Maya and the Three (2021) - Season 1 Edit

A bat is no match for three supermacho jaguars!

A fake missing leg?

A forest deer. Nothing to fear

A Great Eagle King, me,

A roof over my head.

A sacrifice for love seems to run in this family, mi amor.

A scorpion wanted to cross a river.

A what?

A world made unsafe by your father's indiscretion

A… A diplomat who does nothing but sit around talking

Actually, I do.

Adios, Ah Puch!

Adios, Cipactli.

Adios, Maya.

Adios, princesita.

Adios, Zatz.

Admit it, and I will let you live.

Admit it!

After my father died, I sent guards to invite her back.

After they raised you as their own.

After you, Maya.

Agh!

Agh!

Ah Puch is our name. And this is all our game.

Ah Puch, I would like for you to meet my friends.

Ah Puch, we

Ah Puch!

Ah Puch! [echoes]

Ah Puch? Ah Puch! [echoes]

Ah Puch. Ah Puch. Ah Puch.

Ah, courage runs through your veins, Princess.

Ah, I have another one just like it.

Ah, look here. Barbarians no speak good, eh, but we not stupid.

Ah, one of our more gifted children.

Ah, such a pity that none of you will make it to the Divine Gate. [laughs]

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! [growls]

Ah! Easy, husband. Rest.

Ah. We fought the whole world together.

Ah…

Ah… I like that.

Aim for their heads! I'll aim [grunts]

Aim…

Alive, Acat!

Alive, Acat.

Alive, please, Prince of Bats.

All because Picchu show mercy.

All four kingdoms, fighting as one.

All I ever wanted was to meet my mother.

All I need is your greatest warrior,

All of the Teca army are marching through the Endless Forest, my lord.

All of this has been an amazing adventure.

All right, fearless leader, go decoy away!

All right. No more warrior. I'm a diplomat for my kingdom.

All the kingdoms worked together and saved the world of gods and mortals.

All we have to do is bring back three warriors.

Allow me to introduce myself.

Allowed the scorpion onto his back,

Alone, each kingdom is a mere finger.

Also, uh, tell Picchu which way to go.

Am I Am I doing the right thing?

Am I understood, boy?

Amateurs.

An unfortunate name

And a puma warrior!

And according to the ancient scrolls, the Little Eagle shall lead them.

And all night.

And all night.

And beautiful.

And because of me,

And challenging him to a fight to the death.

And demand that I join your ridiculous quest to save the world.

And ensure your safety, little sister.

And finally ends,

And from the moment I first held you in my arms,

And has the kindest heart in all three kingdoms.

And he has only just begun.

And his three jaguar sons, your brothers,

And hopped across the river.

And I am Cipactli,

And I am Xtabay…

And I can actually kill the gods. It's why Mictlan is afraid of me.

And I cheated on your mother with one of them,

And I have accepted them.

And I must end you.

And I see you've brought mortals

And I should have never lied to you.

And I want that to be us.

And I will wield it with pride.

And I'll get to meet my mother.

And I'll make the G Gran Brujo proud.

And I'm probably leading them to their doom.

And I'm so sorry about your father and Colmillo.

And if we can't forgive you, how can we ever forgive our ourselves?

And if you're not in Teca,

And it can't fail!

And it will never know…

And let it be known to all the kingdoms that Teca went out fighting for them.

And make our way through the fire tunnels.

And my birth mother, why…

And my true love?

And neither can you. You must protect Papa and the baby.

And nobody messes with mine! [charges]

And now he's broken.

And now I need you to warn everyone.

And now my Eagle armor is yours, Maya.

And now my Eagle armor is yours, Maya.

And now they're together.

And now you just have nothing?

And now you want to shoot your opponent in the back.

And now you will get your friends killed.

And now, the Teca Family

And on her day of birth.

And once in the underworld, Princess Maya will be sacrificed.

And one day, mark my words,

And our last young wizard is Rico!

And Picchu maybe die a little?

And Picchu…

And prevent the gods from entering the world.

And right then and there, we knew.

And save the world,

And she'll be like, "Take this bad hombre. He's yours."

And she's always there looking after me. There.

And shine.

And so would my mother.

And some, eh, might not make it back.

And thank you for your love.

And that's Papa.

And that's what makes you special.

And that's why you wanna meet the goddess of death.

And the Puma Warrior in the Golden Mountains.

And the scorpion replied, "Because I am a scorpion."

And the world of mortals

And the world shall know the might…

And then boom! You were born."

And then go sleepy nappy siesta time?

And then I will make her tell me how to kill her husband.

And then I'll come back to Teca totally safe.

And then I'll talk to the little skull girl.

And then we all jump back on the cloud and fly to the Golden Mountains.

And then… well, too much time had passed.

And there they are.

And this amazing witch is my assistant and my daughter, the Gran Bruja.

And this is my staff, Estefan.

And this is my staff, Estefan.

And this is Picchu, the brave Puma Warrior from the Golden Mountains.

And today, the sun will cheer our victory over evil!

And two…

And we can fight!

And we get a front row seat. [giggles]

And we shall end you!

And we'll be together forever.

And we're probably all gonna die!

And what about her dislocated shoulder? Hm?

And what if the Great Prophecy was just a made up story?

And when they're done…

And wield a magical golden bow.

And will beg to join our quest.

And with the three Great Warriors by our side, we are off!

And you are pregnant.

And you for lying about my mother.

And you need me and Papa to take you out back?

And you swear to introduce me to the goddess of death?

And you, Gran Bruja, are the Great Rooster Wizard I seek.

And you, monster, you must be Lord Mictlan.

And your brother Shield…

And your family's declaration of war on the god of war.

And yours, Lady Micte.

And?

Anger work good.

Animals and humans together, as it was meant to be.

Anyone doesn't wanna go through, now is the time to say so.

Anyone have anything else to add?

Anything for you, beloved.

Anyway, Ah Puch, can you guide us to Luna Island, please?

Archer, come forward!

Are both Eagle Warriors.

Are the Great Rooster Wizard I seek.

Are you all right, goddess?

Are you ready to carry the weight of the crown, mija?

Are you seeing this, Chiapa?

Are you sure you should fight?

Are you the ghost of a ghost?

Aren't Aren't you afraid?

Aren't you tired of being treated like a servant?

Aren't you tired of being treated like a servant?

Arf?

As pale as Lady Micte herself.

As soon as we reach the Golden Mountains, we must find the Great Puma Warrior

As the frog lay dying, he asked,

Aw!

Awesome.

Aww.

Ax, kill goat god!

Axes, be magic now.

Ay, ay, ay!

Ay, gordo.

Ay, I am doomed!

Ay, Mama.

Ay, Mama.

Ay, mija, it's not because you're a princess.

Ay, mija, none of us can hope to comprehend the gods.

Ay, no…

Ay, not again.

Ay, Papa, we just ate!

Ay, Papa. Ay, Mama.

Ay, thank the dioses! Maya's back.

Ay, where is he?

Ay!

Ay?!

Ay. This is not our battle.

Ay…

Back so soon, mocosos?

Barbarian King?

Barbarian princesa!

Barbarians like rotting meat, like blood…

Barbarians!

Barbarians!

Barbarians!

Battle over, son.

Be quiet, mijo. He will hear you.

Be safe, my loves!

Be still, princess.

Be thankful for what you do have.

Be well, Princess Maya.

Be well, Princess Maya.

Be well, Princess Maya.

Be well, Princess Maya.

Bear Killah!

Because death is beautiful.

Because even though he's afraid, he's brave enough to keep trying.

Before the Gran Brujo.

Before we rip it away for my sacrifice.

Before you start complaining about what you don't have,

Behold the might of Cabrakan!

Behold the might of Teca!

Behold the might of the prophecy!

Behold the power of Luna Island!

Behold, mi amor, the other kingdoms have all come to honor our daughter.

Beloved Queen of the Jungle Lands,

Beloved sister, Maya,

Besides, Ah Puch helped me the last time I was lost.

Big. Strong.

Blue corn tortillas!

Blue corn tortillas! Blue corn tortillas!

Bone girl smart. Picchu get ready now.

Boom shaka laka!

Booyah!

Boulder,

Boys, get the Bat Prince.

Brace yourself, Fabiola.

Bravo, Zatz.

Bring the greatest prize of all

Brothers and sisters, you know we would fight for you.

Brothers and sisters!

Brothers, husbands, and sons.

Brothers? [gasps]

Bu Bu Bu But we were outcasts in our kingdoms.

Burn it all down!

But But But… I'm different.

But death itself grew a heart.

But first I need my arrows back.

But he didn't know that. See? You did it all on your own.

But he shows more bravery than ever now.

But how did you learn to control the Peasant Magic?

But I am not my father. Fire!

But I have always preferred to be called Chimi.

But I have to stay cooped up in a palace because…

But I promised the G G G Gran Brujo…

But I raised you.

But I think I'm done with you. Catch you later

But if I'm not Shield, whose hands are these?

But is he gonna murder us all in our sleep? Hm?

But it can't be that easy.

But it was, from the start, my sacrifice to make.

But it's clear your parents love you to the sun and back.

But it's just, what? Shade for forest animals?

But it's not too late to turn back.

But know this,

But Luna Island does not exist solely to clean up Teca's messes.

But maybe I can meet them halfway.

But maybe we steal your treasure before we steal you.

But maybe you can keep Lady Micte occupied while we finish her husband.

But none of us are perfect.

But not in the way any of us expected.

But not like this.

But now mist send you to Picchu.

But one night, I refused to hear another story.

But she made it very clear they were not welcome.

But some stars don't belong in the sky just yet.

But sometimes when I get there, it's somewhere else.

But we not friends.

But what if it doesn't work?

But why does mine not glow?

But yeah. [grunts] Yeah, I'm going. Of course I'm going.

But you resist, and I swear you will all die.

But you were never there.

But, Zatz, I

But… I hear he lives near the Luna Island Academy.

By my father's beard, you really are the greatest wizard who ever lived!

By the gods! The Jungle Lands' Widdle Queen is here!

By the gods.

By the twitching of our ears, a new challenger appears.

By then, Papa will be healed and ready to rumble.

Bye bye, Tecas.

Bye, nice nature lady.

Cabrakan has the power!

Cabrakan is not weak!

Cabrakan, please!

Cabrakan, stop this.

Cabrakan!

Cabrakan… [grunts]

Call it, ref man.

Cállate, Zatz.

Calm down!

Calma, calma.

Calma, calma.

Calma. Calma.

Calma. Calma. Calma, gallito.

Can this be? The gods have sent their own emissary?

Can we pet him?

Can't we space these fights out more? Huh? Why has fighting become normal, anyway?

Can't you see that?

Capture the half breed. Bring her to me alive.

Catch us if you can!

Ch Ch Chimi, let it hear your soul.

Challenge you to a battle…

Change of plan, mocosos.

Check it out, the Golden Pearl!

Chiapa and I will lead the serpents away.

Chiapa will guide us. We got this.

Chiapa, I know you wanna go with us, but you've done enough by getting us here.

Chiapa, por favor!

Chiapa, stay to protect Maya.

Chiapa, why don't you tell them about yourself?

Chiapa! Hold on!

Chiapa?

Child, this may come as a shock to you,

Chimi had her animal friends.

Chimi want to ride Picchu?

Chimi, can I use the string from your magic bow?

Chimi, cursed Skull Warrior, outcast of the Jungle Lands.

Chimi, you three shoot at the serpent's eyes.

Chimi!

Chivo didn't fix… Esss stefan because he was being fair.

Chivo said they're golden talismans.

ChupacaBrian?

Colibrí, get in her head!

Colmillo!

Colmillo!

Come and get some, baby!

Come here, mi niño.

Come now. It is time for us to face Lord Mictlan.

Come on, Estefan.

Come on, old friend. We need you for one last mission.

Come on, Rico. Use some magic to

Come on!

Come on. Chiapa found my parents.

Come on. We have to help Rico and Picchu.

Come on. We'll figure something out, Eagle Warrior.

Congratulations, half breed.

Congratulations, Maya.

Could I just go and see them destroy the Divine Gate?

Courageous like your papa.

Cross my heart and hope to die.

Crown the Teca princess now!

Curse you, escuincla.

D d d destroy the Kingdom of Teca!

Daggers even readier.

Dang right.

Dang! You are cold!

Danger approaches, Little Eagle. You must fulfill the true prophecy.

Deal.

Death comes for all of us,

Death gives life value.

Defeated a pathetic worm with a broken staff?

Despiértase from this trance.

Did he just die?

Did you say Widdle Queen?

Did you think some spoiled, privileged princess

Die so friends live.

Die, skele twins!

Diplomacy?

Dissipati peribunt!

Dissipati peribunt!

Do it for your family. They're better off without you anyway.

Do it. What are you waiting for?

Do not get attached. That would be very dangerous, my boy.

Do not sacrifice this child.

Do we want this whole place to smell like rotting meat?

Do what you must to make her look like a princess.

Do you give up, Eagle Claw?

Do you need help?

Do you really need to weaken her before you fight?

Does that mean nothing?

Does this look weak to you? [grunts]

Don't "mija" me. You could have told me my birth mother is Lady Micte.

Don't be a fool.

Don't be sorry.

Don't call me that.

Don't wait up, my darling.

Don't worry about me. I I I got it.

Don't you know any other kind of magic?

Don't you know that the others can see you for the failure you really are?

Dragón mágico, fire away

Drifters? I am

Each finger is weak, but together, we shall make a mighty fist of fury.

Each finger is weak, but together…

Eagle Claw!

Eagle Claw!

Eagle Claw! [grunts]

Easy, easy. Look at him.

Eat death!

Eh… But not today. Bye.

El Monstruo Blanco!

El Monstruo Blanco.

Emotions like love and anger and

End of the line, mocosos!

Enough, Acat.

Enough!

Enough.

Ese wizard. [chuckles]

Estefan helped too.

Estefan will help you to your destiny.

Estefan!

Estefan! You all right?

Even for death herself. [gasps softly]

Even for you, Acat, this is low.

Every kingdom heeds her call.

Everyone out! [speaking Spanish]

Everyone, get out!

Everyone, take cover!

Everything okay, little eight legs.

Ew, gross.

Exactly!

Excuse me, Chimi. May I have a word with you?

Fables, you know, uh…

Face it, Maya, you're just a product of your papa's biggest indiscreción.

Farewell, Princess Teca.

Fearing the scorpion's sting.

Fight me, bird faced god.

Fight them in the air and lure them down so I can get inside.

Fight till the end.

Fight!

Fighting a two headed serpent? What?

Fighting the mist.

Find the Barbarian King and Princess. Tell them about Picchu's sacrifice.

Fine!

Fine.

Fine. Be that way. But you're missing out.

Fine. Even Picchu worry. You happy now?

Finish him!

Fire and heat mi gente. [stammers] Let these axes be caliente.

First you wanna kill me, then you send your girlfriend after me.

First, I will ride Chiapa to the Endless Forest.

Fitting that you will all fail together.

Fly away! Fly away! Fly away!

Follow the bees and the sweet scent of jasmine toward the purple mist.

Follow the clouds.

Follow the clouds. Follow the clouds. Follow the clouds. Follow the clouds.

Follow what clouds?

Fool? [growls]

For being born.

For everything that has happened since you showed up,

For him, it was not a loss.

For me.

For my friends.

For my own good? I'll be dead!

For Picchu!

For reals?

For so long you danced with the shadows of your pain.

For Teca!

For this mission of diplomacy, you must be properly dressed.

For tonight, I pay a visit to an old acquaintance of yours. [echoes]

For too long we have lived in fear of Lord Mictlan and his evil gods.

For you, Maya.

For Zyanya!

Forever.

Friends?

From destroying the Divine Gate, but we have to do it to save the world,

From the bottom of my heart, thank you three for fighting by my side.

From the Jungle Lands.

Fun fact, this has been the site of countless brutal battles.

G Gran Brujo…

Gallito, please, do not lose control!

General Camazotz, the only mercy in war is death.

Get behind us, Maya.

Get him, Chiapa!

Get Maya back here as soon as possible, boy.

Get the healers.

Get the Teca girl!

Girl time is over.

Girl, did you really think I wouldn't bring my own army?

Girl! I said give it to me!

Girl! I said give it to me!

Give life value.

Give them plenty of time to fall in love with it

Give up now! You're completely outnumbered.

Given to her by those who feared her outward appearance.

Go back to whatever cave you flew out of, vampiro.

Go forth y luchen…

Go home, little niña!

Go now, while you still have the cover of darkness.

Go on this so called quest, Rico. Prove my father was not wrong about you.

Go, go!

Go, Maya, go!

Go, Rico. Help her.

God of earthquakes? Really?

Gods bleed gold?

Gold has value because it's rare. Life has value because it's short.

Good boy, Chiapa.

Good job getting Picchu's people to fight beside us.

Good luck, Maya.

Good shot, muchachos!

Good thing that was there, huh?

Good thing you have plenty of it, my son.

Good to show mercy, Picchu.

Gracias, Ah Puch.

Gracias, caca face!

Gracias, Chimi!

Gracias, Chimi. I love you, hermana.

Gracias, Cipactli!

Gracias, Colibrí.

Gracias, Estefan.

Gracias, Mamá.

Gracias, Mamá.

Gracias, niña linda.

Gracias, Picchu!

Gracias, princesa.

Gracias, Rico.

Gracias.

Gracias.

Gran Bruja, probably. [grunts]

Gran Bruja!

Gran Bruja?

Gran Brujo took me in, gave me food,

Granted me the greatest of honors.

Greetings, Rico, Chimi, Picchu.

Greetings, spooky weirdo.

Guards, feed him to the hyenas.

Ha ha ha!

Ha!

Ha! Told you someone here, daughter.

Half god of death, would become the most powerful god in the underworld.

Hand her over and just walk away.

Has all the snake poison passed?

Having two mothers is amazing.

Having two mothers stinks.

He asked for help from a frog, but the frog refused,

He become drunk with power.

He believed in me.

He doesn't got this.

He fixed you because he didn't want me using Peasant Magic.

He had a bad time in the last battle.

He is the chosen one.

He sacrificed himself for us. [sobs]

He said since my mother died selflessly, she's now a star in the sky.

He was the closest thing I ever had to a brother.

He will unleash his fury on the rest of your kingdoms.

He'll guide you. And you'll have the map we made for you.

He's afraid of it!

He's always been brave.

He's dazzled me with his magic and humbled me with his bravery.

He's definitely not in a talking mood. Maya?

He's just a poor orphan.

He's like a scarecrow, but without dignity.

He's still getting a lot of medicinal herbs.

Head northeast.

Head west to the sunlight.

Heads up, muchachos!

Help her, Rico.

Help me, Skull! [grunts]

Help our Mighty Eagle be triunfante!

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here. Here, bebé.

Here's my plan.

Hermanos, I want you to meet the Teca baby twins.

Heroes.

Hey, follow us, amigos.

Hey, I missed you.

Hey, if the crown fits.

Hey, that's my favorite melody.

Hey, that's my favorite melody.

Hey, uh, perhaps a little louder.

Hey, whoever you are, too chicken to fight me one on one?

Hey, you asked to join my quest. So we're gonna do this my way.

Hey! Let me go.

Hey! Over here, stone face!

Hey! You are not a man!

Hey.

Hidden, for now.

His hair is like the wings of a beautiful dove. Huh?

His venom.

Hm?

Hm.

Hm. I'm gonna use Eagle Claw to kill you. [chuckles]

Hmm, it will be harder for Lord Mictlan to find you.

Hmm, seems fine to me.

Hmm!

Hmm?

Hmm? [chuckles]

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. [grunting]

Hmm. [laughs]

Hmm. Ex Ex girlfriend. Hmm.

Hmm. Gran Brujo taught us

Hmm. Parents raised Picchu right.

Hmm. That's right.

Hmm…

Hmm…

Hola, I am Picchu

Hola, mija.

Hola, old friend.

Hold on, Maya! [grunts]

Hold on. I have something important to tell you.

Hold on. No, no, no. I'm sorry, I…

Holy cacao! Run!

Holy cacao.

How am I supposed to find the Jungle Kingdom like this?

How are Maya and her allies doing?

How could you be that strong?

How could you betray my your wife?

How could you side with humans now, after they shunned you, Chimi?

How could Zatz make him more dangerous?

How dare you?

How do we kill this monster?

How do you know my name?

How does it look? Do I have the right bone structure?

How else do you think she'd get to meet her?

How many arrows do you have left?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? [chuckles]

Huh? [echoes]

Huh? [growls]

Huh? [snarling playfully]

Huh? [yells]

Huh? Oh!

Huh? This is on you, woman!

Huh? Uh oh.

Huh?!

Huh.

Huh.

Huh.

Huh.

Huh. I think I really like her.

Huh. You really have nothing worth stealing.

Huh. You're pretty good.

Humans murdered your animal family. Why would they not betray you now?

Humans.

Hurry. Go now.

Husband, no!

Husband, you are incorrigible.

Husband, your daughter has been out all night.

I

I I I don't understand.

I I I know you told us to run, but I've never been a good listener.

I I cast a courageous battle cat spell on him.

I I have no reason to lie.

I I'm sorry, Gran Brujo!

I accept it in the name of the Tecas.

I already killed a god, so we got this.

I always know where I'm going.

I am Acat, goddess of tattoos!

I am Chivo, god of dark magic.

I am learning they're not all bad.

I am Maya, princess of the Tecas, Great Eagle from the prophecy.

I am now, niños. Why didn't you go when you had the chance?

I am ready to quest.

I am so proud of you, mi niño héroe.

I am so sorry I was not there for you, mi niña.

I am so sorry, Maya.

I am so sorry.

I am sorry for your loss.

I am the Eagle Warrior of the Teca prophecy.

I am the god of…

I am the god of…

I am the Great Eagle. And I need your greatest warrior to

I am the most powerful wizard in the world

I am the Teca Eagle!

I am worthless.

I am Xtabay.

I am your mother.

I am Zatz, the Prince of Bats.

I am! I'm the Great Eagle Warrior.

I am. I'm the Great Eagle Warrior.

I ask to join yours.

I ask you, Chimi,

I assure you, the god of war will not be pleased.

I believe you can defeat Lord Mictlan.

I bet he tastes like kittens.

I can be very…

I can defend our people too!

I can put a stop to this.

I can put a stop to this.

I can still fit my finger in the stabby hole.

I can't bear to lose anyone else. You promise?

I can't feel my legs.

I can't go back a failure.

I can't. I am nothing without Estefan.

I cannot guarantee your safety.

I cannot see, Chimi.

I challenge him to a fight to the death.

I convinced them to go through the gate and storm Lord Mictlan's temple.

I couldn't let Lord Mictlan know I was coming to see you.

I didn't know Rico could do that.

I didn't say you were weak. Did I say you were weak?

I didn't sneak out to the fighting pits, I swear!

I didn't.

I do. [grunts]

I do. I could hurt you.

I don't have to like you to fight for my redemption. [coughs] Liar.

I don't know why they call it expecting. It's never when you expect it.

I don't like you taking such a risk, Maya.

I don't need any friends. I've never needed anyone.

I don't need help from a demon who serves the god monster that killed my brothers!

I don't need to defeat you.

I don't think my arm is healed yet. Thank you, helpful strangers!

I don't think you get how fun facts work.