Divorce - Season 1 Edit

A hard eight.

A kid got his leg caught in a wheat thresher.

A place for family, a place for play,

A place that's called FunSpace USA.

A rockin' rock wall, batting cages for the teens,

A ski trip would be good for them.

A terrible, awful,

All right, all right. Let's not alarm the children. Let's just calm down.

All right, if you'll excuse me, I am gonna get a drink

All right.

And hoist a tall, frosty one at our full service Micropub?

And I just have to tell you, Nick,

And I just think we should raise a glass

And I just... I just haven't spent,

And I know, you know, at Christmas

And I want her to see what she has done to me.

And I... I don't know, I guess he just got mixed up about the schedule.

And I... I have, like, absolutely no time to go into the details,

And I... I saw a mention of your gallery.

And I... I wanna go outside to try to call you,

And I'm so proud of you, Frances.

And just, you know... Just keep her safe.

And make sure no more money is going out.

And now he thinks it's all his fault.

And she swoops in and she fucking ruined it.

And some might say the balls

And that is the effing name of the game, man.

And the songs averaged 20 minutes in length.

And their very kind mention for this amazing turnout.

And then he turned around and he looked at me.

And then he turned around and he looked at me.

And then I find out what's what.

And then I got in the car and..

And then my instincts just kind of kicked in.

And this kid had just totally trashed her.

And those of you that are on the...

And we're gonna do better.

And when I mentioned it to them, they got very excited.

And you've lost, Robert.

And your dream.

And, uh, enjoy my grandchildren.

And, um... and shocked and nervous.

And... and thank all of you for being here.

Appreciate you being such a good listener.

Are these my children? Are you kidding me?

Are these your children?

Are you authorized to have custody over your children at this point in time?

Artists.

At first, I was like, Oh, ess hit, am I gonna be in trouble?

At least we got some free pens.

Aw, thank you, Dallas. Thank you very much.

Because I can't get a signal in here

Because they are terrified that I'm getting arrested.

Because this is our fault.

Because we haven't had any custody disputes.

Borne of a singular vision,

But he gave me permission.

But he knows his way around LLCs and zoning laws, and he's cheap.

But I don't wanna leave Tom.

But I feel like I can't...

But I just kept picturing her lying in a hospital bed...

But I'm not finding it.

But it just doesn't pan out.

But it's Friday, so it's Mom.

But readers of the New York Times'

But Rick Wakeman thought it was a little pretentious

But right now I would prefer

But you have made

But, actually, I was gonna...

But, I don't know, I guess he just read it wrong.

But, I mean, wow!

But, really, in the end

But, um, anyway,

But, you know, apparently that's...

By the judge who presided over your custody hearing?

Calling 9 1 1 and all that.

Can I get a word with you for a moment?

Can I have the blue one?

Can you get the registration from the glove...?

Can you step out of the car, please?

Come on, Wyatt, let's go. I don't have time for this.

Come on.

Dad said he's wearing it in solidarity.

Daddy, I can't believe I'm gonna do this to you again. I really... I really can't.

Did they give you a teddy bear?

Did you call Dad?

Did you call Mom?

Did you forget to put the new sticker on?

Do not do that.

Do whatever you want.

Do you happen to know if there's a missing parents department

Do you think Tony Silvercreek

Do you want one? What color do you want?

Don, to be fair, I fired you, too.

Don't be nervous, Frances.

Don't do that.

Don't worry about him or Robert or anything.

Elaine, you know, she likes to freestyle.

Emerson, Lake, and Palmer's Brain Salad Surgery after this.

Especially in front of our children.

Everybody was about to put ink on paper,

Everybody's gonna be okay.

Everything is gonna be okay.

Excellent. Excellent. Pretty lucky.

Feeling like she's not important, you know?

Feeling like she's not important, you know?

Focusing on the works of local artists.

For a very, very, very long time.

For bearing with me while I summoned the gumption,

For everything that you've done for our family

For little children who've lost their parents?

For me to telephone you sometime?

For their patience,

For their teeny, tiny type

For us to just forget all of this

Frances, you think it would be out of the question

Frances! Who the fuck are we talking about?

Frances.

Fuck

Fuck.

Funny coincidence, I was just perusing the New York Times

George, you've been telling me that since I met you.

Gerry. Uh, Sebastian, uno más café, por favor.

Get rid of the...

Go on, now.

God bless him.

God, look at them.

Good night.

Grace under pressure.

Guilty as charged.

He was supposed to get himself and Lila on the bus,

Hello, can anyone hear me? Hello.

Hello, can anyone hear me? Hello.

Hey, Mom and Dad, why not take a load off

Hey, Robert, don't do anything stupid.

Hey, Tom, do you mind

Hey, you know, they understand.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Was that him?

Hey. Was that him?

Hi.

Hi. Excuse me.

Hi. Sorry. Was I speeding? I never speed, but I...

Hope you guys don't mind.

How come you haven't been answering your phone?

How impressed I was with the gallery.

How many days are we talking about here?

How many times do I have to tell you?

How's your thing going?

I can't believe that you did it all alone.

I can't leave Lila.

I can't not be honest with you.

I did that. You don't have to act ugly. That's what I'm here for.

I do.

I don't have time for this BS every time we go somewhere.

I don't know who your wife's lawyer is,

I don't know. What do we do?

I feel bad, but we do not have time for that right now.

I Google you every night.

I guess what I'm trying to say

I had a vision.

I had all the moving parts pulled together.

I had electricians, painters.

I had sort of planned on...

I have a few more cards up my sleeve.

I just about pissed my pants, I was so scared.

I just wanna let you know

I just wanna see my wife, have her look me in the eye,

I just wanted to tell you

I just... I wanna go see my wife.

I keep looking for a way this doesn't make sense,

I know it's your weekend, but do you think maybe I could swap with you?

I know you really... You really worked hard on it.

I know, but I don't want Tom to feel bad about this

I know. I was, too.

I may have been, you know, Googling some...

I mean, bringing together all those moving parts,

I mean, he had the pick up schedule printed out,

I mean, I knew... I knew she was okay,

I mean, if you're just gonna snow tube,

I mean, it's my husband's weekend,

I mean, that's all we... This is ridiculous!

I mean, the simple truth is

I mean, why would we wanna strap on suicide vests now, you know?

I should know.

I think he's just a little bit scared.

I think I'm gonna take it from here, Tony.

I think you may be onto something here, Robert.

I think... I think you're right.

I took the liberty of purchasing some colored pens

I was gonna call you, but then I fell asleep.

I was gonna take them to Windham to go skiing, you know?

I was Googling something.

I was Googling your name.

I was just gonna... I was gonna get into

I was just... I was wondering,

I would just rather not embarrass him unnecessarily,

I'll never forget that look as long as I live

I'm grateful to all of my friends and my family

I'm just... I'm just buying craft ales.

I'm sorry.

I'm taking them skiing, I'm... I'm not...

I'm telling.

I've really been wanting to thank you

I've waited a long time to hear you say that.

If Dad and I just go over there for a second?

If there's gonna be food prep, but that's cheap.

If you promise not to cry, I'll buy you a pack of hot dogs.

If you'd seen this mother,

In terms of operating costs on this FunSpace,

Irreparable mistake.

Is a dream that I have had...

Is being particularly good to the other,

Is he being good to you, all things considered?

Is it okay that I stopped by?

Is it possible to slow down on the wine

Is really nothing short of miraculous,

Is something funny? Should I leave?

Is that I'm... I'm grateful, you know?

Isn't sitting up in his office right now

It breaks my heart a little.

It could've been that lawyer of hers.

It just made me think about adoption and having children.

It was like he was saying, Take me with you.

It was me.

It was really Jon Anderson's dream project.

It was the affair that, you know...

It wasn't just a business opportunity, Tony.

It wasn't Robert who had the affair.

It's an ugly space, but you paint it kid colors and no one will give a shit.

It's gonna get uglier before it gets any prettier.

It's good. Yeah, it's, you know, chugging along.

It's just a shortcut.

It's just a spritzer. I like our lives, honey.

It's not easy to tell someone that you Google them.

It's not easy.

It's not Mom, it's Dad.

It's probably in here. Oh, hi. Hi.

It's quite an achievement.

It's quite an achievement.

It's...

Jesus, I don't know what I thought.

Just don't let her give you a hard time about it.

Just sit tight here and we'll see if we can get to the bottom of this.

Kid colors, nobody gives a shit.

License and registration, please.

Life's funny like that.

Like all they have is each other

Like, just lying there,

Lila!

Listen, before we get started, anybody wanna freshen up their coffee?

Listen, everybody's check cleared except yours.

Listen, it was Tom.

Look, I'm not gonna do anything stupid, all right?

Look, now you both have bandages.

Look, there haven't been any custody hearings

Many of you know that this gallery

Maybe I was speeding by accident?

Maybe if we just look over here. Oh, here we go! Perfect.

Maybe you're right.

Might've noticed an item describing this small jewel box of a gallery

Mingle.

Mommy?

Mommy?

My brother in law would be in prison

My crazy fucking sister had that lawyer,

My glass is not clinking very well.

My husband approved my taking the kids skiing.

Never mind. Thank you. We're gonna keep looking. Thank you, though.

Nick, can you just give me a fucking minute?!

Nick, can you just give me a second, please?

No offense, Gerald, but didn't we fire you?

No, dummy. We only take the bus when we're staying at Mom's.

No, I know.

No, it's there.

No, no, no, no, no. I will do it. I'll tell her.

No, no, no, no, no. No, stay, stay.

No, right? Wait.

No, Robert, you don't have a couple of days, all right?

No. He seems like not a nice man.

No. Well, yes.

Not to embarrass you, Frances,

Not to worry. Be right back.

Now it's here.

Now, I imagine that, um,

Now, I need to ask this...

Now, Robert, you don't know that for sure.

Of the Weekend Activities in the Hudson Valley section?

Oh, crap.

Oh, Daddy, please don't... Don't say that.

Oh, God.

Oh, gosh, I was just looking around.

Oh, I was thinking that, um,

Oh, like I say, it's a hell of a thing.

Oh, my God. I was so scared.

Oh, really? Well, what's going on?

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, wow, thank you.

Oh.

Okay, let's find your mommy.

Okay, Mrs. DuFresne. Thank you.

Okay, okay.

Okay, see, look. We keep things lean and tight

Okay, you win! Jeez.

Okay? But, uh, as a divorce lawyer, Gerry, you were a dipshit.

Okay.

Okay.

On a scale of one to 10...

On the conference call.

On the way over, I just kept having this terrible visual.

Or are we just way beyond that point now?

Or don't. It's your life, Julian.

Or, you know, stick around, buy a painting.

Please

Please, please, take me with you

Plus Frances, she might not have known anything about this.

Promise me that the end of this anecdote is somewhere in sight.

Pulling all the pieces together.

Rafael, you have a customer at the deli department.

Really?

Rick Wakeman left the band

Robert, hey, sorry.

She looks like me? Oh, well, aren't you a little sweetie pie?

She's had something of a complicated life herself.

Skee Ball for the toddlers,

So he could record his own solo album.

So, after months of hustle and hard work

So, after the Topographic Tour,

So, am I carrying this new information to your mother?

So, Rick Wakeman left because of Jon Anderson?

So, this opening

So, uh, yeah, enjoy the space,

Soccer for the girls, the Tramp Zone.

Some solid legal maneuvering rather than a magic show.

Somehow you didn't bother to think through this imbecilic move

Something good will happen eventually.

Sometimes you put a lot of hard work into a project,

Sorry. He pulls this shit all the time.

Sorry. Thank you. Uh, I just said thank you.

Speech, speech!

Started with a single stroke of a quill...

Stay. Or go. I don't know.

Still, you had a vision you saw through to the end.

Sure, sure. Just what kind of hiccup are we looking at?

Sure. Yeah.

T 48, central.

Take your time.

Thank you for helping me find your mommy.

Thank you, Craig.

Thank you, gentlemen.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks for being here this morning,

Thanks. That's great.

That I definitely do not want that, you know?

That just did us in.

That sounds reasonable. That sounds prudent.

That your children are trying very hard not to cry

That's because it doesn't exist, Nick.

That's how these things go, so...

That's like 10 Lady Gaga songs.

That's your mom?

The courage, um,

The paintings and the art are not.

Then I could have the kids till Sunday

There kind of isn't a point.

These accidents can happen.

These last few years.

These other guys who want the space have a better offer on the table already.

They said your assets are frozen.

They're practically giving it away.

They're really proud of you.

They've had a rough week.

Thinking of ways to make you hurt?

This is me looking to make some money.

This might make his current situation a little uncomfortable.

This would be..

To commemorate what we've accomplished here today.

To finally get this place going.

To Frances and the Hudson River Contemporary gallery.

To Frances!

Today it just comes down to some scribbling on a stack of documents.

Tom, can you get the, um...

Tom, I'm not walking anymore

Tom, it's okay.

Tom, wait for me!

Tom.

Trust me and brace yourself.

Tsk, okay.

Two for the price of one.

Two minutes. Two minutes.

Ugh, she was a mess!

Uh huh.

Uh, hey, Robert. I'm sorry.

Uh, I... I don't know.

Uh, just like President Johnson's War on Poverty

Uh, just... it's just a tactical hiccup, Nick. Just give me a second

Uh, no. I think I'm all right.

Uh, oh! Wait, you called me. What's up?

Uh, the Queen of England, Tony.

Uh, we're gonna have to push the closing back just a couple of days.

Um, also, I wanna thank the New York Times

Um, just, uh... just wrapping it up here.

Um, the wine is free,

Um, when Yes recorded Tales of Topographical Oceans,

Um...

Until now.

Walk around, talk to some of the artists.

Was this permission filed and approved

We don't do anything.

We should've gotten the bus.

We talked about there were all sorts of contributing factors,

We wait until Monday morning when I can get ahold of Elaine,

We're gonna do a full and complete accounting of any money that's coming in

We're here to make money.

We're not even technically divorced yet.

We've only just rediscovered us.

We've only just rediscovered us.

Weekend Activities in the Hudson Valley section

Well, I almost broke my leg, right?

Well, I can't ski because my leg still hurts.

Well, I didn't do it all alone.

Well, I mean, neither one of us

Well, I...

Well, it was the online version.

Well, just, you know... you just gotta keep plugging away.

Well, now, you see, that's stupid.

Well, that's sweet.

Well, yes and no.

Well, you know I'm fond of him, but he's got a lot to answer for.

What do you think about that, huh?

What kind of outlay are we looking at as far as bringing it up to code?

What the f... happened?

What's going on, Robert?

Whatever... whatever feels right to you.

When I was about your age,

When it's Dad's day, he comes to pick us up.

When we go to open FunSpace Yonkers...

Where's my mommy?

Which makes me indescribably happy

Who did?

Why are we going this way?

Will be covered by the flagship.

Wish you hadn't told me that.

Work out some details.

Worrying about whether she's important enough

Wow. You know what?

Wyatt!

Yeah, I got her here with the kids.

Yeah, I got her here with the kids.

Yeah, I guess it's cool

Yeah, I know

Yeah, I thought he was, uh...

Yeah, it's good.

Yeah, maybe.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, okay. Sorry, go on.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, sure. Telephone me.

Yeah, that's not gonna work for me.

Yeah, you can have the blue one, Gerry.

Yep. The wounded rule

Yes, I am... I am very sad to report that is him.

Yes, uh, Max also said he had some cards up his sleeves,

Yes.

You could see in her eyes that she would've killed to be me.

You did the right thing, Tom.

You don't get to pick your color, numb nuts.

You Google my name.

You have lost everything now.

You know what? I'll take a coffee... black.

You know, any time with the kids lately.

You know, I had... I had a contractor,

You know, I was almost nearly killed.

You know, I've been working so hard to get the gallery together

You should take him...

You simply wanted to fuck me at any cost.

You stay where I can see you.

You were perusing the fine print

You weren't almost nearly killed.

You're absolutely right, and we're gonna work harder

You're the one that kept the roof over our heads.

You've got a reasonable price point,

You've got an underserved market,

You've got low overhead.

Your hands are clean. You didn't do that.

9 1 1, what is your emergency?

10 4.

10 being he's giving blowjobs for beer money...

But it's miles away. All right, stay here.

But you fell really, really hard. I told ya.

Come on. Bye.

Court order. What?

Fuck! You're not allowed to swear

God, your voice is annoying. Your voice is stupid.

Good night. Bye.

Good night. Good night.

Good. Yeah.

Hey. I didn't wake you up, did I?

Hi, Frances. Oh, come on.

Hi. Hi.

It's nice of you to say that, Nick. This is not me being nice.

It's okay. Stay. You sure?

No, it's all right. Are you sure?

No, it's up to code. You might need to add some venting

Of course. Mom?

Oh. I'll crouch next to you.

Oh. Shh, shh!

Okay? Okay.

Okay. Yeah.

So, I'm just gonna pull... It didn't feel like you were speeding.

Thank you again. Zip.

Thank you, Robert. You're welcome.

Thank you. We can't hear you!

That's not your mommy, is it? No.

That's what you think I look like? Mm hmm.

This isn't the way! It is the way.

Tom! God, I told you they're not picking up.

Verbally. Yes, verbally.

We all support you. Shh.

We're gonna be fine. Okay.

What about the hot dogs? We have hot dogs at home

What does your mommy look like? Like you.

What's going on, George? The bank called.

Where are you going? I'm walking to Mom's.

Where is she? She's okay, she's okay.

Whoa, 20 minutes? I know, right?

Wow. I thought he was French.

Yeah, of course. No, no, don't get up. Don't get up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, thanks.

Yeah. You want a Sprite or something, buddy?

Yep. Are the kids okay?

Yes or no, ma'am? Yes.

You like hot dogs? Mm hmm.

You need backup? Yeah, I need another car, please.

...and serving him papers at the basketball game...

...that was just too... too ugly

...the... the... all the operating costs of the second facility

'cause it was a double album with only four songs.

♪ Ride a painted pony, let the spinning wheel turn... ♪