Family Guy - Season 8 Edit

A $3,000 sweater, which I am now stuck with.

A baby doesn't belong in the inner city

A baby? I didn't sell a baby.

A bellhop at the Royale Hotel in Washington, D.C.

A bit pricey, but for the money you're spending,

A bowl that starts in the kitchen

A bunch of boring white guys.

A bunch of brothers living together? What a way to run a railroad.

A butterfly.

A complete flush of your photon conversion system.

A cosmo?

A D? That's fantastic! Just kidding. I know it means you suck.

A devastating pile up on I 95

A family can win $5,000 on that show.

A father and a daughter both in college together?

A few nights ago, I committed a murder.

A few years back, Lois had a visit

A friend to replace cleveland.

A friendship is the best thing ever

A friendship is the best thing ever

A friendship with you.

A full hour of Family Guy,

A human fetus has started a college fund

A Jerry Lewis film entitled The Errand Boy

A letter.

A little bit here.

A little more than I ought to have.

A lot of fun. But we gotta get back over to our place

A lot. Like, we're like, like here's us...

A man is automatically better than a woman

A man with a female boss? Don't crack wise.

A minimum wage increase.

A never before aired clip that may be

A nudie bar is the perfect way to celebrate

A perfectly normal little boy.

A person can appear to have inside knowledge about you.

A pretentious moron.

A procedure like this is not without its risks.

A promise I made to someone.

A promotion? Really?

A quest, Joe. We go on a quest to find the source of the world's dirty jokes.

A razor blade and a note?

A really chauvinistic presumption.

A really interesting time with you tonight.

A red guy, a boob

A red guy!

A show where we talk very softly and right into the mic.

A sink.

A sitcom about former major league pitchers Phil and Joe Niekro...

A smart, sexy, real person

A snooty french waiter.

A third of a kilometer ago, you douche.

A very great deal.

A winner! Congratulations, son. You've won a genuine, live homosexual.

A woman who's so cool with all of this?

Aaa! Get Mom!

Aah, yes!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! A swamp monster!

Aah! Stop eating our boat, Jaws.

Abogados! Cinco cinco cinco, cinco cinco cinco cinco!

About a typical teenage girl.

About my congressman barney frank body.

About pressing a gun up against your crotch

About psychics who help find people who are lost.

About running a billion dollar company.

About running a company.

About the ad in the paper?

About the...?

About this fat woman who sat on her dog

Abrams: My lung's collapsing.

Absolutely! You're hired!

According to the Multiverse Guide,

According to the Multiverse Guide, this is a universe

Activated how?

Actually, because of your little rant,

Actually, I think they did a pretty good job of that already, Dad.

Actually, I wasn't in that.

Actually, she just got back from the gym and she's jumping in the shower.

Actually, there was a riot in the prison yard,

Admiral Ozzel came out of light speed too quickly.

After flying for what seemed like hours...

After I specifically told her how I felt.

After spending the last 18 hours on the Internet and in libraries..

After the terrible things you said to me earlier?

Against the United States.

Ah ah ah, on the lips.

Ah ha! Right through me! Prepare for returned fire, Sir Joseph Broadfront.

Ah, all right.

Ah, almost home

Ah, crap!

Ah, don't do it right here!

Ah, I could get used to this.

Ah, I couldn't eat another bite.

Ah, I've had sex lots of times.

Ah, it smells so good out here.

Ah, reagan does impressions!

Ah, the amused laughter of the envious.

Ah, the hell with you. I'll use the other bathroom.

Ah, yes!

Ah, yes. Pearl.

Ah, you like that?

Ah, you're lovely.

Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! He would love to hear this tale!

Ah! Isn't that great news?

Ah! We should totally phone Gaspard!

Ah! Who dropped a grenade?!

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Does not... come... with a manual.

Ah. Groundbreaking.

Ah. My babies are okay.

Ah. Well, then, I'm sure she's glad she met you.

Ah. Wonderful.

Ah...

Ah... That feels, that feels better

Ah....

Albert Einstein, Shakespeare, of course.

Alex keaton (on tv): Listen, I don't care that you're dating mallory.

Alice, what did you see?

All all right, fine, I'll take the diaper off.

All ganging up and walking my pie off the picnic blanket.

All gone.

All I have to do is bypass

All I have to do is bypass

All I know is the guys who made it are dead.

All I'm saying is I let your father take my ******* identity,

All I've done is try to be nice to you,

All I've talked about for years with these people

All living beings and assure you that no animals

All my money was gone, which means I lost the house.

All of 'em! Brrreeee ha ha!

All of it, if you weren't such a bore.

All of these people came out just to honor you.

All of these people came out just to honor you.

All right

All right then, it's settled. I'm gonna do this.

All right, "Something you sit in."

All right, abrams, whaddaya got?

All right, all right, we'll try something else.

All right, all right.

All right, all right.

All right, but look, here's the deal:

All right, but look, here's the deal:

All right, can I have one, please?

All right, Chewie, punch it!

All right, Chewie, punch it.

All right, class. That's all for today's lesson.

All right, come on now! That's not helping!

All right, come on now! That's not helping!

All right, concentrate.

All right, damn it.

All right, did you get the parking validated?

All right, enough clowning around.

All right, everybody, here we go.

All right, everyone,

All right, everyone, we're going to take a ten minute recess.

All right, everyone. All DVDs are a dollar and everything must go.

All right, fine, I'll buy it.

All right, first scene up is on page 12.

All right, fun's over. What do you want me to read?

All right, glenn, time to go make millions.

All right, go, carter! All right!

All right, Hastings!

All right, he doesn't know what he's doing.

All right, here goes.

All right, here it is: 625 maple.

All right, here we go.

All right, hurry up, let's get this over with

All right, I believe you.

All right, I believe you.

All right, I mean, it it's one thing

All right, I'll do it.

All right, I'll go crouch behind the, uh...

All right, I'll make you a clone, buddy.

All right, I'm back. And I'm much more sober.

All right, I'm gonna go out and look for him. I'll take my Don Don.

All right, I'm gonna go talk to Chris.

All right, I'm gonna take a hike.

All right, I'm on board. Go talk to her.

All right, I'm out of here.

All right, I'm sorry.

All right, if you change your mind, here's a flyer.

All right, karina,

All right, kid, let's do it.

All right, kids. Your mom is gonna go to the Cinnabon

All right, l let's do some warm up exercises.

All right, ladies and gentlemen.

All right, lay down.

All right, let me get lined up right,

All right, let me just get into character.

All right, let's park right there in that cave.

All right, let's play the Feud.

All right, let's tally up those responses.

All right, let's try something else.

All right, listen.

All right, lois, if that's what you want.

All right, Lois.

All right, lois. Go ahead. Say it.

All right, look, can we just go home now?

All right, look, Lois, this psychic nonsense

All right, Luke's on Dagobah, there's a Rebel base on Kashyyyk,

All right, meg, this is only gonna hurt

All right, new arrivals.

All right, now let's get this diaper back on you.

All right, now the prosecution is about to show you

All right, Peter, now I know

All right, Peter, we know the victim

All right, Peter, we're going to try to jog your memory

All right, Peter. We're closing in. Get ready to fire.

All right, Quagmire, clear your mi...

All right, quagmire, just so you're clear on the law,

All right, see you at 8:00.

All right, stand aside.

All right, start the torture

All right, thanks, marlene.

All right, that is it!

All right, the fleet's breaking up.

All right, the northwest passage.E.

All right, the northwest passage.E.

All right, there's a cute looking one.

All right, this is the hotel where the bellhop works.

All right, unbutton your shirt and your pants.

All right, we gotta take him down to dinner. I think he's okay to travel.

All right, we're clear.

All right, we're gonna do an exercise called the idea ball.

All right, we're just talking.

All right, well, I'll play that game with you.

All right, well, we should get your overalls off first.

All right, what's the name of the guy we're looking for?

All right, wish me luck on my audition, brian.

All right, you guys want the truth?

All right, you guys, I've got a few porn scenarios for you to choose from.

All right, you know what?

All right, you ready to meet your clone?

All right, you want the truth?

All right, you're all done. Go.

All right, you're all done. Go.

All right, you've got two strikes, Callaghans.

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right! Oh!

All right.

All right. Got the little guy up from his nap.

All right. I am ready for the rodeo.

All right. I'll see what I can do.

All right. Is this thing good to go?

All right. Let's hurry up and find a way out.

All right. Let's take a break. Your back's getting all sweaty.

All right. Not sure why, but I'll bite.

All right. Now, let's go over what we've learned.

All right. Off we go.

All right. Really?!

All right. The two of you stand over there and I'll send you back where you belong.

All right. Today we're gonna play soccer.

All right. Well, I'll talk to you later, Luke Skywalker, right?

All sales are final.

All the scopes are dead! I can't see a thing!

All the things that make us

All the things that make us

All the things that make us

All the wonderful things that she was missing

All these horrible things?

All this drama over a turkey burger?!

All you are is a failed production company.

All you do is judge other people.

All your favorite, once acceptable hits like

ALL: Aye.

All: Oh...!

ALL: Whoa!

Allahu akbar!

Almost all of 'em. Boy, I sure would love it if you guys would come

Almost like she belongs there.

Almost split lois in half, coming out of her.

Already paid for the meals.

Already? It seems like just yesterday we rented her room

Also in the news, the doomsday clock is ticking

Although I certainly don't.

Always end on a strong joke.

Always making those cocky little hills.

Am I doing it?! Am I doing it?!

Am I ever?

Am I gonna die?

Amen.

An animal killing another animal?

An older man, a weak, younger woman.

An outspoken female character on the show.

And a blood splattered Mr. Potato Head.

And a diet pepsi machine in your office?

And a lot of little things:

And a lot of little things:

And a new cell phone should be here for you in three business days.

And a rocket pack on my back and come up there and punch you."

And a salutey rooty toot tooty back to you, my friend.

And action.

And afterwards, we'll all hang out.

And all I have to feed him is a crude peanut paste.

And all its details.

And all you cared about was ice cream on the way home

And and, of course, you know,

And are too egoitistical to adopt.

And as a bonus, I'll throw in What Dreams May Come with Robin Williams.

And as I recall, I don't really care for you!

And as if that weren't bad enough...

And as long as we're freezing things,

And asked if I could do it, and they told me to scram.

And be careful with the toothpicks.

And be reincarnated as a prophylactic.

And began strangling them.

And besides, it's just nine months, then everything will be back to normal.

And besides, look at this place. It's a world run by dogs.

And besides, you can't fight Vader.

And Bonnie and Joe and Quagmire will have the other two.

And buy a framed painting of a tiger.

And by the song's end,

And carrying a concealed weapon.

And Chris is always leaving his Russian mice around.

And clearly, if I wanted him I could have him.

And come back and sign several things for me?

And Daniel Day Lewis.

And Darrell Armstrong faces a charge of battery against a female police officer.

And did she get to see all those things you sang about?

And did we explore the effects

And did you know the baby you aborting

And discover his identity is by saying the phrase,

And do that while I'm replacing the new condenser?

And doesn't she have the most beautiful eyes?

And draw eyeballs on his eyelids, find a way to pin this on someone else.

And enjoy spending time together.

And even corresponded with them in prison.

And even then it can only be built at the rear of the lot.

And exhausted all our savings.

And feeling your heartbeat through your balls.

And for all you fans, the Miley Cyrus tour

And for the rest of the hour, we'd like to treat you

And for those of you who are handy with a horse,

And found my wife cheating on me with another monkey.

And found out she had a talent for it

And freshen up.

And from the looks of it, she likes it rough.

And get in a van and shoot people in the d.C. Area.

And get your company back.

And give me a shoulder massage.

And go home and (bleep) your wife in the face!

And gosh, bobby, I'd love to play

And has already made your first Mother's Day card out of macaroni and glitter.

And have to look for another job.

And he attempted to bring her out of her shell.

And he comes out of the coma and you guys are all dead,

And he comes to one of my races

And he danced for a while?

And he doesn't want us to be a part of it,

And he had a T shirt on that confirmed it.

And he had the complete DVD set of Sex and the City

And he left that very night

And he opens the door and his dad's a werewolf, too.

And he throws out an idea and so on. Everybody clear?

And he's a handsome fella, ain't he?

And he's always running out of paper towels.

And he's been helping me with all my homework!

And he's left her a note that says, "Thank you for a lovely evening.

And he's like "aw, man, stewie turned out awesome."

And he's still hanging around kids our age?

And he's the lucky one. He went quickly. There were nine dogs in that litter.

And he's totally got his dick out.

And he's your biggest fan. And he has cancer.

And her friend.

And here I was going to use the money

And here's john wayne gacy at the first thanksgiving.

And his apartment isn't so very nice.

And his dad's knocking on the door and he is freaking out

And how everyone in the military respects him.

And how I should always remember not to take him for granted.

And how important this family is to us.

And I can't stand up so very good.

And I decided to carry Naomi and Dale's child for them.

And I didn't... Joe couldn't come!

And I don't know that anyone else has.

And I don't play by the rule book.

And I don't think it's the Avon lady.

And I don't want to see her go down the wrong..

And I get to drink wine with dinner even though I'm only 14 and...

And I got a hundred bucks for it,

And I got a little surprise for you.

And I gotta tell you, though, this seminar is great.

And I hate children's birthday parties.

And I have no idea what he did with the ticket.

And I have to get tickets, Brian! You have to help me get tickets!

And I just don't know where else to turn.

And I just fed him a whole bag of Subway sandwiches.

And I just... I just can't.

And I know I'm dating myself here,

And I know nowadays things are different...

And I meet an incredible woman.

And I meet an incredible woman.

And I met my wife in the service. We had our honeymoon on Alderaan.

And I need roadside assistance.

And I need you to hear me out.

And I never got it till last night.

And I never got it till last night.

And I probably wouldn't have been much good at it.

And I promise I love you.

And I really don't want to make a big deal out of this.

And I said we could make Kool Aid

And I sang this song to explain to her

And I see my friends. They're in trouble! I gotta save them!

And I slipped over the fence.

And I think he could help you get this on TV.

And I think that she just needs to get some respect for herself.

And I think what I hate most about you

And I wake up and he's a race car driver.

And I want to have sex with you now.

And I want to help. Like cheeseburger helper.

And I want to see what I got.

And I wanted to take him to the hospital but Chris wouldn't let me.

And I was doing it to make up for my mother's mistake.

And I was so hung out this morning.

And I was wondering if maybe, um...

And I was.

And I will not have that kind of talk here.

And I will tell you your future.

And I will, but first, it's been a long trip.

And I wouldn't even remember.

And I, I just don't want to engage.

And I'd really appreciate it if you guys

And I'll get Fatty McLoudmouth.

And I'll make sure this doesn't happen again.

And I'll make you a clone.

And I'll tell you something else, I like you.

And I'm getting a strong feeling from you.

And I'm gonna prove it to you.

And I'm gonna run the company.

And I'm grouchy, so get out of my way!

And I'm here to reassume charge of my company.

And I'm in room 406.

And I'm really starting to get worried.

And I'm so surprised to see him there, I crash,

And I'm still your father.

And I'm supposed to blindly go along

And I'm sure she'll be heartened to see our faces.

And I'm the one who clogged the toilet on the 16th floor.

And I'm your friend and I'll be honest with you

And I'm your friend and I'll be honest with you

And I've been missing a woman's touch.

And I've got great news for you.

And I've regretted it ever since.

And if I want to return this sweater, we've got to get

And if I'm gonna do something about it, it's gonna be now.

And if I'm not mistaken, Islam is also in that same spiritual family.

And if sex with the rest of you

And if that don't convince you, look at this.

And if this is what you want, we as a family support your decision.

And if we had known what lay ahead...

And if you don't feel like doing lois later,

And if you don't mind, I'll address you

And if you're going out, get some milk of magnesia.

And if you're happy, I'm happy for you.

And if you're happy, I'm happy for you.

And if your wife ever tells you that you're not special,

And imagine feeling that for hours.

And in addition,

And in simple American households...

And instead of lasting for one day, the oil in the lamp lasted for eight days.

And is attacking important businessmen.

And it broke skippy handleman's heart!

And it looks like you're gonna need a new condenser.

And it should be easy for you because, I mean, what luck, you're white!

And it smells a lot better than I

And it was great having Cleveland along with us again.

And it was just me and Quagmire,

And it was such a wonderful week.

And it was suggested that I find a healthy woman

And it went up inside her guts.

And it'll give me everything I need.

And it's also why many families give their children eight days of presents.

And it's better than it ever was when you were running it.

And it's nice to be in front of someone for a change.

And it's too hot in here.

And James Caan.

And kill them, pilgrims.

And kill them, pilgrims.

And lightly grip the base of your tail

And lightly grip the base of your tail.

And listening to the sound of your voice,

And make a delicious meal for the whole family?

And make a delicious meal for the whole family...

And make every private there feel important.

And make sure you have on your new uniform.

And make their interests your interests.

And maybe find out why he hates me.

And maybe kick you in the boob.

And maybe later I can show you some

And maybe the monkey is also my roommate.

And maybe, maybe that's enough.

And me, in the middle of it all.

And Meg.

And mindlessly carry out whatever orders they were given

And mocking it and commenting on it.

And mother said you didn't appreciate anything!

And my mom is the former governor of Alaska.

And my parents ain't so good to me.

And my parents wanted her to start a new life.

And my stepmother is an alien?

And no one would blame you.

And not because I...

And not looking toward the past or the future?

And not, when I came to die,

And now back to Channel Five News at Six!

And now he won't step down!

And now I need a band aid.

And now I shall continue the prayer.

And now I'll never get to see her! Will you help me?

And now I'm forever lost.

And now I'm waiting for them to leave.

And now it's grown up

And now our feature presentation,

And now that you two are getting along again, my work here is done.

And now the embryos will be inserted.

And now we have a super special treat:

And now with sports, here's framptal tromwibbler.

And now you're getting mad at the monkey because he actually cares?

And now, new lady scream in a box.

And on top of that, he's, like, 60. The character of Byron is 25 years old.

And only if you say it's okay!

And open up a new vagina right next to the first one.

And Osama bin Laden's America loving older brother.

And others you've never seen before like this first one.

And passing it off as news.

And point your guns at them.

And poop out half digested mice.

And possibly some other groceries I need

And pretend like I'm driving. I'm gonna be in a race.

And pull down that blonde waitress's top.

And put it in a fancy glass.

And put it on the thing he's doing.

And put on a show. All right!

And put our characters in it.

And puts a boot up your ass?

And reconfigure the motherboard so that the missile's

And remember. Not only is abortion murder.

And Remington Steele?

And run off looking for another fella.

And run your fingers along the length of your tail.

And running off with a real estate agent.

And said, "you're not funny, peter."

And scientists estimate that the event horizon

And scream in a box.

And see if I could not learn what it had to teach,

And see what happens

And she told me that Stewie is gonna grow up

And she wants me to come over to her house tonight

And she's not gonna harass me anymore.

And shoot hot hug all over you.

And shoot you in the head

And so began our journey...

And so I went into corporate finance and that's where I met Dale.

And somehow managed to come out of the manhole

And sophistication, while at the same time, retaining youthful idealism.

And stabbed the guard with the most kids.

And stay out of our playground."

And still I have made no progress

And strike up a conversation with him,

And tell her homuch I like her.

And tell me when you're about to begin

And tell us what Lois' nipples look like,

And that bottle of Scotch?

And that fabulous hair and...

And that I should take some steps to prevent it.

And that must have made me happy, so my tail started wagging.

And that other stripper's sitting on that guy's lap,

And that should do it.

And that should do it. Now let's go home. Hey! What the hell are you doing?

And that stripper only has one tooth, just like anna lee.

And that with the most minimal training

And that's a Care Bear.

And that's just what I have done.

And that's what you come up with?

And that's when Chris was born.

And that's when I decided that she would live on through me.

And that's where you got the pig, in a parallel universe.

And that's why I said it.

And that's why I'm wondering

And that's why it's important for you to reconcile your differences.

And that's why you like him so much he's you.

And the Care Bear is just a Care Bear.

And the driver places two small children on top of it.

And the Griffin Family.

And the nominees for Best Actor in a Leading Role are:

And the only way to activate him

And the Oscar goes to...

And the right set of buzzwords,

And the worst part is, they try and trick you

And their kind, elderly neighbor, Herbert,

And their ragtag band of misfit soldiers

And then ask what happened?

And then forgets four seconds later that he ate it. Shut up!

And then he comes back out with it in his mouth and he goes...

And then I get back here last night,

And then I get back here last night,

And then I'm gonna come back and mess up your seder.

And then I'm in a coma for 20 years,

And then in real life, in the episode "The Inner Light"

And then lecture them with some seventh grade interpretation

And then like the fifth or sixth sex,

And then maybe try to merge with one of the larger groups.

And then not wash with it? Ha ha! P.U.

And then put the diaper back on me.

And then slide your fingers up the length of your tail

And then tell people not to go in there.

And then the boss is gonna say, "Hey, what are you doing there?

And then they said I was four centimeters dilated.

And then they're supposed to be like, "Oh, you got me.

And then we can put this whole unpleasantness behind us.

And then we'll give it another try.

And then we're gonna bury you in the yard next to Kathy Ireland.

And then when you did, I was like,

And then you each continue with one word at a time.

And then you go tell all your friends

And then, like, every few minutes,

And then, while continuing to squeeze,

And there is nothing you can say

And there's Bill Gates.

And there's no sign of them.

And there's Terry.

And there's the Vietnam War Memorial.

And there's Warren Buffett.

And therefore, he was unable to use his influence to get Kennedy elected.

And these are our children.

And these socks you really need.

And they happen to have chosen to read and discuss my book,

And they said you can use empty radio static

And they started sliding down like one of them sticky octopuses.

And they'll tell you real sweet With a musical tweet

And things we never take notice of

And this is a knife.

And this is my special friend, Leia. And that's Sarge over there.

And this is sort of my way of taking care of him.

And this is the only time she's gonna be in town!

And this is where we hang out?

And this isn't about making out; this is about power tools.

And this one I call "Alive Dog Burying Dead Dog."

And this past election is the first time you ever voted

And this weekend, we're having a Passover seder.

And those two bums turned to me

And thought we'd stop in and say hi to our new neighbors.

And throw his soft bread stool at each other

And thus, humanity is 1,000 years more advanced.

And to add insult to injury, you defecate all over his yard.

And totally botched the Cuban missile crisis,

And turned her into a psychotic, sociopathic freak.

And unattractive and worthless.

And we could pay you for it.

And we don't come down until we've made a decision that we both can live with.

And we don't tan well, either.

And we just want to urge everyone not to give up hope.

And we need your help.

And we use them for medical and cosmetic research.

And we would not gonna solve anything

And we'll be in charge of charity, so we don't have to contribute to them.

And we'll float away with their garbage. Release!

And we'll get Han back.

And we're just minutes away from Game 1

And we're prepared for that.

And welcome to All Things Considered,

And welcome to the first taping of CBS's new hit comedy, Class Holes!

And well, Lois, that's why we're here.

And whaddaya think it means to be a man?

And what can I do for you four fine black gentlemen today?

And what really bothers me, is you pretend

And whatever we decide, we both have to agree that it's the right thing to do.

And when I saw you together,

And when it was over,

And when you did it, I actually felt sorry for you.

And when you spurned my advances,

And whenever I come home at night and I walk in that door...

And while I'm in Quahog,

And who mean nothing to me.

And whoever catches it, throw out the first idea you got,

And why am I holding a dinner platter that says "McCain Feingold"?

And why do you have a safety deposit box anyway?

And why do you have a safety deposit box anyway?

And why should I do you any favors

And with only 30 seconds to go,

And with only 87 suicides and widespread looting,

And with you, Stewie.

And women's clothing?

And wondered if you wanted to come over and watch.

And you are gonna hold down that football until Charlie Brown kicks it.

And you better get there quick,

And you can see for yourself what a bright, fun and charming woman she is.

And you delude yourself by thinking you're some

And you didn't score enough points.

And you do that weird trembling thing!

And you don't know anything about running a big business.

And you have to go and make me feel foolish.

And you have to go cubicle to cubicle inviting people.

And you just bitched yourself out of a bite.

And you just said, "Good luck"?

And you just said, "Good luck"?

And you know what else?

And you know what, take that sweater off.

And you know what?

And you know what? How about no name calling?

And you know what's amazing?

And you know who else does impressions?

And you know why I did it?

And you should ask as many questions as you can before you decide.

And you still don't like me. How can you not like me?

And you still haven't brought her over to the house.

And you won't have any more problems.

And you, give this old bastard the ride of his life.

And you'll feel better. Okay.

And you'll stop having your period. Wait, how I feel about this ?

And you're gonna feel like a real jackass.

And you're in terrible shape.

And you're like, "Yeah. Yeah, you do.

And you're so good to listen to my troubles.

And you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing.

And you've got to stop her before something happens.

And your awesome third boob that's on top of the other boob.

And your Conway Twitty...

And, by the way, driving a prius doesn't make you jesus christ.

And, Meg, you know how it is

And, Meg, you know how it is

And, of course, it's the day of all days

And, of course, it's the day of all days

And, Peter, do you really hate your son?

And, um, I would have had sex with you,

And, you know, I'm not talking about purpose

And, you know, I've seen you eat poop before, Brian.

And, you know, I've seen you eat poop before, Brian.

And, you know, it's not as bad as you think.

And, you know, the offer's still open for the whole

And, you know, the only reason I haven't brought her around

And, you know, tricking some bigger, more athletic people?

And.

And.

And.

And.

And. Peter!

And... Action!

And... Fine, I Googled myself, okay?

Angela from Opie. Opie from Herbert. Herbert heard it from Tom Tucker.

Angela from Opie. Opie from Herbert. Herbert heard it from Tom Tucker.

Angela grabbed my ass.

Angela, wake up! What the griffin?