One Of Us Is Lying - Season 1 Edit

A bit of good news, though, on the laptop front:

A healthy relationship, you know?

A jock with a secret.

A little bit more clearly, but then my brain,

A lot of assholes hate you, Simon.

A private tutor from NASA or something.

A record of the altercation.

A suspected murderer.

A third would mean doing time.

A total and complete piece of shit.

A victim of verbal assault

A villain to trauma bond over.

About a lot of things at this point.

About all of you miserable assholes,

About all the different sides of myself

About all your Halloween parties.

About baseball again, you go on and pull this.

About food, so he would order for us.

About her mental health issues,

About his bag, though.

About people that he knew at school.

About Simon and Jake using the Xbox to chat?

About something this big. Oh, we're talking about lies?

About That?

About the peanut oil in your locker.

About this because they're the only ones who know

About this patriarchal bullshit when my best friend is dead?

About us?

About what happened with my locker.

About what you witnessed yesterday.

About you and Addy and Nate.

About you, about that night.

About your breakup and you.

About your stupid days and about Margot?

Abso fucking lutely I do. [laughs]

According to every news report and Instagram post,

According to my VPN, I just posted from Tokyo.

Acknowledge the fact that he died.

Actually we're working on a theory

Addy and I did, and it's almost like

Addy texted the group last night.

Addy told us you saw the whole chat history

Addy, Addy!

Addy, can you come with me please?

Addy, can you do something? Come help!

Addy, come on.

Addy, he doesn't love you. He loves having a puppet.

Addy, Jake is a controlling sociopath!

Addy, open the fucking door.

Addy, this girl who was in detention with me that day

Addy, you're amazing, and Jake is

Addy, you're bleeding.

Addy!

Addy! Addy!

Addy?

Adelaide Prentiss, and Nathaniel Macauley

Adelaide Prentiss, you're under arrest.

Admitted into Yale, but I've also learned

Admitting to a crime I didn't commit.

Adolescent brains just trying to figure out

Ads, you cannot tell anyone about her.

After blackmailing

After experiencing an allergic rection.

After he got caught with his yoga instructor.

After his death.

After leukemia, you're not exactly blowing my mind.

After these interrogations,

After they actually dropped.

After you sold her pills?

Again.

Again.

Ah, fuck! Ah, fuck!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah.

Ahh!

Ahh! [bicycle bell rings]

Ahh!" [laughs]

Alexander Solzhenitsyn once wrote...

All because I wasn't ready to say goodbye

All of our conversations then.

All of our lives are total messes, man.

All right, and with these steroid rumors,

All right, come on, let's go

All right, fine, have fun with your new friend.

All right, he knows you're only going to be there

All right, well, how do we even do it?

All right? Mm hmm.

All right? Don't forget that.

All so that I can play ball and get noticed.

All that ugliness in Mississippi,

All this without him, so yeah, maybe a boyfriend.

Also a suspected murderer.

Also, Bronwyn invited me.

Also, does nobody see the irony in voting for a monarchy?

Also, how do you think

Also, I checked the timestamp in the last posts.

Also, if he brings up the photo

Also, next time I text the group chat,

Also, this is a clear case for hair police.

Although I do, but you're also smart,

Although to be fair, I never pictured mine at all.

Always kind of seemed like the only reason

Always looking out for me?

American football.

An alarm went off on my phone that I know I didn't set.

An unpublished draft of his post about you.

Anarchi$k, S K. It was his gamer tag.

And and college applications.

And and you Wait, wait, wait.

And and...

And look, this peanut oil could not have killed Simon.

And #RibbonsOfSolidarity.

And a unibrow for Halloween?

And Addy and Cooper.

And Addy. Addy Prentiss.

And Addy's like one of those little barnacle things

And after college, we'll get married and travel the world.

And after I broke his heart, and he got suspended,

And all of it legally destroyed by the police

And all of them have so much time ahead

And all the rest on Nate's bike.

And all those assholes look like true murderers.

And alone at a party.

And also because psychos love getting credit for their work.

And apparently Addy Prentiss

And as far away from Ms. Avery as possible.

And ask, and I just wanted to

And baby, you are not a good liar.

And because I can't focus on writing anything else

And because it's the right thing to do

And besides, how could I have planned

And Bronwyn thought that Simon was gonna post them

And changed the post.

And conspiring together.

And Cooper knows better.

And did you see Jake's face?

And didn't find Simon's EpiPens

And dropped it in the water in Simon's drink.

And even if I wanted to, I would never lie about it.

And even if Simon thought he had something on one of us,

And ever since then, I've just wanted

And fall in love with...

And focus on your future.

And for me personally, I just wanted a puppy

And for the record, I really tried.

And fourth, she knows my secret.

And frame my lying, cheating girlfriend.

And gave it back to Simon's family.

And he asked me, and I lied.

And he blamed me

And he didn't for, like, what, weeks?

And he doesn't have to know.

And he hired the streakers?

And he love of my life, so to find out that you've...

And he most definitely is not a quitter.

And he was all ready to post it,

And he was fleeing to Mexico. Who does that?

And he was miles away from the movie theater

And he'll go into the family business,

And he's planning to leave if my plan doesn't

And heard from Mr. Riordan and Mr. Forrester,

And her former classmate Simon Kelleher,

And his incident in the past.

And honestly, I don't understand

And hope that they give you the benefit of the doubt.

And how could he put the capsule in the cup

And how you are definitely not

And I I could just see how easily

And I am grounded.

And I am not gonna end up like you.

And I am not telling him to take it down.

And I am truly sorry he didn't end up being

And I became a murder suspect.

And I can't go more than a few minutes

And I did, hard.

And I didn't tell you about the laptop

And I didn't want to make your life hell unless I was sure.

And I didn't.

And I don't know what to do with that.

And I don't think either of us really wants that, do you?

And I don't think Nate can be bothered

And I don't want that guy to bring you down with him.

And I draw the line at an asshole with abs.

And I failed.

And I feel bad saying this,

And I find choosing stressful.

And I got detention in a weird way, too.

And I guess he thought, like, if he could do it...

And I guess I just wanted one part of it to be good.

And I guessed right with "About That."

And I have, it's that usually,

And I haven't always had it under control.

And I haven't been there for you, and...

And I just figured Then you could have asked me.

And I just stood there freaking out.

And I just thought it was weird that your secret was

And I just wanted the police to know you had motive

And I knew what a 78 would look like in my junior year.

And I know admitting all of this is not gonna get me

And I know it's not fair of me to ask,

And I know that it had something to do with you.

And I know there's way more than that

And I like that you never sugarcoat anything,

And I like the new Cooper, too.

And I lost the receipt, so I don't know.

And I made myself a target tonight for nothing.

And I mean, come on.

And I need to make it up to him.

And I never break a promise.

And I obviously did not kill him.

And I played with your feelings anyways.

And I promise I can explain, if you just give me a chance?

And I promise we'll be discrete.

And I promise we're not gonna screw this one up.

And I realized anybody could have set the alarm

And I realized I'd ruined the whole play for you.

And I really think he knows something.

And I really want to meet Stan. Okay.

And I recommend you leave now.

And I remember deservedly making fun of you for it.

And I remember what you said about the phone in your bag,

And I stand up for the people I believe in,

And I still haven't been arrested,

And I suppose we'd have to inform the police

And I thank you for your cooperation.

And I think he put the peanut oil in the cup himself.

And I think she guessed I was recording.

And I think that the four of you

And I think whoever it was probably killed Simon,

And I thought I was being obvious.

And I thought of giving it back when he got better.

And I thought we were done with all this Scooby Doo shit.

And I told her I had a doctor's appointment,

And I told her you're taking a test after this.

And I told him about how

And I took the laptop

And I want to be out while I do it.

And I was drunk and sad and mad,

And I was gonna give it back. Are you fucking kidding me?

And I won't let anyone ruin it for me.

And I would sneak in and watch the old classics.

And I'll be a mom.

And I'll be doing whatever the opposite of that is.

And I'll lose him too.

And I'll stop writing about you.

And I'm a freshman in college.

And I'm already completely stressed?

And I'm here to sing for Simon.

And I'm not trying to tell you how to come out.

And I'm really sorry.

And I'm so I'm so sorry.

And I'm so glad that I have someone

And I'm sorry, but we have to face reality.

And I'm sorry.

And I'm telling you what is most important for me

And I've outed him for no reason,

And if any of us tells, we're all fucked.

And if anyone else finds out,

And if I could sleep, maybe I could see things

And if I did anything that you didn't like,

And if I'm being honest,

And if it is, it not only gives you motive

And if someone were to pull one of those chairs out...

And if that doesn't work? Well, I'll just keep looking.

And if they do, I just need What kind of stuff?

And if we can stop her,

And if you did, your parents would hire you

And if you think about it, overdosing and poisoning

And if you'd like, you and I

And if you're smart, you're going to stand back

And in doing so, I violated school rules.

And in my opinion, shoe fits.

And it just evaporated out of nowhere.

And it makes sense that Simon was a total creep and did that.

And it sucks because we can't do anything until tomorrow,

And it wasn't just the hospital chair.

And it's all a lie.

And it's final.

And it's just the beginning.

And it's my job to protect you.

And it's not a fun deep dive.

And it's not even annoying that you keep showing up

And it's not how I wanted you to look at me.

And it's probably dumb of me to even try to distract you

And just disappears dressed as a fucking magician.

And just go back to normal, please?

And just so you know, I don't trust her.

And just to say it, if anyone in this entire school

And lately all you've been is About That with legs.

And let me do my job

And like she said, your reputation

And look, believe it or not, I do.

And make everything better again.

And make the devil suck your dick."

And maybe part of me wanted to understand why he ghosted.

And maybe see what the chats were about, right?

And Ms. Avery was there for me because she's a good person.

And my dad was able to guess the truth anyway.

And my dad's, so that's cool.

And my equal and opposite reaction

And my guess is that that someone is Cooper.

And my parents trust you.

And no more doodling.

And nobody has to know.

And none of you losers ever see me again.

And none of you were there. What? Who?

And not dumb because I don't know

And not floating out into orbit.

And not planning over cookies.

And now I can have an Xbox at my mom's

And now I'm about to fake my own assassination attempt

And now it is my pleasure

And now she wants me to come to the wake,

And now that they arrested the drug dealer,

And now they're trying to frame us.

And now you are standing on the edge of a cliff with me,

And now you're basically the bastard child

And now you're running away because we're onto you.

And of course, I kept you up to date with the who's who

And of course, my door is always open.

And on Friday night, I'll take down

And one of them did it.

And one of you seems like

And only Simon's cup.

And our hope is that it will be punished accordingly.

And out of all the possible creeps out there,

And pretending than you are at throwing a ball.

And put your head forward. You don't know that.

And reflecting on what you did to get here.

And remember that I'm never gonna let

And remember, there will be cameras everywhere

And remembered you saying something about talking later.

And second of all, your shitty little boyfriend dumped you.

And sexting him doesn't seem like a genius move.

And she always has her phone out.

And she held my hand while I waited.

And she said she had to call my parents

And she wasn't bullying him.

And she's got this problem where she thinks

And should be penalized accordingly."

And so, naturally, you've invented

And sometimes you just want

And sounds and acts?

And stay the fuck away from Maeve

And still has time to save me from myself when I fuck up.

And stuff, so No, no way. Don't you see?

And tell me the truth.

And tells you that their dad had a heart attack

And that is just painfully underdeveloped,

And that just wasn't an option.

And that same morning, baby Jesus disappeared.

And that was your idea.

And that wasn't easy for Nathaniel.

And that you're innocent.

And that's always been our plan,

And that's decision making and impulse and forethought,

And that's how she got detention,

And that's not the only crime I have to look into here.

And that's one of the best things about you.

And the bunny in the hat, so we're good.

And the cops think I killed him.

And the entire time that TJ was suspended,

And the fact that you have an actual lizard.

And the killer is someone you know.

And the last thing I would have told him would have been a lie.

And the media's turning this

And the thing is, she said that you're going to

And the video of you, Bronwyn.

And then okay,

And then four people were in detention with Simon.

And then he went to the window.

And then I

And then I didn't just lose you.

And then I ended up by twerking in the middle of the shop.

And then I find out that you

And then I got caught.

And then I heard the cops were at your house this morning,

And then lied about it.

And then posted that insane confession

And then posted that photo of our meeting place.

And then pretend like she was framed too.

And then she drove me there.

And then someone changed it.

And then take a drug test

And then the deal goes away.

And then there's Goes to his stupid

And then there's Murder Suspect Cooper.

And then there's the new About That posts.

And then this creepy pop up message came up.

And then we record a response.

And then what?

And then you badger my girlfriend.

And then you never spoke to me again.

And there's a chance that they might try to talk to you.

And there's School Cooper. And there's At Home Cooper.

And they changed all the passwords,

And they didn't find any wrongdoing.

And they don't.

And they wanted us in the room that day.

And they won't go through our trash.

And they're already scrutinizing

And they're fucking dangerous.

And they're, like, really mellow.

And thinks he's being funny, but...

And this is gonna be weird,

And threatened to out you on About That

And threatening to kill him.

And three other murder suspects trespassing

And TJ has been messaging me, and is obsessed with me.

And TJ was there and...

And to your right

And today's resolution is:

And wanted him to shut the whole thing down.

And watched you throw that all away for them.

And we can all move on from this unfortunate event.

And we can solve this before I take off.

And we can use his location data to retrace his steps.

And we ended up watching bad telenovelas?

And we find you've been hiding it and lying about it,

And we found traces of peanut oil

And we have to present you as you really are:

And we talked Wait, you went to her house?

And we're considering taking it, yeah.

And we've got company.

And went all over Tony's carpet.

And when she confronted him about it,

And when that didn't work, he used it as a distraction

And when we get there, you guys are too famous

And which one would he be cheating on?

And while I don't pretend to know

And who is surprisingly happy to point the finger at me.

And why there were no EpiPens in the nurse's office,

And why was Vanessa here in the first place?

And why would he keep the EpiPens?

And wind up with Nate in jail.

And you can see that in the picture?

And you don't need to spend your life punishing yourself.

And you encourage people to be more real.

And you guys keep looking in each other's mouths.

And you just now have the guts to tell me three years later?

And you know what I realized?

And you make me smile, and you're, like,

And you said they were fighting about the app.

And you think she's a murderer?

And you turned 18 in December,

And you were in detention that day.

And you'll have detention again tomorrow.

And you're already worried again.

And you're funny, and you do the right thing

And you're gonna wanna change your sheets first.

And you're really asking?

And your boring, predictable little cliques,

And your horrible taste in movies,

And your murder club did it together.

And your sister happens to follow her.

And, bonus, you can meet my lizard.

And, hey, fuck Addy. I mean, it's not personal.

And, judging by last night, even trying to kill us.

And, like, what am I supposed to think?

And, right now, you need someone in your corner.

And, spoiler alert, it wasn't just one time.

And, strangely, he never got detention.

And, you know, being smart was my whole thing.

And...

Angling for an eight figure deal.

Announcer: Tied, runner on third.

Another night.

Answer some questions.

Any ideas where they might be?

Any of those kids could be playing her like a fiddle.

Any pertinent information, you're guilty of a crime,

Any reason he'd target you?

Any secrets you didn't want getting out?

Any word from Addy? Still nothing.

Anything bad about you anyway.

Anything bad happen to you?

Anything I can do to help.

Anything to do with him.

Anything you say can and will

Anyway, I I hope I didn't make your job harder.

Anyway, that weekend, I wanted to see him again,

Anyway, when the cops showed up,

Apparently someone saw us together at my game.

Are a bit personal in nature.

Are gonna ask if it's true?

Are the only ones who've gotten screwed over.

Are you doing okay?

Are you familiar with the term obstruction of justice?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Are you gonna go to the wake? No.

Are you gonna tell me?

Are you gonna tell us why we're here?

Are you guys hearing some sort of really annoying, like,

Are you kidding? Why would I tell you?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay? Barely.

Are you ready for that?

Are you two okay?

Are your parents home? No.

Aren't going to notice you're gone?

Aren't that different.

Aren't you worried you'll be next?

Arguing the affirmative will be

As a perfect student that I stole exam questions

As if he even went to a game. I know.

As much as you might've thought.

As something other than a bald, flat chested alien.

As soon as Jake got back.

As that would prove motive.

As what happened between you and TJ.

As you know,

As you think you do, Addy.

Ask my probation officer.

Asking if he wanted to meet up somewhere away from everything,

At getting gossip out of people.

At homecoming, and she's been, like,

At least Addy had the decency not to come

At least there isn't a video of you getting in Simon's face

At least this way, they still have one daughter

At other people?

At some point, I just had to punch him back,

At St. Pius?

At the house?

At the mysterious guy

At the police station anonymously,

At the pretty, rich, valedictorian

At this chance to skip town.

At tomorrow night's football game.

Aw, he's really cute.

Aw, there she is again.

Babe.

Babe...

Back in Mississippi,

Back off.

Back to your boring fucking life,

Bad.

Baseball's the thing that makes me feel alive.

Based on circumstantial evidence,

Bayview High School's Bronwyn Rojas.

Bayview's most eligible felon.

Be held against you in a court of law.

Because conveniently enough, Jake left Simon's Xbox

Because falling for Bayview's most notorious asshole

Because ghosts have better things to do.

Because he had to support himself

Because he wanted to be alone with you.

Because he was going to post it anyway?

Because he's gay.

Because his girlfriend, the liar in chief,

Because I could.

Because I could.

Because I didn't want to implicate you,

Because I didn't want you to think it was.

Because I keep treating her like my fragile kid sister.

Because I knew that you deserved better.

Because I knew that you liked me,

Because I know you wouldn't do that to me.

Because I love him

Because I thought I knew who did it, and

Because I thought that he might have something on me

Because I will find you, and I will end you.

Because I'm exhausted just by looking at you.

Because I'm sort of a fan, but...

Because my dad is in the fucking hospital.

Because none of us did it.

Because now I have a motive.

Because people are talking about you.

Because people have bigger things to worry about.

Because she got kicked out of her last school

Because Simon didn't get close enough to me that day.

Because Simon lives across the street,

Because some of them deserved it,

Because somebody murdered him.

Because that might tip people off.

Because that would make me look very suspicious.

Because that would mean you know

Because that's justice in this country.

Because that's what I do.

Because the police think we did it together.

Because then they know that you aren't perfect.

Because they thought she had no motive,

Because they're gonna question you too.

Because we just surpassed 20,000 followers.

Because we know you killed Simon

Because we're going to prove you're innocent.

Because you have an outlandish theory

Because you knew I would tell you

Because you've always been one of my favorite teachers.

Because, for a while,

Because, in baseball,

Because, what,

Because, you know, I usually am.

Because, you know, you kinda seem like the type.

Before I show this to the police.

Before it's gone.

Before Simon died.

Before the inevitable court proceedings?

Before the picture of your meeting was posted,

Before this year, I'd never been sent

Before you cause any more damage

Being about the people in the room,

Being late for class.

Being on someone else for once

Bet those other kids probably have someone

Between emotional and bodily injury.

Between verbal and physical assault,

Blow me off again for Jake?

Both: Cheers.

Bro, I don't even know who you are anymore.

Bronwyn, you have to tell me.

Bronwyn.

Bronwyn's story was corroborated.

Brooding energy.

But a dedication at a football game

But a good one.

But also a total fucking psychopath

But anytime you wanna go lower...

But at least I didn't fake my mom's death.

But at least I get it now.

But believe me,

But Bronwyn, that's not gonna happen.

But clearly you also had some questions

But Cooper's is not, so we think whoever loaded

But don't be fooled by her innocent smile.

But don't let that distract you from your selfies.

But don't worry, they're not gonna look

But even if you did, right,

But for some reason, Simon might have thought

But freaked out by the murder rumors.

But he was still posting on his story every day,

But he's actually really sweet and funny

But here we are.

But I I knew I couldn't be the mother you needed.

But I actually had a disease.

But I also don't think I would've gotten through

But I am flattered that you think it's me.

But I am gonna need you to be honest with me.

But I and everybody else in this town

But I can guess it.

But I do turn 18 in three weeks.

But I don't want to be another shitty guy to you.

But I don't.

But I fear you haven't properly tested it.

But I feel like I don't know anyone anymore.

But I guess it kind of makes sense

But I have to ask about this rumor that you cheated

But I I did wanna say...

But I I would definitely get a dog with you.

But I know that he had something on Ms. Avery.

But I like it.

But I prefer a bad one.

But I saw you with Nate

But I started the rumor

But I swear we weren't discussing the case.

But I think we're done here

But I think you've been recognized.

But I wanted to give you a chance to explain

But I wasn't hiding them.

But I'm here to promise that it will not be boring.

But I'm just not.

But I'm just saying.

But I'm not a monster.

But I'm not gonna show me until you tell me where you were.

But I'm not sorry you didn't know the truth

But I've always thought they were a weird couple.

But if baseball is so important to you

But if he did change it, the police need to know.

But if I don't, I'm going to regret it

But if I go to the police with it,

But if there's something in there,

But if you did something,

But it also gives her yet another motive.

But it took the police months to catch him."

But it's best if you focus on the food.

But it's bugging me, so just be honest, okay?

But it's hardly a felony.

But it's just you were my whole world, Ads,

But Jake...

But kissing them?

But looking at all of you

But making you wait for a good reveal?

But maybe Addy's right,

But maybe I actually liked being seen

But maybe if Cooper played football...

But maybe we can talk later?

But maybe you should worry about yourself.

But my sister's not gonna be involved in this.

But Nate is awaiting trial, remember?

But Nate is my friend now, and I don't want him

But Nate Macauley did.

But not enough for her to kill him over it.

But nothing to back it up?

But now we know that she did

But now?

But of course he draws the line at catfishing.

But once you say something like that,

But only to be made fun of by you and your new jock buddies.

But she's gone.

But skipping the homecoming game is not like her.

But something went wrong?

But that doesn't mean she wasn't involved.

But that phone you found wasn't mine,

But that post obviously wasn't gonna be about me.

But that's just because I thought one of you did it.

But that's not what happened.

But the ambulance got there really fast, so...

But the deal's still on the table regardless.

But the idea that I would harm someone

But the thing is,

But the thing is, I never took us seriously

But their light still hits us

But then he forgot everything else,

But then, if Cooper isn't the one that changed the post,

But there is a disagreement about who started the fight.

But there's actually parts of this investigation

But this is not a movie, y'all.

But this you could have easily Googled

But today you're fucked.

But trust me,

But we are not sheep. We are an army.

But we gotta move fast.

But we will be the disco mirror ball

But we'd really appreciate your time.

But when we first met,

But whoever's doing it hated Simon.

But why is your ex here?

But with good behavior, he could be out in four.

But with you. With you this time.

But yeah, I was pissed, so I scratched out his face,

But you do not need me to be your boyfriend.

But you gotta tell me now, because if we find it

But you know how good it feels

But you know what I mean.

But you know what?

But you know what? Not really my scene.

But you went ahead and ratted me out

But you'll look just as guilty in handcuffs,

But you're not gonna bully me.

But your father was there earlier

But, dude, Keely is a beautiful, sexual woman

But, I mean, I could get into it.

But, um, my mom insisted I come.

But, yeah, I'll leave Maeve alone.

But... now I'm not sure.

But...we're not 12.

By Bayview High School's Bronwyn Rojas.

By now, most of you have probably noticed the new girl,