The Simpsons - Season 10 Edit

A bargain, 'cause it smells like cat pee.

A baseball team, and I was wondering

A BB gun or an Easy Bake oven.

A Burt Reynolds lifestyle on a Mac Davis income.

A cartoon ax. I love it.

A cell phone?

A charitable donation, eh?

A chocolate bunny?

A chocolate husband!

A council of learned citizens may rule in his stead.''

A coupon book? What am I gonna do with this piece of junk?

A croissant? What the Oh, that's right.

A dance? Great idea, Alex.

A date which will live in infamy.

A date which will live in infamy.

A film appeared that was so shocking, so terrifying...

A gallon of wheatgrass juice, a five pound wad of tofu, some jellied zinc...

A harrowing bye week that no one enjoys.

A horn?

A legendary figure in educational disbursement

A lion.

A little help.

A little known fact about jail cells...

A little late for ''could haves,'' Marge.

A little traveling music, Seymour.

A lot more. If you look off to your left...

A man in an apron!

A mascot contest? I'm sure to win that

A musical doorbell.

A nasty looking spider in gazebo six...

A number of disenchanted wives, including Maude Flanders.

A picture that showcases our cutting edge technology

A pie.

A Semite American and a woman American there!

A sexy problem.

A six legged chair that won't tip over

A spokesman attributed the production shutdown to a half witted oaf.

A three chambered peanut!

A tramp steamer! That's perfect!

A Val U Qual coupon book!

A, uh, division of, um, Homer Co.

A... Men nonite minister...

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! It burns!

Aah.! Maggie.! Hey, hey.! Get your sticky hands off me.!

Aah.! Stop it.! You're blinding me.!

About the celebrity summer house.

About those blabbermouth kids and their creepy English accents.

About whether his best friend lives or dies.

Abracadabra.

Absolutely not. My little girl's tummy hurts.

Absolutely, if you promise to keep mine.

According to my driver's license, I weigh 1 40 pounds.

According to the charter, ''should the mayor abdicate...

According to the Mexican Council of Food...

Ach du Lieber.!

Ach! Whoa ho!

Ach. Let's see what's been captured on the up kilt camera

Achieving financial independence.

Achtung, babies! Curfew is in effect!

Acting childish, kidnapping, child abuse.

Actually keeping promises would make you a good father.

Actually there are four pluses.

Actually, it took 53 hours

Actually, they're Omnitouch's treasures now.

Actually, we have to go 2,200 miles in 1 0 hours.

Actually, we prefer to stay.

Actually, we're Quantum Presbyterians.

Adam, say something!

Adios, ''Casa de Flanders''!

Adults blow.

After a hard day of serving the public.

After all, he did take me to the ballet and the Smithsonian exhibit.

After all, I'm smarter than the average bear.

After Fat Tony swore revenge?

After Fat Tony swore revenge?

After them, men, into the temporarily dry sea.

After you, sweetheart

Ah choo!

Ah choo!

Ah, another lost soul has joined our world weary ensemble.

Ah, au gratin potatoes. That's a quality side.

Ah, but Paris would make a tres bon site for the next Olympic Games.

Ah, cheer up, Dad. You make a great hippie.

Ah, Chief, thank God you're here.

Ah, crap! It's a girl's car! I can't drive this!

Ah, don't be daft. I was born in Hey, what the

Ah, excellent progress, Slave Driver Willie.

Ah, geez, I'll take your word for it.

Ah, geez, Lou. How long were you gonna let me keep drinking this thing?

Ah, geez. Darned laminated

Ah, get lost, you bloodsucking parasite.

Ah, I don't need two kidneys.

Ah, I love you, Son.

Ah, I shouldn't have said that. I'm Gil.

Ah, it was sweet of those guys to blame an oaf...

Ah, it's a ball of yarn.

Ah, lunchtime. Well, let's see what I've packed for myself today.

Ah, mornin', Homer.

Ah, no!

Ah, now I'm getting the hang of this thing.

Ah, nuts!

Ah, nuts. That sounds like a touchdown

Ah, please come in!

Ah, somebody's a Grumpy Gus.

Ah, thanks. You're sweet to say that.

Ah, that little punk. I'll teach him some manners!

Ah, that little punk. I'll teach him some manners!

Ah, they remembered my birthday.

Ah, this is kind of relaxing.

Ah, touche!

Ah, what a gyp. They're all just lyin' around.

Ah, what are you gonna do?

Ah, what's the point?

Ah, yeah, that got it.

Ah, yes, last year. Anyway, look.

Ah, you heard about that, eh?

Ah, you said it was over! No, don't put him on!

Ah, you're just saying that.

Ah, you're looking unusually focused this morning

Ah,just Moe.Just Moe.

Ah! And who's waiting for us at the dock?

Ah! I see the trophies are still out for cleaning, eh, Lisa?

Ah! Max Power! How's every little thing?

Ah! The snowflake tastes like fish sticks.

Ah.

Ah. ##

Ah. All we did was grow some space tomatoes and sabotage Mir.

Ah. And now for my triumphant return to Springfield.

Ah. Can't you just feel the sea breeze in your hair?

Ah. Seven chances to prove my love for sweet Manjula.

Ah. This is my kind of aisle.

Ah. What a shame. Not a looker in the bunch.

Ahh, I'm the luckiest man in the world...

Ahh!

Ahh.

Ahh. Can't get a good sarsaparilla like this back in Springfield.

Ahh.!

Ahh.! Yeah.!

Ahoy, mateys! It's me Long Bart Silver.

Air. I need air.

Aisle one, next to the cat poison.

Ajester with an invisible proclamation.

Al, do you have to do that right now?

Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger?

Alec Baldwin? Wow! That is the coolest person you've ever been fired by.

Alec, Alec Regarding that so called silent propulsion system...

Alex, over here! Okay if the new girl sits with us?

Alignment, shocks, Armor All, stem lube.

All aboard for Miami.

All aboard, boys. I've been waiting for you.

All eyes are on the local Romeo...

All hail Emperor Clobbersaurus.

All I can think of now is Edison. I can't even remember where I work.

All I need is my trusty sling and one good, hard, um

All returned items must be in a box and accompanied by a receipt.

All right

All right, all right. You guys have had way too much booze.

All right, Bart Fire in the hole.

All right, Chimey, this time the bell tolls for thee.

All right, dorks, this is a holdup.

All right, Fat Tony. If it's trouble with Quimby you're after

All right, fine. I'll strangle ya for a while!

All right, gang. Shirts and skins.

All right, how about this? When was your first gay experience?

All right, I got it.

All right, I'll go.

All right, I'm gonna let you guys in on something.

All right, it's closing time. Who's paying the tab?

All right, let's get this geezer out quick so we can bring in the lesbian gladiators.

All right, let's see.

All right, listen, pal. Here's the deal.

All right, Lovejoy! You're gonna get it.

All right, Martin. For your community service...

All right, Moses. Lead your people!

All right, one for ''Resident

All right, pull me up.

All right, read me back what I have so far, Mrs. Krabapatra.

All right, roll it, Lou.

All right, screw it. Let's roll!

All right, Simpsons, whack the pinata.

All right, Son. We're about to embark on our most difficult mission.

All right, you kids, come down now.

All right, young 'uns, bath time.

All right, young lady.

All right,judges, who is our winner?

All right!

All right! A gross out contest!

All right! Finally, a real home!

All right! Here comes the implosion

All right! Just go ahead and sue me!

All right! My bumper fell off.

All right! Now let's get this carcass over to the hospital and carve it up for organs.

All right! The museum's still open.

All right! The personals. Hmm. ##

All right! Whoo!

All right.

All right.

All right. How about a million?

All right. I guess you're supposed to go through this stupid door.

All right. I'll get you the materials.

All right. I'm gonna

All right. It's giant slaying time.

All right. Let's go, you wee Israelites.

All right. Let's see some I.D.'s, boys.

All right. This is it. No more living in shame.

All right. We got what we came for.

All right. We'll try it your way.

All right. What's going on here?

All right.Just stay calm, Frinky.

All the cardsharps, bottom dealers and shills.

All this fresh air is making my hair move...

All week, my lifelong dream was to be the next Thomas Edison...

All you can taste is the hog anus.

All you gotta do is sit back and feel your ass grow.

All you have to do is to pick them up...

All you're getting is rubber bands and paper clips?

Allow me, sir.

Along with $95 for each handsome volume you wish to order.''

Also known as the feathered rat, or gutterbird.

Also, boxing, both kick and the kind with the gloves.

Although I haven't seen his body, the blast that failed to kill me surely killed the giant.

Although they did blow over and kill some people.

Am I that pre diddly ictable?

Am I the only one who just wants to play hopscotch...

Amen!

An airplane bathroom, a friend's wedding...

An electric can opener, a milk shake machine?

An ice cream cone costs a nickel...

An open letter to the people of Springfield.

And Oh, my God! He's getting away!

And ''B,'' I ooh.

And ''entroubulating'' the rest of us.

And ''Please let me die. ''

And 40% more rootin' tootin'.

And a couple of pairs of $600 sunglasses.

And a daily dose of vitamin church.

And a demon in the sack.

And a hot new tune by Benny Goodman is hitting the charts.

And a jar of garlic pickles.

And a life with no surprises.

And a mouthwatering veal chop.

And a stunt like that impresses people?

And a superior smirk on his greedy, soulless face.

And Abraham begat Isaac, and Isaac begatJacob...

And after I created my fingers to the bone for you. I

And after I've built those shelves for the kitchen, we'll visit his grave.

And after Moe's, we went to Krusty Burger, and the mayor got some more change.

And after Moe's, we went to Krusty Burger, and the mayor got some more change.

And an your right, Homer somebody.

And antiques into something valuable.

And anything in general where you have to take off your shirt, which is embarrassing.

And as if that film wasn't enough, we have a special guest.

And as we pass the collection plate...

And ask you to put your seat belts back on.

And ask yourselves, people, who's to blame for all this?

And at 9:30, All in the Family 1 999.

And bake cookies and watch The McLaughlin Group?

And besides, I gotta go sing a medley with Rob Lowe and Stump.

And bounty hunters to beat the band.

And by hanging on to it, I made billions.

And by the way, girls, he's single.

And compressing the data down...

And daylight.! Come on.! Come on.!

And do you, Homer, take this cocktail waitress you just met...

And don't ask how they're feeling.

And don't forget Bart Simpson.

And don't you ever try to marry us again.

And each man shall receive... death.

And elements of the box here, here and possibly here.

And embraced American popular culture.

And even more astounding, an electric hammer.

And ever, a''

And ever, a''

And every time I try to steer the conversation that way...

And expanding my horizons into realms of

And finally the old mission.

And finally, my thing de resistance...

And finally, these seem to be printed on some sort of cracker.

And for the first time ever, our computer lab actually has a computer in it.

And for you, Ned?

And get to the ice cream store!

And getting it by fraud?

And go days without bathing.

And got them to mate successfully

And guess who's been practicing medicine without a license?

And has four available mega saver seats.

And he also set up hundreds of yellow umbrellas along a California highway.

And he didn't even get to his Ubangi routine.

And he invented the dictating machine and the fluoroscope...

And he never, ever, ever wore pajamas.

And he played the organ and his favorite flower was the heliotrope.

And he says I've got six more surprises coming.

And he sold his good name to a quack medicine company.

And he traded a mule for it.

And he was a firm believer in Fletcherism...

And he'll do it while attempting to open a locked safe...

And here comes the ambulance

And here comes the ambulance.!

And here we are, locked inside.

And here's how it works. Lisa, you say one thing, then Bart, you say another.

And here's the pitch.

And hyperextend.

And I counted the pennies in the ashtray!

And I do. Whoo!

And I don't deserve your applause.

And I don't know how much longer I can complain.

And I don't know how much longer I can complain.

And I don't remember a thing.

And I don't wanna wear perfume and cocktail dresses!

And I get my money from grease.

And I guess it is here too.

And I have been brushing my teeth with hair gel for a week.

And I know how much you like that science y stuff

And I need a pair of bolt cutters or wire cutters...

And I ordered a double double, but they gave me the double double double double.

And I owe it all to you.

And I still got a carful of their crap.

And I think ''Manjula'' means some kind of spaceship.

And I think I finally found what I was put on this Earth to do.

And I think I know how. Why don't we

And I wanted to be Yoshi, but they made me Ori.

And I was electric as Nathan Detroit.

And I was electric as Nathan Detroit.

And I'll cap it off with a smooth, refreshing colonic.

And I'll need a volunteer to play Obi Wan.

And I'm glad we did.

And I'm glad! I love youse all!

And I'm gonna rip you a new I.V. hole.

And I'm here to talk to you about...

And I'm Mrs. Homer Simpson

And I'm starting right now.

And I've eaten steaks from coast to coast with taters and toast.

And if I don't finish it by

And if scaring old ladies don't float your boat, watch this!

And if you sit there with a brave little smile and a festive bow...

And in business news, Groovy Grove Juice Corporation has announced...

And initial here.

And instead of chasing a rabbit, the dogs chase a diploma.

And it doesn't stop in the bedroom. Oh, no. I'm taking charge.

And it grows to a powerful, emotional climax...

And it has nasty plans for the booby, the titmouse, the woodcock and the titpecker.

And it's all because of your letter, Lisa.

And it's all thanks to one man

And it's all thanks to you.

And it's free.

And it's gonna be a magical evening!

And its spirit long since extinguished...

And Jack Frost and LittleJack Horner?

And just because you think museums are boring and demolition derbies are fun...

And just last month, I knocked out Muhammad Ali.

And kiss us on the forehead.

And let this be a lesson to you!

And let's give this brave girl the ovation she deserves.

And let's not forget old Gil, huh?

And local citizens couldn't be happier.

And look at him dance. ##

And love all of God's creatures.

And make 'em pitchfork each other and junk!

And make it snappy. It's almost lunchtime.

And making Springfield a less oppressive place...

And Man vs. Nature The Road to Victory.

And many more.

And may we burn in painful and foul smelling fire...

And most of you did quite well.

And much as I hate to say it, as time goes on...

And never actually buying anything.

And no one in their right mind would buy them or accept them as gifts.

And not t'other way around.

And not the silver dollar throwing, morphine addict you've become...

And now for my final thought.

And now for the main course

And now for the profit taking.

And now he's dead. Well, maybe they're a good thing.

And now I must return to the sweet embrace of the crypt.

And now it's costing you 500 simoleons.

And now mid season kicks off with Admiral Baby.

And now she must return home to Rigel VII...

And now the fans are screaming for more.

And now to present the grant money...

And now to push this convention into hyperspace...

And now we come to Mr. Homer Simpson.

And now we wait.

And now you're ready for a night on the town.

And now, because the children are our future...

And now, fasten your funny bones for Groundskeeper

And now, presenting the ninth wonder of the world

And now, the conclusion of our Thousand Dollar Movie...

And now, the conclusion of our Thousand Dollar Movie...

And now, the indestructible Lance Murdock will jump his ''SuiCycle';..

And on behalf of America, I'd like to

And once again

And once again, tithing is 1 0% off the top.

And Picasso started out painting realistically, then moved on to cubism.

And recent studies have shown that

And remarkably, seems to have never been washed.

And remember, Midge, you feel the need to rage, you call me, right?

And replaced it with a make your own sundae bar.

And saying they're gay, they shouldn't have tried to express themselves creatively.

And second, I got this metal ass in 'Nam...

And sees all kinds of creative things, but no tables.

And send him straight to Maui.

And serviced by prostitute express riders...

And settle for being a decent husband and father.

And several of the pages are just drawings of the time machine.

And she also knew if a rhino sees a flame...

And she brought a cream pie.

And she takes all of my friends and ditches me.

And so with Valentine's Day one day away...

And so, as the rats' milk is returned to the sewers

And so. That's one grade I truly earned.

And South Edinburgh golfers putt like this?

And spit on his Uh oh.

And staplers. Computers and staplers.

And Stone Phillips said S.U.V. 's always roll over when you turn sharply...

And thank you all for your kind contrib

And thank you, Port a John. You really saved my

And that big yellow flower!

And that concludes Genesis...

And that feels pretty good.

And that herbal anger rinse just washed the rage right out of me.

And that mule went on to save spring break.

And that poncho is filthy. Let me dry clean it for you.

And that the wandering Oakland Raiders may someday find a home.

And that was most definitely a safety.

And that's not all.

And that's the end of that chapter.

And that's the end of that chapter.

And that's true too. It's funny and true.

And that's where the bookmobile lady used to live.

And that's why it was the best summer ever.

And the coleslaw has pineapple in it.!

And the ends are razor sharp

And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night.

And the gas tanks explode at the drop of a hat.

And the latest issue of Success magazine.

And the Leftorium's business has gone way down hill...

And the less said about gazebo eight, the better.

And the other one.

And the repeating telegraph.

And the replacement feet will be rushed to you by my grandson Jody.

And the soles of your feet are jet black.

And the stupidest run everything?

And the truth is we don't deserve this grant...

And the tumbleweeds tumble at 2:00, 4:00 and 6:00...

And their hearts were filled with crankiness. ''

And then Apu gave the mayor lots of change for

And then Apu gave the mayor lots of change for

And then he worked on a machine to communicate with the dead.

And then the game will begin.

And then the handsome prince realized...

And then when the paperwork is done, I'll make Gwen my wife.

And there's Ed BegleyJr.

And there's no lines, because all the stupid kids have curfew!

And there's no such team as the Spungos...

And there's nothing you can do about it!

And there's nothing you can do about it!

And these are my fans: Gunter, Kyoto and Cecil Hampstead on Cecil Cecil.

And these Hardy Boys books are great too.

And these planks below us were often used as a sidewalk...

And these should give you the grounding you'll need...

And they kill it right in front of you.

And they've got cotton candy and hats with feathers!

And this big wave knocks her bathing suit off.

And this is how you repay me?

And this is where our employees gather to unwind...

And this little piggy went Oh!

And this one solar collector can gather enough energy...

And this place makes Animal House look like Terms of Endearment.

And this song isn't even in the show.

And this song isn't even in the show.

And this time it's biblical.

And those beautiful women?

And to illustrate that point, here's where you'll be working.

And to think I respected you... and defended you.

And today's my evaluation with Senor Ding Dong.

And we are positively inspired by your solar power plant.

And we give half the profits to war orphans.

And we just tossed him out like a Golden Globe award.

And we're not giving you up without a fight.

And we've come to see...

And we've really elevated the level of discourse at the dog track.

And welcome back now to Cash In Your Legacy.

And welcome to our contestants from America, the Simpson family.

And went back to driving like our daddies did.

And went back to driving like our daddies did.

And what about the tattoo on my you know what?

And What the

And what's keeping Joan Rivers alive?

And what's this? He's pointing to the right field bleachers.

And when it's time to do the dishes, where's Ray Bolger?

And when Mr. Dinkley saw what I had done...

And when Mr. Dinkley saw what I had done...

And where I come from Canada we reward courage.

And which one will die.

And who did he beget?

And why is that?

And would it kill you to heat up the syrup?

And would it kill you to make some coffee?

And would it kill you to put some fennel in it?

And you are how old?

And you can call me Mother.

And you could at least get that snake out of the piano.

And you did it with style and dignity. And Hey!

And you got exactly five seconds to get out of my sight.

And you haven't lived a day in your life.

And you keep saying we need to do things together.

And you kids aren't exactly John and Joan Cusack.

And you know how smart they are.

And you pilfered the poor box.

And you still haven't taken down those awful hostage ribbons from the old oak tree.

And you You couldn't open a movie if your life depended on it.

And you, BartJunior.

And you've spent less on gifts for me than you have on temporary tattoos.

And your sparkling, whale free seas.

And, now, in honor of your achievement...

And, of course, I resist all the major urges.

And, of course, microcalifragilistics.

And, of course, today will be no exception.

And, say, eaten an entire birthday cake...

And, well, that was the last of Egad!

And... action!

And... devour her too.

And... I hope the answer is yes.

Anger is what makes America great.

Ankle? Focaccia? What are you talking about?

Another of Springfield's beloved citizens was murdered today.

Another person wants to congratulate you for having a famous name.

Answering machines and one night stands, people are getting angrier.

Antitobacco programs, pro tobacco programs...

Any kid caught on the street after dark will be shot...

Any thoughts on how we're gonna get there?

Any volunteers?

Anyhoo, now that I'm your king again

Anyhoo, we came out of Wal Mart, when suddenly, 1 00 spaceships

Anyone can lead a conga line. Hop to it, Smithers!

Anyone? Anyone at all?

Anyway, I got you a little present.

Anyway, I love this hideous thing.

Anyway, I still think about her every time I walk by that mural she painted.

Anyway, Marge, uh, how do you feel about the economy?

Anyway, what are you two big Hollywood stars doing in good old Springfield?

Anyway, when it comes to stress, I believe laughter is the best medicine.

Apes A Poppin;! Whoo, the airline version.

Applause, applause, you gotta believe in yourself, stay in school, and we're outta here.

Apple bobbing, apple picking, apple everything.

Appraised value: $1 5.

Apu, I'm about to purchase some weird and fruity items, and I don't want any guff.

Apu, that scuzbag Mo.

Are more likely to be involved in fatal accidents.

Are trying to settle this like adults

Are you cold blooded egg murderers?

Are you crazy? I'm not driving a trainload of napalm to Springfield!

Are you going through our garbage?

Are you gonna eat that all by yourself?

Are you kidding me? This baby is off the charts.

Are you ready in there, Mr

Are you ready to go on a voyage of intellectual self discovery?

Are you sure it's a federal law...

Are you sure this is a sci fi convention? It's full of nerds.

Are you sure this is art and not vandalism?

Are you sure you don't want to go to the hospital, Mr. Simpson?

Are you sure you're a fully accredited and bonded pornographer?

Are you sure? I can usually smell a scam from two towns over.

Are you talking to me or the beer?

Are you tired of missing out on the good things in life

Aren't we a little young for makeup and What do you mean, five pounds?

Aren't you going to give him the last rites?

Aren't you proud of your big sister, Mr. Pinchy? Hmm? Hmm?

Aren't you scared, Dad? I mean, if I were Fat Tony and, God willing, some day I will be...

Aren't you scared, Dad? I mean, if I were Fat Tony and, God willing, some day I will be...

Arr!

Arr! Not a looker among 'em.

Arr! What other ships have you been on?

Arr. I loved Splash, Mr. Howard.

Arr. I understand. It's hard to let go.

Arrest that guy.

Artichokes and migrant workers. Looking good.

As ''the act or sound of laughing.''

As a bodyguard, your only loyalty is to your protectee.

As a doctor, I'd say he's had enough.

As a place where a trail hand could spend a month's pay in three minutes.

As for the rest of you, it's time for a little discipline.

As long as you're here annoying me, let's have a brainstorming session.

As part of the hospital's Last Laugh program.

As soon as you answer one question aboutJapan.

As Springfield resident Homer Simpson.''

As the Atlanta whatsit and the Montreal vampire.

As we speak, Chief Wiggum is tracking down those little squealers...

As you can see, we're a contemptible lot of cads, bounders and tiger stabbers.

As you can see, we're a contemptible lot of cads, bounders and tiger stabbers.

As you can see, you stand to save up to 1 7 cents a month over the more dependable providers.

Astrid said the key to my art is anger. But you know me. I'm Mr. Mellow.

At auction, I'd expect this to bring $20,000 to $30,000...

At least I've got a license.

At my age, Edison had already invented 203 things

At that all night scorecard place.

At the Monty Burns Casino.

At the scene of a level three rhino alert.

Attention, all employees. We've got two runaways. Stop them.

Attention, good shoppers of Springfield!

Attention, hemline and midriff monitors.

Attention, hippies! Come out peacefully...

Attention, please.

Attention, please. Attention.

Attention, Springfield.! How low will you go

Attention, starstruck fools.

Attention, wireless listeners.

Attention. Flight 605 to Tokyo is ready for departure...

Authorities say the phony pope...

Authorities say there's no immediate danger to anyone

Aw

Aw, 4:00 a.m.? Now I'll never get back to

Aw, crap. It's that pip squeak Rudy.

Aw, don't worry about the test. Just get yourself a nice drink of water.

Aw, don't worry, sweetheart.

Aw, gee. The man's just trying to show his wife he cares for her.

Aw, geez. He's got everything but the Shriners.

Aw, geez. This place used to be crawlin' with Russian subs.

Aw, geez. We've been following him for hours.

Aw, honey. I've always liked your art.

Aw, man. He's making us look like a bunch of cheapskates.

Aw, nuts.

Aw, nuts.

Aw, shoot.

Aw, somebody's in love.

Aw, talk about Star Wars.

Aw, talk about Star Wars.

Aw, the flash didn't go off.

Aw, the missus will clean that up.

Aw, way to go, Ralph.

Aw, what's the rush? Might rain next week.

Aw! You always know just what to say to cheer me up.

Aw! You suck, Marge.

Aw.!

Ay! Suffering sarcophagus! My tomb!

Ayayay.! Senor Ding Dong!

Aye. 'Tis my ma and pa. They own a tavern hearabouts.

B 3.

Back to slavin'.

Back! Back, I say!

Bad baby!

Bad hair day.

Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah!

Ball two!

Bang bang!

Barney's is July 1 5, same as Lassie's...

Bart did it. I saw him do it.

Bart Simpson, do you know why you have been summoned before this tribunal?

Bart took what I said and turned it into an insult!

Bart was born in about five minutes.

Bart was winning. Then he said, ''This is stupid

Bart, are you crazy?

Bart, get down here! I'm gonna spank you back to the Stone Age!

Bart, I'm sorry, but there's nothing we can do.

Bart, please. The groundskeeper and I...

Bart, quit it!

Bart, stop whatever you're doing and come down here.

Bart, that's tomorrow night's dinner.

Bart, the Internet is more than a global pornography network.

Bart, they're not here to entertain us.

Bart, what are you doing?

Bart!

Bart!

Bart! No!

Bases loaded, two outs, bottom of the ninth, and it's do or die.

Be there and be square.

Bears can't talk, Eddie.

Beats me. Try getting a job and earning some money.

Beautiful.

Because I cheated!

Because I loved them once and they broke my heart.

Because if that's what you think, then just come right out and say it.

Because it's time for Bill and Marty's 5:00 news ''flush

Because outsider art couldn't be hotter.

Because there's not gonna be any grant money.

Because we have the extramarital extraterrestrial backstage...

Because we love them,jackass.

Because we'll be revealing embarrassing secrets about Springfield's other adults.

Because, after all, education is the search for truth.

Beef, chicken, veal.

Beer me, boys.

Before I go, I want to say something.

Believe I did.

Besides, I'm getting kind of used to wearing a kilt.

Besides, I've already started spending it. Check out the new scoreboard.

Besides, if we wanna see Japanese people...

Besides, nothing's too good for a wonderful, generous man like you.

Better.

Big deal. My I.Q. is 280.

Big? Daring? Lisa, that's it!

Billy Baldwin!

Bingo! Birthday card!

Blame me if you must, but don't ever speak ill of the program.

Blech! Zucchini.

Bless you, Son.

Blobbie? Upsilon?

Bloodbath Gulch quickly became known...

Blue?

Bonsoir.!

Boo!

Books and cocoa in the same store?

Boring

Boring into the rock of injustice.

Boring!

Boring! Go back to that ''infamy'' guy.

Boring.

Boring.

Boring.

Boring.

Boring.

Bottom of the ninth, two outs. It all comes down to this.

Boy, if we're ever gonna earn paper money, we have to expand our operation.

Boy, Lenny,you sure look hungry.

Boy, Moe, you sure look angry.

Boy, you did have a lot to drink last night, ''Homeo.''

Boy, you're getting this transplant just in time, Homer.

Boys, I've been thinking. Maybe it's time we ditched the high tech gizmos...

Branch monster.

Bravo, Springfield.

Break it down.

Breeding will be permitted once every seven years.

Brilliant. They transduced amplitude modulation...

Bring on Sha Na Na!

Brings us 31 cents closer to those tickets home.

Brother Ned, if you'll do the honors

Brown. Brown. Brown.

Brunch is served.

Bu Bu But the poncho!

Bummer. Love in. Dean Rusk. By George, I've got it!

But But how did you know?

But But I wasn't I didn't

But ''rise to vote, sir'' is a palindrome.

But after that, it's clear sailing for the****, right?

But as a football fan

But as long as we handle this in a mature and, above all, quiet manner...

But before she moved to Sodom it was known for its pottery.

But before you

But doesn't she get her money from you?

But don't worry. I put him in a nice hot bath.

But don't worry. I'll take care of you.

But even the new management of Sony TriStar...

But first you'll have to smash our heads open like ripe melons!

But first, I'm afraid we have some bad news.

But Goliath is dead. I smote him myself.