The Simpsons - Season 16 Edit

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A bar for men who'd like to drink and look at sexy women

A boo, a bah, a who's your daddy?

A brief hug or eye contact.

A British whaaa?

A Buddha statue?

A car chase every night, or the weather girl wears a tube top.

A career? No problem.

A chance to bring down Bart Simpson?

A chance to bring down Bart Simpson?

A church!

A contractor?

A different faith means a different afterlife.

A doctor for your teeth?

A dog?

A double dogleg, hamstring knotting Hop Way to Hell.

A dynamite voice?

A fat man with sideburns...

A flying rock. Call a geologist.

A good feeling about this.

A guide to your restraining order

A guy named Apu

A heart as big as all outdoors!

A hoax?

A hoax?!

A hundred years, global warming

A hungry, hungry hypocrite named Homer, of course

A Jones that's Chipper,

A kids' barbershop?

A lean cuisini?

A Li'l Star has been made.

A little hinge of an ear, and a big sausage for a nose.

A lot of people don't.

A lot of things you said are not in there at all.

A martini.

A media circus.

A meeting of gay witches for abortion.

A million times better than that worthless old coot you replaced.

A mix of conservation and wind.

A new epidemic is raging through Springfield,

A novel, a play.

A pen pal, a parrot, a meaningful conversation,

A place to dock?

A private cell, extra dessert,

A privileged boy.

A program of strict diet and exercise.

A remodel might bring in a higher class of lush.

A robot?!

A roll, sir? Screw you.

A rubbery, fungus like steak.

A second premonition came to fruition.

A shirt from that rap concert.

A six out of ten.

A slightly colder fridge? In my lifetime?

A spider?!

A Sun.

A Sunday drive reeks of bio hubris.

A talking tree in a commercial.

A Tiffany's box!

A toll booth? I hate these things...

A toll booth? I hate these things....

A town I didn't like... till now,

A true story!

A TV tray from Expo '67,

A two ounce bag of chips.

A very rainy day.

A void in your self esteem that can only be filled by applause?

A walk in microwave!

A week?

A yard's 36!

A young man who came here and failed.

A: either we have a supercell

A.M. kindergarten made the Bart doll.

Aa, well, let me see what I've got.

Aah, I'd rather die...

Aah, there's nothing like canceling employee drug plan

Aah! This is gonna take some work!

ABC, CBS...

Abe Simpson brought the prepichere to keep grass on Willie's field!

About finding an onion ring in your French fries.

About the way things went down.

Absolutely

Absotivally. Here, take my card.

Activities.

Actor, smooth customer, and women's health advocate.

Actually carved into the rock.

Actually the technical term is electro convulsive therapy

Actually the technical term is electro convulsive therapy

Actually your aunt is marrying a very lucky...

Actually, four.

Actually, Homer, I'm... into your lady.

Actually, I think your father's still upset

Actually, that stopped after you left, Homer.

Actually, when it's underground,

Add the number of people at the Last Supper...

Adult themes? What are you talking about?

Afraid of dying?

After 'em!

After 40 days and 40 nights,

After a lot of thougt we decided to let you go cold turkey

After all the corruption and deceit we've witnessed,

After all, He works for us.

After decompressing, of course.

After I make my new client a star.

After many years of hard work,

After my life was saved.

After some surf 'n' turf and a bottle of champagne,

After the party.

After this, I got to record 27 seasons

After you prance across the goal line,

Again with that. Wake up, Lou.

Ah ha, en garde.

Ah, he could have killed this one days ago.

Ah, it's never about me.

Ah, premodern man.

Ah, rats.

Ah, that's better.

Ah, there's the Frisbee

Ah, they'll be fine.

Ah, what do you jerks know?

Ah, yes, Detroit style. Very nice.

Ain't nothin'.

Ain't that right fatso?

Alas, my love. You do me wrong

Alcatraaaz is wide spread. I'm talkin' da junk.

All hail the queen!

All he can do is eat me when I'm dead.

All I need is for someone to start a show called :

All I need is some plutonium,

All I saw was you, eating and drinking and talking to yourself

All in favor of building a $30 million

All my best friends are guards.

All of whom couldn't deal with me,

All over America today,

All pancakes aside, I really came here to talk about my son.

All plays suck, all the time, and always will,

All right neighbor. I'll babysit. Thanks, Ned.

All right,

All right,

All right, all right, I'll work it out.

All right, boy, which con did you work here?

All right, boys. Let's get this tape back to the lab for analysis.

All right, but I swear to God, this is the very last time.

All right, Dad. Way to build equity.

All right, everybody, get in there.

All right, everybody.

All right, hand over the tape and nobody gets hurt.

All right, here I go. Writing the name.

All right, here's how this exercise works

All right, here's how this exercise works

All right, I admit it.

All right, kids, let's do this quick.

All right, Mr. Smarty Head Exploder?

All right, people, we got a situation here.

All right, try this.

All right, you know how it works.

All right! You guys are my new best friends.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right... Sucker.

All the dogs getting on a spaceship and leaving.

All the good graves are taken.

All these years then expect complete acceptance on the day she gets married.

All this does is get me to normal.

All through history, self anointed seers have predicted

All too well.

All we need now is the sack of 10,000 happinesses.

All you get is a very valuable lesson.

Aloha means "one entry per person."

Aloha!

Alright then you can just look at the portrait I painted of him

Alright, here's your medication

Alright, i'm comin back there..give it!...

Alright! You're under arrest!

Also on those who were kind to me.

Also, gendertatology studies have domenstrated

Also, I want to go with the green...

Alternative book store?

Although I must admit, they know where to stop.

Although my case is still open.

Although not many of the last two.

Although there's no physical intimacy,

Although to be honest, I didn't enjoy lying down

Always nice to see him.

Am I right?

Am I the only one here who's in horrible pain?

Amage amage amage amage.

Amateur historian... yo yo dieter...

Amazing, trailblazing,

Amazing.

Amen.

America's priorities are a joke.

American jerks are going home

An early symptom of menopause.

An Eastern twist on a western New York favorite.

An English pub that just might work.

An episode of Boy Meets World on this flight.

An evening with David Brenner

An unauthorized tattoo.

And , could I get a red wash in the background?

And "Armadillo a la Road" by Brandine No Last Name Given.

And "How was your day, dear?" and...

And "No means yes."

And a autoinflate blood pressure monitor c cuff, with case..

And a couple of wicked S turns

And a fight breaks out!

And a handsome toupee for Bart!

And a little tuna fish can for the bottom part of his head.

And a small independent film company,

And a subsonic neuro jammer disrupts the child's judgment center.

And all of your problems will disappear.

And all the roses falling

And an aqua background with an astronaut on a surfboard.

And anti feminist...

And as an adult,

And ask for Andre, okay?

And Assault Weapons magazine's Man of the Year, Alcatraaaz.

And became such a success.

And because we rejected God

And besides, I love you.

And besides... so long, you stupid British twits!

And bid on items donated by local businesses.

And bring the snacks the next day.

And by "dazzle" you mean "Scriptural accuracy."

And by 21, I walked out.

And by God, I was rich!

And Charlie Callas over here is blocking my action with...

And check this out.

And come back Monday with five fresh ideas.

And created audiovisual materials to orient visitors to those museums.

And damn it! I want to feel it.

And did Joe Torre shoot Flipper?

And don't forget

And down the mountainside

And drive your cleats into his neck.

And everyone knows it! Look, we'll compromise.

And everyone's favorite, baby Bibb.

And find all the pills labelled: Lithium dibromide.

And fix that roof yourself!

And for some reason, my hair and ear form an "M" and a "G.

And for that, no adoption.

And for your information, our walls have a bunch

And gave the money to charity.

And give that can the whole CSI treatment.

And he always let me win.

And he drops this and runs. Cor, blimey, skip to me loo.

And he wants to see you.

And He'd like you both to render a sacrifice.

And he's holding it.

And he's letting a lot of things slide these days.

And here.

And here's the clincher

And his spouse!

And his wife, who sometimes drives my son home from school.

And Homer, I can see you need me more than ever.

And how 'bout a huzzah for my husband who paid for our new kitchen?

And how about me getting off work

And I ain't changin' it for any dame, skirt,

And I can't reach the brakes!

And I could never afford to go there

And I don't like him stuffing himself with junk.

And I don't want to be a snitch.

And I end every day smelling like eel.

And I haven't led a good enough life?

And I kept that vow.

And I kept that vow.

And I know exactly who would pay top dollar for it.

And I know just the place to get it.

And I know just the solution.

And I know just where she can find that someone.

And I love you too, brake fluid.

And I promise I will return this RV first thing in the morning.

And I promise we'll travel the world...

And I say bon voyage!

And I sees this real strange bloke.

And I take the bus to the supermarket,

And I used my Sprawl Mart employee discount to buy this fancy pole cover.

And I used to be an ornery wee cuss myself.

And I want her clean when he looks her over.

And I want to sell your shirts in most of them.

And I was kind of a pill, I guess.

And I worked at an all night diner for three years.

And I'd pretend it was a spaceship to the moon.

And I'll admit, it is kind of romantic under the sea.

And I'll be there.

And I'll buy any other dances you've got, too.

And I'm certainly not going to leave my husband.

And I'm going to boycott your financier, Mr. Burns.

And I'm growing ashamed of my penis.

And I'm here to tell you

And I'm in charge of the money.

And I'm so touched that all of you would take the time to...

And I'm sorry I wrote those letters to the editor calling for your ouster.

And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars.

And I've been looking for a way to launder the money I made

And I've got my own private bathroom,

And I've never known the pleasures of a woman...

And if I can make a prediction of my own.

And if i want to see it on certain day

And if I want to see it What time should i watch it?

And if I want to watch it, what day?

And if I win, I'll be on Itchy and Scratchy.

And if she doesn't, you win a pizza.

And if that diamond ring

And if that mockingbird don't sing

And if that mockingbird don't sing

And if there's time, we'll get to my drinking.

And if you disconnect me,

And if you get kicked out of that one, you're going straight in the Army,

And if you say Jimmy Fallon, I'll know you're lying.

And if you're watching this, so are you.

And in art class, we painted Saint Joan burning at the stake,

And initial here.

And into my nick neck nook and the... well his little buddies soon followed.

And it cut her big fat...

And it did make a cool splash.

And it looks like one of the lights in your sneakers is out.

And it shall be a sign of the covenant between God and man.'"

And it sounds like my favorite brand

And it will give me a chance to closely observe

And it's James with the steal!

And it's scheduled for demolition early next month.

And it's something to be feared. Right, Doctor?

And it's the yard's problem! My hamster!

And it's time for us to wake up.

And Lisa, what have you learned?

And look at the quality of their animation.

And look at the trick they taught me!

And look! Here is America's favorite waste of taxpayer dollars

And lose her soul.

And Lou, do you see what happens when my coffee comes back cold?

And made it a better place.

And made you feel feel feel feel

And Marge, you'll always be the best chef in our house.

And Marge, you'll always be the best chef in our house.

And Mary is a composite of 12 different women

And mine was the grossest!

And misunderstood!

And my brain is put in a...

And my bruises would heal.

And my plumbing and gas hookups.

And Ned, you didn't see me because I was hiding behind the chimney

And Noah sent forth a single dove...

And none of this would have happened

And noone get's a rat's ass about you, so

And nothing to fill it with.

And now I can see you need your dad more than ever.

And now my only friend is the bottle.

And now that I am, it's the wrong one.

And now the eagerly awaited Super Bowl halftime show

And now to do the exact same thing again.

And now you're an emotionally crippled mini Hulk.

And now, chefs, start your kitchens!

And now, here's Assistant Principal Kearney.

And now, it's time for me...

And now, who would like a lifetime of perfect health?

And officials, but how could you lie to me and the sponsors?

And ol' Disco Stu.

And on the parents who took time from their

And on what's the network

And on your way out,

And one of you must stay behind to save the rest.

And Osama Bin Scratchy.

And other ominous signs, the Rapture could soon be upon us.

And out the mail slot!

And over here, write in what you did.

And over there is our water slide, that's coming next year.

And people here are little bit more my type...

And perhaps outer space.

And please let thy holy spirit open the heart of my wife.

And poke their eyes out, and be smothered by cats.

And remember, save the violence for cartoons.

And rudeness to hos.

And send them to me. Now!

And sexy !

And shame on your whole ill mannered town!

And share it with no one!

And she's giving us the emotional experience of a lifetime.

And Shelbyville adjacent...

And Skinner, and Grandpa

And Snake,

And so are we.

And so do I. Mom!

And so, ladies and gentlemen, we have come to the start of Super Bowl XXXIX!

And sold to Internet by putting pornography on it!

And some Kettle Chips would be nice!

And someone who can really point at genitalia.

And spicy chicken pioneer, General Gao.

And star of a Disney Channel movie.

And steal everything that's not nailed down.

And stop swearing under your breath.

And strike a blow for civil rights.

And suffered a bullet related death.

And techies and such your management style

And tell me how you got so heavy.

And tell me to go back to some country I am not actually from

And thanks, lady, for making me feel good about myself.

And that could be you.

And that makes a what?

And that was about our holy right to come to church with wet hair.

And that's how I came to the Church.

And that's not just the beer talking.

And that's one to grow on.

And that's the gun.

And that's where I found him.

And that's why I personally thank God we pay too much for drugs

And the avalanchoids.

And the best part is, stupid Flanders doesn't

And the best part of Heaven is:

And the biological method...

And the deuces are wild!

And the integrity not to dip her wand in the till.

And the local newsmen in this town are idiots.

And the name of that town, is Springfield.

And the next contestant to be eliminated is...

And the punchline implied that they fornicated!

And the rest of us have been left below!

And the stuff I am proud of is disgusting.

And the thing inside is from Tiffany's!

And the very bad cheese pizza that comes in squares

And the worst part is,

And then i'll come right over and finish your roof!

And then I'll go to Yale.

And then the man...

And then the woman...

And then you wind up like me:

And then, the peace of the grave.

And there ain't nothin'

And there you have it.

And there's going to be big changes.

And there's nothing I can do about it.

And there's nothing worth highlighting.

And there's the Earth.

And these must be children!

And these two are gifts for my nephews. Tally ho!

And they just have to stand there and take it.

And they seem awfully chummy.

And they've blocked my number.

And this adorable little hat.

And this is Marge, our surprisingly hot nanny.

And this is on the Radio?

And this is Principal Skinner.

And this one didn't start with krustyburger's whatchamacarcass sandwich.

And those cheaters blackened my sugar wieners.

And to celebrate,

And to get there, you must go through the forbidden zone.

And to make sure we get there super fast...

And tonight,

And tonight, I'm going to show you how to draw Bart.

And trailer time with Springfield's craziest chicks.

And trick this thing out like a palace,

And try not to have intercourse on the way!

And TWENTIETH CENTURY FOX

And up until now, I was relatively gruntled.

And we finished.

And we got to stay in the same room.

And we got to use the bathroom of the future.

And we must get these Season One

And we pass the slavings on to you.

And we'd like to start going there.

And we're making serious inroads in Mozambique, baby!

And we're on in five, four, three...

And we're poor because we have kids.

And what do kids love?

And what time would be good time to see it?

And what's your name?

And when people check their hats and coats,

And when the path of justice is obscured

And white blood cells are attacking my clothes!

And why is the hole in the roof is even bigger?

And will be eaten by the janitor.

And will soon be landing in Beijing.

And with no brain damage amage

And with time running out,

And would cover my boy boobs nicely.

And would you like to take advantage of our

And yet, here I was worshipping false eyeballs

And You could still spare my family by...

And you get...

And you know, I went to a Catholic wedding once.

And you look like you've accepted someone as your personal something.

And you must dislodge it from outside.

And you say Mr. Flanders remains completely ignorant of their .kamasutra?

And you will.

And you wrecked it!

And you, Julio, take thad to be your lawful wedded life partner,

And you'll never guess where

And you're married to King Stink!

And you're my Margie wargie bargie fargie gargie margie targie largie.

And you're not gonna flirt your way outta this one.

And you're not gonna flirt your way outta this one.

And you're the wife!

And your infinite patience with a big dumb jerk like me.

And your mother.

And, Bart...

And, there you go.

And, uh, where's your dad in all this?

And, uh, while you're in there, grab as much cancer as you can.

Another lame suburban kid who loves rap.

Answer me now.

Answer me.

Any other cuckoo yip yap?

Anybody I know.

Anybody need a let me down?

Anymore than I can put a hamburger on a hot dog bun.

Anyone wants some coffee for the ride back?

Anything for love!

Anything to declare?

Anything you like, fellow Canadian!

Anything you wish for you get lickity split!

Anything's possible with Commander Cuckoo Bananas in charge.

Anyway, it's you.

Apologize to the poor little boy.

Appearance strike them down!

Applesauce.

Apron Boobs face?

Apu? Never heard of him.

Architect Frank Gehry!

Are any of those my size?

Are as good or better than anything I've ever had at this table.

Are biographies arranged by author or subject?

Are free to walk Whore Alley.

Are nothing next to the big stupid similarities!

Are now rocket ride to comprehension

Are the greens fees on our public golf course.

Are the kidnappers after you?

Are there letters to pick up, or no letters to pick up?

Are these stolen cookies.

Are y'all ready for this?

Are you a smoker? Yes, I am.

Are you all right?

Are you counting how many days it takes to wash your big butt?

Are you crazy?

Are you even listening to me?!

Are you going to a rap performance?

Are you going to let her push you around?

Are you prepared to take that chance?

Are you putting feces on the tip?

Are you sure Mom and Dad want us to enter a European balloon race?

Are you sure that thing could really explode?

Are you watching?

Are you watching?

Aren't you that crazy Cat Lady?

Aren't you the boy who beats up my son?

Armpit noises are not a language.

Around on the couch like a bum, 'cause that's my thing!

Around the loop of death

Art comes from pain. Your pain.

As 10 year old Bart Simpson was snatch from his bed.

As a cadaver.

As a spoiled American teenager.

As a woman and lied my way onto the LPGA tour.

As I age.

As I consecrate another gay union that angers you so.

As I previously shouted.

As if I would ever want to stop truckin'.

As long as I only work 5 hrs a day no heavy lifting

As long as I take these injections every ten minutes.

As long as two people love each other, I don't think god cares

As long as you both are gay?

As opposed to you, who grabbed the first blimp that floated by.

As president of the cultural board, I was given a key to the concert hall.

As punishment for stealing Christmas.

As represented by this cloud of white pesticide.

As usual, I will open the floor to all crazy ideas that jump to people's minds.

As usual, I will open the floor to all crazy ideas that jump to people's minds.

As we gather speed, I whip you gently, you state your name

As you scoop your ice cream into the trash, tell it you hate it.

As you're in my corner again.

Ask me no more questions,

Asking questions about her brother's kidnapping.

Assuming my health does not deteriorate...

Astrology can show you the future.

Astrology was the Tampa Bay Devil Rays of the sciences...

Astrology.

At different universities share data sets.

At first, Joe felt discouraged,

At last God fearing Londoners...

At last I have found the yin to my yin.

At last! my plane should be used for its original purpose..

At least I had a couple of sips from your Coke when you went to the bathroom.

At least I'm out doing things.

At least, it remains a place where I am always welcome

At my age?

At my expense!

At poetries slams and yoga retreats

At the age of 83.

At the Springfield Novelty Expo.

At what time?

At what time?

Athletes are now taunting and boasting just to get on our highlight reel.

Attention, contestants,

Attention, duped masses!

Attention, everyone.

Aunt Patty, Aunt Selma, Grandma Bouvier and...

Aunt Patty, where did you two meet?

Auntie Ovenfresh, 1954!

Auntie Ovenfresh!

Austin Powers Itchy,

Avenge me.

Aviation museum av materials

Aw, damn it.

Aw, nuts.

Aw, sour mash.

Aw, thanks, Marge.

Aw, you guys are what it's all about.

Ay caramba, do the Bartman, etcetera, etcetera.

Ay carumba!

Ay, caramba.

Baby boy, baby boy Ba ba ba baby boy.

Baby ear medicine.

Bachelors are always squeezin' stuff.

Back off, Popey LePew!

Back off, you servants of the Holy See!

Back then, we were both stars...

Bad car.

Baggy britches? Loose laced gym shoes?

Bagpipes getting down with an octopus...

Baking time is over.

Barely finished high school.

Barf for your master.

Barney, you saved my life.

Bart and Homer can't go Catholic!

Bart looks different today.

Bart must've gone to the show.

Bart really did get a hundred

Bart Simpson, this is a restraining order.

Bart Simpson.

Bart sleeps in the microwave, right?

Bart tells me you got into Yale.

Bart the Impaler?

Bart was never kidnapped!

Bart, a school sponsored medieval festival is supposed

Bart, are you sure about this limo driver you hired?

Bart, because of your sister's restraining order,

Bart, can I ask you an important question?

Bart, can you come in here for a second?

Bart, do you have anything to say?

Bart, don't be nervous.

Bart, don't make fun of grad students. They just made a terrible life choice.

Bart, don't use that word...

Bart, don't worry.

Bart, eat up or you'll be late for school.

Bart, get your things.

Bart, go ahead.

Bart, have you ever eaten a Tootsie Pop?

Bart, honey, I'm so sorry.

Bart, how can you laugh at that?

Bart, I hate to say this,

Bart, I know a father has no right to pry into the life of his ten year old son...

Bart, I love you, but sometimes I don't love your choices.

Bart, I need $200!

Bart, I need that shirt.

Bart, I need you to make a delivery to an elderly shut in.

Bart, I spent all afternoon stuffing tuna fish into that steak.

Bart, I'm glad you had fun,

Bart, I'm sick of playing the tomfool.

Bart, I'm so glad you're okay.

Bart, if you don't get up now,

Bart, Lisa and...

Bart, Lisa went over to Janey's.

Bart, Lisa, welcome.

Bart, maybe you should listen to this.

Bart, me and Mrs. Krabappel, we're going to go play some "backgammon"

Bart, now that you've graduated I can finally say this:

Bart, please, you can't take this away from me.

Bart, someone wrote something cynical on your shirt.

Bart, stop that!

Bart, that's your share of the T shirt profits so far.

Bart, this could be a good new school...

Bart, two, three, four! You put my Dad in jail,

Bart, we're here to bring you back to the one true faith,

Bart, what are you doing here?

Bart, what are you doing?

Bart, what the hell are you saying?

Bart, what's wrong?

Bart, where did you get those?

Bart, why were you in there so long?

Bart, would you like to introduce yourself?

Bart, would you like to say grace?

Bart, you are the meanest,

Bart, you look worse than Aunt Patty in the morning.

Bart, you want to go to the video arcade?

Bart, you were going to burn the third nice thing you've ever done for me?

Bart, you'll be playing the village cooper.

Bart, you're lookin' crook ed.

Bart, you've thought of all with an important lesson

Bart!

Bart!

Bart!

Bart!

Bart!

Bart! Pull over!

Bart! Turn away from that screen and look out the window!

Bart.

Bart's gone. I checked everywhere.

Bart's message of tons and understanding to heart.

Bart's my bestest boyfriend.

Bart's T Shirt is a classic.

Bartholomew Simpson!

Basically, him and Dad.

Basta, basta. Take a my picture with the Internet marmaluke a!

Be a snack swallower!

Be a time of radiance and celebration.

Be careful, Mom!

Be careful!

Be nice to Nelson, and I'll give you a Tootsie Pop.

Be sure to read instructions!

Be there or be square.

Be... gat.

Beat's me

Beauty pageant diarrhea.

Because I am a legacy.

Because I don't feed that to my dogs!

Because I have perfectly predicted the future.

Because I take money from my ten year old son?

Because I'm too real.

Because of the Xanax, i'm not over anxious about being a Simpsons anymore

Because she's bringing over someone very special.

Because sometimes, if you believe hard enough, God cuts you a break.

Because this stupid kitchen cost $100,000.

Because we're all gonna go...

Because we're poor?

Because you fell in love with me as a woman, and I didn't want to lose you.

Because you let me down

Because you let me down."

Because you'll spill the beans!

Because you're the prison snitch!

Because, my dear,

Because...

Become emotionally dead.

Been a long time gone,

Before cowboys, before dinosaurs:

Before he was betrayed by

Before they shoot them.

Before we begin, let us introduce...

Before you had children with a dead man.

Behold the new Springfield Concert Hall.

Behold, children, the majesty of Springfield Glacier.

Behold, I have found favor with the Lord.

Behold! My project.

Behold.

Bernie, if you please.

Best murder mystery the story of Cain and Abel.

Better increase the juice.

Better luck next time,

Between homer and bart causing a gravitational blank

Beware the wrath of Kwan!

Beyond the world of science.