💬 It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)

A a hard boiled egg, it's not really

A a thrill like you wouldn't believe.

A And keep this kind of good focus in mind

A And you should makethe most of that, right? But...

A And, yeah, maybe it won't playin Middle America,

A cherry racket?

A female perspective.

A gay... gay ass love story.

A goat is to be sacrificed.

A haircut like that, but I'm gonna do it anyway,

A hat? Are you talking about their hair?

A jumper? You think you could die from that height?

A little bit cooler and then this totally creates shade.

A little bit of a tricky situation here.

A little comedy hat or something.

A lot better now, but you looked fine.

A man by the name of Bryan O'Brien

A man named Colonel Washington has stolen a formula

A perfectly good casaba melon?

A plunger? Oh, man, we don't really even have a plunger

A pollen covered man offeringto carry a a perfectly well man.

A shit ton of attention for the liberal press.

A unification of the human condition.

A very specific diet; we like to eat pretty clean.

A war zone? I was in the Wing Zone.

A weapon that could destroy millions of lives.

Aah! (groaning loudly)

About a guy named Vince?

About the cherries, so we had to find other buyers

About which shell creatures we do or don't prefer

About your lack of elbow mass for weeks.

Absolutely not. I forbid it.

Absolutely. Yeah, you guys, you guys hit the hay.

AC kills the battery.

According to this, his employees all hated him,

Actually legalizes public urination.

Actually means 20 minutes away, okay?

Actually, I did pee back there a little bit.

Actually, I don't. Scratch that. I...

Actually, I slurped that up, too,

Actually, Terry, I should tell you this.

After a few minutes, Mac, you jab him

After Cricket fondles the cherries,

After you jammed me in the titwith your scrawny little elbow.

Again, Dennis, what am I having?

Again, I didn't make this movie.

Ah, come on, it's me! It's Charlie! Remember?

Ah, damn it.

Ah, Dennis g... Dennis nailed it.

Ah, Frank sent us here to blackmail you,

Ah, I love that it does that, too.

Ah, I'm starting to see a little bit of a pattern here,

Ah, man, global warming. It's out of control.

Ah, so you're in on Frank's cherry scheme?

Ah, sure, I catch.

Ah, the hell with it.

Ah, this makeup is making me sick.

Ah, we got a tough guy, eh?

Ah, who gives a shit, man? There's always

Ah.

Ah. Annoying bird.

Ah. Yeah. Not tipping you either, so don't even ask.

Algorithm wise, what have we learned here today?

All alone, by yourself, to see what's out there?

All I want to know is who poisoned you?

All I'm saying is you don't have to text, like,

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All of her fans, she got her show canceled,

All right, all right.

All right, baby.

All right, can we just go to the meer...?

All right, dude. You know what?

All right, fine, just get me a pen and I'll write 'em down.

All right, go... (groans)

All right, guys, so in summation,

All right, here's a riddle. Uh...

All right, it was all my fault,but it was an honest mistake.

All right, let let let's get back there.

All right, let me have it. Pile it on me.

All right, let's just get out there.

All right, listen. U Uh, Mac, Mac.

All right, look, I'm not tryingto bring the mood down, guys.

All right, nice. At least somebody's out there

All right, so how does one go about figuring out

All right, so let's dig deeper, shall we?

All right, so...

All right, street rat, I want to know

All right, this one's smart, I'll give her that,

All right, walk me through what's happening here.

All right, well, can we justwalk back to the bar? Let's go.

All right, well, while you guys were in here

All right, what about me? Where's my incentive?

All right, you know what? Look, um, I have an idea.

All right?

All right? And for the last time,

All right? Dee, stop being so emotional.

All right? I'm not gonna get butchered

All right? Let's do it again. Where is the ice?

All right? Of course I have candy.

All right? We'll just Let's just get into bed,

All right.

All right. Get out there and kick some ass, pal.

All right. Goodbye, goon.

All right. I'll also take a drink.

All right. See you in a few years.

All right. So, what we have here

All right. Well, I'm just gonna update everybody.

All right. What are we gonna do

All the raw dog loads he drops.

All you have to do is say the first thing that comes into your head.

ALL: Divided, we fall. United, we roll.

ALL: Four, three,

ALL: No man left behind!

ALL: Yeah!

Also, looks like it's the only one.

Ammonia bleach cocktail, aka the Janitor's Helper.

An accurate representation of of the human head

An ice cube?

And with Frank, you know

And also clean my apartment?

And also that, uh, Mac is a raging flamer,

And also, you know, the cheese you've eaten,

And an Uber just goes flying by me

And and and what about our reputation, man?

And and even our art,

And and I'm not proud of it, but I, uh...

And and it all meant nothing?

And and it's also...

And and later on, he meets someone.

And and maybe it's not even ready for the mainstream,

And and, plus, when I think about it,

And Anna the scullery maid?

And asked them if they were Dominican.

And at high risk for injury anddisease and choking on things.

And because of the copious requests for butt eating,

And blow an air horn repeatedlyinto its ear canal.

And come bring it to a real American?"

And cut.

And Dee Day ends officially in

And doing something fun out there.

And don't come down until I tell you to. And Dee

And don't steal my shit, you stupid bird faced bitch!

And don't you see how God came through you

And ended with the dark truth.

And everything to do with you controlling my body

And extreme in their policing of sexuality

And for that we need to understand his state of mind.

And for that, we got to go back to the algorithm.

And Frank resells them to the bars for a neat little markup

And get me, like, some chicken wings.

And get out of here. Hey, hey, guys, you know,

And go get it ourselves? Hey, guys,

And God forbids it.

And have an arbitration aboutwhat words we can and can't use

And have them deliver some ice.

And he comes up to the glass,

And he doesn't want to have to repeat himself.

And he drove himself to a wishing well

And he he he's not gonna be able to survive the...

And he wants me to not want it.

And he was a real buzzkill, literally.

And he was thinking, this is a thing now, like, from now on.

And he will be punished accordingly.

And he would explain everything.

And he's banging on the glass like the dumb ape he is.

And helping the environment.

And his family barely knew him.I mean,

And his name is John ThunderGun.

And I also made a pretty sweet Insta Story

And I can't tell where my pinky is.

And I don't want to...

And I don't... They hung up.

And I feel sad for a very long...

And I got a little nap in, so, you know, I'm back.

And I had your back, too, with the plan.

And I have to say, I am very impressed that you were able

And I I can't even begin to count the number

And I I really appreciated that, bro.

And I just made my way in.

And I knew it was only a matter of time

And I know that I could never replace him.

And I know we're supposed to be cool with this, 'cause, like,

And I like that the bathroom down the hall is so close.

And I never heard from you again.

And I rubbed down his calves,

And I shower Dee with compliments

And I think I know what we have to do to save Thunder Gun.

And I want Dennis to seethat I can make my own decision.

And I want it stricken from the record.

And I want to shine for you, Dennis, so I'm just...

And I want you to ram him, all right?

And I was sexy as hell

And I was sexy as hell.

And I was still in the dark.

And I... gastronomical.

And I'll always save you from now on, I promise.

And I'll clean up your office.

And I'm gonna help you.

And I'm just gonna go lie down on my bed. I feel so awful.

And I'm not gonna have any candy 'cause candy's for the kids.

And I'm sitting here all alone.

And I've depleted my electrolytes,

And if I kick them out, then they'll tattle on me to God.

And if I refuse?

And if it doesn't splatter to bits,

And if memory serves,

And if we can't stop them from making stupid

And if we decide to leave, we're gonna leave.

And if we put our minds to it,

And if you do have to use the bathroom,

And if you don't, my dog is gonna die.

And in case you're wondering how I got in the building,

And in the end, he falls in love with an ugly one,

And it feels desperate, you know what I mean?

And it just so happened the bad guy was a female.

And it said, "It all meant nothing."

And it says that they kiss,

And it's an awful smell.

And it's not natural. You know what I mean?

And it's off putting, and it's not a good color on you.

And it's rounded, so you don't have a chance

And just text us when he gets here.

And keep this dog alive.

And like all great plays,

And look at me. I'm doing great.

And make more waste by having a big smoke spewing truck

And make sure everything's all good.

And my first topic?

And needs to be "picked up from school" ASAP.

And not one of them bang 'em and bin 'em joints.

And not the least bit anti Semitic.

And now Frank was dancing the porcelain rumba.

And now he get to go out and bewhatever the hell he want to be.

And now I have to tape his ankles.

And now I'm being forced to listen to her feelings?

And now I'm Dee shaming,

And now it's my turn.

And over and over again, you know?

And pass this uncoordinated monkey.

And pay to see them, then they will continue to make them.

And people are gonna start dying.

And plus, there's no doggypaternity test to actually prove

And pop me another can of this cat food.

And punch their tickets to an all night ceiling go round.

And put on some of your makeup...

And put your mommy in a real nice home?

And saying I urinated all over the backseat of his car.

And scent marked all over himself.

And see if that helps you?

And see that you need me as well.

And selfish choices, then we need to give them a place

And she takes that anger out on the children.

And since you want to walk the walk,

And sing "Oh! Susanna."

And snipe those other kids' bases.

And soda.

And stick my fingers in the garnish stations.

And summer in.

And teetotalers

And that is the trick. That's how you do it.

And that upsets the natural balance of things.

And that we should help him do it.

And that, I believe, is the reason

And that's depleted me even more,

And that's locked in, so we're good.

And that's no good. I don't want to be that.

And that's what we figured out works a long time ago.

And that's what we're gonna do, goddamn it.

And that's when trouble walked in like it always does,

And that's why I'm feeling a little bit better, so...

And the formula works, you knowwhat I mean? Uh, you can...

And the joy of it was that there were people popping off

And their bodies became soft and feeble and and round

And then after 15 minutes or so of that,

And then all of his friends moved in for the kill.

And then at the end, then you can,

And then came over with an empty pizza box?

And then everybody forgets thatyou ever smelled up the place?

And then he bangs her, and she gets dead.

And then he's gonna depend on meto take care of him,

And then I did it, and now what am I supposed to do?

And then I took a bunch of toilet paper.

And then I was gonna do it with her.

And then I was like, "Follow me."

And then put it back on, like a plug?

And then put your dog out its misery.

And then replaced the wallet without her seeing.

And then she gets dead, and that sets up

And then she spit in my mouth, Dennis.

And then turn it right back off.

And then we can discuss.

And then we could be known as a suicide bar,

And then we took a fantastic rideshare home.

And then we'll do some layups.

And then we'll figure something out tomorrow, man.

And then we'll move on to the next thing.

And then y'all take the same vehicle to different places.

And then, Charlie, go poop, and then we'll get started.

And then, in the middle of the night

And then, most importantly, judge

And there's only two things you can do in the dark:

And these pea brains are probably forgetting their parts

And they offered us Red Lobster gift cards.

And they weren't even sharp.

And they're as sexually free as we hoped.

And they're made up by men.

And they're not hungry anymore.

And this is the first time I'm having fun in this game.

And this port just ah, shit, it's you.

And threatened to rat me out to my parole officer.

And threw himself down it.

And to keep everything kosher, all right?

And to movie audiences all over the world

And was told there was going to be a sacrifice.

And we are right on schedule.

And we can't let Big Mo come in here!

And we could charge triple in places

And we don't know

And we got all thedolla dolla bills we need and...

And we have been carefully selected to provide it.

And we need to protect it.

And we want to make sure that...

And we were in constant communication,

And we will spend our days together,

And we're gonna comb through that for any

And we're gonna shove it in their face...

And we're...

And were enrolled in pilot school.

And what am I supposed to do?

And what he needs now is me.

And what I do with my property is my business.

And when is the end of the game?

And when to be at all times.

And who cares about that? I don't care about that.

And why are a bunch of childrenin the exhibit as well?

And why is it up to me to decide

And would love to crash, if that's okay.

And yet not one hang.

And you can hide.

And you can only get 'em here.

And you can't complain, otherwise you're gonna get

And you don't know how texting works?

And you got to listen to me.

And you had to take other jobs and make ends meet.

And you ruined everything with your goddamn wings, okay?

And you ruined it with your texting nonsense.

And you you add sort of like a monster element to the game

And you!

And, buddy, I found enough beef to open a hamburger store.

And, gentlemen, if we do that, well, the world is our oyster.

And, ideally, you go from metacarpal straight to bicep,

And, like, be a dad for while...

And, look, while some people are saying,

And, therefore, their choice.

And, uh, and now he gets to be whatever he wanna be.

And, uh, I would consider some visitations.

And, uh, yeah.

And, uh, you know, don't let anyone see you

And, well, I just watched 90 minutes of one,

And, you know, so that Mac and Dee can shoot their bases

And...

And... kiss my ass, dirtbag.

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Another day of Dee.

Another thing I don't have to think about.

Anything can make you throw up

Anyway, they're on their way.

Anyway, you guys want in on this with me?

Are trying to bring back. A An event.

Are up to our eyebrows in Viennese gash.

Are we gonna get the candy, or are you gonna keep it

Are you all right?

Are you insane?! We can't just play!

Are you not pleased?

Are you okay?

Are you pissing on me?

Are you pissing on me?!

Are you still here?

Are you talking about pornography theaters?

Are you trying to say, uh, "meat cube"?

Aren't making as much money anymore.

Arnold Schwarzenegger voice that's, like, so funny?

Arousal and your face and words. I...

As a plot device or a sex trophy.

As a powerful weapon.

As a team, as a community.

As in maraschino.

As in Maximum Cool and said,

As long as I don't cut my hair?

As much mine as it is hers, you know what I mean?

As we all know, you guys just love to talk and talk about

Ask him what he's working that toe with.

At 76 degrees to conserve energy.

At a bar.

At a conference, and she introduced him

At each other. It was dark.

At least let me finish my drink first.

At least once in every 24 hour period.

At the end of what?

At the exhibit entrance? Excuse me, sir?

At the same time.

At this point, you know.

At, like like, 50. Almost hit me!

Attention? Love?

Aw, c... Too late, Dee. Come on.

Aw, come on. Too late, Dee.

Aw, goddamn it. Where is Frank? I just...

Aw...

Baby, I'll do anything you want.

Back when we were gonna have the Memorial Day party,

Bad guy was black.

Baldness.

Bangin'.

Based on what the argument I'm trying to make.

Basically, what we've concluded is that it would actually

Basketball is exactly what I should be doing.

Bathrooms at zoos are, like,

Be good for the bar if this guy jumps and dies.

Because yes, is the Earth getting unbearably hot?

Because all of the women are dead.

Because buses are wastefuland more importantly disgusting.

Because Charlie and I can jumpto action and save Frank's life.

Because I can.

Because I can't... they get so high up in the register.

Because I choose to, and there'snothing you can do about it.

Because I do feel like the shakes are finally kicking in

Because I don't want to make it feel bad.

Because I think we can probably stay

Because I wanted the candy, but I was gonna share it with you.

Because I'm just here to beg for my job back,

Because is is that just what he wants you to believe?

Because it all means nothing

Because it it gave me a r...

Because it's good, you know?

Because it's what any decent person would do,

Because modern technology has figured this out for us.

Because now I feel like you want it.

Because of people like you, the studios felt like

Because of political correctness.

Because of streaming, and most importantly,

Because rated R movies

Because she feels so undeservingof compliments

Because th that's blue,and you don't like blue, Dennis.

Because that makes her unlikable.

Because that makes him angry and subservient,

Because that was just kind of looking good, so I figured...

Because that's where the faith comes in.

Because the texting keeps us all on the same page.

Because we stop playing the game...

Because we want something, and we know we deserve it,

Because what Greg needed was Teddy.

Because when Greg gets out of the shower,

Because you're very valuable to the formula.

Because, uh, I also use one called "StolenMovies.free."

Because, you know, Frank and I have

Bed 'em and dead 'em.

Before I started chewingthe food of some crazy old man.

Before they get here, we got to lay down some ground rules.

Before you knew what hit you,

Before you tried to poison me, too.

Being happy isn't the goal.

Bet you're wondering how I got into this mess.

Better for us than we can think for ourselves.

Big Grindr spots for closeted dads.

Big Mo.

Bigwig. Deep pockets.

Biscuit? Why, you little...

Bitch, you don't think I'm a doctor?

Blended up pizza and soda shakes?

Bloop. He's in the trash.

Blowing all over the place, but thank you.

Blue? You're gonna go blue? Don't go blue.

Bohemians with no sexual boundaries.

Boil them shits for an hour.

Both reached for the plunger at the same time?

BOTH: ...so you finish it on the radiator.

BOTH: Text us when Frank gets here!

Boy, has he got you trained

Break it down, act by act?

Breaking news right now. Uh, there's some clarification.

Breathing directly intoyour mouth. There's no room. No.

Bryan O'Brien most definitely would kill himself.

Bullshit! Then why aren't you hanging with me?!

Bus station.

But also, "I forgive you." I understood everything.

But anyway, it's oysters for me. (chuckles)

But as long as we are unhappy for long enough,

But don't worry.

But feelings are irrelevant in the face of facts.

But first, let me fix a drink.

But Frank called in that bomb threat.

But he spent his life building this empire,

But he won't stand for it.

But he'll be very impressed

But he's still hanging on to his youth.

But how are your feet feeling, though?

But how is this the twist?

But I ain't never taken no babies out the dog.

But I can save one person, all right?

But I did it for us, to draw us closer together.

But I do fuck with dogs,

But I don't have time for this.

But I don't need a roommate.

But I I get it. I I understand.

But I I... I may get sick, but it won't be clams.

But I know how to control myself.

But I need you to sit tight.

But I shaved it all offto the nub. It never grew back.

But I wanted to come and hang out with you guys.

But I'd like to make a peace offering.

But I'm funnier. (chuckles)

But I'm going to the meerkats. I'm not going with you.

But I'm talking about the rest of the makeup,

But I'm trying to turn that all around,

But I've always kind of seen myself as a yodeler.

But if people don't respect you,

But if the guy falls head first, now that'd be a death jump.

But if we don't,

But if you want Dennis to really depend on you,

But if you're gonna join me,

But is that a world that we want to live in?

But it doesn't matter what we doif it's all predetermined.

But it doesn't matter. That's offensive, okay?

But it gave you a sense of something bigger than yourself.

But it just, it seems like it's gonna be annoying.

But it was worth itjust to see his little ass cry.

But it was, I have to say, fortunate

But it'll win a ton of awards, and it'll get

But it's not like we ever win anything.

But it's time to let Big Mo have it.

But know this.

But let's see if we can...

But my gun still makes noise.

But not today. Today, it's you

But now it's done. It's done now.

But now you got this, like, liberal wave

But once you get to know Vince, you'd like him even less

But recently the girlfriend, she's disappeared

But still a work in progress.

But that's because the guy in 4Bwent berserk and ripped it off.

But that's dead and buried now,man, and you got to move on.

But that's not what I'm talking about.

But the algorithm is actually telling us

But the one time I tried it, I looked so much like my mom, it scared me.

But the one time I tried it,I looked so much like my mom,it scared me.

But the point is I took care of him.

But the trick is to melt the cheese on the outside.

But then I went into the salon,and the woman refused to see me.

But then we had to cancel it because of the blizzard.

But then, your mommy got sick,

But there was a snag in the plan.

But there's, like, something's dropping off

But this mess is too big for your mop.

But this time, I wasn't...

But wait, l let me, let meease your mind about something.

But we have a hardware store down the street.

But we have breaking news.

But we must return to our country.

But we were making too much money,

But we will return here exactly one year from today.

But what?

But what's mine is mine.

But when he does ooh, boy.

But when we stop,you think they're gonna throw us

But when you said that thing about "C lions,"

But whose butt?

But why poison me?

But why? I mean, wh...

But you don't want to burn thatcheese, right, so you...

But you go down on the floor?

But you know what else Rutherford be?

But you lose 'em 'cause they bounce too high.

But you try and gouge me again,you son of a bitch,

But you won't fear him because he's most likely a pussy.

But you'll be back.

But you're ruining our favorite movie! Uh... (exhales)

But your opinions are valuable to us.

But, dude, something, besides this violent Euro ass play,

But, guys, seriously, we got to stay vigilant, okay?

But, I mean, these are young, sexually viable women

But, look, maybe I can fill that void, you know,

But, of course, I was taking my cues from you.

But, uh, good. Charlie.

But, uh, I certainly didn't do it to Frank.

But, uh, oh, look at this, looks like he also, uh,

But, um, I'm I'm done. I'm moving on.

But, you know, we can't restuntil every single woman is free

Butt eating? Where are you getting that from?

By by by cranking the AC down below the recommended,

By taking stinky buses all over town when you can just hop

By the look on your face, that you really were sorry

By the way, I'm not the onethat passed out halfway through

C Correct.

Can figure out that she needs to be free and find love.

Can I admit something to you?

Can I ask you guys a question?

Can I get a Red 40?

Can I say something, though? I think this is for the best.

Can we just please go to the meerkats, dude?

Can we start over? Uh...

Can you at least acknowledge

Can you just come and get him, please?

Cantaloupes is your answer, because if you're

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Causing her to sleep late and miss the boat, okay?

Charged me 20 extra bucks for this one.

Charlie made it work.

Charlie screwed up the whole thing with the valet.

Charlie,

Charlie, are you still eating that pie? I poisoned it.

Charlie, come quick. Something awful, just awful's happened.

Charlie, come with me; I need someone to video me

Charlie, do you not know what a riddle is?

Charlie, I don't know what "diarrhea poisoned" means,

Charlie, shut up! I'm done with your plans.

Charlie, the feet are feeling real good.

Charlie, this is weird as shit.

Charlie, we're here to watch, analyze, critique,

Charlie, what are you doing, man? What are you

Charlie, will you please throwthis shake in Mac's face for me?

CHARLIE: All right, Frank, you don't want to talk names?

CHARLIE: And where are they even coming from, dude?

CHARLIE: Constantly want to eat like...

CHARLIE: Hang on, Dee.

CHARLIE: He's getting all nose deep

CHARLIE: He's gonna do what he's gonna do. Wow.

CHARLIE: Hello... oh, my God!

CHARLIE: Hey, what do you think he looks like?

CHARLIE: I don't know.

CHARLIE: I suppose I should start at the end.

CHARLIE: I'm pretty sure Dennis has candy.

CHARLIE: It's a good reminder that food is a thing.

CHARLIE: It's all men and she was the one lady.

CHARLIE: Just so you know, you look...

CHARLIE: Let's go back to when it all began.

CHARLIE: Lot, lot of pictures of food. I love that.

CHARLIE: Mop the floor. That's easy enough.

CHARLIE: Oh, lions are cool, man.

CHARLIE: Oh, shit, though. We'regoing down the leaderboard, man!

CHARLIE: Oh, shit. Wait. Who's this?

CHARLIE: So Cricket had contaminated the wrong guy's cherries

CHARLIE: That's Poppins, isn't it?

CHARLIE: The next day, I hit the pavement

CHARLIE: There, there, sweetheart.

CHARLIE: This is so exciting.

CHARLIE: Uh, guys, I I'd like to raise a glass to Frank.

CHARLIE: Uh, no, what...?

CHARLIE: Well, that about sewed it up.

CHARLIE: Well, the title of the move is terrible.

CHARLIE: Well, this is where you came in.

CHARLIE: What are you working on over here, pal?

CHARLIE: Whoa. Frankie.

CHARLIE: Why?

CHARLIE: Yeah, like, European backpacking chicks

CHARLIE: Yeah, man, don't tell me

CHARLIE: Yeah, so,

CHARLIE: You... (stammers)

Charlie.

Charlie. What are you doing here? Who sent you?

Check this out: um, uh, did you know

Check this out. Here's my announcement.

Chet, what we are about to witness here

Christ. I feel like I'm dying.

Christ. Might as well be in a bus.

Clams you bake. Clams you fry.

Come on in to my very spacious apartment.

Come on, get in there!

Come on, man.

Come on, man. What are you doinghere? This isn't Guigino's.

Come on, you guys are nuts, all right.

Come on.

Come on. No, you're not.

Comes around every three or four years,

Coming up with a plan that eventually led

Considering Frank got diarrhea poisoned.

Control group, Cricket.

Cool! Super funny

Cool. Yeah, I thought you wereactually gonna be upset with me.

Cosmo fall itan?

Could even do an InstagramStory about it on my way there.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Season 14
"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" is a popular American television show that first aired in 2005. Known for its dark humor and offbeat storylines, the series has gained a cult following over the years. Season 14 of the show, released in 2019, continues to deliver the outrageous and unapologetic comedy that fans have come to love. The show primarily revolves around a group of five self-centered friends who run an unsuccessful Irish bar in Philadelphia. The cast of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" includes some incredibly talented individuals who bring these eccentric characters to life. The main protagonists of the show are: - Charlie Kelly, played by Charlie Day: Charlie is a hilarious and somewhat deranged man with a love for rats, a poor grasp on personal hygiene, and an obsession with a mysterious waitress. - Mac, played by Rob McElhenney: Mac is a passionate and often misguided individual who believes he is a tough guy, despite his lack of fighting skills and fitness. - Dennis Reynolds, played by Glenn Howerton: Dennis is an incredibly vain and manipulative character, constantly devising schemes to exploit others for his own gain. - Deandra Reynolds (also known as Dee), played by Kaitlin Olson: Dee is Dennis' twin sister, often struggling to find her place among the group and resorting to desperate measures to prove herself. - Frank Reynolds, played by Danny DeVito: Frank is the father of Dennis and Dee, a morally bankrupt man who frequently joins the gang in their outrageous escapades. Season 14 of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" once again showcases the gang's absurd adventures and their constant attempts to get rich or gain some form of recognition. From stepping into the world of professional wrestling to dealing with the consequences of their past actions, each episode brings a fresh dose of chaos and hilarity. "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" is known for pushing boundaries, tackling controversial topics, and delivering highly quotable lines. The show incorporates elements of satire and social commentary, cleverly weaving them into its outlandish humor. If you are a fan of the show or simply intrigued by its unconventional brand of comedy, you can play and download the sounds from Season 14 here. Immerse yourself in the world of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," introduced to the show's unique sound effects, theme music, and iconic catchphrases. As you dive into Season 14 of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," be prepared to join the gang on their wild and unpredictable journey. With its talented cast, memorable characters, and unapologetic humor, this beloved television show continues to entertain and surprise audiences worldwide.
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