It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Season 7 Edit

A A And also, I'm feeling incredibly lucky to be making

A and now you guys are laughing at me!

A cab? Dee, don't be a fool! We'll never get a cab out here.

A dead tooth, Maureen. With a diamond in it.

A great investment opportunity.

A grown man cannot blow a sign off of a building.

A hand job. Hey, can you guys, uh, maybe be quiet?

A kid like this needs guidance.

A leather shop in Arizona? Yeah.

A little rehearsal or something.

A meat bomb! Y Y Y You blow it up. [Groaning]

A night with a limo driver? This is a good idea.

A oh!

A perfect example of when democracy has failed.

A plan to get revenge.

A Pretty Woman? Uh huh.

A propeller on his head. I like the shushing though.

A silk sash at Tootie's?

A troll? Yeah.

A vote for thin limes would get me out of your apartment.

A vote solves everything in a democracy, does it not?

A wall of water could just come gushing through here.

A whole bunch of tickets to The Jay Leno Show.

Aaah! I've sinned!

Aaah! What No,no,no,no,no,n0! Shh,Shh,shh.

Aah! I come down to the bunker sometimes when it rains

About how I was the perfect one to lead us into the house because of my wonderful grace.

About killing and eating each other already, okay?

About opening up imported leather shops in Arizona?

Absolutely. All about the kids, yeah. Absolutely, yeah. No, totally.

Ack! I love this game!

Adriano made fake tickets! Those tickets are fake!

Adults should not be making plans that are based on dumb movies!

After party back at my house, all right?

After party either, but whatever.

Agarren las cosas que necesiten para

Agrees to follow all the rules that we set forth.

Ah yow!

Ah, bro, so good to have you back. [Laughing]

Ah, come on.

Ah, God.

Ah, he's good with the conversation and [ Coughs ]

Ah, it's the media. They hype the storm. They hype the looting.

Ah, shit!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Allison.

Ah! Goddamn... I don't have ringworm

Ah! Perfect! Okay, gentlemen.

Ah! That felt good. Losers.

Ah! You are right. This is an easy one.

Ah! You used my name. I'm gonna hang up now! And don't oome home, Frankie.

Ah. Yes. I'll explain it to you, Frank. It can get a little confusing.

Ah...!

Ah...!

Aha! I knew it!

Ahh! There's nothing like that...

Ahh! We're going to go into Plan

Ahora, esta tormenta no ha pasado todavia. [Laughing]

Ain't this some shit!

Ain't this some shit.

All aboard!

All cleaned up, huh? Except for that tooth.

All for thinner limes, raise your hands.

All I'm doing is serving drinks!

All I'm saying is that when you go into survival mode, it's every man for himself.

All my All my funny jokes and stuff that I throw out.

All of the unsolved crimes and murders in Philadelphia.

All of us, including you,

All right, all right, all right. We drink for five seconds.

All right, all right, just flip the coin. All right

All right, all right, now, do you remember Psycho Pete?

All right, Artemis, could you, um, give me a little music, please?

All right, but hurry up. Oh, check out these updates.

All right, Charlie, stop screwing around, okay?

All right, cool. Yeah, well, you can't have a party without liquor.

All right, Dee, here we go. It's showtime. Are you ready?

All right, Dee, put two more minutes on the clock. Let's go.

All right, everybody, you know what time it is!

All right, gross. Whatever.

All right, hey.

All right, hit him, hit him!

All right, I don't eat lunch anymore, for instance.

All right, I got something else I've been working on all night. Come with me. Lock up.

All right, I'll get the food. Yeah. Oh, my God.

All right, I'll sneak in. I sneak in all the time.

All right, I'm gonna make you my puppet.

All right, I'm gonna take off. Okay.

All right, it was super fun to see you guys.

All right, let's just see if they have Psycho Pete's name tag

All right, listen up, jerks!

All right, man. All right, Charlie.

All right, okay. Okay. All right, okay.

All right, our turn.

All right, ready?

All right, see you later.

All right, so here's here's how we're gonna do it.

All right, so what is it?

All right, sweet. Yeah?

All right, think. Think. Think.

All right, we gotta find a new point of entry.

All right, we take our pieces, we put 'em in jail.

All right, we'll come up with a separate agreement. Who sleeps with whose daughter?

All right, we'll just, uh Why don't we head out?

All right, well, let's let's Let's do this thing.

All right, well, nonetheless, I say to you peace.

All right, well, you stink. Mm hmm. All right, you know what?

All right, whatever. Our turn. Our turn. Here we go. Ready, Charlie?

All right, who's in charge here? Sir, go back to your seat.

All right, wrap it up, wrap it up, wrap it up.

All right, yes. Go to the bar.

All right, you guys.

All right, you know what? We gotta stop pussy dicking around here, okay?

All right!

All right! All right! Hi.

All right! How you doin', buddy?

All right.

All right.

All right. [ Charlie ] Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

All right. [ Grunts ]

All right. [ Spits ]

All right. Good work, Frank.

All right. Here.

All right. Listen. Can I stop all this for one second?

All right. Mac, say “I got infected.”

All right. Maybe the poster is the problem because it says...

All right. Oh, gentlemen, it's time.

All right. Okay, there's a nice way to do that.

All right. Punch it.

All right. So it was late one night,

All right. Well, I'm out of here.

All right. Well, maybe I'll see you Friday or something.

All that paperwork that you need to prove

All that, street rat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

All the leather. Yeah.

All the streets are blocked. Hey, let's ask this cop.

All these old patriotic songs need updates.

ALL: Reunion! Reunion!

Alone you'll be.

Alotofyour weird canned foods and sardines, Charlie.

Also, dude, I'm sorry,

Also, I'm gonna become a foot girl.

Also, I'm pro abortion, so I'm probably going straight to hell.

Also, I'm super pissed because my friends made me fat.

Also, put down one of the sites that was

Although then we did try out for the wrestling team,

Am I gonna have to change my phone number? That's a pain in the ass.

Am I right, though?

Am I right?

Am I right? I mean, it's like Excuse me? Excuse me.

Amen. ♪♪ [ Radio Off]

Amigos, tenemos

An animal that we never knew...

An integrated place where blacks and whites can get along.

And “pa chow!” We blow it up!

And a deceiver.

And a few weeks ago, we became more successful than we ever have before.

And a significant amount of injury stoppages. Hence the first aid kit.

And all for thicker limes, raise your hands.

And also the depository of, uh,

And although I seem relaxed, I'm actually incredibly tense at all times.

And and ex wives, all right?

And before you had the chance to get together the proper paperwork,

And caring about that work and really giving it your all.

And Charlie was, like, “I'm gonna jam that stick up your ass!”

And conspiring to destroy the human race.

And Dee banged a fat old black lady,

And Dee has joined us.

And Dee is sucking off Don Cheadle or something.

And Dee's body brace.

And Dennis can pour more acid on his face.

And Dennis turned out to be a loser.

And do God knows what to them, Frank.

And Egypt and Japan and the **** are all peaceful together

And every night it seemed like she was singing to me.

And everyone is bracing themselves for torrential rainfall.

And finally, all in favor...

And first thing we do is, to preserve our clothes, we take take our clothes off.

And Frank kept coming up with plans, and they were not good.

And Frank wants to go ahead and get married to Roxy as soon as possible.

And get it!

And get ourselves a couple of Tommy Bahama shirts.

And getting tax breaks for the next 18 years.

And guess what?

And guess what.

And he became the main drug dealer...

And he didn't have No, he was not.

And he's, like, “You want to split it with me, 50 50?”

And here she is festering away in a one bedroom apartment...

And hopefully cleanse us of the horrifying events that we've just witnessed.

And hung out with a stray dog all night under a bridge, okay?

And I add all that charm to the place.

And I am gonna be the one who pushes you to do it.

And I can tell by the way you're staring at me that you're wondering if I'm cool too.

And I don't care if anybody doesn't like that about me.

And I don't know what happens out here. Okay, I tell you what.

And I don't think you're gonna get to bang Adriano now, either.

And I don't want any of that shit.

And I have to produce a real baby!

And I know that what's important to you is money and power,

And I love boiling denim and banging whores.

And I love crabs. I like crabs.

And I think a lot of people in this world, Oh.

And I want to make this legit.

And I wanted to invite you to it [ Exhales ] for

And I was gonna smell the pen, because it's Adriano

And I was here!

And I won't be talking to you, because you lower my stock.

And I, for one I don't want things to change.

And I'd rather be the one with the knife.

And I'll be in and out like a demon's whisper”?

And I'm gonna I'm fine with it. I don't care about it.

And I'm taking action.

And I'm used to being at whatever number.

And I've been so lonely, you know. [ Chuckles ]

And if I don't legitimize this thing,

And if it does happen, I'm gonna get high.

And if some punk ass kid humiliates you, you got to do

And if they were expecting him.

And if we're gonna do it right, we're gonna do it right.

And in the Christian tradition,

And it did, for a while, till she started using again. Mm hmm.

And it is gonna propel me back into the mid '90s,

And it is very important, but we're on to this now. You know, we'll do it later.

And it was working.

And it'll be a rule that we had to drink it.

And it's a lucky thing I brought the back brace.

And it's called The N/jghtman Comelh.

And it's gonna be packed to the gills with vagrants.

And it's gonna rock.

And just about when we were about to hit each other with the sword,

And keep it neat

And let the current gently roll us back to shore.

And Mac and I will pick up the name tags.

And months turned into years.

And my hope is that it will incentivize you...

And none of them have any insurance. That's why they drive so slow.

And normal stuff there too. Yeah.

And now I'm going to be claiming him as a dependent...

And now I'm thinking, like, you're not supposed to eat them or something,

And now it looks like a whole scam.

And now she's getting audited.

And now the kid lives upstate with his grandparents,

And now there's nowhere else for me to go but down from here.

And on the way, let's fire down to John Wanamaker's...

And only angels can fly. Good God. Sorry.

And opening leather shops in Arizona.

And opportunities to win stuffed toys.

And parade them around like sex objects.

And peace be to you, my lady.

And puss.

And referring to all of us as your minions.

And secondly, she's not 65 years old.

And see if her breasts are as staggering in person.

And she fell into a depression.

And she's pro abortion.

And so it comes to this:

And start thinking about our problems. [ Growls ]

And started hanging out at the local bars. Right.

And swarm they will, Tim.

And that's exactly where you're gonna go with it.

And that's it. So now you understand.

And that's the way it is.

And that's what I want, too.

And that's when I saw... my brother.

And that's when we became business partners.

And that's why you're so desperate for things to be different.

And the black people are stealing speakers.

And the boardwalk is the cultural center of the Jersey Shore, so let's go there.

And the crowd is scattering.

And the first team to complete all three levels wins the game.

And the guy was super small, so I'm fine.

And the most important thing to remember is that this whole thing is over.

And the next thing on the list is limes and how we slice them.

And the sunblock drink? Nice, guys.

And the winner Ooh. The winner gets a sweet prize.

And their big, beautiful black butts.

And then all of a sudden, everybody's on the gas.

And then Charlie and I were wrestling every day...

And then find some kinda rabies infested rodent...

And then Frank was, like, “Come here, you little bitch! Goddamn it!”

And then have them run in opposite directions, ripping us apart!

And then I did get away.

And then I do think a couple of the guys got it on the team.

And then I hope they **** you in their basement for 10 years.

And then I was gonna neglect you emotionally

And then I'll I'll help you out with your lime problem.

And then now it's what you want.

And then sent her hair. That's not All right.

And then she had us build this bunker.

And then Social Services came knocking at the door,

And then someone says, “Hey, did you see that clean bar? Let's go there.”

And then they became monsters, which in turn made them make me fat.

And then we were gonna slay her. Yeah.

And then we'll plummet 2O stories and the rush will propel us forward...

And then when we'd leave, Frank and Dennis became all buddy buddy?

And then you got Mac, who's a rat.

And then you have dry clothes afterwards.

And then you just snuffed me out again, huh, Mac?

And then you won't hear all the talking and [ Dee ] Don't touch me.

And then, at the bottom, I'll put my phone number. Right.

And then, one night I heard the voice of an angel.

And there's a 50 50 chance we're winning this whole thing, right now.

And there's no way a man could have blown that off of our bar. There's just no way.

And therefore a giant wooden crucifix...

And these...

And they are very seldom the same people. Yeah.

And they get all jealous and pissed off, and they want to shush you.

And they get to ride on fun rides and they get to have their first kiss.

And they were basically just lackeys of this guy named Psycho

And they'd have their way with him, and, if he died,

And they're all going to Disneyland. [ Tires Screeching ]

And they're not gonna let you inside without it.

And they've left. They've left now.

And this one here

And to you, my son. Peace be to you.

And try and keep your emotions out of it,

And unforgettable sexualexpeflence of their lives.

And walk around barefoot in this disgusting sewer.

And walking around in this gross place. Dee, you'll stretch them out.

And we are looking for a couple of employees to fill our shoes, literally.

And we just yell at each other to get the shit that we want, raise your hands.

And we named it after our star attraction.

And we need the latest technology to keep up.

And we stick 'em in some lamb.

And we'll fire a shush right in his face. [ Gasps ]

And what I saw when I got home made me sick.

And what is your technique, sir? Because I want to learn that. That is

And when he came up short, I called in a favor.

And when it's black people, ifsloofing.

And why is there a condom wrapper on the floor?

And wondering what the hell

And you Bring your girlfriends, too, you know?

And you can keep the goddamn details to yourself.

And you don't need to, dude. These people don't know who you are!

And you guys can each grab a box over there, and then we'll

And you ogle some broads.

And you wave good bye.

And you're definitely not good,

And you're gonna be my star attraction.

And you're ugly and you ooze sleaze and you're very, very ugly.

And your sister she is a stupid little shit mouthed bitch, isn't she?

And, if the dog or when the dog bites a customer,

And, sir, seriously?

And, uh, and that's the thing of it, and... It's good.

And, uh, I banged her.

And, uh, I'll meet up with you guys later, okay?

And, uh, I'm not seeing yours.

And, uh, it's home to many, uh, weird fishlike creatures.

And, uh, too cold. Yeah.

And, you know, for the good of the race?

And, you know, you just give that guy a sense of you and your smells and

And,uh, old man I don't know.

And,uh, the bridge business mostly.

And... I'm gonna miss ya.

And... you guys ready? Yeah.

Angel

Another appearance as the Aluminum Monster after so many years.

Another closure. All right, think. Think.

Another one? Yes, another shusher shushing rne on the phone.

Any second now, there's gonna be broads walking through that door in swimsuits.

Any word on if he's coming tonight, or...?

Anyhow, I saw you standing over here alone.

Anytime you find out some dude's got a crazy torture basement or something,

Anyway, by the time I got out of prison,

Anyway, everybody put your hands together and clap for the kids.

Anyway, uh, Barney,

Apparently we're just gonna get a light drizzle.

Are Mac and Charlie's pieces.

Are my eyes bleeding? Aaah!

Are out of your goddamn minds? What is this? Where's the baby?

Are they Oh, no.

Are they gone? I don't know. Let's just quietly get out.

Are very much looking forward to another annihilation.

Are we still doing that? No. We gave that plan up a really long time ago.

Are you crazy? Yeah, you don't even know the guy's name.

Are you drinking sunscreen?

Are you eating in there?

Are you excited about that? Yeah, I don't really oare about any of that.

Are you familiar?

Are you getting it? Yeah, yeah, I think I got this.

Are you guys gonna help me do the virus thing, or what? We're busy right now, Frank.

Are you guys kidding me? You're focused on boobies...

Are you guys looking for Dylan Toback? Yes.

Are you guys ready to get it? Let's get some beer!

Are you having another baby? No! No.

Are you implying we can't afford that? Can you?

Are you kidding me? Come on! [ Horn Honks ]

Are you kidding me? This whole thing's coming to a head right now.

Are you kidding me? What are you wearing?

Are you kidding me? What?

Are you kidding me? You think girls are gonna want to come back to a bar...

Are you not familiar with how a woman urinates? Yes, I am, Dee,

Are you okay? You're sweating profusely.

Are you out of your mind? This man is bleeding to death here!

Are you ready? I'm ready. I'm very excited.

Are you still talking about the vase? The vase is not cursed.

Are you sure? Why are you so obsessed with this guy?

Are you talking about killing and eating me, Frank?

Are you threatening me?

Are you willing to go through the freight train initiation?

As a matter of fact, only if we follow through with this plan will the vase be stolen.

As Americans, okay?

As many of our plans are, I now realize.

As the hurricane moves up the East Coast,

As to where all the people are though. No idea. No idea.

As you can see behind me, Larry,

As you can see from the state that these pieces are in,

Associating with a man like that's not gonna make you look any better.

At a certain point, it's your fault for not moving.

At a happening little jazz club on the north side of town

At a time when a massive storm is about to hit Philadelphia?

At any moment, hoards of maniacs could come pouring through the windows.

At Paddy's Pub, you're guaranteed to catch a

At this point, I doubt that this is even the family mentioned in the article.

At times like this, I

Ate them for Christmas dinner?

Attack the target from a different angle.

Audited? Oh, she's screwed.

Audited? Why? What are you talking about?

Aw, man, this is gonna be awesome, dude. [ Cell Phone Rings ]

Aw, man! Come on. Come on.

Aw, shit, Charlie.

Aw, shit. One, by one

Aw, that's terrible! Let's just get back out there and step it up a little bit.

Aw, well [ Laughing ] Come on.

Aw! I hate this game. I hate this game.

Aw! They're spectacular. Wow!

Aw. Goddamn it.

Awesome. And if you're an intruder, you should get bit by a pit bull.

Awesome. Awesome. Okay, okay.

Awful.

Aww. No, guys. Guys.

Babe, let's get outta here.

Baby croaked. Oh, uh, yes.

Baby got back, and I can't wait to shove it into these fools' faces.

Baby's got back, Christie.

Baby's got back.

Back off, bitch.

Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river.

Barry! What took you so long?

Basically, these people are Southern, and the lady lied to the man.

Beautiful, magical town.

Beauty pageant.

Because at a certain point during the game,

Because his fatness is starting to affect our entire crew.

Because I am coming for you.

Because I brought Dee's old back brace, and I got it in the car.

Because I feel like the coverage was a little bit more... extensive.

Because I l left him in the car

Because I love to talk about little Barney. I do.

Because I think it should be Vice President of Worldwide Distribution.

Because I would eat you for breakfast.

Because I'm dipping them in bleach so that I can clean them faster.

Because I'm just explaining to Frank that reason will prevail.

Because I'm sensing some resistance.

Because it's a computer virus.

Because last time we tried to get a junkyard dog,

Because Samantha is a star, okay?

Because success was about to change everything.

Because the man is carrying around trash bags filled with Mexican foods.

Because the older I get, the more vigilant I become.

Because this is why

Because we can show you the ropes here at the Jersey Shore.

Because we kinda need to get out of here.

Because we were trying out for the wrestling team, and then, you know,

Because you guys get really emotional about everything.

Because you make a lot of cash...

Because you're gay.

Because you're sleazy and we don't trust you.

Because, you see, Frank's mind is still fairly strong,

Been doing a lot of hummingbirds today. I'm good.

Beep beep bop.

Beep beep.

Before I use it. That goes without saying.

Before the worst of the storm hits.

Before those gorilla dickheads get down there.

Before you could talk,

Before you could walk,

Begin! GO; g0, go, go,

Behind us. [ Scurrying ]

Being able to eat at any rate you want to eat. Shut Shut up.

Belongs in a museum, bro.

Better yet, a vote for thick limes

Big. It should be the centerpiece of the whole room.

Binky, Binky, Binky.

Binky!

Binky.

Bitch!

Black. Guys, this could be some dark shit right here.

Blowing the busboy from the restaurant down the street.

Board flipping. Cheating.

Bomb threat? No.

Bomb threat? Oh, shit.

Boom. Hard alcohol level.

Boom. Let's eat. All right.

Boy, she was the cat's meow.

Boy, you're really off the wagon, huh?

Break it up. You could have had any girl you wanted.

Breathe and eat separately.

Bring it on, bitches!

Bro, check this out. Try to move me.

Bro, I'm sorry.

Bro, our night was way more amazing. And it actually happened.

Bullshit!

Bunch of garbage that's just taking up space.

Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn! Hey!

Burn! Burn! Burn! Yeah. Cool. What are you guys burning?

But at a rave, I feel like that would have been awesome.

But because of you two, he was always in jail.

But Dee's inflated ego about her comedy was keeping her from doing her job.

But first, we need to board up windows. Frank, you help me with this plywood.

But guess what.

But his body's very, very weak, so I think it's a wash.

But I am gonna need a business card,

But I am pretty cool, Bobby. [ Laughing ]

But I am the only one here right now, so I am in charge.

But I don't believe in God.

But I don't want real power, because with real power comes real responsibility,

But I feel like you didn't You didn't say food.

But I forgive you. That's all in the past.

But I got some hush money, so it's all good.

But I had to wean myself off.

But I haven't done very much wrong.

But I like these figures I'm seeing.

But I never heard back.

But I want Murphy first.

But I want you to stop banging other guys.

But I'm more healthier than he is, I think is the point that you're trying to make.

But I've got a plan to get revenge.

But if the rude man calls me [ Snaps Fingers ] that works too.

But if you do, you'll be lucky,

But if you get caughtcheafing, they advance to the next level.

But if you wanna go, you can go.

But is this the size you had in mind?

But it got very strange.

But it is under the boardwalk where the action really happens.

But it needs to be in the back of the bar.

But it's all about the avatar. The beefcake avatar.

But it's not nearly as gross as I thought it was gonna be.

But it's still not good enough for me,

But know... that I strongly disagree with this!

But lasers Lasers would do it.

But let's not waste this date.

But let's shush this guy and get cut of here, because it's starting to get complicated.

But maybe this will change your mind.

But mostly doing cocaine.

But my past came back to bite me.

But not a proud one. Nope.

But now I think it might not be, you know what I mean? Mm mmm.

But now I'm just regular sick.

But now's not a great time. You know what I mean?

But she didn't want her summers to end, so she got herself a fake I.D. and a push up bra...

But she was old, and I never had a problem getting it up with her.

But she's still plowing other dudes.

But that dog is turning into hot soup out there in the sun.

But that's the most important thing exclusivity.

But the answer is yes.

But the customers were getting just as frustrated as he was.

But the only thing that you're claiming was that this man shushed you?

But the point is, if Mads telling you what to do, listen.

But the subject appears to have...

But then extreme highs gave way to extreme lows...

But then you'd just go and you'd hang out with Ronnie

But there are other issues that are pressing too.

But there's a guy. Uh Uh, there's a fat guy.

But these letters

But they rarely ever do get different.

But to be a mature ass adult about this shit.

But tomorrow night I am proposing to that dirty whore.

But wait, wait It just won't work.

But we been clickin' lately. This is gonna be a good night for us.

But we have a list of things on the docket here that we gotta check off,

But what am I gonna do out here, you know?

But what do I really want?” Do I really want?

But why? That's not magical. That's not romantic.

But you cannot flush the toilet.

But you don't need a title.

But you need to help me come up with a plan. This is breaking and entering.

But you said the virus video was the most important thing.

But you want to fill it with pussy.

But you waste so muoh time talking to them when you should be plowing them.

But you weren't gonna understand that unless I told you the whole story.

But you're not taking my little girl.

But, uh, I don't want to waste any more time here, so

But, um, I'm getting a little hung up on something.

But, well, you know what?

But' sometimes dreams come a2' a price.

Butnobody would buy the baby because it was white.

C) great and angry God, I command thee to smite my friends!

Call 911. No, it's okay.

Calm dow Charlie, Charlie, take emotion out of it.

Calm down, everybody. Calm down. Calm down.

Calm down!

Calm down. You're gonna be good. ♪♪ [ Steel Guitar]

Can be much better than the first.

Can Dennis please come here and do this? Where is Dennis?

Can get a bit boring.

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

Can I please get, like, 2O margaritas so this bitch will listen to my kid joke?

Can I say a few words?

Can I see it?

Can I talk to you for a second? Yeah.

Can our boyfriends come too?

Can we get naked really quick?

Can we just change the conversation?

Can we just focus on something else?

Can we maybe put this divider up?

Can we not talk about alimony payments right now?

Can you believe I came to this thing? I was posted up over there.

Can you believe we're That's like destiny!

Can you go ahead and throw an extra double cheeseburger on there, please?

Can you please use microphone? Very difficult for people to hear in back.

Can you watch your language, please, Roxy?

Can, um, we get those margaritas that we ordered a while ago as well?

Carpetbaggers, huh? Yeah.

Cbkay, okay, all right. Well, calm down. it's understandable.

CDh, I rem He was, like, so cool. He was, like, way above me.

CDh! [ Charlie ] Are you okay?

Chance! Chance.

Change of plans, okay?

Chardee MacDennis the game of games.

Chardee MacDennis is an awesome board game...

Charlie doesn't know what a diversion is apparently.

Charlie gave up his 5C) cents. I got $500 in my pocket.

Charlie got really upset when I banged the waitress.

Charlie just puked blood all over some lady in a limousine,

Charlie wrote this musical.

Charlie, Charlie, stop, stop, stop.

Charlie, don't go in the crevice. I'm going in the crevice, Frank.

Charlie, I might be in love with this woman.

Charlie, it's going to knock you unconscious.

Charlie, lock the door.

Charlie, that's a piece of a broken glass bottle.

Charlie, there's all kinds of rides and games...

Charlie, we got to get the freight train back together.

Charlie, what are you doing here?

Charlie, where's the cash I gave you?

Charlie, you made it. Hey!

CHARLIE: I know.

Charlie! Charlie, there you are.

Charlie. Are you asleep? No No!

Charlie. Charlie, don't put the bleach and the ammonia together!

Charlie. Charlie.

Charlie. He's my buddy. We sleep together. We hang out together.

Charlie's favorite board game? Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Charlie's got a point! One of the cornerstones of Paddy's Pub is thick limes.

Cheating! Cheating! That's cheating.

Check this out.

Cheers

Cheese and crepes!

Cheese and crepes. Son of a gun.

Cheese and crow. All right, it's our turn. Let's go get the cards.

Child pageantry is an essential part of the American fabric.

Child pageantry?

Child pageants that's American tradition right there.

Child, I ain't nothin' but a backup singer.

Chimichanga, chimichanga, chimichanga. Mac

Chimichangas are delicious. I told you, dude.

Choo choo!

Chug! Chug!

Clap. Clap.

Clear the dance floor.

Clearly, success is starting to get to all of us!

Clearly, the pressures of success were cracking both he and Dennis.

Clearly, the success of the bar has proved that I have achieved physical perfection.

Colombia.

Come back for me!

Come here! [Laughs]

Come here. Come here. [ Laughing ]

Come on in. [ Chuckles ] Oh!

Come on, come on, come on. Get it, get it, get it.

Come on, come on! Get outta the way!

Come on, Dee. Go, go, go. And time.

Come on, Dennis.

Come on, Frank, it's not like we've never been...

Come on, Frank. I'm coming.

Come on, get us down, Dee.

Come on, girls.

Come on, let's get some revenge here.

Come on, man! Yeah, all right.

Come on, man. This guy's been in here.

Come on, Roxy. Big day for Frank here.

Come on, we're not doing plan B, it's ridiculous.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! [Rumbling, Splashing]

Come on! Hit the line. Get in line.

Come on. Come on. [ Cash Register Beeping ]

Come on. I don't know. Let's think about this.

Come on. Let's go! To bunker!

Come on. Let's go.

Come on. No. He's got a ton of good qualities.

Come on. Shut up. He's not looking at your back.

Come on. Yeah

Come to the bunker! Come to the bunker! [ Screaming, Whimpering ]

Come to the bunker! Come to the bunker! [ Screaming, Whimpering ]

Coming from in the back. Back here?

Company meeting. Let's go.

Congratulations, all right? Fudge on crackers, all right?

Congratulations. This is a much better seat.

Cook the meat immediately.

Cool.

Could we talk for just a quick sec?

Could you hold on one second, Dennis?

Crack.

Crack. [ Lighter Clicks ]

Crazy, crazy weather coming our way. Yeah.

Crazy.

Crickefs out in the car bleeding like a pig. Seriously?

Crying baby! Crying baby herd [ Baby Crying 1

D Don't make fun of me, okay?

Da da da! I don't care about any of these details,

Daddy got a new plan. Let's head down to Tootie's,

Damn it, damn it, damn it! This is such a stupid goddamn situation.

Dangerous family? No.

Darkest thing we've ever done. Mm hmm.

Dead body's like a piece of trash.

Dead hooker in my apartment?

Deandra, come back here

Deandra, did you tell the I.R.S. you work here?

Deandra, okay, now here you go.

Deandra, you got to All you have to do is hold the pigeon.

Dee got us all worked up about the computers taking over mankind,

Dee just has to do one thing.

Dee,

Dee, how much time? Uh, 10 seconds.

Dee, I think you need to stop focusing on how to get back in

Dee, I'm sorry we threw your back out, but you're lucky

Dee, listen to me.

Dee, time? Uh, we have just about a half hour.

Dee, what are you doing? “Baby Got Back.”

Dee, you are nosing in. Nip it in the bud.

Dee, you gangly, uncoordinated bitch,

Dee, you're escalating shit.

Dee, your breath is hideous.

Dee. Dee, you know me, Dee.

Dee's definitely going down in this audit.

Dennis always tells me, never let someones resistance stop you from getting what you want.

Dennis and I used to be really good friends

Dennis is getting a hand job in the back. Seriously?

Dennis is in the bathroom, and he's been there for, like, an hour!

Dennis Reynolds. What's up, man?

Dennis, Dennis, plan B might be the only option we have left.

Dennis, he's not going to replace my blood.

Dennis, I got her! Dennis, I got her!

Dennis, you're coming out hot.

Dennis, you're gonna like these seats.

DENNIS: This is great.

Dennis!