☊ Futurama - Season 3 Soundboard

A big floating ball that lit up with every color in the rainbow...

A casino where I always win? That's boring.

A casino where I'm winning?

A computerized image of a gorgeous celebrity...

A cursory glance would suggest they've doubled his thinking power.

A dangerous mistake to make.

A dark day for humanity, folks.

A female leader?

A few months in an insane asylum? l could do it on my head.

A Globetrotter always saves the good algebra for the final minutes.

A heavily guarded fortress surrounding the pelvic splanchnic ganglion.

A holophonor?

A hundred dollars a week!

A penny saved is a penny earned. Also, l need athlete's foot cream for my face.

A planet ruled by a chauvinistic manputer...

A portion of the proceeds might go to help broken robots.

A professional gambler who's about to have an unfortunate accident.

A reunion at your old orphanarium, eh?

A tomato.

Aaah!

Aaah! Ow, ow, ow! Ooh! Aaah!

Aah!

Abandon ship!

About 35 pounds.

Actually, I think I'll go down and prep the detonator.

Adlai, I was thinking.

Adoption? Yes, that's acceptable.

Affirmative. l feel nothing. l am a robot. Beep, beep, beep. . . .

After him!

After lengthy femputations...

Afterwards, he'll be lucky if he has any bones left.

Ah ah! A package is just a box until it's delivered.

Ah, the scent of a rose.

Ah, the years. So many memories. . .

Ah, um, um!

Ah! More meat than a cow!

Ah! Muy macho. Hey, gringos!

Ah! Oh! Eh!

Ah! Oh! Ooh ah! Ooh ah! Ooh ah! Ooh ah ooh!

Ah! She's built like a steak house, but she handles like a bistro.

Ah! There it is. The Tempus Nebula.

Ah! Those were happier days.

Ah. There we are.

Ahh, the hypochondriac's back.

Ahh, the stomach... scenic gateway to the bowel.

Ahh! Now the ball's in Farnsworth's court!

Alcohol fuels my power cells. And, as a mighty robot, l

All abstaining?

All civilization was just an effort to impress the opposite sex...

All I ever wanted was to make music with you.

All I know is this gold says that was the best mission ever.

All in favor?

All opposed?

All right, all right.

All right, but hands off the minibar.

All right, but I wanna lick the beaters.

All right, I'll go.

All right, Liu...

All right!

All right. "Hands in the air" rhymes with " just don't care

All right. Cool your jets, hotshot.

All right. Enough lipstick. Let's storm out.

All right. Here's the plan.

All right. Let's smoosh some worms!

Also good.

Also, what game were the refs watching?

Although he is completely right.

Although I don't have the hang of blinking yet.

Although the snu snu part's gonna be pretty good.

Amateur hour's over.

Amy, " if I said you had a beautiful body...

Amy, conference.

AMY: Hooray! ZOlDBERG: Bravo!

An explosion big enough to destroy that mama would take out half the universe.

An implosion might just form a black hole...

And an eight track player with genuine mono sound.

And best of all, you'll go out with me?

And boy bands roamed the earth?

And bring gold! Lots of gold!

And by Thursday, it will be the end of existence as we know it.

And Curly Joe from the rear!

And don't eat it.

And don't try anything. This glass is laser proof.

And earn some extra cash?

And follow Bender on tour and live there in the van?

And from now on, you're all named Bender Junior!

And he made it wrong, so it's time for us to interfere in his life.

And here's your check. Bam!

And hypnosis is for losers with big weird eyebrows.

And I don't think I tricked you into it, but maybe I did.

And I forgot this isn't a hover car!

And I found it in the same Dumpster.

And I guess now maybe I can get to know the real Lucy Liu.

And I'll let you sing backup.

And I'll never ever know what it was.

And I'm a huge fan of your work, both on and off the court.

And if I did, I'm sorry.

And if I kill myself, you die with me.

And in the end, that's all I really have.

And it was one with my own.

And it's all thanks to being completely immobilized.

And just in time to screw up this picture I took.

And Kif, as the most attractive male...

And kiss ass articles in People magazine...

And make the audience wait for it to start.

And maybe pick up those potato chips Amy didn't finish yesterday.

And maybe you.

And most of them like to look like they care about things.

And Mr. Fry, l sentence you to the home for criminally insane humans.

And nappster says illegal copies never hurt anybody.

And not just what you've seen in movies, genre straddling lawyer shows...

And nothing that can opener could ever do would be worse than that.

And now this.

And now, stand up and turn on your hidden tape recorders...

And now, the hand eye coordination lobe.

And perhaps this will wipe the smiles from your faces.

And reprogram it to let them go.

And she always seemed to... Uh oh.

And sometimes the same sex.

And special guest Bender!

And subscription to Cosmo.

And take Fry to do everything he ever wanted to do.

And that leads to... tragedy.

And that's how I got my new shell.

And that's the half with the Supermen up, 48 42.

And the first half of a movie.

And the ladies will have some very sensual salads...

And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long, pal.

And the professor's a senile, amoral crackpot.

And then I forgot how it ended.

And then when I feel so stuffed I can't eat any more...

And they couldn't believe it!

And they'd judge you like a piece of meat.

And they're costin' me 110!

And to be romantically linked with a celebrity.

And try one of these popsicle sticks. They've absorbed quite a bit of flavor.

And we can call it "Bend Aid" after me, Bender.

And we can go have some fun.

And we would've gotten away with it...

And we'd need all the money on Earth to build...

And what am I up to, you ask? Why, I'm a very successful space captain.

And what better way to celebrate our success...

And what's more amazing, you expressed it without spewing crumbs at me.

And what's that? Candy?

And where are the biochemists?

And you can sing that song you're writing

And, uh, you wanna back off of them hogs?

And... finished!

ANNOUNCER: And down the stretch, it's Daddy's Little Grandpa...

Anyway, one last item of business before we go.

Apartment One I. The old me would've made a joke about that.

Arachneon with the steal, to Thorias.

Are there no further bids for this exquisite galaxy?

Are you crazy? This is great. Electroshock whenever you want. . .

Are you funky enough to be a Globetrotter?

Are you just gonna stare vacantly at her and not say anything?

Are you with me, fellas?

Aren't those the particles that destroyed an entire civiliza...

As for me, I'm somewhat interested myself.

As if you were actually wriggling through them.

As the surveillance camera for that bank the judge was jawing about. . .

At Cookieville Minimum Security Orphanarium.

At least l have friends on the outside. Bender's been no help at all

At least we've got food.

At this rate, by Tuesday it will be Thursday.

Average, please.

Aw, geez! Will ya stifle there, meat bag?

Aw, hang in there, folks.

Aw, that's terrible, Leela.

Aw, you look so sad.

Aw, you're a true friend, Fry.

Aw.

Aw. That is so true and sweet.

Aww!

Babes, bucks... I got it all.

Baby, it'll blow your mind.

Bad news, friends.

Bah! I think she looked fine before.

Be careful with that Adlai, Leela. He's a doctor. They're very poor.

Be gentle!

Because Honest Bender's Orphanarium means discount orphans.

Because I've broken that blind kid's nose, like, ten times, and it doesn't make any difference.

Because it's such a lovely day, perhaps.

Beep beep beep beep beep. . . .

Beep.

Behold, my mutant atomic supermen!

Behold! My invincible nuclear mutants!

Bender was caught shoplifting."

Bender, I don't claim to understand "the biz"...

Bender, I want you to become my new washboard player.

Bender, if you don't open that can right now, your fear will own you.

Bender, lift it up to the can opener.

Bender, stop!

Bender, that was the best 40 minute washboard solo I've ever heard.

Bender, that's some played out, new jack horse crap.

Bender, this is Fry's decision.

Bender, to start your foundation for broken robots...

Bender, you can move. You're cured.

Bender, you can talk trash. You can handle the ball.

BENDER: Hey, keep it down in there! I'm tuning my banjo!

BENDER: l find that offensive!

Bender! Hey, man!

Bender's not involved.

Beyond the shame of defeat.

Billy Everyteen.

Billy, do you wanna come over tonight? We can make out together.

Billy, do you wanna get a paper route...

Billy, do you want to walk your dog?

Bleh!

Blood? Robots don't have blood. l must be a

Bonjour, y'all!

Booze, a couple of peanuts...

Both our dreams came true.

Bow before your master, puny mortals!

Brace yourselves, everyone.

Breaker, breaker. This here's the Duck.

Brothers and sisters, get your love beads.

Bubblegum, the Trotters are down by six. Reactions?

Bummer.

But all we have go on are ancient legend...

But at least you're not in a sick relationship with a robot anymore.

But cross me, and I'll turn on you like that.

But every time I try, I get nervous and my mouth feels like it's stuffed with peanut butter...

But for once in my life, I just want to look normal.

But Fry's our friend, Bender.

But how can I sing about being damaged if I'm not?

But I am senior lecturer in physics at Globetrotter "U" and I'd like to help investigate

But I got half a mind to hug each and every one of you and see how you like it!

But I guess I never will.

But I just downloaded her because I love you.

But I know you don't mean it, so apology accepted.

But I need to know if it's really me she loves, or just what you worms have made of me.

But I think we've stopped the time skips.

But I'd always really hoped.

But I'll put you Globetrotters in your place...

But I'm not a robot! l don't like having disks crammed into me.

But imagine the look on their faces when you show up with two friends...

But in a world where teens can date robots, why should he bother?

But it damn well better work. We can't spend all of Earth's money every day.

But it's only recently that I've been able to articulate my thoughts.

But look in your heart and ask yourself...

But most of these men are sort of my friends.

But my crappy body crapped out on me.

But no more than a week of binge drinking or five minutes on a cell phone.

But now it's nearly over. So long.

But now, for no reason...

But one day you'll be eatin' a fast food burger and boom!

But remember who the star is... me, Bender.

But that's how I really felt about you, I swear.

But then I fished this mannequin out of the 92 Cent Store Dumpster.

But then we have no memory of it.

But they make fun women's basketball.

But this is Lucy Liu, perhaps the only good actress of the 21 st century.

But this one had a live raccoon inside.

But we got into a serious thing...

But we wish you Godspeed.

But what about the worms in the other parts of his body?

But what can I do? I only weigh eight pounds.

But whatever it was, we're married now.

But when a human dates an artificial mate...

But when I do, I enjoy it.

But wouldn't being able to move help your music career?

But you are the most beautiful trio of gigantic ladies...

But you don't hear us gassin' on about it.

But you never do these things till someone comes to visit.

But you still have Zoidberg.

But you will be in a minute! Bum rush the stage!

But you're better than normal. You're abnormal.

By a scallop's forelocks, what's with all the beer?

By God, Sweet Clyde is right!

By passing the ball to Curly Joe...

By the end of the day, one of us is gonna have one eye!

By Wednesday, it will be August.

Call me.

Can you teach me to make cupcakes?

Can't journey to the center of your mind without love beads.

Candy's for dorks. Give me that.

Causing time skips throughout the universe.

Cease hitting Femputer.

Change places!

Cherry. Cherry!

Child endangerment, depriving children of food...

Come back later. Leave me alone.

Come on, Adlai. She could really use a mom and dad.

Come on, Bender! If you're done scamming Beck, we're heading home.

Come on, dumplings. We've got 12 government stipends to collect!

Come on, Leela. Why won't you go out with me?

Come on! Go! Go! Through the kitchen!

Come on! l got a place where l like to hide after crimes.

Come on. Move it. We gotta get to the concert...

Come on. Move those arms. Use the power of mental thinking.

Come on. Take it.

Come on. We gotta go fix the plasma fusion boiler.

Come, everyone. Give Fry some privacy.

Comedy come from character, real situations...

Comin' through!

Comin' through. Watch your head

Commander of the Harlem Globetrotters.

Congratulations, buddy. You're a credit to my race.

Continues to wreak havoc...

COP: Come out with your hands up! Hostages!

Correct! Worm eggs. And the mayonnaise was probably none too fresh either.

Could destroy the very matrix of reality.

Could one of you guys get that?

Could we have Bender Burgers again?

Court is in session. The Honorable Judge Whitey presiding.

Cuckoo.

Curious how an aromatic chain of hydrocarbons can evoke our deepest emotions. For you.

Curly Joe, easily amused by his own antics...

Curse my natural showmanship!

Cursed with a third ear, but so full of that emotion...

Daddy Bender, I want a piggyback ride!

Daddy Bender, we're hungry!

Daddy, Bethany's hitting me!

Daddy? How do I flush you?

Daddy's sick o' lookin' at ya. So go to bed.

Daddy's tired. Let's just have another dog pile on Fry.

Daddy's tryin' to score with a cheap floozy right now.

Damn it! We're weren't countin' on them being as smart as they are sexy.

Damn right, brother man. This chronological wang dang doodle...

Damn! Still only 1 00 dollars.

Datin' a robot... it's an "atrocimicy."

Deal with it.

Death by snu snu!

Death to the men!

Detonation in three, two, one.

Diagnosis complete.

Did everything just jump around or did my brain just stroke off there for a second?

Did I mention I'm not a man? I'm a manbot.

Did that make any impression on you, Fry? Fry?

Did you hear that? She likes me.

Did you hear why they're using Windows 3000 as a prison guard?

Did you just say...

Did you notice what went wrong in that scene?

Did you see it? Did you see it?

Did you see me escaping? I was all, like...

Did you swallow your phone again?

Distribute token of appreciation and applaud.

Diverting chronitons is mathematically impossible.

Do you have any better hostages?

Do you have anything with more of a Lucy Liu feel to it?

Doc, I can't move my arms and legs. What's wrong with me?

Don't be a hero! lt's not covered by the health plan!

Don't be so hard on yourself, Fry.

Don't even think about tickling that ganglion.

Don't kill me! I'm coming down with Stockholm Syndrome. . .

Don't make me call the maintenance guy.

Don't stop for any reason.

Don't take it so hard. I used to miss my body too...

Don't worry, Fry. l too once spent a nightmarish time in a robot asylum.

Doomsday device?

Dr. Zoidberg, are you okay?

Dr. Zoidberg, can I talk to you about Fry?

Dr. Zoidberg, you're amazing!

Drip down the back of the throat, and make for the bowel.

Duck! Lasers!

Ear Face! Ear Face! Sally won the ugly race!

Easy, Leela. Just finger roll that star into the cosmic basket.

Ehh, what's the worst thing that could happen?

Eighty six the chump stuff, F man.

Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes.

Especially because l didn't squeal. Remember, l didn't squeal? Do you?

Even as he reinvents them, just like you.

Even in these formal shorts, I feel like a failure.

Even the slightest bit.

Ever wonder what makes "special sauce" so special?

Everybody leave me alone. I don't wanna be seen this way.

Everybody on the floor! This is a stickup!

Everyone out of my body, or the brain gets it!

Ew! Puke a tronic!

Ew! You're touching them.

Exactly. I use those all the time in my music.

Expelling the entire worm society.

Expelling, among other things, the parasites.

Far out.

Farewell.

Featuring Beck, Wailing Fungus...

Femputer demands to know why there are men on her planet!

Femputer sentences them to death...

Femputer will return after deciding...

Femputer, be reasonable.

Femputer, we bring offering...

Finally, you're standing up to him.

Fine. Break my heart again.

Fire lasers!

Five. And that's my final offer. Four

For a person with one eye.

For generations...

For one brief moment, I felt the heartbeat of creation...

For the folk stylings of Cylon and Garfunkel!

For the love of God, somebody kick his ass!

Found dead in her bathtub.

Freeze! You're under arrest!

Freshen your Narcotina?

Fry, a herd of Lucy Liu are destroying the city.

Fry, I just want to try dating a normal man...

Fry, just because you think you're a robot doesn't make you one.

Fry, meet Norm. Still picking up ClA transmissions on your teeth?

Fry, no! He's bulging with what could be muscles.

Fry, please try to understand.

Fry, please. That's sweet, but I'd rather not even dignify them with an ass whupping.

Fry, that's so sweet. Lemme see.

Fry, that's the sweetest, most wonderful... Wait.

Fry, this is for you.

Fry, what are you doing?

Fry, when you downloaded her without my permission, you stole my image.

Fry, why don't you take the helm?

FRY: Huh?

Fry! I missed you. Did you find out what you needed to find out?

Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful!

Fry? Are we ready to meet our new roommate?

Fry's worm infested bowels...

Gas was an environmental disaster anyway.

Gee, Mavis, your house is across the street.

Gentle hippies, put your filthy hands together...

Get away! Come on.

Get him!

Get lost, you moneyless hippies!

Get me out. l'd have starved if not for that sick vending machine robot.

Gimme some skin, Prof.

Give me the remaining dough, the calendars and that pen.

Give me! Give me!

Glad you like them. I've been making fine jewelry for years, apparently.

Globetrotters win, 244 86.

Go Bender! Go Bender! Go Bender!

Gold? Why Femputer want gold?

Gonna sing a little tale About a battle called Waterloo

Good bye, friends. I never thought I would die like this...

Good Lord! That sucker's shakin'round like some fine imported booty!

Good news, everyone! You're off to the Tempus Nebula to gather chronitons.

Good news, everyone.

Good night, you princes of Maine!

Goose goes up! Rejected!

Gosh. The bars on the windows seemed so much thicker back then.

Greetings. l am Dr. Perceptron. Let me give you something to help you relax.

Growtreant from half court. Yes!

Guess again.

Gumbercules? I love that guy.

H Hello.

Halt, fellow robot!

Hand me that backup disk.

Hands up! This is a stickup again!

Happy birthday, Amy!

Harmless fun? Let's see what happens next.

Have none of you pathetic Earthlings game?

Have you any idea how it feels to be a fembot...

Have you guessed the name of Billy's planet?

Have you thought about adopting one of our kids?

He always seemed so full of life...

He can't hear ya. He's deaf now.

He heals with the power of laughter.

He looks like a little insane drunken angel

He looks radiant.

He never saw the propaganda film.

He sickens me.

He that is designated Fry...

He thinks he's a lunchroom worker. So they put him here.

He'll be as strong and flexible as Gumby and Hercules combined.

He's bluffing. No creature would willingly make an idiot out of itself.

He's dead.

He's right. l must start investing wisely.

He's very excitable, so don't say anything to surprise him.

Heck, it's more than acceptable, it's adequately satisfactory.

Heeyah! Hoh! Ahh!

Heeyooh! Yah! Yah! Yah!

Hell, they are the best! Leela, how can I ever repay you for saving them?

Hello, little guy. You know, I was abandoned as a baby too.

Hello! What's all this then?

Hello?

Hello? Hello?

Hello? Imperial Dragon Restaurant?

Hello? Is anyone there?

Hello? Who is this?

Help me! For God's sake, help me!

Help me. They've been holding me prisoner for 800 years.

Help! Help! He is a battle droid! Somebody help me!

Help! I'm under attack!

Her? But there's plenty of normal ones.

Here and here.

Here comes "El Zoido" to ruin your drinking water.

Here live vengeful, all knowing leader.

Here stadium where our women basketball teams play.

Here we go. Just a minute.

Here you are in the year 3000 or so...

Here you are. Your account is now overdrawn by $4.

Here you go. Hot off the nebula.

Here.

Here's a big cardboard check for $14,000.

Here's a song that was beautiful...

Here's my personal book of pickup lines.

Here's the plan. We'll enter the ear...

HERMES: Yes, yes. Now here's your pension statement.

Hey, baby. Wash that off before you put it back.

Hey, cut it out. I don't need this kind of publicity.

Hey, don't look at me like that!

Hey, everybody. Meet my good pal, Roberto.

Hey, here's a giggle.

Hey, I have an idea. Let's do that.

Hey, I have an idea. Who wants to cram in my van...

Hey, I smoke a cigar, not a candy cane. Sheesh!

Hey, jumbo! How would you like it if Leela said you were sexy...

Hey, Leela, look at me!

Hey, Leela! Bubblegum might let me organize a bake sale for the Globetrotter wives.

Hey, look. It's our old group picture.

Hey, man, we caught your concert from here.

Hey, mister, mind if I take this old van?

Hey, Red! You're just in time to join the hostage situation.

Hey, that's my cell phone.

Hey, the blues.

Hey, Three Ears!

Hey, what the..

Hey, why are those kids following you? Do you have candy stuck to your ass?

Hey, you! Red! Quit watering that plant and get the door!

Hey! Hey! I hate you!

Hey! Hey! Only eat and drink enough to barely keep yourselves alive.

Hey! The speedometer only goes up to 80.

Hey! What the hell are you doin'?

Hey! Whoa! Whoa!

Hey! You can't feel sorry for me.

Hi yah!

Hi, Bender. We'd like to adopt a child.

Hmm. I better check the fluid levels.

Hmm. Maybe this is the moment to show her my real surprise.

Hmm. We'll need to have a look inside you with this camera.

Hmm. Will said skills pay the bills?

Hold onto your hats.

Hold up. What if we were to move this cluster of stars...

Hooray!

Hooray! Look at all these presents!

Hope you don't mind if I dribble a little while I work.

How can you make fun of me, Kirk? You're blind!

How did I do it? How did I get Leela to love me? I've got to figure it out.

How exactly will this protect us from time jumps?

How ridiculous!

How'd you do it? Drugs in the champagne? Hypnosis?

Hug me, Liubot.

Huh! I'd never thought of it that way.

Humans dating robots is sick.

Humor here funny in different way.

Hundred... thousand... miles.

Hurry! The Golden Gate Bridge.

Huuh! Ow! Huuh! Ow! Huuh! Ow!

I already did. So, Leela, do you want to be like us?

I also have a tail!

I always dreamed of being a musician poet who transcends genres...

I am Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate...

I am Lucy Liu. Give me your spines.

I am the lord mayor of Cologne.

I am? At last, recognition!

I bet before you know it, you guys'll be...

I came here from a faraway planet...

I can build you a paraffin eye and graft it on with skin from your foot.

I can give her an operation to make her acceptable.

I can make myself taller.

I can move again.

I can't believe Leela and Amy aren't back yet from their half date.

I can't stop. When I eat too much dirt, I get stuff in my throat.

I can't. I'm a vampire.

I could pound your head till you think that's what happened.

I could write a song... with real words.

I deserve free money!

I did something so great that it won Leela's heart...

I did! I think. It was probably about 50 50.

I didn't know you could take this thing off.

I don't have words to say how wonderful you are, Fry.

I don't know how this was supposed to work.

I don't know what amazing thing I did to make you love me..

I don't know what else to say, so I'll just say it.

I don't know what I did to make you love me...

I don't know what to say.

I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up.

I don't know, but it might have something to do with this.

I don't know, Fry. I think I'm too poor to follow a band around in a van.

I don't know.

I don't know. Let me see.

I don't see you anywhere.

I don't think so. Sir, I believe you owe this lady an apology.

I don't wanna hurt you, but there is absolutely, positively no way...

I fell to my knees and cried.

I felt my life was over, but look at me now.

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boob...

I find your slack jawed stare very attractive...

I got fame, money, groupies...

I got her champagne. I opened it.

I got nervous, and I started thinking about neck bolts.

I got you something.

I gots your apologies right heres.

I gotta get outta here!

I gotta get up early to go parasailing with movie stars.

I gotta go poopy.

I guess I'll take the NFC helmets and you can have the AFC helmets.

I guess not.

I guess there's nothing wrong with being a little weird.

I had a great time today...

I hate you all!

I have formed an idea.

I have to tell you I didn't mean to say those awful things on our date.

I haven't felt this happy since double soup Tuesday at the orphanarium.

I hereby rename this building...

I hope Satan has a nice colon, 'cause that's where you're gonna be living!

I hope we all have as much fun tomorrow at my birth...

I invite you to come a knockin'.

I just can't please Leela no matter what I do.

I just got all the gum off of there.

I just use the restroom and then I can eat more.

I just wish a decent guy would call me...

I knew I should've checked your showboating Globetrotter algebra.

I knew I should've shown him The Noisy Killer.

I know it hurts, buddy...

I learned it from a decongestant commercial.

I love his boyish charm, but I hate his childishness.

I love you, Daddy Bender.

I love you, Leela, and I always have.

I love you. Oh.

I may be an old man...

I met her a year ago when we were escaping from that cruise ship...

I moved the stars themselves to write her a love note in the sky!

I must really be... in hell!

I needed to know who you loved, me or them.

I never meant to hurt anyone, or help anyone.

I never want to see those other orphans again.

I raised a cloud of children here.

I read in Newsweek that she drinks human blood.

I remember this from when we were kids.

I should warn you. It's a little under furnished.

I speak, of course, of karaoke.

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared.

I think cosmetic surgery's great, Leela.

I think I deserve that once in life.

I think the view's perfect already.

I think the way you moved those stars around was really wonderful.

I think we got ourselves an excess of chronitons in the subatomic interstices.

I thought I'd take you someplace ordinary.

I understand is called "love."

I used to be too cute, so I had cuteness reduction surgery.

I used to grow the supermen.

I wanna show Leela my skills.

I want you to know that I love you as much as a man can love..

I was a hero to broken robots 'cause I was one of them.

I was at a nearby tailor getting one of my Hawaiian shirts toned down...

I was just too nervous to say hello because...

I was just working my way toward the medulla oblongata, control center of the heart and lungs.

I wish I could help raise awareness about broken robots.

I wouldn't mind rubbing my success in a few choice faces.

I, Femputer, have decided the fate of the men.

I'd get up to shake your hand and steal your wallet...

I'd like an extra beautiful bouquet, for my extra gorgeous sweetheart.

I'd like the 2003 model.

I'd love to.

I'll always remember you, Fry.

I'll have to ask you to clear out now.

I'll never be a musician now.

I'll never know happiness again.

I'll remind you later, you hot stud you.

I'll save me!

I'll show you what I got in stock.

I'll take it. We'll meet you tonight for part of dinner...

I'll take you on, you air balling bozos!

I'll tell Fry to wash out, among other things, his ear

I'll think of something.

I'll trade you a bad poem.

I'm a pretty girl. I'm a pretty girl. I'm a pretty girl.

I'm a space captain, and you're a bunch of losers.

I'm about to. Leela, let me play for you one more time.

I'm already looking for apartments.

I'm boned. l haven't paid either. What'll l do when l retire?

I'm broken again.

I'm calling to negotiate a double date.

I'm gettin' a hundred bucks a kid...

I'm getting the surgery!

I'm gonna call the restaurant.

I'm gonna continue never washing this cheek again.

I'm gonna kill you, you no good, 56 ing !

I'm gonna make cutie muffin gumbo!

I'm gonna take action. lt's time to check my retirement fund.

I'm in disguise 'cause l wanna escape. You in? Or do l gotta kill you?

I'm in! I'm in!

I'm just glad my fat ugly mama isn't alive to see this day.

I'm making you an honorary Globetrotter.

I'm Mexican, and I find that offensive.

I'm not a robot!

I'm not crazy! Don't call me crazy! I'm just not user friendly.

I'm not made of money. Leave me alone!

I'm not sittin' through one more P. T.A. Meeting!

I'm Nurse Ratchet. Please come with me, won't you?

I'm off to rock a series of mid level venues.

I'm okay too. I'm taking a Chinese cooking class at the Learning Annex.

I'm pretty brave once you get past my macho exterior.

I'm proud to be different. And I wish I'd realized that when I was her age.

I'm really sorry I lied, Beck.

I'm sick of parallel Bender lording his cowboy hat over me.

I'm so sorry I teased you back then.

I'm sorry.

I'm sure a wealthy mule farmer like you knows we charge a $ 1 0 monthly fee.

I'm sure Leela's tired of morons gaping at her eye all the time.

I'm thinking of a number between one and 1 0. Guess it, and you die first.

I'm thinking ofhaving a window installed.

I'm thinking, a few seconds ago.

I'm tryin' to make a profit here.

I'm workin' on my song. Hand me the Becktionary.

I've always thought of myself as a father figure...

I've ever laid eyes on.

I've got a Baggie of massage oil, and I'm gonna give you my super back rub...

I've got a herd of you know whats for sale.

I've heard of that. Who said I haven't?

I've made up my mind. Let's adopt her.

I've never felt so unremarkable!

I've never seen pearls like this.

I've only got two fantasies left...

If anyone wants to tell me what's going on here, I'll be in the lounge.

If he finds out, the worms will try to defend themselves.

If it weren't for those meddling adults.

If it's any consolation, my life is great.

If we can stimulate that nerve, the bowel will convulse...

If we don't get rid of the worms now, they'll burrow so deep into the bowel...

If you ask me, you shouldn't care what other people think.

If you can't see well enough through the two way mirror...

If you don't shut down right now, the only thing wired about you will be your jaw.

If you had kids of your own, you'd understand!

If you love the real Lucy Liu...

If you're an investor, you can dump your money in the hole there.

If you're strapped for cash, you might want to consider this irregular unit.

If you're thinkin' of crossing the line with Bender, you can forget it.

In 2003 and then again in 2063

In case we need to move more stars.

In each gastro survival kit...

In fact, everybody in this room's an honorary Globetrotter.

In fact, I'm fairly sure I am...

In other words, no. Ohh!

In recognition of Bender's generous gift...

In this basketball game between space clowns and atomic monsters.

In this!

In what promises to be a by the numbers athletic contest...

Initiate snu snu!

Instead of this "spleazeball" who has me too terrified to even answer the phone.

Interesting. It's as if we all behave normally during the time skips...

Into a hellstorm of flaming nothingness will cheer me up a little.

Intruder! Stay away from the mighty Femputer. Guards!

Irie, Professor!

Is everyone present?

Is that what this is all about? Please, just cut it out now.

Is the first thing I've ever cared about...

Is there no way to get rid of the disgusting maggots?

Isolated spots are jumping by years at a time. Look!

It appear mysteriously just about time men die out.

It destabilized the nebula...

It has a vampire and an explosion.

It is actually possible to meet any celebrity you want.

It is not uncharted. You lost the chart.

It looks just like the shell I threw out yesterday...

It not reinforce stereotypes.

It Og's first time.

It seem like different kind of politician.

It sure was.

It was always our plan to trail at the half...

It was Earth!

It was starting to get a little cramped in there, so I molted. Why not?

It won't be able to see, but you'll look like a perfectly normal...

It won't be easy, Nixon. Ajim jam this complex might take months or even...

It worked perfectly!

It worked!

It's 'cause all the fine robot sisters are datin' humans.

It's a doorbell baby!

It's a great way to have a kid without having sex.

It's a triumph of free spirited German engineering.

It's all right.

It's always a line with you.

It's an army of Lucy Lius.

It's another Lucy Liubot.

It's been an emotional day for me.

It's Bender, the washboard player!

It's called a van. And in light of the fact that it's not a rockin'...

It's enjoyable, and it serves an important purpose.

It's funny how the battle of the sexes was only resolved...

It's funny. You live in the universe...

It's good cholesterol, but it spreads like bad cholesterol.

It's good to have the old, weird looking Leela back.

It's gorgeous. That place used to be a big dump.

It's in that bin behind me.

It's just for a package delivery service.

It's just lucky I keep a copy in the VCR at all times

It's nauseatin', mon!

It's okay, Fry. You know we'll always be friends, right?

It's that jerk from the truck stop.

It's time to shut down nappster. Com.

It's time to take life by the cans.

It's time to win Leela's heart with a big, showy, three point romantic gesture.

It's times like this, I can hardly bear to let them go.

It's toe tappingly tragic.

It's true. Bender and I are in love.

It's true. I disguised myself as a femputer...

Je sui Napoléon!

Jeez, Red. Quit cowering. You call yourself a robot?

Just a few... more...

Just F.Y.I., I could be used for snu snu.

Just follow the light with your eyes.

Just give a name! You don't wanna look stupid on Court TV.

Just go to bed!

Just like I used to give Amy when I was going out with her...

Just like inside me, l've got the heart of a human.

Just me and you.

Just so long as nothing makes it beat faster.

Keep your palms flat.

Kids, meet the jerkbags I work with.

Kif, I'm headed to the men's room, and I'll be needing an attendant, so...

Kif, old friend, let's rap.

Kif, this place is expensive. I'd like two steaks...

Kif, you're so quiet. You haven't said a word all night.

Kif! Jump!

Kif's like the sweetest guy who's ever liked me.

Kill 'em all, I say. Good riddance.

Kudos, Bender. You got mangled, and now you're a singer.

L am a battle droid, protecting the weak from crazy robots.

L can't take much more of this. l want out of here!

L do other human stuff. l age! See?

L don't belong here. This is for insane robots.

L got plans. I'm gonna turn my on/off switch to off.

L may be a simple, country chicken, but l know when we're finger licked.

L must be a robot. Why else would human women not date me?

L sure do! That's the real robber. . .

L think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. These clothes do.

L want to repay you. Let me get you something in here.

L was born in 200 log cabins.

L won't testify on grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty.

L'll remind Fry of his humanity, the way only a woman can.

L'll show ye.

L've seen lines move faster in the sperm bank.

Ladies and gentlemen, something very strange has just happened...

Ladies, gentlemen, smoking heaps of machinery...

Last time, that magnetic psycho nearly cut my head off.

Laughing, singing, begging for scraps.

Leave Leela alone. She's leading a perfectly normal life.

Leela, about the wedding...

Leela, I love you.

Leela, I want you to know...

Leela, I would be honored.

Leela, there's nothing wrong with anything.

Leela, there's something I've wanted to tell you for a long time...

Leela, those eyes look so great on you.

Leela, you ignorant dope! Now the worms will be in Fry forever.

Leela, you're 999,999 in a million.

Leela! You're just in time to help.

Lemme see.

Let me check.

Let me introduce you around.

Let me just do one thing to cheer myself up.

Let me make it up to you. I can fix it so no one ever makes fun of you again.

Let me show you why they call me the Velour Fog. Hit it.

Let's cross the street and try to blend in with that crowd of pimps.

Let's hide in here. It'll add to my box office gross.

Let's just pray nothing stimulates the delicate smell receptors.

Let's just put a blank robot in the drive.

Let's move on to Fry's next fantasy.

Let's search the Web. Over there.

Let's see how much of a robot you really are!

Let's see what this eatery can do.

Let's take a look at Billy's planet a year later.

Let's take the rest of the morning off...

Lf not, disregard this and get to work. ''

Lf you start now, it might help our case.

Life was bad, but now it's good forever.

Light hot. Oil temperature rising.

Lighten up, honey. I'm getting through a difficult time using humor.

Like a needle skipping on a record player.

Like Dr. Zoidberg. He's a weird monster who smells like he eats garbage...

Like, when I wrote "Devil's Haircut," I was feeling really...

Listen, this is gonna be one hell of a bowel movement.

Listen, you! I was born here.

Living in a manbot's manputer's world?

Ln answer to your question, Hermes, yes, your friend is cured.

Lnsane in the Mainframe

Look what arrived... my new shell catalog.

Look, Bender. It's Patch Cord Adams.

Look, Leela. I know there's some perfect, amazing thing I can do to make you love me.

Look, they're Jazzercising Fry's muscles.

Look! Coupons! l can get two oil changes for the price of one!

Look. I've been studying how to pilot the ship.

Lookee here. My first government stipend check.

Lt is time for you to ingest sandwiches from my compartment.

Lt was not nothing!

Lt was nothing. l

Lt's empty because you haven't paid into it, you dummy.

Lucy Liubot, if I don't survive the corn...

M Maybe I'll just give her these flowers.

MAD HATTER: Change places!

Make it an implosion.

Make it dynamic.

Make up for their inability to dunk?

Makes me think about kids of our own.

Makes me want to have children with you all the more.

Man and wife. You may kiss the bride

Man, I thought you knew that algebra was all razzmatazz!

Man! Now that's all l can think about!

Marv Albert here at Madison Cube Garden...

Massive corn clog in port seven.

Maybe blasting this quadrant of space...

Maybe it's magic or contains some kind of monster.

Maybe she'd come back to you if your best friend Bender were a Globetrotter.

Maybe you can interface with my ass... by biting it!

Maybe you're just a fantastic lover, Fry.

Me hear people, but me not see people.

Me next snu snu! Out me way!

Me next!

Me not get snu snu! Get him!

Me want snu snu!

Me? Perfectly normal?

Memory deleted.

Men strange. You have them on your planet?

Men who call too much are the worst, I bet.

Might as well. They're just gonna rot in the evidence locker.

Mighty Femputer, small girl steal green kissy man.

Mind if we crash here tonight?

Minus the food, the bunny rabbit wallpaper...

Mm, I'd prefer someone from the era of shaved underarms.

Mm, mm, mmm!

Mm. The "gristle in a blanket" isn't half bad.

Mmm!

Mmm! Boy!

Mmm! Hmm.

Mmm. Quite a masculine piece of metal, aren't you?

Moderately priced domestic non vintage champagne! How did you know?

Mommy! I'm sorry l spilled the transmission fluid, Mommy.

Monday, shepherd's pie

Move, people! Move!

Moving stars would require one bad ass gravity pump.

Mr. Bender, l hereby commit you to the asylum for criminally insane robots. . .

Mr. Fry, do you recognize the robot hugging on you in this here hologram?

Mr. Mayor, if you want to see the real vampire, look in the mirror.

Mr. Vogel?

Mule. Crud!

My ancestors came over here on the sandwich.

My caddie chauffeur informs me. . .

My eyes may not work, but at least I got two of them.

My God! He never took middle school hygiene.

My God! Soon he'll be smarter than Cher.

My hero.

My life is empty.

My life, and by extension everyone else's, is meaningless.

My music career is over.

My outfit... it's... it's...

My personality is mathematically derived from my movies...

My shell ran.

My years in the DOOP Boys' Chorus will not have been in vain.

NARRATOR: Futurama is brought to you by Thompson 's Teeth...

Neato! A Marilyn Monroebot.

Negative, bossy meat creature. l now know my primary function:

Nice depth perception, One Eye!

Nice ear! Ha, ha, ha!

No big deal. Everybody make mistake.

No knife can penetrate my skin tanium armor.

No need. There's not a restaurant built I can't fly.

No one can make me leave.

No one's stared at me, or avoided staring at me...

No showboating, you atomic hot dog!

No way. Kirk could kick Picard's ass.

No wonder we failed to stop the time skips.

No, but what do you make of this?

No, I specialize in phaser eye surgery.

No, it can't. But it's got a driver's side floor...

No, it's an old Volkswagen van.

No, it's called "parenting."

No, Mr. Smith, you're not in heaven or hell.

No, no, the rhyming Becktionary.

No, no! Don't weld me to the wall, Mommy!

No, seriously, I'm not.

No, thanks, Dad. I'd rather make out with my Monroebot.

No, thanks, Mom. I'd rather make out with my Monroebot.

No!

No! Don't give up now. We're but a stone's throw from the pyloric sphincter.

No! Don't open that coffin.

No! Don't you see?

No! Drugs are for losers!

No! Eva Braun, help me!

No! Fry can't know anything about the mission.

No! Please! Help! Stop it! Police!

No! Stay out. There's a... a guy goin' for the Tetris world record in there.

No! Stop that! Stop it, man!

No! The cat shelter's on to me.

No. I mean cool your jets. They're melting Bender's face.

No. I thought I was once, but then I remembered...

No. It must have something to do with those time particles...

Nobody make a smell.

None too soon. While you were gone...

Not abstract craziness.

Not after the way they used to pick on me.

Not Beltway insider.

Not if you'll grant me the same liberty.

Not phony ones, like "odelay."

Not right when they're kissing my ass.

Not tickle your funny bones.

Not yet. Listen.

Nothin'.

Nothin'but nebula.

Notice he no longer suffers delusions of humanity.

Noticeably? l'll say. Now stand back. l gotta practice my stabbing.

Now all the planets are gonna start crackin' wise about our mamas.

Now if l could only afford the one. And the car.

Now let's skip forward 80 years into the future.

Now to begin the arduous task of attaching it to the ship so...

Now we use alternative fuels.

Now, how long will it take to build?

Now, little lady, what do I have to do to send you home with 12 orphans today?

Now, on top of everything, we need a new fifth man.

Now, run along.

Now, take me to the hospital and put my eye back the way it was. Right now!

Now, that's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes.

Now, to figure out how much money I'm rakin' in off those twerps.

Now, we all love Nibbler, so it's only fair...

Now, we'll find out if the operation was a success!

Obviously not, or I'd be strangling you right now.

Obviously you've never been in love. Huuh!

Of 12 orphans and a government check for 1,200 wing wangs...

Of all the parasites I've had over the years, these worms are among the...

Of bath beads and scented soaps.

Off you go, apparently.

Officer, would it be all right if we adopted one of the kids?

Oh h h!

Oh, Adlai! Stop.

Oh, Adlai. I've had a wonderful time today.

Oh, all right. If you really want that one...

Oh, and I suppose you were fine the way you were?

Oh, and while you're there, pick me up a few credit card numbers.

Oh, aren't you a cutie?

Oh, boy! Uh!

Oh, crap! It's a miracle!

Oh, dear. She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot.

Oh, fine. I'll get you some stupid food.

Oh, Fry. I love what you've become.

Oh, Fry. I love you more than the moon and the stars and the...

Oh, God! What? What? What is it now?

Oh, God. You're killin' me. Oh, God! You're killing me!

Oh, good! A physical!

Oh, harsh! I didn't get my beads.

Oh, I don't believe my broken eyes!

Oh, I'm doomed!

Oh, I'm sorry. You're crying like a woman.

Oh, it's for you.

Oh, it's just a card! From the orphanarium I grew up in.

Oh, livin' in a box, fightin' the shakes. You?

Oh, lots of reasons.

Oh, Lucy. You're just like I always thought you'd be from your movies.

Oh, man

Oh, marmalade!

Oh, my God, you're Beck!

Oh, my God!

Oh, no!

Oh, no! I forgot this is a hoverbridge.

Oh, no! I'm not going near it.

Oh, no! My beautiful money!

Oh, no! They're forming a human pyramid... of robots.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Any sign of Leela or Amy?

Oh, no. Malfunction.

Oh, right. Plus, the magnet...

Oh, shucks. I wasn't afraid of that robot.

Oh, that's so emotional.

Oh, that's stupid!

Oh, that's the corniest thing I've ever heard. Let me show you the bedroom.

Oh, there he is.

Oh, they're all so adorable!

Oh, wait! I am! But my point remains valid.

Oh, we're doomed!

Oh, well, I'm sure that's enough.

Oh, yeah? Well, shut up, Cane Boy!

Oh, you sad, worthless human.

Oh, you're a real dreamboat...

Oh, your god!

Oh!

Oh! I can't decide! We're gonna have to think about it.

Oh! I did it! I blunk!

Oh! I'm okay.

Oh! I'm sorry.

Oh! Is Is there nothing we can do, sir?

Oh! Just like old times.

Oh! Leela, you're invited to a reunion...

Oh! My life is over.

Oh! Thank God!

Oh! That's so handsome of you.

Oh! They're so cute! What are their names?

Oh! Why?

Oh! You mean "snu snu."

Oh.

Oh. That explains these boat eggs.

Oh. Well. So long anyway.

Oh... Oh, Bender, sign my chest!

Ohh!

Okay, kids. Grownups gotta talk now. Time for bed.

Okay, kids. It's 9:00, and you know what that means.

Okay, they got everything you need here.

Okay. Let me just take the ship out to a safe distance.

Okay. Okay. I can do this.

Okay. This has got to stop.

Okay. Yeah. Mmm!

Okey dokey, see you then.

On the basketball court.

On the other hand, the children bring up a good point.

Once they examine my fragile, pink body, they'll see I'm not a

One bowl of Jell O knuckles, please.

One Eye, One Eye, One Eye!

One Eye, One Eye!

One gravity pump powerful enough to move the stars themselves.

One of those Jefferson Starships I've heard so much about?

One of those Led Zeppelins I've heard so much about?

One time, I did a hundred jump ropes.

One, two, three!

One, two. One, two, three!

One.

Only a few people in the whole universe can play that, and they're not very good at it.

Only one. We'll have to travel deep inside Fry...

Only to have it remain in my hands with elastic!

Only woman to be named People magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year" twice...

Onto the Internet you go.

Ooh, ooh. Bubblegum, my name's Bender...

Ooh!

Ooh! Just like that. Any luck, Bubblegum?

Ooh! Let Bubblegum tell it!

Ooh! Ooh, ooh, ooh! Put me in, Professor!

Ooh! Ooh!

Ooh! That sounds cool.

Ooh! What's that funky jazz?

Ooh. I'm attracted to a man with responsibility.

Open this door!

Or do you want to be like Adlai,

Or maybe... you'll be the best musician ever.

Or tried to burn me...

Order! The only poor people l want to hear about. . .

Ordinarily, Billy would work hard...

Ordinary human dating.

Ouch!

Ouch! That's going to bleed when my heart beats.

Our species reproduces with a cloud of spores.

Over my dead career!

Ow, my head! Ow, my feet! Ow, my head! Ow, my feet!

Ow!

Ow! I need a calculator.

People, we got a problem. Little Nibbler's been coughin' up hair balls.

Perfect! You know, a guy could fall head over heels for a gal like you.

Perhaps men are not as evil as Femputer thinks.

Perhaps we could explode the whole damned nebula.

Perhaps you and it could get better acquainted over dinner.

Petroleum reserves ran dry in 2038.

Phaser eye surgery is a capital idea.

Philip J. Fry.

Pitiful ballplayers of Earth.

Please make a note of it.

Please pick me up before you go go.

Please send the man round back and pick up Clyde Smith..

Please stand clear of self destructing basket.

Please, give me a chance to be romantic on my own.

Please, sir, let's just divide up the check and...

Please! Please let me come with you.

Please. I need something to settle my stomach.

Please. It's important to me.

Plus some new ones that were so beautiful...

Plus, the government will help out with a small stipend of $ 100 a week!

Poetic image number 37 not found.

Police. You're busted!

Poor Bender.

Poor Frankie.

Poor Fry. He's got the munchies for freedom.

Pretend these basketballs are time particles, my silver honky.

Pretty good story, hey, Hermes?

Problem is, he's got multiple personalities. All of them Lincoln.

Professor, I hope you find out what's wrong before we skip right past my birth...

Proportionately weighted by box office receipts.

Psst. Leela! I've set up a time proof shelter in the closet.

Put the metal to the pedal to the other metal.

Quick, grab his foot cuffs!

Quick! Let's keep escaping!

Quick! This way.

Quick! We can escape through that nasal capillary into the sinus.

Quit your bellyaching and take it like a robot.

Read the jar, Evelyn Wood. Dr. Z.

Really means a lot to you, doesn't it, Bender?

Really?

Recently? Like since you ate that toilet sandwich?

Relax, mammal. My robotic software shall meet your calculatory needs.

Release the prisoners!

Remember your manners, kids. Forks go in the left pocket, spoons in the right.

Right! # Fry crack corn and I don't care #

Roberto! What a surprise to see you in here!

Rock it, Bender!

Roger.

Say as many of them as you can as fast as you can.

Say, I'm no physicist, but I think I know how to stop the skipping. We'll just...

Screws up your inhibition unit and makes you sing folk songs.

Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived.

See? I'm all squishy and flabby. Also, I complain a lot.

Seeing that strange robot force 12 children to do his bidding...

Sellin' kidneys, teeth. Whatever falls out of me.

Selling children as food and misrepresenting the weight of livestock.

Send them both to the robot loony bin and let's go.

Set a course for adventure!

She asked first.

She does too! She's loaded with meat. She's got more meat than a cow. Ow!

She doesn't need an operation! She's fine the way she is.

She doesn't really love you. She can't.

She looks pretty good for a truck stop chick.

She may be different, but she still deserves a good home.

She's more than just a piece of software.

She's not gussied up, duded out, getting down, or where it's at.

She's out of control! You win again, gravity.

She's so great. I feel like I can almost remember...

Shh. Be very quiet.

Shoot them in the back! Quick, while they're not looking!

Shut up, Fry. Now, look, Adlai.

Shut up! Stop telling me how to do this!

Silence! You want die like last men visit Amazonia?

Since we're both orphans, maybe we should adopt a child.

Sir? You seem pretty stable.

Smells like something died in the wall.

Snu snu! Snu snu! Snu snu!

Snu snu. Snu snu.

So do it, robot. It's easier than it looks.

So he doesn't notice what we're up to.

So he needs you to cram a Tinkertoy in it.

So he's not perfect. You don't wanna end up old and lonely like Zoidberg.

So I could rule the Amazonians.

So I gave the cookies you made to Fawn and the kids..

So I thought I'd drop in for your follow up exam.

So if you ever miss us, even just a teeny bit, you can look at it.

So let's try some on already.

So long. I'm off to toss this old shell in the Dumpster...

So that's where I left my shell.

So the eggs in that egg salad sandwich were...

So what do you do these days?

So what's your problem?

So where's the celebrity dating place?

So, Amy, um... Well, uh...

So, are we dating now?

So, I can, uh, keep the check?

So, Leela, how about a romantic ride in one of those swan boats?

So, uh, what do you feel like doing?

So, um, Amy, wh what do you wanna do now?

So, why did you make it your leader?

So? Did you ever stop to think that Fry is better off with worms?

So? What you been up to since you left the orphanarium?

So's your fantasies has always been to destroys a planet, huh?

Sold to the being of inconceivable horror.

Some guy's been calling and hanging up 10 times a day for a year.

Someone fat get in my way!

Something involving that many big words could easily destabilize time itself.

Sons, daughters, meet Uncle Fry.

Soon the whole world will learn we're cyber criminals.

Sorry you struck out, sausage link.

Sorry, buddy. I, too, know what it's like to have a dream I'll never achieve.

Sorry, ladies. Employees only.

Sorrys, ma'am. I've learnsed a lesson about not ogling cans that I won't soons forgets.

Stand back! I'm a tool bot.

Stands back. I'm gonna puts my moves on her.

Stay here.

Stick to someone else, ya windy barnacle!

Still, I propose we make Zoidberg do it

Stop it! Stop it! Hey, cut that out!

Stop! We'll leave.

Story, story, story!

Strange. Usually you don't know anything about human anatomy.

Stupid senior citizens

Supermen lead, 45 42.

Sure, men are annoying and they wreck up whatever planet they're in charge of...

Sure. Anything for you, buddy.

Sure. You want to dump the corpses out of theres, it's yourses.

Surprise!

Surprisingly dull so far.

Sweet Clyde Dixon to Bubblegum Tate. Drives down court.

Sweet Clyde, laugh derisively at him.

Sweet light crude!

Sweet, juicy justice!

Take a whiff through the Smell A Scope.

Take this and that and one of these.

Tear it so most of the beads are on my end!

Tell us a story, Daddy Bender!

Terminate noise exchange.

Terrific. Now, consider the following:

Than by me showing Bubblegum the Globetrotter uniform I made myself?

Thank you.

Thank you. That song doesn't usually last three hours...

Thanks for comin' out to get to know my boyfriend.

Thanks for rescuing me. Especially you, Bender.

Thanks for saving us, Fry.

Thanks, Adlai. I guess you never really outgrow being an eyeball...

Thanks, Bender.

That and the largest gold nugget in the world... one mile in diameter.

That car must have killed me. I must be in heaven.

That coffin's not going to open itself.

That facility has been full since you ruled being poor is a mental illness.

That first time was just to case the joint and rob it a little.

That Fry's a sicko pervert, I tell ya.

That guy's only interested now that you have two eyes.

That is so sweet.

That is so wrong! You can't just melt down broken robots.

That jerk! No one hoots at my captain unless they're prepared to take it to the next level.

That not even Hermes' famous jerk prunes could dislodge them.

That not important. She all knowing.

That one grabbed his behindus.

That was fun. Let's give him a treat.

That was incredible, Bender.

That was my anniversary gift from LaBarbra!

That was really a manbot.

That we all pitch in and clean it up together.

That would require extremely tiny atoms, and have you priced those lately?

That would stop more chronitons from escaping.

That you and I will ever, ever...

That'll be three "pic a tures" of George Washington.

That's a good one. Ow!

That's a plus sign, you loony! Quit thinking you're a robot!

That's Adlai Atkins. I used to have kind of a crush on him.

That's an awfully long way to go for makin' out.

That's an understandable mistake. You can let me down now, thanks.

That's correct. It's time to stop living this vida bachelor loca.

That's for sure Roberto, is that you?

That's how I must've done it!

That's like Christina Aguilera singin' in Spanish.

That's me, baby. Let me just ditch the kids in an alley...

That's me, over in "Cootie town."

That's normal. Next patient!

That's rich. Go on.

That's such a beautiful thought, Fry.

That's the dumbest question I ever heard.

That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard, you imbecile!

That's why I'll be proud to go up on stage tomorrow and say...

That's why, with all due respect, I'm asking you to leave.

The 67th Amendment.

The Amazonians will be divided into three groups.

The background time radiation is fluctuating wildly!

The Bender B. Rodriguez Orphanarium.

The car dealer? l guess his prices really were insane.

The charge is bank robbery.

The circus needs to set up for tomorrow's big...

The colors in the van are keeping us awake.

The flowers, the puddle, the way you hurt that guy.

The grownups have to talk. Come on, Ma.

The Internet is about the free exchange and sale of other people's ideas.

The kids have got to go.

The magical thing I did to make her love me.

The monsters of vaguely folkish alterna rock...

The nerve is through here. Where's Zoidberg?

The next day, Billy's planet was destroyed by aliens.

The number you have dialed has crashed into a planet.

The odor of pure time leaking.

The one called Zapp will be snu snu'd by the large women.

The parts when I was awake blew my mind.

The pelvic splanchnic ganglion.

The Planet Express health plan only covers one kind of replacement shell.

The real Lucy Liu, the one you can see a movie of in the popcorn stadium.

The rest of us aren't normal, and that's what makes us great.

The second one. Prepare to enter...

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

The stately capitol of Fry's bowel...

The thing is, Fry is very sweet, but he's so immature.

The time skips are worse than ever now.

The time skips haven't stopped at all.

The tongue tickles.

The tragic sound of other people's suffering.

The Trotters held a news conference to announce that I was a jive sucker.

The warden would trot you out in front of prospective parents...

Theft of money.

Their gravity might just divert the chronitons...

Then along came Bender.

Then he'd use the money to buy dinner for Mavis...

Then how 'bout this little number? Purebred human

Then let the negotiations begin.

Then maybe you should sing it. Lay it down, boys.

Then the large women again.

Then the large women...

Then the petite women...

There is no purpose, only enjoyment.

There is nothing at stake and no threat...

There it is, the edge of the universe.

There it is...

There must be layers and layers of old stuff down there.

There, we'll irritate the pelvic splanchnic ganglion and cause an intestinal spasm...

There.

There. Fixed forever.

There'll be a close up on this video screen.

There's a gremlin destroying the plane! You've gotta believe me!

There's a lot about my face you don't know.

There's been a terrible mistake! I'm human!

There's just something I have to find out.

There's no hurry.

There's no part of that sentence I didn't like.

There's only one surefire way back into a woman's heart and parts beyond.

There's only room for two, and you're the one I want to share it with.

There's the funding for your gravity pump.

There's the question of what to do with you.

There's the tip off. Globetrotter ball!

Therefore, robbing a bank is tantamount to that most heinous of crimes:

These are the types we like.

These new hands are great. I'm gonna break 'em in tonight.

These'll go great with my soul.

They cause these dents, or "time skips."

They don't believe I'm a human either. Name's Unit 201 3.

They don't have you to inspire them.

They dug up a bag of Olestra chips from my time.

They got a crapper in the back. That's one of the things you kids do, right?

They got the head. They uncovered the sign.

They have a college kid wear that to attract customers.

They just won't stop!

They know everything he knows.

They like Lucy Liu? We'll give them all the Lucy Liu they can handle.

They say you're making strides with your exploding problem.

They were delicious! But I digress.

They're beautiful!

They're giving it a complete tune up.

They're horrible.

They're kinda dangerous, but I finally mastered them.

They're only a foot high, Professor.

They're trapped, trapped in the soft, viselike grip of robot lips.

Thirty days, September, April, June. Peanut butter. What am l gonna do?

This "women only" planet is sounding better and better.

This capital city Planet Amazonia.

This coming together of superstars...

This half date is entirely over.

This is a song called "My Broken Friend."

This is so unfair. I liked you back when you were a cyclops.

This is the best movie I've ever seen.

This is the most beautiful moment of my life.

This is the news at 11:00. The mysterious and unexplained...

This is the worst part of the job.

This is the wrong patient.

This our comedy club.

This thing can't go faster than 80,000 miles an hour?

This time disruption is extremely serious.

This whole sector is uncharted.

This will not stand!

Thorias from downtown.

Those aren't swan boats. They're swans.

Those sweaty nerds are making illegal copies of us.

Thus deepening Earth's eventual humiliation.

Thus earning a slim chance to perform the reproductive act.

Tickle it, then get ready for the ride of your lives.

Tighter. Perhaps a hard spanking is in order.

Time and space are ripping apart at the seams.

Time continues to skip forward randomly. Details at 11:00.

Time out! Time out!

Time to kick your frosty, well toned ass.

Time to override the C.P.U. And reprogram this femputer.

Times two. Carry the one.

To be invisible in a chocolate factory...

To make money with his paper route.

To show them who's crazy, l'll execute some of you. You?

To some of my more pathetic men.

To the empty side of the universe.

To these algebraic coordinates?

Today marks our friend Dr. Zoidberg's 1 0th year with Planet Express.

Today, I actually blended in with a crowd!

Too hard!

Too true, Femputer. You're so wise.

Translation... boring.

Tremble, puny earthlings! One day my race will destroy you all.

Try and sc**** it across your chest, like a knife on burnt toast.

Tuesday, Golden Gate Park...

Turning to entertainment news, teen singer Wendy might just be the latest...

Twelve baby humans, 1,200 wing wangs.

Two eyed person.

Ugh! It's like a party in my mouth, and everyone's throwing up.

Ugh. There goes my new kitchen cabinets.

Uh huh, eh heh, mm hmm, uh huh.

Uh huh.

Uh huh. Helping my defective brothers...

Uh oh. Time to boogie on down to the sauna.

Uh, 10 4. 'Bout five miles or so. Ten, roger.

Uh, how about Cleopatra, whose beauty destroyed mighty empires?

Uh, Leela? I'm through making fun of women.

Uh, listen. I just want you all to know, your Leela's one standard lady.

Uh, not right now.

Uh, right. Right. We're the losers.

Uh, what if we go for a walk, possibly...

Uh! Move. Go.

Um, sir, I don't go out on many dates, and, um...

Under the seat.

Unless they're Oreos, and only in the mouth. Don't you see? l'll die!

UNlT 201 3: And this here is Frankie.

UNlT 201 3: Hey. l believe you are a human.

Us? Me? You? Kids?

Vamanos!

Very well. Release him. As for the others, take them to the snu snu chambers!

Vintage Bubblegum!

Visiting hours are over. Time for our medication disks.

Waah! Waah!

Wait a minute. Bender is my best friend.

Wait a minute. You know lots of rock stars.

Wait a second. Is that the head of who I think it's of?

Wait here, Bender. l need to get a disguise.

Wait! That's it! I'll fake it.

Wait! We just have to get past the eardrum!

Wait. In a minute.

Watch as I embarrass your civilization...

Watch for any subtle irregularity in Fry's bowel.

We both know there's something there.

We came to terrify and humiliate you...

We can all get together for a big benefit concert in San Francisco.

We can't just dump him in the gutter like Grandma's ashes.

We can't wait for Bender. It's time for a woman's touch.

We challenge you to defend your honor...

We don't like your type around here.

We drawed you this picture.

We have been beaten... in basketball.

We have bigger problems.

We hear tell men used for snu snu.

We kill her now?

We know robots don't have emotions, but...

We made it!

We must leave now, for we are needed elsewhere

We need rest.

We take them to our leader. She know what do

We wanna hear this one again.

We'd need some kind of doomsday device to initiate an implosion like that.

We'll have to call in the finest scientific minds in the univer...

We'll have to run some tests back on Earth...

We'll meet your roommate next. His name is Malfunctioning Eddie.

We'll miss you, Daddy Bender.

We'll need to speed up their growth...

We'll stop them.

We're at finger alert five.

We're entering the interior of Fry's nose.

We're going home. Call us a space taxi.

We're okay on Coke syrup.

We're trying. We petitioned the governor. . .

We're willing to listen to your demands.

We've got the rest of our lives to work this...

We've got to do something. Bender, maybe you can interface with the Femputer...

We've got to stem this tidal wave of moral decay.

Welcome to Nappster. Let's see what celebrities we've got in stock.

Well, a wonderful girl loves me...

Well, at least I learned Leela's a lost cause. I give up.

Well, down to my last lottery ticket.

Well, duh. She's programmed to like you.

Well, everyone, prepare to get your guts kicked out by folk singers.

Well, hello. I usually don't say this...

Well, I don't care if it was just some dork in a costume.

Well, I sure ain't his grandma. Now, look here, Prof.

Well, I'm in love with this girl.

Well, I'm stumped.

Well, if it isn't old One Eye.

Well, it was worth a shot.

Well, it's time to say hello to the old gang.

Well, let's divide up the china.

Well, let's drag him to the curb.

Well, let's see. My memory's a little fuzzy, but it went exactly like this:

Well, nothing to do now but repopulate the human race.

Well, so has Fry. What's the big deal?

Well, so long. Get well soon.

Well, so what if I love a robot? It's not hurting anybody.

Well, that's love for you.

Well, that's my good friend Beck.

Well, the doomsday device is ready.

Well, the way l see it

Well, they're still young... mere atomic superboys, really.

Well, um... Heh. The, um...

Well, well, well.

Well, which of you wrote me that sonnet?

Well, you downloaded Lucy Liu.

Well, you meet half the qualifications.

Well, you shoulda gone poopy before it was time to rat out on the check!

Well, you've come to the right place.

Wha... Someone in trouble is.

What are those worms doing to Fry's brain?

What are you doing, darling? Get down!

What are you, gay?

What could possibly...

What do we say when someone gives you something?

What does a guy have to do?

What does it matter? I'll never be a Globetrotter.

What evidence do you offer to support this new plea of insanity?

What I've become.

What if I can't think of anything to say?

What if we plead insanity?

What is it with you kids? Every other day, it's food, food, food!

What is it?

What is the world comin'to?

What is this symbol?

What is this? The Year of the Jerk?

What kind of moronic plan is that?

What the ?

What?

What? Awww.

What? Did you explain how the women's good fundamentals...

What? Who said anything about me secretly wanting to be a folk singer?

What?!

What's causing it? Is it my outfit?

What's so wonderful about Leela being normal?

What's that black cracker?

What's that?

What's the matter? Can't move your arms?

What's this for?

What's with the getup?

What's wrong?

Whee!

When a manbot and a fembot realized they loved each other.

When did this happen? You're joking, right? That's not funny!

When I'm with you, every day seems like double soup Tuesday.

When my crew removed the chronitons...

When performed by my ancestor, Art.

When were you planning the breakout?

Where are all the football stars?

Where go beautiful man?

Where the Harlem Globetrotters take on a squad of atomic supermen...

Where to, ladies?

Where's Billy?

Where's the device that lets you speed or slow the passage of time?

Which is why I'm in such a delicate conundrum.

Which one of you cutie muffins gets the children's spicy squab?

Which, it turns out, is a lot.

Who cares? We're 35 points ahead with two minutes left.

Who, if you go somewhere with him, no one says he's crummy.

Whoa oh oh ohs!

Whoa, dawg. Just cold chill.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Check out all those broken robots. Howdy, fellas!

Whoa! Slow that brain train down, Prof!

Whoo hoo!

Whoo hoo! Whoopee!

Whoo! Get a load of this average looking guy.

Whoo! Giddy up! Ha ha!

Whoops!

Why aren't we out doing everything I ever dreamed of?

Why did you do all that stuff?

Why must I be such a coward?

Why should anyone bother?

Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!

Why should we have to pay for their Social Security benefits?

Why with all the crying?

Why? 'Cause I can make annoying noises?

Will a money order be okay?

Will be snu snu'd by the most beautiful women of Amazonia...

Will be snu snu'd by the petite women.

Will ever make you feel the same way about me that I do about you.

Will no one meet our challenge?

Will strum your brains out at Bend Aid, Bend Aid!

With all these women around, they were probably nagged to death.

With low cal sensual dressing.

With my team of mutant atomic supermen!

With no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?

With no surprises whatsoever.

With special guest, Bender, the Broken Robot!

With time particles called chronitons.

WOMAN: The CIA cafeteria menu for the week of May 1 5th is as follows:

Women go free. Men stay in chains.

Won three Grammys last night...

Wonderful. And while you're under the knife...

Woo woo woo woo woo woo!

Woo woo woo woo woo...

Woooo! I'm a scary femputer!

Worms to battle stations!

Would you like to take a moment to register me?

Would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"

Wow

Wow, look at the colors!

Wow! Did you see that vase break? It was all, like...

Wow! I forgot about TV. Living free on the road...

Wow! Look at me!

Wow! We've sure got a lot in common, Beck.

Wow. Hitting the same place three times? l admire your style.

Wow. The most humdrum activities seem almost exciting through your eyes.

Wrong again, idiot. There is no gas.

Wrong, wrong, wrong.

Yahoo!

Yahoo! The system fails again!

Ye gods, Bubblegum! We failed.

Yeah yeah yee! All right. Congratulations, my friend.

Yeah, at our wedding.

Yeah, baby. Gimme some of dat.

Yeah, but I don't guess anything I could do...

Yeah, but now it's the distant future.

Yeah, thanks, but it's hopeless.

Yeah, that's how we do it!

Yeah, yeah. I've gotten used cars before.

Yeah, you're right. She don't gots enough meat for a guy like me.

Yeah!

Yeah? At least Picard had the guts to admit he was bald.

Yeah. But it's impossible.

Yeah. By the way, if she calls, I'm not here.

Yeah. Get lost!

Yeah. I don't know why, but my life really turned around that day.

Yeah. Now lie down and play dead. And don't ham it up.

Yeah. Show us the picture.

Yeah. What did they ever do for me?

Yeah. You can't shut us down.

Yeah. You know...

Yee haw!

Yep. Why do you ask?

Yes, it's been quite an hour and a half.

Yes, l am. l simply haven't discovered my primary function yet.

Yes, you do. You need to relax more.

Yes!

Yes! He's really showing us what a man with a cannon in his chest can do.

Yes? What? You say if l testify l'll be killed?

Yes.

Yes. A little tighter.

Yes. And And that person calling and hanging up was me.

Yes. I see.

Yes. It was in all the papers.

Yet you just sit around like it's the boring time I came from.

Yippee ki yay! You'll never guess where I've been!

Yo, brother! Thanks for showin' that broken robots are still useful.

Yo, old guy. Why do we have to use those tiny micro droids?

Yo, sexy mama. Let's get busy and freaky, in that order.

Yo.

You all still have Zoidberg!

You are all fools of the highest caliber.

You are so disgusting. L...

You are so smart.

You better not do that at the concert.

You big, fat fraud! You're not really broken!

You can download a celebrity's personality and appearance into a blank robot.

You could also get an ink pouch to help you escape your enemies.

You deserve it. I mean, nobody ever stops to tell you what a great captain you are.

You did it, Fry.

You do?

You don't have to do that. I'm still seduced from before.

You got six bucks left to retire on. l recommend Tender Vittles

You gotta Globetrotter that explosion up a little, Farnsie.

You gotta help me. How can l prove I'm human?

You gotta spend money to make money.

You guys are crazy. Leela doesn't need surgery.

You heard him, freaks.

You kept track of it all these years.

You kings of New New England!

You know, doing this jigsaw puzzle of a pacifier factory...

You know, when I first got broken...

You know, when I'm upset, I write a song about it.

You know...

You Latins are so hot blooded.

You little crooks! If I catch you...

You lost the woman of your dreams...

You make me feel so not weird.

You may be wrapped in greasy skin, but inside you have the heart of a robot.

You mean, by beating them up?

You people wonder why I'm still single?

You piloted directly into a black hole.

You realize how much better life is without it.

You rock!

You saved us.

You should be more ashamed than usual.

You should write a book, Fry.

You take that back! She does not look good for a truck stop chick!

You used to say that all the time.

You want me to send Patch Cord Adams back in?

You were admitted to this robot asylum. You must be a robot.

You were saying?

You, minion, lift up my arm.

You, old man? Hmph.

You'll be crawlin' with us again.

You'll be safe in here, sweetheart.

You'll blank out that robot.

You'll find a rain slicker, a disposable fun camera...

You'll get it. Personally, I try not to blink too much, because it seems flashy.

You'll have to get a new one.

You'll never move again.

You're a man. I'm a woman. We're just too different.

You're doing okay. The core reactor temperature's nominal.

You're entering a realm which is unusual.

You're going to do his laundry?

You're like Jackie Chan before he got all doughy.

You're lucky to have Zoidberg as a friend.

You're not a tool bot or a food mo tron. You're not a robot of any kind.

You're not gonna eat a sandwich from a truck stop men's room, are you?

You're on an airplane.

You're opening a retirement account for $6?

You're right! I'll start by not caring what you think.

You're right. You're right. lt was

You're smart, you're beautiful...

You're that Bubblegum Tate?

You're under arrest for child cruelty...

You're worthless, and no one will ever love you!

You've damaged your brain, Universe...

You've got metal fever, boy! Metal fever!

You've made a terrible mistake. He's a human being. Not a machine! Oh, Fry!

Your Amy knows my Leela?

Your company promotes wrong love.

Your Excellency, have you ever been in love?

Your face can take a lot of punishment. That's good to know.

Your gift pleases Femputer.

Your Honor, l move that l be disbarred. . .

Your punishment!

Your puny planet has lived in peace with the Globetrotter home world.

Your role is to distract Fry...

Zoidberg will have to examine your gastrointestinal tract.

Zoidberg, you idiot!

ZOlDBERG: Oh, the fear!

'Bout time! That's my boy!

# Anything ## Cut it

# Can do most # Cut it.

# Don't melt me down into a crowbar # # That suffers alone #

# Just 'cause I can't move my arms and legs # # Arms and legs, hey #

# Or a cheap doorstop # # He doesn't need to move #

# Or a great big giant thermos # # Giant thermos #

# Or toss me into a trash can # Bender, what are you doing?

# Than an ass to a chair # Hmm.

# That I'd like to share # For real?

# With a twist off top # # That would be good for soup #

A place no one could object to. That sounds wonderful.

Aaah! Aaah!

Aaah! Oh! Careful with that doomsday device, Bender.

Abandon ship! No! Set course for that cholesterol encrusted valve.

Actually, most doctors are rich. What?

Ah! The fresh air feels good. Stop doing that!

All hail Femputer! All hail Femputer!

All right, fine. Gather around. Yea!

All right! Jammin'! Hooray for Leela!

and does. Damn right!

and she wanted to make love with you? Eh, I gots five minutes.

And some oysters on the half shell. Quarter shell.

and something to protect you A harpoon.

And when I figure out what it is... Fry, stop.

Are you all right? Yes, my love. I'll be just...

Are you the last copy of me? Yes.

Are you? I mean, with time, my funk level could...

Are you? No.

Are you? Yes.

As the nebula bounce passes them off us... Aaah! Ooh! Aaah!

Awww. Oh, it's hopeless.

Bender don't bend that way. Hey, look.

Bender rules! Groove on, man!

Bender, think of the senoritas.

Bender, you're famous! Yeah.

Big deal. We all feel like that all the time...

Brought to you by... # The Space Pope ##

But can I "ax" you something? Anything.

But it's 10:00 in the morning! I said, hit the hay!

But why? Why? Why?

But... But... Don't be a prude, Fry.

But... No... But, Bender... # I'm telling you my broken friend #

By snu snu! Yeah! Whoo ooh!

Can do! Leela, you should really try a facial scrub for your pores.

Can I be a Globetrotter? Shut up, turkey.

Can I interest you in Gwyneth Paltrow? Nah.

Can't you just shrink us? Oh, my, no.

Come on. You can do it. Go on, you dummy

Come on. Give it up. # I'll say it loud and sing it proud #

Daddy Bender? Son?

Damn right I was! Yea!

Data error! Do not compute!

Divorce is final. What?

Does the worst W.C. Fields imitation I've ever seen.

Dr. Zoidberg, cut open that bag. Hooray!

Eight? Please, Leela?

Erase her, Fry. What? No!

even when it's not. What is it? Is it about Bender?

Everything? Except that.

Ew! What a dump!

for... Beck!

Fry, shut up. Yes, Captain.

Fry. Aw, you guys came to watch me make out.

Get lost, Pavarotti. # Nooo ##

Go get it, boy! Ruff!

Gross! Go, man, go!

Haah! Hmm? Huuh!

He big jerk like man. I sure am, but check the crotch.

He's a witch! Fry, did you eat anything unusual recently?

Hello, beautiful. I got these for you. Thanks.

Hey, you know what might be a hoot? No. Why would I know that?

Hi. Hello.

Hmm? Looks like you're retaining water.

How nice for you, Leela. That's so good...

How Tonk look? Tonk look good.

I call it Caribbean Drano. Fry will be stuck with the worms forever.

I can't move any part of me. Good.

I just want her to like me. Well, there's always hope.

I love you. Oh, Kif!

I propose we go out on 10 dates. How about zero?

I'll catch you later. You morons! I don't know what you're tryin' to pull...

I'll miss ya, meat bag. Me too, meat bag.

I'll take three. Give me one, man.

I'm afraid so. What they for?

I'm Albert. Kind of fatty.

I've finished talking, sir. Belay that remark!

I've had better. Egg salad? Hmm.

Impressed? Yeah, actually.

Is any of that a problem? Not if you've lived a life without regret.

Is that a problem? Indeed so.

Is yours acting normally? Let me see.

Isn't he dreamy? Totally.

It got ruined in the wash. Mine too. Even my change.

It is? Of course. You should read a blimp sometime.

It time snu snu! Can't we just cuddle?

It was an accident, ma'am. That does not fempute!

It's a baby! A baby what? Ow!

It's a bluff. We can't take that chance.

It's amazing the way you... notice two things.

It's ticking. I have to, Alex.

Kick it. # He could make a good hat rack #

Kids have names? My name is Nina, and his name's Albert...

Kif! Oh, my!

Kind of cool. Yeah. I like it.

Like what? Whale oil.

Listen, you fat Internet nerd. Listening.

Look! A starling! Really?

Lookie there. It's one of them things like on our mud flaps. Yosemite Sam?

Me fat. No. You look good. Tonk fat.

Me too, now that I'm used to it. Then it was all on purpose.

Me! Ap dap dap dap!

Mommy? Why is that man like that? Don't look at him.

Nah, nothin' like that, although we do have Lucy Liu.

Nine. Zero.

No vampire in there. Uh... Mm... Hmm. Well, uh...

No, it's about you and me. And Bender?

No! Stop! Wait a minute, man!

No. I don't know what I'm doing.

No. What about that bathroom egg salad from the truck stop?

No. Why? 'Cause it always locks up.

No... # I'm telling you my broken friend #

Now I want them to help me. Should we do something?

Oddball. Nonsense, you're a space captain.

Oh, and I'd like... Kif's not hungry.

Oh, ay, eeh, ay. Hermes is a Rastafarian accountant.

Oh, I'm a doctor. A tall doctor, you say.

Oh, yeah. I had snu snu

Oh! Wow!

Oh! You're no femputer. You're a fembot!

Okay. Wait. Hold on.

Ooh! There it is!

Ooh! Wow!

Ooh! Ow, ow, ow! Ow! I hate that!

Ooh! Yeah! Oh, baby!

Ooh. Bubblegum, look at this.

Oops! And Fry, you've got that brain thing!

Oops. Oh, great.

People need to know about the... can eat more.

Perfect. Haah! Oh, oh!

Quit huggin' me. I guess you're busy.

Remember me? Leela!

Robot Crouching Tiger. Robot Crane style.

Saw it comin'. I just saw something incredibly cool...

Settle down and have kids. Oh, Adlai.

Seven. Zero.

She decide men's fates. Is she hot?

She does have an ear on her face. Well? So what?

She's just a machine that... Stay away from our women!

She's right! No doubt about it. Daylight come!

Shh! Who dares laugh at the jesters of dunk?

Shotgun! Shotgun! Aww!

Snu snu! Snu snu! Amy! Before I die...

So there's an infinite number of parallel universes? No. Just the two.

So what is it this time? Well, my lead pipe hurts a little.

So... Garbage, huh? I'll take care of it.

Stupid as a French guy! One Eye, One Eye, One Eye, One Eye...

Sure haven't. Keep adoption in mind.

Tally me banana! Amy's a klutz from Mars.

Tate, what do you know about this? Not much yet...

That a girl! Right on! Good call.

That's a fine conventional profession. Well, you know.

That's kind of a pick me up.

The blinker's off. I learned how to work the gravity pump, too...

The explosion? No, not the explosion!

Then what? Nothing.

There ya go! Good night.

These kids yours? Yeah.

They don't deserve to die. Hmm.

They know how to make ice cream soup? Leela...

They were all Zapp's idea. Really? Honest and true?

This ain't good. System error

This looks to be one disturbingly erotic date. Half date.

This one's like a summer guy. Look, you fat fish.

Those were toenail clippings. A feast is a feast.

Too late, hot plate. Aw, crap!

Two. One half.

Uh, I'm afraid we only want one. Whatever you say, chief.

Um, are you Lucy Liu? Sure.

Wah hoo! I found her! What do I do now? Download her.

Waiter. Bring us a bottle of wine. Half bottle.

Was it out in front of Discount Shoe Outlet? Yeah.

We gotta get someplace where he won't stick his finger. It's hopeless! Abandon ship!

We gotta go rescue them! Eh, I don't know.

We no can dunk, but good fundamentals. That more fun to watch.

We're all here. Aye, aye. Definitely.

We're home. Well, let's earn some bread.

We're in the ear. Okay, Professor.

We've done nothing wrong. Help! I'm being held prisoner!

Well, let's see what's on.

What are you doing? # Don't crush me into an anchor #

What are you saying? I've never been good with words...

What do you say, Bubblegum? Hell no.

What do you think, Curly Joe? No, man.

What happens if we lose? Nothing!

What is it? Good news? Bender, your hydraulics are shot.

What part of that do I understand? It's simple.

What planet is this anyway? I don't know.

What should we do next? I wanna see the edge of the universe.

What the... Hey, man.

What the... What?

What? And now, my meddling manbot...

What? Lieutenant Kroker!

What? What about what?

What? Why would you do that? Leela, I had worms.

What? You take that back! Ooh, eBay.

What'd they die of? Crushed pelvises

What's happened to you? Nothing. I got rid of the worms.

What's happening? We seem to be lurching forward randomly in time...

What's that song about? Hey, yeah.

What's that supposed to mean? I don't know.

Where are all the men in your society? Men die out many year ago.

Where are we, the ass? We're in the heart, better known as the love muscle.

Where the food is digested. We should be safe...

Who are you? Don't hurt us.

Who are you? Scruffy, a janitor.

Who controls this bowel? Who wants to know?

who eat all the hors d'oeuvres. Well.

Who's in charge of this dump? That'd be me.

Who's that? # You could not foresee #

Whoo! Oh, yeah!

Whoo! What was that?

Why aren't you fixing the boiler? Schedule conflict.

Why should I do that? Listen, buddy.

Why won't it start? It just needs some gas.

Will you go out with me this Sunday? Sure!

Would you like to take a moment to register me? I said later.

Wow, that was great! Hey, thanks. You a fan?

Wow! Worms?

Wow! Neat! Oh!

Yaah! Whuh! Waaa taah!

Yay! I'm a Globetrotter!

Yea! Aw, come on!

Yea! Hey, what the... Whoa!

Yea! Our daddy's a giant toy!

Yeah! Cut it!

Yeah! Hooray! Great.

Yeah! Then knock yourself out.

Yes! Oh, thank you, Lord in Heaven.

Yes. They still laugh. The men must die!

Yo, what's the dillio? # Just 'cause I can't jump and dance and sing #

You all obey a big computer? Yes.

You and me, Kif and Amy. Forget it.

You are a calculator. I mean, a good calculator.

You do? Yes

You heard the man! Yeah. Ooh.

You look great the way you are. Oh, that's so sweet, Fry.

You mean "Colon"? State your business.

You mean we just... My, yes!

You mean... I'm sorry.

You stifle, Bender. Hooray!

You tricked me into marrying you, didn't you? Of course not!

You. You.

You're cute. You're cute.

You're just jealous. No, I'm not!

You're one sexy man... Philip J. Fry.

Zoidberg! Sorry. You must've been boring me.

A squid? A human! Oh, my God! I'm a human!

Back off! l got hostages! Hooray! I'm helping!

Beep. Oh, for God's sake!

Come on, Lasty! ROBERTO: Hey, Bender.

Cool. Can you give me a hand here? Sure thing, pal.

Fear not, for l shall assist ye! Robots don't say ''ye. ''

Fifty six ish? Fifty six? Fifty six?

Go! Okay.

Here's something for your trouble. Thanks, buddy!

Hey, mon. Nice to meet you.

Hi, Red! Roberto? What are you doing here?

Hooray for me! Hooray for Zoidberg! l'll now read the mandatory speech.

How's working the lunchroom? All right.

Huzzahs are in order. Huzzah.

Keep your chin up. FRY: Ow, my chin!

l got busted robbing that bank again. Why the same bank twice?

l thought you were retired. l don't see you planning for old age.

Let me guess. He thinks he's Lincoln? He's supposed to.

Look! l barely exploded at all. We can control that with medication.

Nice talking to you. Same here. You guys are all right.

Not you. Him. Me? What a surprise!

Pleased to meet you. We've met.

Someone had a busy day! My roommate exploded.

Thanks for helping me escape. lt was nothing.

They done hired me to represent them. lnsanity plea is accepted.

Wait! Take me first! Yes! Take her first!

What's the matter? You scared? N , n , n

Which side do you want to be on? The side that kicks your metal ass.

You are being released. Finally! Sweet justice!

You could drop dead. l don't wanna!

You old lunatic! How you been? Not bad. Not bad.

. . .and l'll never forget his name as long as l live. And that name is

. . .are those who tend to my pores at the spa.

. . .but he doesn't want to appear soft on those falsely imprisoned.

. . .could you tell us what you done seen that day?

. . .for introducing this evidence against my own clients.

. . .handsome.

. . .so many strange fluids gushing out of patients' bodies.

. . .that a bank is where people put money that isn't invested right.

. . .two Lincolns for every Napoleon.

. . .until you are deemed cured.

... the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth.

...followed by Perennial Loser. Bringing up the rear, it's Lasty!

''Dear Employee: Has it really been 5, 1 0 or 1 5 years?

'Cause I was really hoping we could talk and stuff.

'Cause when we're together in here, baby, time will stand still.

"Anyhoo," your net suits will let you experience...

"Bender's Arrest Record.

"Boring"? Wasn't that the period when they cracked the human genome...

"By The Police.

"Download a celebrity from the Internet. "

"L l... I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies."

"Look at me, world! I am a broken robot!"

"Odelay" is a word. Just look it up in the Becktionary.

"On March 3, at 2:00 p. M...

"Soothing action, action, action, action."

# Bender crack corn and he is great #

# But I say his mind is free #

# For outdated pants #

# Froggie went a courtin' and Bender is great #

# Froggie went a courtin', and he did ride Uh huh, uh huh #

# He could be a storage closet #

# He only has to stand there #

# His name is you and me #

# I don't care 'cause the master's gone away ##

# I like 'em tight #

# Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care #

# Just 'cause I can't cook you ham and eggs #

# Just give him a chance #

# Leela crack corn I still don't care #

# My broken friend could do it all #

# My broken friend is closer to me #

# People say my broken friend is useless #

# Put your hands in the air like you just don't care #

# Somethin', Bender is great #

# Take that, you stupid corn ##

# That robot has a tragic secret #

# That robot's name I never told you #

# There's lots of things my mangled robot friend could be #

# Uh huh ##

# Well, Froggie went a courtin' and he did ride #

# Zoidberg #

## He's got me beat.

Futurama - Season 3
Futurama, created by Matt Groening, is an acclaimed American animated television show that first aired in 1999. Season 3 of Futurama continues the comedic adventures of its beloved characters in the distant future. With its witty writing, unique blend of science fiction and humor, and a talented voice cast, the show has gained a devoted fanbase worldwide. The main cast includes Billy West as Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy who accidentally gets cryogenically frozen and wakes up in the year 3000. Katey Sagal portrays Turanga Leela, a no-nonsense spaceship captain with only one eye, while John DiMaggio brings life to Bender Rodriguez, an alcohol-fueled robot with a carefree attitude. Additionally, Maurice LaMarche voices several characters, including Kif Kroker, Zapp Brannigan's loyal alien assistant. Season 3 of Futurama features a total of 22 episodes, each filled with hilarious and sometimes heartwarming stories. Some notable episodes from this season include "Amazon Women in the Mood," where a crash landing on a planet of giant women leads to romantic entanglements and an intergalactic battle for freedom. In "The Luck of the Fryrish," Fry discovers a seven-leaf clover that used to belong to his deceased brother, leading to a poignant exploration of sibling relationships. Another standout episode is "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid," where the ancient race of brain aliens, the Nibblonians, reveals that Fry is the one destined to save the universe from an impending doom. This episode showcases the show's ability to blend smart sci-fi concepts with hilarious subversion of familiar tropes. The show's writing is a key strength, with jokes that range from quick-witted one-liners to clever visual gags and even clever references to popular culture. The writers of Futurama, including Ken Keeler, Eric Kaplan, and David X. Cohen, excel at both delivering the laughs and creating intricate storylines that allow for character growth and development. The show's animation style is visually appealing, with a vibrant color palette and detailed backgrounds bringing the unique future world to life. The attention to detail extends to the character designs, each reflecting their distinct personalities. The talented animators and artists behind Futurama, including Peter Avanzino and Carlos Baeza, add depth and richness to the visuals, enhancing the viewing experience. Accompanying the fantastic storytelling and visuals is a notable score composed by Christopher Tyng. The show's theme song, composed by Christopher Tyng, sets the tone for each episode, blending futuristic sounds with a catchy melody. The music throughout the series enhances the comedic timing and overall atmosphere, further immersing the audience into the world of Futurama. Fans of Futurama can immerse themselves in the sounds of Season 3, as all the episodes are available for download and streaming. Whether it's reliving the hilarious banter between Fry and Bender, or enjoying the quirky sound effects that add an extra layer of comedy to the show, these sounds bring the Futurama experience to life. To play and download these sounds and immerse yourself in the world of Futurama, visit the official Futurama website or other streaming platforms. With its captivating storytelling, brilliant voice cast, and unique blend of humor and science fiction, Season 3 of Futurama is a must-watch for fans of the show and anyone seeking a good laugh. So, hop aboard the Planet Express ship and join Fry, Leela, and Bender on their intergalactic adventures through time and space. With Futurama's Season 3, be prepared for a wild, witty, and heartwarming journey that will keep you entertained from beginning to end.
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