The Simpsons - Season 17 Edit

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A beak which calls out death a doodle doo.

A bear can't be a mailman.

A bicycle built for two!

A bit different, a bit weird.

A bom shabai

A bom shabai

A bom shabai

A bom shabai

A bom shabai

A bom shabai

A bom shabai

A bom shabai

A bom shabai

A bom shabai means "vote union.

A bom shabai.

A bom shabai.

A book?

A bra cada bra.

A brightly colored car hurt my eyes!

A bullet in the brain at high noon!

A bunch of moist eyed mothers.

A bunch of stupid cables.

A carpenter named Joseph

A caveman!

A chimp that size could tear your son's head right off!

A Christmas tree, what a great name.

A cow took my iPod and I punched it!

A devoted husband.

A doctor?

A few days of much needed r and r?

A fine year for Camrys.

A frozen mailman somehow buried in ice several decades ago.

A G.I. left her with Child.

A girl named Linda.

A Lamborgotti Fasterossa?

A little party tonight to celebrate that only half of us have died so far.

A little.

A lot of gunk gets stuck in it.

A McDonald's where you can get booze!

A mental challenge.

A metal bar at tooth level.

A miserable toad under the thumb of the biggest bitch this side

A missing link.

A mixer? I don't know.

A moral dilemma posed by a young boy... no, a girl.

A movie star or maybe

A nail file, a farmer's almanac, a gun with no bullets,

A new car? May I suggest an Oldsmobile?

A nice foreign number.

A nickel in a water bottle!

A penny. This is my lucky day.

A photo of yourself with a smiling child.

A picture of me with a smiling child.

A picture of myself with a smiling child.

A place where we can play bridge with our neighbors.

A plane made out of guns that fires guns.

A plus.

A pregnant virgin?

A primal mnemonic response

A purpose.

A real nail biter here at Mile High Stadium.

A real wetsuit instead of one

A robot with guns for arms shooting

A robot?

A scam?! Not according to Eddie F. From Tucson,

A series of horny events.

A stamp museum?

A strong man?

A system!

A tandem bicycle!

A tea house!

A Texas penny it is!

A toilet what still has its seat

A tree that's been alone for far too long.

A wooly bully!

Aaa, long story.

Aah!

Aah! Help me, Jesus!

Aah! Screw you, you stupid thing!

Aah.. Yes.

Abe, Abe, Abe!

Abe, I know you've been real depressed lately

ABE: A shaving kit?

ABE: By Christmas Eve, our hopes of rescue were fading.

ABE: Days turned to weeks. Weeks turned to months.

About a class of remedial reading students

About a ship called the bounty.

About all the terrible things you've done?

About enough to buy a new plasma tv.

About me getting other people's mail.

About teenagers in Orange County.

About the incessant swaddling, all hours, day and night.

About what you saw in the Simpsons' house.

About what? How nothing changed when you were in there?

Absolutely not.

Absolutely.

Acceptance came slowly.

Act like you're in love with me.

Acting like the chief doesn't make you the chief.

Action figure puddle, something we think was an air conditioner,

Action, treasure, water, a guy.

Actual paper.

Actually, in our system of belief, there are many gods.

Actually, it's decided by committee, but, you know,

Actually, Justin and I are going to the Oregon Shakespeare Festival.

Actually, sir, I believe he's about to die of dehydration.

Actually, we were gonna call you, Mr. Simpson.

Adequate

Admit it. We were born to fall into

Adorable little neck because I want to

Aflac!

After all I do for your father, he still doesn't trust me.

After he choked in that soccer game.

After I let him feel me up during the Depression.

After I salved every chicken pock on your ungrateful body?

After seeing how happy you were

After that, who gives a hobo's crap?

After years of pain and reduced mobility.

Again!

Again!

Again!

Again!

Ah, ah, Santa Maria!

Ah, but could you add a bacon nose,

Ah, dad.

Ah, don't forget the menu for our scrapbook.

Ah, don't worry, boys.

Ah, it's all a big scam. This booth?

Ah, let him have his fun.

Ah, Marge, I love you.

Ah, Mr. Milhouse, thank goodness!

Ah, Mr. Milhouse, thank goodness!

Ah, now feel free to come by the main house for breakfast,

Ah, perfetto.

Ah, poop in your fist.

Ah, shut up and hand me more Moe heads.

Ah, this trial is the biggest load of...

Ah, Tuscany. Fortune is finally smiling upon me.

Ah, wise man. eh? Pick two.

Ah! Revenge is a dish best served

Ah! That was awesome!

Ah... (HUFFS)

Ah... I get it.

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh! (CONTINUES SCREAMING)

Ahh! Oh, come on now!

Ahh! This is too scary. Change back!

Ahhh!

Ahhh! That's my opening joke,

Ahhh...

Ain't love grand, tito?

Ain't no party like a Lenny party 'cause a Lenny party don't stop.

Ain't that right, victor?

Ain't you got call waiting?

All diddily aside, boys. What is it about her you miss so much?

All expenses paid?

All hail the king of the cats.

All he did was try to help a young couple find their way.

All I do is get in trouble.

All I know is that no one is better than anyone else,

All I need are these everyday objects:

All I see is an empty grave. Why don't you fill it, you lazy bastard!

All I wanted to do was join a group

All I'm saying is...

All I've ever been is a groundskeeper.

All right, Bob,

All right, I can see this is all up to me.

All right, I'm going to open this cage, but no biting!

All right, Marge, time to remember Admiral Awesome!

All right, nap time.

All right, Ralphie. Let's see what you can do with a hundred.

All right, shoot it in the fireplace.

All right, we get ii.

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right! Commercials!

All right.

All right.

All right. And there you have it.

All right. Just this once, you can take a drink out of my special water bottle.

All right. Let's just try one more lesson.

All right. Thank you, Cat Lady. See you in the spin room.

All right...

All them pictures of Bert and Lucy.

All this hoo haw about girls and math is silly.

All we got is ketchup.

All we need now is, uh, er, uh,

All we're saying is go in and chat with these guys.

All with brand new carpeting.

ALL; Oh!

ALL: (CHANTING) Fight! Fight! Fight!

ALL: (CHANTING) Toilet! Toilet!

ALL: (CHANTING) Toilet! Toilet! Toilet!

ALL: (CHANTING) Untidy! Untidy! Untidy!

ALL: Aww!

ALL: Bare hair! Bare hair!

ALL: Me!

ALL: No!

ALL: Ooh...

ALL: Ooh...

ALL: Sideshow Bob!

ALL: The scabbing will heal!

ALL: Wow. Hey, nice rope.

Almost anyone's got a chance now.

Along with my big brother, Cyrus.

Also known as a sea cow or dugong.

Also known as the Crazy Cat Lady.

Also we're going to take your land and wipe you out.

Also, I can't sleep at night

Also, I don't know where Bart is.

Also, when's the Cap'n crunch movie coming out?

Although you should be jogging.

Although, we were evil spirits, we'd probably assume the shape of your parents.

Always double bolt your easel.

Am I in heaven or hell?

Am I right?

Am I right? (CROWD JEERING)

Am I wearing women's clothes?

Amen.

America decides, and million dollar fart off.

Americana? What the hell could that mean?

Americano?

Ample time to circumnavigate the globe, booger breath.

An albatross.

An alternative theory on the origin of man.

An applicant needs outstanding grades... Check.

An identical list of ten items.

An oogly boogly!

And "off season knee surgery boulevard"?

And a clean white shirt

And a genie comes out.

And a new rope!

And a robot would take your mind off your dead son.

And a sense of "once again everything is back to where it started,"

And a week later you'll be back to your old thoughtless self.

And already,

And an ass that's not equipped for an adult diet.

And another Veronica. And another.

And as the owner of Springfield's largest southpaw shop,

And at the end, all you get is someone yelling, “You screwed me up."

And azure and lemon and russet and gray and gold...

And because of a drawing of myself having romantic congress with a merman...

And bodell jenks the third crashes into bodell jenks!

And boxes and boxes of you figure it out.

And bring him to me!

And Buck Mitchell can't find the handle.

And by being corrected, I learned!

And childhood's the safest time.

And coffee breaks.

And contemplating how, just when you're drowning

And could you ask Mommy to come to Daddy in a dream

And cream and crimson And silver and rose

And dagnabit, that's the way I'm going to live the rest of my life.

And did you know that little baby Jesus

And don't start a puke war that you cannot finish.

And don't think I'm gonna screw it up, because I won't!

And don't you try to stop us!

And downtown pedestrian mall!

And dynamite igniting

And eating bonbons.

And every one was Stuart Little.

And every time, the pick of the week has been right on the money.

And everyone is the best at everything.

And feed the monkey a peach full of antifreeze.

And fica wasn't helping.

And flex time.

And great big balls of yam

And he avoids the toro with a masterful Veronica.

And he did?

And he kisses you with that mouth?

And he never does.

And he sends one into the slug o sphere.

And he was played by the three greatest names in the history of television:

And he's great with the neighbors!

And he's never stopped.

And help build them a...

And her husband's so fat, that's immoral

And here's how to push his.

And here's me showing a bag of apples who's boss.

And here's the knave what's responsible.

And here's the pitch to Buck Mitchell.

And his bizarre attempt to hijack a 747.

And his name starts with "M."

And his ship was the beagle, which reminds me of snoopy, my favorite peanut!

And Homer can spend more time with our kids.

And Homer, you gotta keep your head in the game, all right?

And how is our lovely Marge?

And how will this affect your job at the power plant?

And how. But this is different.

And hurled a Thermos brand thermos onto the street!

And I also need to use your bathroom.

And I always got the spillover.

And I always will.

And I am glad you're okay.

And I can assure you there were cookies in there.

And I can do anything.

And I can get big laughs with tennis balls.

And I can pick out as many toys as I want?

And I can see how deeply you feel about them.

And I can tell from your basic level of courtesy

And I could be one of those two!

And I did get better at math,

And I do not call that doing the dishes.

And I don't know who's more handsome,

And I don't want to see you turning to that!

And I got my 16 year old body back!

And I guess I am a little funky.

And I had to start at the bottom.

And I have a name. It's Doug.

And I have to pee.

And I know what's happening

And I say a monkey can mow our lawn!

And I slept in mold

And I tell her, "I wanna see your Naples."

And I think it makes a terrific point:

And I throw out all your old comics.

And I totally unearth these gold coins, and I'm all like,

And I want to see cops beating up hippies.

And I want you to know that I deeply respect your...

And I will be your campaign manager!

And I will do it in time for the school science fair.

And I will make thee a hat from construction paper.

And I'd also like to know why your hand is in that cast.

And I'll do it with or without you.

And I'll find out what a mayor does!

And I'll never mention him again.

And I'll perform in the sex scenes!

And I'll take you back, if you can guess tonight's attendance.

And I'm a very good noticer

And I'm Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the telephone.

And I'm good.

And I'm Jared from the Subway ads.

And I'm joined in the broadcast booth

And I'm jumbo shrimp!

And I'm keeping all the toys for myself,

And I'm never sick of drinkin' these.

And I'm not allowed to take the boys' math.

And I'm one Snickers pie away from losing my foot to diabetes!

And I'm receiving.

And I'm sick of eating at restaurant chains

And I've never buried anyone alive.

And if there's a problem here, it's that you keep expecting him to change.

And if there's no further business,

And if they're interested in wife swapping, who am I to say no?

And if you are, your loneliness saddens me.

And if you say yes now, it'll make a great act break.

And if you want a quickie annulment and remarriage,

And if you were the mayor,

And if you're not paying, I'm not paying.

And is desperately trying to get out.

And it burns, burns, burns the ring of fire, the ring of fire

And it was really, really wrong.

And it'll send your itchies packin'.

And it's an unavoidable part of life.

And it's been in plain sight the entire evening.

And it's not yielded nothin'.

And it's owned by a corporation, so you know it's safe.

And its 99.99997% accuracy,

And its drunken, decadent sinners.

And joining me by video uplink,

And joust!

And lastly, how do you write a check?

And like america's credibility on the world stage, that ball is gone.

And literature is filled with tales of redemption

And lost many times.

And making up for lost time.

And Marge, there are certain things

And maybe I'm talking like this

And maybe someday, you'll teach us to love.

And Mayor Joe Quimby will keep his job, which I didn't want anyway.

And meanwhile, I'll be one of those weird guys who's 35

And mice to eat

And mix in with the crowd scenes.

And moving all operations to India.

And Mr. G.K. Willington Esquire.

And Mrs...

And my brain flushed outwith vinegar.

And my closer, and my saver, and my topper! (SOBS)

And my son Bart Simpson.

And my son is no mama's boy!

And my thong notch is on fire! How much?

And my toenails

And myrrh, which I am re gifting, 'cause who needs myrrh?

And Nelson's a raccoon.

And never let us be heard.

And never soil my suit

And next week on Fox catch the new OC spinoff, Pomona.

And no matter what, that makes you my hero.

And no one cared about my feelings! (CHUCKLES)

And no one's wrong... till I say so.

And not church happy. For real happy.

And not just at 2:00 A.M.On the USA network.

And not taking a walking tour of famous doors.

And now for our main event, the rubber duck race!

And now here's somethingfrom my new album.

And now I'm off.

And now I'm using sarcasm to confess the whole thing,

And now let us bow our heads in silent prayer.

And now let's welcome the Leroy Neiman of Seamen,

And now my rarely seen wife

And now that it's here, there are so many feelings, I I...

And now that treasure is somewhere down there.

And now that you are here with me I am in a dream oh,

And now the finalists for Best Costume.

And now there's something I've got to tell you.

And now to bring joy to boys and girls around the world!

And now we can tell you the secret plans for our fundraiser.

And now we're in Nevada State Prison.

And now, if you like, I'll take you to him.

And now, mangiate!

And of course you'd never attack a fellow herbivore!

And our la, la, la

And park it under the pier at low tide.

And people nearby with Rod and Todd's blood type.

And people say when we're on stage,

And people will listen to my loose brained nonsense.

And perhaps a bit erotic

And please tell Mrs. Simpson it's rude to eavesdrop on our prayers.

And prosecuting the case against Lisa

And really stick it to him on the money.

And red and yellow And green and brown

And remember, you have a checkup next thursday.

And remember: What happens in Tahiti stays in Tahiti.

And replace it with knickknacks and curios!

And rubber bands to hold it all together.

And ruby and olive and violet and...

And sadistic than lever imagined.

And say my character just got stabbed.

And scarlet and black And ocher and peach

And she hopes you brake the guy's arm

And ship it directly back to me.

And shows up at high school basketball games.

And since you didn't tell us not to, you owe us 10 bucks.

And sing a round while you do.

And so we don't have another disaster,

And some iced tea for the lady, please. Bombardment!

And son, l want to make one thing clear.

And squeezing me up here and jiggling me down there,

And still not feel like a fruit

And straighten out all these fears you have.

And tell him how to cut our sandwiches?

And tell me I'm not fat!

And tell me more about my wonderful Roberto.

And thank you, God, for letting Mrs. Simpson come over.

And that came from Mr. Flanders buying back his own stuff.

And that Dr. Hibbert was so boring.

And that guy can't find a girlfriend. I'll never figure it out.

And that job's taken.

And that makes tonight Father's Day Eve.

And that means a lot to a woman.

And that's just the receptionist!

And that's just what they'll do

And that's not your strong suit, big guy.

And that's why I didn't have time to study for my geography test.

And that's why Lou Gehrig was a selfish cry baby who deserved to die.

And that's why we're always...

And the award for outstanding achievement

And the cops can't do nothing about it.

And the corrida del toro has begun.

And the nurses were all kissed out.

And the one thing about friends is that they stick together!

And the ones we can't save, we put to good use.

And the only one you should be giving chicken grease neck rubs to is me.

And the rack of an angel.

And the register?

And the rope broke?

And the size of the mailman's bell bottoms

And the stove.

And the winner is Ned Flanders!

And the winner is...

And their teacher who wants to be taken seriously.

And then he kissed me

And then he kissed me

And then he kissed me.

And then I will use it to bombard you! Bombardment!

And then opportunity strolled right in the door.

And then when I did, the war was over

And then you'll give it to me, if you know what's good for ya.

And then...

And there we have it.

And there's alight inside her that makes everyone else look better.

And there's bananas in that tree up there.

And there's his morn and dad going... (MIMICKING MOANS)

And there's some producers.

And there's the duff blimp...

And there's where we make "the worst damn comedy show, period."

And these are my friends, the Cheery Red Tomatoes.

And these Power Rangers Underoos

And they call me a murderer!

And they need to work through it in therapy

And they'll realize what really matters. Each other.

And things kinda got away from us.

And think professor pigskin is always right.

And thinks he's a god and broken off all contact with the outside world?

And this is the lady in my life.

And this must be Bart and Lisa.

And those eggs are ready to hatch!

And tie it off so we can use it as an underwater guideline.

And tired!

And to think you doubted him, Smithers.

And to think, for all these years I've been a gecko man.

And totally need volunteers.

And treated like I deserve.

And TV that aren't cute anymore.

And we both know he sucked.

And we respect two things:

And we shall take revenge as a family.

And we'll always have what he wrote on our window shade.

And we're going to remove all evidence of

And we're on!

And we're the lymph!

And what a man!

And what if I say no?

And whatever it takes to make me happy,

And when I finally start to make some, you ruin it.

And when I passed out drunk

And when we got hitched, I just assumed she'd give up

And when you're done, here are the keys to your new shack.

And where's our crew?

And while you're working, I want to hear a sea chantey...

And who would suspect me, professor Jailbird?!

And why do you really want it anyway?

And will it be "r" or "hard r"?

And will there be anything else?

And win back your love!

And with 37 starting players

And with all the steroids they take, the players look like freaks

And with killer whales, but only the latter knew how to chew without humming.

And would they pay handsomely for the privilege?

And yet, lam with child.

And you are about to learn the story of my treasure.

And you are positive that man and ape cannot be related?

And you are? The wife of your wife's lover.

And you blew her off.

And you can get me anytime you want, handsome.

And you can talk!

And you compensated by marrying much older men?

And you get to meet the highest class of people.

And you have previously claimed

And you know, when we land, we've got a little surprise for ya.

And you make a lot of money you could really use.

And you may meet him again as your new father!

And you said it would never work.

And you said you graduated from typing school.

And you shove the dummy in the water.

And you will find me

And you will find me

And you won't!

And you'd better make us root for the protagonist!

And you'll all be getting free hats,

And you'll be lucky if you grow up to be garbage!

And you're just sitting here?

And you're too much of a spineless coward for that.

And you've already resorted to cannibalism.

And you've got the elderly

And your hilarious idea to surround us with water

And, boy, you're free to go home whenever you want.

And, err, make it flat.

And, uh, congratulations on snagging him back. Good stuff.

And? That's it.

And? That's it.

And... action!

And... action!

And... Uh... Disregard that last part.

Angela Dare!

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Another 10 minutes.

Another party and we cain't go.

Answer me, or I'll drop ya like a bad cell phone plan!

Any day now.

Any more than you'd want scientist teaching at the church.

Any questions? Yeah.

Anyhoo, I'd like to tell you all a little story

Anything, son.

Anyway, what do you say? Can I be your insegnante?

Anyway, you were sayin"?

Anyways, I just wanted to let you know that I'm throwing

Apollo's Lantern, day moon, Old Blazey.

Apu's cousin is medium height, dark complexion, brown eyes, black hair.

Are in proper viewing position.

Are married for years and have nothing new

Are my roots showing?

Are oceans god's tears?

Are playing for charity.

Are some of our closest friends.

Are these for sale? I guess.

Are they rubes?

Are we going to do any actual math problems?

Are we gonna get into any trademark or copyright issues here?

Are you a girl?

Are you for sale?

Are you guys almost done?

Are you Kavi? No.

Are you Kavi? Yes.

Are you kidding, I love my tinkles!

Are you kidding?

Are you saying that men and women are identical?

Are you saying you're the tree?

Are you sure there wasn't a midget in his hat?

Are you sure we can make money doing this?

Are you sure you want your most intimate moments broadcast across the

Are you sure, Hunch?

Aren't they jazzy?

Aren't you gonna do something?

Arena football with the Springfield Stun?

Argh! (SHATTERS)

Arrivederci, ignorance!

Artifacts of the time indicate that this incident was hilarious.

As a full member of the Cheery Red Tomatoes.

As a matter...

As a result of which, Krabappel was letting me do her.

As a young child, did Lisa receive a lot of nurturing?

As always, all our celebrities

As familiar as it's proper to be.

As for Apu D2, I could go either way.

As I lay dying on the ocean floor,

As if he is distracted.

As in "keeping together."

As long as it's not a knock knock joke.

As part of the settlement, her funeral was air conditioned

As putting on an ugly sweater like you did today.

As some sort of accele ray bathes the stadium in an eerie, green glow.

As sure as I am that Jesus hates hip hop!

As the Koreans did animating it.

As the little chicken said to his mama,

As with any disease box, results may vary.

As you can tell, I've been crying.

As you surrender your body,

Assistant Groundskeeper Skinner,

Assistant Groundskeeper, you puke!

Assuming voter approval.

At $5.15 an hour, it would take an eternity

At a fat chick in a tutu being fed by a midget.

At last I'm not gay for skeleton Kearney.

At least everyone knows I'm smarter than you.

At least I can make both.

At least I'm pitching.

At least she found someone who can make her happy.

At least this time it was Lisa who ruined Bob's life.

At least you have something you're good at.

At my age, that could kill me!

At the moment of their death.

At this point, all I want's a man with a healthy libido.

Attained the 5% necessary to win.

Attention jet skiers.

Attention, everybody!

Attention, everyone! I've spent the entire cruise

Attention.

Au contraire, man with no hair.

Austin, I was looking for my belly ring

AW, come on.

Aw, Homie.

Aw, Homie...

Aw, I think you're cute, too.

Aw, isn't that cute?

Aw, jogging?

Aw, thanks. Now how about a dance with your daddy?

Aw...

Aw...

Aw...

Aw...

Away from you.

Awesome!

Aww, poor Maggie.

Aww! You hate to see that.

Ay caramba!

Ay, caramba!

Baby, did you lose weight?

Baby.

Back in a flash, my sweet little gargoyle!

Back off, newbie!

Back to zero.

Bad news, Ned.

Bag or keister? Surprise me.

Bande d'abrutis.

Bandits just kidnapped my mother.

Barney, how do you keep getting back in?

Bart blamed this on the dog.

Bart is clearly fulfilling an emotional need for Toot Tool.

Bart Simpson! Bart Simpson! Ban Simpson!

Bart Simpson?

Bart told you I was taking lessons

Bart will tell the second, which is usually the weakest.

Bart, are you having a fight with your boyfriends?

Bart, Bob is a family man now.

Bart, do you expect me to believe that?

Bart, don't you have homework to do?

Bart, hand me that sack of batteries.

Bart, hand me that sack of batteries.

Bart, how'd you like to go on a tandem bike ride with your mom?

Bart, I think you're behind this whole thing.

Bart, I told you no television till you do the dishes.

Bart, it's still history.

Bart, Lisa, we've gotta get to the mall before it closes.

Bart, my arm's out of its thing.

Bart, that would be the stupidest thing you ever did.

Bart, this is the greatest present I ever received.

Bart, wake up! I got that bike you wanted.

Bart, we can befriends.

Bart, when did you get your tenure?

Bart, where are you?

Bart, why is your mom riding a two person bike by herself?

Bart, Willie could have a better life

Bart, you just got yourself a nickname for life.

Bart, you're a wild hack razor,

BART: "Bombardment! Bombardment!

BART: Ay, caramba! You know, this mass produced junk

BART: Ay, caramba! You know, this mass produced junk

BART: Here's Bart!

BART: Now, when you eat like a boy,

BART: Sideshow Bob?

BART: Why does God always need money?

Bart!

Bart! We're all disappointed there's no potato salad!

Bart?

Bart's got an ice ball!

Based on the ice core samples

Bathroom?

Bats are chewing my legs!

Batting cage?

Be cool for once.

Be still.

Bearing gifts for the King of the ****.

Beat it. This is my alone time.

Because at heart, I'm just a very wicked child. (BELLS JINGLING)

Because Christmas Eve is here

Because Christmas Eve is here!

Because Christmas Eve is here! Oye!

Because he's got something no gambler's ever had:

Because here they are!

Because I can't stop!

Because I don't see a sala wiener.

Because I swear never to raise this hand in vengeance again.

Because I'm a screwup.

Because I'm going to stay here and be your teacher.

Because I'm gonna drive you there!

Because I'm living in the park.

Because sometimes it's easier to be cruel

Because soon you'll have to go back to school.

Because the baby's got chicken pox.

Because then they come with extra toppings.

Because this experience has taught me just how precious you are.

Because we have no way of communicating with the outside world.