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Will & Grace (1998) - Season 1 Will & Grace is a beloved American sitcom that first aired in 1998 and ran for eight

Will & Grace (1998) - Season 1

Will & Grace is a beloved American sitcom that first aired in 1998 and ran for eight successful seasons. This groundbreaking show became a cultural phenomenon and was praised for its portrayal of LGBTQ+ characters and their relationships. With its witty humor, memorable cast, and progressive storyline, Will & Grace quickly became a fan favorite.

The show revolves around the lives of the main characters, Will Truman, Grace Adler, Jack McFarland, and Karen Walker, living in New York City. Will, played by Eric McCormack, is a successful lawyer who happens to be gay. Grace, portrayed by Debra Messing, is a self-employed interior designer and Will's best friend since college. Sean Hayes plays Jack, Will's flamboyantly gay friend, while Megan Mullally shines as Karen, Grace's eccentric and affluent assistant. This talented ensemble cast brings these characters to life with their exceptional comedic timing and chemistry.

The first season of Will & Grace introduces us to these fantastic characters and the dynamic they share. We see the humorous complexities of Will and Grace's friendship, constantly blurring the lines between romance and friendship. Their witty banter and undeniable chemistry make them one of television's most endearing duos. Meanwhile, Jack's outrageous personality and Karen's sharp tongue add an extra dose of comedy to the mix.

Throughout the first season, Will and Grace navigate their professional and personal lives while dealing with the challenges of finding love and coming to terms with their identities. The show tackles important issues and often pokes fun at societal norms and stereotypes, challenging the audience to question their own beliefs. Will & Grace beautifully combines comedy with moments of heartwarming sincerity, providing a perfect balance that keeps viewers coming back for more.

If you're looking to relive the comedic brilliance of Will & Grace's first season, you're in luck! You can now play and download the sounds from this iconic sitcom. Immerse yourself in the hilarious world of Will, Grace, Jack, and Karen as they navigate the unpredictable journey of life in the Big Apple. Whether you missed it the first time around or simply want to experience the laughter all over again, these sounds will transport you to the wonderfully entertaining world of Will & Grace (1998). Enjoy the unforgettable characters, the delightful humor, and the heartwarming moments that made this show an instant classic.

To play and download these sounds, simply click on the link provided below. Get ready to laugh, cry, and fall in love with Will, Grace, Jack, and Karen all over again.

A Caribbean Fantasy"?
A critic.
A cute intellectual type at a bookstore.
A cutie sat right next to you in the movie theater
A deal.
A designer! You know what's up here?
A female singer. Really, really skinny.
A gambit, a canard.
A good soup is all you're gonna get from me
A kitty, with no hind legs,
A letter from the IRS?
A light and breezy tone just doesn't cut it when he's eating
A little pokey going on?
A little Scotch.
A lot of good this is gonna do me.
A lot of good this is gonna do me.
A lot! When?! When?! When are we gonna do this?!
A magnificently built island man who wears nothing
A red letter from the IRS?
A Rudy Galindo autograph?
A short brunette woman?
A special relationship with a man,
A while.
A woman's blood pressure medicine.
About 20 minutes in.
About how many cute guys were swarming around you at the park?
About the evils of smells, stains, drooling and shedding.
Absolutely. Gotta go, and feed my shoes.
Ach!
Actually, I didn't have the guts to tell him. Can you
Actually, I just want to talk to you.
Actually, I passed the bar the first time I took it,
Actually, no
Actually, none. I tweezed it this morning.
After all we've been through?
After dinner, he walked me to the subway.
After I remind you that I have a photo of you
After you left, Mr. Hutt came up to tell me that there was
Agh!
Ah, so you're going to be self employed.
Ah, yes. "Lower back pain.
Ah, you guys breathe in there?
Alex, come on in. Jack's just locking up...
Alex, this is my assistant, Will. Will, I'm a lawyer and this is Alex.
Alex, will you give me and Will a minute, please?
Alex! Kill time!
Alex. Come on, Will, he's the one.
All booked up?
All I want is a nice little dinner, just you, me and Grace.
All I'm saying is, you're a realtor.
All pillows and food need to be cleared through me!
All right, 11 :30.
All right, all right. Come over to my place.
All right, boys. My deal.
All right, bring that son of a bitch back in here,
All right, can we talk about this later?
All right, criminy. Let me see the material.
All right, fine. I'm leaving flyers, give them to friends.
All right, goodbye.
All right, honey. Reel it in. I get it.
All right, I guess I'll head home.
All right, I guess we're ready.
All right, I see. Then I think you should go.
All right, I'll take care of it.
All right, I'll talk to you. What are you doing?
All right, just so we're clear.
All right, look. I've gotta go.
All right, pup, it's show time.
All right, push that red button. My kid has one of these.
All right, so I think I've got it now
All right, so take them with a banana.
All right, stand back. No pushing.
All right, then maybe you can stay
All right, we are gonna get you on the phone
All right, what time?
All right, where is it?
All right, you, you, and you.
All right?
All right. everybody. come on in.
All right. Good, good.
All right. Grace. You're right. you're right.
All right. here you go.
All right. it's No. it's great.
All right. You know what, that's it. I'm done trying.
All your time is me time
Allow me to go hunt and gather for the womenfolk.
Along with the most recent fiscal projections.
Also not a point of entry.
Am I in the right place, Grace Adler Designs?
Am I moving? I can't feel my legs.
Amazing.
An aromatherapy machine that would
An eight year old with gray chest hair.
An extreme version of an idea
And a regimented wife...
And about 300,000 guys named Guido.
And about to engage in some Greco Roman wrestling.
And adopt your Himalayan whistle kid.
And all the ******* holidays.
And all you were interested in are Liver Snaps.
And aren't we still in the midst of a fun embargo?
And away from "ex boyfriend land."
And basically they decide who's hot and who's not.
And be back in time for the tearful breakup sex!
And because I always worked before I married money.
And besides...
And better uniforms for the Army, I dunno, something with shorts.
And by "you people," you mean?
And by bird you mean
And by the way. it looks like Dr. Zhivago threw up on you.
And California, and anywhere I could run
And deceived me..
And deer, and cows, and one very slow armadillo.
And don't forget to tip your dealer.
And don't put anything in your mouth that isn't wrapped.
And every now and then I get to meet
And every year she takes a stab at it and never wins.
And fat free Fig Newtons
And finally, ladies and ladies of the jury,
And focus, Uncle Jack needs a new pair of shoes,
And get in the cab that's gonna take you back to my apartment,
And give him a chance to be who he is.
And guess what he did today?
And guys don't make passes at guys with fat asses.
And hate me at a more appropriate time,
And have dinner, and you'll read it after I leave.
And he was standing in front of the bench.
And he's like, "Oh, yes, you do."
And hips, and hips. Add the hips.
And honey, did you really think you could get into heaven
And I am not talking about your stoner days.
And I can tell you, this is a mistake.
And I didn't have the heart to tell him he didn't get the part.
And I didn't want to be responsible for breaking up another
And I don't even have to be thimble or the top hat or that weird shoe.
And I don't want you massaging anyone else.
And I don't want you to feel uncomfortable
And I got to thinking, what is it that I do best?
And I have got to stop doing that.
And I know that you're feeling sort of fragile
And I live here too, with Will.
And I might have been a little insensitive.
And I need some time to work on that one.
And I promise, if he's gay, I won't stand in his way.
And I started doing that thing where I close one eye,
And I sympathize. That's why I brought you up here.
And I was in Bloomingdales this morning waiting on line
And I will be your massage therapist."
And I'd rather spend time with imaginary people I don't even know
And I'll bring them by tomorrow.
And I'll identify with the kitty.
And I'm I just don't feel good about it anymore.
And I'm gonna want him every other weekend,
And I'm not Uncle Joe.
And I'm not with him because there's a man upstairs who needs me.
And I'm out? No, no, that's very interesting.
And I'm proud of you for trying to be interested.
And I'm so sorry for getting so angry.
And I've got a lot to get done. Next job.
And if I have to hear Marlo Thomas one more time
And if there's anything else I can do for you
And if you blab. I'm only gonna get the football vote.
And it just it just happened.
And it smells
And it turned out great, because while I was making Sunday dinner,
And Jack chopping wood?
And Jack is...
And Karen.
And Karen's here. I'm still having a good time.
And keep your mouths shut about it. if that's possible.
And let her know the way you did business
And let it out.
And let's get out of here!
And let's wrap this thing up!
And lights. Yes.
And look now, there's Bianca
And maybe I'll wear it, and maybe I won't."
And obviously, I need to work through them alone.
And out of my space.
And put on your business bonnet.
And read them something before bedtime.
And Regis Philbin
And second of all,
And second, he's been checked out of that relationship
And sent to a few people.
And she'll sign it. Grace?
And she's all, "I don't have to answer that."
And shoes with live fish in the heels
And ski upon the snow
And so ends a scene from Mr. Bitch Goes To Washington.
And so not worth it.
And some of those blue pills?
And stale air and concrete does a lot for you.
And suddenly I'm supposed to grow up, get my own place,
And take care of him.
And thanks for the flowers and the telegram
And that Princess Anne with her horse teeth.
And that's just 'cause I like saying "phalanges."
And that's the last thing he'd want to see.
And that's where my concentration has to go.
And the the that's all folks!
And the chest of a 12 year old boy.
And the Clamato ain't movin'.
And the crazy thing is it wasn't in bed or bath,
And the hips. Pretty much everywhere, so
And the jabs. You go, boy.
And then Donald decided he'd rather spend Halloween with his wife and kids.
And then I ask and you say okay, it's really a cue to me to know
And then I want to get Grace some cool shelves,
And then it came to me, clear as a bell
And then Regis looked right into the camera, and said,
And then there was like 20 seconds of dead silence.
And then we'd have equal bathroom?
And then when I realized there wasn't gonna be a cowboy cake,
And then...
And they never mentioned the wedge.
And they're not stuck at the hip anymore.
And this is a really cool idea.
And time is up
And try to salvage whatever is left of our evening together, okay?
And turkey on wheat for me, with a side of
And um, funny story, John John was taking it the same day I was.
And United States Champion Rudy Galindo!
And we both know that the girl card trumps the gay card.
And we just thought this would take your mind off of it.
And we made love in the sun...
And what do you know, I mean,
And when I come back, we're just gonna do it!
And when viewed in that light,
And who will always be there for you?
And with her husband, it's "often" and "where." She's gross.
And you and I both know you never tried to get me on the phone.
And you are just a wee bee.
And you can see what I've done over here.
And you can't. It'll happen when it happens.
And you got some bigger problems
And you just let Babe the Blue Ox walk out that door?
And you need to wipe the slate clean.
And you wanted it to be perfect. You told me what to say,
And you yelled at him in front of his friends.
And you, you are so wrong there.
And you're script is lining the bottom of Guapo's birdcage.
And your bike out there, as a good assistant, I should mention that.
And your little dog, too
And, hey, be sure to keep your hands off of my
And, Karen, what are you doing here?
And, Karen, what are you supposed to be?
Angry, not constipated.
Another buyer ready to put an offer on my studio. My studio.
Any time between 12:00 and 4:00 is fine.
Anyway, my name is Jack McFarland, and tonight I will be showcasing
Apology accepted.
Apparently, the British have a different definition
April was supposed to be here early so we could agree on one.
Are we talking about my resumΓ© or your problems?
Are you implying that I don't care about the dog?
Are you Karen?
Are you planning on taking them public?
Are you ready for a bag full of happiness?
Are you ready to be in the presence of greatness?
Are you so blind you can't see that?
Are you sure this is a gay bar?
Are you sure? 'Cause if you're not, then
Aren't coming back ever
Aren't we?
Around the waist...
Around the Washington Monument.
Around the world, around the world. One way ticket.
As all your relationships.
As far as Will knows. this is just a fun.
As long as it's on top of this vent.
As we begin, his friends arrive to mourn his sudden passing.
As your attorney, it gives me great pleasure to inform you
At a good restaurant for Will's birthday.
At first I was afraid
At least I'm not married to a gay guy.
At least I'm using my hard drive, Celibizia.
At least it's not your thumb.
At least with breakfast grains.
At museum fundraisers?
At the Learning Annex.
Aw. no problem. honey.
B) this meditation room is just too good.
Baby steps.
Backflip, backflip.
Backne.
Backs you up against the sink
Bad, bad, bad.
Bad! Bad! Bad!
Bad! Bad! Horrible, horrible.
Bailing faster. Why don't you just jump out of the boat completely?
Banana Republic face, lots of corduroy,
Based on that very statement.
Be good. Daddy loves you a buncha oil wells.
Be happy for me. It's good that I have my own place.
Be there, be blown away.
Be your best friend.
Beautiful place. Oh, you must be Grace.
Because every piece of furniture was a hollowed out animal.
Because gay men don't ballroom dance.
Because God forbid he see a half naked man,
Because I am fine!
Because I didn't like the way she did the apartment, did you?
Because I think you meant to bark that at her.
Because I think you're having a stroke.
Because I'm having the sofa in my bottle reupholstered.
Because if I'm having fun with you
Because no one has ever spramped anything in the history of language.
Because the PIE ratio really points out the inflated value
Because we both know that the only card that trumps the girl card
Because you're wasting my time.
Beep, beep, beep! Oh look, it's the money truck backing up.
Before Danny, I used to date all the time.
Before Danny, I used to date all the time.
Before I get into bed. I like to spramp on a little gardenia for Stan.
Before it was cancelled.
Before you met Danny, and get you out on a date.
Being harassed by a pair of Rosemary Clooneys.
Believe me, I'm not crazy about her, either.
Believe me, you'll gain a little perspective next week,
Besides, I'm very attuned to the contours of the female form.
Besides, our soaps are on.
Better, decorating rush.
Betty Ford set up a nice little place in the desert
Between the two bathrooms, and make one, big, beautiful bathroom.
Big news!
Big news! Hit it! B l G N E W S!
Bird.
Blah blah blah. get to the good stuff.
Blame it on the Bossa Nova
Blame it on the Bossa Nova
Bleached hair. tattoo. goatee. Who am I talking about?
Block after block after block.
Blow.
Blowing a pine cone against the door three times in rapid succession.
Bo Derek, Barbara Feldon.
Boobs up and out.
Both showing the one big bathroom.
Bow.
Boy, you didn't even have to search for those insults
Boy, you're tough. We still have a bigger problem.
Breathe in.
Bring Grace.
Bring your receipts, pay stubs, 1099s, W 2
Buenas noches.
Bull's eye! You got me! You got all of me.
Bumps into me and says, "Excuse me,
Busy?
But believe me, it was necessary.
But come on, honey. Don't give up the ghost.
But did I sweat? No, I leapt into action.
But do you want to get together later. grab a beer?
But fine, turn your back on the gay high holy day.
But five days a week?
But good job. Let's start oh, excuse me.
But Grace and Jack love it so much,
But he crapped out on me.
But he's so cutes!
But I could've done without half the condo complex
But I don't want to talk about me anymore.
But I have been married twice.
But I like brought my girlfriend Valerie here so we can make out.
But I think the expression on his face said everything.
But I think we can get him to his floor.
But I was just trying to tell you your control tops were showing.
But I'll change if it means that much to you.
But I'm here.
But I've got Grace's back!
But in a weird way, it makes me feel better about us.
But it is sacrilege!
But l
But listen, thanks for coming down.
But look how sweet he is, sitting in his bowl.
But maybe I will. Whoop!
But no, no, no. My mom gave me a clown party.
But not that I didn't love the Yarn Fair,
But of course.
But perhaps I could lower the price a bit more.
But pooka shells and a palm frond.
But she did it in a nice little musical number.
But soon it ended up a big romance
But that is the price you pay for imported silk damask.
But that's so...
But the early stuff, nothing after he shaved his head.
But the subtlety of his language
But then again, not much does.
But this is for your own good.
But what do you mean, you didn't bring it?
But what if we just moved the wall four feet,
But what is convention, really?
But when it's just me, nothing.
But when my wife and I are having a problem,
But whenever she's around, I get the most amazing ideas.
But you can't help yourself. You've got a problem.
But you can't just put out a few slices.
But you can't take the...
But you can't, because: A) I was right; but...
But you know what?
But you need to be a better assistant.
But you were there to support me, and coach me,
But, honey, I do know how to get where I need to be
But, honey, it's your birthday
But, might get a little ugly.
But, this hasn't been easy or fun,
But, you know, we feel that the character is coming off too
But. I mean. a whole weekend with Jack and Karen
But. I mean. you know. if you
But. Iook. I don't need you to protect me from
But. really. take my word for it. I'm okay about Michael.
By talented woman who hates looking for apartments,
By the end of the year, I'd be paying less on the mortgage
By the way,
Calm and serene.
Campbell gets off work in half an hour.
Campbell. is that you?
Campbell. what are you doing here?
Can I get some help, please?
Can we be friends again?
Can we go?
Can we just start it so we can end it?!
Can we just talk
Can we put this down, please?
Can we talk about something else?
Can you just watch him, just for a minute?
Can you please fax this application over to the realtor?
Can you try to make a little more effort with Grace, please?
Can't a fella just make another fella a little meal?
Can't believe that a lunatic like you got there first.
Can't get what I want. Never do.
Can't you just blame your parents like everybody else?
Can't you see ee ee ee ee...
Can't you smile a little bit with a
Can't, because I promised Jack he could stay with me.
Captain's chair. Come on, Grace.
Cards are dealt down.
Careful, girlie. You're gonna end up with waffle face.
Case closed.
Cater waiter, cologne spritzer, Gap.
Cathy.
Champions On lce
Children.
Chop chop.
Clamato juice.
Clamato.
Clang, clang, clang, went the trolley...
Cleaning la
Come back Thursday. We'll do your resumΓ© together.
Come back tomorrow, and we'll work on it, okay?
Come here. What would your name be?
Come on, boy. Get your Evian. Here.
Come on, Buzz. Don't make me pull rank on you.
Come on, come on, honey. Up, up, up... Come on, trust me.
Come on, don't bogart the poison.
Come on, foxy. Let's bring down the man.
Come on, Grace, you gotta do something.
Come on, honey. This place is dangerous.
Come on, Karen, come downtown with me.
Come on, Karen. I need 100 hours to get certified.
Come on, let's touch stomachs.
Come on, Will, give it a chance. The woman at the adoption center
Come on, Will, let's go. We've been here five minutes.
Come on, Will, let's go. We've been here five minutes.
Come on, Will.
Come on, Will. I tried that in college
Come on, Will. You are who you are
Come on, you're on in two hours. Let's see some show!
Come on! It's not that big a deal. You can stay at your mother's.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on, baby.
Come on. get over yourself.
Come on. Shake it, Puff Daddy
Come on. we'll build a snowman.
Come on. Will, lots of people don't pay their taxes.
Come with me. I'm gonna show you what I'm working on.
Competent? Did you say competent?
Conan O'Brien!
Cook's dead.
Correct.
Correct.
Could you come with me for a second?
Could you have been more insulting?
Could you move over?
Coveting thy husband's brother's ass.
Cut! Print! Tony! I mean, curtain!
Cute and interested at 9:00.
Cute waiters serving the oysters you love.
Daddy made $25 million today.
Damn it, Grace, I said no.
Damn it, Will! I'm not Michael.
Damn it!
Damn it! Piece of crap!
Damn it. I was trying to keep a straight face.
Damn right, I did. After I gave him a bid and he bit.
Damn. Iook at those squirrels go.
Danny gets back to town in a week
David Soul, as in Starsky and Hutch?
Day care for the urban professional's dog.
Deal. Let me see it.
Death of their fourth sister.
Death, taxes, and... me.
Decided it'd be more fun to slip and slide
Deep cleansing breaths, and try to relax, okay?
Delete, delete, delete.
Dennis, stop. My husband's gonna be home any minute.
Deuces and one eyed jacks wild,
Dick's gotta stop drinking.
Did I mention that Grace put all of our cereals
Did I or did I not get you the lowest possible price?
Did Mr. Brady ask Alice to help with the architecture?!
Did they say feed him now or later?
Did you at least read my play?
Did you believe when he almost caught that Frisbee?
Did you get a look at that bartender?
Did you give him a little sugar?
Did you go out with Loverboy?
Did you hear that, Grace?
Did you hear that?
Didn't have to.
Didn't those Pixie Sticks land in my bag?
Didn't you see that thing on "Dateline," when that woman
Dishonest.
Do "The Hustle."
Do funny things with the carrot.
Do I have "garlic jazz" breath?
Do I look like a ma'am?
Do it. Do Regis.
Do Regis after he's had too much melon.
Do we have to spend another evening talking about everybody's dogs?
Do you also hold up sandwiches in front of starving children?
Do you have any idea how the government works?
Do you have floss in your bathroom? I'm out
Do you have to call her a bitch?
Do you know these people? I don't know these people.
Do you know what they put him away for?
Do you need it?
Do you smell toast?
Do you think I actually enjoy debating velvet versus velour?
Do you think I'm a good businesswoman?
Does she look particularly business minded to you?
Does this hair say,"I went to the Harvard Business School"?
Doesn't mean you're ready for the real thing.
Doink!
Don't answer that
Don't ask.
Don't be mad
Don't buy the place if it's gonna make you feel like this
Don't change. You look you look beautiful.
Don't crowd the pearly gates.
Don't do that! Grace!
Don't even get me started with that little witch.
Don't explain. It's just all part
Don't feel sorry for me. Grace. okay? I'm fine.
Don't forget the neck, because they won't.
Don't forget we're on
Don't hang up, please. I'm sorry.
Don't have the sex change. They never work out.
Don't know what that's gonna prove.
Don't leave me here with these ice freaks!
Don't make me get my friend Joni over here.
Don't run!
Don't tell me that you're gonna pull out the gay card.
Don't think I didn't see you steal that extra Abba Zabba
Don't upset me before a performance!
Don't want it all to go to a dentist.
Don't worry about me.
Don't you have some fish in your shoes to feed?
Don't you want to find out if he's mm mm good!?
Donald and I were going to the parade tonight.
Down to a couple of choices. Pick one,
Each time you describe the sofa you add another thousand.
Earthtones, minimal, ethnic, mΓ©lange
Easy does it.
Easy on the fabric softener, okay?
Eew.
Eew.
Eh okay.
Eh, coma.
Ellen, honey, could you bring in a couple of diet colas
Ellen, honey, could you bring in Will's denial file?
End of sentence.
Enougho with the April Fresho.
Even if it is in Brooklyn.
Evenin'.
Ever having another relationship?
Ever since she's moved in, I never get any me time
Every day I come in here, and I touch your naked body.
Every morning. I "spramp" my face with cold water.
Every year, I end up doing what I don't want to do
Everybody gets there once in a while,
Everybody that ever performed at Lilith Fair?
Everything else in our lives.
Everything we do just reminds us of Jack.
Evil, thy name is Ooey.
Except Jack, and he should be studied.
Except maybe Billy?
Excuse me, can I just be alone in my office for a minute please?
Excuse me, can you just hold on a second? Thank you
Excuse me, I'm not drinking alone up there.
Excuse me, Mr. Lawyer, is this your bike lock?
Excuse me, what vibe are we blowing here?
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Excuse me. I'm fine. Really, I just want a little popcorn.
Face the pain of adolescence.
Fantasies, gone.
Feel kinda dirty.
Feeling horny yet?
Figuring out all those billable hours really wiped you out, did it?
Finally, my God, you're here. I'm a wreck.
Fine, but for the record, I've made an effort.
Fine, don't tell me.
Fine, Sarcasmo.
Fine, then I'll leave. Can I have a towel?
Fine.
Fine.
Fine. Are you done?
Fine. Forget it.
First of all, there was no other buyer, was there?
First of all, they'll give you a payment plan,
First of all, Thomas is a dermatologist.
First of all, who closes a deal at Billy's Topless,
First, you close your eyes.
Food is under control.
For a final poop n cruise.
For a new apartment.
For free legal services?
For Lady Bunny and her All Boy Revue on Friday.
For the third time.
For the word "fair," you know, the way "Iift" means elevator,
For three bucks you can get into any building on this block.
For two years now. Trust me, she's gonna leave him for Dennis.
For your crappy love life.
For your information, I was having a heart to heart call
For your information, I've been taking a playwriting class
For your troubles.
Forget about Campbell. Who needs him?
Forget it, I'm exhausted. I fold.
Forget the pooch, where's the hooch?!
Forgettin' all our cares. Yeah
Forgive me for caring about the dog.
Forward?
Four words, Will.
From being a gay disco.
From being survivalists.
From the bookstore?
From the doorman at the Dakota.
Funny funny funny funny, funny!
Funny, 13 years later and I'm still here.
Funny!
Further, go on. Eh, eh, eh...
Gather round. Make up tip time.
Gay best friend included. Ha ha!
Gay, straight, bi, Thai, they don't like change.
Gaydar?
George Stephanopoulos.
George, Martha, we'll be in the kitchen eating the free food.
Get over yourself! I'm working, too!
Get up, get up, get up, get up!
Get up, get up!
Gettin' a little sick, what's in this thing?
Gimme that.
Gimme your wallet.
Girls are downstairs. boys are up.
Give it to me, baby.
Give me the card, Hamletta!
Given that he is a completely naked dog!
Glen 125th.
Go back to the singing.
Go on a date, Will. It's time.
Go on, honey, sit down. Grace will be here in a minute.
Go out and rent the video "Point Break."
Go Shu shu!
Go. Go, you big grown up.
Goal oriented, responsible.
God can hear you
God, buying this place could be so exciting.
God, can't we just trade her in for a buzzer?
God, I don't even know where Stan's bathroom is.
God, isn't this great?
God, that was exhausting.
God, the candlelight on your face.
God. I don't know. honey.
God. I thought he was never gonna leave.
God. Paul is dead.
Goddess on ice.
Golden! Ruff!
Gonna need a little more.
Gonna need more.
Good for you, Jack. You actually got a date without
Good job!
Good morning.
Good, Grace. Singe their mouths.
Good, okay.
Good. Agent Grace, here is your assignment:
Good. Moving on.
Got it right here.
Got Thai food... again.
Gotta give him somethin' to do.
Gotta remember to wear a bib when you're eating those dinosaur legs.
Grabs you by the hair. turns you roughly
Grace Adler and Will Truman.
Grace and I are are naked and oiled up
Grace and I are fine.
Grace and I don't do Halloween. You know, it's a kids' holiday.
Grace,
Grace, come on, do it. It'll be a piece of cake.
Grace, desperate times call for desperate measures.
Grace, don't be shy. If you need floss
Grace, don't you think it's possible, maybe,
Grace, Grace, she's gonna do it.
Grace, honey! How are we doing over there?
Grace, I am your assistant
Grace, I can only do this with you. You're my best friend.
Grace, I can't believe you're into it.
Grace, I may never have had
Grace, I won't butt in.
Grace, it's a dog, not the Ronco Fry Daddy.
Grace, Jack hates flavored coffees, too.
Grace, look at this. This is good.
Grace, major development in the vent.
Grace, no bad taste.
Grace, no.
Grace, the bitch we hate is on line one.
Grace, these are vitamins. They're good for you.
Grace, this is for his own good.
Grace, this is right.
Grace, we can go. I don't care.
Grace, what about you? Did you read it?
Grace, what are you doing?
Grace, what are you doing?
Grace, what are you saying?
Grace, where are you? You're making a huge mistake.
Grace, you have a new apartment!
Grace, you have vision.
Grace, you haven't even been looking at apartments.
Grace, you just left the man you were gonna marry.
Grace, you know me. I've never really been that into birthdays.
Grace, you may
Grace, you're a little
Grace, you're being way too hard on yourself.
Grace!
Grace!
Grace! 5% is not the floor.
Grace?
Grace?
Grace?