💬 Family Guy (1999)

A All right, I'll give it a shot.

A And so what about Craig Kilborn? Is he still on?

A bacon drawer? Stacked.

A baluster is the supporting structure itself.

A banister is the handrail that sits atop the upright supports.

A bathroom for Prince?

A big part of being a mechanic is being completely shocked

A breath mint from the now defunct Clorets corporation,

A buffet lunch for us after this?

A bus for partying?

A certain... trustworthy quality.

A fantasy.

A few megabytes?

A friend? She's 100!

A good old fashioned Cracker Jack off.

A guest star in this exact episode?

A guy letting me back into school says what?

A guy who sounds like Morgan Freeman,

A guy whose ice cream parlor just went broke.

A latest generation blood thinner.

A lever to turn the stairs into a slide.

A little while ago.

A mutual bond of trust.

A piano player named Keys?

A place where people farm their own food,

A price you never paid.

A rap opera about Grover Cleveland?

A Stable Affair by Lois Griffin.

A stinky poo poo egg.

A summer's day laughin' and a hidin'

A tepid 1990s Canadian sketch group.

A ticket stub for a matinee of Interstellar,

A ton of LUNA Bars from the office kitchen.

A U.S. tourist, Peter Griffin,

A valuable lesson about firearms.

A victimless crime between consenting adults

A wall would solve nothing.

A white duck with a green head.

A whole day's worth of work, poof, gone in a day!

A woman... or in this case, a man...

A yarmulke from when that ******* guy died,

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! My balls! It's too bumpy.

Aah! Oh!

Aah! Please kill me!

Aah! The Sanguelto!

Aah! There was a staple in the box!

Aah! When did we cut back home?

About catching ghosts.

About Chinese working conditions

About divorcing me and quitting the show?

About each of the names that pops up

About her overly short haircut.

About my neighbor and his lawn.

About not letting technology rule our lives.

About our stellar transgender employee benefit package.

About sex like a normal teenager.

About the crime situation here in Quahog.

About the dangers of unhealthy eating.

About the silent part in George Michael's "Faith."

About the Space Shuttle Challenger tragedy.

About the world around her.

Act like I said something funny.

Actually, Brian and I are taking a survey,

Actually, I just wanted to say

Actually, I like Carter Guitar.

Actually, I never knew my mom.

Actually, I've been observing all of you

Actually, now that you mention it...

Actually, that is kind of cool.

Adam's memory here in town.

Adweek magazine called him the Pitchman of the Year.

After de cluttering?

After he assaulted me?

After my weekend job as a zookeeper

After the other night.

After they thought Brian and Mr. Quagmire were dead.

After you took that sip of water.

After you were hit in the head by a fan.

Again, Brian, I'm you.

Again, this is Seth, not Brian...

Again? You're insatiable.

Again.

Ah ha ha!

Ah, ah, ah, ah! Woman.

Ah, ah, ah! Woman.

Ah, crap! Trucker. Trucker.

Ah, damn it, I snorted the wrong one.

Ah, damn it!

Ah, I knew you'd catch it.

Ah, I'm so sorry, Ida.

Ah, look, Predator just cut her head off.

Ah, maybe one or two of 'em are true.

Ah, perfect! That's a ten!

Ah, so close.

Ah, so good to be home.

Ah, the writer credits have begun.

Ah, there's even an echo in here now.

Ah, they're getting rattled and smushed.

Ah, this is the life.

Ah, wasabi!

Ah, what else? What other computer terms...

Ah, yes, the best place to October.

Ah!

Ah! No. Please,

Ah! Peter, these are Asian techniques,

Ah! Road House!

Ah.

Ah. Perfection.

Ah. Yes. I've seen that on the Internet.

Ah...

Aha! Where?

Ain't no shame in being chubby.

Alan?

Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis.

Alexander Hamilton was white

All angles. Up, down, left, right.

All because you couldn't make it up the stairs.

All my friends are fat because of me.

All my most intimate wants and desires,

All religions welcome.

All right then, it's a date.

All right, and I just recorded you saying that.

All right, Brian, time to get to work on your biography.

All right, Brian. Here comes Meg.

All right, Carter, now we're gonna try and jog your memory

All right, Chris, give me a hand with Carter.

All right, Chris, it's gonna take a few steps

All right, Chris.

All right, Daddy living here is gonna be a big adjustment,

All right, Daddy, I know NCIS is on,

All right, fellas, I just finished up an EVP session.

All right, fine, I'm not a nice person.

All right, fine. Next picture.

All right, guys. Now, the way I see it,

All right, here's the plan.

All right, Hideki, it's a deal.

All right, I got next round.

All right, I got to run. It's her birthday.

All right, I think I'm getting the hang of it.

All right, I'll do it.

All right, I'm cutting this off right now.

All right, I'm off to train for the Olympics.

All right, if we can't make Meg popular,

All right, just got to make one.

All right, let me go to Facebook.

All right, let's all take turns looking down the barrel

All right, let's see. How does that go?

All right, Meg, I'll take it from here.

All right, Meg, now that you're an Internet personality,

All right, nobody panic.

All right, now let's go miss the urinal

All right, now let's kick it up a notch.

All right, now to have the only exciting thing

All right, P Town, wave comin' in.

All right, Peter, now, I know you haven't eaten in a while,

All right, Peter, today we start helping you lose weight.

All right, Quahog, are you ready to see your new sign?

All right, settle down, you yucks.

All right, snack table. Now, what do we got?

All right, stay calm.

All right, Stewie, how do we make Meg popular?

All right, that seems easy enough.

All right, that was fun.

All right, that's enough from you.

All right, that's... that's something.

All right, time for Bethenny Frankel,

All right, time to retrieve my Big Wheel from Garbage Island.

All right, turn off that cheap celebrity slam.

All right, we got 'em back, baby.

All right, we ready?

All right, we'll help you, Peter,

All right, we're taking your bedroom door off the hinges.

All right, well, you're the money guy.

All right, where am I on the screen?

All right, you guys.

All right, youngins.

All right!

All right. I'm a sucker for romance.

All right. Now, before we bring out Daughtry...

All set.

All that stuff

All the cups said, "Oh, What a Night!"

All the things that make us

All the things that make us...

All this happened

All you said was, "Children make iPhones."

All your favorite YouTubers, Instagrammers,

Allegedly.

Already happened. We're very happy.

Already match fingernail.

Already? Wow. Print me up a copy!

Also, can you pick up the phone and order me a pizza?

Also, our delivery truck drivers

Although crazier things have happened.

Always look so fetching?

Always pointed toward Joe's lawn.

Am I not to be a stinker?

Amazing! This is amazing.

Amber squash, yuck. Trucker. Trucker.

America wants to know what you're packin' up there.

America's favorite chattering pirate skeleton.

Amnesty is never the answer.

An appointment card for my next dental appointment

An elegant, beautiful Dutch woman.

An enormous cluster of man made debris

An expandable encyclopedia database, and, as a bonus,

An homage to a classic song from The Muppet Show,

An impossible video game escape.

An intern has been murdered in each of the bedrooms.

An Internet celebrity, like me, Corey from Corey's World.

An Italian mechanic would understand.

An M.A. in urban planning?

An old janitor was crushed under the bleachers.

An Orthodox ******* son of a felon

An Uber Eats guy.

An unwrapped piece of Dentyne,

And a $60 gift card from Nordstrom Rack.

And a clean soul is a happy one.

And a nice piece of wheat in the middle.

And again, no disrespect, wonderful people over there.

And all banking.

And all I know is, nine months later,

And all sorts of funny thoughts run...

And all the things I ever said

And all those stories are the price of admission

And also didn't do the "lei" joke.

And an NFL on Fox promo?

And and I couldn't bear to see you do something like this

And and you get these mondo huge ones.

And announced that she's quitting the show after learning

And apparently, I can take my sweet time.

And balled up tissues with last year's flu on it.

And before that, a United States senator.

And begins to have a torrid affair

And Brian and Stewie got tossed clear up to New Hampshire.

And Brian, you certainly had yourself an adventure.

And brought home this bucket of alive crabs.

And c come on, it's not like it's gay corn.

And can I just say, the shape of your head is stunning.

And celebrate like a girl in a Rom com who just got good news?

And Chris has the shining now.

And congratulations to Goldblatt69,

And contributed tax dollars to the community.

And control the beast with just... the slightest glance.

And Daughtry!

And direct me to Earth's reserve of sun dappled window seats.

And do things no baby could ever do.

And don't let him escape

And don't worry, we're not gonna be one of those cutesy couples.

And enjoy a bowl of Post Raisin Bran.

And enjoy doing the show without me, 'cause I quit!

And even that will be a complete lie.

And eventually, I even thought of ending my own life.

And everyone at the mall is banging each other.

And everything here is so real, you can feel it

And find items from last year still in the pocket.

And for sure it's not crawling with Russians.

And for you kids out there, DVDs were plastic discs...

And former Governor Chris Christie.

And from that moment on...

And from the age of eight, I was mercilessly teased

And garbage is wonderful!

And gay jokes by watching your show over the years.

And get you talking with some familiar pictures.

And getting an erotic massage.

And getting lost is not part of the plan.

And give all my money to charity.

And give it a nice hard yank.

And give me those glasses. They're cluttering up your face.

And go to the aquarium.

And he didn't charge me anything.

And he keeps saying, "Oops."

And he made me eat the first seven bites in front of him,

And he played a guy named Tony on four different TV shows.

And he ruined it.

And head back to my place?

And headed down to Quahog.

And here comes the marching band,

And here, I brought you a gift.

And hi. I am Glenn Quagmire.

And his cool bus he poops in,

And his new sidekick Hops McElaney,

And Hops the Dog, the beloved beer pitchman.

And Horatio happened to like horses.

And how he didn't see that coming?

And how's that?

And I am a proud hat owner.

And I am at the wrong funeral

And I am not just some idiot

And I am sure you're all wondering how much I can squat.

And I can pay you under the table.

And I can see Brian driving away in his car.

And I can't sleep unless I have Dunkirk on at full volume.

And I certainly don't want that to happen to us.

And I couldn't bear the thought of losing you.

And I didn't even start eating it yet.

And I didn't want to say it with the silly hands.

And I don't know how much more of this I can take,

And I feel like you wouldn't crack

And I have a lead with a very popular IBS medication.

And I hope you saved your appetite,

And I know what a football is.

And I need you guys to give me some assisted relief.

And I needed to show you that no one

And I perform for scale.

And I really don't want my husband contributing to it.

And I really like it when the wood goes "crack, crack,

And I should just come over if I hear one of them going on.

And I slowly go insane

And I think we all learned

And I think you all know how that would have gone.

And I think you should be the next mayor of Quahog.

And I thought you guys would support me.

And I want to hawk a loogie in your face.

And I will thank you to leggo of mine.

And I'll answer that with one word: pizza!

And I'll look you right in your eyes,

And I'll say, "Quagmire, I've got poopies."

And I'm a really bad person for what I did.

And I'm gonna be live and in person

And I'm gonna get 'em on the run, boys.

And I'm gonna go inside, outside, inside, outside.

And I'm gonna try to have that attitude from now on.

And I'm here with one of the biggest mascots

And I'm invited to all your pool parties.

And I'm not giving up another second.

And I'm responsible for it.

And I'm Sheila.

And I'm smart and funny,

And I'm sorry I shot your balloon.

And I'm sorry II took a hostage...

And I'm the black one for unrealistic diversity.

And I've lost, like, ten of my guys in here.

And if it doesn't kindle joy, throw it away.

And if the mountains won't move,

And in the morning, it's off to die quick in Vietnam.

And insulting are over!

And is also the new face of diabetes drug Pancresta.

And is being held prisoner for what I'm being told

And is now raining helium

And it becomes a whole thing.

And it looked like you guys could use some help.

And it looks like sunny skies all weekend.

And it was fabulous!

And it was free?

And it was really inspiring.

And it will exist long after you're gone.

And it, uh, wore a little thin on all of us.

And it's beautiful.

And it's certainly not the kind of attention

And it's for reading, not for killing spiders.

And it's got me thinking, it is an interesting idea.

And it's not just the masseuses.

And jump off into the sweet relief of death.

And just in time to see my appearance on Jeopardy!

And just pose for the picture.

And just say you hate it.

And just so you know, he doesn't drive a Prius

And just swap the balance back and forth each month.

And just the thing to wash down six Xanax

And just yesterday, he caused a little ruckus

And let's hope this one was an Asparagus IPA.

And let's talk soon?

And listen to Ray LaMontagne?

And look at your butt!

And made it look like a heart attack.

And maybe worst of all,

And me alone to tend to his massive estate.

And me and the popular kids

And meditating on Epiphany Bridge.

And meet friendly people.

And more of a roast.

And most of that is borrowed or tied up and underwater.

And my audience wouldn't have it any other way.

And my owners aren't around.

And my story, to one degree or another,

And my struggle to save our national flower,

And no edging!

And no flip joke can take that away.

And not be working with a shampoo Mohawk.

And not just repeating things

And nothing bad will ever happen.

And now a song about radio towers.

And now look at me,

And now maybe you could drop a few LBs, huh?

And now that I say it out loud, eight to ten sounds low.

And now we are stuck in the history past."

And now we don't know what's going on.

And now you say something nice about me.

And now, a five hour baseball game.

And now, please welcome Mr. Bruce Jenner.

And occasionally blink off synch

And on black ground, a bearskin rug of snow."

And once I get 'em on the run, I'm gonna keep 'em on the run.

And one last look at my crack imprint on the walk of fame

And open up a book.

And our children, Meg, Stewie and Chris.

And our door will always be open to you any time of day.

And part of that will involve reassigning people

And pet charity.

And Peter, I'm glad you filly realized

And probably some Sundays.

And remember, Brian, he wouldn't do anything you wouldn't do.

And remember, most drugs are prescribed to you

And remember, that Nazi stuff I said was in the heat

And replaced him with a respectable man.

And ride them off into the green pastures of prose and poetry.

And say hi to my fans.

And say what our favorite part of the episode was.

And scientific breakthroughs.

And see how long my tracks stay wet.

And see someone who needs someone.

And she said no one would know that song.

And she's best friends with a gay guy.

And since the company was paying for your medical care anyway,

And since we're here, why not, we'll do a bump.

And sleeps in pajamas buttoned to the top.

And sometimes it's, like, kids making the pancakes,

And stepped into the men's locker room.

And Stewie and Chris, you'll stay where you are.

And suddenly make it all seem worthwhile? Angela.

And suggest it.

And take care of him until he's 100%.

And talked down to everybody.

And thank you for allowing me up on the furniture.

And thanks to once daily Sanguelto,

And that bin of chopped up ones over there... that could be okay.

And that bitch stole my hairstyles!

And that thing just happened.

And that was the moment I remembered...

And that's more important than any inheritance.

And that's the story of how your mother... my sister...

And that's what the book said...

And that's why I would never joke

And that's why I've decided to...

And the arresting officer is Joe Swanson.

And the cape is from a Darth Vader costume he had as a kid.

And the champ is dethroned.

And the first event, worth five points,

And the hundreds of people who work there.

And The Middle is a show

And the other day, I even got to hang out

And the winners are...

And then after completion, we...

And then later on killed his wife?

And then mailing a copy of the tape to his own sister!

And then your brain sort of creates a scene for you.

And there is no issue too big or too small.

And there's the single minor key note.

And there's, like, a crack on the side of it?

And they can't hit me.

And they didn't pay their indoor tab.

And they think it's Corey.

And they're new to me.

And this voice over was actually covered

And Thomas Haden Church in Divorce.

And tiny droid projected messages.

And to enforce the laws already on the books.

And to remind you, 24 of us selected the salmon,

And today, I'm gonna show you how anyone can become

And trying to contact her aunt.

And wants to spend time with me.

And was recaptured by North Korea.

And watching Flatliners.

And we can dig it.

And we don't know what to do.

And we have a great deal of respect for her.

And we just bang each other all day.

And we just wanted to say thanks.

And we need to support him.

And we wanted to see if you had a few minutes.

And we'll be there soon?

And we'll go!

And we're all gonna have to make sacrifices.

And we're glad you brought your two children

And we're looking for ghosts.

And what are you idiots doing here?

And what are you wearing?!

And what the hell was the theme of that stupid prom?!

And what was all that stuff about Chris not being my son?

And what's your pal's name??

And wherever you go, people will know

And who are you again?

And who, over time, has worn out his welcome.

And whose voice is way higher than you thought it would be?

And will we be putting our kids in the local public schools?

And won't be back until later tonight.

And won't be back until tonight?

And yet two fellows like us with loose lips

And you bring Stewie here,

And you could watch this at any time?

And you died 30 years ago,

And you know what else? My days of being mean

And you know what? I'm going to give it to her.

And you look at her weird, old computer,

And you never should have given it to me.

And you still took care of me when I was hurt?

And you, the Hungry Hungry Hippo.

And you'll be a ten.

And you're a beam of light.

And you're a figment of my imagination?

And you're on, like, all the time!

And you're on.

And your entire life story.

And your fraudulent university and...

And, Brian, you've had sex with more hot women

And, frankly, I deserve better!

And, God willing, going to the bathroom.

And, hey, get off that bar!

And, I got to say, I'm a huge fan

And, if I could embody some of those things,

And, in December, Januarying, of course,

And, instead, you used me as a tool

And, look, is that the beer mascot

And, Meg, why are you on the couch?

And, Mom, next time we get baluster slats,

And, of course, The Dirt by Motley Crue.

And, uh, to your left,

And, well, we just want you to know

And, yes, Big Lebowski fans, I've seen the movie.

And, you're not gonna, like, bring pizza for everyone, right?

And/or enhance sexual experience.

Andrew, you are not the father.

Angela

Angela pretty much epitomized class.

Angela.

Anjelah Johnson?

Another Chinese girl.

Another sign from the universe that I'll never find love.

Another talking head.

Another thing I was just thinking about is...

Any idea what this meeting is about?

Any of these mannequins doing anything for you, Chris?

Any writer knows how hard it is

Anybody mind if I open me?

Anybody need a ride to the hospital?

Anyone can get mad, Chris. Even Shaquille O'Neal.

Anyone else want another?

Anyone else you maybe look up to?

Anyone want to grab some food?

Anyone who doesn't know who he is

Anything else, fellas?

Anything you'd like to share?

Anything, I promise.

Anyway, do you have to water your house?

Anyway, great idea. We'll have a ceremony

Anyway, I hid the gun someplace safe

Anyway, I'm heading there to find my Big Wheel.

Anyway, I've been speaking to my horse in the silent language

Anyway, let's start looking for my Big Wheel.

Anyway, Mama's got to get off her feet.

Anyway, my point is,

Anyway, sad emoji face, Stewie has to leave.

Anyway, thank you so much for being so nice,

Anyway, that's the first act.

Anyway, turn on the TV.

Anyway, what is wrong with people that they're

Apparently we've lost Tricia...

Apparently, nobody can relate to our mascot Pawtucket Pat.

Apple cinnamon, not bad.

April Showers.

Are being inflated including two newcomers this year:

Are cash...

Are fire truck sirens and things that look like faces.

Are in a Cary Fukunaga film.

Are now offensive and not funny at all.

Are there any spirits present

Are there even any jokes in the song?

Are they for your political groupies?

Are they getting even longer?

Are we gonna finish on schedule?

Are you a guest of the hotel?

Are you a Space Cat?

Are you eating an apple with a knife?

Are you feeding yourself compliments now?

Are you forgetting I have a dad who's a woman?

Are you guys talking about work in there?

Are you kidding me? 65 a year, you're gonna get

Are you kidding? The Olympic qualifiers are today.

Are you mad? I... I can't tell if you're mad.

Are you ready to see your new Peter?

Are you saying the rough edged comedy manager

Are you stealing my copper plumbing?

Are you sure?

Are you talking about McDonald's?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Aren't gonna thrill kill you tonight.

Argh. Turn that off.

Argh... You really do find a way to screw everything up.

Argumentative staff."

Armani Roosevelt Von Trapp Wykenham Hearst

Around here run more efficiently,

As a miserable, miserable man.

As a Union soldier in the Civil War.

As always, in Gstaad.

As anchor throws to reporter in the field.

As community service for open hand smacking

As he gathers more and more data.

As I suspected. Sap.

As is his right.

As nosebleeds may be permanent.

As part of a cruel bet, but I'm fat now, too!

As sweet repose and rest.

As the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

As we honor one of Quahog's finest citizens,

As you can see right here and here,

Ashley.

Ask who else has friends in low places.

Assalamu alaikum, guys!

At a Rush concert.

At least eight to ten chocolate chip pancake events.

At least you're there.

At the exact moment of completion?

At the foot of a mountain.

At the Quahog Streaming Con,

At the station for a senior analyst.

At's the point of having millions of dollars

Attagirl. Perfect.

Attention, everyone! Do not adjust your TV sets.

Attention, students.

Aw, cool! Did he also include his dead soul monotone?

Aw, even Slinky from Accounting can make it up the stairs.

Aw, he is depressed.

Aw, I want the intern murder bedroom!

Aw, it's the best.

Aw, man. Brian gets his own balloon?

Aw, man. This means I'm the work fatty.

Aw, Meg, I'm so sorry.

Aw, my life can't get any worse.

Aw, never mind.

Aw, screw that. I'm using the ladies' room.

Aw, screw this.

Aw, sweetie, I'm sorry everyone thinks

Aw, that sounds awesome.

Aw, that's so sweet.

Aw, that's the cashier at the CVS I like.

Aw, the gunshot changed him back.

Aw...

Awesome. And while you do that,

Ayy.

B Banana.

Back in Quahog, do you, Pete?

Bad sugars and starches are the bomb!

Baloney sandwich!

Baluster.

Barking Up the Right Tree... Did you catch that?

Barn owl in human skin.

Barnaby Bananas.

Based on an offhanded remark at a charity fashion show.

Based on their abilities.

Basically the car a lady Realtor would drive.

Basically, all of them.

Be at peace, Meg.

Be at peace.

Be careful what you ask for, 'cause you never know...

Beat him! Beat him in six eight time.

Beautiful. Now, to unveil our new sign,

Because a hot girl with a rolling suitcase

Because all you do is screw around.

Because he's still paying alimony to his first wife.

Because I believe what you meant to call them was

Because I knew that I would never act on it.

Because I know that's the only reason you were doing this.

Because I'm also the voice of your dog, Brian.

Because I'm too fat to make it up some stairs.

Because if monkeys don't, that's what has to happen.

Because if there's, uh, further delay,

Because it doesn't look like a promotion.

Because it was under some tissue paper.

Because it's all about family and...

Because it's preventing me

Because none of you are real.

Because of Beaglemania.

Because of the "Z" in "Zillow."

Because of your white hair.

Because she and I had a pact that if neither of us

Because this is a godless show.

Because we're in the great outdoors.

Because you told me drinks were on the house.

Because you're at Lowfan O'Reilly's.

Because you're beautiful, Meg.

Because, later, we're all wiping our ass

Because, right now, you're making less sense

Because, uh, it's, like, uh...

Been trying to schmooze her for months.

Before everyone wakes up, including roosters.

Before I summoned the courage

Before I was ready.

Before long, we'll fit right in here,

Family Guy (1999) - Season 17
Family Guy is a popular American animated sitcom that has been entertaining audiences since its debut in 1999. Created by Seth MacFarlane, the show has gained a massive following for its witty humor, irreverent parodies, and satirical take on American culture. Season 17 of Family Guy, which aired in 2018, continued to deliver the same unapologetically funny and controversial content that fans have come to love. The season featured a stellar cast of voice actors who bring the colorful characters to life, including: 1. Seth MacFarlane - Seth MacFarlane is the man behind some of the show's main characters. He provides the voices for Peter Griffin, the lovable but dim-witted patriarch, as well as Brian Griffin, the anthropomorphic family dog with a taste for sophistication. 2. Alex Borstein - Borstein voices Peter's wife, Lois Griffin, a patient and caring mother who often finds herself trying to keep her family together amidst the chaos. She also portrays other characters such as Tricia Takanawa, the local news reporter. 3. Seth Green - Green lends his voice to Chris Griffin, the socially awkward and overweight son of Peter and Lois. Chris brings his own brand of comedic timing to the show with his clumsy antics and innocent charm. 4. Mila Kunis - Kunis is the voice behind the only daughter in the Griffin family, Meg Griffin. Meg often finds herself as the target of her family's jokes, but her strength and resilience are admirable. Aside from Meg, Kunis also voices other characters in the show. 5. Mike Henry - Henry provides the voice for Cleveland Brown, Peter's best friend. Cleveland is known for his calm and collected demeanor, which often contrasts with Peter's wild antics. He later went on to star in his own spin-off series, "The Cleveland Show." The core cast is supported by a talented group of voice actors, including Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, the wheelchair-bound neighbor and friend, and John Viener as Mort Goldman, the local pharmacist who often falls victim to Peter's shenanigans. Family Guy Season 17 maintains the show's signature humor, combining pop culture references, cutaway gags, and absurd situations. The episodes explore a wide range of topics, from politics and religion to social issues and current events, often pushing the boundaries of what is considered acceptable in mainstream television. The show thrives on its ability to create laugh-out-loud moments through its irreverent and often controversial style of comedy. It fearlessly tackles taboo subjects, offering a satirical take on everything from celebrities to historical figures and traditional family values. Throughout the season, viewers can expect to be entertained by Peter's outlandish schemes, Stewie's diabolical plans to conquer the world, and the endless banter between family members that captures the essence of dysfunctional yet endearing relationships. For fans of the show, there is good news - you can play and download sounds from Family Guy right here! Immerse yourself in the hilarious world of the Griffins with iconic catchphrases like Peter's "Freakin' sweet!" or Stewie's sophisticated musings. These sounds will surely bring a smile to your face and remind you of the countless moments of laughter that Family Guy has provided over the years. Family Guy Season 17 continues to be a beloved favorite and a testament to the success of Seth MacFarlane's creative genius. With its unforgettable characters, sharp humor, and ability to push boundaries, the show remains a cultural phenomenon that has left an indelible mark on the world of animation. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the irreverent and hilarious antics of the Griffin family!
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