Futurama (1999) - Season 7 Edit

A 2 D being into separate pieces!

A billion years ago, I attempted to overthrow

A billion years ago, I attempted to overthrow

A binary file to Francine's internal drive.

A brand new brain

A broke down filthy homeless substance abuser

A can of paint.

A certain sensitive part of my Anatomy.

A chemical that can help us win? That sounds great.

A college student?

A daring and complex casino heist.

A difficult time for people

A few troubling things did happen in our past.

A freshly dug robot grave.

A funerary urn.

A good old flesh and blood human brain.

A grandson? My, you're a big boy.

A great American monster has been silenced.

A homeless rodeo clown named Floyd

A huge pyramid under New New York?

A little drinking, a little fighting.

A lot of ships get stolen on this planet, so, Bender, stay here and stand guard.

A lot of young people have false teeth.

A machine that can bend? No way.

A mental institution!

A mere automaton whose behavior is

A new club record for shortest ride.

A nice, flammable polar bear.

A pair of skilled mechanical hands.

A paparazzo. You know, a celebrity photographer.

A photo of Langdon Cobb without his bag? Impossible.

A planetary embargo against Omicron Persei 8.

A pox on all their beach houses!

A raven's brought word for you, sir.

A real big lobster, fresh shellfish You give me a rash

A real Calculon type.

A robot free will unit? Impossible!

A sausage contest, eh?

A sausage making champion. Can I get in on this?

A second Earth on which to begin anew.

A spaceship made of stone? With no electronics, it just might work!

A temptress named I don't know Jezebel.

A thank you for saving you from yourself?

A time traveling senator attended his own birth. Back to you.

A tough act to follow.

A wife like LaBarbara or a friend like me.

A. . .

A'ight.

Aah !

Aah!

Aah!

Abbot, I need to know, what's the point

Aboard a crab fishing boat.

About deals with the Wong family.

About experiences you haven't had.

About Senator Chris Zaxxar Travers.

About two local gals, Amy Wong and Turanga Leela,

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Accepted again!

Accepted!

Accepted!

Accepted!

Accepted!

Accepted!

According to Bender's constant updates.

According to Fry's delicate nose.

According to reputable scientists. .

Ach du freakin' Lieber!

Acronym. A criminal regiment of nasty young men.

Across the southern border of our solar system.

Act and think with total independence.

Action!

Activate cloaking device.

Activating anti fungal ray.

Actors to the set!

Actual folk songs are all public domain.

Actually, no. For once, it was Bender.

Adios.

Admission, $20.

Adorable prairie elephant!

After 40 years, I want to see the world.

After all the good news I've given you over the years?

After all these years, I'm going places I've never been,

After all, it takes two colors to make a rainbow.

After beer and hot wings at a local gas station,

After practicing against five Larry Birds, we're ready for anything.

After that, my music career really started taking off.

After these important messages.

After they said I had an obnoxious ego?

After which it was supposed to revert to the Martians.

Again, no idea what that means.

Against my flailing fists.

Against our reigning champions, the Murderflies.

Against their will?

Agnew, cut to the PSA.

Agnew, give it your stamp of approval.

Agnew, give it your stamp of approval.

Agnew, show them.

Ah !

Ah !

Ah !

Ah !

Ah !

Ah ! We robot monks have meditated long on this.

Ah ah ah. A magician never reveals his secrets. Except the Great Reveal o.

Ah ha, your folk singing folder.

Ah ha! You see?

Ah, alone and unhooked.

Ah, another successful day.

Ah, dear Juliet,

Ah, Fry!

Ah, here we go.

Ah, home, sweet head.

Ah, just as I had no idea.

Ah, let's not let those dark days ruin our visit.

Ah, my Uncle Fry and his mystery solving friends.

Ah, no, it's just that ice cream truck that almost ran me over.

Ah, now I can see what I'm doing. Commence the operation !

Ah, perfect timing.

Ah, pretty good.

Ah, rats. I wanted lap dance nachos

Ah, still cocked.

Ah, thank you.

Ah, that hit the spot.

Ah, the open road!

Ah, there you are, Leela.

Ah, there's only one way to know who committed this crime.

Ah, this brings me back.

Ah, this may not be the best time, but a couple years ago,

Ah, who asked you?

Ah, yeah ! Guilty!

Ah, yes, Calculon.

Ah, yes, our famous Human Habitat.

Ah, yes, the bag. I've never understood people's fascination with that.

Ah, yes.

Ah, yes. I warned the robot, but he wouldn't listen.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. .

Ah. So it's less painful than regular tattoo removal.

Ah... time for the mornings meltsdowns.

Aha, Leela, we meet again.

Ahem !

Ahh !

Ahh !

Ahh. Nerve gas.

Ahhh !

Ahhh !

Aim...

Ain't no thing but a hyperchicken wing.

Ain't nothing crazy about me but my brain. Right, brain?

Alas, it's not that simple.

Alas, no.

Albino lobsters thinking of robbing our casino.

Alien ships approaching, sir.

All because of some useless old people.

All hands on deck for Mojitos.

All he has to do is write his way out of this mess,

All I can give you is this naked picture of him taken from my toilet cam.

All I ever wanted was to go to Bending State Santa Cruz.

All I have left is my cigar.

All I need is an audience.

All I see are a bunch of vertical line segments.

All I see is you going in and out.

All in all, it's a fine day for an apocalypse.

All My Circuits is on in three minutes!

All My Circuits! All My Circuits!

All Neanderthal sad. lt in our nature.

All other parts sold.

All personnel, report to the laboratory.

All primates, really.

All right, all right, where's the surprise?

All right, Amy, what's so important

All right, baby!

All right, buddy.

All right, but if you see him, give him one of these. . .

All right, Fry!

All right, gang.

All right, good enough.

All right, how we feeling?

All right, I got her statement. And a straight up g**** soda.

All right, I'll just keep my top on.

All right, I'm low on bullets. Everybody, scooch together.

All right, I've been waiting all day for an excuse to hit a lady.

All right, it's time to get to the bottom of what, at this point,

All right, let's get this party ended.

All right, let's go. It'll be just like stomping a puppy.

All right, let's just rescue them and get out of here.

All right, let's laugh and learn.

All right, listen up, nitwits.

All right, listen up.

All right, shoot him, Blind Joe.

All right, that's enough of that.

All right, Tinny, your double leg transplant is complete.

All right, we will. Come on, Amy.

All right!

All right! Lucky pants!

All right. I'm going to catch Travers on video

All right. Then I'm afraid we must kill you

All rise for the Honorable Judge 724.

All robots have such a slot,

All thanks to your friends.

All that truly matters is the process.

All the beer's in there.

All the lava in the world won't wash away your lies.

All this firefighting is murder on my feet.

All this firefighting is murder on my feet.

All trade with the Omicronians stops today.

All while tolerating others.

All with stuff I found around the office.

All without ever removing his trademark bag.

All you need

All your crazy stories were true!

All your fancy technology will never be able

Allow me, my lady.

Almost there. Keep your eyeball closed

Almost. Can I have some milk and cookies first?

Also, good news, everyone!

Also, I'll send you a check for the parts I stole!

Also, Leela and I...

Also, nothing in here smells like a rotting crab.

Also, ow.

Also, this grease is flammable.

Also, to be treated as equals! And a little mating wouldn't hurt!

Also, what the hell is a free will slot?

Also. . . Oh, Lord.

Also. . . Yuck!

Although he did say I'm a better kisser.

Although it's really quite a nice portrait.

Although the cassette player's been stolen and the battery's dead.

Although two times hardly establishes a pattern.

Always leave 'em wanting more.

Always prancing around in those stupid marmoset pajamas.

Amazing !

Amazing!

Amen, brother.

Amy,

Amy, I hope I'm not out of line, but. . .

Amy, I'm deeply disappointed in you.

Amy, if we get killed, I just want to say

Amy, Leela! What are you doing at your place of work?

Amy, prepare the radio cranial dream injector.

Amy, remember when we tried out for the Rockettes?

Amy, the Mafia took everything we had.

Amy, what are you?

Amy, with Leela.

Amy, you grew up on Mars, right?

Amy? Amy!

An actress? A celebrity chef?

An addictive drug for our mean girlfriends.

An alien saucer has been detected en route to Earth.

An attractive algae based id and a ravenous fungus based ego

Ancient history coming through !

And a complimentary waterfall.

And a flannel shirt.

And action!

And after careful research, located a xeroxed copy

And against a team of clones, no less.

And ahead in the polls, has defeated Richard Nixon.

And also for not circumcising me again, am I right?

And also twice on the sidewalk, made a baby robot? How?

And also you tell me everything you know about folk singing,

And also your eyes are bloodshot, you're paranoid, and the van has a skunky odor.

And although sometimes they got beaten,

And an expedition flag from my underpants.

And another thing.

And are named "Big" something

And as a precaution, I made you

And ascend to the heavens.

And assault with a smelly weapon.

And back to the starting finish line.

And bang!

And become a miniature sun, with me as its Supreme Alderman.

And before you answer that...

And begin the questions.

And burning raccoons without a permit!

And check out the interior.

And Cobb's a living creature.

And commence living without me.

And cures some giant guy!

And curing disease, the economy collapsed.

And dispose of your body in the nearest dumpster.

And don't forget my genuine love for Parmezian cheese.

And don't forget that vampire bank

And don't go to prison. That's my shtick!

And don't go to prison. That's my shtick!

And don't shoot. That crate is a gift from us.

And due to the embargo, the only place to get it

And Earth is yours.

And easily reduce it to a formula for mass production.

And enormous butterjunk.

And even if it were possible, which it's not,

And even so, it can't be seen

And everybody knows,

And everyone will know it's real,

And fell into a spiral of despair, addiction, and discount prostitution.

And finally,

And finally, I'm sure you've all noticed

And finally, our new employee of the month is Fry.

And folks round these parts can't remember the last time

And force the writers to shoehorn in helpful lessons.

And Fry refused to save me.

And furthermore, by golly, I promise to cut taxes for the rich

And get back to our sacred vows.

And get spat on by the beautiful people.

And good old Cookie,

And good old Quaker thuggery.

And groping.

And have Fry or Bender fly the ship?

And having sex there.

And he has absolutely no brain activity.

And he may be invisible, but he's not insmellable.

And he's kind of crotchety and moldy.

And hear about how bursitis transcends physical existence.

And help me rub on this new scented body oil?

And helped you get your online doctorate in Rodeo Studies.

And honesty in a hipper, dumber package.

And how do you propose we do that?

And I could really use some coffee.

And I do have vague memories of people refusing to breed with me!

And I felt perhaps he'd be a bit less dull

And I never even had a chance to thank him.

And I plan on losing billions in your "casiny."

And I thought I'd pop in.

And I took this one inside the ichthyosaur's stomach.

And I want to learn the railroading business.

And I was wearing them when I first met Leela, so yeah, they're lucky.

And I will not kill him.

And I would never have gotten away with it, regardless of you meddling kids.

And I'll go with...

And I'll take your guitar too?

And I'm a stick them in your pancreas till I find one that opens it.

And I'm comin' for to run you down, Lord, Lord.

And I'm going to tell our Carcaron friends the truth.

And I'm gonna sing my new masterpiece,

And I'm heroically saving the world by trapping him here.

And I'm just the guy for the job.

And I'm taking my money with me.

And I've decided I don't want to be involved in any way.

And if you ask me, that makes me a winner.

And if you're looking for a smelly old can of booze,

And if you're worried, you can always move down here with us.

And in the meantime, if I should happen

And in the sack.

And it always has been!

And it will cut two or three hours a day off my cornrowing routine.

And it's all thanks to a balanced diet, composed of nothing but Purpleberries.

And it's all your fault!

And it's gonna knock your socks on...

And it's the same railroad camp.

And keep your stupid chicken hat, too!

And let it ride!

And let this be a lesson to any other

And like the fairy tale of face mutant and butt mutant,

And lips, oh, you, the doors of breath, seal with a righteous kiss.

And look at this intricately carved disk.

And look over there!

And make a deal with the Devil.

And make all the crime decisions.

And make my voice heard.

And march in through an inferno of molten plasma.

And me? I'm making my spice weaseled bratwurst outta pork.

And monkeys.

And most of all, my dear nephew, Professor Farnsworth.

And my family.

And never from this palace of dim night depart again.

And no one ever took me to them.

And no one will ever know.

And no sign of that crafty badger.

And not the kind you hope for

And now All My Circuits, brought to you by

And now he's gone, thanks to you, Mr. Bigshot 7 G.

And now I'm richer than all y'all losers

And now it's your turn to "feel the chill."

And now the neck.

And now their opponents, the vixens most horrible

And now this part.

And now, as a solemn testicle

And now, back to our show.

And now, back to our show...

And now, for our weekly amateur flapdown.

And now, introducing the opponents...

And now, the show that teaches kids to eat right and have a good time...

And now, to follow that act,

And once that genie is out of the bottle...

And one more to wash that Slurm taste out of my mouth.

And one of these, and not one of these.

And one wing measured five cubits,

And Orangeberries.

And practically rhyming.

And put an end to this nonsense.

And put on these real to virtual adapter caps.

And recovery with you, as a team.

And remember, don't report them missing

And remember, eat everything in the safe,

And rendering the ink invisible.

And return the casino to its rightful owners. Questions?

And right before he froze me in his carbonite

And right now, it's hind heartbroken!

And see if they'd like his Calculon pictures.

And sells the parts all over the galaxy.

And send it wirelessly to my 3D printer

And sent him parasailing over the Queensboro Bridge.

And sent me back in time.

And shake the yoke of inauspicious stars from this world wearied flesh.

And she doesn't even want to cuddle anymore.

And she'd been with me through 30 odd convictions.

And so began the fight career of two skimpy outfits

And so handsome.

And so I am proud to tear up his star and replace it

And so, before the Lord and this congregation,

And so, on the basis

And some cops get help from angels.

And some kind of red juice

And start squirting out some soul arrhea.

And still be so great?

And take back our shrapnel laser, which was stolen by our sworn enemy.

And tarsiers, and several lemurs.

And tell him I want 37 more climactic speeches

And tell them honestly how you feel.

And that appealed to me, for whatever reason.

And that bloodbath takes them to next week's finals

And that employee is. . .

And that includes cultural exports.

And that secret I shall take to my grave.

And that's how I got this scar above my eye.

And that's how you end hunger.

And that's it!

And that's the final miner!

And that's where Silicon Red comes in.

And the 3 D printer will make it happen.

And the best part is,

And the candidate is born !

And the Clippie goes to...

And the Clippie goes to...

And the composition sublime.

And the feisty women who filled them.

And the first runner up,

And the fish sticks were limp!

And the leftover milk looks like Purpleberry Pond.

And the lowest rated employee, possibly Zoidberg,

And the more beer!

And the nominees are Johnny Jensen from Rent A Cat,

And the other wing measured five cubits; From the tip...

And the rest do jobs whose ass ratio ranges from 42% to a mere 11 %,

And the resulting code guides assembly of a new robot.

And the robot hands would make you a strawberry shortcake

And the votes are in.

And the walking on sunshine!

And the walking on sunshine!

And the worst part is, I had to have the breakup sex by myself!

And then I'm a stab it.

And then in all his smaller mouths!

And then people like me better watch their step.

And then Sean had to show up.

And then sully it on the couch.

And there ain't much more to say about me

And there's a lot that I always wished I had said before I...

And these piña skulladas are fantastic.

And they can make sure you don't. . .

And they're still trying to fix it

And this fork inside my lung.

And this one's for the leprechaunorrhea. Hiddly dee!

And this thing lying on the bed?

And those are the Harlem Globetrotters.

And those things never mutated.

And though billions of people have seen your work. . . Mmm hmm.

And Travers never got sent back from the future.

And two for best actress,

And use the poor as a cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel.

And wait for our next assignment.

And was immediately forgotten.

And watch the master at work.

And watch TV at incredible volume, and they generate electricity.

And we brought you a little something.

And we end up living here, in isolated crevice.

And we failed because we accidentally

And we have made our peace.

And we just drink it?

And we need some one on one time.

And we need you back on TV

And we rap about our problems.

And we stopped by to help our friend, the Professor, with his cloning machine.

And we want to help you.

And we'll never get them all back.

And we're getting a new, safer ship.

And weasel out of getting killed

And what about Amy?

And what?

And what's that catchy beat?

And what's with all the money?

And whenever he'd start moaning and sweating his pants,

And where can you possibly get film developed nowadays?

And who's this goomer?

And why are you wearing a leather lab coat?

And why? Because he's family, and family is always there for each other.

And will I have to die listening to country music?

And with the ladies.

And with the polls now closed in every time zone worldwide,

And you !

And you could use the $50 for another gallon of Hello Kitty perfume.

And you got the nerve to call yourself a beverage machine?

And you said I'd probably crap my pants?

And you sure can strum that plastic guitar,

And you, give me back my medal.

And you, ma'am, must have heroine in your veins.

And you, metal guy, lie down.

And you're already schmoozing up to his replacement?

And you're facing away from us,

And you're going to give it to me. If it exists.

And you're not doing anything to stop it.

And you're not the father!

And you're not the father.

And your carelessness nearly cost the life of my best friend.

And your gun.

And your very life force will be sucked out, leaving you a flaccid husk.

And, Morris, I fell in love with your honesty and humility.

And, well, here in front of your half naked daughter

And, Zoidberg, you can replace Fry.

Announcing Lord Loquat.

Anonyco, the unknown company doing unknown things.

Another brain

Another grave insult to my ancestry.

Another great thing was she always had room for dessert

Antenna.

Any of you guys got a spaceship?

Any robot brain will improve my fitness as a husband and father.

Any time of day.

Anyhow, about the guitar.

Anyone who pays attention to the lichen is unknowingly feeding it.

Anything happen while I was...?

Anyway, I can't help you.

Anyway, the ship's still here.

Anywhere! We'll never find it.

Appearances. Just a simple matter of appearances.

Are extremely sensitive to light.

Are in fact Sparkles the human!

Are merely the first phase of a process called "squidification".

Are there any real questions?

Are these innocent playthings we stole together.

Are they my zombies from Hammacher Schlemmer?

Are ye hurt?

Are you a college student?

Are you and another person

Are you done talking, or is this a long pause?

Are you going to kill me?

Are you okay? I. . . Ow!

Are you saying that guy at the apartment

Are you suggesting that any verdict I reach is simply

Are you sure this is safe?

Are you telling me the stuff we did in private,

Aren't you mad at him?

Argh ! I can't not work like this.

Arms, take your last embrace.

Around this corner, exterminating mice.

Arrives to swap out the shrimp.

Arroo!

Arroooo...!

As a return guest, Leela will receive a 25% discount

As an active mom, I care about these things.

As fun as it is to watch Fry try and operate his pants,

As God is my witness, I'll never forgive you for this!

As I mentioned, I was present that night to ensure that Fry fell into the tube.

As is normal for me.

As leader of the free world, it is my solemn duty

As long as they vote for Nixon

As long as we discuss business.

As Lord Nibbler's personal chauffeur, I landed him

As many hit folk songs as I want.

As much as I hate you, I hate Langdon Cobb more.

As much as the next fellow, but this Nectar worries me.

As much as the next fellow, but this Nectar worries me.

As my appearance or my personal life.

As president of Earth, the greatest planet in the world.

As president of this network,

As soon as this storm passes, let's be on our way.

As stupid as Zoidberg's idea is...

As the curtain rises on our verisimilitudinous tableau,

As the Iowa caucus approaches,

As the ones in my celebrity tabloid.

As we await the return of the courageous robot.

As you can see by my jeans and hoodie,

As you can see, I've picked up an alien ship on the long range scanner.

As you can see, or rather can't see,

As you know, the main vault is here

As your next president.

As your next president.

Assembling machinery pays well.

Assie?

Asteroids!

At Disneyland.

At ease, darling.

At last, we can enjoy our studio mandated quality time.

At last. Once we give robots free will,

At least he died knowing I was great.

At least his butt is.

At least the rocks are light here.

At least there's a cup holder.

At least we tried to make a difference by supporting Senator. . .

At night it's called the moon.

At precisely 3:40, the hazmat team

At the meat market where I am!

At this sleazy strip club.

Attaboy, Yancy.

Attention, helium miners.

Aw, Bender, didn't your mom ever tell you where robot babies come from?

Aw, biscuits! I'm a father?

Aw, but you can't possibly afford to

Aw, come on! I can't be a famous folk singer

Aw, crap, he's on every channel!

Aw, crap.

Aw, crud. Every time!

Aw, heck, I'm nothing special.

Aw, I missed your stinky breath so much.

Aw, it just got real.

Aw, it's been a thousand years since I had this.

Aw, man, I can't afford no Medicare copayments!

Aw, man.

Aw, man. My great photo only made his ego bigger.

Aw, no time.

Aw, Nobel Prize? That's no good.

Aw, relax, Beeler's stupid machine takes hours

Aw, Sweetie, tentacles are beautiful.

Aw, thanks.

Aw, that's so sweet.

Aw, this never happens, I swear.

Aw, what's the matter? Scared of dying?

Aw, what's wrong?

Aw, yeah.

Aw, yeah.

Aw, you blew it again.

Aw, you're homesick, aren't you, T.?

Aw!

Aw!

Aw!

Aw!

Aw!

Aw!

Aw! Did you miss me, pookie?

Aw! It's my relatives.

Aw! You sure you won't come to your mom's wedding?

Aw. . .

Aw. . .

Aw...

Awesome.

Aww.

Awww.

Aye aye.

Aye hyah!

Aye, I'll help ye for a cut of the booty.

Aye!

Aye. Aye.

Back, please. She needs room.

Back, you beasts!

Back!

Backdraft is on.

Bailiffs, get that innocent robot out of my courtroom.

Bam !

Bam !

Bam !

Banana split...

Bastards!.

Battalion A, smash things! Battalion B, smash different things!

Be a man for once and fleam this wretched creature.

Because he already died!

Because I don't have free will.

Because I sure have until right now.

Because I will commence divorce proceedings.

Because I'm the commissioner of the Butterfly Derby.

Because if you are, I'd like to invite you

Because if you're wearing these, you'll be killed on the spot.

Because it makes me feel happy and confused and wistful and sad.

Because of the horrific events he's going to set in motion.

Because that ship will reach Earth in two weeks.

Because that's the year that's this year! See?

Because the Earth constitution clearly states

Because they're magic!

Because this isn't your dream.

Because unlike you, I'm cool.

Because you can't possibly do a scene like this.

Because you deserted me.

Because you have to do it.

Because you're addicted to glory.

Because you're idiots.

Become a community organizer, a senator,

Been alone here, tending this light, longer'n I can remember.

Been in session for 32 seconds,

Been nice spending time with you.

Beer, beer beer, beer, beer.

Beer?

Before Fry blew his pants out of the sky,

Before I get my expletives deleted!

Before long, they rose up in revolt...

Before that, it was off.

Before they charge us for another day.

Before they humiliate themselves.

Before we deliver these weapons,

Before we die, I'm gonna find and destroy

Behold our latest weapon, a revolutionary fleet of unmanned drones.

Being a perfect shape and all.

Bend ! Bend !

Bend it, Daddy! Bend it like it called you poo poo face!

Bend some other stuff!

Bendee Bendee Boo!

Bender

Bender and his obnoxious ego.

Bender is falling !

Bender is great!

Bender Rodriguez, on the charge of attempted murder,

Bender Rodriguez, you are charged with petty larceny,

Bender should go to Us People's office in Hollywood

Bender was thousands of miles away.

Bender, bend the barrels.

Bender, come join us.

Bender, do you know where Fry is?

Bender, guess what.

Bender, hurry up!

Bender, I was wrong.

Bender, I'm proud of you for the sacrifice you made.

Bender, meet Fast Frank Brogan.

Bender, no.

Bender, since you're not human, you can still go.

Bender, stop.

Bender, these shots of Calculon are great.

Bender, whatever you do,

Bender, where's Fry?

Bender, you can't even vote. You're a convicted felon.

Bender, you have a lovely baritone,

Bender, you want to go out and do something?

Bender, you'll let me know if we have to cheese it, right?

Bender, you're not a folk singer just 'cause you have a guitar.

Bender!

Bender!

Bender! No, please!

Bender! Shh ! We have to be careful not to remind her!

Bender! Why do you always have to be the center of attention?

Bender! You're stealing your own stuff!

Bender?

Bender?

Bender? I smell burning tusk.

Bender? It's for you

Bender? What are you doing?

Bender's a jerk, but he's right.

Bender's electric field