Futurama - Season 4 Edit

A And of course, I tell no one my feelings.

A big endorsement deal for Leela? How much?

A blank wall! Fame is mine!

A buffet. Oh, if only I had my wallet with me.

A complete sandwich?

A debonair robot with a zesty, in your face outlook...

A demented, knife wielding, escaped lunatic Libertarian zombie mutant snuck up and...

A few drops will cause the inner perfection...

A film highlighting Planet Express, Inc.'s...

A grand slam blern! The Mets lose! Their season is over,

A gun?

A hostile takeover and sold off all the assets.

A lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm my own grandpa.

A madman!

A member of our brotherhood...

A new chief executive officer and oust this old creep!

A one eyed woman.

A ship in a bottle.

A student of the legendary Helmut Spargle.

A surprise funeral for me?

A witch?

A working pastry replica of downtown Venice.

Aah!

Aah! Damn you!

Aah! Hey... Aah!

Aah! Ooh, they..

About twelve hours ago when the party started.

Abraca duh. Just ask the professor.

Absolutely not!

Absolutely.

According to regulations, both companies must approve the takeover.

According to the precision digital chronograph, it's July 9th, 1 947...

Accurate to within one tenth of a plausibility unit.

Actually, I don't have bones.

Actually, I don't have bones.

Actually, on a robot, they sorta do.

Actually, we only practice martial arts as a form of meditation.

Add a one and two zeroes in front of that, we got ourselves a wad.

Afore I send thee to Davy Jarg's Locker.

After a while, you just sort of tune it out.

After all, who needs courage when you have...

Afterlife?

Against pro ball's worst female anything.

Ages ago, I was the host of a TV show...

Ah ha! Once again, the conservative sandwich heavy portfolio...

Ah, ah, ah! Ancient Signoid secret.

Ah, bloody chunder!

Ah, come on! I've got a lot of ransom notes to send!

Ah, here we are... the worst player in history.

Ah, man!

Ah, mm, do you have any food?

Ah, that right. We finally get to spend some time with this Mr. Kif.

Ah, the Earthican pastime, blernsball.

Ah, the pity! Fated to drift forever through the void as gravity's plaything.

Ah, the professor's was better.

Ah, very nice.

Ah, Wade Boggs. Goes down smooth.

Ah! Come on! You guys have forever to look for God.

Ah. It's a wonderful night.

Ahh, this is a why I love Earth a...

Ahh! Whew!

Ahh.

Aki, what's Elzar making?

All bow before the great Metal Lord!

All dead! Who would have known playing God...

All I ever wanted was for people to remember my name.

All I'm asking is one measly lifetime to find my friend!

All right, all right!

All right, then.

All right. Don't panic. If we can get to the ship...

All right. It's Saturday night.

All right. Low and away.

All right. Never mind.

All right. Show's over. No refunds. You heard the robot. Get out.

All rights, ladies. Let's flush these artist lofts straights to hell!

All the whole numbers have been retired

All your base are belong to us.

Also Wolfman.

Also, I didn't know buggalo could fly.

Also, I hate you. And finally, you can't cook for squat

Also, it comes with double prize money.

Also, this bag of cats our culture considers holy.

Amen.

Amy should be dating real man... like him.

Amy, no! It's too windy!

Amy, no! Not on your parents' planet!

Amy, tend to the Widow Pacman.

Amy! No o o!

An asteroid field! If even a pea sized asteroid...

An image stayed on the screen.

An inauspicious continuation for the career of the first woman blernsballer.

And a ruined our white a pants of peace.

And a woman who ended a thousand year galactic war...

And above all, have fun.

And accept only the lesser title of Zinc Saucier...

And also that my cat smells good and is pretty.

And also, it hurt my feelings!

And as soon as I stop hallucinating and blasting puke,

And as vice chairman, I believe I speak for the entire board...

And be quick about it!

And before his mysterious death, he taught me everything he knew.

And blowing this whole place to rubble.

And by a crazy coincidence his stomach exploded.

And conjectured that my mother was a prostitute.

And even if you stay here the rest of your life...

And even though the computer...

And finally, the post office meter is for business mail only.

And give it the sleek, dazzling veneer...

And here he is trying to make a catch with an oven mitt.

And how to prepare our dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.

And I am gonna lead you to the top in this industry of... of...

And I'm the other guy, Courage.

And I'm voting against the cat hater!

And if you do nothing, they lose hope.

And in this corner, Zoidberg.

And lead them on a rough, tough cattle drive.

And live here and be a witch like you?

And made peace with the Martians.

And no question, Leela, the first woman ever to reach the majors,

And not clown fundamentals!

And now here I am, ready to sleaze my way back to the top...

And now I have a grand announcement.

And now, Chairman Koji will present...

And now, extend a formulated greeting to Master Chef Elzar!

And now, if MomCorp shareholders will cast their ballots.

And now, judgment.

And on more than one occasion, he...

And only they shall have buggalo. And they're us.

And our next pharaoh is over there near some... tents.

And pay attention as I sign an historic peace accord...

And significant one time losses.

And so I'm giving up control of the company...

And so our company flames onwards.

And so to recognize your achievements...

And sometimes that makes me very sad.

And start sharing fond memories of me, Bender.

And stay there, like Cyndi Lauper.

And That Guy understands that.

And that includes you, Amy.

And that law is... no "backsies."

And that will outlive any monument.

And that's how I defeated Elzar...

And that's not your golf cart.

And that's with three E's.

And that's with two F's.

And the alien they captured was... was...?

And the battle is on!

And the many goods he left in his royal garage.

And then I'd be off to my next adventure.

And then, while they sat helplessly around the campfire...

And they seem pretty on the ball.

And this time I mean it!

And using this, you cannot fail.

And we carve a bunch of our presidents into your sacred mountain.

And what is worse, I framed my dearest friend, Fry.

And wipe your damn feet!

And wish to go home to Kansas...

And wound up here, making pies out of shoes.

And yet, tonight we have witnessed the beginning...

And you are out of here.

And you, lad, all you need is a brain.

And you've been hypnotized by his swingin' baloney.

And, just to clarify, land is the stuff that has sky over it.

And, of course, the liquor industry attracted organized crime.

And, uh, that's why I believe...

Anipsus! Pleotut! What's his name!

Any button! They all retaliate!

Anyone who misses this will regret it forever.

Anyone who's a sheep is fired.

Apparently not.

Are equally inferior to robots?

Are not your minds open to new ideas?

Are you ready, Bender?

Are you sure there's no other way to get the buggalo out?

As a caveman frozen in a glacier, I faced different challenges.

As a pitcher, I serve up plenty of beanballs,

As an alien who was abandoned on Earth...

As for me, I went temporarily insane...

As for you, young lady...

As God is my witness, I vow to earn the respect of girls and women everywhere.

As I've said before, I used reverse fossilization...

As long as I get to hurt people and not just dance around at the equinox.

As vice chairman of Planet Express, I'd like to say a few words.

As you can see, 1 947 is going to be an eventful year...

Ask not for whom the bone bones...

At dawn tomorrow, the high priest will consult the Wall of Prophecy...

At once, sir!

At the current market price, which is...

At the tragic exploitation of a proud, bead loving people.

At this rate, you're sure to go down as the worst blernsball player of all time!

Atomic bombs? Oh, no! Those unbelievers from my backside...

Avast, mateys! Electronically transfer your space doubloons...

Aw, do we have to? I mean, they're monks.

Aw, don't cry, foreign people. I used to work in a pizzeria,

Aw, I'm gonna spend eternity alone, with barely any swag!

Aw, it's all my fault!

Aw, look. Betsy followed you, Kif.

Aw, who am I kidding?

Aw, you knew my favorite cause of death.

Aw!

Aw. She likes you!

Awesome. Awesome to the max!

Back in the 1980s, I was the toast of Wall Street.

Bam!

Bam!

Bam!

Bam!

Bean Bay Beans. They're the beaniest.

Bean! Bean!

Bean! Bean! Bean!

Bean! Bean! Bean! Bean!

Bean! Bean! Bean! Bean! Bean!

Beans, huh?

Beautiful, rich girl will fall in love with you.

Beautiful, star brightened day,

Because as vice chairman of the company, I gain voting control of his shares.

Because I don't want you touching that thing.

Because I've always wanted a daughter to love.

Because it grows the brand.

Because one of you is a miniature shipwrecker.

Because... my stomach is about to explode.

Beer! Beer!

Behold, the Great Stone Face of Mars.

Behold!

Being human is great!

Believe it or not, I have more important things to do today...

Bend er? Doesn't ring a bell.

Bender always had a free body cavity.

Bender had a.04 percent nickel impurity.

Bender is some sort of wonderful mechanical man.

Bender was a lot of things to a lot of people, but looking back...

Bender was a truly special...

Bender was a truly special...

Bender was my friend.

Bender, hear me well. I shall train you.

Bender, I really hope that's you, 'cause if it isn't...

Bender, I understand your desire to be remembered...

Bender, it's okay to be proud, but don't be a showoff.

Bender, no. You'll make God cry.

Bender, part of being human is having self control.

Bender, quit giving the slave drivers pointers.

Bender, shush. You're supposed to be dead.

Bender, you drank and smoked when you were a robot.

Bender, you were right

Bender!

Bender! It's a miracle!

Bender! What was it like lying in that hole for 1 000 years?

Bender?

Bender? Bender!

Bender's odor is so mild, it's being overpowered by local sources.

Betsy's the only one left. She was curled up in my hamper when the storm hit.

Bjornson steps up to the plate and Leela delivers.

Bonder? Is it really you?

Bone itis?

Boo hoo!

Boo! Come on!

Boy, I've never seen him so down... or ever before.

Brace yourselves. Bender is making us brunch.

Bravo!

Bringer of the good aspects of the annual floods.

Build unto me a statue of ridiculous proportion...

Business plan, uh, yes.

But apparently, my wife hasn't been listening.

But as a robot, you have no sense of taste.

But because he knows about business and stuff, and he has a tie.

But because he knows about business and stuff, and he has a tie.

But Bender is doomed to drift through space. Forever.

But Bender was different.

But But Metal Lord...

But do we really have the pure strength of will?

But don't lose confidence.

But existing is basically all I do!

But first you must forget everything you know about cooking.

But he wasn't our Messiah.

But how did you know the dynamite would work?

But I don't have the wherewithal to defend myself.

But I get to vote, same as anyone.

But I keep them inside until I can write them in my diary.

But I likes what what you said.

But I only know enough binary to ask where the bathroom is.

But I watch your show. You owe me.

But I'll teach you everything I know.

But I've got a no hitter going! You're right.

But I've never met a holy man I couldn't clobber!

But if being millionaires is more important to you than our...

But if they liked you, then I wouldn't.

But if this cape shrinks, consider your species extinct!

But if you have extra courage, I'd haul it away for you maybe?

But if Zoidberg fixes it, then perhaps gifts.

But in the end, I couldn't do them any good.

But in the end, what counts is people.

But it tastes kind of"funk ay!"

But Lord, we are a poor and simple folk.

But now it's bad for me. Whoo!

But now they don't. It takes some getting used to.

But now we take girl instead.

But one day, the Extreme Soda Company...

But some things I had to learn myself.

But still...

But the remains of a computerized space probe...

But the true Zen of flavor is not found in a coliseum.

But then, I was diagnosed with terminal bone itis.

But this food actually tastes better as vomit.

But this time don't embarrass yourselves.

But through the American Southwest!

But today, one has barged his way in...

But we will go on until we find the Almighty.

But we'll need a Sherpa to guide us

But worked his way up to lord of all creation...

But you are hereby kicked out of the Academy of Science!

But you can't bring him back this way.

But you don't need a statue for that.

But you know what might be a treat for everyone?

But you made one fatal mistake... leaving this confession note!

But Your, um, Martian ness.

But, Mommy, you promised you'd bake monkey cake today.

But, sire, we made it to your exact specifications.

But... But space invaders need to do laundry too.

By "monkey cake," I meant your ass!

By Month old Franks, the hot dogs with experience.

By showing how bad my funeral will suck!

By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.

Call a soft news journalist.

Call it a hunch, but I've got a bad feeling about this.

Call me a booger blaster. I'll blast a booger so hard that...

Can you believe it? Pharaoh's dead!

Can you find him, professor?

Can you put that in the form of a question?

Captain Branigan...

Captain of the Harlem Globetrotters, Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate.

Care to say a few words, Bender?

Case in point, no more live bees.

Casual hello. It's me, Zoidberg. Act naturally.

Caucasian human male.

Certain clues suggest that the culprit is none other than our own...

Chairman Koji!

Chairman san, I came here with one goal...

Challenger er Bender er!

Chicka dan dan! Get on down!

Chief, my people are people of law...

Cilantro, mango salsa...

Citizens of me!

Close to it. But they don't draw a crowd like you, which is why I wanna sign you to the team.

College blernsball's finest female hitter making her big league debut...

Come back to bed, dearie.

Come back when I've had some sleep, baby.

Come here and give old Bender a kiss.

Come los Bean Bay frijoles, los frijoles de los reyes.

Come on, Fry! Get it!

Come on, guys. Pharaoh's counting on us.

Come on, lighten up. What is this, a funeral?

Come on, Skipper. It's my last chance to prove I'm not the worst player ever.

Come on! Eat! I slaved all day over a filthy stove.

Come on! Let's see some fundamentals out there!

Come on! Surely there must be someone here who knows how great I was.

Come on. Come on!

Come, Bender. It's time to go home and rest.

Commemorative turkey basters.

Commencing excavation of subject's chest cavity.

Cooked with plenty of... confidence?

Could have such terrible consequences?

Cover your shame, mon!

Cut!

Cut! Okay, now do one with the bean suit on.

Cynthia used to drink Slurm.

D Doh!

Dad! Gleesh! Please don't say things like that...

Daddy? I can't hold much longer.

Damn this D.S. L!

Damn you, Fry and Lee...

Damn you, old man!

Dear me.

Dearly beloved, we are here today to remember Bender...

Delivery has nothing to do with the delivery business.

Describing him as a short, nasty, muscular...

Did I say "girlfriend"? She sounds more like a wife.

Did you approve that awful ad, Fry?

Did you ever get the feeling...

Did you hear something, Leela?

Did you really think you'd need all this junk in the afterlife?

Did you say something, dearie? I'm a bit hard of hearing.

Do you have any more of this Dom Perignon bubble bath?

Do you think what I did was wrong?

Does it please you, my lord?

Does that mean you wouldn't send me back to Earth?

Doh!

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

Don't be such a chicken, Kif. Teenagers all smoke...

Don't be upset, Leela. You, um... You look really cute in your uniform.

Don't cut that. I need that to speak.

Don't do anything that affects anything, unless you were supposed to...

Don't just whip with your arms. The power comes from your hips.

Don't let down Pharaoh now.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out...

Don't mind if I already did. By the way..

Don't take her out! She's a firecracker!

Don't worry, Daddy. It'll be okay.

Don't worry, Kif. I'm sure some other...

Don't worry, Mr. And Mrs. Wong.

Don't you know anything about girls?

Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about "blank."

Done

Doomed to obscurity like the rest of you, especially Leela!

Down home Country Kitchen With Helmut Spargle.

Draw mustache on priceless painting and fill pool with brine shrimp.

Drop down and increase speed!

Drop down! Reverse direction! Prepare for landing.

Dump trash wherever you want. Big, empty planet.

Dust storm! Oh, dust storm!

Earlier today, a foul mouthed bandit robbed the municipal pool...

Eee! Money doesn't make good people. No, sirree.

Eh, why is your number "7/8"?

Eh. I've seen bigger.

Elzar had been seduced by the dark side of cooking...

Elzar, I'm a walking pile of your unfinished business!

Enjoy our private dining room, folks.

Enough talk! It's time for action!

Enus!

Even "smision," to be able to taste.

Even if it takes to the end of time.

Every little thing reminds me of Enus.

Everybody into house! Hurry, before we die!

Everybody just calm down. Kif promised he'd catch the rustlers.

Everyone's fired, and we're out of business.

Eww. This, uh, scientific breakthrough...

Excellent work. I am very proud of all you slaves.

Except for that day when my eyeballs started to bleed, and in my opinion...

Except the rhythm.

Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there.

Except, what good is a candelabra without...

Feh! I am Singing Wind, chief of the Martian tribe.

Feh. We are the native Martians.

Fellow Shrimpkins, behold him that hath taken us unto his breast!

Fifteen minutes remaining.

Fifteen seconds.

Fine, Mr. Know it all about something finally.

Fire! Look out!

Firing torpedo number three.

First, I was God. Then I met God.

Five bucks an autograph, 200 fans.

Five thousand Professor Land fun bucks.

Fleeing somewhere?

Flesh and bone turn to minerals.

Fly out and get them!

Fly, my stupids!

Focus.

For Earth!

For example, Amy, you're cute, so I baked you a pony.

For loosing this bloated man ball upon the world...

For me it is. I'm getting you out of here.

For me, that time is now.

For once I was pitching and not just belly itching.

For our people visited your Egypt thousands of years ago.

For real female ballplayers to be taken seriously.

For starters, only use quality ingredients.

For the career of the first woman blernsballer.

For this hip, young delivery company...

For today's God on the go.

Forget it a! We come to Earth to make a pizza, not a money.

Forget it, Squishy. You the one lose her in first place.

Forget it. This job's too cushy to give up.

Forty thousand? How come you have four times as much stock as the rest of us?

Four people set out on a cattle drive.

Frame someone!

Frame someone!

Free us from thought and responsibility.

Freeloading off you? I agree.

Friendly blernsball game with chum pals

Fry did it.

Fry is dead!

Fry to battle stations! Fire torpedo number three!

Fry, as a fellow '80s dollar jockey...

Fry, I'm an '80s guy. Friendship to me means that for two bucks...

Fry, it's been three days.

Fry, Leela, Bender, I want you to go with him.

Fry, Leela, Bender...

Fry, we're worried about Planet Express.

Fry! If I drop dead from exhaustion...

Fry! Stop doin' the right thing, you jerk!

Fry? We brought someone to cheer you up.

Fry's from this time. I'll talk like him. Yo, homes, we need a microwave.

Geez, apparently the phrase "tone it down"doesn't exist on this planet.

General, in all my years of covering top secret discoveries with sheets...

Get back to work!

Get in there and pitch like you've never pitched like you before!

Get me the president.

Get ready. We's gonna jump off at that switching prism up ahead.

Get that nose in place! Come on!

Get your commemorative turkey basters.

Get your stinkin' trike off me, you damn, dirty ape!

Get! For the last time, Zoidberg...

Give me the bag, old man!

Go after him, Leela!

Go faster? I told them, but they're so damn lazy.

Go, team! Beat those no good Signoids!

God forbid! Your little freak show is making it impossible...

Good bye, moderation!

Good evening, ignorant pigs.

Good Lord! According to the spectrolizer...

Good news, everyone! I've invented a way...

Good night, sweet prince.

Good thing I secretly installed this wormhole in the table.

Good. I also would have accepted...

Gotcha.

Great and, uh, forgetful!

Great banda of Uganda! We can vote against it!

Great Mother Mars.

Great Wall of Prophecy...

Greetings, Leela. I'm the Cute Witch of the North.

Greetings, pathetic host.

Guards?

Guidebook says human legs bend down at knee.

Gus, old chum, let's give a friendly welcome to this new robo.

Gutsy question. You're a shark.

Guys, guys, you gotta come into the bathroom and look at this!

Guys! You'll never believe what happened!

Gym Renovations on Schedule? What a load.

Hamenthotep is gone. The time to designate a new pharaoh is at hand.

Hand over your wallet!

Handling raw chicken? Best part of the job. Finger licking good.

Hang many underwear from Earth clothesline, live Earthican dream.

Hang on. Call comin' in. What's that?

Hank Aaron XXIV? How could you play so blowfully? The original Hank Aaron was great.

Has been teaching the world to cook for over 20 years.

Has it also appreciated in value? Please, oh, please!

Have a good time. Hey, I heard your friend Bender is back.

Have you heard of the Monks of Deshuba?

Have you smelled his loincloth lately?

Haven't I seen you in some copyrighted movie?

He actually stole my blood!

He always wanted to drift forever.

He asked what business it was of mine...

He decided not to let go.

He has the gift.

He lives in the Emerald Laboratory down Martin Luther King Boulevard.

He must be so lonely right now, trapped 1 000 years in the past.

He pretty much told me so himself.

He says, "Ooh, I'm dead."

He speaks out of love for his friend.

He too scrawny to father grandchildren.

He was the greatest of all.

He'll save us from...

He's a madman!

He's dead!

He's dead.

He's even garnished the salad with $ 100 bills.

He's not scrawny. He's just small boned.

He's so proud of his awful cooking

He's whippin' angels now.

Hear the word of Pharaoh!

Heh heh! Check out the one eyed bean machine!

Heh, heh!

Heir to the Tenth Dynasty...

Hello there, chum! I understand you miss your buddy.

Hello? Has anyone out there seen Bender?

Hello? Is anyone still alive?

Hello.

Helmsman, set course...

Helmut Spargle has a message for you!

Helmut Spargle. He used to be the greatest chef ever.

Help me find some food somewhere.

Help! Mechanical man overboard!

Here are your mounts.

Here I go already.

Here is most number one product of all... the mighty buggalo.

Here we go. Here we go!

Here you go, my friend.

Here, have a pomegranate schnapps from my private distillery...

Here.

Here. Try a deep a dish pizza. Contains a four kinda things.

Here's the big Enchirito...

Here's the plan. Zoidberg, pick up the pieces. Everyone else, take five.

Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter! Hey, batter, batter, batter!

Hey, batter, batter! Duck!

Hey, buddy, I'm from the same time as you.

Hey, check out the palm tree.

Hey, everybody! Do the Bender!

Hey, Fry, remember that robot Bender?

Hey, hey. What's wrong? Was it something Leela said?

Hey, it's that "barbecue's over" sound again.

Hey, junior. She belongs in the exhibit instead of you

Hey, kid. Catch.

Hey, lady, which one of us is in the Hall of Fame?

Hey, look! I'm stuck, but I haven't given up hope.

Hey, look. The players who broke the various color barriers.

Hey, my antenna's gone!

Hey, now what am I supposed to watch and drink all day?

Hey, that felt great!

Hey, that's my brain!

Hey, that's pretty fun.

Hey, there, Amy. Like you to meet my buddy, Joe.

Hey, universe! Check out the dude with the Rolex!

Hey, wait a second.

Hey, watch out!

Hey, we were watching that!

Hey, what's with all the pots and pans?

Hey, you like grilled cheese?

Hey, you put a one and two zeroes in front of that, or we pass! Deal!

Hey, you spend your whole life building a guy's toe, you're gonna remember him.

Hey! Betsy!

Hey! Keep it down, you kids!

Hey! Occupato.

Hey! That galaxy's signaling in binary!

Hey! That's not a nice thing to say.

Hey! You ate my change!

Hey! You opened a franchise!

Hey! You put a one and two zeroes in front of that, or we pass! Deal!

Hey. L I'm smoking!

Hi ya! Those buggalo were what made Wong family so rich and powerful.

Hi. We have a giant stone to deliver. Sign here.

High in the Himalayas, to search for him.

His name is Helper, and he's eager to be your new best friend.

His restaurant was so high tone...

Hit by a pitch. Take your base.

Hmm!

Hmm? Let me see that vial, Bender.

Hmm.

Hmm. We always thought bead was worthless.

Hold still.

Holy frijoles!

Holy Spitz! He's sporting skintight Speedos!

Hoo hoo! Come on! Throw like a girl!

Hooray!

Hooray!

Hooray! I make a score point!

Hooray! It's just like Mardi Gras.

Hooray! People are paying attention to me.

Host man, host woman, I'm having a wonderful time.

Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot! Aah!

How 'bout in the porno theater?

How 'bout your pizzeria plays a game against Planet Express?

How about instead, you give us the girl...

How about these cookies, sugar?

How am I supposed to hear prayers coming out of my ass?

How can you call the native Martians stupid?

How does a nobody like me get famous?

How far is it?

How interesting, Dr. Zoidberg. Do go on.

How we doin'?

How's that for a coincidence, Professor...

Howdy, Amy. Glad to see you've come back to the country.

Howdy, friends. Welcome to Mars.

Huh?

Huh?

Human families need a TVwhile they're eating, so they don't have to talk to each other

Hurry, hurry! Pharaoh's coming!

Hurt slightly.

Hy ahh! Your order may be famous for your martial arts...

I am called Malachi, Lord.

I am Jorell, Master of Scheduling!

I am Lrrr of the Planet Nintendu 64.

I am proud to be the shepherd of this herd of sharks...

I am the man with no name.

I am the Metal Lord. Who are you?

I am the professor!

I am your friend... Bonder.

I ask you, who is the number one delivery service on Earth?

I beat you with a pool cue till you got detached retinas.

I beseech thee. Rise up against them.

I bet a lot of people pray to you, huh?

I better warn... tell... warn tell the others.

I bought from Dr. Zoidberg gave me majority control.

I broke the professor's bottled ship

I broke your television.

I can be manly too. I think I'll, uh...

I can never repay him his $10...

I can't believe you're gone.

I can't control my camouflage reflex.

I challenge you to a battle of the chefs!

I could beg everyone at the company where I work.

I could feel myself fading away, like Greg Kinnear.

I croaked. Now show me some love.

I demand the floor! I may only have one share...

I deserve the Nobel Prize.

I didn't hit the batter!

I didn't mean to hit you. I have some trouble with depth perception.

I didn't mean to hit you. I have some trouble with depth perception.

I didn't realize you were bringing your girlfriend, Lieutenant.

I don't care what Ms. Johnson says.

I don't even know what we do. Nah, just kiddin'.

I don't have what it takes, and nothing can change that!

I don't know how to say this, Fry.

I don't know what happened, but we've taken on clocks. Let's go home.

I don't know.

I don't know. I'm beginning to have some second thoughts.

I don't?

I figure a one eyed lady skullbuster might bring out the freak show crowd.

I figure a one eyed lady skullbuster might bring out the freak show crowd.

I got it! I got it!

I gotta signal back!

I guess I can't. Everyone put on your seat belts.

I guess I needed a few more warm up pitches.

I had no choice. I was about to not exist.

I had no idea the company would be sold!

I have a blister. L I spit.

I have eight other senses, but I'd trade them all...

I have emerged from the place of spells and fairies.

I have no date, a two liter bottle of Shasta and my all Rush mix tape.

I have no shares!

I have you know I'm friends with every judge on planet.

I hereby award you the Nobel Prize in...

I hope you're all happy.

I hope you're proud of yourself.

I just hope he's a nice man who can make us lot of grandchildren.

I just made love for the second time."

I just wonder if it's too big, you know?

I keep it here, right next to my heart.

I knew it! Insane theories, one. Regular theories, a billion.

I know he was evil.

I know how you feel. My grandfather died recently.

I know it them, 'cause they no use good grammar.

I know that monkey! His name is Donkey.

I know that.

I know whose funeral we'll be attending next.

I know, and I've grown to accept that.

I know!

I learned that money is fine..

I love it out here, Amy. I feel so manly.

I mean Leela.

I mean, are people gonna be remembering me or the statue?

I mean, being a robot's great, but we don't have emotions...

I mean, look at Donkey Kong here.

I meant yourself to death.

I meant yourself to death.

I move that everyone come to my apartment to snuggle my cat.

I must leave you now, for I am not holy enough to enter.

I need to pull over and take " The Wiz."

I need to pump a lot of blood out of my basement.

I need you in top shape next week...

I neglected to mention that the shares...

I once took a seminar in ejecting chickens from a sand dune.

I owe you nothing. For starters, your antenna's in my crotch.

I pity the next...

I present to the Nobel judges...

I put a tiny spaceship inside to keep it from being boring.

I raised her from a larvae that ate one of my sweaters.

I say we do!

I say, do not judge me...

I shall go bargain with the Martians personally.

I shouldn't be here. I shouldn't exist. But I do exist.

I solemnly swear I will become not the worst blernsball player of all time!

I swear, in the presence of these drunken bums...

I tell ya, two go go '80s Reaganauts like us...

I think I'll make my countenance to shine down upon them.

I think I'm gonna like it here.

I think the owner is from Signas Five.

I thought something looked different in here.

I tried not helping them.

I wanna buy this franchise. How does a hundred thousand dollars sound?

I want that toilet so clean I could eat off it. Because I intend to.