It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Season 13 Edit

A All right, all right, relax.

A All right. Look, Mac, I never really got you.

A All right. Well... I have info.

A And that's gonna be a trigger for you with all the drinking...

A And you know what? That's what a quarterback does.

A and you you're looking down on all the minions, you know?

A boy or a girl?

A business opportunity as rare

A couple of times. W What implication?

A Dennis shaped hole in your life that you needed to fill.

A few miles back.

A guy trying to cheat on his wife.

A heart shaped key.

A hypothetical, uh, scenario that he's painting

A little in over your heads, here.

A little less inclined to cheat, and they wouldn't feel ashamed,

A little quicker than me that's lesson learned.

A man everybody in the neighborhood knows,

A nice place to piss and shit, right?

A passing glance is not sexual harassment.

A realman.

A scented candle in there for the smells.

A transgender woman use your bathroom.

A transgender woman use your bathroom.

A tuba? What am I gonna do with a tuba?

A very serious bacterial infection in your eye.

A woman is not a lady when she's dumping up a john.

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Okay, boys,

About 50 beers each, all right?

About Philadelphia.

About this, Dee. I've been pooping next to you for months.

About what's going on, go ahead and ask them to me now.

About which one is in charge this whole time

About y... You know what, never mind. Your time's up.

Absolutely not. No. You guys can't take away

Actually split up into teams, and then when we find something,

Actually, a woman cansexually harass and even **** a man.

Actually, I think we should split your group up.

After every encounter, I received a text

Again, guys, I am not having sex with the doll.

Ah, ah, ah.

Ah, bullshit, Frank. We're in your head.

Ah, bullshit, Frank. We're in your head.

Ah, I don't want to set a precedent of little mishaps

Ah, I know.

Ah, it's getting warm in here.

Ah, no!

Ah, shit!

Ah, shit!

Ah, shit.

Ah, that burns.

Ah, this is the waitress. Do you guys mind if I get this?

Ah, to us as men.

Ah, to us as men. Frank, uh, lead us to our victory

Ah, yes. Uh, just a quick question.

Ah! Ah! I don't care!

Ah. Does it have to be the same leg or...

Ah. The brown is down.

Ah. Well, that's economical.

Ah. Yeah. [chuckles]

Aidan and I are study buddies.

AIDAN: It's video, bro.

AIDAN: Oh, this dude sucks.

Aidan!

Aidan's my son!

Alan, what's my character again?

ALAN: Okay, everybody,

ALAN: So, in this room

Albeit through unscrupulous methods,

All day long, right? And he gets away with it

All I got were shit cars, which you guys crashed,

All of Philadelphia.

All racehorses are male.

All right

All right, all right, wha what if it's not thatmuch different?

All right, all right. Oh! I got an idea.

All right, but, yeah... [stammers]

All right, goddammit, Mrs. Mac, Artemis is out.

All right, guys, let's go out into the stadium,

All right, I did it alone.

All right, I got to run.

All right, I just...

All right, look, are you trying to tell me that no matter what,

All right, now I'm getting confused,

All right, now wait a second.

All right, take the picture, loser.

All right, that's what I'm gonna do. I'm I'm gonna keep going.

All right, there's, like, a storm inside of me, all right?

All right, uh, I think I can actually explain this...

All right, well then, I think all of the customers' friends

All right, well, explain it to me

All right, well, have they found the heart shaped

All right, well, look, guys, either way, it's not weird.

All right, well, tell tell us what the clue is.

All right, well, uh, all right, there's good news and bad news.

All right, well, what are they doing out there?

All right, well, what's your info?

All right, well, what's your info? What'd you find out?

All right, well, you better hurry up, man.

All right, what do we do with him?

All right, when we get close to the field..

All right, where's the wine?

All right, you do it for a living.

All right, you do it for a living.

All right? For Christ's sakes, we can't even just sit around

All right? I wear green. I don't eat it.

All right? L Look, look,

All right? This whole bathroom issue

All right.

All right.

All right. All right, let's get that TV on.

All right. Hey, hey!

All right. Hey, let's, uh, let's find some clues, buddy.

All right. I guess. Sure.

All right. I just don't know if I'm ready

All right. I'm just gonna go back to the office.

All right. Moving on.

All right. Nine, huh?

All right. Okay.

All right. Tommy, Mama's coming.

All right. Well, you don't do the mic thing, though.

All you have to do is complete the seminar

All, like, the classic times.

ALL: Cheese!

Allow me to introduce Paddy's top gay,

Also, by the way, dude,

Also, by the way, dude, uh, you're a Cowboys fan,

Also, this brings up an interesting point.

Although I got a feeling that's gonna

Am am I your Uber? No, I...

Am I hitting the light right?

AMANDA [English accent]: Oh, u uh, Holmes is in trouble,

AMANDA [English accent]: You have arrived

AMANDA [normal voice]: Oh, yes, you did

AMANDA [on walkie talkie]: I have no idea.

Amanda, what's the protocol when a team

AMANDA: I don't even think they can hear you.

AMANDA: No, you didn't. Again, I can see you.

AMANDA: This is insanely disturbing.

And "B," we both find women's bodies disgusting,

And 68% Christian.

And 100% of women

And a little Chinese takeout.

And action.

And all I've got to see are good plays by the Patriots.

And and and who were those people laughing?

And and and... and God sent me an angel...

And and I'm down on my knees and and I'm I'm looking

And and I'm gonna pay full price,

And and I've been working on something, actually,

And and it's been raging my whole life.

And and shit tea.

And and, to be honest, now that you're gay,

And anyone could be taken down at any moment,

And at first I thought it was 'cause I had the newest model,

And available for the first time!

And barely used an ounce of gas.

And be a new gang.

And beat her rival, Chris Evert, at the California Open.

And brown.

And clean orgasms.

And daily fantasy makes every game matter.

And Dennis just said something really funny.

And facts don't matter. Guys, it's a slippery slope.

And fed it to the maggots.

And feel sorry for yourself. You know, I don't care.

And gather, please. Gather for me

And giving the minorities the good bathroom,

And go through the, into the bladder.

And grow the sport.

And he retired, so now I bleed green.

And her liberal ideals.

And hocking magical berries and rooting for the Patriots?

And honestly, like, I don't want to say it out loud,

And how many drinks have I had at this point?

And I actually volunteered,

And I ain't going down.

And I banged your man.

And I can't even remember my own life correctly.

And I drink yellow, because beer is yellow,

And I even hired these two bozos to host the seminar.

And I got to tell you, Dennis.

And I got two words for them: fuck 'em!

And I honestly, I feel like I'm not even in a bathroom

And I I have a twin.

And I I just, I can't be that guy right now.

And I I really do appreciate that,

And I I'm 100% on board.

And I put your dad in the front row.

And I think it's significant.

And I think it's time to open it up to questions.

And I think that is worth a round of applause.

And I think you are going to be very impressed

And I waited on you guys at the Super Bowl.

And I want to begin today by addressing the reason

And I want to show them that we are not just degenerates, okay?

And I want to show them that we are not just degenerates, okay?

And I wanted to honor them and be their champion...

And I will, um, you know, jump in

And I'd have to go to the bathroom, and my mom wasn't

And I'll jump in as and when.

And I'm all out of motivation.

And I'm gonna drive it straight out of the showroom.

And I'm not ready to do that yet, all right?

And I'm not seeing a single key,

And I'm not the first man in history to ever do it.

And I'm pregnant.

And I'm still waiting on you people?

And I've been trying to find the best way to do it, and...

And I've got something special to show you.

And I've met, like, a hundred people.

And if I'm being perfectly honest, I like Cindy better.

And if it could just be released,

And incomplete!

And it doesn't matter how much

And it is...

And it thinks I need more makeup.

And it told me to drink this bottle of wine.

And it's also a lot of fun

And it's also, like, a great investment, right?

And it's been so welcoming of this brown skinned girl

And it's empowering and communal.

And it's not a bad idea to have me be the leader.

And it's not okay.

And it's starting to get to me.

And it's totally fine for these guys,

And just so you know, I never drank 70 beers

And lastly, me, for I picked the shortest of the straws

And look, it's called "Conservative Whine,"

And my vagina?

And now I'm in a shame spiral.

And now, we finally have an opportunity to be something,

And only those passengers deemed fit to fly

And remember some of the good old days?

And request away. I won't stop you.

And room number two for when you got to empty your butt.

And rosé has a 12% alcohol content.

And second of all, which is it? Are we closed for salmonella,

And she put us on the list. We're only here 'cause of you.

And so Shawn Dumont didn't just steal our bikes.

And so that's why I had to find a way to make you listen,

And so, take in the information, but don't take it personally.

And societies are judged on how

And solve this problem the way women do.

And some energy drinks for everybody.

And stuff? 'Cause I mean, I was molested.

And Super Bowl LII is underway.

And talking to something that's never gonna talk back to you.

And thank you to Elliot who's agreed to play our boss.

And that anger builds into a stone of fury.

And that is what has been working all season long!

And that is where Frank comes in.

And that is why I'm very nervous about these guys.

And that is why I'm very nervous about these guys.

And that is...

And that means sticking to my color system.

And that would make me...?

And that's all you really need to know.

And that's doing something drastic.

And that's doing something drastic.

And that's just not one of them. But, hey, listen, buddy,

And that's the most successful franchise

And that's what I've decided to do, okay?

And that's... that's pretty cool.

And the conservatives drink it up.

And the Eagles lead Super Bowl LII...

And the game is over!

And the goddess stone is for putting up your snatch.

And the next thing you know, we're having some ridiculous

And the rest will be led by my associate Alan.

And the three of you decided to fuck the doll,

And the way you tell that, it's like I was there.

And then America was like, "Mm..."

And then Dennis ended up banging this disgusting person,

And then he got off at North Dakota to avoid her.

And then I moved to Minnesota

And then it talked me into having sex with it.

And then just click update.

And then we got...

And then we try to escape. That's it?

And then your bar will have its name removed from the list.

And then, all of a sudden, nobody knows what the truth is,

And then, lastly, there is the matter of meat,

And then, on a Sunday, they put all their hopes into the Eagles.

And then, you know, as the years went by,

And then, you know, it just, it just ruins

And there's no way Dee's getting out of there.

And they get angry.

And this woman and I we start dancing,

And those Parrothead broads, they're wild.

And using all the glitter and stuff was a great idea, too,

And very clean.

And we act like jerks, and now these assholes,

And we came together as a city.

And we can win the game and get the hell out of this place.

And we can win the game.

And we can't have that, okay?

And we get very passionate, and then...

And we got to put up a sign so that they know their place.

And we have all the leverage,

And we need to vote for a minorities only bathroom.

And we put... we use the... collective brain power...

And we should probably stop harassing them.

And we strategize, okay?

And we were always on the go, and sometimes

And we're also switching to pink wine.

And we're dead to the world.

And we're just gonna keep on squeezing them.

And we're not gonna tell you what.

And well researched bondage facility.

And who among us

And whoever doesn't flinch gets to go first.

And year after year after year, their team lets them down.

And you are one of them

And you can put it on the Boggs account.

And you can't do anything with just a key.

And you certainly never reimbursed me.

And you created sort of a dome of privacy.

And you didn't specify how we get out, just that we get out.

And you got super hammered and horny

And you guys are gonna insist on asking me personal questions,

And you guys know how great I look in leather.

And you know who we are? We're losers.

And you said I needed something Dennis shaped to fill my hole.

And you think the rules of the road are going to apply

And you, Dee, you just sat back and watched the whole thing

And you're gonna take me down with you,

And you're like, "Shut up! Stop talking! Be still.

And you're not Dennis! You're never gonna be, all right?

And you're not one of them.

And you're trying to plug it up.

And you've danced around the topic for a while now

And your dicks in your pants. [laughs]

And, as we all know,

And, by the way, when we're in there,

And, Dee, what is this?

And, guys, we helped the Eagles win the Super Bowl.

And, of course, everybody wants their own little piece

And, um, I'll order us some breakfast burritos.

And, yes, money can offset and reduce ugliness,

And, you know, he didn't steal it.

Andsloppy.

ANNOUNCER And it's always nice to see

ANNOUNCER: ...throws into the end zone

ANNOUNCER: And the Eagles have it! The Eagles have it!

ANNOUNCER: Brady back, steps up. He's hit by Brandon Graham.

ANNOUNCER: Brady hands off to James White.

ANNOUNCER: Brady, with White to his right, takes the snap.

ANNOUNCER: Brady's ready to go out.

ANNOUNCER: Gostkowski approaches the football,

ANNOUNCER: He is going deep for the end zone,

ANNOUNCER: He's back again. He steps up.

ANNOUNCER: Hi, everyone. Welcome to Super Bowl LII.

ANNOUNCER: The P.A.T. is no good. He missed it.

ANNOUNCER: The Patriots with the ball

ANNOUNCER: The snap is good, the hold is perfect...

ANNOUNCER: What a tremendous Super Bowl.

Anybody to feel good about shitting together,

Anything?

Are capable of being sexually harassed.

Are in the majority.

Are in the minority.

Are only three fifths of a person.

Are sexual harassers? No, no, no, no. No, no.

Are we in L.A.?

Are you gonna... Oh, dude. Thanks a lot, man.

Are you just...

Are you loving it? I mean, just loving it?

Are you ready?

Are you sure this is gonna work?

Are you sure this is gonna work?

Are you trying to poison me? That's not alcohol.

Aren't all cows female?

Aren't taking a shit in my bathroom, sure.

Argument that has nothing to do with what we're trying

Art of the Deal, Art of the Deal.

Art of the Deal. Art of the Deal,bro.

Artemis, one? Only one? Come on.

ARTEMIS: I'm confused. Wade who?

As a straight man, I actually love piña coladas,

As a top or a bottom?

As is the flavor of our gum,

As it relates to time.

As previously discussed, you've pressed the button

As speaker of the tribe.

As the albani berries themselves.

As the leader, can I riff? Can I riff?!

As the other one did. I..

As the purchaser of the meat upon our imminent victory,

As we all know, we men possess

As well as the lapis lazuli.

As women, we deserve better.

As you possibly can.

As your newly elected speaker, I'd like to start by saying

At 221B Baker Street,

At all. Um, why don't you just go ahead and start the game?

At home or at the stadium,

At home or at the stadium, makes a direct impact in the game

At least hit on the one chick that's here

At their own nine yard line.

Ate them?! What? You're not supposed to eat them.

Ate them?! What? You're not supposed to eat them.

ATTENDANT: Hello?

Avoids another tackle and crosses the goal line.

Aw, come on, man. You just told me to get out of it.

Aw, dude, when was the last time we bought baseball cards, man?

Aw, I had her for a minute, but no.

Aw! Moms are so not lit.

Aw. Charlie, that is so nice.

Aw... shit

B But she didn't hear it

Back in the day, I banged all my secretaries.

Bad news, you're out.

Bam.

Bathroom thing is antiquated.

Batted around...

Be careful. Don't don't... don't go by the traps.

Be gone from me, you soy boy beta cuck.

Be gone!

Because beer has a five percent alcohol content

Because he's gross, he's ugly, he's a little bit of a monster.

Because I cut the brakes. Wild card, bitches!

Because I don't think I'm gonna Oh.

Because I feel like standing next to you,

Because I feel more comfortable around women.

Because I think women have been disrespected for far too long

Because I want to know who's in there,

Because I'm gay."

Because I'm totally confused about...

Because if the girl said no, then the answer,

Because if we do the same thing then why are we doing it at all?

Because it's, you know, it's quieter, it's less crowded.

Because of the Super Bowl.

Because Seth did it to her.

Because some Internet warrior put Paddy's on a list

Because that creates a more competitive atmosphere,

Because that's who he is, man.

Because the liberals are always whining about stuff

Because the most important aspect of a man's success

Because they do, like, five times

Because this is hypothetical, and he didn't say t that...

Because we both know what Dennis'll do to you

Because we have something you need,

Because women are excellent multitaskers.

Because you know about the release lever.

Because you told me to get one.

Because you're the worst.

Been looking all over the damn plane.

Before winning the California Open.

Before you vote, uh, Charlie, uh, you know,

Betty Ford!

Birds look good. Birds look good.

Blake Shelton will not be making it today.

Both of 'em. I mean, the last thing we need is two women,

Both the lock and the key.

BOTH: We did it! We did it! We did it

Brady got the ball back, and there's 58 seconds

Brady lost the ball.

Brady's going to Gronk; we're screwed.

Brady's got the ball with time on the clock!?

Brady's got the ball with time on the clock?

Brakes. No. Guys, why aren't the brakes working?

Bro, bro, I feel like a carefree, young kid

Bro, bro, I feel like a carefree, young kid

Bruh, that shit was hilarious.

Burglars.

Burning questions about my personal life, yeah.

But before he opens it, I'd like to take a brief moment

But but things are different now.

But don't eat all my gum, Charlie.

But he identifies as a woman when he poops.

But his brain is the size of a pea,

But I also keep my life tight.

But I came to this realization

But I can get a new pair of jean shorts

But I do know that we're not back

But I do know you got to do this.

But I do want to beat Dennis, so just pop it in.

But I don't harass anybody, so why am I here?

But I don't like getting caught in the rain.

But I encourage you to keep your minds open...

But I figured I could do that and participate

But I I'm kind of leaning towards you.

But I kind of like being the only woman.

But I see why you did it.

But I would like for you all to know that I am ready now,

But if Charlie missed the bus, he missed the bus.

But if I were to take my shirt off, they would be intimidated.

But if it wobbles and falls,

But it actually increases your risk.

But it does bring up an interesting point.

But it doesn't matter anyway, because it's not like

But it had to have an effect on his play late in the game.

But it has finally arrived,

But it's just a little too much for me.

But it's just gonna take me a few more weeks, so...

But it's not for her. It's about her.

But it's spelled with an "H,"

But it's sung by a man named Rupert Holmes.

But let's try and work together, okay?

But let's wait till we get to California.

But now I want it back, so where where is it?

But now I'm back on the scene, you know? Doing my rounds.

But now,

But okay, I'm in.

But since you asked, the federal law is 300 days

But some of you

But that's a virtue. Stealth. You know what I mean?

But that's not it.

But the good news is is we passed a Walmart

But then go out for dinner after

But there is a minority out there, and that's how

But they don't represent all men, you know,

But this book does not have the real rules of the road in here.

But this economy car has got me thinking

But this isn't the Eagles. Okay?

But this look's kind of working for you.

But we live in a civil society now.

But what I need to take seriously right now

But when you do it, it just seems to be depressing and sad.

But with the life of your son.

But women are on a little bit of a rampage right now

But you can't be ugly

But you didn't work as a team.

But you don't know anything about me.

But you got to let that shit out.

But you got to make a choice, okay?

But you refused to listen.

But you're gonna use Martina as your inspiration. See? Okay.

But, above all, without compromise

But, as we both know, from your Craigslist profile,

But, as women, we had to stick together

But, uh, until he gets his license back,

But, uh, what do you say we do, like, three rounds of shots

But...

Buy a new one on the way up there.

By a few bad ones, you know? Women like, uh...

By a single mother, you know?

By constantly chewing so loudly,

By your own argument,

Bye bye. Thank you for flying with us.

C can I purchase it from

California, USA.

Can anyone tell me who's legally at fault here?

Can fuel my desire to beat you, okay?

Can I call you later or something, 'cause I'm just...

Can I use this sock?

Can I...

Can the group from Paddy's Pub please focus up.

Can they do that?

Can we get some binoculars up in here, too?

Can we just catch up later when I get home from...

Can we not go there, please?

Can we not start messing with each other's memories?

Can we not start messing with each other's memories?

Can we please put two signs on the doors?

Can you guys just go back in there and do nothing, okay?

Can't breathe.

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Challenge accepted.

Charlie, are you a cross dresser?

Charlie, I'm breaking up with you.

Charlie, this is a sexual harassment seminar.

Charlie, what is taking so long?

Charlie, you were just playing his asshole to humiliate him.

Charlie, you're the janitor.

CHARLIE: [stammering] Come on!

CHARLIE: Come on, hurry up, guys. I want to get a good seat.

CHARLIE: Give me a minute. Give me a minute!

CHARLIE: Hey, honey.

CHARLIE: Is it? 'Cause mine's

CHARLIE: Mm, uh...

CHARLIE: No! I just like to use the women's bathroom,

CHARLIE: Oh, are we doing a whole stand up...?

CHARLIE: Oh.

CHARLIE: They look at you like this.

CHARLIE: Where is it? It was right here.

CHARLIE: Where is it? It was right here.

CHARLIE: Yeah, and, look, I I just,

CHARLIE: Yeah, yeah, you can just count on it.

Charlie!

Charlie?

Charlie? Give me a hand with this kid, would you?

Charlie? Mac?

Check this out.

Check this out. Huh?

Check this out. Trésor.

Chris Evert and I were actually good friends.

Christ, I'm sweating.

Chug boom!

Chug, chug, chug!

Chug! Chug! Chug!

Chug! Oh!

Cigs? Weed? Blow?

Cindy, I am so sorry for interrupting,

Cindy, we just wanted to let you know that you were right

CINDY: No?

CINDY: Okay, guys, I am going to use

CINDY: Okay, whatever.

CINDY: What an awesome night it's been, huh?

Cindy.

Clearly, we're gonna have to designate a leader here.

Clutch! [chuckles]

Coach people are not allowed in first class.

Come back to haunt me later.

Come here, come here, come here. Come here. I got you.

Come look, okay? That will change everything.

Come on, Charlie.

Come on, let us loose, Mac. Unleash the fury!

Come on, Mac. Help me out.

Come on, Mac. This is the salt of the earth.

Come on, man, I'm just trying to, like, remember, like,

Come on, man! I know you're in there!

Come on, man. What are you doing here?

Come on, man. You got it

Come on, us ladies we got to stick together.

Come on, you son of a bitch. Let me in. I can help you.

Come on. We're not doing that this time.

Come on. You don't want the coolest chick

COMMENTATOR: Patriots with the ball at their own

Confirming each partner's consent and enjoyment.

Confirming your full consent

Consider this there's there's no shame

Constantly calls his female coworker a bird?

Cool. Wh Which night, though?

Cool...

Correct.

Could you please sit down?

Couldn't be solved by a late night

Countdown to the game. And start the clock.

Cricket, you're back in. We're going to the Super Bowl.

Cricket?

Cricket's gonna do the dance. Dance, Cricket. Go. Dance

Cute. Great.

Dad...

Damn it, Frank. I knew this would happen

Damn it.

Deal

Deandra, that massage was everything.

Deandra, you should have let them crazy boys do this.

Dee looks good, Frank's killing it on the tuba,

Dee, be serious! Yes or no?

Dee, how'd the Eagles score?

Dee, we're gonna need to distract Murphy's security guard

Dee, woof!

Dee, you can't say that anymore, either.

Dee, you definitely have pink eye.

Dee, you don't want this loser back, do you?

Dee, you're gonna flirt with the security guard.

DEE: Did you run out of insults?

DEE: I don't know, we're gonna steal their customers.

DEE: I found the kittens.

DEE: My phone is moving slow as shit.

DEE: Ugh!

DEE: Yeah, we're right in the middle...

Dee!

Dee?

Dee?

Dee...

Dennis doesn't want to drive.

Dennis, Dennis, I am not fat. Look, I'm ripped.

Dennis, everyone knows that the most annoying person

Dennis, I don't understand.

Dennis, we're in your head, aren't we?

DENNIS: [chuckles] Hey, Frankie.

DENNIS: Absolutely. Then it becomes a game.

DENNIS: All right, calm down, calm down.

DENNIS: All right, now we're talking.

DENNIS: All right, well, that about does it,

DENNIS: Can everyone please gather around

DENNIS: Hold on a second there.

DENNIS: Or will it?

DENNIS: Reliving old memories is so fun.

DENNIS: Uh oh, we're minorities, which means that,

DENNIS: Uh, you know, ladies,

DENNIS: What do you mean you want to get...

DENNIS: Yeah. All right, well, anyway,

DENNIS: Yeah. What what am I seeing here?

Did did you hear what she said about being the quarterback?

Did it did it make you feel humiliated?

Did it make you make you feel small?

Did you fuck my mom, Santa Claus?

Did you fuck my mom, Santa?!

Did you fuck my mom?

Did you fuck...

Did you just try and slap me in my face?

Did you lose my invitation?

Did you not listen to the whole setup that the game nerd did?

Did you see that? Did you see...

Didn't touch a thing in here that was yours, man.

Didn't touch one of your gross things.

Digging through her trash and calling her repeatedly,

Do a superstition. Frank! Pee! Pee! Pee!

Do it for the Birds, Frank

Do it like Rocky, man. Push.

Do it out here where we can see what you're doing.

Do me a favor, hold that corner right there.

Do we all agree to these terms?

Do you guys still serve beer here, or...?

Do you have any more bottles of wine?

Do you remember the time that I sewed myself

Do you remember what he said to us

Do you...

Does anybody here do their job?

Does she think she's the leader?

Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.

Doesn't matter. Uh, listen, we're gonna need

Doesn't sit well, right? Doesn't sit well with me

Doing away with the statute of limitations altogether?

Don't bother. He doesn't speak English.

Don't embarrass me, man.

Don't make me do the whole thing.

Don't sit down!

Don't tell me that, man. It's, like, such a happy song.

Don't touch me, okay? Wake up. We're not...

Don't worry about it, this is the last time

Don't worry, Dennis, I already found one,

Don't. Come on. L Listen

Don't... Come here, come here, come here.

Done! I'm using the ladies' bathroom, right?

Dork.

Drank 70 beers on a flight to L.A.,

Drink up, ladies.

Dude, I wonder if they have bikes around here.

Dude, I've got a phone.

Dude, if we were in my head,

Dude, Shawn Dumont and their buddies,

Dudes.

Due to the custom nature of the usage of the doll.

E A G L E S!

E A G L E S!

E A G L E S!

E A G L E S! Eagles!

Eagles must have scored. It's working!

Eagles!

Eagles!

Eagles! All right, boys.

Egyptian cotton.

Either way, Cricks, you're out. Get out of here.

Either way, It does... I can't molest you, you know?