The Simpsons - Season 9 Edit

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A black eye from which it may never recover.

A bottle cap, a shoe, a bar of gold anything!

A dagger! A dagger through my heart!

A dishonorable discharge. That's the best we could have hoped for.

A family could get used to being shunned, huh? Huh?

A free, fully loaded Canyonero.

A gorgeous woman don't just hand you a free "daffy dil."

A great anchor so I can show up my sister.

A gun is not a weapon, Marge!

A hands on learning environment...

A handymars dream.

A lifetime member of your wonderful organization.

A lot of things get thrown out here.

A new and better life awaits you on our distant home planet, Blisstonia.

A newscast for kids by kids.

A smashed hotrod, a wrecked police cruiser, a destroyed house!

A store that sells designer mouse pads.

A term paper from Texas Tech?

A velvet rope.

A what? With who?

A white one and a yellow one?

A'one, a'two, a'three

Aaah! The booze!

Aaah! You're not it!

About garbagemen cleaning your gutters and waxing your car...

About things they deal with in everyday life.

Abraham Simpson.

Absolutely devastated.

Absolutely.

According to this, it says Bart mixed up his D.N.A. with a fly's.

According to your background check, you've been in a mental institution.

Ach! Don't call it that!

Ach! Those morons make me so angry.

Ach. She's a bonny pile.

Ach. She's a bonny pile.

Actually, it was a plumbing explosion.

Actually, it's more like 12. No. I'm so stupid.

Actually, it's not so much funny as it is long.

Actually, l think we're in Chinatown now.

Actually, this is our first time.

Added extra clap. Not college material.

After all, what civilized person would play a game with the skin of an innocent pig?

After all, you get me drunk.

After basic training, you'll only have to work one weekend a month.

After careful deliberation...

After five years in a secret P.O.W. camp...

After taking so, so much.

AgentJohnson, F.B.I.

Agh! It's terrible.

Ah Ah Ow.

Ah, can't I just have the surgery?

Ah, crap.

Ah, damn it!

Ah, gee, I was gonna say a night with Joey Heatherton.

Ah, geez, there's always a line.

Ah, he's all right. But he's no bowl of Special "K

Ah, hell. I'll do it myself.

Ah, here's Dr. Gould now. What were the results, Professor?

Ah, I can't believe we ate a whole wedding cake.

Ah, I don't want to bother Mom at work.

Ah, I guess your old man is smarter than you thought.

Ah, I'm afraid we've got to get out of the country.

Ah, Krusty the Clown? That takes me back.

Ah, let him have this one, Lise. After all, it's Ralph.

Ah, look at 'em standing out there, no place to go.

Ah, shut up. Savages.

Ah, so you don't have that killer instinct. Big deal.

Ah, sounds like you're having a rough Christmas, Homer.

Ah, that burns! What the hell is on those things?

Ah, that takes me back to the '60s.

Ah, that's not a war story! I'll tell ya a war story!

Ah, that's the stuff.

Ah, the girls are on a playdate!

Ah, the new Packard we've been hearing so much about.

Ah, there's nothing like a good old fashioned picnic.

Ah, they stole the balloon! I've been living in there!

Ah, they're not so bad. They even named a street after me in San Francisco.

Ah, well, Sanjay. That is the end of our freak show.

Ah, yeah, the kid's incredible. I mean, the special schools are all over him.

Ah, you can't outsmart carnival folk. They're the cleverest folk in the world.

Ah, you got lucky, Flanders!

Ah, you're a sweet old gent to say that.

Ah, you've done grand, laddie.

Ah. Correct again.

Ah. Here I am.

Ah. I love these lazy Saturdays.

Ah. No day would be completely wasted without a visit...

Ah. That's what I get for having faith in ya.

Aha! It's springtime, so the geese must be flying back north!

Aha! There's some glue. [Straining]

Aha. Say no more. I read you loud and clear.

Ahh.

Ahh.

Airport Refueling Way.

Aisle 6, next to the sympathy cards.

All I keep seeir is dead celebrities hawkir products.

All I see is a pole. Maybe the flag fell off.

All l had to do Was Walk a feWblocks from the Rort Authority Bus Terminal...

All l remember about the last two months...

All my life I've wanted purple d****s! [Screams]

All of those people are cut.

All over town, kids are just waking up from their naps cranky and hungry for the news.

All right already. But do you love the Leader...

All right then

All right, all right. Here you go, boy. Get the scent.

All right, all right. I promise.

All right, all right. Keep your top on.

All right, all right. Mellow out, everybody. The captairll know what to do.

All right, all right. So he's a fraud.

All right, all right. Sorry.

All right, come on. What's the catch?

All right, crookie. Let's dance.

All right, everybody, hands up!

All right, forget it. Forget it. Listen up here.

All right, how's that?

All right, I've got an arrest warrant here for Nelson Muntz!

All right, kids. We learned a lot today.

All right, let's just move on to Notebook 2.

All right, Marge. I'll do it for you.

All right, men, those nudies are here somewhere. Fan out!

All right, people, listen up. The harder you push, the faster we will all get out of here.

All right, people, nothing to see here.

All right, put your D'oh!

All right, Simpson, be honest with me. Is it actually possible to win this game?

All right, Simpson. I don't like you, and you don't like me.

All right, that's it. I'm shutting this game down.

All right, that's it. You're goir down, pal.

All right, uh, "Simpson, Homer."

All right, Wildcats, are you ready to give 110%, take it one game at a time...

All right, you chop my hands halfway off, then I'll still have enough strength to chop

All right, you thumb sucking worms...

All right, you.

All right! [Grunting, Growls]

All right! Ahh!

All right! They're gonna show his disastrous marriage to Mia Farrow.

All right.

All right.

All right. Better put on a pot of coffee, Marge. This could take a while.

All right. Come in. They know.

All right. Fine.

All right. Ganesh has been subdued.

All right. Go ahead.

All right. I can't waste any more time.

All right. I hear ya, honey.

All right. I tell you what I'll do

All right. I'll get out my checkbook. [Grumbles]

All right. I'll read one comic just to get me rollir.

All right. I'll throw in the killir for free.

All right. l'll only be gone for a second. Hey!

All right. Listen up. Listen up.

All right. Now, this geek bit is pretty straightforward.

All right. Sounds good.

All righty. Time for bed.

All that slime made this boar extra tender.

All the good names are taken.

All the layers of lead paint in this house made it the perfect bomb shelter.

All the previous owners of this house could still be in here somewhere.

All the way.

All these things cost money, and we just don't have it.

All these years, I should've been working on my act...

All those eyes... just leering and leering at us.

All we found were these oozing berries.

All will die unless it is stopped.

All you need is a car bomb and

All your hard work and grade grubbing have finally paid off.

Almost there.

Almost. [Grunts, Sighs]

Alone? Absolutely not. It's just too dangerous for an eight year old.

Also gaze at the Frito found in a bag of Doritos.

Although I'm morally opposed to the military industrial complex...

Although, that would cost $200.

Am I doomed to spend the rest of my life sweating like a pig?

Amen, sir. Mmm!

American tax dollars will help our allies...

An elephant and four castrati.

An enjoyment buzzer. [Laughing]

And [Laughs] thanks for squeezing back.

And 20% off everything?

And 42 of those years are Gill's!

And a commitment of 10 trillion years of labor.

And a one, and a two, and a three

And a spring for his curly tail.

And after we spent all the townspeople's money.

And all over America...

And all to raise money for the Springfield Fire Department...

And although my religion strictly forbids military service

And an entire pan of funeral fudge.

And another thing: when people come up to me and say, "Hey, little buddy."

And as a real person, I've made some humorous observations about real life.

And ask me to endorse some new sports utility vehicle.

And at the risk of sounding a little smug

And Bart was eagerly awaiting his first day of school.

And beer.

And bone we will.

And bring us the finest food you got stuffed with the second finest.

And by gum, it put them on the map!

And can't someone else scoop out that nasty kitty litter?

And charge it all to my Players Club card.

And charge it to my Players Club card.

And corporate loopholes, we only pay three dollars a year.

And damn good cherry pie.

And did a different kind of story.

And don't worry your pretty blue head about it.

And dragging the garbage to the curb?

And earned our respect and admiration.

And eventually, they were rescued by...

And every night the monkey butlers will regale us with jungle stories.

And foam under flooring for enanced standability."

And for every ball we buy, a dollar goes to Amnesty International.

And for the tribute, I need a volunteer to present an oral report...

And for what? Aid to ungrateful foreigners...

And go the whole nine yards?

And go we shall, because it is in the going that we

And hand it over to Communist Cuba, then I'm guilty of that too.

And he is so funny you could plotz. At least according to his press release.

And he's been working here for 10 years.

And he's going to take us to a wonderful new planet

And he's so thoughtful. Last night he bought all the seats in a movie theater...

And here I am using my legs like a sucker.

And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.

And here we have a lovely gourmet kitchen

And hit me over the head with a hat? That's not funny. That hurts!

And how come everyone gets a bedpan...

And I can be kind of thick sometimes. [Chuckles]

And I can do everything I've always wanted!

And I come before you good people tonight with an idea.

And I could sure use a good offensive tackle.

And I didn't really care for it.

And I feel like there's nothing I can't do.

And I forgot to take the little parasol out.

And I have something to tell you.

And I have to walk all the way over there?

And I know how to do it.

And I know just the place.

And I know they're up here. I just need a better foothold.

And I liked it.

And I quit.

And I ran out of butter, so I had to spray the English muffins with PAM.

And I suggest you consider him to replace me.

And I tell you somethir else, I do not believe Winston Churchill...

And I want to put something nice on the card, like, um

And I will shout slogans at you.

And I won't feel right until I return your deposit.

And I wondered if I could rub the angel with my foot for good luck

And I'll be able to tackle all the hard hitting childrers news...

And I'll have a big head start on opening presents.

And I'm a wonderful man.

And I'm also well aware that today is Friday.

And I'm gonna be right there with 'em.

And I'm not even tired.

And I'm tellir you, the Canyonero is the Cadillac of automobiles.

And I'm the one who withered your livestock...

And ideals this jacket represents.

And if a man pretending to be me could do it...

And if he hangs around with you...

And if I wasrt so afraid of clowns, I'd give you a big hug.

And if it's a crime to bribe a jury...

And if it's a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government...

And if you still don't think guns are great, we'll argue some more.

And in my leisure time, I like to build furniture...

And in my two extra years on this planet...

And isn't that the best gift of all?

And it didn't cost us a dime.

And it has "freedom" written all over it.

And it only transports matter.

And Jimbo, the school bully...

And just inches from your bed. Talk about luxury.

And just think, we are the first people to hear its song...

And keeping the king of England out of your face.

And l I felt it was my duty to deliver the grim news to his mother.

And later, I'm gonna get Gilligars autograph.

And left me for dead.

And let it appreciate in value.

And let's not forget the folks who just don't feel like working, God bless 'em.

And Lisa's gifts were going to waste.

And look at this!

And look! Barney's not even drunk yet.

And Maggie doesn't seem to be growing at all

And married... to the sweetest guy in the world!

And maybe a little wine for the older kids.

And maybe lose the "me so sorry" bit.

And maybe one of those dogs. What do they do?

And meet her you shall.

And Mommy, What's Wrong with that Mars Face?

And more a faceless slug.

And most of that time, you're drunk off your ass.

And my dream is to go back and become principal of the elementary school.

And my gifts are still going to waste.

And never at someone, or with, and not

And no one will ever mention it again...

And nobody deserves this more than you.

And not have it turn into a story about Bart?

And now he just lies there struggling to breathe.

And now he's dumb as a chimp.

And now it's finally paying off.

And now let's hear it for our celebrity auctioneer Krusty!

And now please rise for our opening hymn...

And now the only way to clear him is to turn myself in.

And now they're out there somewhere, naked as the day God made them!

And now, Bart's been looking into that alleged ham salad...

And now, Kidz Newz. ## [Singing Melody]

And now, ladies and gentlemen...

And now, Marge, I'd like to welcome you to the family...

And now, the all new comedy stylings of...

And now, with an editorial reply, here's a small girl.

And now... you must die.

And on Christmas.

And one cockroach.

And our beef jerky is now nearly rectum free.

And our stop gap solution is getting cranky.

And peace of mind is what you shall have.

And pies cooling softly on the windowsill. [Chuckles]

And please don't deprive yourself of wonderful books like...

And realize we've wasted our whole lives.

And reduced me to livir in a dump.

And remember, this information is highly classified.

And return to the humble pleasures of the neighborhood shopkeeper.

And right here's where they found the torso heap

And scrubbing is what you shall do.

And sent a good woman into his waiting

And she'll make a fine piece of kindlir.

And Sherri, but not Terri.

And showed me that life was won'th living.

And since most of my clients wind up losing their houses...

And so is the Bible!

And so, just as things looked their worst

And soiled mattresses

And some people think that Joe used to sit down there, near those ducks.

And some purists will tell you...

And some reduced fat soda.

And sometimes I feel so smothered by this family...

And still have no clue what it means.

And take your children away to eat them!

And talk about weak coffee.

And tardy taxpayers are scrambling to mail their returns by midnight.

And tell the fat cats upstairs things are gonna change in this town!

And tell your mom that Marge is your wife.

And thanks to my prudent editing, tonight's special Halloween show...

And that inscription is still there today.

And that this is all crazy?

And that, my children...

And that's fine in small doses.

And that's how an heroic hippo became a deputy.

And that's how I earned the Iron Cross.

And that's how, with a few minor adjustments...

And that's how, with a few minor adjustments...

And that's when the CHUDs came at me.

And that's why today bananas are called "yellow fatty beans."

And the Blunchblack of Blotre Blame.

And the colors are all wrong...

And the embassy shipped me home, and here I am.

And the floor was donated by American SuperBall.

And the name died before the man."

And the next marksman is William Tell, Jr.!

And the path you choose now may be the one you follow for the rest of your life.

And the presents.

And the question mark leaves the door open for a sequel.

And the rest!

And the school nurse says Bart has the plague.

And the season hasn't even started yet.

And the truth!

And the world's fattest racehorse.

And the wrath and the truncheons. [Gibberish]

And then it got really hot and caught on fire!

And then some.

And then to have a discussion about where it could be placed in a room.

And then we came out here to take a break.

And then we go through your bird book and make up silly captions

And there was an obstruction in torpedo tube number one.

And there was that submarine with the screen doors.

And there's enough slime for all of us. We're saved!

And there's no need to thank us. We carnival folks look out for each other.

And there's no one there to hear my various witty remarks.

And they look pretty poisonous.

And they're cutting off our service.

And they're still covered with schmutz?

And they've asked me to select an outstanding student to be anchorchild.

And they've opened their hearts to us.

And things look good for the Mom Dad Grad gift corridor.

And this guy, uh, with all the jokes he does.

And this is for pushing me off the cliff!

And this is for shooting down police helicopters.

And this is the butler's pantry, where Mrs. Astor concealed herself.

And this olive is you. Now

And thou shalt takest two of every creature

And though they may be ratlike in appearance...

And ties? You bet!

And to cool off, nothir beats Fruitopia

And to think you wanted me to crawl, Marge.

And we never did.

And we've all found happiness, every one of us.

And what he was stirring was up trouble.

And what really fries me is you returned his check!

And when he reaches the top, Mr. Simpson here...

And when I get you all alone"

And when I look in your eyes..

And when our galactic vehicle is complete, he will take us to our new home: Blisstonia.

And when they told us he was missing...

And where's my furshlugginer pastrami sandwiches?

And who can tell me where thunder and lightning come from?

And yet here they are, making flags out of old clothes.

And you aren't helping a bit.

And you can have it all for just $500.

And you can't set your alarm clocks, 'cause I've got 'em.

And you can't stop me!

And you get a third wall for your cubicle.

And you know how l feel about hellholes.

And you look as handsome as the day we were married.

And you, Marge, the bringer of beer

And you're gonna work like you've never worked before.

And you're like the father I never visit.

And you're payir for it the rest of your life.

And your continental breakfast.

And your credibility is just Wow.

And your Powersauce bars and your taught, rippling

And your stink brings tears to my eyes

And, I can only assume, still is.

And, if possible, a coconut Nintendo system.

And, oh [Groans]

And, uh, right now, I gotta be reeking of it.

Animals are crapping in our houses, and we're picking it up.

Another bag of chips, Mr. Talmadge?

Another famous Indian was Crazy Horse.

Another super year with a super lady. Good night, honey.

Answer this, Professor.

Any of these islands would make a fine new country.

Any questions?

Anybody up for some clog dancing?

Anybody who doesn't sell a house their first week gets fired.

AnyhoW, l must'ye looked at somebody the Wrong Way...

Anyhow, the U.N. shut the factory down last week...

Anyone else want a beer?

Anyone like a draft beer?

Anything? Well, that's a start.

Anytime, honey. Just remember

Anytime, my angel.

Anyway, have you ever wondered what it feels like to touch a star?

Anyway, I think those garbagemen are starting to crack.

Apartment? Oh, no. No, no.

Apu, wake up!

Apu, your arranged bride, Manjula, is a sweet, refined, chaste woman.

Apu. Remember me?

Archaeologists have been studying it for decades...

Archie.

Are caused by you six guys.

Are no place for three unescorted ladies

Are obviously the products of mental conditioning

Are we gonna let politics get in the way of our friendship?

Are we still in Little ltaly?

Are you asking me out?

Are you crazy? That's suicide.

Are you crazy? You'll never make it.

Are you going to put me in "Star Snoop"?

Are you implying I'm in some sort of financial trouble?

Are you kidding? I stunk up the joint.

Are you ready to get Duffed?

Are you ready to rock? 'Cause here we go.

Are you sure you don't wanna go to a doctor?

Are you sure you ladies wouldn't prefer some gingerbread children instead?

Are you sure you want to go through with this, sir?

Are you sure you'll be okay?

Are you sure? 'Cause we're prepared to offer you...

Are you sure? It's free.

Are you thinking of joining the naval reserve?

Are you wearing my self defense whistle?

Area 51?

Aren't meant to be trifled with.

Arert I entitled to a little dignity?

Arert there any good bachelors in this town?

Arert we forgetting something, Marge? You were down $5,200 dollars.

Arert we forgetting the true meaning of this day? The birth of Santa.

Arert you tired of having to peel that last snotty Kleenex...

Argh! Now we bury the treasure.

Argh. We'll dig up the treasure in seven yar.

Armin Tamzarian is an unsavory character who played us all for chumps.

Armirs liquor, Armirs copy of Swank, Armirs frozen peas.

As "Welcome to Springfield Airport" and "Where's Nordstrom?"

As a matter of fact, I do.

As a no good street punk.

As a nuclear sub was hijacked by local man Homer Simpson.

As a second grader to produce my own TV show...

As a spineless, potato cooking housewife who can't compete in the real world?

As angel supporters lay waste to Springfield's scientific institutions.

As for Science versus Religion, I'm issuing a restraining order.

As for the rest of you [Cackling]

As Homer's defense attorney, I feel we should be merci

As I was saying, things couldn't be worse for Lisa or Bart.

As long as it's tasteful.

As long as you have absolutely no follow up questions

As to how you are "differently abled"?

As well as his past, present, future and mother.

Assault weapons have gotten a lot of bad press lately...

At least I'd like to.

At least the burglar's having a merry Christmas.

At least you got to choose your mate.

At least, it would be for most families.

At One World Trade Plaza.'

At that point, you will report back here for torture and beheading.

At the abandoned penitentiary.

At the carnival? Cool.

At the sight of this button applicator.

At your service, milady.

Attention on deck! Captain Tennille wishes to address you.

Attention shoppers, Register 9 is now open for your shopping convenience.

Attention, all citizens.

Attention, children

Attention, everyone. Let's all give thanks to the Leader for this glorious day.

Attention, fugitives. You are leaving U.S. jurisdiction.

Attention, Homer Simpson. You have 10 seconds to explain your actions...

Authorities believe the wave of towel snappings will get worse...

Aw, aren't you sweet? Hey, my pearls.

Aw, but we wanna stare at the ice dude.

Aw, cheer up. Here, have a flower.

Aw, cheer up. We'll catch this guy.

Aw, come on, Dad. Get on the trolley.

Aw, come on, Moe. Think of all you have to offer besides money.

Aw, come on! Pick up the pace!

Aw, crap!

Aw, geez!

Aw, Lisa, it doesn't look so bad.

Aw, listen, fella. I got a son of my own. Here.

Aw, look, Homie, our wedding cake.

Aw, man! You ruined the atmosphere, ya daft pansy!

Aw, Marge, I don't wanna hear any more about that silver polish.

Aw, Mom's only been in twice.

Aw, nuts.

Aw, please. What don't they learn?

Aw, please. What don't they learn?

Aw, thanks, boy.

Aw, thanks, Mom.

Aw, that's my girl. I love you, Marjorie.

Aw, that's sweet, honey. I'll bring you back a hat.

Aw, there's nobody for Moe.

Aw, they just came for the buffalo wings.

Aw, they mushed it all out of shape.

Aw, tough break. She's a beautiful lady.

Aw, we're never gonna get that fire engine.

Aw!

Aw. Good bye, everyone.

Aw. Those poor badgers are soaked.

Ay, ay, ay, my gates. Ay! Johnny C. gave me those.

Aye, aye, aye, where did you get this, ya shrunken old hag, ya?

Aye, aye, ya big dummy.

Azarla and Shearer, you're cut. Flrestone, you're cut. So Is Judge.

Back into the hold. We'll try Canada.

Back off, Bart. This may be the only chance I get...

Back then, The Artist Formerly Known as Prince was currently known as Prince.

Back to center! Center holds it! Holds it! Holds it!

Back to the wing. Back to the center.

Back when he was your age, he was smart as a chimp.

Baldy boy hits wire, head comes off...

Baloney! You came here to put me in a home.

Banks are open. Old people are walking the streets with impunity.

Bariaga, Aruglia, and Pizzoza!

Barney ain't never comin' back.

Barney, where's my car?

Barney? That was me! And I'd do it again.

Bart didn't get cut. What a surprise.

Bart Simpson telling you to lock the doggy in the barn...

Bart was miserable at school...

Bart, are you in there?

Bart, I told you not to leave that TV on.

Bart, it's too nice a day to leave Ralph in a closet.

Bart, no fireworks! Put that back!

Bart, put down that yellow sweater.

Bart, this climb is the most difficult ordeal I have ever faced.

Bart, this could be priceless!

Bart, this is Patches.

Bart, what have I told you about throwing money away at that joke shop?

Bart, what were you doing outside?

Bart, what were you doing outside?

Bart, why are you doing that?

Bart, would you like to read a book?

Bart, you're brushing your teeth with my twig.

Bart! Is that you?

Bart! Yes.

Bart's a tub. Lisa's weak as a little girl.

Bart's absolutely right.

Bart's gonna be late.

Bart's not exactly the brightest penny in the fountain.

Bart's show? If everybody knew what a phony Bart was...

Bart's with us, law girl. Step aside.

Be on the lookout for a 1936 maroon Stutz Bearcat.

Be right back.

Beach pistol. Scandalously revealing thong.

Beauty is all around us, and not just in pageants and parlors.

Because cubicles are for closers, Marge.

Because I'm an idiot! Happy?

Because I've had my hands full with Apu's mother.

Because it's so dilapidated. [Groans]

Because of your lack of faith, you've ruined mankind's chance for salvation.

Because the moment that sweet, sweet beer hit my tongue...

Because the next thing l kneW, l Was running for my life.

Because we'll never forget it.

Because your father has a big surprise for you.

Beep, beep. Clear the couch. It's Krusty time.

Beer? [Salivating]

Before all this happened.

Before I wound up in front of a judge.

Before it gets better.

Before Marge yells at you again.

Before this yearly custom became an annual tradition.

Behold the ravages of age.

Behold!

Believe me, I'd like to. [Laughs]

Besides, it's mine. Yoink!

Besides, this is just another place...

Bet your left arm's tingling too, huh?

Better not risk it.

Between Kearney and Mr. Largo ended in a disqualification...

Between now and when I wake up, amen.

Between the Mississippi National Guard and the League of Women Voters.

Bill Gates? Billionaire computer nerd Bill Gates?

Blackmail and Laughter

Blacula, followed by Blackenstein...

Blankets, radio.

Blanking blankers "Sincerely, Moe."

Blll Schultz and Wolf and Sllverman.

Bombproof and battering ram resistant.

Bones, schmones.

Boo yah! Wow, you must've told a whopper to unload that death trap.

Booze, booze and more booze

Booze, Drugs, Guns, Lies...

Bored, are ya? Lisa, go cut me a switch.

Boring!

Boring! I'll take you to a place that's really romantic.

Boring! Spend it on something fun.

Boring! What's that fire for?

Botched face lift. You could learn a lot from him, Maryann.

Bow down before me, everyone, for I am your king!

Boy, drag me back outside.

Boy, I guess I was wrong about that earring. It saved us all.

Boy, I'll tell ya. [Chuckles] They only come out at night.

Boy, I'm feeling this. Ow

Boy, it's nice.

Boy, seeing that stomach surgery made me hungry.

Boy, that phony schmaltz of yours sure is powerful stuff.

Brad and Neil were quite insistent you not die

Brad, a word?

Brad, could Homer have made it this far...

Brain, how can l ever thank you?

Brilliant! Brilliant! Okay, let's do another...

Brilliant. [Laughs]

Brothers and sisters, there is still a witch among us.

Brothers and sisters...

Build one hell of a spaceship!

Burn 'em all!

But [Laughs]

But a good idea is a good idea.

But all I did was tell the truth.

But all we've ascertained from satellite photos is that it's not on the roof.

But also for doctor's appointments, dental checkups...

But an ironed shirt? Damn, that's tempting!

But aren't you tired of waking up early...

But at least you're trying to set things straight.

But be afraid also tremendously afraid

But bending the truth? I don't know.

But can anyone who loves animals that much really be crazy?

But can the garbageman really do all the things you said?

But did you steal my air conditioner?

But distributed by a heartless, multinational corporation.

But doesn't provide any real protection.

But enough about my work. What did you want to show me, Lisa?

But first, before Skinner shows up, I have a secret announcement.

But first, there's a little matter of the carny code.

But he ate our food!

But he is not a porn star!

But he was at least as big a weenie as Sergeant Skinner.

But he's no ordinary visitor. In fact, uh, you might say

But he's really grown on me.

But I also know you care about the race for sanitation commissioner.

But I broke free and went on a bit of a bender.

But I can rebuild!

But I can't figure out what, if anything, CompuGlobalHyperMeganet does.

But I can't leave the country.

But I can't play quarterback. I don't even know how.

But I do a pretty fair Columbo impression.

But I don't hear a dob.

But I don't know if I'd trust him with my garbage.

But I got a few complaints that your game is crooked.

But I got a few complaints that your game is crooked.

But I guess I gotta take my medicine.

But I have something more important to say.

But I have something more important to say.

But I have to have a gun. It's in the Constitution.

But I like your pixie drink.

But I managed to shoot him in the spine.

But I really wanted to see that exhibit.

But I really wish we could make peace before sunset.

But I swear I didn't do it! [Burps]

But I want to go.

But I was hoping we could get a scholarship of some sort.

But I was too busy selling out.

But I'm goir in for surgery tomorrow...

But I'm gonna make it.

But I'm lost and I need to know where

But I'm more concerned about your gravy level.

But I'm so darn mad it's gonna be mostly head.

But I'm still short a tandoori oven..

But I'm under indictment for accepting bribes from military contractors.

But I've taken a real shine to you.

But if you don't mind...

But if you really want to walk on the wild side...

But if you want to believe a bunch of crazy promises...

But in a larger sense, this trial will settle the age old question...

But in a way, having nothing reminds us how lucky we really are.

But in a way, isn't he everyone's son?

But instead, I'm leaving town forever.

But instead, I'm leaving town forever.

But is that really enough to honor our brave soldiers?

But it could be that there's just no room in this modern world...

But it doesn't look safe. And the guy running it looks a little seedy.

But it doesn't mean you can't live a long and pointless life.

But it is insured for five grand.

But it required a stopover in New York City.

But it's all too clear that some things in this universe...

But it's always just out of reach.

But it's an insult to everything I suffered for.

But it's the last day of the Isis exhibit!

But l can't leave my car until the parking guy gets here.

But last month Joe made a discovery

But listen to this.

But look at all the stores! A Pottery Barn!

But Maude's folks are here, and, uh, they're a tad touchy about odors.

But Maude's folks are here, and, uh, they're a tad touchy about odors.

But me, I'm a risk taker.

But Mr. Burns gave me my job, and he hasn't fired me...

But Mr. McClure, what is D.N.A.?

But Mr. Tamzarian pulled himself up from the streets...

But my apologies always sound so forced.

But not anymore, baby.

But not so lame.

But now I have to leave on a totally unrelated matter.

But on Fridays, you come straight home after school!

But one thing's for sure, you do exist.

But only because Manjula's getting on in years.

But people will see me paired up with a doofus.

But right now Mommy needs a tetanus shot.

But Rod picked his dad. It's a matter of family honor.

But she had so much knowledge, it overloaded.

But since there's no proof, I must find him not guilty.

But sometimes daddies have to say no, honey.

But surely I deserve some credit for

But surely you can't put a price on your family's lives.

But that doesn't mean we can't find you a woman.

But that skunk McAllister was never seen again.

But that skunk McAllister was never seen again.

But that trivializes the whole idea of Kidz Newz.

But the beauty is you get to stay in the house until it's sold.