Disenchantment (2018) - Season 2 Edit

A beloved king and father was gravely wounded,

A big, fat smirk on my face

A bigfoot and yeti?

A bullet.

A coin? Ow!

A confusing prank I pulled once.

A curse reversal, you say?

A gallant guzzler who never met a table he couldn't drink someone under.

A key piece of information about the Curse.

A king!

A little gold sea star.

A new village was built around these steam holes to harness this power,

A powerful Oona is more help to Bean in the future.

A real place, sir. Not some sojourn of your drunken dreams.

A shooting star! Did it work?

A sister was accused of being a witch and a brother burned her at the stake.

A toast to Prince Merkimer

A veritable sandwich of danger

A village called Dead Monksburg.

A what what what?

A whistle tells you when to eat?

A yo yo trick gone awry severed her head,

About me, in particular?

About the greatest thing that ever maybe didn't happen to me.

About the people in the streets who are dying of starvation?

Actually, I'm good

Actually, pretending to care about your feelings was exhausting

After killing one son and pig ifying the other?

After she died in The Battle of Falling Water,

Again, sire?

Ah, Beanie…

Ah, I've married worse.

Ah, jeez! Why'd I drink a gallon of water before I got in the coffin?

Ah, no such thing

Ah, nuts, my cigar went out. I didn't pack enough for the whole hour

Ah, okay, fine.

Ah, they're still here

Ah, yes, like sea turtle.

Ah, you're just jealous, old cat.

Ah!

Ah! At last. Come, have a drink, Tia.

Ah! Cut it out! Ouch!

Ah! The Crown. My favorite show.

Ahem. Princess Tiabeanie brings a proclamation from King Zøg.

All 37 minutes, sir?

All hail our only king here forever!

All I had to do was put a ring on it.

All I really know is that I need to focus on things that I can fix.

All right, but don't try any of that funny Ow!

All right, drop your knives.

All right, eager beaver

All right, I'll talk to you later

All right, jeez.

All right, knock off the self pity.

All right, let's go

All right, Luci, your turn.

All right, rummies.

All right, smart guy, I'm standing right here

All right, thank you

All right, uh, listen up. I expect to live in a manner

All right, you simple country folks.

All right, Zøg has stopped…

All right. Come on, we can go get some crackers?

All right. Shut up, everyone, quiet.

All rise!

All that dummy does is tell stale, wooden jokes that hurt people's feelings.

All the way down. To your destiny.

All these things ever see is a problem

All these things ever see is a problem.

All these years of living with a grunting, emotionally remote dad has paid off.

All washed up! Now to dry!

All we believe is that you just spewed a bunch of nonsense.

All we got left is this me flavored beer

All you gotta do is find the queen.

Also, happy birthday, Trudy in Blimpworks.

Also, I didn't say anything

Also, one of the ogres destroyed your painting. It wasn't me

Also, the drugs are in Missy's tacklebox.

Also, where are the drugs?

Although I'm your ruler and that makes me all superior or whatever,

Alva Gunderson?

Alva!

Am I the hero?

Amazingly, I've had the same dream myself, Merkimer

An alliance is what I'm offering, between magic and science.

An elf for my shelf.

An excellent spectacle, Your Majesty. You were a model of regal barbarism

And a pudding maker. I make wonderful pudding

And a side of green beans? [groans]

And all his horse porn.

And all of fair Bentwood, listen up

And all over the place and I figured it all out

And also with you, Prime Minister Odval. What can I do for you today?

And another for when to stop daydreaming.

And another for when to work, and another for when to take breaks,

And are lucky you did not inherit red, bushy hair from your father

And as for her two friends, throw them in the lava pit. Deep end

And as your queen, I'm ordering you to go.

And at a quarter a pop, you're very affordable.

And badass Bean is the Bean I wanna see right now

And be sure not to grab someone else's clothes on the way out, okay?

And Bean, you, too.

And beauty and love and risk and passion.

And Bunty only cleans on Tuesdays. Being king can drive you mad.

And by club rules, I demand you produce proof of your exploits.

And by we, I mean, mostly you,

And calls him The Incredible Shrinking Man.

And coming up next is our underground Fungus Forest.

And definitely don't look behind you.

And don't judge me. I don't have any walrus accompaniment, so…

And Elfo fell for a gal who was just a head

And even if I did, I couldn't say, only hint.

And everything to do with Dreamland's secret resources.

And finally, I promise never to use a fly swatter, even in anger,

And focus on what's most important, the reunion of mother and child

And for the first time ever, she's outta my league

And for this gift, we owe a tremendous debt of gratitude

And free thinkers and masturbators. Ugh

And here he comes now. My dad, your king, King Zøg

And I came back because I'll never learn

And I forgot to mention that they want to take my dad out now, too!

And I intend to prove it to you

And I long for those days

And I need you. Here! You can do this, Beanie

And I spend most of my days starin' at Elfo!

And I still have a sweet, pint sized stalker who I love, sure.

And I taught kindergarten in Hell for 9,000 years

And I thought he was our friend. Ow!

And I toss him a sausage every ten miles if he runs fast enough.

And I want my knife back

And I was wondering if, um, you wanted to go with me, and

And I will get them.

And I, you

And I, you.

And I'll be right by your side

And I'm gonna die alone

And I'm gonna find out who.

And I'm not letting you go this time

And I'm overdosin'!

And I'm pointing this big knife at what I think is your face.

And I'm still thirsty!

And if he tries to leave,

And if I do, will he still be able to run the kingdom?

And if you forget, you get your head chopped off!

And if you get a chance, can you bring me my blue hairbrush?

And if you've got any colonies or territories

And in this spirit, I would also like to pardon the following.

And is afraid it says his family is cursed

And its name is mental illness and the stigma that accompanies it.

And last but not least or she'd kill me,

And laugh and laugh.

And loneliness.

And makes everything from blimps to buses to banjos

And maybe a sandwich at the deli can be named after Elfo and Luci

And maybe some cannons, arrows, plus shields and swords.

And maybe some tater tots?

And murder with no consequences?

And my crown doesn't even fit.

And my heart. And now, those are empty

And my low self esteem

And my water nozzle's not broken, you just haven't refilled the bottle!

And never eat at the strip clubs.

And New Mommy and New Daddy "need a break" from me

And no invading my dreams this time

And no longer smelled like weird porridge.

And no matter what people say, sire, I know you're a good man

And none of his good ones.

And not have you panic, because it's really bad news…

And now that we are finally reunited as queen and princess,

And now to achieve our ultimate goal,

And now you're wearing your crown backwards,

And now, feast your eyes on the comely Mora,

And now, I have to kill you.

And now, I just wanna lie down.

And now, it's time for the final shaddup.

And now, Sagatha, your vows

And now, that nutjob is…

And now, the velvet curtain parts to reveal Edith,

And Old Daddy, you're back home.

And outside this castle who want my dad dead,

And painful

And Porky.

And remember, Derek,

And saviors save people from things like scary robots!

And she came here to tell you that herself.

And she has a super annoying voice. Wait, so do I. Oh, my God

And she tried to shoot me! And she did shoot Turbish.

And some, like… [smacks lips] baba ghanoush

And someday, a mermaid will set fins on the Moon.

And that bright pulsing dot right in the middle?

And that is?

And that woman I'm looking for?

And the Archdruidess? And my crown? Something's goin' on

And the Archdruidess? How does she figure in all this?

And the kingdom is totally unprotected.

And the next thing you know, they're walking around, no harm, no foul

And the old man had a candy cane!

And the queen can no longer associate with those who are beneath her.

And the Secret Society is responsible for killing my Uncle Yøg.

And the way Zøg was tortured,

And then another gallon while I was in the coffin?

And then back to the bottom.

And then happier. And then sadder

And then I chopped it into tiny, little pieces and I burned it.

And then I forgot it.

And then I realized it was just your mama's face.

And then that, right there, is a constellation called the Big Flipper.

And then there's the sweet kittycats.

And then went straight to the top.

And then you'll be all alone, with only me behind you

And then, it all ends in rejection and agony

And there I was, minding my own business,

And there, in the middle of the jungle,

And these days, there is a modern way to get to the truth

And they never end well.

And they'll have to be named "Gordon" as well

And this is my first day on the job.

And this is where I hide

And this one time, Elfo got super weird when we were high

And those aren't tunneling thighs, dear

And to believe in you just like you believe in me.

And to make those tiny umbrellas you put in fancy drinks.

And together, we can reinvent the world!

And tragedy and heartbreak.

And we all talk about it, and it's never gonna happen.

And we will split up and follow them. But remember

And we… Why are you all nervous?

And we'll figure out how to bust this conspiracy

And we'll never unsee it.

And we're both screwed up royal kids, searching for ourselves.

And we're on a diplomatic mission of great secrecy and importance.

And what if I find my other boot?

And what shall be your first words

And what're those ball chain y things called?

And when a friend might want to break some unfortunate news to you,

And when it's time to do the goddamn dishes!

And when you meet this gal, don't let her go.

And when you pushed me into battle, I went

And who can resist the sweet allure of poisoned cake?

And why is everyone so casual about the fact

And why should we trust you? Dude, you tried to kill us multiple times.

And without every necessary element, our plan is doomed.

And yet, somehow, gave her incredible powers of prognostication

And you know me, I love zydeco.

And you oughta see this guy's fantasies!

And you see those dots? They're actually big dots.

And you went into a drunken rage and you gouged my eyeball out?

And you're taller than I imagined

And your ass hanging out is a definite deal breaker

And, like, I maybe, kinda, maybe kissed him.

And, like, kissed, and like… And, like, touched stuff,

And, like, moved around, and, like, talked.

And, Porky, I expect better behavior from you next time.

And, uh, show me the way up?

And… [shudders]

Another cave!

Another coin. Ow!

Another time, he got mad at me for making him stand in the garden

Any operating instructions or ominous warnings?

Anyone here?

Anyone still wanna hear it?

Anyone who falls in love with me meets a horrible fate.

Anything for a fellow LGS member, what what

Anything for our saviors!

Anything is possible

Anyway, apparently, I'm not film friendly or… friendly.

Anyway, check this out.

Anyway, I guess it's better to be respected

Anyway, I thought you should know

Anyway, I've got to talk to my dad.

Anyway, okay, listen. I know things look pretty bad right now.

Approve what?

Archdruidess, we have a problem

Archdruidess, we have a problem.

Are not allowed at these council meetings.

Are the new members ready to carry out the task?

Are we even listening to the same door?

Are we on the right path?

Are you all right? Or are?

Are you chazzin' me? Seriously, are you freakin' chazzin' me?

Are you finished?

Are you finished? Because we're due to be slaughtered.

Are you gonna wipe your drool and help me or not?

Are you kidding? I'm so out of his league!

Are you okay, Elfo?

Are you okay? You look so much sadder than your poster.

Are you ready? You ready? Okay. You signed your will, right? Good. Go.

Are you sure you can climb down the ladder with your fins and such?

Are you sure you're okay?

Aren't boots supposed to bend at the knee? This is never gonna work!

Aren't you gonna show me in?

Argh! Don't sneak up on me like that. What do you got to report?

As long as the boy doesn't start asking impertinent questions

As Queen Tiabeanie the First, Ruler of the Glorious Dreamland Empire?

As the palace wizard,

As you may know, I'm something of a swine vivant

As your new royal assassin,

As your queen, I command you

Ask Pendergast

At least Elfo is out there having fun.

At least I have this one card to remember you by

At least I know how to complete something, unlike my daughter,

At least I'm in a coffin, God damn it

At least we found the gun

At least you have a fist. I don't have a body at all.

At least, I think that that's hair

At least, not that I know of

At midnight, I must go to the basement and enter the screen door.

At midnight, you'll come below the castle for a special surprise.

At my face, Bean. I'm Alva. This is the real me.

At the sound of the maracas, let the orgy begin.

Attendance is mandatory,

Aw

Aw, come here, you fat ass lunatic.

Aw, come on! What's goin' on?

Aw, he spelled it "yer."

Aw, I'm done razzin' ya, ya bucktoothed gin junkie

Aw, it's just a tender little mouse

Aw!

Aw! Bean reserved a seat for me.

Aw. Thanks for not saying "brave little guy."

Aw. You sound just like my friends back home.

Bad news is this is very bad news.

Bang it down tight. I'm only gonna be in here like an hour

Be a good queenie, Beanie.

Be careful! Our lunch break's almost over.

Be warned, he's not one of the cute ones.

Bean and Dad are just really emotionally draining.

Bean gaining the crown

Bean is a witch.

Bean is alive, too…

Bean is going to be queen.

Bean, at least give me my crown. It really doesn't suit you

Bean, come back. Please, I'm paying a lot for this ad.

Bean, come back. Please, I'm paying a lot for this ad.

Bean, death is not good option. I had to move on with my life.

Bean, don't do this to me

Bean, don't do this. I have a family. My people need me.

Bean, don't toot

Bean, I love your new look

Bean, I take care of crazy Zøggy. You take care of crazy kingdom.

Bean, I tried to get help, but nobody wanted to.

Bean, I wanted to meet you so much.

Bean, I'm speaking to you now through Boat a Vision,

Bean, I've had a lot of time to think since our adventure in Cremorrah,

Bean, I've missed you so much

Bean, I've never met anyone as bold or clever as you,

Bean, look out!

Bean, meet Mora. Mora, Bean

Bean, who have you pissed off this time?

Bean, you have to be careful. We know what this woman's capable of

Bean, you're the one in charge.

Bean!

Bean? Oona?

Bean's an idiot?

Bean's dead. Daddy's gonna die.

Bean's still alive! I got somethin' to live for!

Beanie, you're back! How was the health spa?

Beat it, peewee. The kiddie rides are that way.

Beatin' your comrades with a bar of soap in a sock,

Beats me. We're in a cave.

Because he died serving your father

Because he is losing his mind.

Because I'm "extremely grating."

Because I'm your savior. That's it.

Because that's just not in the cards for you."

Because you didn't specifically mention me.

Because, holy cow, being in charge is stressful.

Before anyone, even other elves, find out

Before the curse is finally lifted

Before Zøg, I was in love with Yøg.

Behold the glorious beauty of mining pit number three.

Being on the throne's a huge, horrible responsibility.

Believe it or not,

Believe it or not, that's the bridegroom!

Believe me, I know, 'cause I've been to Hell and back.

Besides Bentwood. Or Dankmire. Or Steamland.

Besides, it's mandatory, right? She'll have to be there.

Betty, send in the Archdruidess immediately.

Between Tiabeanie's ancestors and their foes

Biding my time until the moment I could deploy the art you've best schooled me in.

Big Jo? I thought he was dead. He looks like a cadaver.

Big Jo.

Big savings ahead!

Bill?

Bill? Bill?

Boat? You mean…

Boing.

Both of us failed. Then they locked me in here

Bow chicka wow wow!

Bow lower.

Boy, this went a completely different way in my head.

Boys, this is serious.

Braids hurt my brain.

Bravo, Bean

Bullfrogs are green, tree frogs are green, pond frogs are green. [chuckles]

Bup, bup, bup. Members only. Sorry, madam.

But because I knew you'd be right there fighting behind me

But deep down, you feel lonesome and inadequate

But didn't touch these succulent pigs?

But do it, 'cause all the other major religions do it,

But don't get too close, Derek. Death is contagious

But down at the pub, she was stealin' mugs.

But gender is a construct. You guys have to listen.

But guess what? We never even got back together,

But he is a bigger target

But I actually have one that was sent to destroy my life.

But I also discovered the most important thing in life.

But I also lost five jerks, so it balanced out.

But I always had you to look up to

But I am the one spinning the flail.

But I can get us out of this.

But I can protect you. All of you.

But I can't do this without you!

But I can't seem to remember how to find the stairs

But I can't shake the feeling that life is meaningless

But I definitely turned you into one.

But I did enjoy the show. You handled yourself well.

But I don't like you, darling

But I got my hands full with your sister.

But I know that you can get better

But I must get back to the queen before she suspects something.

But I need you and Luci to raise an army immediately.

But I now realize she couldn't have without the gun

But I only like gratification when it's instant.

But I refuse to believe he would do this to us.

But I should have poisoned you instead, because all you do is mess things up

But I think it's best if you think of me as your slutty grandma.

But I'll toast to you not trying to screw that crown on my head

But I've never ever ever not had you before.

But if I'm gonna do this, I gotta do it right.

But if you could just keep trying, I know you can get better.

But if you want saving,

But is the word "pretty" okay?

But it is real. And I've really been there.

But it just… [yells] makes me more annoying!

But it sure ain't the Luci Special.

But it was actually a spoon that you threw so hard, at such a velocity,

But it's been a lonely dream

But it's exactly how I feel inside, so it makes sense

But it's not the most fulfilling.

But it's so dreadfully gloomy down here

But listen, there are people inside

But maybe I stick around until you are better?

But miraculously recovered.

But my dad has had kind of a rough few years.

But now all my dreams are dead

But now I think it means something.

But now is the time to put the future aside and make up for the past

But now they're alive and completely raw and ungrilled

But now, honestly, I don't care

But now, I can't even hold a spoon. I'm afraid of 'em now

But obviously there's nothing wrong with that.

But Odval here thinks he's about to die on his own

But often, the craziest thoughts are the most true, ya nutloaf!

But right now, he can't even change himself.

But right now, I gotta get you outta here fast

But science, or "stience," as you call it,

But she's happy to be here

But tempting fate like this? It's risky.

But that was once.

But that's kinda what I thought about you anyway,

But that's not something I can do.

But the absolute most insane thing of all?

But the Orb also gives life to Zandoro, my elf companion

But then I got all mixed up. I think she's onto me

But then one day, splash! It was over.

But then they could set up a socialist utopia

But they're super easy to tip over. And Steamland also has one of my boots.

But this is impossible

But this is impossible. You were transposed into a pig.

But we ain't got no barrel. We traded it for these crates

But we might not have a future if you leave now.

But we must do something about the king

But we shall see.

But what about your glass slippers, ma'am?

But what if I helped you find out?

But where are King Lorenzo and Queen Bunny?

But who will take care of the kingdom?

But who'd want to attack Dreamland?

But you are king. I beg of you on behalf of all the deviants of Dreamland

But you escaped with the greatest treasure of all.

But you know what? I'm still a good friend 'cause I went to Hell for him and got him!

But you know your way around. You could help me find her.

But you took that away from me.

But you're the monster now… I mean, the queen.

But you've come back to Mermaid Island to resume the role you were born to play.

But, like, a couple years back, I fell deeply in love.

But, like, I'm not in love with. There's a difference, you know?

But, uh, I just wanted to say, I never knew my father

By order of my dad, Dreamland must prepare for an attack.

By the way, you were right about the mayonnaise.

Bye, I'm on break

Bye, Mora

Bye, Pendergast

Calling all alkies! Join the Dreamland army.

Calling me a worm offends my eel heritage

Calm down, Princess. Royalty is meaningless in Steamland.

Can harness that magic into a force for good

Can I hold your hand?

Can we just kiss?

Can you read it?

Care for a bowl of cereal?

Careful, Bean. What Dreamland need right now is steady hand.

Careful. You've gone from non believer to fate junkie.

Caresso, stop panting

Causes paralysis so you can tell people off before their demise

Cave juice

Ceremony's over

Chalk one up for ignorance!

Chums, I've had the journey of a lifetime.

Classic Oona

Closer

Closer, then

Cloyd and Becky told me Zøg was evil and had to be stopped

Come back here, kitty, and take a cat nap with me

Come back here, you cowards! They're our allies!

Come on in. Water's nice and warm.

Come on, "Dinner Date."

Come on, Bean

Come on, Bean! This is gold!

Come on, Bean. I want to show you an amazing place you haven't been before.

Come on, Beanie, over here!

Come on, boy, giddy up. Thanks, Malfus!

Come on, deal the cards.

Come on, guys, we gotta find that gun fast.

Come on, let's go slit their fat, dumb necks right now

Come on, what's wrong? Talk to me.

Come on!

Come on! No more beating around bush!

Come right in, Your Majesty, and feast your eyes.

Come to the throne room immediately and arrest the princess and her boy toys.

Come, let us walk among our adoring subjects

Congratulations. Just in time for the morning shift

Consecrating our desires without fear of reprisal or castigation

Consider me schooled

Continuing…

Cool.

Cool. Where's the Moon now?

Could it be? [exclaims]

Could Tiabeanie actually be a witch?

Crazy girl!

Curse you! And you, too! A knuckle sandwich to all of you!

Dad saw it all. We drove him crazy

Dad, are you gonna be okay? I gotta go now.

Dad, are you okay?

Dad, come on, say something

Dad, I brought you a little midnight snack.

Dad, I can't… I can't do it on my own

Dad, it's 3:00 a.m. and you're not in your bed.

Dad, this ain't good.

Dad, what are you talking about?

Dad, what'd you do with Freckles?

Dad, what's wrong with you?

Dad, you're talking again! Let's go home and celebrate!

Dad? Dad, where are you?

Dag? Dagmar, is that you?

Dagmar and I are a teeny, kinda, sorta similar.

Dagmar? What are you doing in Hell? And other Dagmar, same question

Damn it! Dad!

Damn! You are not mellowing with age

Dankmire, Heaven, Mermaid Island, yeah, even the Lost City of Cremorrah.

Darling, nothing's keeping you

Dearly beloved and the accursed, we are gathered here today to celebrate

Decapitation isn't about me. It's about you. Those were your cards

Deception, Deliciousness, Distress…"

Depending upon who looks best in it

Derek and Oona. I'm gonna miss her.

Derek has found a special book

Derek loves being confined in his room. He even locks himself in

Derek, honey, you have some special visitors.

Derek, I didn't see you there

Derek, we're gonna teach you the ways of the world.

Derek? What have you got there?

Derek. Oh! And new angry fairy girl I like.

Did I ever tell you about the big skillet?

Did that book I ordered come in?

Did we just get dumped?

Did you get chazzed? I did. [babbles]

Did you really bury her father alive and shoot at her?

Dirty dogs always runnin' around lookin' for action,

Disputes will be resolved by pancake eating contests

Do not bring Turbish.

Do they have a crown for best friends?

Do what you will to Porky, but he will never talk.

Do what? Dad, no, please don't ask me this

Do you know how hard it is to pleasure oneself with hooves?

Do you know what this means?

Do you like travel, exercise, fascism,

Do you make things up as you go along? Because that's what it felt like.

Do you think my eyes and bowels will stop spinning eventually?

Do you think she knows about the royal curse?

Don't be afraid

Don't be drama queen. That is my job. Flourish.

Don't be mad.

Don't bother, Bean

Don't celebrate yet. We have a problem

Don't die in there, Bean. I'm not stable enough for grief right now

Don't do it!

Don't do that.

Don't even think about it.

Don't ever walk barefoot around here.

Don't get too close. Yeah, I totally got it down! [exclaims]

Don't make me look at your eye no more.

Don't make me talk to Elfo. [continues muttering]

Don't matter to me which what way you are

Don't open the doors which have bloodshot eyes staring back at you

Don't play coy with me. You know what that alliance was about.

Don't push those buttons. It won't do any good.

Don't say, "Wink, wink." Just wink.

Don't spoil it, Craig.

Don't take this the wrong way, but shut up, Elfo.

Don't talk to Porky that way. He's sensitive.

Don't we just look absolutely bewitching in our dress?

Don't worry, you won't remember a thing

Don't you have a mob to join?

Don't you know you can't trust anyone but yourself?

Don't you see? He talks through me. But it ain't free.

Doubtful. She's usually in too much of an alcoholic haze to really notice

Down to the bone, sir. Impressive. You are a true warrior

Down, down, down.

Drag her away.

Dreamland is the long lost home of the elves!

Dreamland needs a large amount of money, right away,

Dreamland!

Dreamland.

Drugs.

Duck? Where? [grunts]

Dummy. Dummy. [honks]

Dying, I'm gonna go with it.

Each of us has a specialty.

Edith

Edith

Edith. [chuckles]

Eh, potato, potahto. We forage 'em both.

Elevator Boy.

Elfo and Luci are all I have, and that is not a deep bench.

Elfo not there. And that no Fun Maze

Elfo scared off all the new recruits last night

Elfo went to Heaven, but I ended up going to Hell to rescue him.

Elfo, don't wander off. We're outta here in 30 seconds.

Elfo, don't!

Elfo, flick him another one.

Elfo, is that true?

Elfo, Luci, stop!

Elfo, never say "loneliness" in a freak show

Elfo, no!

Elfo, punch his kidneys. Elfo! Spit out that frosting and get over here.

Elfo, quit clowning around

Elfo, scoot away.

Elfo, what are you doing? Pay attention!

Elfo, where are you?

Elfo, you start on the top floor. Luci, you start on the bottom.

Elfo!

Elfo! Before you go, I've never had ladder sex before.

Elfo! Slow down!

Elfo? Are you okay down there?

Elfo's in some kind of mood.

Elfo's lost his mind.

Elfo's more of a mother to me than you!

Elfwood.

End of the pier and keep walkin'.

Enter the circle.

Escalator Girl misses you. She asked if you were coming.

Even demons think you're a dick.

Even lower.

Even more important than a good defense is a good offense.

Even you know I'm already gone, Beanie

Every goddamn time!

Every last one

Every single time, it's cake with you. It's not even good cake.

Every tattoo tells a tale

Every time I jab him, he squeals.

Every time I said, "Hi, I'm Elfo," I was crying on the inside.

Every time Zøg honks,

Everybody, all together now. "Hi, I'm Elfo

Everything in sight with those teeth

Evil eyes, holier than thou attitude, always scheming.

Ew, g****.

Ew, no, thank you.

Except for Elfo.

Except for the one time it solved all that stuff.

Except for… [clears throat]

Excuse me while I dispose of this trash.

Excuse me, but is anyone else bothered by the rules of this world?

Exorcising other people's demons, but never my own.

Extra slowly. Wait [gasps]

Face it, Bean, neither one of us is destined to lead.

Face it. You're the one running the kingdom.

Fairies, castles, demons, the works

False bottom in the bathtub where Bean makes her bathtub gin

False bottom in the sofa where Bean makes her sofa gin

Fantastic. We're going to live, everyone.

Faster, before he gives it all away!

Father, I brought you your favorite meal, food!

Fellow Dreamlanders, our difficult period has passed.

Fifth, if you count Elfo's xylophone recital

Finally. Someone gets it

Find Princess Tiabeanie and bring her back, alive

Find the queen, win the dough. Where she stops, nobody knows

Fine, I crown thee Queen of Lies

First name, "Sam." Last name, "Buca."

First rain, now someone's a knockin'?

Foes? Who were they? And what of Bean? Is she mentioned?

Follow the tunnel to Zøg's bedchamber

Fooling foolish fools is so satisfying

For a dying man, he's making a lot of noise

For an incoming cloud of green smoke and we have a question

For bored rich people, aren't you?

For clues to the true meaning of the Curse.

For free?

For God's sake, enough chitter chatter.

For me. And for me.

For who I am, not what I am, right?

For your own safety, keep your arms and legs inside the wagon at all times.

Forget it.

Former Queen of Dreamland, now Pirate Queen of the Seventeen Seas,

Four, only date someone who actually likes ya.

Freak

Freak

Free beer at the pub, for as long as my allowance lasts.

Free drinks in the courtyard, ya boozebags!

Freight elevator. It's one of my favorite tricks.

Friends, enemies, friends with benefits,

From a Squalid Squirrel cartoon.

From now on, call me Freckles.

From the moment you hosed me off, I have been watching you.

From the safety of my secret royal hideaway

From what I've heard, I'm both obnoxious and amazing

Full disclosure, I am standing on two stools

Full disclosure, it did get pretty hot, though.

Full moon.

Fun fact, people thought it was a fork you threw,

Fun times

Furthermore, my father said, and I quote…

Gah! I kneel before thee, my ghost king!

Gee, Bean, you must really like mermaids

Get away from me. I told you I was the real Dagmar.

Get lost, you deadbeat! See you in church!

Get outta here

Get outta here, ya smug little bastards

Get outta here!

Get outta here.

Get people to do something they don't wanna do?

Get the hell in there. Safe and sound

Get the hell outta here!

Get the nets, idiots!

Get your disgusting paws off me

Giddy up, horsey!

Girls, girls, girls, this is a classy affair.