Desperate Housewives (2004) - Season 1 Edit

A car? A modeling academy?

A character defining question

A check I was never told about

A counselor I'd once spoken to in strictest confidence.

A couple of months back, I caught Tug going through my purse.

A date? What kind of date?

A dinner party?

A dinner party? Do I have to go?

A dinner party? I may be working late. The Dillman proposal's a complete mess.

A few days ago I felt this sensation in my soul.

A few lascivious looks,

A gesture that was met with

A guy takes his opponent on face to face,

A handsome millionaire would swep her off her fet

A hundred! That's extortion. There's no way in hell that I'm gonna..

A kid's toy chest

A kiss for the birthday boy.

A lot of good it does me with your mother in law following you around.

A moray eel would seem safe after you.

A mysterious cassette tape had ben discovered by my friend Bre.

A neighbor on the other side of the stret..

A neighbor, milkman, pool boy, soccer mom.

A new set of lies

A piece of meat.

A piece?

A police spokesman says the body was...

A relative? A..

A shame, don't you agree?

A spark?

A spot on the parade float.

A stranger?

A teenager. A boy.

A vision in white silk...

A warrior princess?

A whole evening of bonsai trees? Wouldn't it be easier to shoot me?

A woman is in a coma because of Andrew, and there he is, happy as a clam.

Aaagh!

Abject poverty, drugs, domestic violence, maybe even molestation.

About a year later, Angela and her husband disappeared

About how much time he's spending at that damned pancake restaurant

About Paul Young and his family

About the mysterious disappearance of Martha Huber,

About what?

About what?

About?

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Access to the facilities is integral to Dr..

Actually, Bree, we have that thing, Friday night

Actually, he was my wife's dog,

Actually, I was getting ready to go somewhere.

Actually, it's fruit juice sweetened. Can I cut you...

Actually, that's my real name.

Actually, the more I watch her, the more I think she's not stepping out on you.

Actually, um... we're not together any more.

Adultery, prostitution or internet pornography,

After all these years...

After all, he'd just defended his honor.

After all, it's the rare man who understands the value

After all, you already killed for her once

After Carlos was convicted...

After everything you know about I went through with Karl?

After her stepfather paid her a late night visit.

After her talk with Lynette,

After I died,

After I left the motel, I did some thinking about us and our sex life.

After Mom died, I started remembering what happened to Dana.

After my mom died, I started remembering things that happened when I was little.

After talking for hours,

After the police kicked the door in, they put on this temporary lock.

After the way Burnham screwed him over, I'd be nervous too!

Afternoon, I've got a package for your neighbor, Karen McCluskey

Again, I don't know what you're talking about, but... yeah, I did.

Aghh!

Ah, honey, what do you want me to do? Sit around the hotel watching cable?

Ah, Susan just had some really good news.

Ah! Afraid to tell the wife you're working with the old girlfriend, huh?

Ah. Speak of the devil.

Ah...

Ah...

Ah... Hey, Ash!

Ah... Lynette, this is Lois McDaniel.

Ahem.

Ahem.

Ahem.

All any of us can really do

All any parent can do is provide their child with the tools to succeed in life.

All I know is, I wanted to get the hell out of that camp

All I'm saying is

All I'm saying is that we're both gonna die eventually.

All I'm saying is we need to take some of the responsibility here.

All I'm saying is, maybe this is a blessing in disguise

All it takes is a little faith and a desire to change

All my friends say so

All night long, I've been trying to get you to stop being so crabby

All right

All right, all right. Enough already.

All right, but don't let her in.

All right, have fun, and I'll be right here if you need me, OK?

All right, here. There. OK.

All right, I guess. Oh, is somebody having a party?

All right, I'm not talking to you

All right! Well, then act like it. Come on, give me a howl

All right? I'm fine

All right? Relax. It's a party

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Back up a little more. There you go.

All right. I will be at this address until noon tomorrow. Now go.

All right. I've heard enough. Counsel, approach.

All right. Off you go. Thanks.

All right. See ya. Have fun.

All right. So I'II... see you in a few hours.

All right. There we go.

All right. You want to know why I gave that promotion to Annabel?

All right. You.

All that muscle and sinew pressed against my body.

All that time I was looking for her

All those years, you didn't think I was paying attention. But I was.

All too well.

All units, code D 16 30. Suspect is in violation of house arrest.

All we know is that Lynette's kids turned up with it.

All we need is a few more sessions...

All you have to do is take a closer look.

All your rich friends have nannies, A list nannies.

Almost a year. But it's over now.

Also, everyone has a right to vote.

Although she realizes it never really was.

Always make the right decisions

Am I right?

Am I supposed to be impressed?

An apology. For the way you ended our marriage. You never took responsibility.

An arena for all forms of domestic combat.

An open house in the suburbs? This is beyond kitsch.

An unsettled Susan racked her brain to find a way into her own house.

And a good one, too.

And after a few torrid weks,

And after that, every time I'd say her name, they'd get upset.

And agreed to a seven figure settlement check.

And as my son and husband could've told them,

And as the years go on,

And as you can see, I bought a few too many.

And as you know, in a few days,

And be faithful to me and love me with all your heart and soul?

And beneath the refrigerator,

And besides, it's different with John

And Bre played hard ball.

And Bre searched for decorating ideas,

And by the way, the correct word is not "gay", it's "sodomy"

And could get burned.

And Dana

And don't be late

And don't know how to take care of them.

And during the errands I ran in the afternoons...

And Edie was not embarrassed to admit she neded her back.

And even now, after the betrayal,

And even she was amazed at how far she was willing to go to get it.

And eventually, believe me,

And everyone else's, for that matter.

And everyone...

And expect the absolute worst from people.

And expressing your genuine sorrow and disbelief.

And finally I have someone I can talk to and you want to take that away.

And for a woman who despised loose ends,

And for God's sakes, don't get any blood on the file

And for me to take advantage of it, I need to start making money

And for that you will respect him.

And for the next few years, she would be known as

And for the record,

And from the first day she brought Julie home from the hospital..

And from your angle it must have looked a little weird.

And Gabrielle had ben losing ground to Juanita ever since.

And Gabrielle studied the fall collections,

And Gaby can't sew. Seriously, I'm gonna be fine.

And get across town lugging a baby and a sick child.

And grown ups without children, and silverware.

And he being the jealous man that he is,

And he cut up all my credit cards,

And he decided

And he gave me that as a color palette.

And he gets you to do very inappropriate things.

And he hates buffets

And he introduced me to this crazy drink

And he wants me to take comfort in this junk?

And he's getting progressively worse.

And he's gonna have to deal with tough dirt stains.

And he's just dying to find someone to take it out on.

And he's never gonna forgive us.

And he's so young, too. God, it just breaks my heart

And her home would be bought by a lovely Swedish family

And her ruthlessness in wiping out the competition.

And here I am thinking you have an ulterior motive

And here you are rowing me out to dump her ashes

And hiding the truth.

And his Dad doesn't even seem to care.

And how right she was.

And how terribly alone I must've felt.

And humiliating and shocking

And I brought you some homemade potpourri.

And I can't afford that.

And I couldn't exactly not read it, so I did,

And I don't know how to handle it

And I don't know what's gonna happen if she ever finds out.

And I don't know why,

And I don't want a four door. I want a sexy little convertible

And I figured I can trust you, 'cause you have a husband and all

And I just don't want you anywhere near my heart.

And I knew by the time he got me back to my dorm,

And I knew you were in trouble

And I know all about the blackmail, so call me, we'll talk.

And I know everything that's happened is my fault,

And I know that he is gonna deliver that in return.

And I know what you did to her.

And I mean that

And I mean that.

And I need you there. I would be so Ionely without you

And I realize now I can't carry that around anymore.

And I say, "Good morning, Mrs. Huber" or "How are you, Mrs. Huber?"

And I spend my days getting groped by fat tractor salesmen at trade shows.

And I started having these dreams.

And I think it means "little waterfall" or "big pond" or something.

And I think there's more to it than that.

And I thought if I sleep with somebody like you,

And I thought it would be fun if you joined us.

And I told him I'd be happy to do it. For free

And I want you to stop looking at me like I'm crazy

And I was desperate once again.

And I was living a life of quiet desperation.

And I went up to him afterward and introduced myself,

And I will take Nana to church.

And I will, you little worthless piece of crap

And I won't do it

And I would consider it a favor if you wouldn't take it

And I would rather cut off my hand than hurt his feelings

And I..

And I'd like to know what happened to my daughter before I do.

And I'll never forgive myself for the things that I said.

And I'm also cranky, like you get when you haven't taken a nap.

And I'm going to tell."

And I'm not crabby

And I'm not saying you and your little friends have to be nice to me,

And I'm such a bitch.

And I'm taking away your ATM as well

And I'm the one that convinced him to give it to Tom

And I've been having so much fun and just enjoying life

And I've decided that I need you

And if anyone here should apologize, it's me.

And if he did maybe he killed your old girlfriend too

And if I get some of your mail, heck, I'll run it right over,

And if Mr. Solis won't provide them, I will

And if something had happened, I would've felt like I'd failed her.

And if there's anything else you need, you just let me know.

And if we can't find them, we can only pray they find us.

And if you do, I suggest you get some help.

And if you don't have the vision, then maybe I'm at the wrong agency.

And if you misbehave in my house,

And illegal immigration

And it also has a lot of other exciting, good, cool car things.

And it flew off into Mrs. Huber's back yard.

And it turns out you were telling the truth.

And it was so much better.

And it was the only place still open

And it's an insult to me

And it's impossible, I'm on the pill

And it's now very clear to me, you aren't

And it's royal blue to match your pretty little eyes.

And it's so long since I replaced the shelf liners so...

And it's sold out. I've only got two tickets.

And jumping their ropes,

And just like that,

And just like that, Lynette realized the road to enlightenment

And just like that, my husband began sharing my secrets.

And just so we're absolutely clear, I am definitely not your mother.

And just so you know, I'm... sorry for flipping out.

And just so you know, next spring, when we do Bambi,

And keep an eye on the neighborhood

And lavender marabou.

And lock the doors.

And love of country

And make sure my music isn't played too loud.

And Martha may be gone,

And Mike..

And my mom picking me up

And no one begrudged her this.

And no one ever need know.

And nobody cares enough to...

And now all anybody thinks is that she did this terrible, selfish thing.

And now Bree's doing anything she can to make me suffer.

And now he shows up at the dance?

And now I can't wrangle three small boys without doping them?

And now I find out you were just groping people at parties!

And now that Juanita suspected her daughter in law of having an affair,

And on a completely unrelated topic, Mike and I are moving in together. Bye!

And once he's won, he's top dog.

And once she had taken it...

And once we're back on our feet, we'll get a house as big as this one

And one got exactly what she deserved.

And over the years, we've had so many young people come to our ministry

And planned romantic conquests.

And probably in great pain.

And putting me on my bed and whispering that it's not my fault.

And Rex feels that when the two of you have intercourse,

And riding their bikes,

And right now, you and I are just..

And sadly, secrets.

And save me one with sprinkles.

And she began to se herself in a whole new light.

And she knew men were all the same

And she knew right then,

And she was determined not to go home alone.

And she was determined to get it.

And so there's just the four of us.

And so they came,

And so very desperate.

And so, Claire, when did this... incident occur?

And some came to learn exactly what the police knew...

And some downright ogling.

And sometimes girls, when they're that age, they just don't

And sometimes the only way to ward off the darkness...

And sometimes, if we search very hard, we can find someone who provides us...

And spiritual well being was now closed to her.

And still has time to take care of her three kids and a husband.

And suddenly...

And that final eruption of pleasure.

And that he could never talk about it.

And that I could never forget that night

And that I just beat up the wrong guy.

And that might take a couple of years.

And that night when she went to bed, Gabrielle slept like a baby.

And that should give you a good couple of hours.

And that someone probably had a lot of dreams for her.

And that was your cue to come and flirt?

And that worries me because if you can condone something like that,

And that...

And that's all there is to it

And that's exactly who she found.

And that's frustrating 'cause I do want to be the best mommy I can be.

And the answer is yes, they are having sex. No question.

And the answer is yes, they are having sex. No question.

And the bottom line is, he stormed out.

And the cleaning and all the shopping like the other wives,

And the first thing you did was hugged him and invited him to a party.

And the least you can do is be supportive

And the next day, Gabrielle calmed her own nerves,

And the pain you've caused the Solis family.

And the picture wasn't flattering.

And the post nup changes the terms of the pre nup, so..

And the reality of what she had done began to sink in.

And the temptation of our inner demons.

And the time comes when we all must say goodbye to the world we knew.

And the truth is elusive because it knows where to hide.

And the unfamiliar has taken its place,

And the woodsman will take out the thorn and send Mr. Wolf on his way.

And their mothers in law.

And their reputations

And their unmade faces.

And then by the discovery of a note among my belongings

And then crawled out back to die.

And then Edie. Edie?

And then he met the Van De Kamps.

And then I ran into Tom... while I was totally naked.

And then I'm gonna go to the lake, maybe rent a boat, do whatever I feel like.

And then Karl reached over and started feeling me up.

And then make love to me.

And then my mom killed herself

And then one night, suddenly...

And then she met Martha Huber.

And then squeeze the trigger slowly.

And then the journey becomes unbearable

And then the journey becomes unbearable.

And then there's the act itself. Two bodies becoming one,

And then we go back to normal?

And then when you add friction!

And then you can't imagine life without them?

And then you just hand it to Annabel?

And there will always be those... who run away.

And there will be losers.

And there will be other girls, I promise

And there's a chance you still have feelings for your ex.

And there's nothing you can do about it, anyway

And they buried her to protect me.

And they'll unfreeze one of the smaller accounts.

And things like being told to plan ahead make me so crazy

And this girl she was afraid of.

And this whole time I kept telling myself

And though it came from an unexpected source,

And though she knew she'd hate herself in the morning,

And to ask you something. Look, I don't have much time.

And told him he would be a fool to hold Duggan's promotion

And tonight, just... Whatever you do, don't call me beautiful

And traces of dirt in her lungs,

And um... I will be... I'll be right there.

And unsubstantiated gossip is encouraged

And was blackmailing her.

And we all know what happens when she gets mad.

And we can suddenly se the world we've left behind so clearly.

And we couldn't let that happen. And we didn't

And we found ourselves standing under the mistletoe,

And we got so lucky with the weather. It's just absolutely...

And we have to get over that, for Julie's sake.

And we were a little troubled by the ending.

And we were like, "OK, so what do we do now?"

And we'd have a little ceremony.

And welcome.

And what do I do? I throw it right in your face

And what I remember most is how afraid I was.

And what little information you managed to dig up on your neighbors.

And what they didn't.

And what would this sexual surrogate person do?

And when I realized I couldn't put out the fire, I ran.

And when Mike asked me to move in with him,

And when that day comes,

And when that happens, I'd appreciate an apology

And when these changes finally do occur,

And when you work on a pitch, I am reminded of a world I left behind,

And while Lynette read the business section,

And while most would spend the day practicing their sports,

And why would you root for me?

And working.

And working...

And you are gonna survive this because you are a tough little soldier.

And you are now my obligation

And you deserve such a special woman

And you know how I hate flying. It does horrible things to my back.

And you know what?

And you know what'd make her happy?

And you know, Maisy, it is just a fairy tale.

And you refuse to let me help

And you restrict our ability to treat Zach.

And you speak Mandarin

And you still don't know when I need you to lie

And you tell me all the time how hard it is to be a mom.

And you think Paul Young did.

And you told me about your secret compartment

And you told me to burn the papers that I found in there?

And you turned to me and you said,

And you understand I have to treat this as a session.

And you usually work till what time, five?

And you were never here. Go.

And you will also be on bottle duty.

And you'll never see us again"?

And you're changing this flat when you know I have Auto Club.

And you're gonna understand that I have no feelings for him

And you're probably freaking out, so I just wanted to explain.

And you're still here.

And you're still the perky cheerleader

And you've started to ask me something then stopped.

And your kidney function is fine.

And, Annabel, take the lead on the Traveler's Hotel chain.

And, uh, for what it's worth... wow!

And, you know, the sex was like... Wow!

And, you know...

And... and goes all smooth again.

And... I just don't want to... I don't want to live like that.

Andrew just told me he thinks he might be gay

Andrew, come here, I want you to see this

Andrew, don't change the subject.

Andrew, I'm so sorry that I said anything.

Andrew, please, just go and talk to Reverend Sikes

Andrew, this is not funny

Andrew, what does it matter? The pot was there.

Andrew, you promised you'd stay with your mother.

Andrew, you remember Reverend Sikes, don't you?

Andrew, you will not speak that way about your father in front of me.

Andrew! Honey, hurry up, dinner's ready!

Andrew?

Andrew? Andrew?

Andrew? Can I come in?

Andrew. Where did you come from?

Andrew...

Angela and I worked with a very disturbed young woman

Angela, you're the only one at rehab who treated me like a person.

Answer my question

Ante up

Any reason you haven't shown these to the police?

Any time soon.

Anybody home?

Anyone is capable of anything

Anything you do say can be used against you in a court of law

Anything you say can be used against you.

Anyway, I guess you can see I've gotten myself cleaned up.

Anyway, I just wanted you to know I'm sorry, I really am.

Anyway, I'd appreciate it if you kept this to yourselves.

Anyway, I'd knocked a couple back and things got heated

Anyway, that's rather more your speed, isn't it?

Anyway, you won't even know I'm there

Anyways, he was placed under house arrest

Anywhere Mrs. Huber might have been seen.

Apparently he told them he has a box of toys

Apparently it's pressing on my brain.

Apparently our policy doesn't cover drugs bought by the kilo.

Apparently the hospital was negligent

Apparently there was a struggle.

Apparently they have some leads

Apparently, there was an emergency at the hospital.

Apparently, you purchased one in August 1992

Are just too beautiful to come true?

Are these together?

Are we done making out?

Are we gonna buy a water heater? We could go to the mall tomorrow.

Are we happy?

Are you a heterosexual or aren't you?

Are you afraid he'll spend your inheritance?

Are you doing too much? 'Cause you look exhausted.

Are you going to make a purchase today?

Are you going to this thing or not?

Are you gonna keep a boy free zone around me until I'm 18?

Are you high? Edie hates me.

Are you in favor of the death penalty?

Are you just never gonna speak to me again?

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Are you OK? I know this is a lot to digest all at once.

Are you prepared to discuss cars?

Are you saying she stole the baby?

Are you saying the twins murdered Martha?

Are you sleeping with my husband?

Are you so insecure that you have to pull that crap?

Are you sure?

Are you sure? Because you smell amazing.

Are you sure? He's gonna freak.

Are you thinking of coming back? Because say the word...

Aren't we breastfeeding?

Aren't you gonna give me a hug? It's Grandpa!

Arthritis is the least of my problems

As a child she hoped to be kidnapped by a band of pirates.

As a matter of fact,

As a matter of fact, I did.

As a matter of fact, it is. And just so we're clear,

As a tenager she dreamt of being discovered by a Hollywood talent scout.

As a way to infuse her life with a little excitement.

As a young woman she fantasized

As children, we're taught that the power of good triumphs over the power of evil.

As far as I'm concerned, if Andrew is happy with who he is,

As far as I'm concerned, this is our secret.

As God is my witness, it will snow on the hills of hell

As her mother, it is my responsibility to protect her

As I watched Susan, I couldn't help feling sorry for her.

As I'm sure you've all heard, Celia Bond broke her wrist playing tennis.

As if she was watching an accident in slow motion.

As Juanita tetered dangerously close to the white light,

As long as no one makes fun of my crepes.

As Lynette swallowed the stolen medication of an eight year old child,

As news spread of this mysterious development,

As she rummaged through Andrew's private possessions,

As the police interviewed the residents of Wisteria Lane

As the sun slowly settled on Wisteria Lane,

As the words "constant care" echoed in her head,

Aside from the adultery, yes

Aside from you blinding me?

Asking too many questions.

Ass kissing hustle that he is so well known for

Assuming everything you're telling me is true.

Assuming you outlive me.

At an elaborate wedding

At least be man enough to own up to it. She would have been.

At least once

At least pretend to mourn the relationship

At my old job we didn't wait for good people.

At our next settlement talks, I plan on asking for your golf clubs.

At the Fairview Mall.

At the hands of somebody like you.

Attention, all available personnel. Code blue, stat, room 214.

Aw, crap.

Aw, jeez. Aw, jeez.

Babe, you want to go online and check out strollers?

Baby, it would be a good idea to cut back on expenses.

Bad enough that God awful color you painted the house

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Baseball games, first steps. But that's the trade off

Basically, we both got plastered on eggnog

Be brutal

Be right back.

Be thankful

Beating people up at all is frowned upon.

Beating up a second gay guy looks bad.

Beautiful, I don't need a pamphlet. It's not brain surgery.

Because apparently I'm no longer a murder suspect, thanks to you

Because he shoved me

Because I don't commit adultery like your father!

Because I kicked him out of the house

Because I made a vow to God. Don't talk to me about responsibilities

Because I think it's better to fix what you already have.

Because I told you... The best is yet to come.

Because I'm having drinks with friends I used to work with

Because I'm not signing that piece of paper

Because if you don't change who you are then you won't go to heaven.

Because if you don't, I will divorce you.

Because if you don't, I'm gonna put on my new shoes and walk out the door

Because if you ever betray me, I will leave you

Because it is really starting to tick me off.

Because it makes me think of my Aunt Fern.

Because it's the one way I can ensure you'll be here when I get out of jail

Because my husband is home quite a lot these days

Because of our no tolerance policy, he may face expulsion.

Because of something bad you did.

Because of what Danielle and I said? Because you can forget that.

Because of your stunt with my pills,

Because she knew what was about to happen.

Because she raised you right.

Because she steals things. Damn it, Christy, you're 13.

Because she wants to move in with me.

Because the minute I get there, Andrew will start..

Because we didn't pick it up the second it came?

Because we won't be home.

Because we're still in high school. The old rules apply.

Because when you drink, you get chatty.

Because you can't even let me pack my own suitcase.

Because you're not getting something but you're too afraid to ask.

Because...

Because... then everything just kind of balances itself out

Before Carlos' house arrest, he was always working and he was never with me.

Before everyone thinks I'm sleeping with an underage boy.

Before I died, my life was filled with love, laughter, friendship,

Before I ever feel sorry for you again!

Before I fire a handgun, I go over the basics to make sure I'm ready.

Before my wife shot herself, we lived a life that I was proud of.

Before she knew it, she had jumped off the runway and moved to the suburbs.

Before she knew it, she had jumped off the runway and moved to the suburbs.

Before their digging would begin to yield answers.

Before you get any friendlier, let me remind you,

Before you move, there's something you should know.

Being coy is a strategy best employed by virgins at their first dance.

Believe me, if a woman ever humiliated me like that in public...

Believe me, it's been my pleasure.

Better still,

Betwen the better angels of our nature

Bigger

Bleurgh!

Blissfully unaware.

Blood.

Bongo! I don't know why he barks at you.

Bonjour. Mwah, mwah.

Boom! You're not bringing it, Kevin. Bring it.

Boy, did the movies ever get that wrong.

Boy, I'd like to put that theory to the test

Boy, with all this passion, isn't it a shame we're not having sex?

Boys, could you get in here, please?

Boys, get out here.

Boys, I am not gonna tell you again. Sit.

Boys, you're gonna need to put on your...

Boys? Boys?

Boys?!

Brandi and I have plans tomorrow. I suggest you wing it.

Brandi wanted someplace we could get away.

Brandi, I'm sorry for the way I treated you.

Bre caught a sickening glimpse into her future...

Bre had given Lynette the low down on Valley View Park.

Bre had resorted to extreme measures to save her son's soul.

Bre had started to realize her world was unraveling.

Bre searched for Rex's audio tape hoping to find answers.

Bree and I are in marriage counseling.

Bree doesn't like to talk about her feelings.

Bree is very beautiful. And very classy. But she's not very perceptive

Bree Van De Kamp does this kind of thing all the time.

Bree would never do anything like that. She's a lady

Bree, a curfew isn't gonna do any good

Bree, I totally understand. Yeah, I already tried Susan.

Bree, I want to help

Bree, I'll call you later.

Bree, I'm not feeling too hot right now so just tell me.

Bree, I'm sorry, he can't wait.

Bree, I'm worried because he is obviously still in love with you

Bree, I've gone to an attorney.

Bree, it's not uncommon for people experiencing sexual repression

Bree, it's nothing personal, but I never socialize with clients

Bree, let me put this another way

Bree, please, let the boy speak

Bree, thanks again for watching my boys

Bree, this is the one thing in his life that he's passionate about.

Bree, we can't talk now.

Bree, what a pleasant surprise! What brings you here?

Bree, what are you doing here?

Bree, you're gonna have to take me to the hospital.

Bree!

Bree.

Bree.

Bree. Rex just called. He won't be able to meet you here today.

Bree... Bree... He wouldn't stop asking about the tennis pro.

Bring it on.

Brings with it a new set of lies

Brooding over everything they've lost

Brown or green? I... just don't know.

Buckle up.

But afraid of what she'll miss when she goes.

But as it stands, the place you occupied in my heart

But as she gazed out her window,

But as we get older, we realize that nothing is ever that simple.

But as we've continued testing, it's kept climbing.

But be honest.

But because of what she did to that poor baby.

But before that promise is kept,

But coming clean...

But could you at least do me the courtesy of telling me why we're here?

But Daddy ended up cheating on you

But Daddy needs to go to the hospital.

But don't forget, I'm here all week.

But don't forget, I'm here all week.

But don't I ever get credit for the 13 loyal years beforehand?

But don't you think she and Mike are moving a little fast?

But Edie didn't care, because she was the first real friend

But every once in a while, yeah, it would be nice to be asked

But for now people went about their lives as they always did,

But for those we love

But from now on, when I run into you on the street,

But he had a dead woman's jewelry in his garage

But he told her he wasn't the marrying kind

But he's not a gay basher.

But he's not staying with relatives.

But his mother and I are going through severe marital problems.

But his operation is not until tomorrow.

But how lovely of you to stop by.

But I am a lady and I don't use that kind of language

But I am not attracted to her.

But I am trying hard to be strong,

But I can see you first thing in the morning, eight o'clock.

But I cannot

But I don't know how I can be with someone I don't trust.

But I fel like it's got something to do with my friend who killed herself

But I found Mrs. Huber's journal in your truck

But I got the definite impression that it involved a murder,

But I had nothing to do with it.

But I have this overwhelming feeling that you're gonna be just fine.

But I know not all of them will.

But I know where he'll be on Thursday night.

But I never misbehaved in the car again. You should try that.

But I think we should discuss this.

But I waited until I got married. As did your father

But I was hoping that you could come to the station to answer more questions

But I was so overworked this week with all the script changes you demanded.

But I was trying to protect our family.

But I was upset

But I'm betting you two don't have what we had together.

But I'm learning to deal with it.

But I'm nowhere near ready to laugh about it, so, please, no jokes.

But I'm stalling them till I have a chance to read through them myself.

But I'm taking care of him because it's the right thing to do.

But I've never been poor. Because poor is just a state of mind

But if I don't get some help,

But if I'm wrong, I'm sucked into a two hour conversation about bunions

But if our marriage is going to work, I need your respect

But if there was one thing she wasn't afraid of...

But if we don't call, we're guilty of withholding evidence

But if you could find a way to forgive me,

But if you want to give it a shot, be my guest.

But in my heart, I always hoped she had given him a proper home

But is this what you think your mother would want you doing?