The Simpsons - Season 7 Edit

A bathing cap, nose plugs.

A bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields...

A bunch of escaped, infected monkeys are roaming the expressway.

A caller, at this hour?

A cheap, $2,000 forgery.

A child has already solved theJumble using crayons. The answer is "fries. "

A compliment!

A crazy guy shot a bunch of people, and a subway ran over my hat.

A cup holder!

A date.

A fake I.D.? Cool!

A fat free fudge cake that doesn't let you down in the flavor department...

A feature film about Radioactive Man.

A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr. Burns.

A foster home!

A Fridge Too Far.

A friend

A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.

A gun.

A horrible plane crash!

A large bearlike animal, most likely a bear...

A little from column "A," a little from column "B."

A man in the bathroom kept handing me towels till I paid him to stop.

A microscope at the beach? Aah! What was I thinking?

A million dollars?

A noble spirit "embiggens" the smallest man.

A pillow case full of seashells from our trip to Sulfur Bay.

A pirate? Well, that's hardly the image we want for Long John Silver's.

A priceless heirloom and historic piece of"Krustyana. "

A scrumptious parfait of pudding, pickle brine and detergent...

A simple proposition, Ralph. How would you like to make a dollar?

A single pillow of shredded wheat...

A solid gold house.

A thousand dollars? But your ad says, "No money down. "

A three dimensional object known as a cube...

A tombstone?

A turkey is a bad person.

A wonderful, magical animal.

A young boy a wonderful, irrepressible young boy

Aaah! Aaah!

Aaah! No! It's dripping funny smelling water all over me!

Aaah! Now there's no time, man!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Natural light!

Aah. Go ahead, kid. Knock yourself out.

Abe, isn't Homer cute?

Abe, supper's on!

Abe?

About 50,000 volts worse, if you know what I mean.

About Springfield's bicen citally...

About that air conditioner suction.

About the woman who abandoned you for 25 years.

About time, knothead.

About time, knothead.

AboutJebediah Springfield that you need to hear.

Abraham Simpson, your family is here to visit you.

Absolutely nothing has gone wrong.

Absolutely. Who could forget such a monstrous visage?

Accordin' to Daddy's will...

According to his attorneys, is that he couldn't possibly do it alone...

According to the publisher of this Triple A guidebook, no one.

Ach! I can't believe Silly Sailor beat us both up...

Ach! Ingrates.

Acne... remains. But asthma disappearing.

Act your age, Simpson! You look foolish!

Action.!

Actually, Dad, it's the smallest tax increase in history.

Actually, Dad, this time I was wrong

Actually, I'm bringing the plant down from the inside.

Actually, if it's anywhere it would be lodged in the sinus.

Actually, it's a hemorrhoid infomercial starring Claude Akins.

Actually, Mom, in 95% of cases, it is.

Actually, there were numerous causes.

Actually, this is one of the nine states where Mr. Bush claims residency, Dad.

Actually, you see we were never baptized.

Add schedule "B" to line 53, take away the

Adios viejo

After his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.

After misinterpreting a passage in the Bible.

After New Mexico became a state, but before Arizona did.

After that, I became deeply cynical.

Again and again! And again and again and again!

AgentJohnson, Agent Heintz...

Agh!

Ah

Ah ha! Morire: To die!

Ah, ah, ah, ah

Ah, ah, ah, ah Table five, table five

Ah, and my dear, dear Smithers.

Ah, be creative. Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use Pop Tarts.

Ah, but, Moe, the dank the dank!

Ah, come Gee.!

Ah, Del Monte.

Ah, diagnosis... delicious.

Ah, for the days when aviation was a gentleman's pursuit.

Ah, he's more clever than he looks.

Ah, just the man I need.

Ah, let's see now. What do you folks have here, huh?

Ah, making teenagers depressed is like shooting fish in a barrel.

Ah, Marion Barry. Is it time for another shipment already?

Ah, my teapots are ready.

Ah, not a bear in sight.

Ah, Roger Myers wouldn't give me a cent in the '20s.

Ah, spring break in Hong Kong. Custom made suits at slave labor prices.

Ah, the fortune doesn't matter, boy.

Ah, the Miracle Mile, where value wears a neon sombrero...

Ah, there's a $1,000 "leaving town" tax.

Ah, these uniforms are a godsend.

Ah, we forfeit.

Ah, we'll run that cable through here.

Ah, Westminster Abbey.

Ah, what the hell do you want You still owe me $50

Ah, yes, that silly championship.

Ah, yes. Simpson. I'll have my lunch now.

Ah, you lucked out, Marge, my man, 'cause I'm in a smilin' mood today.

Ah!

Ah! At last. Smithers, fetch the bi oculars.

Ah! Oh! That's raspberry.

Ah! Welcome back, Smithers.

Ah. I bet this place sells illegal fireworks.

Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome.

Ah.! Let me in.!

Aha! Assassins!

Aha! No one's around.

Aha! See? This thing is all screwed up!

Ahh

Ahh, it got boring. I'm really into this cup and ball now.

Ahh, maybe I am.

Ahh! Oh, that's better.

Ahh.

Ahh.

Ahh. A duet of pleasures.

Ahhh.

Ahoy there, friends! Everybody find a first mate!

Ahoy there, minnows.

Ahoy, ahoy. Ahoy.

Ahoy! Ahoy! No, you have the wrong number.

Ahoy. Have you seen this man?

Air show? Buzz cut Alabamians spewing colored smoke from their whizz jets...

Alas, it is true.

Alf pogs! Remember Alf?

Alfred Hitchcock stole every idea I ever had! He came into my room and

Alien NoseJob, and five fabulous weeks of The Chevy Chase Show.

All aboard the sleepy train to visit Mother Goose

All hollering, all the time. I'm gonna make

All I brought is a dime. I didn't know there'd be pornography.

All I have to type is "Y."

All is well on tour...

All is well. All is well.

All is well. All is well.

All is well. All is well.

All my goals as president in one term...

All my life, I've avoided doing things for myself.

All my life, I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body.

All right, all right. How about a courier? They travel for free too.

All right, Bob. It's over.! Come out with your hands up.!

All right, break it up, boys. It's time for work detail.

All right, but if you win, don't make a scene and dance around with your "whoo hoo's. "

All right, Captain Rush Rush. Out of the car.

All right, Chester.! Woo.!

All right, gentlemen, I'll take your case.

All right, here's your last question.

All right, I admit it. I am the Lindbergh baby.

All right, I admit it. I miss the phonies.

All right, I will buy it!

All right, maybe I did, but I didn't shoot him.

All right, men. Here's the order of deportations.

All right, mister, you want trouble, you're gonna get trouble.

All right, Ox. Why don't you take us through it.

All right, seniors...

All right, Snake. Make us proud.

All right, that does it.

All right, this place must be hot. They don't need a big ad...

All right, very funny.

All right, very good. Who knows how the Skinners could have resolved this problem?

All right, very good. Who knows how the Skinners could have resolved this problem?

All right, where would you kids like to eat tonight?

All right!

All right! Fangoria will give me 25 bucks for this shot.

All right! I'm gonna sit at home and ogle the ladies...

All right! Liver!

All right! Now you've got all the Simpsons behind you, Apu.

All right! Yeah!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Climb in.

All right. Fair enough. I suppose you know your business.

All right. Here goes. Forgive us, Jebediah. We mean no disrespect.

All right. His story checks out.

All right. I have thought this through.

All right. Now how many of you drove your house to school today?

All right. Pick your size: extra small or extra large.

All right. Sounds very good.

All right. The coast is clear.

All Springfield trembles before the might of Sideshow Bob.

All that high living just distracted me...

All the recent events of your life...

All the years I spent in the gutter:

All these celebrities on the walls.

All these spoiled... brats... and their... smug...

All they need is a leader!

All we have is our music, our legions of fans...

All we need is money, food and a way to get home. Follow me.

All we wanna do is give you kids a good home until they get their act together.

All we're doing is taking you to...

All you have to do is be yourself.

All you have to do is sign a paper that says I can have your soul.

Allemande left and do si diddley diddley do

Allow me to summarize the proposed transaction.

Along the hypothetical Z axis there.

Already taken care of.

Also, I was stealing projectors.

Although, I hardly consider A Separate Peace the ninth grade level.

Although, you know Though I started my career...

Always too busy stridin' about his atom mill to call his own mother.

Am I going crazy? I'm seeing Krusty everywhere.

Am I too late for the 4:30 autogiro?

Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes:

An alligator with sunglasses?

An entire Simpsons episode every week?"

An ionic disturbance in the vicinity of the Van Allen belt.

An overheated private removed his flak jacket, revealing a T shirt...

And Oh

And "Shemp Howard: Today We Mourn a Stooge. "

And $750 for the drawing...

And a "FICA ccino. "

And a hammer like Snooty...

And a whole lot of crazy crap on the walls...

And all it will cost you is a thousand dollars.

And all those other balls?

And all those other senior perks.

And all we have found is porno, porno, porno!

And answer those phones, install the computer system...

And apply your knowledge of fractions and gym to real world situations.

And as my final newscast draws to a close...

And at the finish line...

And Bart could be the courier.

And Bart's working as a courier and just came back from Hong Kong.

And Burns can never take that away from you.

And by Li'I Sweetheart Cupcakes, a subsidiary of I LG.

And can guarantee us the full cooperation of city officials.

And certain scenes never get aired.

And comedy was "in the cards. "

And consult the pharmacist for some free medical advice!

And Dinner Dog.

And do whatever it takes to get them back!

And do you, Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Bouvier...

And don't forget the standard scream

And don't put signs on your sister!

And drink naught but burning hot cola.

And drove Milhouse, Nelson and Martin to a wig outlet in Knoxville...

And even he's kissed more boys than I ever will.

And finally, for me...

And for once I want in on the ground floor.

And for the foreign markets that are more important than ever nowadays.

And for the man who has everything, a tie rack motor.

And for totally outrageous class rings, it's Jostens.

And fry in hell

And further his career.

And get some old lady to leave me all her money.

And Give My Remains to Broadway.

And given me a bunch of bulldink about creating Itchy with no proof at all

And grounds tender, Groundskeeper Willie, he lost his job...

And have it sent to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, care of HomerJ.

And he goes, "Aah! Aah! Aah!"

And he insisted that we make time to acknowledge the hard work of everyone...

And he knows my name!

And he tried to murder me.!

And he's right over there.

And helped Dr. Riviera perform open heart surgery on your father.

And here's a couple of bucks for your trouble.

And here's a scene you didn't see.

And hilarious atrocities.

And his breath reeked of beer and pretzled bread.

And his chamber pot.

And his dream of owning a fine crystal slop bucket.

And his sister, Lisa, to whom I'm fairly indifferent.

And hit a decorative rowboat full of geraniums.

And I booked the flight leaving Saturday morning, not Friday morning!

And I came up with a chant that won the match!

And I can get you work in the entertainment industry.

And I can't get it without his key.

And I commanded the Flying Hellfish...

And I don't have that kind of money to spend on sex.

And I got a lot of corroborating evidence...

And I had a blimp fall on me! And I was in an atomic blast! But I'm okay now!

And I had my... home shoe repair course.

And I have to go now and see Troy.

And I like my old green dress.

And I like to think sometimes we get a message across as well.

And I made a chart of all the suspects in the Burns case.

And I ran credit checks at Tom Hayden's Porsche dealership.

And I spent so much time building that trophy case.

And I think it's ironic that, for once, Dad's butt...

And I want you to know that when I die...

And I was the one who came up with the whole team idea.

And I wear the same stupid sweater every day, and

And I'd like to thank Lester for reuniting me with my estranged wife.

And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay

And I'll only invite who I want. That'll show you.

And I'm gonna cook the best damn breakfast he ever ate.

And I'm gonna get a colossal doughnut.

And I'm hopin' that they'll ratify me

And I'm not registered.

And I'm on 3rd.

And I've been looking for a big fatso to shoot with a cannon.

And I've got an inquisitive temperament. Maybe I could help solve this.

And if I see a movie where computers threaten our personal liberties...

And if you do not wish to arouse suspicion, I strongly urge you to act American.

And it sounds like he's gotten into the horseradish again.

And it was the most wonderful night of my life.

And it's all my fault.

And it's been recently fired. Wait.

And it's gotta be big enough to fit Milhouse, Martin and Nelson inside.

And it's our ticket to the best spring break of our lives!

And it's...

And Itchy & Scratchy Studios is back in business.

And jet off to Raleigh Durham.

And just go at your own pace.

And just now when a police car drove by, she ran into the house.

And Krusty the Clown.

And Krusty's superfluous third nipple.

And let every soul in Christendom

And look, there's Magnetbox and Sorny.

And Maggie can be Medina, your spunky sidekick.

And make me live again.

And make yourself more comfortable?

And make yourself more comfortable?

And making movies is so horribly repetitive.

And many of these facts you speak of are completely new to me.

And Mom's soul, and Dad's soul, and Maggie's soul.

And most important, I learned that I don't need money to be happy.

And musical comedy numbers.

And must stay at least 100 feet away at all times. "

And my friend Tito Puente got fired.

And my gold house and my rocket car...

And my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life.

And my talent filled it with water.

And neither was Lisa.

And no one knows we're here!

And nobody's gonna take it away from me.

And now lot number 2,Krusty's private plane...

And now please rise for our opening hymn...

And now the band you've all been waiting for, Cypress Hill!

And now the old John Hancock.

And now the parade has entered Bumtown.!

And now Waylon Smithers, who's been a real good sport about that wrongful arrest thing

And now, get ready for the man...

And now, hold on tight...

And now, lot number 66, a handmade leather suitcase...

And now, Peter Frampton!

And now, Springfield, this is the moment that you've been waiting for!

And one count of being an accessory to being a bear.

And one of his fiery death.

And one of them swims right down the periscope and bites the guy in the eye...

And one of those disposable enemas no, make it two.

And only thrice the fat of a normal hot dog.

And perhaps if we wait, nature will assassinate him for us.

And Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness.

And processing facilities.

And pry out all the dead hermit crabs. Get a screwdriver.

And pull him to safety...

And put her behind bars.

And put your garbage in a garbage can, people.

And read the top line?

And remember, don't trust anyone over 30!

And remember, if you're not sure about something...

And rescues one cat and one mouse and gives them to a hungry family.

And revulcanize my tires, posthaste.

And rotate my office so the window faces the hills.

And Sam Simon.

And scaring away your salmon, that's your business.

And Scratchy Show

And Scratchy Show

And scuff up the topless dancin' runway?

And second, we wouldn't "par tay" with you...

And she doesn't call her son "Mr. Burns. "

And she looks like Blossom.

And she's truly proud of you.

And show the world overweight people aren't undisciplined...

And since I'd achieved...

And slobbering all over your face, what would you say?

And so did a long lost care package.

And so expensive that only the five richest kings of Europe will own them.

And so, excelsior to you, Mr.

And so, farewell.

And so, Herschel Krustofski...

And some illegal fireworks...

And someone made an awful mess down there.

And Sonic Youth's in my cooler!

And South American sensation...

And stay the hell out of my locker!

And strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers...

And struck it big when he teamed up a mouse named Itchy with a cat named Scratchy.

And sworn on our lives to honor it.

And take my hand

And thanks to your gloomy music...

And that man waving from the front of the float...

And that means the paintings are mine!

And that old lady told him it would happen?

And that would be downright nutty.

And that's trying to kill your commanding officer.

And that's why I will continue to oppose teen alcoholism...

And that's why your no good kids are running wild!

And the best 18 will be put on file in the school library...

And the car got crushed, and they're out of money and they can't get home...

And the chicks found that irresistible.

And the chocotastic.

And the fair's symbol is the sun sphere...

And the half wits of this town will never learn the truth.

And the marriage is just a sham to help his career.

And the moon hit his eye like a big pizza pie.

And the time the show becomes unprofitable?

And the weirdest thing was, it was that school janitor who mysteriously disappeared!

And then a knife flew at my head!

And then he claimed he was the one who turned cats and dogs against each other.

And then he raked me across the chest.

And then I add secret hobo spices.

And then I saw my boy in a burlap sack...

And then sometimes I switch it up, like

And then the Indians shot them and took the corn.

And there'll be no Cape Canaveral for anybody.!

And there's not a single church or library to offend the eye.

And these pills will help with the queasiness.

And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination.

And They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall.

And they had to close the restaurant.

And they nailed him, all thanks to you.

And they only give you so many packs.

And they read Newsweek instead of nothing!

And they stank! So he started stealing other people's characters.

And they told me he had lice.

And they took away my pass.

And they're gonna make their voices heard.

And they're violent, and they distract you from your schoolwork.

And third, absolutely no stealing for three months.

And to a lesser extent, the Van Dammes.

And to keep the show's animators, editors...

And to prevent newsprint from rubbing off on your hands...

And to think, Smithers, you laughed when I bought Ticketmaster.

And tons of security guards.

And touch the face of God.

And tri corner hat.

And True Murder Stories.

And two orders of bite sized breakfast pancakes, with extra dipping sauce.

And uplifting as I tried to be.

And use it as an ordinary tie rack.

And walk this land

And watching our backs was Private Fifth Class Arnie Gumble.

And we can all get back to normal.

And we can all get back to normal.

And we don't even know whose gun that was.

And we only have one bowler left: Mr. Burns.

And we'll have nachos and then some beer?

And what are you gonna do about it?

And what better place to premiere their creation..

And what makes your voice high?

And what's gonna become of me on the other side? I don't know!

And when he tried to steal our sunlight...

And when they bark, they shoot bees at you?

And when you die it squirms out and flies away.

And when you lie in a hammock, please...

And when you sneeze, that's your soul trying to escape.

And where's that cake?

And which the deceleratrix, hmm?

And with my patented seminar...

And with news of his upcoming wedding, rumor has it he's up for some very choice roles.

And with the prime suspect cleared and found completely innocent...

And you and I are undercover detectives on the hot rod circuit.

And you are starring... as the human.

And you brought a friend.

And you can't fake the kind of good person that you are.

And you expect me to give you... how much?

And you kids should have jackets on.

And you slick small towners took 'em for all they were worth.

And you stole it from last Friday's episode of Pardon My Zinger.

And you want me to spend it in your lousy beach house?

And you were there.

And you were there...

And you were wrong, wrong, wrong!

And you, Smithers, you must have put him up to it.

And you'll be

And you'll find that saving for your future...

And you're sure the Flanderses won't be there?

And you're the littlest guy I know.

And you're tied down to a man who'd have to bathe to be a slob.

And you've all passed the drug test.

And your business here, Mr. Flanders?

And your father was identified by the old man himself.

And youth oriented product positioning.

And, Dad, well, you kinda went berserk when he couldn't remember your name.

And, everybody, everybody please be on your best behavior.

And, for the first time on TV...

And, Lisa, for your essay...

And, listen, you keep getting seen in public with human females...

And, really, your only crime was violating U.S. law.

And, so, when no one could think of a plan to resurrect Itchy and Scratchy...

And, they will be holding auditions to find a local youngster...

And, well, we had to drink toilet water.

And... cut.! That was perfect.! Let's do it again.

And... Krusty.

Andy Griffith. Edward G. Robinson. Art Carney.

Andy Williams!

Announcer] Get ready, gamblers, for the World Series of Dog Racing.

Announcer] On this edition of Asian Market Wrap up.

Another hot beef injection.

Another tax on puffy directing pants.

Answer it.

Anthrax, gangrene, swimmer's ear.

Ants!

Any red blooded, flag feeding American would love...

Any red hearts, yellow moons or green clovers.

Any time, in any form, and kill us in ways we can't even imagine!

Anybody agree with me?

Anybody out there feel the need for speed?

Anybody? Okay. That's okay.

Anytime I want.

Anytime, chum...

Anyway, a Hollywood studio has decided to film...

Anyway, back to the checks. Stop everything!

Anyway, get ready, beer belly.

Anyway, I've got a rather large sin to confess.

Apparently, he doesn't really love Selma...

Apparently, I just plumb forgot about it.

Apparently, my crazy friend here hasn't heard of the food chain.

Appomattox, 1865.

Apu convinced me that Proposition 24 is a big mistake.

Apu living with the Simpsons? It happened.

Apu, I'm sure the last thing they want to talk about is

Are just as smart and talented and hardworking as everybody else.

Are the cutout classics.

Are these morons getting dumber, or just louder?

Are you folks ready to go ape?

Are you getting lots of bugs in your mouth too?

Are you gonna marry a carrot, Lisa?

Are you guys shoplifting?

Are you interested in that motorized tie rack, Principal Skinner?

Are you saying you and Barbara are bad neighbors?

Are you suffering from the heartbreak of monsteritis?

Are you sure he's dead? Maybe you just really, really hurt him.

Are you sure this is the woman you saw in the post office?

Are you sure you don't want me to hold one of your ice cream cones?

Are you sure you won't talk to Dad?

Are you sure?

Are you the creator of Hi and Lois? Because you are making me laugh.

Are you there, God?

Are you trying to stall us, or are you just senile?

Aren't we forgetting someone, sister suspect?

Arnie Pie in the Sky with the morning commute.

Arr! Have ye tried a Baltic squid?

Arr! I've got some customers.

Arr! That's Handsome Pete. He dances for nickels.

As "Andre the Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye"...

As a safety inspector, I'm responsible for changing most of these lightbulbs.

As a well played game of chess.

As an actor, I depend on my remarkable looks.

As Damnation, Johnny Reb...

As for the rest of it, I'm gonna buy the one thing I've been dreaming of...

As her only living heirs, you stand to inherit her entire estate.

As I was saying, my yearly evaluation couldn't have come at a better time.

As Locker Room Towel Fight: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll.

As long as you're on TV, people will respect you.

As Make Out King of Montana and The Electric Gigolo.

As Montgomery Burns's closest friend, I'm certain there is nothing he would want more...

As red hot as the candies which bear that name.

As soon as he finds something good on TV.

As soon as the check clears, I'll let you go.

As soon as you're in your pressboard coffin...

As soon as Zed gets here, the party will begin.

As the top student in my graduating class of seven million...

As The Verdict Was Mail Fraud and Leper in the Backfield.

As the weeks went on, so did the cartoons.

As wacky as those kids were...

As was stipulated in your aunt's will.

As we blast through the thrilling highlights of aviation history!

As we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.

As you can see, the real deal with Waylon Smithers...

As you were, Sergeant.

Asa Phelps spent his entire life in Springfield...

Aside from the obvious schism between abolitionists and anti abolitionists...

Assisting with his chewing and swallowing...

Astronomers from Tacoma to Vladivostok havejust reported...

At any rate, the F.B.I. will track down this mystery woman...

At ease. I know I'm bending the rules tonight...

At Kitty Hawk in 1903...

At last the world is safe, eh, Fallout Boy?

At last the world is safe, eh, Fallout Boy?

At last the world is safe...

At last, I finally have a garment fine enough to be married in.

At least according to Newsweek.

At least I'm not stuck at the cracker factory like Milhouse.

At least they told me it was for Stars and Stripes.

At least this time I'm awake for your good bye.

At Moe's, we serve good, old fashioned home cooking...

At the last moment, Smithers, drunk as a lemur...

At the National Grammar Rodeo at the Sheraton Hotel in Canada.

At the National Grammar Rodeo...

At the Sheraton Hotel in Canada.

At the Springfield Drag Strip!

At the town meeting, he mentioned that he watched Comedy Central.

At this point in time, I would like to direct your attention...

At this time of day in this part of the country...

At times like this I guess all you can do is laugh.

Attention, families. This is Mother Goose.

Aurora borealis at this time of year...

Authorization code?

Automotive skills and fashion sense.

Available to anyone who requests them.

Aw, a gift from my favorite crustacean.

Aw, come on, folks, wait.

Aw, come on, Marge. You're getting something in return, and I'm getting a bowling team.

Aw, figures. Hey, Mr. Burns!

Aw, geez!

Aw, geez. And you got the stink lines and everything?

Aw, he's at home on disability.

Aw, hell! Well, what about Dracula?

Aw, honey. It looks just like a real doughnut.

Aw, honey. You're not a monster.

Aw, I just keep 'em out to bug Bart.

Aw, look at all the cute little minors.

Aw, no! The corn!

Aw, raspberries.

Aw, the little cutie wants to do somethin' cute.

Aw, they're not so tough.

Aw, who needs friends?

Aw! Hey, then maybe I haven't become a hideous, drunken wreck.

Aw! Just my luck.

Aw! Stupid bird!

Aw.

Away.

Aww, would you look at that? The "Pin Pals. "

Aww!

Aww.

Ay, caramba!

Ay.!: Dios no me ama.!

Ay.!: Naranjas en la cabeza.!

Ay.!: Una "candelabra" "precariosa".!

Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi.

Ayayayaya.!

Babe

Back before everyJoe Sweat Sock could wedge himself behind a lunch tray...

Back then I was known as Sergeant Simpson...

Back then we didn't care what anyone thought...

Back you go...

Bad news, Dad. We're out of food.

Bah! He was a rank amateur...

Bah! I'll just pay for the blasted liposuction.

Bah! Schedule a game and I'll ask him myself.

Bah! Welcome to my world.

Ball is in parking lot.

Ban the bath. Don't trust anyone over 10.

Bang up job, Simpson, but I guess it's back to your trusty post in Sector 7G.

Bar, isn't it time for dinner yet?

Bar, my motor's gone loco!

Bar! The boys are in the front yard. They'll help me think of a plan to get those Simpsons.

Bar's a whiz with cold drinks, aren't you, Bar?

Baron Von Bertzenberger, on behalf of the American people, I apologize for

Bart and Lisa have to go to school...

Bart can take my place at the plant.

Bart did it!

Bart get a present early? Then I should get a present early. I want a present!

Bart Simpseau.

Bart sold his soul And that's just swell

Bart, can we pick up that hitchhiker?

Bart, can we weigh the car at that weigh station?

Bart, comb your hair!

Bart, come with me for punishment.

Bart, don't you realize what this means? The next time we fall asleep, we could die.

Bart, get your suit on.

Bart, Groundskeeper Willie was in my nightmare too.

Bart, he broke your dog's legs.

Bart, I can't play now. It's 2:00 a. m.

Bart, I don't know if this should be an extra.

Bart, I left the driver's license making machine on.

Bart, I wouldn't have expected this even from you.

Bart, it's time to end this dream

Bart, Lisa, it's 11:00 at night. Where do you think you're going?

Bart, look at this!

Bart, no grifting.

Bart, no!

Bart, sensible bites.! All right, Lisa.

Bart, stop scratching. You're messing up your hair.

Bart, tell Dad I'll only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.

Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.

Bart, there's two seconds left.

Bart, these look real.

Bart, we gotta stop and get a cup! Uh, Bart?

Bart, what happened?

Bart, what's taking so long?

Bart, why are you talking like that?

Bart, you can invite Milhouse.

Bart, you're seeing Krusty everywhere...

Bart, your soul is the only part of you that lasts forever.

Bart!

Bart! Bart! What are you doing? We've got to get out of here!

Bart! I need my glasses.

Bart! I've missed you so mu

Bart! Leave Simpson alone.

Bart! No!

Bart! No!

Bart! No!

Bart! You didn't finish your spaghetti and Moe balls!

Bart? Bart?

Bart.!

Bart.! Huh. Where are ya, boy?

Bart.! Is that you?

Bart.! Time for your Sunday night bath, boy.!

Bartron, the evil robot from Mars gone berserk.

Barty's stop is Snoozy Lane to rest his sweet caboose

Baywatch. David Hasselhoff, man.

Be careful when we capture him.

Be myself? I've been myself for eight years, and it hasn't worked.

Be strong, Marge. I'm sure he's gone to a better place.

Beautiful day to be outside, isn't it?

Beautiful! Use it. Okay. Fallout Boy, origin scene, take one

Beautiful. Good night.

Because everyone knows Jebediah Springfield was a true American hero. End of story.

Because I'm a vegetarian. Haven't you ever seen my T shirt?

Because I'm right. Oh, no.

Because I'm trying to reduce my boredom.

Because I've always been an advocate of women in the workplace, Lise.

Because it was the only one in the house.

Because making a happy home isn't like flipping on a light switch.

Because of its frank depiction of sex and narcotic consumption...

Because of Mr. Burns, they canceled my jazz program...

Because that law would be unconstitutional.

Because the next advertisement you see could destroy your house and eat your family.

Because there are a lot of people who are book smart.

Because there's gonna be some poison gas. There's gonna be really poison gas.

Because this particular flag is ridiculously out of date.

Because when you're a grown up you'll have to take care of yourself!

Because you want to tell him you're sorry for causing his death.

Becomes the sole possessor of all them "perty" pictures.

Bedbugs?

Beep beep! Out of my way!

Beer delivery. Sign here.

Before Friday?

Before I came along, all cartoon animals did was play the ukulele. I changed all that.

Before I can return your children...

Before the dust could settle, I pocketed it.

Before we start

Before.

Being a former child star myself, and...

Being a huge movie star must be good too.

Being a star is every patriotic American's dream.

Being myself didn't work.

Being someone else didn't work.

Bells?