Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - Season 7 Edit

A "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" situation here?

A 17th century woodblock print.

A bashful beat cop with long, curly hair

A big shot lawyer, and he has a family,

A breach training door. What?

A bunch in one of the ones I read.

A bunch of crooks unless I felt unwanted.

A family friendly midsize sedan?

A firefighter touched our child.

A five, six, seven, eight.

A friend. See?

A great line from a great man, or should I say,

A haircut while he was asleep,

A helpless dead person. You are.

A highlight of which is constructing

A highlight of which is constructing

A human heart beat that loudly.

A Korean toilet ghost, lives in an outhouse,

A little heavy on the brags.

A little overscheduled, you know?

A little plausible deniability.

A lot has happened since then.

A lot of people on the street.

A magazine.

A mega babe hit on me,

A mobile of the planets.

A Nationally Accredited and Registered Chaperone.

A nice time. While we were playing,

A prank that malfunctioned.

A rancid old prune, Raymond Holt.

A random New York hot dog guy?

A receipt from Party Zone

A responsible guy like me could do?

A reverse heist would make for a great movie and I already

A rewarding assignment.

A rewards member at JOANN Fabrics?

A sandal!

A standard long gun would've ejected the casing

A top comment called him a "thick king."

A vicious guard dog that's protecting her secrets.

A voluntary administration workshop is fun.

A waste of my talents, Lieutenant.

A year on the beat without prescription insoles

Aah!

About a group of people.

About how I matured,

About Madeline Wuntch again.

About someone trying to kill him.

About the new captain coming tomorrow?

About the power coming back on?

About the pumpkin costume. That was good.

About the whole thing for a while

About this great salsa that I make.

About this workplace and solving them.

About us trying to get pregnant while we're at work.

About who the only two time champion is...

About why she's at the Nine Nine, hmm?

According to her Screen Time app,

Act normal.

ADA Green's already mad we didn't find anything else.

Adam, what are you doing?

Admiral Yamamoto, and we all know what happened then, huh?

Admiral, you're making the batter.

After I lied to her and said we had to stay late

After looking at photos of Cam Newton.

After she broke up with Trevor.

After today you never have to think

After we finish sex.

After what we went through today.

After you eat the entire dog,

After you got my friends arrested?

Again.

Again.

Again. Five, six, seven, eight.

Again. Five, six, seven, eight.

Against your will. Nucci?

Ah, it didn't work.

Ah, yeah, I remember when I said that.

Ah, yes, a wire.

Ah! Debbie!

Ah! Thirst quenched.

Ah... Get the "Dino Bites."

Ainsley unnecessarily heightened the conflict

AKA, the Pontiac Bandit.

All because I made you do something tedious.

All he had to do was catch the beer.

All I care about is what we found in your car.

All missed.

All of the expired cold cuts from the kitchen refrigerator

All over that room.

All right, Adrian, someone's trying to kill you.

All right, as the highest ranking officer

All right, Charles. We gotta stop them.

All right, come on, Charles.

All right, fine, I'm terrible at pickpocketing.

All right, full disclosure.

All right, go go go!

All right, I'm gonna use her burner phone

All right, I'm seeing security cameras.

All right, let's call it in to give a statement to the press.

All right, let's gear up. Kevin, you stay here,

All right, let's get our perp back to the Nine Nine.

All right, let's rip it up!

All right, look, the point is, this year when we team up,

All right, Muscle Malt Kenneth is on his way up

All right.

All round red glitter looks the same to you.

All thanks to me.

All that coke is making you paranoid.

All the color out of them? I don't know, babe.

All the other Peralta dads, we probably just learned it

All the suspects say they were at lunch

All the top brass will be there,

All the way over to the microwave on my own?

All those psychics were wrong.

All we have to do is study the crap out of it,

All you have to do is not insult a dead woman

All you have to do is say a few nice comments

All:

All:

All: Indeed, indeed, indeed, indeed, indeed.

Already paid for his surgery.

Also during birth and pre birth.

Also I'm just gonna chisel a penis onto her headstone.

Also might've been...

Also, Anna's family is from the Old Country

Also, I know that if I didn't tie you up,

Also, I'm taken now.

Also, no more video games,

Also, one time, I ate a dog biscuit

Also, you've ruined sex forever.

Also...

Although he can serve it Razorback style.

Although these days there are fewer and fewer of them.

Although, I'm open to whatever you wanna try.

Always pointing out my flaws, never helping

Am I always gonna be a criminal in your eyes

Am I now tied with Scully? No, no, no.

Amazingly, he

Ames.

Amusement parks get it. I can't, I can't, I can't...

Amy sticks it.

Amy, are you seeing this?

Amy, tell them.

Amy, you read it. No.

Amy's water broke.

An email from Madeline Wuntch?

An evidence marker.

An exception for me.

An Instagram account for overweight pets.

An NYPD liaison officer.

An opportunity for me to solve the case

And a green hoodie with an owl on it.

And a whole lot of class.

And Admiral Ass never visited me once.

And all the cocaine, I've been sweating a lot.

And also you'll be handcuffed to your partner.

And also, that dog is a piece of trash!

And an even smoother ride than the Kinderbuscht.

And another lover reborn.

And apparently she invented a new type of binder.

And apparently, it isn't.

And assist on the case?

And back to the precinct where it's safe.

And because it's who I am.

And become a badass.

And Briana's peeing in a trash can.

And can't find their way out of it.

And Captain Kim having sex with the precinct

And combed through some social media.

And crashed into the power plant.

And Debbie's EpiPens are full of adrenaline.

And Denise shouldn't have responded

And difficult to be around.

And discover the baby's sex when we get to the genitals.

And do it at full speed.

And do nothing.

And dog mouths lick dog butts,

And don't say the memory you're going to have at his funeral.

And don't worry. We're gonna get your dog back.

And ended up on "Chonky Pups."

And ends with the word "Jab."

And every uterine deposit. "Uterine deposit"?

And everybody just happens to stop talking

And everyone else is one of my freaks.

And everything pushed to Easter when I could finally

And exercising patience.

And felt like I didn't belong. But

And foiled a bank robbery.

And follow up question,

And forgetting how strong he is.

And frequently gets it wrong.

And get back to her.

And get the override code,

And get them out of here!

And give her a nice funeral.

And give him fakes.

And gone for the fish cake machine

And got a bunch of pregnancy tests.

And Grandpa, is there a happy memory you want to share?

And have an alibi for that time,

And have your husband bring it

And he doesn't even realize it. Can't let him get to you, Rosa.

And he had me pick up a copy of "The Tempest."

And he really wanted to come.

And he said he was going to hide somewhere reckless,

And he snitched. It was a real dick move,

And he was on that plane that landed on the Hudson

And he's also my best friend.

And he's my property, so we win.

And he's not afraid of ghosts.

And he's on the Yankees.

And he's wearing a fake beard.

And help us "achieve our goals?"

And his shooter is still at large.

And Hitchcock's gonna lose!

And how come I didn't get one?

And I accidentally

And I booked him.

And I can't believe Teddy looks so normal

And I caught me a fat one.

And I couldn't be more excited.

And I dated several in college.

And I did it by challenging myself

And I didn't.

And I don't know how this is going to go

And I don't think you belong here.

And I found this in the back of a closet, okay?

And I got four new Foot Friend requests!

And I got worried I was becoming a boring adult.

And I hate to say it, but I think there is.

And I have no idea why.

And I have to be there to brush her hair.

And I have to go to the hospital

And I haven't noticed any new injuries,

And I knew the second that I saw you,

And I know the demotion's driving him crazy,

And I know what a table is, so everything's going great.

And I know what that means, vis à vis the sex of the baby.

And I let him off leash. He never came back.

And I memorized the exact layout of the entire bullpen

And I need a place to crash with air conditioning.

And I need all my fingers if I'm gonna beat Wario.

And I need to tell you about this man.

And I need you to be okay with that.

And I noticed the sky bridge,

And I sneak out when the guards are distracted by

And I spent all of yesterday

And I spoke of the resultant rise in body temperature.

And I spoke to several people in Russian.

And I still didn't feel anything,

And I take that role very seriously.

And I think he got Debbie to do his dirty work.

And I think I did something bad.

And I think you're going to make a real good grandpa.

And I thought it would be fun if I rapped it.

And I took a pregnancy test, but it didn't work

And I took the drugs.

And I want someone from the DA down here

And I want you to be there. We'll make up a criminal alias

And I wanted to let you know about a party I'm throwing

And I was too.

And I will gracefully hide in her cart.

And I wish she were not.

And I would appreciate it if you'd consider me for it.

And I'll never lose my Cheddar again.

And I'll upgrade to ad free too.

And I'm about to be rich.

And I'm destined to win.

And I'm going to audition to take her spot.

And I'm gonna find that "but and drill down on it.

And I'm more determined to win than ever.

And I'm not complaining.

And I'm pretty sure I know who it is,

And I'm the Manhunter.

And I'm unflappable in the face of

And I'ma I'ma try and win this sexy little number.

And I've never been banned from a museum

And if I'm being honest,

And if it's blue, it's a boy

And if seeing all these things is too much,

And if you ever want a friend to sit with you

And if you let go, you're out.

And is super proud of his son?

And it all is going according to my plans.

And it blew up in his face.

And it caused you to lose your memory.

And it definitely worked.

And it has been a really hard couple of months.

And it hasn't been fixed yet.

And it hurt just the same!

And it is my decree that the recipient shall be..

And it is...

And it really helped, thank you.

And it wasn't even an emotional one.

And it would've been crazy, right?

And it's foolproof, so

And it's hard to believe that...

And it's just isn't as fancy, and I felt bad.

And it's not gonna work for you.

And it's worth it.

And J.Lo together.

And kill them...

And kind of conservative,

And King Brain Made of Hay.

And let's not forget, I wanted to have sex

And listen to death metal and get my head right.

And look at that

And look, for all we know, I could have

And lost the respect of everyone in my life...

And low in sodium.

And made a bunch of little baby Claires.

And make me weak in the knees? No.

And make no impact on the world, or stand up!

And makes you smell like a dead fish.

And maybe I'm missing something

And more about the fact that you're feeling confident.

And move on emotionally.

And my emotions are in overdrive.

And my place in it, and she [clears throat]

And needed someone to blame it on.

And no confidence at all.

And no means of bribing an officer.

And no one will confess.

And nothing else for the last half hour continuously.

And now I've got four tickets.

And now it's all over. Wait, why are you smiling?

And now she has to suffer the consequences.

And now the toaster oven makes it three times.

And now we dillydally.

And now we're acting like a bunch of kids.

And now, a quick intermission

And now, ladies and gentlemen, Debbie Fogel.

And now, that brings us to the end of round one,

And once those elevator doors close,

And once you put Cheddar on a diet, all I had to do

And only if I see them put back with my own eyes.

And partner up with Holt.

And prove to Holt I belong on the task force.

And put it on the internet herself,

And put together a list of potential suspects.

And rammed into the transformer.

And record, and it just so happens

And ruin this party.

And said proclamation about said tickets is in fact

And say that rather than see the tickets destroyed,

And see if we can find some clues.

And see where we're at.

And she didn't even have the decency

And she has me taking hormones to help with ovulation

And she makes me feel good about the world

And she was real cool at talking.

And she'd always feel like an interloper.

And silently listen to death metal,

And sleep in bunk beds. Correction.

And sleep schedule.

And so they don't figure out that we're dirty.

And solve this case with me

And some machine guns from evidence.

And someone in this room did it.

And stand next to a piece of police tape

And sucks the blood from all the goats.

And take Debbie in. What?

And tell 'em we don't know when the handoff is?

And tell her that

And tell her this product is not useless?

And that "WOW" is an acronym for "wow, oh, wow."

And that Amy called Jake "babe."

And that champion shall...

And that chapter begins with the word "Jimmy,"

And that I'll get there as fast as I can.

And that is why I bought a new GPS tag to put on his collar.

And that it might never be as long again.

And that she only invited us to earn our trust

And that someone is us.

And that was because I made a terrific joke.

And that was the only way to stop the doors.

And that would ruin my career.

And that's a great start.

And that's not going anywhere,

And that's what you focus on?

And that's what you'd be doing.

And the bartender didn't assume I just wanted a Bay Breeze.

And the elevator isn't working.

And the family for the last time.

And the host can't play.

And the ideas are, like, flowing out of me.

And the man in the hoodie

And the number one draft pick for the Knicks.

And the people were so appalled, they cried.

And the pet store won't take them back.

And the proof is right here.

And the tank exploded. Wow.

And the universe keeps telling us

And then bailing when things got messy.

And then I won today.

And then I'll go to prison for the rest of my life.

And then I'll meet her at First Presbyterian.

And then I'll meet her at First Presbyterian.

And then one of you was gonna take the high road

And then one really bad one.

And then pull yourself to it on your dolly and turn it on.

And then she said she didn't care

And then steal the gems.

And then that person

And then that person

And then the old lady shot a perp

And then we restart the heist

And then we stopped a bank robbery

And then when it started to make money,

And then you can hit yourself in the face with your fist

And then your memory reset.

And there's glitter on them red glitter.

And there's no sign of Rosa or Jake.

And there's no use hiding

And there's not something horribly wrong with him?

And there's nothing more important

And there's so much to do first,

And therefore has to wear this hat I made

And these are the most comfortable chairs ever.

And they could use your phone to track us

And they did it for "the exposure."

And they said the form to transfer her here

And they think it's weird that I'm friends with a cop.

And they will poop on you or peck you.

And they would help me try to figure it out.

And they're coming around with food.

And they're lasting 20 seconds. Your baby's coming.

And this guy is also named Claire.

And this is an emergency.

And this is what came out. Oh

And this year's winner

And those freaks are wearing bomb suits?

And to distract him,

And today I'm gonna teach you about workplace conflict.

And told me I was on my own. I'm so sorry

And tonight we're going all the way.

And too proud to work as a team.

And turns us all against each other

And watched "Empire Records" by myself,

And watched the "Lizzie McGuire" movie

And we are heading to the east gate, we're doing great.

And we can't make one?

And we didn't want to slut shame them.

And we never saw him again.

And we played catch in the yard, and that was fun.

And we were able to get a comment

And we'll have a great year together.

And we'll have the island all to ourselves,

And we're getting pregnant.

And we're gonna read it.

And we're still having a great time.

And we're talking about 'em

And we've always managed to get rid of them.

And wearing clothes, and not blasting out of you

And what do I do for fun?

And what type of food is a McNugget?

And what'd you tell him?

And when I find that private fuel,

And when you speak ill of me,

And why was that? Debbie, tell 'em!

And will probably never do it again.

And winning this will let me prove to myself

And wish we looked exactly like him.

And with more practice, you'll only get louder.

And wound up in juvie. What? That's terrible.

And write the email herself.

And yank the bottom one! Oh, thank God

And yelling, "I forgive you."

And yes, I contacted Raymond

And yet, you already want another day off?

And you filmed it and threatened to release the tape,

And you have a little connection.

And you have my respect for life.

And you haven't even seen"Memento"?

And you heard Debbie, she's only doing this

And you just did a bunch more. I did!

And you just got your nails done

And you know what they say, slow and steady wins the race.

And you let us just sit around talking about Boyle's pelvis?

And you only got that because you slept your way into it.

And you told Pimento and not me?

And you will have an empty tank of private

And you will never see us,

And you would be a fool not to put him in your band.

And you would've gotten away with it if not for me.

And you're all my little puppets.

And you're fully naked. Hey oh!

And you're gonna lose because my brains aren't made of hay.

And you're gonna lose because my brains aren't made of hay.

And you're here to snoop on her.

And you're lucky it's not worse.

And your accent was great, too. Thank you,

And your son's gonna love you.

And, of course, I'll need to see any surveillance video.

And, since I'm already up here, I'll just go first so

And, um, she was right.

And... [bell ringing]

Anna just called her entire family hypocrites.

Anna Rubov,

Any chance he'll reconsider investing?

Any guinea pigs for their research.

Anyhow, you took a vacation 14 days ago,

Anyone could have put that in there.

Anyone else getting a sense Holt is upset

Anything I put my mind to.

Anything I say, you'll just forget.

Anyway, I gotta go make a baby of my own

Anyway, I just want to say

Anyway, I know just who to pitch this to.

Anyway, I walked my beat this morning,

Anyway, one day I took Walter Junior out for a spin.

Anyway, suit up, freaks!

Anyway, what's up, Lieutenant? Santiago and I

Anyways, I'm an adult now. How are you?

Anyways, I'm here now. We can go.

Anyways, it doesn't matter.

Anyways, let's get Debbie into a cop car.

Anyways, sir, I really think that I deserve this task force.

Anyways, the Infinitude Gems will go back to Bill

Anyways, Trevor seemed perfect too, you know?

Apologies, that was inappropriate in the workplace.

Approved to fix the outlet, so...

Are acting like bad dads, and I should know.

Are going to an administration workshop

Are gonna be on that task force,

Are the CompStat numbers bad?

Are things normal with you, Amy?

Are three minutes apart and last

Are under this tarp.

Are we gonna be okay at this?

Are we having a baby? We're having a baby.

Are you accusing me of something?

Are you guys gonna be okay working together or not?

Are you here for the competition?

Are you interested?

Are you not really dirty? Ah

Are you okay? Yeah, I'm just recovering

Are you playing "The Muffin Man" or "The Garbage Man"?

Are you ready for the Hellevator?

Are you ready to have some stupid Hitchcock style sex?

Are you sure you wanna keep doing this, Rosa?

Are you sure your old ass eyes are up to the challenge?

Are you there yet? What room are you in?

Are you worried about your voice cracking?

Aren't the real deal, you and the dog are dead.

As a cleaning lady in college.

As a friend. Friend?

As a person, but there's one thing he doesn't know.

As in, Officer Booth.

As inebriated people do,

As long as nobody commits any major crimes in front of me.

As long as you have?

As the baby's Chee Chee Charles, I'm fine,

As the East Compton Clovers.

As Wuntch says when she sees deodorant,

At 8:00 a.m. It is now 8:01.

At a fallen officer's funeral.

At every dance from middle school on.

At her own memorial service. Exactly.

At least some of us are thinking clearly.

At least Terry's not here

At my house tomorrow night.

At that hotel because you knew

At the break room window from ten feet away.

At the coffee cart for the past six months.

At the orphanage that game was his only friend.

At the same damn time?

At the same time without rehearsing it in the car.

At the same weight at the gym.

At the service.

At the Winter Carnival Dance,

At this critical moment.

Attention, everyone.

Aw, man, I wanted to play in the Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Aww.

B, you are holding it. Oh.

Babe, hi. How are you enjoying the party?

Babe, we're on page 53.

Back here too, behind the chair.

Back in his office and I wanna make sure

Back to the top.

Bagel! Bagel!

Bagels for everyone!

Baking soda for sure,

Be down on that end.

Be no less than six hours,

Be sure not to foul out,

Be sure not to look directly into her eyes.

Be technically perfect. In fact, it may hurt your ears.

Beat at singing to get into the Olympics.

Because a position just opened up.

Because Dillman will smoke you out.

Because he didn't want to be detained by ICE.

Because He Just Killed This Case

Because her eyes are ugly.

Because I already bought you a stroller

Because I always wanted to remember what it felt like

Because I do.

Because I don't know who the rat is,

Because I drank 11 gallons of water.

Because I haven't been divorced seven times

Because I know you'll abuse it,

Because I need an objective set of eyes on this.

Because I quit metaphorically.

Because I will if you ask.

Because I'm having so much fun with my new best friends,

Because I'm looking right at him.

Because I'm smoking her. Damn, Ray!

Because I've been living the same day over and over again.

Because it came from you. It's a Luftroller.

Because it made me realize that not even flames

Because it's Dengue Fever season.

Because it's so upsetting to look at.

Because Madeline Wuntch sent her.

Because my friend here

Because my water broke.

Because of all the standing still,

Because of how fast I make the snow disappear.

Because of the spots on his brain!

Because of you! I could've eaten more.

Because right now,

Because right now, I am holding my son,

Because Rosa got shot.

Because she gets skittish around crowds.

Because slow and steady wins Her mother's name

Because that whole season took place inside Kiki's mind...

Because the "Babe" thing screams you, Charles.

Because they cause stress and they raise your heart rate.

Because they're not gonna be here

Because this year, we're throwing caution to the wind.

Because we are everywhere and

Because we're not studying hard enough.

Because you are doing the closing ceremonies.

Because you can't stand the fact that you got demoted.

Because you don't want us to notice how weird it is

Because you're upset about the fake lead?

Before giving us some devastatingly bad news.

Before I met your mom, I was a bit of a ladies' man.

Before it goes bad.

Before that tool from HR even asks it.

Before the name in lights.

Before they make their way into the crowd?

Before things get too crazy.

Beg for mercy. Ah, great note, Debbie

Besides, what's the worst thing

Best birthday yet.

Better? Much.

Betty Rubble also gives me a bo

Between St. Charles Place and Connecticut Ave."

Between St. Charles Place and Connecticut Avenue.

Between us, it was the one thing

Between you and Amy.

Blink.

Bone broth!

Bonkers morning, huh? So, any idea who did it?

Boobs or butts this weekend.

Boring. We already knew that.

Both are bad.

Both of you. What?

Both:

Both: ♪ 'Cause opposites attract

Both: ♪ And you know

Both: ♪ Awww...I'm MC Kat on the rap, so mic it ♪

Both: ♪ If I like the girl who cares who you like ♪

Both: ♪ We come together 'cause opposites attract ♪

Both: Ah ha ha ha ha!

Both: Dillman.

Both: Follow me to the service entrance.

Both: Hating Wuntch. [both laughing]

Both: I bet the shooter went that way.

Both: It was him.

Both: Just keep swimming.

Both: No!

Both: No.

Both: Oh! Cinnamon schnapps!

Both: Ohh.

Both: Pilsners. Yeah, we remember.

Both: Thank you for the tickets.

Both: There's no margin for error.

Both: Trash rustle!

Both: Uncle Jake! Uncle Jake!

Both: Yes! Wow.

Boxing's in my blood.

Boyhunter.

Boyle is my choice.

Boyle, cuff 'em. It's okay, Rosa.

Boyle, just take the win!

Boyle, you first.

Boyle's a laughing stock, Amy's just the worst.

Brace yourselves, everyone

Brilliant.

Bring the heat.

Buckle your butts, everyone!

Building on my glorious victories

Building relationships with,

Bunnies are gonna be here at any moment.

But a guy fell down the stairs,

But also, it's not lame.

But before we go home, but quick reminder that today

But both my parents died falling out of lighthouses,

But can you at least try to be nice for me?

But did the watermelon explode?

But do pace it up a bit, Charles.

But don't worry.

But don't you think you should tone it down?

But even so, wouldn't you rather take down

But ever since I started those hormone treatments

But for now, just follow my lead, okay?

But he asked us not to write it down because he's undocumented.

But he clearly was.

But his gut is usually right.

But his hands are basically claws now.

But I wait a minute, why is my name on this?

But I actually speak with the accent of a peasant.

But I actually...can't because I have plans

But I burned down your cabin in Maine.

But I came a long way,

But I can't tell him that 'cause then he wins.

But I could really use your help.

But I could use some honest criticism

But I did bring you these.

But I didn't wanna overdo it,

But I don't mind.

But I don't see them anywhere.

But I don't think Captain Kim is a Trevor.

But I don't think I can just breeze past

But I found out this morning that my stupid brother Derek

But I guarantee there's a "but."

But I have a plan.

But I have other books. This one says

But I have since forgiven him.

But I just don't see it. Hmm.

But I kinda gotta go.

But I know who it was.

But I know who it was.

But I know you think these strollers are dumb.

But I lifted myself up through arts and athletics

But I pulled some personnel files

But I really don't want to talk

But I see there is blue cake on the floor,

But I suppose we exaggerate the beauty of those we love.

But I think I broke my ankle.

But I think I know why.

But I think that couch

But I want it to be known that I still do not believe you.

But I was in the hospital for three weeks,

But I wouldn't change that moment for the world

But I'd never let you win.

But I'll just go back