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Afters。
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
All you do is watch TV.
Amy.
Are you crazy?
Are you jacking on in there?
Aron.
Ay, no.
Can't we just forget about that?
Crying 2
Cut it out.
December 31st, 2999.
Do you have idiots on your planet?
Do you mind?
Do you think you could be just a little less evil than that?
Do you think you could be just a little less evil than that?
Dover you.
Ever since I was abandoned on Earth, I've been searching for who my people are and where they come from.
Excuse me?
For your information, I did this all by myself.
Fry.
Fry.
Good 2
Good afternoon, Sir.
Good。
Great idea.
Hello there.
Hello, I'm Leah.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey, cut it out.
Hey, hold on.
Hey, what's going on?
How's business?
I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.
I can't believe it. I've dreamed of this moment all my life.
I can't.
I don't know.
I don't need help.
I guess so.
I have a fiance now.
I hope you'll always think of me as your mom.
I just have one last question for you.
I never loved you.
I think you're overreacting.
I thought we were friends.
I'll assume that's a joke at my expense.
I'll take you on right now.
I'm a Cyclops. I'm a spaceship captain. I'm the only one of my species and I'm interested in meeting a man.
I'm a woman, if that's what you mean.
I'm getting along just fine, thank you.
I'm gonna teach you to fight like a girl.
I'm interested in meeting a man.
I'm Leila.
I'm Lila.
I'm not deaf.
I'm not really in the mood.
I'm sharing Valentine's Day with a very special man.
I'm sure this must be very upsetting for you.
I've dreamed of this moment all my life.
I've never seen you before.
If it's obvious to you with your learning disability, then of course it's obvious to me.
If we could speak seriously for a moment.
It's December 31st, 2999.
Jajaja.
Jajaja.
Just ask the question.
Let me ask you something.
Let me tell you a story from my childhood.
Lots of people don't like their jobs, but we do them anyway.
My God.
Never mind the words.
No way.
No.
No.
Now strip naked and get on the probator.
Now.
Now.
Oh crud, I knew there was something I meant to do today.
Oh please.
Oh, great.
Oh, great. Captain Moron has a plan.
Oh, I get it.
Oh, I give up.
OK.
OK。
Out of a cannon into the sun.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth.
Robots from the Sunset Squad take you to a mysterious planet and you never return.
Shut up.
Stop goofing off.
Sure, OK.
Swallow your food, then talk.
Take it off or I'll break it off.
That's a stupid question.
That's it. I'll take you on right now.
That's kind of pathetic.
That's not true.
That's not true.
That's ridiculous.
That's so sad.
Then you'll be fired.
This doesn't make any sense.
This is Professor Hubert Farnsworth.
This is stupid.
This is your own fault for being such an idiot.
Two.
Uh-huh.
Umm.
Umm. Well uh.
Vender.
We can't, you bastard.
We're unemployed and we have nowhere to go.
Well, that's tough.
What are you talking about?
What do you do for a living?
What do you mean?
What do you people want?
What happened to you?
What happened?
What have you been doing?
What the hell happened?
What the hell were you doing?
What the hell were you people thinking back then?
What Why Want ?
What?
What?
What's going on here?
When I was growing up at the Orphanarium, I got picked on a lot.
Where were you at 10:00 PM last night?
Who are you yelling at?
Who cares what you do?
Why are you spending so much time in the bathroom?
Why not?
Why would anyone come to you for romantic help?
Why you little?
Will you marry me?
Woo.
Yes.
You big fat liar.
You can't give up on your training now after both of us worked so hard.
You don't know how to do any of those things.
You don't seem like the educated type.
You got to do what you got to do.
You guys were totally out of control.
You have no sympathy for anyone else's feelings.
You have to stop this madness.
You haven't been to work in three days.
You idiot.
You shut up.
You went to college?
You won't last two weeks.
You're 3 hours late.
You're being irrational.
You're blackmailing me.
You're vegetarians. Who cares what you do?
You're wasting your life sitting in front of that TV. You need to get out and see the real world.
You've been assigned the job your best at just like everyone else.
ZAP Brannigan.
ZAP Brannigan.
Zoidberg.
5 minutes.
15 minutes.
25 minutes.
200,000.
2999.
¿Eh?
あ。
ああ。
ああ。
ああは。
イエス。
うわ。
ね。
ノーは。
はあ。
ベンダー。
ワン。