💬 B Positive (2020)

A "romantic jester."

A Alone

A And I'm not the type of guy that just ghosts people.

A ceramic owl.

A chair? A lawyer?

A conversation?

A cool lesbian couple who lived in a yurt

A crème brûlée with this thing.

A date?

A dialysis center

A doctor

A dog? Get that filthy,

A family wedding? That's a big deal

A fermenter.

A few years ago, I was making millions.

A friend of Drew's

A funny, endearing,

A great therapist

A guy likes you and wants to spend time with you.

A guy whose career is suddenly over.

A guy with a bad ticker and a guy with the big "C."

A hidden camera in the garage

A hole in the wall

A kidney transplant.

A little at a time.

A little sampling of all the delicacies

A lot more female viewers.

A lot of people say that the NFL

A major health issue...

A mile and a half to this gas station

A Nexium. Is that gonna be a lethal mix? Take the pill.

A nice, hot biscuit?

A night out on my own.

A pervy puppet show.

A picture of you passing this psych evaluation.

A piece of her body to save you.

A quart of my homemade beer.

A quarter ounce of my homemade weed.

A really nasty divorce and hid a bunch of money

A revolving door of superficial women

A scootch? What the hell is a scootch?

A snarky ass message about how great I am

A story for a different day.

A Super Bowl ring.

A thousand degrees in here

A toast, to Eli and Gina

A videographer. A limo.

A what?

A woman asked me out

A word please?

A year ago, that party tonight would have been

Aah! (laughs)

About Adriana's situation, and it turns out

About cancer while we were smoking behind the gym.

About getting on the kidney registry.

About moving in together.

About potential kidney donors.

About taking care of your precious kidney

About that, uh, panda being born?

About the surgery and you,

About what he's gonna do after his transplant.

About what?

About your dad.

About your old boyfriend

Absolutely not

Accidentally backing into me on the dance floor?

Across the street.

Actually ... doesn't matter

Actually it's a lot of scrimping and saving

Actually pretty good.

Actually, Gina,

Actually, he also hired me to train Cannoli while he was gone.

Actually, I've been practicing.

Actually, it's that way on purpose.

Actually, that thing was kind of a bust.

Actually, we already have.

Adriana Marquez.

Adriana, I...By the time

Adriana, this is Gina,

Adriana?

After the new iPhone update, but I could be swayed.

After the surgery, I won't be able to travel

After the transplant, are you just gonna move on

After which you're gonna love me

After you caught her making out with Scott Sanderson.

Again, just joking.

Ah, brings me back.

Ah, come on.

Ah, cool room.

Ah, don't listen to her, you've got the whole package.

Ah, good, good.

Ah, I can't believe it. I'm getting my life back.

Ah, kids are great. Can you prescribe drugs?

Ah, nah, we just hook up sometimes.

Ah, no, that would be a disaster.

Ah, so it looks like

Ah, thanks for bringing over Maddie's retainer.

Ah, that was a fun day.

Ah, there he is. Good morning

Ah, yes, yes, Dr. Pete, the cleft palate surgeon.

Ah!

Ah.

Ah. [chuckles]

Ah. Drew...

Ah. Gallows humor. Never gets old.

Ah. I actually had three Big Gulps thrown at me that night,

Ah..

Ah... Gina, can you give us a minute?

Air sucker.

Alexa, play something from the early 2000s.

All done. Take a look.Mm

All I get from Drew is,

All I know is you're not supposed to meet a guy's family

All right

All right,

All right, are we taking

All right, buddy.

All right, bye.

All right, everybody. Drumroll, please

All right, give me the other one.

All right, here you go.

All right, I need you to count backwards from ten.

All right, I'll think about it.

All right, I'm going to work.

All right, later, guys.

All right, New Rochelle Medical. That's Fred and Maurice.

All right, number two.

All right, people, Stern Medical Building,

All right, stop it. Both of you.

All right, take

All right, talk to you later.

All right, then.

All right, time for me to instill optimism

All right, well, bye.

All right, what's next?

All right, yes!

All right, you remember when I totaled my Ford Fiesta?

All right.

All right. They're ready for you. Okay.

All right. First one's free.

All right. Let's take a look at your blood work.

All right. Roll over!

All right. Uh, enough of this.

All right. What's going on?

All the inns in Bethlehem.

All the terrible things I did as a mother

All the way to Daytona Beach.

All they'd get is a nervous laugh and low self esteem.

All this chocolate sauce dribbled all over it.

All you care about is getting your kidney.

All you do is accidentally spill over your water,

ALL: Aw.

Almost forgot my breakfast

Alone

Along the way, and then we move on

Along with some apple slices.

Along with your sugar

Also something I learned at Coachella.

Also, I had

Also, I only tracked it because it's rosé month.

Although I am considering unfollowing her on Instagram.

Although I suppose you think youdid that.

Although last year there was

Although that is a valuable service

Although the Hudsons weren't.

Although tonight sure was fun.

Although, in a way, I'm not really alone.

Although, it would be pretty easy.

Although, to be honest, he'd be useless in a crisis,

Always.

Am I gonna leave you because you're broke?

Am I naked again?

Amy.

An actual grown up!

An adult whose e mail is still

An encore, and next time, Gideon's going solo.

An honor to keep him on the planet.

An intern and rip her a new one.

An iPad? What for?

And 25 years later, here we are.

And a beautiful daughter. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And a donor who might not show up to the surgery.

And a doughnut.

And a licensed

And a loving father, and it would be

And a scootch of cinnamon.

And a shoplifter.

And a transplant in your future.

And a very speedy recovery.

And actually make plans for the future.

And all best wishes for a very successful surgery

And all it's gotten me is banned from Costco.

And and and... and be sure to do something

And and the sweating.

And another one.

And appreciate what you've got.

And as you consider how much to spend,

And as your friend, I can say this: lose the Crocs.

And back on the donor list.

And Bambi goes to the dark side.

And because I don't trust you,

And bought my ring back. It was embarrassing.

And bring it to me at the bus bench

And bring them here to live with us.

And call your granddaughter. It's 2020.

And clubbing, and the wedding's

And continue the party?

And Des Moines,

And dialysis made his heart

And divvy up 15 years of marriage.

And don't say no

And don't think I can't see your date night dress

And don't worry,

And don't worry.

And Dr. Pete asked her to pull some strings.

And drained the lizard.

And Drew didn't...

And Drew was always stuck in the middle, and...

And ends up choking some duck.

And even though I know better, I keep getting my hopes up

And ever since then I've had this feeling that

And every year on theanniversary of their surgery,

And everyone wrote a little note

And feeble like those other geezers.

And find a way to face life's challenges.

And Gina, we can't thank you enough.

And give him a second chance.

And God forbid I'm five seconds late

And good for you, buddy.

And got you 10,000 krona.

And guess what,

And guess who was standing there in the bank.

And had to spend the night.

And he already wants me to meet his family?

And he chose... Charlene.

And he could die.

And he got both of them pregnant at the same time,

And he spread rose petals on the sand. Oh.

And he was amazing.

And he's gonna sell his Super Bowl ring

And he's having a party.

And he's pretty upset

And her hot lawyer boyfriend.

And here he is on a date with the neighbor's collie.

And his wife wants you to wish him a speedy recovery

And hopefully, we can find a place

And I am not a morning person

And I bit a guy.

And I brought you some food.

And I can watch it afterwards.

And I can't imagine

And I can't let you delay your transplant for me.

And I could be,

And I could die.

And I could really use your help getting the word out.

And I didn't want anybody to see me.

And I don't care how that sounds

And I don't kiss and tell ...ll, then, don't

And I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

And I don't think it's an aquarium store.

And I don't want them to mistake you for a dead body.

And I don't want to be Gina the van driver anymore.

And I don't want to go back to being Gina the party girl.

And I don't want to mess with that

And I feel like one of those balloons

And I get nowthat it's nothing romantic.

And I get these cramps sometimes.

And I hate

And I have a donor lined up,

And I have a tradition

And I have seen every episode of The Sopranos,

And I hope I do

And I just want to say that

And I just wanted to pack as much as I could

And I know everybody says that.

And I know you hate me because I have a donor.

And I love you for it

And I mean really help them, not just flip them

And I obviously chose the wrong one.

And I quit as your fake trainer

And I realized

And I saw this couple get married,

And I see you've also been a mechanical engineer?

And I send her back skulls and ghosts,

And I sent you this chemo playlist

And I spent hours watching her

And I stole this tube of goo when she wasn't looking.

And I tell her she's grounded for the rest of my life,

And I told Julia that that little exclamation mark

And I want you to feel

And I was a real jerk not to acknowledge it.

And I was hoping we could switch Maddie's days.

And I was left with my stepmom and my half sister.

And I went to the currency exchange

And I will apply for my TSA pre check. Ooh

And I will be there as soon asmy mother's done with her chemo.

And I won't have to take my cousin this time.

And I won't make that. MRS. FRANCO: You won't.

And I won't take no for an answer

And I won't take no for an answer.

And I wouldn't even have to swallow a balloon

And I'd throw away your toothbrush

And I'll be backto check on you.

And I'll never find another dog to be the big spoon

And I'm a scratcher.

And I'm a therapist, so I know a thing or two about listening.

And I'm all achy.

And I'm back to dying.

And I'm fine now. I mean, I did pee a little.

And I'm getting my life back, too.

And I'm gonna have

And I'm keeping the piano.Okay.

And I'm not alone.

And I'm not the one you should take.

And I'm only speaking for her because she's sick.

And I'm open to discussion.

And I'm sorry

And I've been breathing my whole life.

And I've got plenty of junk food friends.

And I've got some news.

And if that's too much,

And if they don't,

And if you are ever

And if you DM me right now,

And if you even mention the word

And if you really believe that,

And inhale... and exhale

And it got me thinking,

And it pays me well enough to buy you dinner

And it says, "I shared my spare."

And it short circuited my phone.

And it still might not work.

And it wasn't just the Super Bowl ring,

And it would be a lot more fun if you went with me.

And it's all the same guy.

And it's domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

And it's like you get a do over. You can do anything

And it's mainly pictures; you can do this.

And it's mine, so, off you go.

And it's not working.

And it's only slightly different from "little potato,"

And it's rather late.

And Jerry told Gideon that in confidence.

And just like I told the prosecutor when I was acquitted,

And just so you know,

And just so you know, there's no money.

And keep Robot Drew's ass at home.

And ketchup goes in the fridge after opening.

And knocking on my door.

And let her have one lousy night out with her friends.

And look what it's gotten me. Huh?

And made out with a drunk guy.

And make it rain

And make sure my hookups get home safe.

And maybe I need to stop waiting and do it myself

And maybe if you started accepting her

And maybe they were for you, too.

And me and my thing

And me. Mainly me. Best friend, so...

And mix it all together

And move in with you.

And my daughter thought that I couldn't live alone,

And my eighth grade teacher was fired

And my friends are outside, so I just have to, uh...

And Niners/Falcons on the over.

And no one told you?

And not give me the damn job.

And not have some kind of friendship?

And not just you

And now 7:13.

And now a bag of caramel corn is gonna kill me

And now a senior citizen no more!

And now he's living on his credit cards,

And now I won't.

And now it's just taken away from him?

And now it's like I don't exist.

And now it's my turn to save his.

And now lives in my guest room

And now she's donating a kidney.

And now she's practically halfway out the door.

And now that you see someone else have it, you do.

And now to Eli Russell with sports.

And now we go back every year, we get ice cream,

And now with the sports, Eli Russell

And Obama

And one for you."

And please don't do your crazy laugh.

And pukey..

And put her in front of an open flame?

And put him through college

And recently divorced.

And recovering in an airport Cinnabon.

And relying on the goodwill of others

And remember to always celebrate the little victories.

And remember,

And remember, don't be weirded out

And remember, you always want the drugs.

And roll over!

And said we broke it off

And saying what you wanted to say.

And see them every single day

And seriously, you should throw away your toothbrush

And she bit my head off

And she graciously agreed

And she hung up on me.

And she knows it

And she loves Harry Potter.

And she said?

And she says, "That could only be two days."

And show weakness like you cockroaches?

And since we're being outlaws,

And so could you

And someone so beautiful

And something about you seems a little deathy.

And something happens to her,

And sorry, again, about the other night.

And start my divorce mediation in an hour.

And start.

And suddenly I'm retired

And suddenly it hit me.

And take care of you?

And thank him for checking that box on his license.

And thank him for having his license suspended,

And that scares me, because if this is real,

And that scares the hell out of me.

And that shayna punim. Oh!

And that started a war between two rival families..

And that when you tell me what you want

And that, Amber, is how I caught the pass

And that's all that matters.

And that's how I met you

And that's my point.

And that's not good?

And that's not the best part. Cannoli?

And that's when my imagination just...

And that's why you get into their heads early.

And the cancer doesn't change anything for you?

And the kid who almost died

And the knee bends.

And the mechanic

And the nerdy kid

And the next thing I know,

And the rest thought we were stopped at a very long light

And the Uber was late, but you know what? Who cares?

And the worst day of my life.

And then another one

And then bails

And then call you back.

And then he drank too much tequila

And then I have dementia and I never made this call.

And then I have sex with the bouncer.

And then I invited the dog.

And then I'll dump your sorry, healthy ass.

And then Maddie all weekend

And then my anxiety really kicks in.

And then my favorite emoji, the shrug.

And then she sends the middle finger,

And then the next morning, you just kick him to the curb?

And then the truck

And then we tell Dr. Pete that he ran away.

And then we'll worry about me.

And then yank the rug out from under me.

And then you burn it all on her front lawn.

And then, boom, you're conquering.

And then, later, the guy threw the wife overboard.

And then, on the way home, she stopped

And then... and then the car slams into the back of a truck

And thenI bumped into Julia.

And there are a few other things I want, like...

And there is nothing that is gonna get

And there is some shady stuff going on.

And there's a lot of storage.

And there's always this.

And there's so much paperwork.

And these. Please stop

And they gave me a plus one.

And they killed themselves in that same week

And they only have to be 14 to drink.

And they'd always make such a big deal about

And they're brown. You know me so well.

And they're like, "Where is your liquor license?"

And things went betterthan expected.

And this and all of this.

And this human misses you

And this is for a dine and dash

And this is just a blood test to see if we're compatible.

And this is Maddie and her mom swimming in the Blue Lagoon.

And this is not the wine talking, or the weed,

And this is notthe wine talking

And this place was born

And to looking for new starts

And took away her phone for two weeks

And train you. Don't worry.

And trust me, I am a lot to put up with.

And turns out I'm a guy who can make friends.

And watch them burn in a dumpster fire.

And we can be disgusting together

And we can't have the surgery at the same time.

And we cannot let that happen

And we cut together a highlights reel

And we did make out a little bit, but I stopped it

And we fell totally in love.

And we just want to be there for you.

And we just want your husband's medical records

And we may even have to see a movie after.

And we never talked about it again.

And we'll all pretend that wasn't an awkward introduction

And what a success it was.

And what exactly is the problem, Mother?

And what? I won a Super Bowl.

And when the waitress goes to get a towel,

And when was the first time you experienced

And where I come from,

And while you two are gone, if your ex needs company...

And who knows?

And why are you taking off your shirt?

And why did he tell you before me?

And why do I smell pot?

And with enough Chianti, I think I can make it work

And with my arthritis

And wondering where the hell my tacos are.

And years later, he came to you with an impacted molar.

And you "ran out" of Novocaine.

And you accidentally conquer the village next door.

And you always say to tell you what I want.

And you are a train wreck now. That is not fair.

And you are so nice.

And you can deal with it however you want.

And you didn't really mean as much to them as you thought

And you don't have to go alone.

And you have this terrible news.

And you know what? I love cats.

And you live in the basement.

And you need to take a step back.

And you only want to see people naked

And you should always go to jury duty

And you should know that...Wait

And you should really stop using

And you shouldn't be tracking Gina.

And you think the windows are tinted,

And you two are friends, and it just,

And you were hiding behind the bushes.

And you, young lady, you go to your room

And you'd be the one who told them there was vodka

And you're saving his life

And you're saving his life.

And you're the quarterback she's protecting.

And your cornstarch.

And your daughter? And your patients?

And, Gina, I'm sorry but...

And, hey,

And, hey, I get it.

And, Jerry, you're not gonna be alone,

And, one day,

And, sweetie, you're killing my curb appeal.

And, uh, anyone for refreshments?

And, uh, I already have a, uh,

And, uh, if I was a pain,

And, uh, your mom wanted you to put a load of colors in.

And, uh..

And, um, California wine,

And, um...

And, yes,

And, yes, the broken heart shape is intentional.

And?

And? She lived up to her name.

And..

And...

And... Don't worry.

And... first Cameo video done.

And... here.

And... probably true.

And... what about us?

Another onepicks up the slack. Right?

Answering my prayers. [chuckles]

Anxiety.

Any chance

Any disruptions to one's family of origin...

Any guy would be lucky to have you

Any more of that and I'm gonna John Wilkes Booth myself

Any stereotypical cats and dogs nonsense.

Any, uh, more luck with the peeing?

Anyone else want to have a crack at Drew?

Anyone else you're pissed at?

Anyone want to do something tonight?

Anything? No.

Anyway, he's finished his volunteer work,

Anyway, it's getting late

Anyway, that's how Drew and I reconnected.

Anyway, the car broke down.

Anyway, uh, good catching up.

Anyway, uh, good news.

Anyway, we pushed it, like,

Anyway...

Apparently I lash out when I'm afraid I'm gonna die.

Apparently we're not able to take care of ourselves

Apparently, I wasn't "there enough for her"

Apparently, the cat has one of those Hitler mustaches,

Are a match!

Are are you sure? BecauseI'm happy to do it together.

Are going on a date with Eli

Are heading to the playoffs

Are not exactly your forte, either.

Are not gonna see each other anymore.

Are the first step in a robot revolution

Are these your dialysis buddies?

Are we anywhere near a point?

Are we sure that's his? The pocket

Are you a personal trainer?

Are you drinking my beer?

Are you family?

Are you feeling better?

Are you giving out kisses?

Are you gonna free yourself at the end?

Are you gonna switch with me or not?

Are you happy?

Are you high?

Are you just... toying with me?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding? It was awesome.

Are you kidding? My sister is wrong.

Are you nervous about the operation?

Are you okay, Cannoli?

Are you on a date?

Are you pregnant?

Are you screwing with me?

Are you serious?

Are you serious? I am

Are you serious? Yeah.

Are you seriously taking his side?

Are you sure about this?

Are you sure I was there?

Are you sure they're in there?

Are you sure you want to do this?

Are you the nebbishy therapist

Are you trying to call it?

Are you upset, or is that just your face?

Are you?

Are you? Because I canhardly park my car in the garage

Around the lido deck

Artisanal.

As a matter of fact, I'll be early.

As a person. You're not gonna be alone,

As an actor by 35, I'd quit

As doctors, we frown on "psych."

As far as you and me? Nothing changes.

As it was, I always had

As long as I've got his kidney,

As long as we're here, at least

As long as you make the most of them while you have them.

As much time as you want

As purely transactional.

As soon as I get my kidney, I'm gonna cash in

As to who's sacrificing more.She is.

As you all know, my one man show...

As you kids say.

Asked me if I was somebody

Assuming you've all

At 30 and...

At a bar.

At a Nickelback concert.

At a party after the Pro Bowl.

At all, everything here is

At each of our places?

At first, it kind of tastes like the scummy water

At least his last thousand dollars

At least I'm wearing a bra this time.

At least if I knew he died,

At least put a hat and glasses on him

At least till I get some coffee in me.

At least.

At singles bars all over Africa.

At that point, nobody cares about your cholesterol level.

At the bottom of a garbage bag,

At the conference championship,

At the evaluation

At the singles table at our wedding.

At the strip club, hey

At the whole divorce thing, are we?

At times, closed off.

At Valley Hills this morning.

Ate a lot of chips so they used to call me Eli Ruffles.

Attaboy, God

Attempting to breastfeed a garden gnome.

Attention, Delta passengers.

Aunt Julia's gonna take care of you for a few days.

Avoid stress.

Aw, don't worry, I got you.

Aw, Drew. We feel the same way.

Aw, how are you, boy? Oh.

Aw, I'm like your dad.

Aw, it it's kind of cool.

Aw, thanks. [chuckles]

Aw, that's sweet of you

Aw, that's sweet.

Aw, you're so selfless.

Aw.

Aw. Cannoli.

Aw. It's a donor key chain.

Aw. Maybe he couldn't pay his phone bill

Aw. Well, that is surprisingly positive.

Aw..

Aw...

Awesome! Thank you.

Ayatollah Khomeini, hand it over.

B 7!

B'zactly.

Babe, this is the podcast I've been telling you about!

Back in high school before I started playing football,

Back in Maddie's jewelry box?

Back on dialysis.

Back to you, Eli.

Backs out because she may have a child one day

Bacon, egg and cheese?

Bad enough that he's talking about

Battle Creek, Michigan...

Be happy,

Be himself?

Be right back

Be thankful it wasn't a murder suicide. Anyway, go

Beautiful young woman

Because "down there" means penis.

B Positive (2020) - Season 1
B Positive is a heartwarming television sitcom that premiered in 2020 and has quickly established itself as a fan favorite. Created by Marco Pennette, an Emmy Award-winning writer and producer, the show centers around the unlikely friendship that develops between a recently divorced man and his kidney donor. The main protagonist of the series is Drew, played by Thomas Middleditch. Drew is a middle-aged therapist who finds himself in need of a kidney transplant due to his kidney failure. Enter Gina, a woman from his past played by Annaleigh Ashford, who steps into the picture and offers to donate her kidney to him. Despite their complicated history, Drew gratefully accepts her offer, leading to the beginning of an extraordinary connection. Throughout the first season, B Positive brings together a group of diverse characters who form a support system for Drew and Gina. The ensemble includes Jameela Jamil as Julia, Drew's challenging and straightforward receptionist at his therapy office. She provides comedic relief and adds a dynamic element to the show. Briga Heelan portrays Ellen, Drew's ex-wife, who reluctantly gets drawn into the world of organ donation due to her involvement in Drew's life. Sara Rue takes on the role of Gina's best friend, Roxy, who offers guidance and comic relief as Gina navigates her new role as a kidney donor. Other notable members of the cast include Izzy G. as Maddie, a teenager regularly in need of therapy, and Terrence Terrell as Eli, Drew's new roommate who also becomes his confidant. B Positive is known for its sharp, witty writing that tackles serious subjects with humor and sensitivity. The show adeptly strikes a balance between highlighting the challenges faced by organ transplant recipients and donors and the lighthearted moments that arise from the characters' interactions. With Pennette's experience in crafting engaging and heartfelt narratives, the series consistently delivers genuine moments of laughter and heartfelt emotion. In addition to its strong writing, B Positive boasts a talented cast who bring their characters to life in a compelling and authentic way. Middleditch and Ashford's on-screen chemistry is undeniable, as they explore the complexities of their characters' relationship. The supporting cast, including Jamil, Heelan, Rue, and others, add depth and layers to the story with their excellent performances. For those who want to relive the magic of B Positive or discover it for the first time, the show provides a captivating soundtrack that accompanies each episode. From catchy tunes to emotional ballads, the music enhances the storytelling and elevates the viewer's experience. Fans of the show can easily play and download these delightful sounds, immersing themselves in the world of B Positive even when they are not watching the show. B Positive (2020) - Season 1 successfully combines humor, heart, and an engaging storyline, making it a must-watch television series. With a talented cast and remarkable writing, the show captivates audiences by highlighting the strength of friendship and the power of unexpected connections. So, sit back, press play, and prepare to laugh, cry, and fall in love with the endearing characters of B Positive.
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