It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Season 11 Edit

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A and a big fan of black judges,

A And then, uh, you know,

A beer. Just want a beer.

A bird shit in my mouth!

A bird shit inside of my mouth!

A bird. The McPoyle family's

A bunch of, like, really personal information about us.

A cleaner cut, really.

A couple rules about not cursing and not asking questions

A decapitat... uh, head in a box!

A distraction, because I wanted to get into this hill

A double black diamond? I wish it was a triple black.

A gift?

A goddamn beer, we wouldn't be in this mess.

A goddamn fiasco, and I'm gonna enjoy every second of it.

A goddamn laxative, Charlie! You just pooped your pants!

A good distraction, like, um, you know,

A good idea to get a model of that.

A hard clay penis. Oh...

A huge part of my life moving forward!

A little hair of the dog that bit you?

A little outdated.

A look at the schedule, maybe? Just got to figure out Let's go. Come on.

A lot of modern art is... is trash.

A lot of sex, Jacuzzi sex, Dennis!

A lot of the questions are outdated.

A lot of unnecessary notes.

A member from each team

A member of each team must make this clue out of clay

A member that none of us have met.

A metaphor for, you know, "I I am a leprechaun."

A one Mr. Royal McPoyle.

A pathetic vibe. Yeah.

A pelican dropped it and we... Yeah, we picked it up.

A Pocono swallow, to be more accurate.

A pretty prime time acting reel here.

A real shit kicker last night, huh?

A recap... Now, see, I forgot that.

A roommate? N n n... no, no.

A simple mind game.

A stop to this right now.

A sweet businessman when I think about it.

A very authentic St. Patty's Day experience.

A very rare, very elusive bird.

A woman's mouth is not for exiting of words,

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! No!

Aah.

Aah.

About doing this for years, and... Is that Richard Grieco?

About keeping one hand on this woman?

About that chirping sound did you hear that?

About the game anymore.

About what they said or are doing, you know what I mean?

About whether or not we should recap,

About who wins. Just for this time. Yes.

Abramowitz!

Absolutely not. We are not doing this again.

Abuse? Did these guys hurt you?

Across the pool over here?

Acting in a feature film. "Hella." Are we saying "hella" now?

Actually I might want to get myself a flute.

Actually, four with me, so, four way

Actually, it makes sense. I mean,

Actually, uh... the whole Snow Palace thing

Adult game play is a fast rising market,

After I had already invented this.

Again, no questions.

Against the ship sinking?

Ah, come here, baby.

Ah, Dennis, I know what's happening.

Ah, good point. So get rid of my dog?

Ah, he used to be big. No. Yeah, no

Ah, it looks a little bit junky.

Ah, shit, Frank, what year do you think it is?

Ah, shit!

Ah, shit! Probably Asians.

Ah, thanks, Charlie.

Ah, the party guys!

Ah, there it is.

Ah, whatever.

Ah, why can't people just stay out of this?

Ah! I can't do it, I can't do it! Oh! Ha!

Ah! Still got the gun!

Ah. Wish there was a way

Ah...

All about Communism.

All accents are dropped the minute someone

All by herself.

All I need are the facts to this case.

All I see is a bunch of pipes.

All of them?

All of your needs for under 1,500 bucks a month?

All over the mountain.

All right, all right, calm down, calm down.

All right, all right, calm down, calm down.

All right, all right, look, g guys, uh,

All right, bro... bro.

All right, come on, come on.

All right, doesn't matter. He probably killed it

All right, earlier, you you referred to my ex wife as a cat,

All right, fine.

All right, Frank. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Leave him alone.

All right, get me good. Whoa.

All right, here, sit down for a second. Okay.

All right, I'll leave him alone.

All right, I'm trying to give these guys... Look, guys,

All right, let me explain it to you, at least.

All right, let me get the blanket, let me get the blanket.

All right, let's begin.

All right, let's do it.

All right, let's just, let's ask something easier.

All right, let's pull him.

All right, look, forget about the model, all right? Let's not talk about the model.

All right, look, we're gonna have a good time here, okay?

All right, Mac, you got to find some other way over that fence.

All right, nice. What's the prank? What's the prank?

All right, now go limber up, and I'll I'll meet you at the chair.

All right, now you're gonna start

All right, now, listen up, guys.

All right, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Push "end." End.

All right, out you go, ladies. Out you go.

All right, so how about this?

All right, so let me know which ones you want to hear.

All right, so we just got to figure out

All right, so what do you think?

All right, stop, stop, stop.

All right, that sounded racist.

All right, uh, I guess that's good.

All right, we got to get up there and try that door again.

All right, well, either way, let's do that.

All right, well, either way, this whole thing's gonna be

All right, well, I'm taking a vacation from you guys, okay?

All right, well, that just leaves you and me, and, uh,

All right, well, what do we do with this piece of shit?

All right, well...

All right, well... I guess we should go to sleep.

All right, what about this one? You know,

All right, you and I will be the bottoms.

All right, you go do that, Okay. Yeah.

All right, you know what, let's...

All right, you know, Right, yeah

All right, Your Honor,

All right! All right, okay.

All right? That's why you're here.

All right? Was the guy who wrote that gross?

All right? What about this place, man?

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right.

All right. All right. All right. I'm taking the lead here, okay?

All right. Here we go. All right.

All right. In what scenario

All right. Let's go get some crack.

All right. Mmm.

All right. No more questions.

All right. Okay. Okay. Here we go.

All right. Okay. Yeah, yeah

All right. Peace be with you.

All right. Yeah, this is weird to me.

All right. Yes.

All righty, here we go. See what we're getting into today.

All righty. Okay. Look, look...

All that well? Yes, that's correct.

All we ask is that you try to keep an open mind.

All we have to do is exist here for the next couple weeks,

All you boys have to do...

All you do is think about yourself!

Allow all this. You gonna allow that?

Allow me to destroy your gallery.

Almost full cat. It's it's madness.

Also known as Shoots and Splatters.

Also you're going bald. I'm going bald?!

Also, I love you."

Am I dead? Huh?

Am I in hell?!

Amongst swine and savages, like you would on any other day,

An authentic Irish experience,

An understandable mistake. Could happen to any one of us.

And "entering"? Hey! Excuse me, every... You know what?

And a state of the art spa.

And also, dude, what's with the hats?

And and climb over the fence. I'm too strong.

And and trying to catch the leprechaun. No, no!

And animals.

And anything less than first place will not be tolerated.

And because he's embarrassed about being *******.

And bring back the glorious good old days.

And by the way, there's no reason

And cannot answer any of the questions properly...

And Charlie had a motion pending.

And create a charity for Haiti

And cross number one off the list there?

And decided he'd rather live in squalor.

And different enough legally

And don't break 'em, bitch. What is this,

And don't forget to sign up for the big race this Sunday,

And everything you do,

And following you, of sorts.

And for no reason other than you seem to enjoy it.

And go to your Bible study. But I'm not gonna mean it.

And going straight to the cops.

And he never once said that he loved you.

And he seemed totally into it.

And he wanted to, like, give all his money away to charity

And he's been dead for years.

And he's just gonna write it to us.

And hello to... you all.

And how many times do I have to ask you guys

And how was your day?

And I we got this case. Now now, listen to me.

And I didn't go to school for that, you know?

And I don't know when it happened.

And I don't want the easel. What are you gonna point with?

And I feel like you're not even listening. I I...

And I got here first,

And I got to get back to the city.

And I gotta think of your future.

And I had him in the trunk of the car, on account of I didn't want to sit with him

And I had to drive it into a river. Right.

And I hope it burns! One!

And I I don't want to do that, okay?

And I just feel like... Is this a little bit lame?

And I just, uh, wanted to say I'm very excited

And I snuck Ryan up in the trunk of my car.

And I think musicals are gonna become

And I want to feel a little bit of, uh,

And I want to get very real with you right now.

And I was transported here

And I was worried that you were gonna

And I will not yield to the gentleman.

And I'll feel Frank out about this bet, you know,

And I'm gonna check out my glue traps

And I'm gonna shred.

And I'm still working toward my dreams

And if there is a God, then in his infinite wisdom,

And if, uh, the gang comes back,

And isn't it true that you never go anywhere without him?

And it got infected, but that doesn't matter.

And it is famous.

And it looks like that's sort of where this is headed

And it might not be popular, but...

And it should be to all of you, as well

And it was at your wedding that Liam got attacked?

And it will last for as long or as short as I please

And it's all, of course, a part of God's plan.

And it's gonna be

And it's gonna... it's gonna be hella cool, man.

And it's kind of offensive.

And it's supposed to represent the preservation

And jack up the prices?

And let's talk about our real futures.

And like a story or whatever it is that you people need,

And Lion was lying about Ryan attacking Liam

And live forever with you?! Well...

And look at all the cans. We're gonna be rich! You got to drop it

And my research shows

And now I'm living in a women's shelter, so...

And now we can't get it out of them.

And out of the big race, ladies and gentlemen.

And painted the poor children he saw in the streets.

And poor people and... Yeah. Y Y Yeah, y yeah.

And put ourselves in rehab,

And put your stamp on the game!

And reconnect with his kids and shit?

And right down here below deck

And ruin Party Mountain?

And see if I can figure them out, man...

And see if I, you know, got a leprechaun in there. Wait, no, no, no, no.

And send her back to 2006! You were going to throw me out the window?

And show me those inner party animals.

And showing off your prowess.

And so I just kept saying it. You're pathetic.

And so I misremembered the incident.

And so I'm gonna draw eggs that represent eggs, bro.

And some context. Uh huh.

And soon, oh, boy.

And suck out its natural resources.

And thank you for coming. Oh. Oh, my pleasure.

And that is an excellent song.

And that will entice future end users

And that's because their original name

And that's clearly what those people want.

And that's throwing me off, right? It's throwing me off.

And that's why we celebrate him today.

And the cat food was there, I'd eat it. And if you were sleepy...

And the next, the years of drinking and abuse

And the sordid lot of degenerates

And the window seemed to be some sort of portal to the year 2006.

And the woman in no way looked like Rick Moranis.

And then allegedly keep all the money for ourselves.

And then he ended up getting a call from the sheriff.

And then he lured them into a cave somewhere,

And then he molested 'em.

And then once we receive your online order,

And then song and dance!

And then sort of transition into a Kato Kaelin.

And then they they have sex all over the library.

And then we all got pulled up.

And then we went out and bought some crack,

And then we're gonna open up a new bottle of vino.

And then you can start throwing in new rules.

And then your dad was probably gonna come to our house

And then, boom. We plow.

And then, um, you're gonna want brown with the white, right?

And then, you know, you guys drag me to this,

And these guys are my goons, you know? If I need 'em

And they all just took their tits out. Yeah, I'm gonna keep mine in,

And this is garbage.

And this is my donkey brained sister that I take care of.

And this is my first actual trial.

And this is trash? I mean, who's to say, really?

And this justice has heard enough.

And this time, hey, no guilt.

And those and, you know, Yeah.

And three:

And threw your big fake hand at me.

And to yous. And to yous all.

And Trevor,

And we are always on the lookout

And we could probably work it out.

And we don't have to worry about getting ringworm.

And we may as well make it candy. It should be candy.

And we smoked it.

And we win this bet.

And we won the game!

And we'll get it on its feet.

And we'll, you know, we'll get back on crack.

And we're gonna die in here! Oh, my God, I'm freaking out.

And we're messing around, and he gets all skittish about banging.

And we're on our way to be judged

And when I got back,

And who might you be?

And yell, "Special delivery!"

And yet I remain calm in spite of the fact that this

And yet I'm the only person who thinks it's 2006.

And yet we don't have enough money for a recipe book,

And yet, you refuse to rule

And you you have any beer on you?

And you could get the most out of yourself

And you crossed out the word "not" on this document.

And you guys are all buying into it.

And you just gave me cash,

And you never got me Lucky Charms.

And you want me to do it?

And you were upset at the wedding

And you would understand this Pocono swallow quite well,

And you'll be dealing with me today.

And you're bad at it.

And you're gonna play some games now?

And you're gonna torture him

And you're out.

And your sister has...

And, Dee, you'll be on the very top.

And, dude, you, like, must have hit your head real hard.

And, like, try to kill us or eat our butts.

And, uh, if so,

And, uh, it's just plain wrong.

And, uh, remember, you're there to look for a pot of gold.

And, uh, uh,

And, uh, yeah, I was gonna cut him to pieces.

And, uh...

Andy, did you just call him "donkey brained"?

Andy!

Ango Gablogian, the art collector.

Another beautiful day at Alpine Ridge.

Another way to get some money

Another...? Oh, goddamn it!

Any Latin American accent'll do? Any Latin American? Okay.

Any more on you, sir?

Anybody need a ride?

Anybody want one?

Anyone else. Look at him.

Anything exciting happen at work today?

Anything that's happening. So, uh, I'm out,

Anyway, I, um... I should have introduced myself earlier.

Anywhere we want. And nobody's gonna know.

Anywho, I got a nest egg to blow so that whore can't touch it.

Après ski! Let's get our drink on!

Are a little worked up about never having won the game. Ever.

Are children animals?

Are opinion based. Heads up. Ah. Okay... I I see.

Are the plaintiffs present?

Are those fake hands?

Are we animals?

Are we children?

Are we gonna get in trouble because of this accident?

Are we gonna have to take this bitch out right now?

Are you all right, man?

Are you calling black people dogs?

Are you doing a bit, Frank?

Are you gonna bang the, uh... Yeah, yeah.

Are you gonna give me today? A Are you serious?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me? That was my whole idea

Are you now or have you ever been a leprechaun?

Are you okay?!

Are you out of your mind? No.

Are you ready, Charles?

Are you ready? Yeah.

Are you sure you can drive, dude?

Are you sure? I don't have a dog.

Are you talking about Miss Clinsky? Yeah.

Are you talking about taking all his money and kicking him out?

Around his belly can't be a goddamn veterinarian!

Around with me to elicit tears, you know,

Arrr!

As a human being. A real one.

As a man with small hands.

As I transition from woman to cat,

As I was saying, fellas, uh, what you're gonna

As is your buxom date, Frank.

As long as everybody remains calm

As soon as we get that check from Frank,

As we become... the creatures of the night... (howling)

Ask... if... What?

Asking for forgiveness.

Assaulting an officer!

At Doyle McPoyle's Trappings and Fur?

At least you get to go to work.

At our bar every St. Paddy's Day

At, like, an hour or so commute.

Attached to a car battery.

Attempted to put some sort of healing milk in his pinkeye

Attention, everybody

Aw, crap. This one's gonna sit in the front.

Aw, damn it!

Aw, goddamn it, Pondy's the coolest.

Aw, Grieco. I love that guy. Where's he been?

Aw, merge, merge! You had your...

Aw, shit!

Aw, shit. I need a ride.

Aw, shit. There's the rug.

Aw, what's the point, dude? There's no water pressure.

Awesome! He did it! You did it, man!

Awesome! Yes! Oh, badass!

Awesome. Awesome.

Awesome. Yeah.

Back in time! We could start over again!

Back up, Frank. Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh.

Back... back up. Sorry.

Bailiff, next case.

Banging your sister is perverted.

Based on the pornographic book you're reading from.

Beat it! Beat it, Mauricio! I need to talk to Mac.

Because apparently this son of a bitch is a pickpocket.

Because Charlie is actually a musician himself.

Because he doesn't exist. Guys, please...

Because he's got, like, the worst life imaginable,

Because I can't get the goddamn Internet to work.

Because I didn't think you would come if I did.

Because I hate you!

Because I've hurt...

Because of the implication.

Because once we're finished,

Because that's not what Obama sounds like, Dee. That's why.

Because that's the streak as it flies through the air.

Because the closeness

Because the man is *******?

Because they were all still drugged

Because this is my dinner party.

Because we definitely would've been in the Bahamas by now.

Because we're the strongest.

Because you put it in a plastic bag and it couldn't breathe.

Because you said "his brother"

Because, um, she actually came up with that

Been drinking boat fuel and shit. Oh, sure.

Before finally finding his voice.

Before I kick your ass and throw you in that trunk

Before I put you all in jail.

Before the final judgment.

Before tomorrow's big race. On a side note,

Before your system gets back to normal.

Being honorable, uh, maybe we keep our wallets

Being honorable, uh, maybe we keep our wallets

Beside you are some tweezers

Besides, Bill, you're broke.

Better go get that rug out from under that table, Frank.

Between Banksy and Charlie,

Between van Gogh and Van Damme,

Big fat check for us. Oh, my God, yes.

Big hands over his hands.

Big, masculine.

Bill Cosby. Yes! All right.

Bill Ponderosa,

Bill Ponderosa.

Bill? Okay, you know what, fine, he spiked it.

Bingo!

Bird theory, it's gonna blow the court away. I I...

Birds don't drink milk.

Black broad from the precinct

Blasting us this whole time. It's kind of blasting all of us.

Blasting you in the face.

Bombshell diffused.

Bombshell!

Booze, booze, booze!

Boy, it sure is a hot one today, huh?

Boy, it sure is a hot one, huh?

Boy, it's been hot.

Brains.

Braised with lardons and mushrooms.

Bring me their eyes!

Bring them to me!

Bro, is this about making money for you

Bro, stop ripping up my art, man!

Brutally murdered.

Buddy, you don't have a case, okay?

Bullshit.

Bullshit.

Burnout.

But before that cruise ship went down,

But but I've done my research. I got something with this

But can we just discuss the fact that it's an old black man?

But does it mean that that art

But doesn't matter.

But don't tell my wife.

But for now we're on the bottom.

But for the entrance of a man's penis.

But fortunately, we caught it just in time...

But he's gross, you know?

But hey, you know what? Here's an idea

But I can't escape you!

But I crashed into some tables.

But I don't like it. Let's go find our beer, man.

But I I don't get it, you know what I mean?

But I I hear you, I hear you.

But I suspect you already knew that, didn't you?

But I think I got everything I need

But I think this new group is gonna get it.

But I was just curious, if we were to lose this bet,

But I wouldn't count on it.

But if he's gonna listen to anybody, he might listen to Mac.

But if one thing

But in real life, just to be clear, I'm gonna be a top.

But is also childlike and stupid, to prove my point.

But it don't do nothing. I'm gonna stop this.

But it it is Tuesday. Yeah...

But it turns out it's actually really complicated,

But it's been done for a long time.

But it's fake, it's not..

But it's it's the city, though.

But it's not exactly like those things.

But it's not gonna be from us.

But it's quite all right.

But let's not let's not do a bunch

But look at that storm coming.

But more better.

But most modern ships these days, their engines,

But my head is fine.

But not if it means you're not gonna get first place.

But now I realized I'm here to close yours!

But now that you're conscious, you know...

But now with these gay Christians,

But only one thing's for sure:

But rather made of... muskrat?

But surprises you with constant rule changes?

But that being said I mean, we're good people. Oh, yeah.

But that man can write a goddamn song. Oh, nice.

But that that got us a little too riled up.

But that's clearly not what you want.

But that's what... why you would understand... Yeah, that's why we did that.

But the... Do you want to meet me there?

But then it seemed like you like it.

But there are certain "see you next Tuesdays"

But there is no time.

But there's only one person to blame for that:

But they also get to burn their flag up.

But they are saints compared

But they're sharper than ever.

But we're dead, and we're in hell.

But who's keeping score, right? (chuckles)

But why not just use food coloring for the beer?

But you decided to be...

But you didn't actually see him do it, did you?

But you don't really know what hot is, do you?

But you know I'm not gonna give up an opportunity

But you own an art gallery.

But you ruined it.

But you will be clean.

But you would have I'm certain of it

But you'll be here.

But, also, it does mean you're an artist.

But, hey, if it makes you feel any better,

But, I mean, Richard Grieco.

But, remember, I want you to have fun.

But, uh, can't get the goddamn thing to... to go online.

But, uh, it didn't go very well.

But, you know, they they always got to get some kind of a name

By a giant magical rainbow.

By all means.

By joining an elite class of athletes and gentlemen alike.

By just appreciating the game and the wonderful day.

By the time he figures out what the hell's going on...

Bye, bye, birdie.

C Could you tell the lady how your... Don't do that.

C.C.H. Pounder.

Calm down, Charlie.

Can I ask you a question? Do you... do you

Can I be honest with you? I I need you to.

Can I just approach it real fast? Absolutely not.

Can I... can I have the deck, please?

Can live as long as 80 to even 85 years,

Can live here for a month,

Can we all just agree on this?

Can we just forget about it and eat our dinner?

Can we just get out here?

Can we just get the scene, please?

Can we not talk about my day?

Can we watch, like, a superhero movie or something?

Can you give me a white woman?

Can you just move that light a little bit?

Can you see through the wall? Yeah. Yeah, you can see right through.

Can't I just pay you cash? That's what I... Yeah.

Care to share it with the court?

Case closed! Kaboom!

Cat food. Yeah.

Catch me up.

Caviar.

Certainly not anyone on this side of the aisle.

Ch Ch Chardee MacDennis!

Chalk it up as a win. Yeah. Oh, the luck of the Irish.

Chardee MacDennis 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Chardee MacDennis is all your favorite games rolled into one:

Chardee MacDennis!

Chardee MacDennis!

Chardee MacDennis.

Charlie and Frank are doing something with Russian hats now.

Charlie can still win!

Charlie changes Frank's prescription on his glasses

Charlie drank it. He needed to calm down. You serious?

Charlie Kelly, I have been waiting for this

Charlie, are you okay? Charlie... Charlie, open your eyes.

Charlie, calm down. It's it's gonna be fine, okay?

Charlie, can I come in already?

Charlie, Charlie, let me have the gun

Charlie, don't eat chalk.

Charlie, enough with the leprechaun!

Charlie, enough with the leprechaun!

Charlie, he's not a leprechaun!

Charlie, no, we wouldn't have done that

Charlie, the other night

Charlie, what are you doing? Ow!

Charlie, where have you been, dude?

Charlie, you lied to me.

Charlie, you there? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Charlie?

Charlie? Come on, buddy, you can do it.

Charlie? Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. There he is.

Charlie. Wait, wait. Ah, get your hands off...

Charlie..

Charlie...

Charlie's doodlings could be considered art by some people.

Charlie's gonna be the first mate

Charmed, I'm sure.

Chart my progress, 'cause I'm gonna win.

Cheater! Cheater! Cheater!

Chickadee, dee, dee, little birdy.

Children play here, you fat cow!

Cinemax?!

Cinemax.

Clearly, this witness is mentally unwell

Cold, hard winters, gross soups.

Come again?

Come here! (grunts)

Come in handy. You don't want...

Come on in

Come on up. Can you believe this bitch?

Come on, Charlie!

Come on, come on, guys, let's go, let's go.

Come on, get the hell out. Everybody out.

Come on, Jerry.

Come on, leprechaun, admit it! Where's the gold?!

Come on, let's go.

Come on, man

Come on, man, everybody's got a thing. Don't leave me out.

Come on, man.

Come on, man.

Come on, reign it in. I paid for it.

Come on, this used to be Party Mountain,

Come on, wake up, Charlie, wake up.

Come on, you got, you have to seize the goddamn gap!

Come on. Come on. Frankie.

Come on. You kidding me?

Come, meet my family.

Come... At least I didn't put a woman's head in a box.

Coming to see what all the fighting's about.

Con: Charlie's right, the ship is probably not moving

Conditioning the air.

Congratulations. Good thing you got us all together.

Cop? No, I'm an insurance adjustor.

Corporate stooge wants to turn this place into a private resort

Corporate stooge wants to turn this place into a private resort

Could go to sleep, or, uh...

Could you mark down in your report,

Could you slap a sticker on the side of mine that says "pussy"?

Couple of points for Frank right there.

Crashed into a wall, the engine burst into flames,

Crashing and exploding is all part of the learning curve.

Crazy Paddy, you big, dumb arse.

Crazy.

Crush it, Frankie. What are you gonna do?

D Dee, what was that?

D Did you overcook this?

Daddy. Yeah

Damn it, the door is locked!

Damn it. All right, and, Frank, Charlie,

Damn it. Let's go.

Damn it. Now we got to figure out where Dee goes in the bed.

Damn, damn, damn!

Damn! Damn it!

Damn... a... I'm a leprechaun.

Darkness falls.

David Drisko, you're under arrest.

Deal. And if you don't,

Deal. Goddamn it.

Deandra Reynolds,

Deandra,

Deandra, he is the President of the United States.

Dee goes right in the goddamn middle

Dee, are you, uh, all set back there?

Dee, can we watch something else?

Dee, Charlie, and I are gonna distract the guard.

Dee, Cinemax doesn't make art.

Dee, don't do it.

Dee, here's what we'll do.

Dee, I will slap you in the teeth.

Dee, I'm gonna put your head in a box

Dee, stop trying to take credit for everything. Wait

Dee, uh, why don't you just give him a couple free beers?

Dee, what channel did you order this from?

Dee, you blew it. Like, big time.

Dee, you made a Skinemax flick with a Puerto Rican pervert.

Dee, you're not doing anything that matters, right?

DEE: Big spill.

DEE: How'd this happen? All you had to do was d**** it on the barbed wire

Dee?

Dee?

Dee... Mm?

Dee's a bird! (laughs)

Dee's incompetent and a bitch, which we all knew.

Dennis and Dee skip right to Level 2.

Dennis and I, we work very closely

Dennis has a thing what are you talking about?

Dennis, Deandra!