B Positive (2020) - Season 2 Edit

A Absolutely correct. Yes, years ago.

A and I want to show her by banging her good.

A And I'm thinking that I could be host/moderator.

A And the previous owners were so eager to sell

A Are you okay?

A bank filled with Nazi gold?

A baseball game?

A better person because of you.

A Bible.

A bit and then we can take the tour.

A bunch of my friends didn't make it home at all that day.

A car you can trust.

A decision for you.

A Drew of all trades, if you will. Hmm.

A father daughter road trip across our great land?

A few months ago, you were nothing but a but a...

A few years ago I got busted for selling fake IDs to kids.

A few years. You?

A four lane bowling alley...

A friend of mine is in surgery and I have to get there.

A good life.

A grizzly is gonna eat Gina's kidney.Relax, relax.

A handful? Don't you mean a bitch?

A health care proxy to make my decisions,

A letter.

A liberal conspiracy to poison America.

A little going away gift for you.

A little much?

A little Social Studies? ¿Un poquito Español?

A little.

A lot of people have an irregular heartbeat.

A lot of people who get transplants

A lot. Like, a lot a lot.

A lot's happened since then, so we'll see.

A month on the road really shows up in the skivvies.

A musical and a film?

A nonfat, bone dry cappuccino.

A poem?Yes.

A road trip?Yeah.

A successful architect.

A time of wonder and exploration.

A tiny, frail,

A toast.

Aah. Ow!

About a thing.

About the guy you hooked up with.

About the Orville Redenbacher Museum.

About what?

About your stupid freaking dishwasher.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Accepts me

Accepts me for me.

Act? What do you mean?

Actually, I had a great time, too.

Actually, I'd prefer it if you took a vow of silence.

Actually, I'm a bit tired.

Actually, it...Let it go.

Actually, we're gonna take the I 95 South

Actually, we're gonna take the I 95 south

Adriana says hi.

Adriana, hey. What's up?

Adriana's coming?

Adventure is the solution.

After 55 years, I'm not a part of this?

After getting hit by the passionfruit margarita bus.

After I saw that film, I named my cats

After my wife passed,

After, you know, I spend a few weeks

Again, amazing.Oh,

Again, bathroom.

Again, your fault.

Again? To dinner?

Agreed.IRENE: Yeah.

Ah, and you're holding the ten ball.

Ah, I can't believe this.

Ah, Irene.

Ah, it's Drew.

Ah, it's hard getting used to a new place.

Ah, me, too, baby.

Ah, sure. For you that's probably true.

Ah, thank you, Bert.

Ah, thank you, Gabby.

Ah, thank you. Gabby,

Ah, the best.

Ah, the long pause after I tell a woman I love her.

Ah, the long pause after I tell a woman I love her.

Ah, the seven of diamonds, everyone!

Ah, yes, the whole "pen is mightier than the sword" thing.

Ah! The three of clubs!

Ah!Oh!

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. [chuckles]

Ah. All right, you're up, kid.

Ah. Look at this. Uh.

Ah...

Alexa, normal lights.

Alexa, party lights on.

Alexa, tell the CIA agent listening

All my clothes come back stretched out.

All my tests came back normal.

All of a sudden I'm spilling my guts about Jackie

All of you. This this...

All right, bye.

All right, can I show you the game room?

All right, everybody, buckle up.

All right, everyone, it's showtime.

All right, grab a stick. You're up.

All right, guys, good seeing you.

All right, how about this?

All right, how's this?

All right, I need you to count backwards from ten.

All right, I'll let you off with a warning this time.

All right, I'll transfer you.

All right, let me put this a different way,

All right, let's get started.

All right, let's have a look.

All right, look, it was a tough day.

All right, maybe we should pull over

All right, moving on.

All right, now let's do the novocaine.

All right, well, I'll see you in six months.

All right, what else?

All right, what's going on here?

All right, what's going on?

All right, you are all set.

All right, you need to take I 90. Uh, no.

All right, you try to start a fire,

All right!

All right!Good for you.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Anything else?

All right. Come talk to Gideon.

All right. Here's a hundred bucks.

All right. Meal choices will be reduced.

All right. Thanks. Thanks, thanks. Ah.

All right. That's my teammate right there.

All right.Then I stole the identity

All the greats were guided by lists.

All the meals are included.

All the salt on a margarita glass.

All the time.

All we do is fight. Why the hell would you want

All you can hope for is somebody to talk to.

All you were trying to do is help kids drink.

ALL: No!

Along the way.

Also bought a couple of Birkin bags they're, like,

Also, don't tell Gabby.

Althea talk about her ex husband.

Althea, can you help me...Have a nice day.

Althea, do you have a moment? Oh.

Although there's no law against hiding stuff.

Although you certainly have made her life very difficult.

Although, a testament to my improvisational skills.

Although, I do have a ticket

Always good to meet a fan.

Always have been.

Alzheimer's.

Am I a car guy now?

Am I blushing? I feel like I'm blushing.

Am I not as adorable as I thought?

Amanda.

Amazing you are,

Amazing.

Among other amenities,

An actual letter. Wow.

An authentic frontier fort just off the highway.

And 30 hours of community service.

And a cigarette dipped in crystal meth.

And a pocket square would be too much,

And a thank you would be nice.

And a wrong way to do things. You get that.

And about the food.

And after I took over, we got even closer.

And also lice.

And also tell Drew.

And another two months to get her father's permission.

And as of today, she is our new administrative vice president.

And as soon as she gets the back brace off,

And asks him to fix her flat tire.

And bad boys

And broke into a cabin.

And cabana boys.

And celebrate their life.

And cheap.

And clean out your back seat.

And couldn't leave during the national anthem.

And do you know what that tells me?

And do you mind closing the door on your way out?

And eat an authentic Cubano.

And eat an authentic Cubano.

And edibles.

And exciting new breakthroughs in catheter hygiene.

And fill with water.

And for some reason, the laundry expenses

And for what it's worth,

And get me a muffin?

And get that image out of my head.

And get to the bottom of it.

And give the new room to Bette.

And good news for you:

And good.

And has a mouth on her you wouldn't believe.

And he already slept with some rando.

And he did not take it well.

And he needed my credit card.

And he said they got a divorce a couple years ago.

And he says, "Have you had any changes in your lifestyle?"

And he should because we are not a thing.

And he tore down the Berlin Wall.

And he was right.

And he won't talk to anybody.

And he would just sulk.Mm.

And he'll appreciate how

And he'll appreciate how amazing you are,

And he's a dick.

And help me turn this into the happiest place on Earth.

And her husband is angry and confused,

And here I am. A second chance, a new lease

And here.

And hit your head and hemorrhage.

And how is he handsome?

And how much happiness you bring to other people.

And how much happiness you bring to other people.

And I am focusing all my attention on you.

And I am so grateful for this one.That's...

And I am very grateful

And I can only do hand stuff.

And I can't be everywhere at once.

And I could be your wife,

And I could sing a French song for you guys.

And I decided to stay here, it's been weird.

And I don't feel like I'm equipped to handle any of it.

And I don't get what I want...

And I don't know the names of all the orderlies.

And I got some good news about your case.

And I have done it, and it was a huge letdown.

And I heard the whole damn thing through the wall.

And I just needed something to take the edge off.

And I know it seems weird,

And I love him.

And I loved her last Instagram.

And I made him wait a long time before I told him I wasn't.

And I never saw her again.

And I realized how lucky I am.

And I really believe

And I saw all their faces,

And I sure as hell can't compete with a place

And I sure as hell don't know how to compete

And I take it Harry doesn't agree.

And I think they need to talk to a professional.

And I think you feel something, too. Otherwise,

And I thought it was me.

And I thought maybe we could grab some coffee.

And I thought, "No way."

And I told her not to come.

And I want him to see what he's missing.

And I want to make a toast to my lady Gina

And I will be, the moment you wake up.

And I will see you...

And I won't waste your time asking how you're doing.

And I... I hate myself for thinking like that.

And I'd also like to introduce you to my friend Gideon,

And I'll be damned if I'm gonna let you ruin it for me.

And I'll drink regular milk.

And I'll fly to Wisconsin. Enjoy Florida."

And I'll I'll take your cognitive...

And I'll throw in a gift card

And I'm a be with you every step of the way.

And I'm asking you all for another chance.

And I'm buying a condo.

And I'm gonna have to give that speech

And I'm gonna keep losing them.

And I'm like, "Hey, who cares? I've got cancer."

And I'm like, "How the hell do you think I am?

And I'm not really a resident.

And I'm on hold.

And I'm so sorry.

And I'm still waiting for that thank you.

And I've been wanting to say this for weeks,

And if I lose that...

And if you want to tell the doctor

And if you're good, an in room movie.

And in large print.

And is Bette who you go to

And is the job done?

And it did, and then... and then it didn't.

And it doesn't have to be a woman.

And it has nothing to do with my sister not wanting me here?

And it was like a pipe burst.

And it was like, bam, instant connection.

And it's like I don't even care.

And it's not smoking!

And just forget the whole idea?

And just listen to me. The last couple of weeks,

And just so you know, I don't watch...

And just the one eye there.

And keeper of heaven's gates.LUDLUM: Mm.

And left me $48 million!

And living life to the fullest was actually honoring her.

And make our way west to the Grand Tetons.

And make our way west to the Grand Tetons.

And maybe bring some flowers.

And maybe ease up on the show tunes?

And more importantly, I'm done listening.

And no one came in to work the night shift.

And not just a dollar sign?

And not that it's any of your business,

And now I have $48 million.

And now I'm getting the silent treatment,

And now I'm ruining a man's life and destroying his family.

And now these people are my life.

And now this.

And now you're both better than ever.

And obviously, we didn't use the full hour,

And on our honeymoon.

And once you renovate Harry's room, we can consult the list.

And peanut butter!

And play with the other children.

And put chains on the tires.

And put it together.Oh, Harry.

And reactivate the old Tinder account.

And remember, it's just temporary.

And right on cue.

And rude? You didn't even come to my husband's funeral.

And saw Bert showering in the sprinklers.

And she couldn't have been more clear.

And she inherited millions of dollars.

And she just blows me off like nothing I say matters.

And she met her Arthur a year later.

And she wears diapers.

And so it begins.

And so now that she's...

And so...

And some of the residents said they never felt more alive.

And sometimes I even slept in my office.

And Spencer.

And start 'er up.

And sterilizing your catheters, but now

And Sundays were for Beth and Meredith.

And that right there

And that's bad?Yes,

And that's Harry.[sighs]

And that's not fair to either of us.

And that's perfectly understandable.

And the dull roar of the CPAP machines doesn't help.

And the left spout is lactose free!

And the most beautiful bartender you've ever seen.

And the second half is alliterative.

And the van driver is having a full mental breakdown.

And then doesn't make fun of you for crying when you're done.

And then for the rest of my life, every time

And then hit the all you can eat buffet.

And then in my version, it would be "lefty incorrect y."

And then loop back around to your room.

And then maybe after, you could, uh...

And then one day, Stanley showed up before Norma got home,

And then she ripped me off.

And then she ripped me off.

And then they'll die, and I I can't handle that.

And then they're pretty wonderful.

And then told me it was a mistake.

And then when she sang,

And there it is.

And there will be.And cream cheese?

And there's a reason nobody called you at all.

And there's a steam shower and a heated floor.

And there's more.

And there's nothing lamebrained

And therefore we should respect the list

And this could be

And this is educational fun, the best kind.

And this is our day room,

And this is weather.All right.

And this man is stealing it from us.

And this shizzle is working.

And this year... she's black!

And toss the mattress.Oh, no.

And transform the waste into urine.

And travel the country.

And walked out of my room?Hey,

And we appreciate everything that you're doing...

And we could have Norma come along as my mom

And we could have Norma come along as my mom who I love,

And we do the assisting.

And we started talking.

And we're all rooting for you.

And we're miserable.[chuckles]

And we're not at work.Hmm.

And we're on for our date? I I mean, it's not a date date.

And what do we know about Amanda?

And what happened to you the the first night on the road?

And what is that job?

And when I graduated, I got recruited to be the head chef

And when they die, it feels like

And when they do have it, they're cocky sons of bitches.

And when they go, a whole new batch

And when you were sick,

And whoever is picked gets the room.

And yet appropriate.

And you ain't no Sinatra.

And you can see for yourself.

And you don't want to share it.

And you enjoy every moment

And you got to be careful.

And you make Drew

And you need some time to figure that out?

And you need to refill the hand sanitizer stations,

And you remember that when you're able to run

And you remember that when you're able to run and play

And you want this to continue, right?

And you're all I have left.

And you're gonna punt?

And you're just getting started.

And you've gotten a little wider.

And your remote's in a baggie in your toilet tank.

And, also, we'll be losing half of the overnight staff.

And, uh, you must be the...

And, uh, you must be the...

And?I'm filled with regret.

And?Vodka.

And... [sighs]

Another prospective resident

Another prospective resident has chosen Golden Horizons over us.

Another time?

Another time. We need to be more social.

Any chance someone else could drive the van tomorrow night?

Any news?Not yet.

Any number of people.

Any regrets?

Any suggestions?

Anybody seen Bert?

Anybody want to try this baby on me?

Anybody?

Anyhow, I'm at the top of the list.

Anyone would be lucky to die here.

Anything to make you think she feels the same way?

Anyway, have a good night!Bye!

Anyway, uh, he was on a date,

Anyway, your appetizer

Apologies to those who sit near me.

Apparently left something in his will for you.

Approved, approved.

Are celebrating our anniversary.

Are exactly where they need to be.

Are there support groups for rich, unhappy people?

Are we missing anyone?NORMA: Well, everyone else

Are we sleeping together tonight?

Are we trying to give these people a nice place to live

Are you a merciful woman?

Are you crazy?Yeah.

Are you dying again?

Are you feeling okay?

Are you flirting with me?

Are you going mountain climbing?

Are you kidding me? It was my pleasure.

Are you kidding me? We have a reservation.

Are you kidding? You just saw

Are you not listening?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?What?

Are you serious?

Are you still high from last night?

Are you still in your funk?

Are you sure about that?

Are you sure about that?

Are you sure you don't want to say a few words?

Are you sure you should be

Are you sure you're ready for this?

Are you sure?

Are you taking your pain meds?

Are you unhappy with it?

Are you watching this game?

Aren't you a couple?

Around where?

As a former police officer,

As a matter of fact,

As if you were my own daughter.

As long as it's funny.

As soon as I can save up the money.

As soon as I get my meds figured out,

As was sharing my feelings with you.

As you all know, I bought this place

As you lie alone in bed tonight, consider this,

ASHER: Well, if it isn't

Asher.

Asher.

Ashes in the ocean thing?

Ask her where she gets her yoga pants.

Ask Ramon. He was there.

Assessment.

At a bar I hung out in, in college.

At an old age home, and now he is gone, and and...

At every lamebrain tourist trap?

At JFK at 7:00. Can you pick me up?

At least I know the sex will be good.

At least when I get my belly rubbed, I say thank you.

At remembering.

At the Connecticut State Prison For Women.

At the crack of dawn, dicing onions,

At the Mexican place across the street

At the psychopath I just took to dinner.

At the spot we got engaged,

At Valley Hills?

At whatever shoe store or liquor store we want?

At your job. Hmm.

Attaboy!

Attention! Hello, everybody.

Aunt Gina. Just call her Aunt Gina.

Australia?

Aw, I'm so glad.

Aw, look at that. It...

Aw, thank you. [chuckles]

Aw, that's nice.

Aw, who cares? No one's gonna see it.

Aw.

Aw. [grunting rhythmically]Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Aw. Ooh, and I want to make a toast to Adriana.

Aw. That is so sweet.

Aww.

Aww...

Ay...

Baby back ribs, baby.

Back in the day, I had a perfect hangover cure.

Back to bed!

Back up a little.

Bad move.

Bad people.

Badinage? Is that like tying people up?

Based on what I heard from my room, it was a one minute set.

Basically a vicious flying rat.

BASKIN: Time's a wastin'.

Be prepared, there's more where that came from!

Be safe.

Beating up on the little guy?

Because a gay Black man touched her arm.

Because everybody deserves a...

Because everybody else is.

Because he doesn't know any of your names.

Because he was my husband, and you're my sister.

Because I don't know where they've been

Because I fooled you.

Because I'm not eight years old.

Because it's great, not because of cognitive decline.

Because Mrs. Ludlum would normally cut me a check.Uh huh.

Because of some list.

Because of the mustache? I bet you I can get him to shave.

Because the first half rhymes,

Because there's something

Because they didn't get their meds,

Because you believed in me.

Because you're gay, but it'd be a lot sexier

Because you're gonna love them together.

Because, you know,

Been there.

Beer gives me the toots.

Before I could tell her how I feel,

Before I say anything,

Before I work up the courage to ask her.

Before she starts her new job. [chuckles]

Before we grow old and die."

Before we start, I'd like to introduce our newest resident...

Being of service to you and making your lives better

Being sick with the alcoholism and whatnot,

Being the boss and all.

Believe it or not, I canbe high maintenance.

Believe me, I should know.

Believe what you want.

Bert is gonna do it, and he can't cheat,

Bert, have you hired a new dishwasher?

Bert, I don't want to.Take a bite.

Bert, I I am sorry.

Bert, I see greatness in you.

Bert, not now.

Bert, we need to talk.

Bert, what are you doing?

Bert, what is this?

Bert, why don't you tell them what you just told me.

BERT: Not to be disrespectful,

BERT: Oh.

Bert!

Bert.

Bert. Bert, I...

Besides your constant nagging?

Best president ever.

Bette and Spencer had sex.

Bette needs the key card for the new room

BETTE: As you lie alone

BETTE: Excuse me,

BETTE: Mine's simpler.

Bette?

Bette's a special lady,

Better be Connery, the only real Bond.

Better.

Between you and me, most of the East Coast rappers come

Big numbers.

Big one. Two, three footer.

Big smiles, everyone!

Big? Is that "woke" for fat? Ooh.

Bite me.

Bluff called.

Bon appétit.

Bon appétit.

Bond, a wound, if you will.

Boop. [chuckles]

BOTH: Oh.

BOTH: This is not about you.

Boy, do I get it.

Boy, I wish.

Boy, is that true.

Bread pudding is sitting in here like a rock.

Breaker, breaker, good buddy. Keep an eye out for Smokey.

Bright side

Bring it in.

Bringing flowers to his dead wife

Broke my back on the job.

Broke my heart, but pushing me to be better.

BT dubs, that's a ham sandwich...

BT dubs, that's a ham sandwich...

Buh buh buh buh buh!

But a company like Golden Horizons won't treat

But a few nights a week,

But a van driver.

But all they want is salt and pepper.

But at least no animals were killed.

But can't we have a little fun along the way?

But certainly a sandwich or a finger food.

But come on in, sit down.

But could've been worse.

But every time I try, I lose the nerve.

But fine, come on.

But for future reference, I'm not a fan

But have the best time.

But he always treated me like I was a real person,

But he's on the homestretch like you guys.

But his heart is in the right place.

But honestly...

But I am enjoying myself.

But I bought a burial plot from you about a year ago.

But I can't accept.

But I can't help feeling what I feel.

But I do feel

But I felt like finding love again

But I found us some provisions.

But I get it you have your hands full.

But I got a good feeling about Roy.

But I got rid of it to make room for my K Cups.

But I guess I'm just, um...

But I have an awful sister, too.

But I haven't driven it anywhere.

But I hear it through the wall.

But I honestly thought

But I know

But I know you're watching over me, Coco.

But I stayed up late last night."

But I think I finally pulled off a good one.

But I was always too clumsy, too slow,

But I was in renal failure,

But I was thinking about taking an ad out

But I was wondering if the cemetery might buy it back?

But I will take two books of Forever stamps.

But I...No, no, no, no!

But I'd like to see you happy.

But I'll always be grateful for our time together.

But I'm at the top of the list.What list?

But I'm glad you're not leaving.

But I'm good.

But I'm not even sure, I...

But I'm not sure if it's the right time.

But I'm on a sabbatical while I go on a journey

But I'm still gonna have to pass.

But I'm your girlfriend.

But I've got a lot of medical bills from Meredith.

But I've never been to me.

But if things go the way I hope,

But if you are not gonna get the hip surgery,

But if you do anything to piss me off,

But if you go, I go, too.

But if you had to guess?

But if you keep wandering off, then you're going

But instead I'm looking at Ryan Seacrest

But it is my intention to let her know how I feel about her,

But it turns out they're just mountains.

But just, uh,

But most important, I really do love my job,

But most of the residents can't work the Uber app.

But my instinct is to help him.

But now every time I go into a room, you leave.

But now that she's, you know...

But now you're better, so...

But one thing I learned while living on the road is,

But otherwise, yeah, good.

But really that was just an excuse just...

But she left me her thoughts.

But she's got this place to worry about,

But sorry, still no.

But talking helped me.

But thank you.

But that's not what this is.Think about it.

But the guy was in a coma for half of it.

But the monster is a retirement home with better rates.

But then I realized I was just trying to use you

But they are towing your car.

But things have been good, right?

But this is cool.

But this is scary.Yeah.

But turns out, a spooky Brit speaking French

But we all know that pastry chefs can be fickle.

But we never did, so I thought maybe we could

But we're understaffed,

But what can you do? Raising kids:

But what we're looking for is a place that treats its residents

But what you don't know is

But what?

But who knows with women. They are the original deceivers.

But with fewer STDs.

But yeah, total bitch.

But yes, it was mainly me.

But you are making a huge difference

But you can't do that. I have to know where you are.

But you do paint a picture.

But you don't care. Bye.

But you get the idea!

But you got the entire endangered species list.

But you got to give the people what they want.

But you have to pay me back that $300.

But you just said...

But you kind of turned the night into a staff meeting.

But you need to know

But Zyrtec lasts longer.

But, hey, look, the good news is,

But, I gotta tell you, right after that,

But, like, you know, how you care about a friend

But, uh, but back to why I'm here.

But, uh, I had trouble moving on, too

But, uh, what the heck, I have a whole roll of Tums.

But, uh, yeah, okay.

But, um, I just need a moment.