💬 The Simpsons - Season 15

A band in a closet, every girl's dream.

A better lunchbox 'cause I'm poor.

A billionaire on his private island.

A blowin' reveille

A boy who gets some on the side.

A bucket of Twisty Lard,

A chick flick? Say it ain't so, Ho!

A Chuck E. Cheese token?

A church with no steeple for God's chosen people

A couple uses the gun to select gifts they want for their wedding.

A dude was born who most of us think was magic.

A fake wedding? That's what I call chutzpah!

A fat, bald guy like you, you could have anyone!

A girl with teeth! Me like.

A hand operated duplicating device. No electricity needed.

A key ring for Marge, key ring for Bart...

A letter, huh? Okay, Lise. Get this down.

A library card?

A little more "into" the whole thing.

A lot of that went in my lungs.

A lot that would shock you.

A masked avenger has been giving

A mere nod in her direction,

A Mormon? But I'm from earth!

A new record.

A night his wang would never forget.

A perfect day to unveil Operation S. L.A.A.A.M.

A photo cube with pictures of us!

A seagull?

A secret tunnel? I don't know.

A sentimental capper to leave the audience feeling good.

A subscription to BARTFORUM Magazine,

A ten speed bike?

A thousand dollars!

A Tired Liver spotted Coot.

A vote for Lisa makes you the winner

A voter sponsored initiative.

A whole canoe made of baloney?

Abe, this is my daughter Abbey.

ABE: Little did I know I really was shipping out in the morning!

ABE: Welcome to my home page. Why don't you visit more often?

About loud music and "a strip da diddily dipper."

About the destruction caused by the bad babies.

About visiting the Museum of Television today.

Absolutely.

ACROILIUS SENATOR: Mugong mugong.

Activate cloaking device!

Actually, I do.

Actually, I feel fine.

Actually, I guess we can do anything we want

Actually, I'm not a butler.

Actually, Lisa, I wanted you to see you.

Actually, Marge, there was someone before you.

Actually, most people now feel Christmas has gotten too materialistic.

Actually, silverware is all that's left on the registry.

Actually, they are trash bags

Advice?

Affirmative.

Afraid of the dark and the light.

After eating at Beauty and the Beast's Fried Dough Chateau.

After falling asleep at the beginning of your book.

After To Kill a Mockingbird gave me

Again!

Again?

Again.

Against your son's little league team?

Ah, forget all of you.

Ah, leave 'em on. I like a man with a little mystery.

Ah, screw it.

Ah, you're right. Okay, go ahead.

Ah!

Ah! Bones!

Ah! He's in the house?

Ah! Here's what I'm looking for.

Ah! I can join past presidents like Otto, or Krusty...

Ah! My brother in law.

Ah! Now I've said it!

Ah! Yes. An incredible Hulk melonballer.

Ah! Yes. The automated teller machine eola trola maton.

Ah.

Ah. Home sweet home. Now to watch some TV.

Ah. Summer in Tuscany.

Ah. Thanks for reading me The Corrections.

Ah. When does training start?

Ah... (GAGGING)

Ahh!

Ahhh!

Ahhh! (WHIMPERING)

Ahhh! Ow!

Ahoy, moon bounce!

Ain't I cute? You owe me a dirt bike.

Ain't that right, people?

Air conditioning, water fountains, dioramas!

AKA Killhammad Aieee!

Albert Einstein, Lorne Michaels? Shari Lewis? Lamb Chop!

All good points. Sleep tight, my drunken angel.

All his talk of peace and love is really

All I know is the guy who played Mozart was also in Animal House.

All I needed was the love of a good woman.

All I wanted was a second honeymoon

All of them.

All our children are smart.

All over the country tonight,

All right, "Chapter 1 ."

All right, all right! I'm still thinking.

All right, boys. She's not letting go.

All right, customers! And they said

All right, everyone.

All right, how should I get there?

All right, I plugged your book. Now, put down the gun.

All right, I will.

All right, I'll order. I'll have a medium pepperoni.

All right, I'll stop.

All right, kids. You don't have to go.

All right, my quiet American, how many eyes do you have?

All right, Nelson, what kind of journalism skills do you have?

All right, now you're starting to creep me out.

All right, old Gil's gonna collect big from insurance.

All right, that's enough, Fraidy Sue!

All right, that's it. Show's over!

All right, we got Sex With an Alligator,

All right, who can take a story

All right, who's hungry?

All right!

All right! Toilet paper!

All right.

All right. But I get to poke you with a stick.

All right. For you, I will give up all clear liquors.

All right. I admit it.

All right. I'll look.

All right. If I'm second rate as the smart kid,

All right. It says here we can learn watch repair in eight one hour lessons.

All right. Let's check it out.

All right. So if I hear you correctly,

All right. So what else is going on? Let's see.

All right. This is my memory box.

All right. We'll go on the winery tour.

All right. We're back to square one. Put on some coffee.

All right. What's wrong, Son?

All that candy is rotting your brain.

All that sweet green icing rolling down

All the answers you need are in here.

All the girls your age are wearing it,

All these rules! I feel like I'm in a strip club!

All these years, I watched you turn our son into a time bomb,

All they should be worried about is the Raspberry Monster!

All this attention.

All useless.

All we wanted were hats with a wee light on top.

All you destroyed were bricks, mortar and attorneys.

All yours, Homer.

ALL: (SINGING) Rubbing sticks and stones together

ALL: Ahhh!

ALL: Amen!

ALL: Aw!

ALL: Aw...

ALL: Ew!

ALL: Goodbye!

ALL: Hit the red button! Hit the red button!

ALL: Ooh!

ALL: Wha...

ALL: Whoa!

ALL: Yay!

ALL: Yay! Yeah!

Also Maggie puked in your purse again.

Also, if you're confronted by a mountain lion,

Also, the driver's seat was adjusted for your stomach.

Although I will miss the jury room cold cuts.

Although it is based on a true story.

Although, it's mostly culled from wire services.

Am I a good principal?

Amen.

Amen. Henry.

America needs the wisdom of Herman's Head now more than ever.

America rules! Our Beatles are way better than your precious Rolling Stones!

Americans are brave and loyal

Amusement but an expression of contempt.

An elegy no one will ever hear.

An elephant's butt?

An envelope to this Bar Mitzvah.

An eye patch? But I've got a date tonight.

An honor bar I was honored to use...

And a backrub can just be a backrub.

And a couple of those teardrop tattoos. Those are cool.

And a family bucket of chicken.

And a man who's bound not to eat mussels,

And a one, and a two, and a...

And a side order of shame. Bells...

And animals did his bidding.

And appear in one of my movies.

And attachment to material goods kills the soul.

And away we go!

And Barnaby Jones put together.

And Bart will say "Eat my shorts"

And Bart, I'll see you in hell, you booger eating wuss!

And Bart's missing, too!

And because you stuck to your principles, I'm going to canonize you.

And blow it way out of proportion?

And bought an ambulance without even a phone call!

And British actresses always had a role to play

And by cc's, I mean cupcakes.

And by the power vested in me by you just now,

And by the way, that story I filed from Baghdad was all made up.

And can tear through a tree like a ******* mother through self esteem.

And Carl.

And collaborated on a little project of our own.

And corporate flex time, child rearing ought to be a snap.

And could you space out the meat

And deadly with a minimum of pain.

And didn't even know it?

And disappeared into the night.

And don't forget to pull my beard. They say it's good luck.

And don't just dump them all off on some crazy lady.

And don't try to dig what we all say

And Emmy nominee Jennifer Garner.

And even I'm against "Families Come First."

And even if I did, this is the wrong way to get them.

And even then, he could only speak German.

And every time I see her, she's taken away again.

And everyone telling you

And exonerating stumbling, bumbling boob Homer Simpson.

And finally the breakaway wine bottle...

And find a golden ticket, you get a tour

And for dessert, Ella Fitz Jell O.

And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy,

And for my last act I call a general student strike effective immediately!

And for you, good wife,

And for your boy, a confectioner's card

And frankly, no politics gets done

And from all of us, best wishes for a joyous holiday season.

And from now on, I'm embracing my faith!

And George Jefferson, wherever you are,

And germ warriors everywhere!

And get this.

And get us some sweet mermaid sex.

And giving the pope a wedgie.

And he had his eyes on her prize.

And he hurled a rock of rejection at anyone

And he'd been up for three days

And he's got an eye patch.

And he's just jamming till Wynton shows up?

And hear what animals say.

And here no one calls me a fat jerk! I'm a gourmand!

And here's another act of Christian charity I pulled out of my butt.

And here's some more Germans we killed.

And here's something to help you never forget.

And here's the pitch.

And Homer's getting a low fat meal.

And I am the founder of SSCCATAGAPP.

And I am the luckiest...

And I can't run too fast after 15 years of eating nothing but gummy worms!

And I couldn't be more pleased for your happiness.

And I did it all without wasting money on one of those stupid welder's masks.

And I don't even want to get into what happened on our honeymoon.

And I don't want to hear how pretty I look.

And I drive the main road

And I felt a feeling I had never felt before.

And I filed down all the sharp corners.

And I got to thinking maybe I should start asking my own questions

And I have a card that can take us anywhere they go.

And I have to score at least a pumpkin sticker or better on it.

And I just came in here to trip nerds for nothin'. Ha ha!

And I know just where to find him.

And I love baseball.

And I love my family too much for that.

And I met a beautiful girl.

And I picked one that seemed far away.

And I promise this rock is gonna weigh you down

And I realize now I should show you more often.

And I realized how much I missed him.

And I sang you the lullabies you wrote.

And I stand by it. They're unwise.

And I suppose those wedding guests

And I swore never to read again

And I think a celibate ltalian weirdo

And I thought Halle Berry went nuts during her acceptance speech.

And I thought the pain would never... (GASPS)

And I want you to see it.

And I was partying with Newt Gingrich, Janeane Garofalo

And I will use the metric system with every cubic milliliter of blood in my...

And I wouldn't trade her for all the sleep in Sundays

And I'll have hypnotherapy when?

And I'll never run into my family here!

And I'm an American.

And I'm happy to listen to FM 95.3, home of Boomer and the Diz!

And I'm late for a skydiving massage.

And I'm losing!

And I'm over 200 years old. But I'm feeling fine.

And I'm trying to cheer him up.

And I've discovered he has one small weak spot.

And if anything happens to me,

And if I'd known it was you, I never would have married you.

And if we get caught, I'm telling them this was your idea.

And if you don't like bacon, well, then the hell with ya!

And in downtown Springfield, a statue is being erected

And in this corner, the challenger.

And it hasn't changed a bit.

And it saved Paramount Studios for Charlie Bluhdorn.

And it wasn't exactly San Diego State to begin with.

And it would be nice to have someone here I can beat up.

And it zoomed up like a Junebug flying in my windshield.

And it's a little trashy.

And it's a perfect time. I just got fired again.

And it's the night before the election

And its official spokesmen, the Simpsons.

And just a little drunk

And keeps that hospital humming.

And Kid teractive Learnatorium.

And laugh at them? (LAUGHS) You see be...

And Lenny Leonard, three time juror.

And listen to the radio.

And local laughingstock Homer Simpson is missing and presumed mauled.

And locking me in a dungeon.

And look at me. I'm reading The Economist.

And Lord, if you think I'm making

And lose your father on the same day.

And Maggie gets a shirt, too.

And Maggie's diapers are extra absorbent.

And make him listen to us.

And Malibu Ken needs a closet for all his beach thongs.

And maybe he'll step forward and admit to being the real culprit.

And Mayors have been repeatedly humiliated.

And mega size it, please.

And Milton Berle?

And my legal license expires in 15 minutes.

And no matter what he does, he's still Ryan O'Neal.

And no one will stop us!

And nobody does it better.

And nobody gets madder at the news!

And not a good place mat. It's from someplace called "Doodles."

And not the rebuttal.

And now as the result of his brilliant card playing,

And now for our grand finale,

And now half of your kingdom, please.

And now I believe you owe me half a sandwich.

And now I think the only thing left to do

And now it's time for me to go to hell.

And now sword of righteousness.

And now that my special girl has heard the truth,

And now the floor is made of lava.

And now the star of our show, my son, Mozart!

And now, finally, I am a man.

And now, my darling, it's finally time for romance.

And now, Padre, if you would do the honors.

And now, please welcome the Elvis of Enlightenment,

And number four are an item now?

And of course, the five story pig shredder blessed by three popes.

And off my Kool & the Gang air freshener.

And on Christmas Day, you must eat Chinese food,

And on movie night, I run the projector.

And on page 72,

And on Prop 242, the winner is yes!

And our fighting men and women overseas...

And Peggy in the coffee shop, what a pistol.

And people on permanent visas like me.

And planted that story about the giant pizza.

And play that delightful flush sound on your way out.

And pork is strictly forbidden!

And pretend this whole thing never happened.

And pretended to drink a beer!

And putting several dents in the Royal Horse.

And Scottie Pippen.

And scratched his rear again.

And she never wants to see you again.

And she was so beautiful.

And she's the nice one.

And showed respect!

And since you're not interested...

And singer Barbara Mandrell.

And slept with Marilyn Monroe by night,

And so in the spirit of fence mending and grudge not bearing,

And so is Monty Burns.

And so utterly repellent, he...

And so, a day after the tragedy,

And sold secrets to the Russians at lunch.

And some embedded journalists to find the Northwest Passage.

And speed dating in the world.

And spit acid.

And started tinkering with our memories.

And stepped in dog doo.

And such big brains

And take back the playground from the gypsies.

And tears are the sweetest sauce.

And Teenage Sex Wager.

And Teens and Gays against Parasitic Parents.

And thanks for showing my brother that girls can be cool.

And that jerk that goes, "Yes!"

And that's the life of Mozart.

And that's what I believe in now!

And the bumper stickers misspelled "on."

And the castrati?

And the crackers kept on coming.

And the crash was in your car.

And the equity I'd built up therein.

And the family that applauds his every moonery!

And the first season of Magnum P.I.

And the gamblers are having sex with everything that moves.

And the helpful bear, she will die!

And the kids need some CPR lessons.

And the last thing I deserve is forgiveness.

And the nerds have emerged from their basements,

And the only bulbs we have left are these red ones.

And the peanuts in your mouth.

And the Quality lnn more than lived up to its name...

And the refill was in the mug!

And the stock market is much lower.

And the thought of loving you is getting so exciting

And the three bears!

And the United Federation of Theme Park Zombies.

And the wager only sweetens the deal.

And the Wichita lineman is still on the

And the wine's not bad either.

And the winner is 17!

And the winner is nature's greatest killing machine,

And then as I was innocently making

And then as school president, I don't have to take the hearing test.

And then finally, I can eat my shorts!

And then some! (CHUCKLES)

And then something like that comes along.

And then the Bi Monthly Science Fiction Convention.

And then we got him neutered.

And then you'll all wish you was nicer to me!

And then,

And then, finally,

And then, he said I was fat!

And then, the bubble burst.

And then, who will buy my roadside corn?

And there's heaven. But who's that?

And there's nothing you can do to stop me!

And these Chanel suits are five for a dollar.

And they never came back for him.

And they were no darn good.

And this man took me into his home when no one else would.

And this time I want it tight.

And those super sharp little fingernails.

And to remind you of what you've done,

And to size up potential shoplifters.

And to think I was gonna ask you to the dance!

And today, Lewis' promise has been fulfilled.

And together, we are the MacGillicuddys.

And tonight was the night I was gonna show him my tattoo.

And tonight, we'll finally and romantically hump.

And Tweedleburger...

And two Super Choker Breakfast Burritos with macho sauce.

And was he a gentle, caring lover?

And we aren't as well behaved as our goody two shoes brother Canada,

And we deserve a French teacher who actually speaks French!

And we do not wish to be disturbed.

And we don't have backup!

And we gotta spend it watching some old geezer's odometer turn over?

And we owe it all to you.

And we shall mock the country that saved us twice from the Germans!

And we'll all go back to Springfield tomorrow.

And we'll see you tomorrow at 10:00.

And we're blowing off Uncle Tyrone's birthday!

And we're here to tell you that your movies have lost their way.

And what about the romance between you and Cyrus?

And what causes thunder?

And what I don't use, I'm gonna return for store credit!

And what should I do with my hair?

And what will I leave when I rent rollerblades?

And what's your name?

And when a man doesn't have his mother, he winds up like me.

And when a woman says everything's wrong,

And when a woman says something's not funny,

And when he comes back, I'll wave those Pop Tarts right in your face!

And when they talk privately,

And when you can't finish a sandwich,

And when you do, people will remember you.

And when you get a chance, bury your friend.

And when you're done, I've got more lollies.

And wherever Pie Man is, the Cupcake Kid will not be far behind.

And while you're at it, cover your nakedness

And who needs that?

And why do you smell like liquor? Have you been clubbing?

And why is Krusty on the couch?

And will be answered in the order received.

And worship a carpenter who lived 2,000 years ago.

And worship our Lord

And yet I did nothing.

And yet I miss America.

And yet I'm still not satisfied.

And yet I've never been to me.

And you can have your drive in picture show

And you didn't even realize it!

And you didn't want to give her a whistle!

And you ended up saving its life.

And you haven't handed them out!

And you made NASCAR racing exciting.

And you meet the worst guys on the rebound.

And you say you belong to me and ease my mind

And you stir it all about

And you were pretty good, too.

And you're a three headed devil dog! Devil dog!

And you're fine with me trying to get it published?

And your back has a nice New England hump.

And your belt is a snake, also poisonous.

And your puberty's gonna be very boring.

And, um, I guess that's it.

And, well, those are the only ones there have been so far.

And/or underpants so I can go home?

Animal house, house, house

Anne Boleyn, loyal subject, big fan.

ANNOUNCER 1 ON TV: Malibu Stacey wants a craft room

ANNOUNCER 1 ON TV: We now return to Robot Rumble on the Testosterone Network!

ANNOUNCER 1: In this corner, operated by

ANNOUNCER 1: Well, if you ever want to see a mailbox shoot a boy,

ANNOUNCER 2 ON TV: Congratulations to our winning father and son team,

ANNOUNCER 2 ON TV: We'll be right back with

ANNOUNCER 2: Can robots feel pain?

ANNOUNCER 2: What's this? Knock A Homer has dropped his hammer.

ANNOUNCER: And now, here's Roofi!

ANNOUNCER: And now, our opening act,

ANNOUNCER: End of round one, 230 rounds to go.

ANNOUNCER: He explored the behavior

ANNOUNCER: Hockey Dads.

ANNOUNCER: Round two!

ANNOUNCER: Welcome back to Promiscuous idiots island

ANNOUNCER: You are a big man.

Another employee family wedding.

Another suffers for my book cooking.

Anti Semitism?

Ants!

Any student caught striking will be severely disciplined unless all of you do it.

Anyhoo, if there's one thing I know, it's how to win back a furious woman.

Anyhoo, one night we had a special dinner.

Anyone?

Anything for you, my brave Yank.

Anything you touch can and will be

Anything!

Anyway, we gotta book a guest host!

Ap cray. Ap cray.

Apparently working in Hawaii was a pleasure.

Apparently, we're not "TV pretty."

Appear on your TV show? Tell our side of the story?

Apu, aren't you going a bit overboard with the patriotism?

Apu, do you still have Krazy Straws?

Are 10% less likely to commit a double homicide.

Are 10% more likely to become chronically unemployed

Are continuing to run roughshod over children and families.

Are grieving for their fallen god, me.

Are often covering up their own latent homosexuality.

Are these Diamonique? Nope.

Are we home yet?

Are you a Care Bear?

Are you a Patty or a Selma? Take our quiz.

Are you aware that you've exposed your skin

Are you crazy? I'm not getting up at 6:30 every morning

Are you gonna go lavender on me?

Are you here with your children, sir?

Are you kidding? I love it! I once had a principal like that!

Are you leaving again without saying goodbye?

Are you leaving camp because of that boy?

Are you looking to cross the lake which separates ye from she?

Are you nuts?

Are you saying my daughter can't cut it

Are you still a little hell raiser?

Are you still living with Marge?

Argentina must devalue her currency to pay her debts!

Artery. Bullet!

Artie Ziff shocked investigators today

Artie Ziff, you're wanted for stock manipulation and securities fraud.

Artie Ziff!

Artie Ziff! Why are you living in our attic?

Artie, Artie, Artie, Artie

Artie, thank you for doing the right thing,

ARTIE: It was the go go '90s.

ARTIE: Oh!

ARTIE: Oh.

As a mother, I love my family.

As a young prodigy, this popular musician

As for myself, I am popping kettle corn.

As I once said at the Battle of Khe Sanh, "I surrender."

As I've always said, "Publish or perish."

As long as my husband doesn't need me.

As long as we live, it's you and me, baby

As my open shirt might suggest.

As owner of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,

As royal physician, it is my learned opinion

As Springfield's youngest Buddhist,

As the Bible says, "Screw that!"

As tuned as we're gonna get in this humidity.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

ASHLEY: "Temperance was trapped in a loveless marriage."

ASHLEY: "The Harpooned Heart by Marge Simpson."

Asked if he intends to take legal action,

ASTROLABE: I am not returnable.

ASTROLABE: It is 6:31 p.m. in Montreal.

ASTROLABE: Today is the birthday of comedienne Margaret Cho.

ASTROLABE: Today is the birthday of our Lord, Jesus Christ,

At 3:00, 5:00, 7:00, 9:00, and 11:00.

At Fuzzy Zoeller's Green Jacket Steakhouse.

At last we're alone.

At least I was planned!

At Oktoberfest, all I could think about was beer.

At Smart Girl 63 underscore back slash

At the comic book store?

At the Dayton Arms Hotel?

At the heart of the strike is former student body president, Lisa Simpson.

At the Lush Valley Winery.

At the moment, it's about even.

At the Springfield Juvenile Correctional Facility.

At the University of... Psych!

At this "museum," you won't see a Michelangelo,

At Yahoo dot com, at Yahoo dot com

Attention, American bar devils.

Aunts Patty and Selma, can you help us pick out a Mother's Day gift?

Authorities are currently operating

AUTOMATED VOICE: intruder detected. Calling local police.

Available wherever fat men dream.

Aw, Dad. I wish there was something I could do.

Aw, Marge. I bet you've gotten that out of your system.

Aw, shut up, Captain Bringdown!

Aw, there, there, little darlin'.

Aw, we wish you could eat us, too.

Aw!

Aw! Look how happy she is.

Aw! Such a sweet little thing.

Aw! Those poor innocent pies.

Aw. Hey, let's turn that frown upside down.

Aw. It's no use, son.

Aw. There, there. I can help you kids.

Aw...

Awesome! I'm blasting all the state capitals!

Awful fussy.

B R L F Q spells mom and dad

Babe

Baby Button Eyes! What are you doing possessed at this hour?

Baby! Now you're free to come back to me.

Back before I was born.

Back cuts? Okay.

Back in 1944, I was stationed over there.

Back in Edinburgh, we had a coal miner's strike.

Back off and let her live her life.

Back off, Canadians! We got 'em.

Back off, creep!

Backed up by solar power.

Bacon.

Bad babies, yes, you was.

Bad musician, messed up vet, cripple,

Bad things about "Families Come First."

Ball sack'n!

Baltic Avenue is now Wayne Street.

Banned from the set... Lame...

BARNEY: I guess you're just too smart for me, Bart.

Bart and I will explore the attic until we find their source.

Bart Simpson on the mound. The catcher gives him the signal.

Bart Simpson, be quiet!

Bart Simpson, I hereby sentence you to six months

Bart Simpson, what do you hate most about this country?

Bart Simpson.

Bart stopped time with his magic stopwatch!

Bart, all that button ever did was

Bart, honey, it's a nice day. Why don't you play outside?

Bart, I can't believe you don't know this,

Bart, I cracked the code of the pictograph.

Bart, I don't care what Mom said.

Bart, I got it!

Bart, I'm gonna miss you so much.

Bart, I'm sorry.

Bart, look at the watch!

Bart, pass the corn!

Bart, pass the ketchup.

Bart, run like the (MISPRONOUNCING) wind!

Bart, she took all the responsibility for the escape.

Bart, stop fooling with the remote!

Bart, that creepy kid is here.

Bart, that exhibit over there is biased,

Bart, the Bar Mitzvah is the most

Bart, the record of your mischief is staggering.

Bart, there's something I gotta tell you.

Bart, we made her the same thing.

Bart, we're gonna lose. We have to do something!

Bart, what famous historical figure do you want to write about?

Bart, why are we fighting?

Bart, why don't you spend the money on something for Mom?

Bart, you promised you'd stop making that comparison!

Bart, you were a worthy foe.

Bart, you're grounded for a year!

Bart, you're in my family.

Bart, you're not at school, don't swear.

Bart, you're not helping.

Bart, you're not hitting hard enough!

Bart, you're staying!

Bart, your museum took in over $3,000.

BART: "Superman versus Patty Hearst."

BART: Ay, caramba!

BART: Check it out. Principal Skinrash.

BART: Cowabunga One to Fat Load.

BART: Dad! Huh? Oh!

BART: Denied.

BART: I say bury her before she starts to smell!

BART: it's a perfect match!

BART: it's the World Series of kickball,

BART: Leslie who?

BART: Oh, man.

BART: Sure he's tough but he's never

BART: That's my doll!

BART: The red button!

BART: This place looks familiar.

BART: Wow.

BART: You're never alone in this crap shack!

Bart!

Bart! Chill out, Mom.

Bart! Stop saying Macbeth! (CRACKLING)

Bart! That hobo skeleton is not a toy!

Bart's right, I am a wiener.

Bartaby, Leezakiah, we must be grateful for what we have.

Baruch adonai hamvorach, fool!

Based on the color of his skin.

Bats of the Southwest, all heroes.

Be a robot.

Be gentle!

Be it on a car, a belt buckle, or on your holy person.

Be let out of jail on technicalities.

Be terrorized by the spectacle

Be the first on your block to give me money!

Be they homecoming or dairy.

Beans don't burn on the grill

Bear! Ahhh!

Beat it, you puck slapping maple suckers!

Beat the lumps. BART: Hey!

Beat the lumps. Beat the lumps. BART: Ay, caramba!

Beatniks had given drugs to the reindeer

The Simpsons - Season 15
The Simpsons, an iconic animated television show that has captured the hearts of millions worldwide, reached its fifteenth season in the year 2003. Known for its sharp humor, witty writing, and lovable characters, this season continued to deliver laughs and entertainment to viewers of all ages. The Simpsons - Season 15 showcased the talents of an incredible cast, bringing to life the beloved residents of Springfield. The main cast of The Simpsons features voice actors who lend their skills to the iconic characters. Dan Castellaneta voices the patriarch of the Simpson family, Homer, while Julie Kavner brings life to the kind-hearted Marge. Nancy Cartwright infuses Bart with his mischievous charm, and Yeardley Smith embodies the voice of the intelligent and studious Lisa. Additionally, Hank Azaria and Harry Shearer add depth to the show with their versatile talents, voicing numerous characters such as Moe, Apu, Mr. Burns, and Ned Flanders. Together, this talented group of actors contribute to the show's enduring success. Throughout the fifteenth season of The Simpsons, viewers were treated to unforgettable episodes that tackled a wide range of topics with humor and clever social commentary. One memorable episode from this season is "The Fat and the Furriest," where Homer is mistaken for Bigfoot during a camping trip and takes revenge on the wildlife that mocked him. Another standout episode is "The Wandering Juvie," where Bart and his friends find themselves trapped in a juvenile detention center and encounter various challenges. The creators of The Simpsons - Season 15 masterfully balanced humor with heart, ensuring that each episode left a lasting impact on its viewers. In the heartwarming episode "I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot," Bart becomes the controller of a robot that turns out to be an advanced killing machine. Through hilarious mishaps and misunderstandings, the episode emphasizes the importance of family and love. Featuring a stellar supporting cast, The Simpsons - Season 15 introduced us to a number of memorable guest stars. Renowned actor and comedian Ricky Gervais lent his voice to the character of Charles Heathbar in the episode "Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife," injecting the episode with his signature dry humor. Other notable guest stars in this season include the legendary actress Lucy Liu, comedian Larry Hagman, and music icon Mick Jagger. Fans of The Simpsons - Season 15 can relive their favorite moments through the availability of sounds from this iconic show. By visiting the website mentioned below, viewers can not only enjoy the familiar catchphrases and memorable lines from the show but also download and play the sounds at their leisure. Whether it's Homer's famous "D'oh!" or Bart's mischievous laughter, these sounds act as a time capsule of laughter, bringing back fond memories of this beloved season. In conclusion, The Simpsons - Season 15 marked another successful year for this groundbreaking animated television show. With its impressive cast, brilliant writing, and timeless humor, it continues to be a fixture in popular culture. This season, in particular, delivered laughs, heart, and social commentary, captivating audiences for years to come. For fans eager to revisit this milestone season, the availability of sounds from The Simpsons - Season 15 allows for an immersive and nostalgic experience. So, sit back, relax, and immerse yourself in the hilarious world of The Simpsons.
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