make it. You just need a gimmick.

But you just got here!

But you love mashed turkey and peas.

But you owe me, if you get my drift.

But you promised the fat one would perish.

But you, Mr Griffin, you will take him to the movies.

But you're turning your boy into a slacker.

But you're white.

But your head was too afraid of what the answer might be?

But your property doesn't seem to be on the map.

But, as legend has it, he was saved by a magic clam,

But, Dad, you're retired.

But, Daddy, if you don't do what they say, they'll kill me!

But, Father, I have dreams and courage and the name of an excellent cosmetic surgeon.

But, Mom, it could change my life!

But, Pa, you can't fire me.

But, uh, you know, I always think...

But, uh... I I could never do it cos I was so heavy.

But, uh... we put a stop to the baton.

But, uh... You know, like, attention could be paid.

But, you know, now that I don't weigh so much, I think I can.

But, you know, thanks to these sessions, I think I'm OK.

But, you know, there is another way for you to travel.

But, you know, whatever. That's good.

But... but I would like a second opinion.

But... you didn't tell me anything. You just sat down and said "And that's my plan."

But.... Right here! Security breach!

By a dark chi, or what we call in my country "wee fung chow hu".

By all means, take your time.

By God, I may not be able to give my family a vibrating sex doll,

By not using you to your full potential.

By purchasing this video, you've taken the first step

By the way, I bought a chimp.

Bye, Mom.

Bye, Mom.

C'mon, Death. You can do this.

C'mon, Peter, the don is waiting to meet you.

Call Lois, have her wire us some money and let's get out of here.

Call me!

Call the damn exterminator!

Call the damn exterminator!

Can anybody tell me what the square root of the hypotenuse is... Chris, is that a note?

Can be yours with almost no strings attached.

Can I get stamps, too?

Can I see that pamphlet, sir?

Can we please talk about Peter?

Can you do that fluttery thing like when the Brady kids run down the stairs?

Can you live with that on your conscience?

Can you please shoot me instead of her?

Can... can I tie you to a stick and use you as a white flag?

Can't it be both?

Can't touch me

Can't touch me

Can't touch me

Can't touch me

Can't we just enjoy the rest of your birthday?

Cannonball!

Capricorn.

Car!

Careful with that joke it's an antique.

Careful, Peter.

Careful. I just cleaned the floor.

Careful. There's a bear trap two feet to your right.

Cavity creeps!

Cease this prattling!

Check out my new trampoline.