The Simpsons - Season 13 Edit

A ha! A free baseball!

A ha! Oh!

A minus.

A bag of popcorn and a whipping.

A blackout?

A Buddhist wouldn't want any.

A class clown. And it sickens me.

A committee?

A converter that changes that horrible modem noise into easy listening music.

A Cosmopolitan is made with cranberry juice.

A cougar! Die, cougar!

A couple of stink lines around his butt, and I'm done.

A coupon for free guitar lessons.

A crazy dog's trying to kill me!

A famous historian.

A formal!

A fortune teller? Oh, no, you don't!

A frown is a much better umbrella than a smile!

A gang of crows in our bedroom.

A giant chocolate cake in my dress polyester.

A girl in the bar! What do we do?

A grizzly bear with a chainsaw.

A guy outside told me that.

A heavenly choir. You must be an angel!

A hole for what?

A hundred and fifty six million. D'oh!

A husband can give his wife. An annulment from his secret wife.

A keg of beer and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg.

A koi pond!

A koi pond! It's beautiful!

A koi pond?

A library selling books?

A little action will really sharpen our senses.

A little touch of winter.

A lot of people think our dad's behavior has screwed us up.

A man could attach to his face is 87!

A man on a donkey!

A miscount!

A monster!

A mosquito came out of my Laffy Meal and bit me!

A mosquito? How'd that get in there?

A normal life full of normal social interaction.

A note from Marge Simpson?

A one, a two, a you know what to do

A robbery is in progress at the National Bank of Springfield.

A second grade sorceress so powerful

A shinier new dime!

A shiny new dime!

A tapeworm, then assistant to Lorne Michaels!

A thousand bucks to pretend it's the '70s.

A trip to the alma mater might really rekindle my love of getting people loaded.

A turkey!

A voice like his would give our house a much needed touch of class.

Abe Simpson's the name, and now that you're here,

About a thing she saw

About moi the way I feel about toi,

Abraca dairy.

Abraham Simpson.

Absolutely! Yep.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. You're about to get a lesson

Academics are important.

According to this, your father was driving you to school?

Actor, novelist, barbecue sauce spokesman.

Actually, he hasn't.

Actually, I'm off campus.

Actually, Monty, I...

Actually, my father died a long time ago.

Actually, that smoke is a little too inviting.

Adorable.

After Chernobyl, my penis is falling off.

After everything I did, you're going to abandon me?

After her!

After that I starred in Wyatt Earp Meets The Mummy.

After they shoot your movies, who gets the leftover film?

After wrestling.

Again and again he's brought this town to the brink of annihilation.

Again?

Against my wishes!

Ah ha! Did you steal dolls from my daughter?

Ah, Ethnictown, where hardworking immigrants

Ah, geez. Right in the eyes.

Ah, geez. The old college clock.

Ah, honey, honey

Ah, honey, honey

Ah, jeez. You don't want old Gil going door to door.

Ah, sugar

Ah, sugar, sugar

Ah, the old college gates.

Ah, the old folks. It happens every heat wave.

Ah, there's nothing better than relaxing with my favorite magazine.

Ah, yes. Ronaldo. He went out months ago.

Ah, you pick things up.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! 'Tis like the singing of the angels themselves.

Ah! Okay, Gabriel, this is a bar.

Ah! Ow!

Ah! The cursed one.

Ah! The sweet couple of seconds before

Ah. Rehearsing a play, I see.

Ah. The family car. We've been through a lot together.

Ah. The full Leonard Nimoy cycle, I Am Not Spock,

Aha! Methinks the play's the thing

Ahoy hoy, Executive V. P.

Ahoy hoy.

AII I need is to look in your eye

Ain't I a stinker?

Ain't it trippy?

Ain't that sweet, Chief?

Ain't you coming, Homer? Why?

Alizarian crimson

All forms of sugar are now illegal.

All gone.

All gone. Hmm.

All I have left of my Chester is his tattered old Army jacket.

All I'm hearing is I'm too fat.

All is bright

All is calm

All my other senses are getting sharper.

All nerds clear the launch area!

All of them great. I did the commercials myself.

All of them lanthanides.

All our times have come

All right, all right. Come on, Bart.

All right, but I'm doing this because he was Remington Steele.

All right, but take Maggie with you.

All right, everyone! Disperse immediately!

All right, family.

All right, Fat Tony! Your little game is over.

All right, garçons.

All right, Grampa. I'll help you get your license back.

All right, hand them over.

All right, I'll do it for my kids.

All right, I'll make base camp here

All right, I'm sorry. But I will not save the rain forest!

All right, I've come up with a composite sketch of my prime suspect.

All right, let's do it!

All right, let's see. English side ruined!

All right, look. Maggie's not playing with this ball right now,

All right, Mendoza!

All right, now, who can pick out

All right, Officer.

All right, quit stalling, Burns. Who'd you ice?

All right, seniors and señores,

All right, Simpson, you're under arrest, see?

All right, Son. We'll all go! First class!

All right, that's it! Shoo, you stupid crows!

All right, that's it. Get them out of here! This ain't no crow bar!

All right, turkey, where are you?

All right, we got lucky that time,

All right, you're dismissed. I'll take it from here.

All right!

All right! Girls night out!

All right! Totally... Gloria?

All right! Trash cookies!

All right! We'll help ourselves, yet again.

All right.

All right. But not the imported.

All right. From now on, no talking.

All right. I know what to do.

All right. Let's go, children.

All right. Let's keep this train wreck moving.

All right. Let's try the red one.

All right. Outside.

All right. Plus one?

All right. Time to throw in the Butterfingers.

All right. We will write a list.

All right. We'll be right back.

All right. When I yank down my girlfriend's tube top,

All right. You two are under arrest for joyriding.

All rise for the Honorable Judge Constance Harm.

All the individual records were set by crackpots who half killed themselves.

All these beautiful people make us feel like losers!

All this yelling is taking away my horny.

All those disclaimers made me want to do it more!

All three courses are dessert.

All you can eat for two bucks.

All you do is watch Itchy & Scratchy cartoons.

All you gotta do is play a prank on the principal.

Almost home.

Almost there.

Almost there. Just a little more. Wait!

Also available with lyrics.

Also known as "H Diddy and his Murder Ho. "

Also worked on David O. Selznick.

Although I wish they'd stop picking on Tibet Town.

Although overrun with ferrets.

Always making a big deal out of everything?

Always there for sick kids. Doing great things.

Always wants more...

Am I getting warmer?

Am I using too much glue?

Amber, tell her how I abandoned you!

Amen!

American corporations should stop playing God with nature.

American currency!

An animal that only existed for three weeks in the 16th century.

And "Otto" is "Otto" backwards!

And "penis" is Russian for...

And 37% say she's a skank.

And a Blue Oyster Cult medallion. Cool.

And a book called Dying for Dummies.

And a happy and healthy New Year!

And a lot of gas, I'm your man.

And a Nostalgia Meal for me.

And a one, and a two, and a...

And all sugar pills will be changed back to highly concentrated opiates.

And all that love had gone

And along comes sexy Mrs. Dash.

And always get receipts. Makes you look like a business guy.

And another thing. No death races.

And Art Linkletter's House Party.

And back then, a suitcase was known as a Swedish lunchbox.

And back you go.

And Bart didn't make and hence, no one in the house made.

And Bart is set for the week.

And because I have no parents, my earnings remain unstolen.

And before he broke his jaw he never listened,

And bite me in the ass, this is the worst!

And blotted out the sun!

And blow smoke in his stupid, monkey face!

And Burly's still got soaking power. Spill something else.

And by funny stuff, I mean hand holding,

And by Xena, this girl's failing gym!

And calling us "dumbasses. "

And carries us to the bedroom.

And change slots for every coin, from penny to quarter.

And chew tality!

And coming in at number five

And could you stop calling us "nerds"?

And did I say pizza man?

And directed one. And he got the "film by" credit

And don't let the skirt fool you.

And don't try anything, because Johanssen there is a snitch.

And don't worry, honey. I'll pray double hard for both of us.

And don't you forget it.

And ease you through times of doubt and sickness.

And everyone's looking at me like, "Take it, Bart. Run with it. "

And finally, I Am Also Scotty.

And found a box of old taco shells.

And found a flyer on the windshield?

And getting in trouble with the law.

And go directly to the questions?

And go tell parents to stop wasting my time with failure child!

And have you been drinking?

And he got stuck in this tree.

And he lets me feel his boobs

And he never even lived to be a vegetable.

And he'd have a mouth full of Hershey's Miniatures.

And he'd just have to sit there grooving on it.

And he's already given out all his cheers.

And here you go!

And here's a new four legged friend for me.

And here's proof.

And hold the Beach!

And I ain't not no un dummy.

And I blame Mr. and Mrs. Neverspank.

And I can prove it

And I can remove those jaw wires.

And I can ride my bike real fast.

And I can't stare at those lifeless fisheyes anymore!

And I could bring you more victims!

And I could teach you to count cards.

And I declare the sugar ban over!

And I don't know how to stop them.

And I don't see five Sugar Plums.

And I have come out smelling like guest room soap.

And I have that bladder thing.

And I hear the President, "Pinsky, where's my poem?"

And I know a certain someone who really fancies lilac.

And I need your generous guffaws.

And I said, "You're out," and he says, "I can do a summersault,"

And I say that as a teenager, and the parent of a teenager.

And I suppose boys will be boys. Case dismissed.

And I suppose boys will be...

And I suppose boys will be...

And I was a voice on the Frasier.

And I would definitely go out with her again.

And I, for one, will not be a part of it!

And I'd probably throw it all away if I don't have you

And I'll have been on every continent.

And I'll tell you all about it.

And I'm gonna be in the show?

And I'm gonna lock you up till frogs do fractions.

And I'm magnanimous in victory.

And I'm some actor they hired!

And I'm starting to think that his mind

And I'm thankful I get to spend Thanksgiving with my family,

And I'm the only one with a keg.

And I'm walking on the beach I'm in my Speedo

And I've got a TiVo full of unwatched Dharma and Gregs.

And I've read the entire Sweet Valley High series.

And if anybody wants potato chips or anything fancy,

And if I don't?

And if I go to prison, I'll get better food and more hugs.

And if you fail, you can always open a comic book store.

And if you tell anyone...

And if your idea of a first date is burning down her village,

And in a gutless act of political correctness,

And in my blind rage,

And it all started with the dancing shoes you bought me.

And it better be good news.

And it does raise a whole host

And it has.

And it is.

And it made everyone a lot happier.

And it sure is great to be out of that bubble.

And it would look pretty, too.

And Jack Sprat, is that him, too?

And Krusty. We gotta invite Krusty.

And let's get that ring off.

And life just gets more exciting.

And Lord, please remember our infirm parishioners,

And lots of wavy hair like Liberace

And Martin Luther King Boulevard,

And maybe the city would give me

And meet me in the coatroom, in five, four, three, two, now.

And my mother loved chili. Then suddenly...

And next to the Union, respectively.

And now a little trick I like to call...

And now humanity must be judged!

And now I want you to meet the guy

And now I'm going to get killed for it.

And now I'm guilty of possession! I could go to prison

And now our next speaker is Mr. Warmth himself,

And now our opening sketch.

And now to celebrate life! Whoa! Bloody floor!

And now to read my fortune. "Geese can be troublesome. "

And now, a man you will see is definitely not dead,

And now, attack!

And now, here's Krusty!

And now, let us rise and... Um...

And now, our feature presentation.

And now, smashie smashie!

And now, to deliver a special sermon

And now, today's guest speaker,

And now, WOMB, warm and safe radio,

And once again I have no date!

And other nuclear bric a brac.

And our cells are side by side.

And our marriage.

And our school board's cut us back to 16.

And over there's the comatose, and the cool comatose.

And pick up chicks?

And please bless Mama and Papa and Bartrand and Coco Chanel.

And promise not to break the law for one full year.

And promise them you will never do drugs again.

And punch the face of God!

And Ralph double taps.

And Reverend, I'll put in those pec implants on Thursday.

And Rick James Bibles.

And says her name is Mrs. Doody,

And score with his wife every night.

And she is totally bumming me out.

And since cover ups were all the rage back then,

And singing this song

And Smokey the Bear is now Choppy the Lumberjack.

And snakes!

And so, for helping to KO litter in our community,

And someone has eaten the flesh.

And Stonewall Jackson, stop rollerblading!

And store bought tandoori. Or should I say blandoori?

And thanks to Marge Simpson's damning evidence,

And that man told me you pushed him.

And that was a wedding night I'll never forget!

And that was more important than keeping your son out of trouble?

And that's a felony!

And that's how a troubled young Moe saved the day.

And that's pretty much the end of it.

And that's the greatest thing ever written.

And the crew was getting a little cranky.

And the curtains smell like doob.

And the elephant that couldn't stop laughing was put to death.

And the falafel is making them angrier!

And the first step is to admit that you're bad parents.

And the last man who saw them, C. Montgomery Burns.

And the little poop machine going every 20 minutes?

And the main character is off model in every frame.

And the necklace was found in their home.

And the winner of the $100 bill is Ned Flanders!

And then I go home to a wife who will not touch me.

And then you, Dad.

And there isn't a tether in this world

And there's no one here to squeal on me for shooting mice.

And there's your whatchamacall repressed trauma.

And they all keep changing their names.

And they better be adorable.

And they don't have a Blue's Clue.

And they just drove off in my Bugatti Sexarossa.

And they're already whaling on each other!

And they're cheering for more.

And to kill the boredom, we sang.

And to think I was once in love with that dirty lowlife

And tomorrow, the Daytime Emmys.

And try for the summit tomorrow.

And TV Guide's Cheers and Jeers editor.

And two, what's that red stuff coming out of your ear?

And unusual.

And we called liberty cabbage "super slaw!"

And we carried it out as a family.

And we could start by getting Buck to quit drinking.

And we haven't heard from him since.

And we need you to do things around here.

And we should all be thankful to Michael, Peter, and Mike

And we'll discuss your grade over breakfast.

And we're not trying to put any pressure on you.

And what their church has become!

And what's that alarming sound?

And when I come back, I want a foot rub!

And when I couldn't talk, I learned to listen.

And when I have to pee I use the kitchen sink

And when I'm done, the President says,

And when will the church see any of this money?

And where were you?

And who sent it down that pipe?

And with the money left over, the orphanage was able to buy a door.

And won't bother us if we don't bother them.

And you also want me to find a little boy?

And you can buy them at the airport.

And you can't hang up on a nun.

And you don't even do your full time job.

And you don't even have to say "bad. "

And you get more sprawl space on the bed.

And you got me wanting you

And you never finished filling up the aquarium.

And you really think I'm attractive, huh?

And you thought the phone was ringing?

And you wanted to take him to the hospital!

And you woke up this morning

And you'll beautify your soul.

And you're at the Springfield Friars Club

And you're no Howard Hawks.

And you're so upbeat. You think everything's excellent.

And your never ending disgrace.

And your painted on spot. What's real on you? Nothing!

And your seed should be wiped from the earth.

And, babe, don't you know it's a pity

And, um, protect you.

And, you know, my birthday is August 31.

Angry Dad rocks!

Angry Dad, you're fired.

Animals came on by onesies and twosies twosies

Another case of Monopoly related violence, Chief.

Another oil well successfully capped.

Anti trust suit. Anti trust suit...

Any desserts in their lunches.

Any last words, Simpson?

Anyone in this courtroom today,

Anyone want to be my new best friend?

Anything to end this unstructured conversation.

Anyway, "As night fell, the Greek soldiers crept from the wooden horse. "

Anyway, "Long story short"

Anyway, how would you like to humiliate your sister?

Anyway, over torture, one of your soldiers mentioned

Anyway, your family didn't have to trick you.

Apples! I got apples.

Appreciating and respecting you.

Apu is cheating.

Apu is having an affair?

Apu, everything in this store is overloaded with sugar.

Apu, you have completed the list.

Apu! Come here a moment!

Are actually pictures of our animators and their friends.

Are pushing up daisies.

Are the proceeds going to charity?

Are there angry people in your house?

Are there any questions?

Are they, Moe? Take a look.

Are you absolutely sure?

Are you all right?

Are you coming on to me?

Are you coming to bed?

Are you crazy?

Are you getting all this, Lisa?

Are you gonna be okay?

Are you gonna call the police?

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding? This is the easiest job in the world.

Are you mad, Brunella? You can't fail Lisa.

Are you nuts? E mail, female.

Are you nuts? The Thing fits in there perfectly.

Are you okay, Lisa?

Are you okay?

Are you really Homer's friend?

Are you snoring while you're awake?

Are you sure God doesn't want it to be dead?

Are you sure you can afford it?

Are you sure you can get your deposit back?

Are you sure you don't want to come?

Are you sure you don't want to take him back?

Are you sure you want to do this so fast?

Are you sure you're not cheating?

Are you sure you're not too "college" for us?

Are you sure?

Are you talking about a soul patch?

Are you the guy that puts them there?

Are you threatening me with that knife?

Are you young ladies here to visit your mothers?

Aren't I?

Aren't you a wonder?

Aren't you forgetting someone?

Aren't you in college?

Aren't you supposed to take Greta to the dance tonight?

Around here, Buddhists don't get

Artie made mega bucks with a revolutionary invention,

Artie Ziff?

Artie, get off of me!

Artie, thanks for saving my life.

Artie, that's a sick idea.

Artie! Artie, no! Stop!

As a family, we drive away.

As a reminder, Marge.

As head of the Student Activities Committee, I have an idea.

As if.

As long as he's a stud where it counts!

As long as they're based on love and compassion.

As long as you're doing things for me,

As much as I enjoy your company, and I truly do,

As soon as I graduate, I am so out of here!

As soon as you finish cutting up those lemons.

As time goes on

As untouched as Bill Gates' weight room.

As we join tonight's adventure,

Assumed it was some of my business.

At first, I was just fishing with the helmet thing.

At least as well as sleep deprived apes.

At Springfield Cinema Six.

At the Golden Banana?

Attention, everyone. This is Gabriel, my personal social worker.

Avert your eyes, eunuch.

Aw, look at them. Sleeping like little angels.

Aw, look. Maggie wants to fly, too.

Aw, she must've dreamt about Hitler again.

Aw, that's okay. It's like my dad always said,

Aw!

Aw!

Aw!

Aw!

Aw!

Aw!

Aw!

Aw! He's gonna sleep tonight.

Aw.

Aw.

Aw.

Aw.

Aw...

Aye, 'tis a sugary brine.

Aye. They're not riding the white horse anymore.

Aye. We can stop all the lies.

B 6.

Babies! Who wants babies?

Baby, take my hand

Back in a moment, my dear. We have to... Expel some urine!

Back in my day, we had people who stood up to ruffians.

Back in Texas, we got rid of it,

Back of my neck getting dirty and gritty

Back? Cookie!

Backwards! To the sexy '70s!

Bag's in the kitchen.

Bailiff, ring him!

Balderdash! It's not important how old you are on parchment.

Baloney!

Banana tree!

Band on the run

Bang, bang.

Bar? I see no bar. This is a hunting club.

Barkeep!

Barney? Where's Chad? I...

Bart in well, Flanders fails Whacking snakes, monorail

Bart Simpson, creative genius?

Bart sure is fond of that cow gentleman.

Bart toon, that's clever.

Bart, don't slurp your soup.

Bart, forget it. I'm leaving in 10 minutes.

Bart, I couldn't help noticing Buck is a total fraud,

Bart, I know this sounds crazy,

Bart, I'm not a woman and I can't have babies.

Bart, it's not about how much stock you have.

Bart, it's over.

Bart, let's stop this stupid rivalry.

Bart, meet the voice of Angry Dad.

Bart, my school's having a dance.

Bart, stick to the script.

Bart, this girl is in love with you! Think about it!

Bart, this is just Dad.

Bart, what are you doing?

Bart, what are you watching?

Bart, where's America's newest hero?

Bart, you had pizza for lunch.

Bart, you look so cool.

Bart, you saved me.

Bart, you'll do anything for attention.

Bart, you're so funny.

Bart, your little tie makes me smile.

Bart, your prank cost $10 million in damages!

Bart! Excellent choice, sir.

Bart? This is Dr. Kaufmann. He's a special kind of "talking" doctor.

Bart's a goner.

Bartholomew Simpson, I hereby sentence you to five years in juvenile hall!

Bartrand, where is your sister Joan?

Basho!

Batman! It's been done.

Be quiet.

Beads!

Beating a man to a bloody pulp isn't going to impress me.

Beautiful fish that fry up really good.

Beautiful.

Because at 6:00, we go live!

Because he is the fat, selfish epitome of modern man!

Because he's all man.

Because I can just swipe it later from the evidence locker!

Because I want to be your hero.

Because I... Ow!

Because I'm gonna kill you!

Because I've learned that no matter how bad I screw up,

Because it really illustrates my point.

Because legally, I am allowed to shake him

Because Moe's a big jerk and a she male, too!

Because of Dad's chronic snoring.

Because of your generosity, I bought sturdy shoes

Because these days, you...

Because those things suck.

Because we need to keep medical marijuana legal!

Because weddings are nice

Because you gotta tell me if you are.

Beer, beer, beer!

Beer! Beer! Beer!

Before he dies.

Before he dies.

Before I bring the sugar in,

Before you go swimming?

Before you go, would you mind opening this jar of butter pickles?

Before you measure my syrup levels, I must talk to you.

Before you run out of permission slips?

Behind these doors are the finest cops ever to wriggle into size 46 pants.

Behold, the Amazon.

Behold!

Behold! As I slept, your Uncle Claudius poured poison in my ear.

Believe me, the Lord's gonna go for this in a big way.

Belt sander and morning newspapers.

Bert and Ernie left it to your imagination.

Besides, I like some of the noises you make in bed.

Bet you they're not. Three to one. How much you got?

Better get rid of this, too.

Better or worse?

Better or worse? Worse!

Between him and Scrooge McDuck, all the best ankle is taken!

Big deal. It's just saltines and fig paste.

Big head like beach ball made of bone.

Big Red Snack Foam, Milk Chuds, Eat 'Ems.

Big smile.

Bigamy!

Bill Clinton, everyone! He's Jimmy Carter with a Fox attitude!

Bill, bill...

Bill. Homer, you got a letter. Hmm. It's from the library.

Billy Baldwin!

Birthday party, Cheetos Pogo sticks and lemonade

Bit of a downer, sir.

Bite 'Ems, Eclairios, Chew 'Ems, Kellogg's All Fudge,

Bla.

Blah, blah!

Blarney.

Blimey!

Boil him in oil!

Book him, Lou.

Book that animal that always chomps on my groin.

Booyah!

Boring!

Born to be wild

Born under a bad sign With a blue moon in your eyes

Both our viewers must be thrilled.

Bowling alley? Okay, whatever.

Boxer, mascot, astronaut, imitation Krusty, baby proofer, trucker,

Boy, did I bet on the wrong horse.

Boy, did you make a prank call to Brazil?

Boy, if they kiss as good as they lure, wow!

Boy, that's some fancy shooting.

Boy, they sure love soccer here.

Boy, things are going really good.

Boy, who decided to give every weirdo an island?

Branson is a thousand miles away, and we've got no car.

Branson's the place We can always be found

Bratwurst? Sauerbraten? Donderblitzen?

Brave Odysseus, it's been 20 long years.

Bravo, Joan of Arc. You are as brainsome as you are toothsome.

Bravo, Joan of Arc. You are as brainsome as you are toothsome.

Bravo, little girl. Great progress!

Bravo, Pierce.

Bravo! Bravo!

Brilliant. We lost $60 million

Brilliant. We lost $60 million

Bring her another Cookies and Cream martini.

Bring it in!

Bring it on.

Bring it up with your sewing circle, okay?

Bro, you tapped the septic tank.

Broke? Or made it better?

Broken jaw!

Broker?

Bubbles can burst?

Buck gave it to me.

Buck McCoy! I still carry this.

Buck McCoy? He was the greatest of them all!

Buck McCoy.

Buck, if you walk out that door, you'll be branded a quitter forever.

Buck, this is a real honor.

Buck, you're my hero again.

Buck's here!

Buddhism teaches that suffering is caused by desire.

Buddhists respect the diversity of other religions

Burly to the rescue!

Burly? I bought the wrong brand, Maggie.

Burn this guy! He lost a good bucket!

Burn, baby, burn

Burns looks happy today.

Burns wants me to come along on his date

Bury it, quickly, before anyone finds out.

But also became a great movie called Ghostbusters.

But apparently Mom is no prize pig herself.

But are we still friends?

But at least Homer can have a nice healthy g****fruit.

But at night it's a different world

But before the evening ends,

But bold moves are no longer my forte.

But breaking your jaw has made you so sweet.

But Constance, it only happened because...

But delicious!

But do the kids still say,

But do you think you can drive a car?

But don't be a message monster hogging all my tape!

But don't tell Mom and Dad.

But first, we've gotta break out of these stocks.

But for a week, Bart will be highly infectious to others.

But Gloria is still inside! Save her!

But he won't move, so we'll do it here.

But her eyes say, "Yes, yes. "

But Homer...

But how are we supposed to get it?

But how?

But I can explain!

But I can give life to animated Internet cartoons.

But I can worship with my family, too.

But I can't find you funny anymore.

But I can't stop thinking about Greta!

But I cannot come. I work 22 hours a day

But I did not murder him.

But I didn't know what state you lived in.