It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Season 3 Edit

A $300! Hello.

A beautiful dance with a chain saw.

A beautiful, beautiful gazelle person.

A bicep would really do it. All right, let's go with a bicep.

A big pot of it! Deandra, what are you doing?

A brokeass bitch with a gayass crew

A certain somethin' which may or may not have fallen off a certain truck, huh?

A couple of glasses of milk... lukewarm, skim for the lady.

A couple of hundred more yards and we're outta here. A couple of hundred more yards?

A crooked cop. Yeah, I get it!

A dinner party? I don't think so.

A hundred? We got an order for a hundred dresses?

A litter of adorable kittens is stranded somewhere inside this building...

A little dip into our Bolivian marching powder, then we're back on the street.

A little hard work and persistence. Did you kick in my door?

A little research. Are you... Dennis.

A lot.

A mascot nobody wanted. He'd get wasted and dress in this green spandex bodysuit.

A mistake? We're twins.

A pandemic. Bird flu! Bird flu!

A passionate guy like that these days... they don't make 'em anymore.

A power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power.

A power bottom's generating all the power by doing most of the work.

A rat could kill a scorpion. No shit, Frank, but we're not talking about a rat.

A rat. A scorpion. I don't care, man!

A really mean, nasty junkyard dog. Ooh.

A scared little girl who's never had anyone fear her.

A scorpion's this big. A little mouse fighting a scorpion, and that is final!

A toothless, oily busboy for a recipe.

A twink is small and slender... like Mac

A white tank top. Exactly. I was thinking we could talk Charlie...

A... penis? No. It's a...

About my wonderfully warm and caring mother? No.

About our great adventures and our glorious triumphs. It doesn't seem like it.

Absolutely not. Good.

Absolutely, buddy. Here we go.

Absolutely, yeah

Absolutely!

Absolutely. All right. Let's roll.

Absolutely. Great. Good luck with that.

Absolutely. I'm gonna go do that right now.

Actually, Charlie, it wasn't Hiroshima.

Actually, it's the opposite of great, Charlie

Actually, we both won 'cause we were on the same team. So we're both safe.

Actually, you got it backwards.

After we made love, she did get pregnant...

Again, nothing sexual. " Underlined. Underlined. Okay.

Ah Hey, Frank Frank Fr Frank

Ah, ah, ahh Come on! Come on!

Ah, ah, ahh You're a master of karate

Ah, bro, you gotta stop talkin' about that, dude.

Ah, damn it.

Ah, here we go.

Ah, I'm sorry that the grift didn't work out, sweetie.

Ah, it's on! You've ruined this, and I'll never forgive you.

Ah, my little girl. How are you doing? Are you okay?

Ah, no, no, no. But, Dennis, look. "Plutonium smuggled into Syria. "

Ah, owe me a Coke. Listen...

Ah, that's Ernie. He works for beer. He looks a little tangled up.

Ah, you know what they say. Nobody parties like a jockey!

Ah, you know what, dude? I don't believe you, Frank, all right?

Ah, you're right, you're right, you're right.

Ah! I love you! God, I love you!

Ah. Uh, hitting's not really my thing, Coach.

Ah. Well, how does anyone get in anywhere, Ingrid?

Al DS? You touch anybody?

All dancers must remain on their feet and dancing at all times.

All I have to do is turn on my winning charm...

All I'm saying is that the book doesn't mean anything. You got no evidence!

All of his plants are dead. Well, I don't do it.

All of our fortune. She gave it to you. Weird, right?

All of... All of... Yeah. Yeah.

All our triumphs. All our triumphs and our tales and...

All right now, Gloria, for this next part you're gonna want to grip my buttocks.

All right now, take this gut and suck it in. What gut?

All right, all right, all right! All right.

All right, but you gotta swear not to tell anybody. I swear.

All right, Dee. You can do this.

All right, do you want to have some champagne?

All right, dude.

All right, everybody! Three, two...

All right, fine. I'll do it

All right, fine. I'll help you. But then right afterwards, you're helping me.

All right, fine. We'll make it quick. All right.

All right, fine. Yeah? All right, here we go.

All right, first of all, this place is a rip off, okay?

All right, folks. That's our first casualty of the night.

All right, get back to me. 10 4.

All right, give me the bat.

All right, guys.

All right, here it is. You go into the building. You go into the building.

All right, here we go.

All right, here's the song

All right, how would I do that? I got an idea.

All right, I get it. He's silly. He's a tickle monster.

All right, I get it. He's silly. He's a tickle monster.

All right, I think we gotta stop. We gotta stop at the apartment.

All right, I'll see you tonight at 8:00. And the trap is set.

All right, it's not working, dude. All right, okay.

All right, ladies. Who wants to do a shot off my abs?

All right, let me take a look at this. No, hold on.

All right, let's get you back to C.T.U., Agent Bauer.

All right, let's rock. Five, six, seven, eight.

All right, let's set up. Yep.

All right, let's turn It off! Turn It off! Shut It off!

All right, listen, douche bag...

All right, listen, Yellow Jackets.

All right, listen. I'm sorry about that whole thing...

All right, look. I'm just gonna have to walk you through it, all right?

All right, Mac. I'm gonna ask you now 'cause I'm tired and hungry.

All right, Paddy's! You ready to rock?

All right, read back what we got so far because I don't... Okay.

All right, see what else you can find out, and call me back. Good work.

All right, she's bombing. Blast her. All righty.

All right, stop! Clearly this is not the right environment for a child.

All right, stop! Stop! Why are you not singing?

All right, that's enough. No, no, no, no.

All right, we're gonna do that some more. But let's get some more of that enriched beer

All right, whatever! Let's split up.

All right, you ready? I mean, I guess so.

All right! All right! All right! That's enough. That's enough. Thank you.

All right! Put your hands down and stop blinking! Leave Margaret alone.

All right? I will be providing a very important service, however...

All right? It's all we've got.

All right? Take a shit on this guy. Okay.

All right? The rubber handle will ground me. And I'll be safe

All right? We're not out here to bribe people.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right, fine. What is this thing?

All right. All right.

All right. Be a party pooper.

All right. Bring him up.

All right. But you're not gonna do very well out there without this guy.

All right. Do that. All right. Here we go.

All right. Electrics

All right. Frank, listen. Did you bring your gun today?

All right. I'm calling the police. No. No, no, Ingrid.

All right. It's not a total loss, all right? No, no, no.

All right. Just make it quick. I'll make it quick.

All right. Let's just calm down.

All right. Let's use our heads. What are we gonna do?

All right. Look. I tell you what. Leave me alone, okay?

All right. Now pick me up off the ground, okay?

All right. Now that we got our hearts pumping...

All right. Okay, good. Well, Mr...

All right. Okay. Here's the plan.

All right. Okay. Thank you for your time

All right. Put that away, Frank. You don't need a chain saw.

All right. Ready?

All right. Run out and hook in.

All right. So we got the diapers and the wipes and the powder.

All right. That was, uh... nice.

All right. There's absolutely no way they're gonna meet all our demands, so...

All right. Uh, Mr. Kim, my name is...

All right. Well, both ways work. I kinda like my way.

All right. Well, good for you.

All right. Well, see you later.

All right. Well.

All right. Well.

All right. What is this? "Pub Crawl Karaoke Contest"? Uhoh.

All right. Where is she? Ah, dude, you might as well turn right back around, man.

All right. You didn't have an abortion, you just told him you did. I get that.

All right. You get that. You get that. Come on. Let's go. No, this is so much work.

All right. You're up, man.

All right. Your time is almost up.

All righty. Sounds good. Sounds very good.

All righty. Thanks.

All set. Uh, wait a second.

All this, yours? Yeah.

All we're doing is arguing about the most stupid shit

All you gotta do is look the part.

All you have to do is sit there, relax, have yourself a drink...

All you've ever done is screw me over. Now I'm here to win back your bar.

All you've ever done... Stop.

Almost. I've changed his diet to only dry food.

Already with this? I come home to a crying baby? I didn't do anything.

Already with this? I didn't do it.

Also happens to be my half brother.

Am I in America?

Am I the only cop left in Philadelphia who ain't crooked? Oh...

American cars are pieces of shit. Everybody knows it.

And "gross" to you. And you know what? I don't know what you're doing.

And "Is there a pirate living in there?" Yes, that's why you thought...

And a hundred and fifty every hour after that.

And a nicer penis. "

And a... And a Planet Hollywood jacket. A leather one. Reversible.

And after that?

And all the kids did was laugh at you. That is a good memory.

And all the school chanted "aluminum monster!"'

And also, you're not my dad. Winning a talent show that you throw for yourself...

And although I think eating people is very cool, not if we're involved.

And and let Buster do a line off your boner.

And as soon as he comes across one that's actually attractive...

And away from our children, you know, once and for all. It's going on and on.

And be, like, "Hey, you guys wanna buy drugs? We're drug dealers. "

And by the way, Frank, when we get the bar back, you're ranked last!

And contribute absolutely nothing to society.

And distribute them evenly amongst your friends and your family.

And don't you know I would move heaven and earth

And don't you know I would move heaven and earth

And drink all its milk right off the tip of this thing, man.

And dumb people are not capable of serial killing.

And everybody in Philadelphia will know the name McPoyle.

And families getting back together and raising little boys so they can be happy again!

And Fatty Magoo will be putty in my hands.

And fire off into job land where jobs grow on jobbies?

And friendship for everyone

And friendship for everyone

And go!

And go. All right, again.

And go. You might have to give me the duster back.

And good day to youse. Come on. Huh?

And good day to youse. Come on. Huh?

And havin' sex with this guy right here.

And he can dip the chips into the nacho cheese.

And he squeezed me out.

And he totally went off! I went off for 20 minutes. It was amazing.

And he's no longer allowed on any of the furniture.

And he's on the channel whatever we make it on news

And I am pissed because I loved that shoe. You dirt.

And I become the Night

And I can give you want you want. Just let me give you what you want.

And I cannot have them find out that we are dating again. Why not?

And I feel very sensual about her because she looks so good.

And I got good news. I know the killer is Mac.

And I had the procedure, and then they told me you were dead... Okay.

And I happen to have a whole shitload of it.

And I help her into the prototype.

And I know it can be difficult.

And I know that this may sound a little weird.

And I liked it, what you had on your fingers.

And I made It so sexy!

And I miss you, Night Man so bad

And I need you talk to him... Dee, you're blowing this completely out of proportion.

And I needed a little breathing room.

And I should never give the money to an unmarried couple anyway.

And I swear to God you've got lice, man.

And I think for me to help you...

And I think if you just buckle down and join the team...

And I try to fight you You come inside me, You fill me up

And I want the chopper. No! No! No! No!

And I want to set it straight. Proceed.

And I wanted Charlie to know there were no hard feelings about that whole...

And I was looking at the horse. The horse was looking at me.

And I was thinkin', if something bad...

And I will stalk the streets and live in the shadows of the night...

And I... And I... And I think that maybe that's what the tension...

And I... I just can't handle that.

And I'll be on the Eagles.

And I'll put it in the stack with the others.

And I'll reach for some cigarettes.

And I'm about to show all of you that women...

And I'm about to show you the white hot cream of an eighth grade boy.

And I'm gonna clean it up.

And I'm gonna do it...

And I'm gonna take this right to the mayor, and you're gonna remember.

And I'm here to tell you that you can, too...

And I'm not gonna be a whore. So just drop it. All right?

And I'm not gonna let you guys steamroll me like you always do.

And I'm thinking that the flyer should be in the shape of a beer mug.

And if any of you try to escape, we'll massacre you in a blaze of glory...

And if I can't get into any of the clubs, then how the hell am I supposed to get famous?

And if you look good enough in it, hell...

And in some of these sketches, the women aren't even wearing clothes.

And it's bullshit, man. 'Cause guess what. It's a beautiful day outside.

And it's gonna win me the talent show. What talent show?

And it's just not the artistic direction I want to take the band in.

And it's not going to work. Get your hand off my shoulder...

And just keep looking handsome.

And keeping those fat tummies in check.

And let's have a kickass party! We got the diary!

And listen, ladies, if you wanna get in on this action, please do not hesitate to do so.

And maybe if you're lucky, I'll even make one special just for you.

And more importantly, gaining their trust. Uhhuh.

And mostly power.

And my arm was at her. All right.

And observe.

And on the bottoms of those pendulums, feet like wrecking balls.

And once he takes care of them, he's gonna take care of me.

And once she's a celebrity, you guys got a story.

And pin me down with your strong hands

And pretend like they know what it's like to be famous 'cause that's what everybody wants.

And sadly, you can't press charges for that. You know what?

And second of all, this doesn't prove that he's retarded. You want proof?

And secondly, I'm here because I'm looking for a bartending job.

And she feels very excited. She feels very sensual.

And shithead. Hope you burn your tongue.

And singin' a few sweet jams sounds like a really good time...

And smuggle it into prison and we didn't do it?

And so very...

And so we're starting to snip and pick at each other.

And so we're starting to snip and pick at each other.

And somebody who'll do everything I say.

And sometimes... just sometimes... I bump up against it.

And start bein' like a suburban tool.

And start doing some gangster shit.

And take care of my wife.

And talk about how it's giving the whole city cancer.

And tell him I don't need his $650,000 investment.

And that is money. Mm hmm.

And that way, if they wanna kill that tree, they gotta kill me first.

And that would make you the Aluminum Monster.

And that'll lead us to the real serial killer's doorstep.

And that's Friday.

And that's it for years and years and years now. So buy something new.

And that's just the way of the world.

And the abortion that you tried to make my mom have? Well, guess what, Frankie.

And the certain somebody that we know thinks they saw that certain someone...

And the chin. What are you doing?

And the crew! The boys are back in town

And the demanding? I don't appreciate it. Ordering everyone around.

And the jewelry and everything just...

And the laws of the great state of Pennsylvania...

And the lights... And that we should only have yellow lights...

And the old man died In his sleep last night

And the young girl never did get...

And then I do some moves.

And then I talk to Frank about, you know, a really good sewing machine.

And then I whip up a prototype... Oh, of my designs?

And then I'll get started doin' the fires or whatever you want me to start.

And then I'm gonna strangle her and you're gonna chop her into pieces.

And then it hit me, I think maybe...

And then just, boom, we're into it. And it's hot and it's passionate.

And then one of them's gonna... Okay. Call the police.

And then there was stuff in the eyes between us.

And then they sell it for $10 a glass.

And then three months later, you popped out, happy as a clam!

And then we got kicked out, and they stole our drugs.

And then we wouldn't be standing here tryin' to figure out which one of you we have to kill.

And then we're gonna blast her with water from a hose.

And then we're gonna try and fix all the lights. No.

And then you'll wanna get back out there.

And then, you know, we chitchat a little bit. No big deal.

And there's only one way to do it. What's that?

And they are opening up their doors to us.

And they should be, 'cause I'll explode all over them.

And they're stealing all our business.

And this time, I'll do the talking! Okay.

And toilet water for three days.

And turned them into animals, into monsters who...

And wait for Bruce to get back with the money.

And we need a a reversible Planet Hollywood jacket too.

And we thought we'd spice things up with an immunity challenge.

And we will certainly get on that right away. Yeah.

And we will save the bar. And then she'll break up with Charlie...

And we're gonna sell the pills there.

And what is your name? Dennis Reynolds.

And when I ask for a light, we come out blastin'!

And when I do peak, you'll know.

And who are you supposed to be? Bob Dylan, man.

And who has rules about what he'll do.

And who have better lives than child stars? Nobody.

And winners, we don't listen to words like "no," or "don't," or "stop. "

And you are going to be my secretary, Linda.

And you know what? I found them. And I'm gonna raise all of 'em!

And you know, you can... And this time I could... I could look a little bit more heroic.

And you people are counting on the police?

And you save them. You save them!

And you snort them up through your nose. And they make you high.

And you were getting so angry, Bruce. Oh, yeah!

And you were like...

And you will learn that later on. But for now, the challenge is this:

And you will learn that later on. But for now, the challenge is this:

And you're bossy. Very bossy.

And you're forgetting about... whatever the hell that is.

And you're letting that get in the way of a good business deal here.

And you're, like, made of cream, and your cream is all over his face, man.

And your hair is so...

And your loser friend is gonna buy 'em because she's a fatty.

And, Frank, who the hell is this guy?

And, frankly, doing your job better than you are. Really? I tell you what.

And, hey, I don't wanna hit you, baby.

And, uh, I'm just goin' nuts thinkin' about what else is out there.

And, uh... How about, uh... Let's call Stash!

And, um, a pack of smokes would be good.

Anybody can get on that! Yeah.

Anyway, what's up? Well, we're trying...

Apparently people think we look alike... personally, I don't see it.

Are gonna think they're gonna catch somethin' from you.

Are raising that flag up in that one war.

Are they enriching the... You cannot...

Are we gonna talk about pirates all day? Or we gonna find out who lives in there?

Are we ranked now? Yes, we are.

Are you a doctor? You're qualified to tell me I'm coming down with Stockholm syndrome?

Are you a model now? Are you... Did you...

Are you all gonna go against me on this?

Are you all right? Yeah. Think I might get a bruise on my heel.

Are you close? Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Are you Dee? Yeah. Who are you?

Are you feeling all right? What are you saying? Did you even look at this?

Are you gonna set the building on fire?

Are you happy, Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown Al DS.

Are you in or out?

Are you in there?

Are you kidding me, bro?

Are you kidding me, dude? You're a born smasher. Yes! I'm a born smasher.

Are you kidding me? I told you.

Are you kidding me? Listen to this.

Are you kidding me? Oh!

Are you kidding me? Why would you do something like that?

Are you not mad about the beer thing? Yeah. Of course I am.

Are you okay? Yeah, I'm all right.

Are you planning on getting yourself locked in the bathroom...

Are you ready? Yeah. Let me see it.

Are you saying that's not gonna work? What are you saying?

Are you serious, dude? What are you guys talking about?

Are you serious? I have been with you guys since the very beginning.

Are you shitting me? Now, Dee, can you do a girl's voice?

Are you sure it's red to red? Am I sure it's red to red?

Are you sure she went through with it, dude? 'Cause maybe she didn't tell you.

Are you sure this is the right size? The dress is the right size.

Are you the manager? Yes.

Are you the owner? I owner. I Mr. Kim.

Are you the point king? You pick up points left and right? It's retarded three, normal one.

Are you the Reynolds party?

Are you tired? I'm just so tired.

Aren't you the janitor? It's not important, Don Sal.

Artistic direction? You guys don't even play instruments.

As a woman.

As I was saying, when I went down to your bar the other day...

As soon as I get out, I'm gonna kill you.

As soon as you break character, you blow the grift.

As what I would like to be called a handsome companion.

Asriel!

Asshole! What? Did you see that?

At all. No kissing. Mmmmm.

At least we didn't become prostitutes.

At least you're not ranked last anymore.

At this little game of hearts and... and minds so that...

Attention, everybody! Attention, everyone! Your dinner is served.

Attention, everybody! Attention, everyone! Your dinner is served.

Attention, everybody.

Available now for a limited time for under five dollars.

Aw, shit. Look at that bracket. Do you think that's...

Aw, you gotta be kid... Dude, she's, like, a hundred years old.

Aw. You don't have that hideously...

Awesome. All right, Sun Li, hit it!

Awesome. Really?

Ayayay!

Babe, don't do that to me. I feel like we were getting so close, sweet baby.

Babysitting a bunch of orphans was not part of our grift.

Back in my day, only the biggest pieces of shit dealt drugs.

Back to work. Back to work.

Band meeting! Band meeting! Yeah, band meeting! We need to have a band meeting!

Bang them? No, bro.

Be a little bit more clear 'cause I didn't get that last part.

Be careful. Be careful. H Hi, Charlie.

Beautiful. That sounds confusing.

Because a homeless priest ran off with all of our drugs. Sure. Sure.

Because according to Dee, I'm a loser too. Did you know this?

Because chicks want guys that wear tight pants and tattered clothing and spit blood...

Because Dennis's designs are terrible. I enjoy them.

Because Frank didn't want to spend a lot of money... Yeah.

Because he violated his parole.

Because he's her son. Of course he's special.

Because I didn't wanna crawl around these goddamn vents. Gimme my gun.

Because I masterminded this entire situation.

Because I need that bang maid.

Because I need to be amongst my friends. Let's call the crew.

Because I think I might be getting it. No, you're not getting it.

Because I want to smash his face until he's dead!

Because I'm gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia's gonna feel it.

Because I've got a fatty to burn.

Because if you tell him that I'm cool, then...

Because in light of this new information... Dee! Shut up!

Because it's a goddamn circuit breaker, Mac. We'll get electrocuted.

Because it's all about rocking and looking cool and kicking ass.

Because it's dark as a well digger's ass up here.

Because kids run with shovels, playing in dirt. Absolutely.

Because meat spoils slower in a fridge. So they keep it cold.

Because my model is a little on the... side.

Because of all my energy. I got tons of energy now because of this.

Because of the penis? Oh, boy. There it is.

Because of you and your bossiness, all right?

Because of your harassment and your love for the New Kids on the Block movie.

Because of your... Oh, God. Situation down there.

Because she's dead. Yeah, we know she's dead!

Because sitting in judgment of other people is the greatest way to make yourself feel better.

Because that lead paint is extremely toxic.

Because then we can be very cautious but not get stuck in traffic.

Because this is television at its best. Definitely.

Because we start it in so many... ways.

Because we're waiting until we get married.

Because you're not helping me with this molester situation.

Because you're standing next to me, you're talking to me.

Because your mother was a giant whore.

Because, uh, you violated the conditions of the will.

Because... seeing as how I'm the boss... You're not the boss.

Become the journey.

Before I step to meet my girl

Before you go, I should tell you I'm...

Behold a winner in all his...

Believe it, Charlie, 'cause that's what just happened.

Believe it, Charlie, 'cause that's what just happened.

Better make some moves to get her back.

Between this man and this woman.

Bicep. Yeah! A bicep. Bicep's good.

Big time. Great.

Bingo! Wow. Goodness gracious with this guy.

Bingo. What'd you say, Charlie?

Bitch, you speak when spoken to now.

Bitch! There is enough cough medicine in there to kill a gorilla.

Black leather duster... tough, muscular dude underneath it, inside of it. Very sexual.

Bless you.

Bonnie, I'll call you sometime.

Bonnie! Oh, uh, yes, Frank?

Boom, boom, boom, boom

Boom!

Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! No! No!

Boom.

Boom. All right? I just need to get alone with her and let the pecs do the talkin'.

Boom. We look so stupid.

Boom. Yep, you're seein' it.

Boring? It's about the end of the world, Dee.

Bountiful. Gorgeous, right? I would say so.

Break 'em like dogs! You want to learn about manipulation?

Break 'em! Yeah!

Break me off a piece of that exoskeleton. It doesn't work that way.

Brenda, I'm not gonna waste any more of your time than I have to.

Bro, "Prize... $500"? That's not good.

Bro, "Prize... $500"? That's not good.

Bro, can I talk to you for one second? Yeah.

Bro, did you get the flashlights?

Bro, I can handle my sedatives.

Bro, it's all fancy dinners, exotic vacations.

Bro, you gotta pay somebody to fix this, man.

Broken bottles everywhere? Oh, shit, dude.

Brother!

Bruce has never even seen you. Deandra, if we're gonna pull this thing off...

Bruce Mathis? "A handsome man...

Bruce, can you make 'em kiss this time, though? Yes. Uh, sure.

Bruce, come on, man. D Dad, be cool, man. Like, let that slide.

Bulimia's really big with this crowd.

Bullshit! Yep.

Bumba, babababa, oombaoom

Bump it.

Burn it. Well, then we're dealing with a fume situation.

Burn these clothes.

Bus? What the hell are you talking about?

Busted old lady with a flat tiny ass

But a celebrity saving cats... Then you got a story.

But a week ago, Eastern State Correctional Facility was forced to release...

But apparently you... you have none. So...

But Cougar Hands would be good.

But Doyle's a big strong guy. It's probably 'cause he eats all that fish.

But eventually she says, you know, "Do you want to make love, Charlie?"

But first, we gotta lure him in on the phone.

But he had his doo doo doowop

But he was married, and I knew, if he found out, he would have forced me...

But he's an up and coming musician. I mean, he's, like...

But he's so tough and popular and famous.

But how are we supposed to see that with this billowy shirt you got on? Pop that thing off.

But I can help. Crawl into my mouth.

But I can't promise that I'm not gonna go berserk...

But I don't feel no pain 'cause I found more cocaine

But I don't get how it works. You're asking a million questions!

But I feel like, if you just snap out it...

But I gotta tell you, buddy. Frank's onto you. Frank knows?

But I guess you already knew that, didn't you, Dad?

But I have a lot of training in family therapy.

But I just want to make sure that I'm helping you...

But I know... I'm a hundred percent positive... that I am not your dad.

But I need you to do the destroying thing. Can you? I'm a great destroyer.

But I think more often than not bears are tops.

But I think you peaked.

But I want to watch it. So much and so often I want to watch it.

But I'm done with it. Tell you what. You can wear it if you want...

But I'm getting a little nervous here, Frank.

But I'm going to now.

But I'm just gonna be relaxing, okay? This is gonna be about chilling out for me.

But I'm not jealous. I'm very impressed with your dance moves.

But I'm not making any forward progress.

But I'm willing to do whatever we need to do to get this money, Frank.

But if somebody does, there's no reason it shouldn't be Dennis.

But if Sweet Dee doesn't make it in time, you're gonna see me chop the cat.

But if we do enough of it, it should still work, right?

But in the meantime, you gotta give me the time to, like, build your case.

But it did the opposite. It, like, inspired her or something, which is terrible.

But it was Dennis's idea. No, wait, Asriel. He's right.

But it was really excellent to see you.

But it was really excellent to see you.

But it's like a drug. I just get wrapped up in the moment and boom, it just happens.

But it's you, your partner, and now I'm feedin' your cat?

But look at his whole neck parts.

But Luther happens to be a very successful drug dealer. Oh.

But maybe we should just take it easy until then.

But only right here on Q102

But prove that you are a good guy. Good guy?

But she asks me back to her place. Where did that come from?

But she had an abortion.

But she messes up every time!

But stay tuned. There's plenty more where that came from.

But tell me what you see. Well, I see a man committing a felony...

But that goddamn Mac, he...

But that stuff, you gotta be careful because it'll mess you.

But that was because I was trying to get on welfare and fail a drug test.

But that's gone now, 'cause you ruined it!

But that's where we are. So hand me that shotgun...

But the dog was buried by the bright sunlight

But the good thing is that you must know a lot of drug addicts.

But the honey couldn't stop lookin' at my money

But the killer's not a psycho clown, Dee. That's only in movies... stupid ones.

But the problem is you're into all that early '80s glam rock fem shit...

But then if you land on the ground and you're still holding that wire...

But then things start to get hot and heavy and you scratch me.

But there's no point to it 'cause you're not gonna find anything.

But think about it this way. If we split it, it's only a few hundred dollars each.

But this guy's done his time and he deserves a second chance, don't you think?

But this is a grift. I mean, that's the way it is.

But we can all agree we should at least hear this guy out.

But we do have a secret weapon.

But we gotta stick together, Frank, if we're gonna make it. Yeah, let's stick together.

But we will finally get to prove once and for all who's a better football player.

But we're gonna take 'em on the hush hush. What?

But we've got no idea who D.B.'s dad is. We don't know who the dad is.

But when that's done... maybe. Because there's something about that horse, Buster.

But you guys said it was a onetime thing. We say things all day.

But you know that... don't you, Margaret?

But you know, we can get into that later. The point is this, guys.

But you know, we can get into that later. The point is this, guys.

But you said... Are you sure?

But you seem to be holding up okay.

But you won't bail us out by paying the mob?

But you're forgetting about it.

But you're gonna peak today. Oh, you're gonna peak all over everybody.

But you're keeping your cool. You are keeping your cool.

But you're not using your head. This is serial killing 101.

But your sister agrees with us. She's on our side.

But, hell, what do I know? All I know is you got a great attitude.

But, like, what's the worst that could happen?

But, no, you're not fired. I'm just kidding. You are.

But, Sweet Dee, being a winner's not something that you can become.

Buzz

Buzz, buzz, bumble

Buzz, buzz, buzz

By breaking into my office and destroying my property.

By the way, we're totally cool with that. To each his own.

By the way, your Jane is sitting over there.

By voluntary laborers who work for us...

Bye bye. What? No!

Bzz, bzz, bzz! Goddamn it!

Call her husband and say she's banging a whore?

Calm down, calm down, calm down, dude!

Calm down, dude. All right, here's the situation.

Calm yourself a little bit. Hey, hey, hey. I'm sorry. I just...

Came into my bar, I may or may not...

Came into my bar, I may or may not...

Can a twink be a top, or is that reserved for bears?

Can I bring my bang maid?

Can I help you? The real question is, can we help you?

Can I stop this little lovers' quarrel?

Can I take your coats? Bonnie, coat.

Can I talk to you for a second, you guys?

Can I talk to you for a second?

Can I wear spandex? I'd rather you didn't.

Can we get this thing tighter? Or can we lift these up a little bit? Oh, my God!

Can you do me a favor? Sure.

Can you do that? Is that possible?

Can you give me a bite of that, dude? Mmm. Yeah.

Can you give us a second, please? Whatever.

Can you have a little compassion? My mom just died, all right?

Can you prop your leg up and, like, grind on me all sexual like?

Can you see sweat? Because I'm sweating a little bit. So much.

Can you sit tight? You just sit tight. Sit tight.

Can you understand the words I am saying? Do you know what I am saying?

Can...

Can't believe this is happening. Taken hostage by the McPoyles. We should just bum rush 'em.

Can't believe we're not gonna be tearing it up on the Linc. This is bullshit.

Can't see the TV.

Can't see the TV. Mac, can I talk to you in here for a second?

Capisce? Huh?

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Cat's a special agent. Are you a special agent?

Causing you to go on a serial killing rampage?

Champion of the

Champion of the sun

Champion of the sun Ah, ah

Champion of the sun Gay!

Charlie actually... I sold all my pills.

Charlie and Dennis.

Charlie banged a 12 year old. No, I didn't.

Charlie didn't understand that. That's asinine.

Charlie is right. There's always some big boss man fat cat...

Charlie, can we talk to you for a sec?

Charlie, Charlie, get down...

Charlie, Charlie. Whoa, Charlie, hold on a second.

Charlie, clean the bathroom. Mmm.

Charlie, don't do this. He's trying to have sex with you.

Charlie, don't... Bye, Dad!

Charlie, drop your weapon. Don't do that.

Charlie, follow me on this one for a second. Okay.

Charlie, get up. This is work. I didn't want to...

Charlie, how you doing? I gotta breathe, man.

Charlie, I can handle this. I'm on your side here, man. I'm just trying to say she...

Charlie, I left it right here! Where is it?

Charlie, I need a woman. I need a woman to cook for me and clean up after me...

Charlie, I was gonna say his foot looks small.

Charlie, I'm really sorry that I banged your girlfriend.

Charlie, is that you? Yeah, it's me.

Charlie, it's not just about our alley. It's about this whole neighborhood.

Charlie, maybe we should get rid of some of this shit.

Charlie, sit. Don't tell me to sit, dude.

Charlie, that's just rude. What are you doing, Charlie?

Charlie, the incident with Frank happened three months ago.

Charlie, we did it! Blast her! Damn it.

Charlie, we gotta stop. We gotta stop. No. Two more stops, Frank.

Charlie, we've been looking all over for you, dude. Ah, Green Man.

Charlie, what are you tryin' to tell me?

Charlie, where you goin'? What are you doing?

Charlie, where you going? Oh, you know where I'm going, Frank.

Charlie, where's Frank? It's very important. Really important.

Charlie, where's my dress?

Charlie, you can't have three guys dressed in cop suits...

Charlie, you're amazing. Hey, man, you're gonna be our ace in the hole.

Charlie, you're gonna have to deal with it. You know why?

Charlie! First of all, it takes nine months to have a baby.

Charlie! Make him understand

Charlie! What are you doing in my office?

Charlie? Charlie! "Charlie," she says.

Charlie? Mm hmm?

Charlie? Oh, oh.

Charlie? Then it's just me and you, babe, all night long.

Charlie.

Charlie. No, Charlie. Turn it off, man. Turn it off!

Charlie. Oh, my God!

Charlie. What?

Charlie. Why am I on there?

Charlie. You're not gonna believe this. Hmm?

Charlie... Come on. Out, out.

Charlie... It's the heroin thing.

Charlie... or Mac or anyone else... this is about you and me, bro.

Charlie's over there blowing up my spot with that girl.

Check her purse! I think we've covered breakfast. Let's move past it.

Check it out. I got the thing for you right here.

Check it out. We got all the cocaine.

Check the rules. Okay. Let's double check.

Check this out, bitches! Whoo!

Check this out.

Check this out. Check this out. What's with the hose?

Check this thing out, man. It's like a weapon. Cool, bro.

Check. That comes naturally for me. Great. Now step one.

Chop, chop, chop. Good! Good!

Classic mistake, Frank. You're making a classic mistake, bro.

Cleaning. Displaying cars at auto shows in tiny bikinis.

Clear and lovely

Clearly we are gonna have to handle this ourselves, Dee.