It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Season 9 Edit

A All of this, and it was you guys. You owe me a car.

A bird with no tits and no ass?

A business opportunity as rare as the albani berries themselves.

A chance, Dee. Okay, I get it.

A crammy handle bit. A crammy handle bit aye.

A fan club could really help further my career.

A few days ago, three thugs tried to mug me.

A fisherman always spots another fisherman from afar.

A giant cleanse.

A handsome man, but a very, very average if not

A HungerGames type scenario in there.

A little buoyancy in the harmonies.

A little little bump. He's fine. He's good, he's good, he's good, he's good

A million times. Guys, guys, how many times do

A pill that could make you seven times smarter.

A positive attitude. Now, with a lot of hard

A reading from the Holy Bible.

A sass mouth, huh? That's a red flag.

A scalding hot pizza is beyond me.

A show that takes place in... (jaunty music plays)

A simple pill..

A walnut. Now a normal size woman would

A week at a hotel runs you 20 grand.

A week? To kill a rat? Wh wh what kind of a genius rat

A woman said "vagina

Aah!

Aah! Shit!

About that like ten minutes ago

About the ratio. We get too many black guys,

About time you guys got here.

About to see the results of a bold experiment in human

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. All right, man, great.

Actually, we won't.

Actually, we've got a surprise for you, Mac.

Afternoon I've already eaten

Again, this is complete gibberish.

Again.

Against an actual black belt.

Ah

Ah, ah, ah! Who slayed Achilles?

Ah, calm down.

Ah, I don't know, man. He looks weird.

Ah, I see. Do you? 'Cause I don't.

Ah, it appears they've left. Well, not to worry.

Ah, it'd be so nice. Would've meant a lot.

Ah, yes! ♪ 'Cause I just can't wait

Ah.

Ah. Mmm.

Ah...

Ah... What is happening?

Albert Covington's the name

All day. Because it's insanity.

All I'm saying is that Stephen Hawking is much more of a Lady

All in gangs or something! There's a lot of score settling

All of these people are actors.

All right,

All right, all right, all right, relax, relax.

All right, all right.

All right, basically a house of cards where the dickheads

All right, blokes, let's hit the showers, huh?

All right, but hold on a second, hold on a second.

All right, but this is about as masculine as it gets.

All right, calm down, calm down.

All right, can I go to

All right, come on. We gotta go get Charlie.

All right, Country Mac, let's do... Keep it going. Keep it going.

All right, dude, first things first. Let's get some beer, man.

All right, everyone, we have a new addition

All right, fine, let's play the game.

All right, Frank, where we at, my man?

All right, guys, load 'em in. Very nice.

All right, guys, this is really coming together. It's looking good.

All right, guys, will you stop, okay?

All right, have a nice day.

All right, Hwang, what if Frank gives you, like, half the rent now,

All right, I'll give you the money. But we do the movie my way.

All right, I'll tell you what we got to do

All right, I'm taking this guy out

All right, it looks like the hostages are

All right, it's us. Screw them, you know why?

All right, let's blast off. Engage thrusters, Captain.

All right, let's blast off. Engage thrusters, Captain.

All right, let's do it. That's good.

All right, let's get out of here.

All right, let's go grab a drink

All right, listen, listen to me.

All right, listen, listen, listen.

All right, listen, so, Ben...

All right, listen. I got an idea.

All right, look, just pay the man already.

All right, man.

All right, now, between Da'Maniac stealing our berries and these night vision goggles,

All right, on the sixth day,

All right, Pee Country Mac.

All right, people are starting to arrive.

All right, so we got Dee back, and I think we may have

All right, so you're gonna enjoy this part.

All right, that's a deal. That's a squashed beef. Frank, you.

All right, this... Yeah, it's not really the best

All right, well, I'm not gonna be the only one not

All right, well, somebody say something.

All right, well, that's it for me tonight.

All right, well, we'll we'll try to be a little bit more sensitive to that. I...

All right, what you got to do is round up a couple of suckers and get 'em hooked.

All right, you got got!

All right, you know what, I am out of here

All right, you know what, we'll play the game,

All right, you know what? Can you guys actually drop me

All right, you know, you can't drink beer and be

All right, you want to go back to my place, get some blankets, bundle up?

All right, you've been duped, suckers.

All right!

All right! Yeah!

All right? Is everybody amenable to that? Sound good?

All right? So I need you to stop all this right now.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. How are we gonna get this eye?

All right. Let's go, Charlie.

All right. Oh, my God!

All right. There you go. All right, now, I'm not really

All sales are final. Come on!

All these years I've been feeling like I hate karate.

All this time, I've been searching for the perfect guy to

All we've been doing is sitting here and drinking.

Alpacas can survive entire winters on this shit.

Already did

Always comes back covered in fecal matter, urine, and... racial slurs. Oh.

Always fall into?

Always will.

Am I excited?

An absolute disaster! These kids are all too violent.

An attack. Mm hmm.

An emerging market? Video stores are a dying market.

An extra day is added to Mac Day.

An extra treat for you. Mr. Covington, have you seen

An eye?

An orgasm. Not that he's ever had one.

And a little more time on you. Aw... Thanks. You're so sweet. Hmm.

And an uncontested black belt point is the most badass...

And and a sword? You just... you need to stay off

And and really, my my..

And as you can tell by our huge mansion, we're insanely loaded.

And be honest. Well, what do you think it

And beholdeth... the image of God.

And bring whatever guests you want, regardless of age or

And by the end of it, you're gonna feel a little bit closer to me,

And four extra seconds dedicated solely to the dong shot.

And Frank got that bad intel, so they went to his apartment,

And get in fights and do all those things.

And God made the firmament and divided the waters which were

And he said it's nothing but a bunch of people yelling over

And he shot out of here.

And here we are, Dee, at a gun show, huh?

And Hwang won't fix it until this guy pays the rent.

And I don't want you to find me a man.

And I guarantee we won't get sneezed on.

And I have been watching Tabatha Takes Over a lot, because it's

And I I don't fight in the ring anymore, but

And I just caught your last set.

And I quote once again from Genesis.

And I think they threw in a bunch of protein...

And I think you should, too. Don't be a victim.

And I want to be very clear about something.

And I want to propose something totally different: I would like

And I wasn't quite sure what you were going for.

And I'm a garbage man.

And I'm getting hot about it, too.

And I've had seven. So don't be a rat, okay?

And if anyone is caught complaining?

And if the Indians knew how to sign shit,

And if we did get an eye, how would we attach it to you?

And if you are gonna be a rat, get it right.

And ignore everything that this clown is saying.

And in the interest of safety, I'm gonna go ahead and

And it all starts with the berries.

And it turns out, he was totally queer.

And it was a good thing that I did, too, because I'll tell you what.

And it was so."

And it wasn't about apologizing to each other.

And it's about, you know,

And it's unrated. They were not able to rate it.

And let it divide the waters from the waters.'

And look at us now.

And Mac. Dee and I don't want to be together. No.

And not enough on the showmanship. You know, maybe we should work out a couple of

And not talk about dressing like army carnies?

And now that you don't care anymore, you're not gonna

And now we have to kill that shaman woman

And people like my client won't take it anymore.

And said that my kids wanted to see me?

And says, "Uh uh."

And she'll fight back and be happy again.

And since we've been feeding Armitage a cerebral enhancement

And stuff, you know?

And take the first steps toward obtaining financial freedom.

And that he has plenty of...

And that you guys wanted to be one big happy family again.

And that, coupled with his radical religious beliefs,

And that'll give me some time to continue my education in peace

And that's a great pun, dude. You used the pun right!

And that's... that's not necessarily...

And the combination with my readings is really leading me

And the earth was without form and void, and darkness was

And the fact that you can't understand that leads me to

And the sound effects out of absolutely nowhere, no setup.

And then I'm gonna bait this glue trap with some Brie cheese.

And then we brought you back from the dead.

And then we discovered the Invig...

And then you know what happens?

And then you're free and clear.

And then your brain goes.

And then, he gives you the other half when the job's done?

And then, if you wouldn't mind, could you show me which room is mine?

And there is nothing we can do about it.

And there she goes!

And these liberals like Al Gore,

And they just went crazy in the bar and bit us up like...

And they squashed that beef. And that's exactly what we're gonna do.

And they're probably willing to spend their life with you, so...

And think about this, Dee.

And thirsty. I'm pretty sure I know when

And time limitations and ignore them, please.

And tomorrow we can shit on her.

And very valuable beachfront property.

And we don't give a shit because they're stupid.

And we got mad beef. She won't serve me.

And we were hoping you could clear a couple things up for us. Can you look at that?

And we'll just yank you out of there or something, all right?

And we're actually gonna support you, Dee.

And with a little hard work and a whole lot of training, we

And you better say "cheese." Huh?

And you guys are gonna squash with Bruce.

And you will gag in a spectacular manner.

And you're acting like a punk? Let me see the phone.

And you've been institutionalized.

And your money, we could really make a kick ass movie.

And, besides, there's no trees or herbs in the planetarium.

And, guys, let's have a little fun.

And, like, he woke up, he's like, "Ah, Charlie, I got to get to the playground."

And, like, I hate Project Badass and, like...

And, like, I know we've never said this as a group, but... Mac's gay.

And, look, if you're still not comfortable with the numbers, you just double down.

And, worst case scenario, they'll take his eye.

And, you know, we're going to "redefine success and and change the world."

Anybody on fire before." You know, you light one bitch on

Anyone else? Yeah, I'll have a beer.

Anyway, I started blasting.

Anyway, you guys all think I'm a hero, and I'll accept that

Anyway? Yeah, like, was he smart or

Are my kids in there? Somebody wrote me a note

Are not going to get selected for this intelligence

Are the best movies. And I don't want to kill

Are there any questions? Yo, can I get some beer?

Are we gonna be in the dark the whole time?

Are we talking about? You have to be a real moron

Are you all right? Yes, that's the shooting

Are you aware that you're holding children up with a gun

Are you good at playing characters?

Are you hiding something?

Are you interested?

Are you kidding me, dude? Like, I think you're gonna die.

Are you locking me in here?! Yeah.

Are you okay?

Are you quite well these days? Well, uh, actually, I'm,

Are you ready to begin? Okay

Are you ready?

Are you sure it's gasoline though?

Artemis and I went to a burlesque bar last night.

As a solution to a national problem.

Assault rifle, and I'm gonna prove to you how easy it is

Assessed the threat level. Clocked a knife in his boot.

Assistant Tang See did not, in fact, make the test subject

At a different frequency than that guy

At each other. Look, we're actually here for a

At Gunther's it's $1,500. Oh, this ain't

At least since we got stuck in the bathroom.

At some point it becomes a little aggressive.

At the bottom do all the work, and give all the money to the smart guys up at the top.

At the Boyz II Men concert, we need to dazzle them with our harmonies.

At the Dusty Dunes Resort in Orlando.

At the same time.

Attention, attention, everybody.

Aw, damn! He got away.

Aw, Frank, you're intruding

Aw, look at him go.

Aw, sh...

Aw, shut up.

Aw, you made him look like a bitch!

Aw! Ee aw!

Aw... Hang on.

Away from those people and those pursuits that have, in turn,

Away. No, no, he wouldn't, because

Back on your feet? The forecast calls for

Back there? Yeah.

Background checks. Okay, yeah.

Bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun, which we can't get!

Badass. Badass.

Badass. Badass.

Bag here. Some trinkets, knickknacks that

Bah hoo yeah Bah hoo yeah. ♪

Bah! Bah!

Bang! Tried to shoot them in the back, but I don't run so

Basement, okay? Get higher if you want.

Basically everything. No snow crabs, you know.

Be careful. Look

Be here, and so I'm having dinner with you

Be there. I know you'll be there.

Be together, but you do, deep down, want to be together.

Be with her. Yes.

Beachfront property on his Indian reservation.

Beat it! There's your damn award.

Beautiful woman. Uh, a warrior princess who saves

Because alcohol lowers your immune system.

Because Gail the Snail works at the Wawa, okay?

Because he is your dad, and Thanksgiving is a holiday for families.

Because I need to draw the jump in later to match your reaction.

Because I'm not gonna let you beat me,

Because I've modeled my day after the seven days of God's creation,

Because I've survived many winters without these berries.

Because it's officially Frank Day, so...

Because men are intimidated by funny women, all right?

Because of the things that he gives to us.

Because they believe in me.

Because they killed my baby girl as you was getting married to her. Yeah.

Because you can.

Because you guys are such great sports,

Because, like, now I'm getting the neck thing

Beefs are best left simmering under the surface I've learned that now.

Been pulling me away from Frank as of late

Been there?

Before he can draw his weapon... Hie aught!

Behavior

Believe me, we did everything in our power to try to save them,

Believe that you are complete and total dum dum, and therefore

Below average man to take you off of our hands forever.

Ben the Soldier. All right?

Ben, how many boxes am I gonna put you down for?

Ben! It's so good to see you, man.

Berries!

Best night for that, so I'm sorry, man.

Bet it's killing you guys to be stuck indoors on a beautiful day like today.

Better, so... I believe I was having the

Bill's the one who put bath salts in the punch at your wedding, all right?

Bitch, wasn't it? Skinny though.

Black bars don't win awards. No.

Black friend and not be constantly talking about it.

Blended drink, Caribbean Paradise.

Blew the shit out of his car

Blink if you can understand me.

Block, point, Mac!

Bomb so hard, and then she's gonna feel worse.

Boo yah! Wait, what? No, no

Book as fast as I can to the fence, climb up to the top, stop,

Boy, I tell you. She's got a boyfriend, but I

Boyz II Men? That concert is canceled.

Brain stem and exited the back of your skull

Brainpower. But you and me, we know

Brains out! What are we gonna do?

Brains out! What are we gonna do?

Brains out! What are we gonna do?

Break a leg. Hell, break both of 'em.

Breathing it in. (laughs)

Bring your kid. You have kids?

Bro... He's gonna get you from a

Broke Dennis.

Broke me?

Buddy, buddy, um, what's the deal with your kids?

Buddy, that's what I'm thankful for.

Buddy, you're seeing it. You're all seeing it.

Burlesque, yes, yes, yes. Hey, guys, guy... gentlemen,

Busting a nut. It's like, uh, you know, blowing

But don't blow your wads on these guys, okay?

But don't even worry, because Invigaron can help you.

But don't say my name, 'cause you don't know this man.

But here you go. But here you go.

But here you go. Okay, great, we'll take one of

But I actually feel a lot better.

But I know exactly where he will be.

But I need this to feel real, okay, guys?

But I need you to react at the same time

But I want to be very clear about something

But I was gonna say, uh, you look like a...

But I'm ready to get back on.

But if I...! Okay.

But it wasn't always this way. We used to be losers, like all of you people.

But it's a lucky thing I had my pieces

But it's funny!

But it's time for us to move forward with our relationship, all right?

But let me set this up for you so you're not totally confused

But like a beautiful woman Definitely not like a bird. ♪

But maybe we could find another one, throw him into the mix?

But my mom rigged hers with a special pouch

But nonetheless, on Thanksgiving, they got together, right,

But not all of them?

But now I'm absolutely sure he had an agenda.

But that only proves our point even more.

But the customers want you to be together.

But the good of the scorpion is not the good of the frog, yes?

But then, once we get past that, it's pretty good,

But these super berries grow in the Andes mountains, okay?

But they didn't stay together a long time, their marriage only

But we are gonna do a will they or won't they thing between you

But we don't have any in our roster.

But we're gonna take what he loves most: his life.

But with all this God shit that he's into...

But you ain't my cup of tea They always vote you

But you are good enough to fight in a black belt tournament.

But, Charlie, it's Gruesome Twosome Tuesday.

But, like...

But, to be fair, I don't have a problem, as much, with the act itself

But... Charlie, that was great.

But... Now, look, she has a long,

But... She was so annoying

By now, everyone knows the remarkable story of Dee

Bystander may have... Look, crime in this city is

Cake from, like, a month ago.

Calm yourself. No, you got to put... no...

Can he hear us? No way.

Can help you keep your school safe.

Can we say hi? There she is!

Can we... can we cut?

Can you do better, all right?

Can't be in the school zone, maybe we need to train somebody

Can't get it to stay. There you go.

Can't let you back there unless you're on the list.

Carbs wise, this is gonna set me back, but I don't even give a shit.

Career? Oh, wow, Dee.

Caribbean Paradise. Some people say it's better than busting a nut

Case... BOTH:... of the placebo

Cases, all right? Being wanted and being "wanted

Cat keeps getting hurt. He gets hurt.

Cats! (audience gasps, exclaims)

Caution. Of course, only an idiot

Change of plans. We got to go darker with

Character. Amazing.

Charlie and I have a couple of business questions

Charlie is our foundation. Where does a foundation belong?

Charlie, allow me to demonstrate.

Charlie, can you please remind everyone of the rules?

Charlie, come on, any idiot can listen to books on tape.

Charlie, don't tell Frank!

Charlie, look at that. Look how clean I am.

Charlie, when it was your day,

Charlie?

Charlie?

Charlie. This is uncharted waters here.

Charlie. What are you doing, dude?

Checkmate, Tang See, wake up. Open your eyes, listen.

Checkmate. Well, you know, it it,

Cheese, huh?

Chicks? No. Dudes.

Chief, I think I found some clues.

Children, your chariot awaits. Ah, Miss Sarah, ham and cheese,

Choice, thanks to you. Well, let's not throw barbs

Christ

Christ, come on.

Cigarette for a mother... What?!

Clackety, clickety clackety, clickety clackety clack.

Cleaning, cleaning.

Clearly very close to killing yourself...

Climb back down to safety. That's it.

College roommate. It was really no big deal.

College. DEE: Yeah, but Bruce Willis

Come into our home, tell us what is and what is not art?

Come on

Come on, come on, give me some.

Come on, Dee.

Come on, everybody. Frank's the guy who's behind all this;

Come on, guys, he's definitely still behind this.

Come on, guys, let me stay.

Come on, let's go get him

Come on, man

Come on, man, you know, like, just let me do it.

Come on, man. If we're gonna open for Boyz II Men

Come on, what are you doing?!

Come on, you guys are, like... Can we work this out?

Come on! Oh, my God, Charlie, that was

Come on.

Come on. Finally, my friends, at long

Come on. Goddamn it, Frank, I'm starting to think I have beef with you!

Comedy club!

Comedy star.

Comedy stuff's paying off for her.

Comes back, I'm gonna smash him up good.

Coming up. We could get nominated.

Complete failure

Compound fractures in both legs. Her breasts?

Conan O...

Conan O'Brien?

Conforms with Marxist theories about the exploitation of the

Controlling the situation, and her, as I always have and I

Cool off. Yo, Mac, that was amazing.

Cool, okay? No, no, no! No spitting

Cool. Okay, thanks, Z.

Cops, the only people who should have guns!

Copying me... It doesn't matter.

Could you turn the TV back on? Tomorrow's good.

Couldn't actually fire me, which was, of course, their first

Couldn't even make my friends more smarter.

Country Mac beat the shit out of that guy with a beer and his T shirt.

Country Mac coming to the big city.

Country Mac for Paddy's Mac.

Country Mac is gone, he's dead. Let's get out of here.

Country Mac lived a reckless life.

Covington. How long are you staying with us? Well, Sarah, something

Crawling out of your floor. Oh, uh, that that's okay

Crazy enough to want to know why you never RSVP'd to my wedding.

Cricket, what the hell are you doing here?

Crisis averted. Holy shit!

Crowned the smartest in the... Oh, God, gross.

Customers know we're cool, but the industry doesn't get it yet.

D D D Don't Don't put me on the spot.

Da.

Da.

Da.

Dah.

Dah.

Dah. Dah.

Damn it, Dee, this is all your fault.

Damn right.

Damn!

Dead. Let him have it.

Deandra, are you holding onto the trap?

Deandra, don't dick around.

Deandra, grab a couple of bottles of champagne, let's go.

Deandra.

Dear friend. (clears throat)

Debates here. Exactly.

Dee Reynolds does not use mics that other so called comedians

Dee Reynolds is a star

Dee Reynolds?

Dee Reynolds.

Dee so funny.

Dee stashes warm beer in the ceiling of the back office.

Dee, and the joke's on me!

Dee, come on, that's...

Dee, Dee, you're gonna be a star, all right?

Dee, enough of this, okay?

Dee, it was one of those shows where you're, like, "Whoa!"

Dee, let me be very clear about something.

Dee, let us handle...

Dee, look, I don't want to pile on here, 'cause you're

Dee, oh... Oh!

Dee, open up! Open!

Dee, slow down, all right?

Dee, stay in your light. Come with me, come here.

Dee, stop!

Dee, wait, wait.

Dee, wait!

Dee, wait!

Dee, what do you think about all this?

Dee, who do you think you are?

Dee, why can't you see that this is the same pattern that you

Dee, why do our hoagies reek of gasoline?

Dee, why is your door unlocked?

Dee, you're eating trash cake and smoking?

DEE: There you go. That's what we're talking!

Dee!

Dee? Dee, are you dead?

Dee? You just give a man $1,500 and

Dee. Dee

Dee. Dee.

Dee. Oh, no?

Define me, dude, okay? Like, I'm saving up to open

Denni... Go stop...? The man has an assault rifle!

Dennis thought of it.

Dennis wasn't even in on any of it!

Dennis, ask him how it's possible for him to talk to you through a cut phone wire.

Dennis, don't. The day's almost over.

Dennis, the ratio is off! Okay, you know what?

Dennis, you're out.

Dennis...

Der.

Describe the ways in which you find him attractive.

Did a couple reshoots of my own.

Did anybody else do a poopoo in their pants?

Did anyone else notice that he had an erection the entire time?

Did you kill yourself, Dee, or...?

Did you know that the average rate for a hotel room 30 years ago was $19?

Did you like my "say cheese" line?

Different, huh? Uh, "you and I."

Difficult road ahead of her, but you above all people should know

Distance. If I come at you, I'll get to

Do I have to put on training wheels for this conversation or

Do it fast, or I'll blow your brains out!

Do you already have representation?

Do you guys hear the motorcycle?

Do you guys think that our location is the problem?

Do you know that 90% of your water is 100% toxins?

Do you realize how unsafe that is?

Do you think maybe you could eat that sandwich later?

Do you want to check your photon levels?

Does does my dick work? No.

Does that sound like a man who needs to be in a hospital?

Does the sophisticated business model of Invigaron confuse you?

Doesn't make any sense. No.

Doesn't need to be funny because she's cute, she's loveable,

Doing better. I mean, it's serving up drinks.

Doing? We're trying to watch cat and

Don't apologize

Don't count beers, Carlos. Not cool.

Don't do sound effects.

Don't do this, Dee!

Don't do... don't... wh what...

Don't drag him into your beef 'cause I need him to focus on ours here

Don't fly away now!

Don't get cute, Tang See, you're not much smarter than he is.

Don't go on the highway

Don't grab a beer. We're on our way to a bar,

Don't knock the soup, all right? Da'Maniac's here.

Don't know who the hell they're dealing with.

Don't saunter away. I'm try... That's not fair!

Don't say that!

Don't talk about that, you know? It's strange to have one

Don't talk shit about my mom! Whoa.

Don't think that's it, Dennis. Whatever, you don't even know

Don't turn that channel.

Don't worry about it. What is a pun?

Don't worry about the hatchet thing, okay? That was an unsanctioned move.

Don't you start with that shit, Dee.

Drag him back down into the sewer where he belongs.

Dreams, and not supporting you, but I was wrong, Dee.

Drift. I don't

Drink? And we won't jizz on anything.

Drinking beer, so come on. Don't move!

Drinks. Yeah, well, they're generally shared, 'cause they're pretty big.

Driver, take the canyons.

Dropped out of college, and that supports Mac's argument.

Dude, did you guys see the way Country Mac was riding his motorcycle?

Dude, dude, Dee's opening for Landslide.

Dude, just because you're finishing our sentences, doesn't

Dude, she is gonna

Dude, you look like a shriveled raisin.

Dude! I will strangle you, I'll stick my goddamn thumb through your eye!

Dumb. Dumb.

Dumb. Yeah... uh...

Dummies with deep pockets are the best.

During an armed robbery. The bullet narrowly missed your

Each one of you has been hand selected to potentially join our Invigaron team.

Each other. Well... So what? That's what we do. We yell at each other, and if

Easy to buy a gun. And I need to prove that to

Eat the cheese

Eat the... eat the... you know, the skins if you got to eat something.

Eating cake?

Effect of environment upon intelligence was, alas, a

Effect. I considered that, but I

Effective. But you guys had, like, five.

Eh, there were women stripping, but it was classy.

End, Dee. I don't know.

Enough about Country Mac. It's still my day.

Enough is enough. You got to squash it with Snail, all right?

Enticing tunes for the little guy.

Evel Knievel didn't jump. Johnny Knoxville doesn't jump.

Ever.

Every one of them.

Every single thing that came out of your mouth was trash.

Every time you open your mouth, you drag me down into the mud,

Everybody else drank, though, 'cause it seemed like fun.

Everybody find a spot to put your sleeping bags and we'll be all set.

Everybody knows! I'm sorry, guys, um, but

Everybody knows! I'm sorry, guys, um, but

Everybody likes her, and then, if she can tell a joke, yeah,

Everybody stop clapping. All right, Liam,

Everybody's got to drink, right? Yeah.

Ew! Mm mm

Exactly, right? Now, Tang See, let's let's talk

Excuse me, there's a guy

Excuse me? What about her breasts?

Execute with a quip. Let's give it a shot

Exercise, okay, to prove how unsafe it is...

Experiment. Welcome, everybody, and thank

Exploiting my labor for years. An astute observation.

Expression of beauty. Just get the guns and bring

Fantasy

Fascinating results. Uh, the most measurable effect

Fast, I can't... Go slower.

Faster. I got you.

Fear! Aw, guys, we got to get more

Feeling we're gonna be together a long time.

Fence by, like... We're on the sidewalk, see?

Fight back at us.

Figure this out. Ooh, oh!

Find him attractive?

Fine, yeah, oh, yeah, it was me, the evil villain with the perfect voice

Finger Fantasy. Finger Fantasy.

Finish the lecture, and..

Fire, and everybody freaks out! Oh, you son of a bitch.

Flaccid, erect.

Flaccid, erect.

Focus.

For a second. What do you think my IQ is now?

For everyone to have guns, okay? But I see now that I was the

For everything! For all of it!

For goblins for ten hours straight?

For one time cancellation fee of only $2,000."

For questioning" are very, very, very different things, Gunther.

For real

For real?

For safety, for safety. I mean, he does make some

For the entirety of this day, we will forced to do everything Mac wants us to do.

Formula, he's been solving these mazes seven times faster.

Four thou...? $4,000? Really?

Fowl, rodents.

Frank and I got them from China,

Frank is the mastermind in the coil.

Frank Reynolds, Paddy's Pub

Frank told us the same thing.

Frank told us this dummy was the key

Frank was right! Shit!

Frank, don't be... Are you crazy?

Frank, I can't concentrate when you look like this.

Frank, I cannot go slower for you!

Frank, it's gonna ruin the movie, Frank!

Frank, no, come on.

Frank, tell you what.

Frank, we never get nominated for awards, okay?

Frank, we're not gonna die of the flu because we're young and vital.

Frank, what the hell are you doing, dude?

Frank, will you pay attention, man?

Frank?

Frank?

From a deranged wrestler. Why would you invite him?

From the beginning so it's come full circle.

From us with this global warming bullshit.

Gag on stage.

Gaga than, you know, Johann Sebastian Bach.

Game to get an award. That feels lame

Gasoline is volatile and highly combustible so let's use extreme

Gee, do I want to see my ex special forces ex partner

Geez

Genesis, chapter one. "God created the heaven and the earth,

Gentlemen. How about something a little bit

Gentlemen. What are you doing, dude?

Get all this filthy hair off my face.

Get away from the children

Get it off, I'm st... I'm stuck to your glue!

Get me out of here!

Get me out of here!

Get out and get those guns before they run out, and the

Get out of here! ? I really mean to tell you

Get out of here? I'm lovin' it.

Get out of here.

Get out! We don't need you!

Get over here. What are, what are you doing?

Get over it! I got you, Riggs! Hurry up!

Get that out. Get that out

Get the bottle out, get the bottle out!

Get your father's blessing.

Getting all naked and cramming yourself into a coil

Getting an award. Makes you look like a bunch of assholes. Hmm

Give it to me. There you go

Give me a call.

Give me the big bills.

Give me the money! You're going about this all

Give us a second.

Give us a second.

Giving me the green light to get shit housed.

Go ahead. Kiss her

Go back in your light. We're all set up back there

Go before she changes her mind, go

Go with it?

Go with it.

Go, go, go, go, go, go!

Go, go! Oh, shit!

Go!

God created the beasts of the earth and he made man in his own image.

God created the stars 5,000 years ago.

God will make a flood or a famine, okay?

God, everything you did tonight was so gross.

God, guys, damn it.

God, the bank didn't get it either.

God, what are we gonna do about this?

God? Hello, Mac.

Goddamn it!

Goddamn it! Come out here! Come on out here.

Goddamn it.

Goddamn medicine men, trying to tell me how to eat my food

Goddamn son of a bitch Frank, you were right!

Goddamn, man.

Goddamn. Yeah.

Going house to house, handling money, banging lonely broads.

Going on in there! Oh, yeah, dude, we created

Gonna be really cool, huh?

Gonna do everything they can to improve your quality of life.

Gonna say. I had to look it up.

Gonna... What is going on out here?

Good call on these outfits, dude

Good cause. We want to protect this school.

Good either.

Good for you. Our bad, our bad for this experiment.

Good idea, come on. What?

Good joke, guys, I love jokes.

Good luck. We've been at it all night.

Good morning, Philadelphia.

Good night.

Good pleasantry, cute

Good points. Yeah.

Good, go home

Good, good, okay, so we'll be, like, a group of, like,

Good, he deserves it for ratting me out.

Good.

Good.

Good. Feels good in my hands.

Good. I'm gonna go shave.

Good. Yeah.

Got to give it to him.

Government changes the laws

Great

Great song, Charlie. Yeah, man

Great, uh, so we'd like to begin with Bill Ponderosa.

Great! It was absolutely great!

Gross.

Gun sales have skyrocketed.

Gun, and there's nothing you can do about it.

Guns just do not belong in schools.

Guns on the streets! Yeah!

Guns; supply is not meeting the demand.

Gunther's. This a price gouge?

Guys, guys, we've got a huge problem back there.

Guys, he's not gonna get us. I think we got to get out of

Guys, I got to say, I'm excited to play quarantine.

Guys, I may have had a little bit of an accident in my pants,

Guys, listen, regroup, regroup.

Guys, look, I know we've had our differences in the past.

Guys, memorize these lines, okay?

Guys, safety is the name of the game

Guys, this whole thing was meant to bring us closer together,

Guys, we're hot about the complete opposite.

Guys, you thinking what I'm thinking?

Ha!

Ha! Nice!

Had been in love for years, because of a perceived

Had our names printed on

Hah!

Hair and makeup!

Hang on, hang on, hang on. Is there a compromise?

Hard candy?

Has always been pretty stupid. You want to...?

Has most likely landed him in Hell,

Have a good day, sir. Thank you.

Have a good day. Go

Have been arguing all day about the efficacy of swords

Have some new candidates for you to look at, all right?

Have spit into, okay?

Have to be kneeling this entire time?

Have two ears, so it's a waste

Have you been having any side effects?

Have your way with the whore!

Having. Uh, debilitating aches and

He a dirty bitch.

He a good guy, huh? Nice to see you.

He beat us here by, like, an hour

He breached! He breached! His suit ripped in the store!

He can do really cool stuff with his dick, though.

He can help us. He's, like, a business genius.

He can, I've seen it.

He defeats the bad guys using street smarts, and I got street

He didn't tell us why he was in that coil.

He does make a good point, you know?

He gives you an assault rifle. Uh oh. Ooh, ooh. Ooh, ooh.

He gonna do a rain dance and then make some money on some umbrellas, man.

He has got a hair trigger

He he's not, he's a pop culture figure like the Kardashians, you

He is good. That son of a bitch.

He is my select

He is whatever, I mean, is he okay? Sure

He jumped! That's it! He jumped, guys! He jumped!

He just gave that guy an ocular patdown, and it actually worked.

He just said it. There's a timing concern.

He just stole the berries. That's not g...

He just subtly

He kicked the shit out of that guy!

He likes his ladies to pop. That's true, Groban does like

He made a lucky guess, and he put us all in danger.

He might scam us further. We don't know. He's a business mastermind.

He might scam us further. We don't know. He's a business mastermind.

He owns the store! Whoops.

He said he had some dream or something.

He scurried away. All right, well, when he

He specializes in Constitutional Law

He starts giving me shit, I'll spit at him.

He tried to do, like a power spin, and it ripped. And he probably got sick!

He was actually dressed like at when we got here.

He wasn't the kind of guy that could score a point in a black belt karate contest.

He wasn't, he wasn't.

He went over there, probably saw some pretty serious carnage.

He will destroy you with tornadoes and earthquakes and AIDS.

He wouldn't say. He could be up to something.

He'll just start blasting. Uh, bullshit.

He'll probably sell us a gun. Excuse me, sir.

He's a garbage man!

He's also playing Chief Lazarus.

He's been at the top of the pyramid the whole time just gathering our cash.

He's clearly got some issues. I just don't know that PTSD is one of them.

He's clearly using you.

He's dead.

He's deep in my soul, soul ? He's lived here for years

He's gonna have some bad PTSD. If we trigger that,

He's got... he's got all of

He's inviting you out to lunch, Bozo you gonna go or

He's just... he's just leaving the bar.

He's my attorney.

He's not covered in stupid tattoos and he doesn't have a

He's not getting it, is he? No, he's not. Forget it.

He's not loving it.

He's not loving it.

He's not.

He's probably down in Orlando enjoying that time share. He's long gone.

He's sucked down, like, three bowls of it.

He's the one who is responsible for your empty eyehole.

He's very stressed out and he needs to buy the

He's very, very dumb. I mean, think about it.

He's walking by himself. What do you think he's doing

He's your garbage man!

He's, like, the second biggest badass I know, so it's gonna be awesome.

He's... It's it's a whole thing. Just move past it.

Heavenly Father, we thank you for your glories.

Hell, no, I don't do that.

Hello, Dennis.

Hello, everyone. I'm Dee, and this is Charlie.

Hello, everyone. Thank you so much for coming today.

Hello, love, I'm the new butler.

Hello?

Her. I mean, look at her.

Here we go again

Here we go.

Here, buddy, everyone else.

Here, right? All right, guy.

Here, so... Yeah

Here. What are we gonna do, you guys? Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Here's the damn phone. Well... please, just... if

Here's this. Open it up.

Hey

Hey oh! All right, Charlie, I signed you up for the gold member starter kit, okay?

Hey, best part?

Hey, Charlie! Police Academy.

Hey, Chief, I'd like to trade in...

Hey, Dee, can we come back there with you?

Hey, Dee? Dee?

Hey, Dennis, oh, check this place out.

Hey, everybody, I had food.

Hey, everything all right over there, Dee?

Hey, Frank, are you kidding me? Goddamn it, it's just one beer!

Hey, Frank, I'm giving this guy a handy under the table. Are you jealous?

Hey, Frank, why do you have a truck full of water filters?

Hey, Frank! Frank, is that a box of guns?

Hey, guys?

Hey, guys. How you doing?

Hey, guys. You here for the presentation?

Hey, hey, Greg, can you get this man a Blue Hole?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, hey! Oh!

Hey, hey, hey! What's going on here?

Hey, hey, some of it was real.

Hey, hey.

Hey, how'd you get him down here anyway?

Hey, I say we get ourselves a new pair of golf clubs, huh?

Hey, I'm Mac. Welcome to Paddy's Pub.

Hey, it's just a bonus, you know?

Hey, it's the time I said, so it's the time it'll be.

Hey, kid, you're getting off easy!

Hey, let me in.

Hey, Mac. I'm drying up over here.

Hey, man.

Hey, maybe we can squeeze some money out of the guy.

Hey, maybe you could recommend something that could blow a hole

Hey, so give this guy his 1,500 bucks, and we'll just saunter

Hey, sweetheart, there you are.

Hey, thanks for calling, man. So, where are the kids?

Hey, turkeys, gobble, gobble.

Hey, uh, Frank, we'll be back in a couple days to help you out, okay, buddy?

Hey, um... hey, Country Mac, can we just talk to you for one quick second, buddy?

Hey, what are you doing? Hurry up

Hey, what do you say we go back to my hotel and have sex?

Hey, what is your, uh, what is your return policy there?

Hey, what's wrong with you, guy?

Hey, whoa, settle! Settle, settle, settle!

Hey, you don't get a gig like this by accident.

Hey, you just got yourself a deal.

Hey, you want me to cook that up for you?

Hey, you want some beef? You want some squash?

Hey! Faced! Thanks, Dee.

Hey! Hey, easy, easy, easy.

Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey! Hey! What's with all the chitchat?

Hey! What the hell are you guys doing here?

Hey. Ah, goddamn it, it's gone.

Hi, I'm Michael Rotenberg.

Hi, I'm Walt.

Hi, uh, everybody, I'd like to say something, please.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. What?

Him he's right near the hole. Oh, good, let me bash him!

Himself and got a little bit too specific.

His eggs are scrambled. Mr. Reynolds, are you there?

His ladies to pop. Isn't he cute?

His skin, still.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. That could be it, yeah.

Hmm. This guy doesn't know what he's got. He's really ugly, too.

Hold on a second.

Hold up, dude, I want to get

Hollywood!

Holy shit, dude!

Holy shit, there's two of them.

Holy shit, you're late. She was late.

Holy shit! Dude, this is the guy that Frank and Dee mistook for Bruce,

Holy shit. As long as we're blasting.

Homo ways, while simultaneously doing a series of karate moves

Honest, but... (door opens)

Honestly, it's, like, refreshing to hear.

Honk, honk, honk...

Hop on that, and be smart about it.

How about I just take it, huh? 'Cause I'm a maniac with a

How are you? Come on in.

How awesome was that? Well, yeah, that's that's

How can, how can I orgasm if I don't jizz?

How could we have gotten better so quickly?

How easy it is. Oh, we're gonna, we're gonna.

How is it possible for you to talk to me through a cut ph...

How is that even possible?

How is that tasteless? It's art.

How is this my fault? It just is, you stupid bitch.

How may we help you?

How much would that be? Uh, that's $1,500.

How you doing? All right, let's just, uh...

How's that? Huh?

Howdy, I'm Gunther. What can I do for you?

Huh!

Huh! Holy shit.

Huh? No.

Huh? Nothing. What are you doing?

Huh? Nothing. What are you doing?

Huh? What pun?

Huh?! Yeah. Everybody does it.

Huh. Yeah, I guess I do feel kind of

Humans are filthy. Dirty filthy.

Humor you'll get us. Shut up!

Hup, hut, hut! Hie!

Hyah!

Hyah! Hyoh!

I agree.

I also had reservations in the beginning,

I also invited Charlie's mom, my mom and my dad, but they didn't want to come.

I am glowing like an angel over here

I am not using him.

I appreciate the concern, but I'm fine.

I bet he was never stuck in that coil at all.

I bet his diarrhea is nasty!

I bought a stake in Gunther's Guns.

I broke out. Are you high?

I burned her, yeah. I burned her

I came at you hard. You came at me real hard, and

I came here for my daughter,

I can do it, Riggs. : Ho ho ho ho.

I can fight off whatever stupid illness this pizza may

I can fly you to L.A. tomorrow on my private jet, and we can go

I can give this lady her drink. Ma'am, what would you like to

I can see that you're eating cake, but that's Frank's

I can't believe it's finally arrived.

I can't believe that this place won Best Bar.

I can't buy one! The only thing that stops a

I can't do it

I can't even get a bus to hit on me.

I can't even keep crabs in this vagina.

I can't get any lower than I am already.

I can't imagine that other people are doing what we're

I can't live without you. Don't die.

I can't stop shaking.

I can't wait to see those little rug rats. It's been forever.

I can't, see... I've been outsmart by a rat and right

I cannot believe you jumped.

I cannot go slower

I chartered a jet.

I could give the whole month's rent right here.

I could heat that apartment all winter, huh?

I decided to stop showering.

I didn't ask questions though

I didn't invite him. He just drifted in.

I didn't know that we were trapped in here. I thought we were just playing quarantine.

I didn't quite get that, if I'm being honest.

I didn't see any carnage. Um, I actually had a good time during the war.

I do like looking at beautiful naked women.

I do, yeah.

I don't believe in God.

I don't care about your selects.

I don't care that you only have

I don't care.

I don't even know what it is you want us to do.

I don't even know what you're talking about

I don't know

I don't know about that, Frank.

I don't know about you, mate, but I'm sore.

I don't know where he is. He didn't come home this morning. He took off last night.

I don't know why, but they don't.

I don't know, I don't know. We got to think, we got to think. Think, think.

I don't know, man. I thought we sounded pretty good.

I don't know.

I don't like it.

I don't like the way they look.

I don't need a bell telling

I don't need their validation

I don't need this limpdick telling me whether my bar's

I don't need to listen to this, okay?

I don't really understand what I'm buying.

I don't think that that's... Hold hold on a second.

I don't think you want me to succeed.

I don't think you're quite understanding.

I don't want to be with Walt, okay?

I don't want you to get hurt. Let me handle it.

I don't want... What? Here we go.

I draw it in later because it's like a post effect.

I feel like we're just creating more beef.

I feel... I feel... I'm getting upset.

I find that I want to love you for the rest of my days, and I will

I forgot, there's no opening in yours.

I found it in the back office in the garbage. It's still warm.

I get it.

I got a little ditty about Paddy's Pub.

I got a point! I got a point!

I got everybody angry and scared.

I got high

I got his whole platoon selling for me.

I got it! I got it! Got what?

I got Mongolian barbecue and Police Academy: Mission to

I got one, I got one.

I got selections for you.

I got that weird Danish twin.

I got those free for sitting through a 20 minute presentation.

I got to get out of here!" Evacuate vagina.

I got to go. Where you going now?

I got to stop you

I got to thank you all so much for hooking me up with that army guy.

I got to travel the world, uh, try new, exotic cuisines.

I got you again. But I... What if I zigzag

I got you guys all notebooks and pens.

I got your back. For life.

I gotta get out of here!

I gotta get out of here!

I guess he was...

I guess I can tell a little bit, if I'm being honest.

I guess I did pretty good.

I guess I do have a hair trigger, huh?

I guess you're looking at an AR 15.

I guess, joke's on me.

I hate people who are different than me, you know? Why pretend?

I hate to admit it, Dennis, but he's got a point, you know.

I have a 107 stress level.

I have a question. Uh, how do I get in on this?

I have a series of lectures that we're gonna get to.

I have a water filter for you that you need to put in every

I have another special surprise. We will be joined by my cousin all day!

I have come up with the intelligent solution.

I have no depth perception!

I have no use for you guys anymore

I haven't seen 'em since my wife left me.

I haven't seen him in, like, forever, but, guys, trust me.

I hear it oh, God, it's coming!

I heard it. I love it.

I hope that's okay. Yeah. Give it to me.

I hope you, uh...

I I I can go from flaccid to erect at a moment's notice.

I I like the chemistry that the staff has

I I... We're five feet away from you, I know you hear...

I I'm just, I I I'm just a Jesus loving e e ex marine.

I I'm really excited to see this, man. You are gonna kick that guy's ass,

I I'm sorry, before you continue, um, I noticed you said

I I'm sorry. Um, I don't think this is for me.

I It's not even... it's not even close. I mean, I..

I just don't understand.

I just figured, "What's the point?

I just go with the flow.

I just want to be pure.

I just want to tell you all Go yourselves... ?

I keep a flask of créme de menthe behind the jukebox in the bar,

I killed the boss. That's not the boss, you idiot. He's my father!

I know I can do it.

I know that game, huh? You want to do a bump here?

I know what I'm doing.

I know, buddy. Lazarus has taken everything from us,

I know, I've spent my entire life shitting all over your

I know, well, yeah

I like him, too.

I like Paddy's Pub ? Let the record show

I like that. Frank is right.

I like to recommend to our first timers our signature cocktail

I listened to a chapter on that this morning

I love all this.

I love her, Rog.

I love that painted on eye, man.

I love weddings.

I love you, Dee.

I love you!

I love you! Why?

I love you.

I made a mistake.

I made it, I made it.

I made you!

I may have started a money fire

I mean, all right, it is a little odd we've never been

I mean, come on, we've been all over town.

I mean, come on. He's really going off the deep

I mean, for Christ's sakes, look.

I mean, for God's sake... Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I mean, Greg would never yell at Amanda.

I mean, guys, look, we came together in harmony.

I mean, I think, uh... You know, I think we crossed

I mean, it... She deserved it, okay?

I mean, it's great.

I mean, like like, stay with us forever.

I mean, listen to the lyrics. Right? "Not too hard... not too soft."

I mean, the fact that we don't know where he's going makes him all the more badass.

I mean, they're out there moving berries like crazy.

I mean, we're talking about Boyz II Men here.

I mean, we're trying to keep the school safe!

I mean, what the hell? You're like the NRA.

I mean, what the hell? You're like the NRA.

I mean, what's he doing in that coil, you know what I mean?

I mean, who comes to this place? A shitload of people

I mean, will you use your head?

I mean, yeah, it's given us a lot of street cred, but I think

I mean, yeah, sure, bad things do happen.

I mean, you know what you look like?

I mean, you know, I need a little...

I mean, you know, you guys agree about something.

I mean... We still have the karate tournament.

I might as well just throw myself in front of a bus

I miss her, Riggs

I need to do something first

I need to talk to Dee.

I never really cared Until I met you..

I only got one thing on my mind.

I passed out at the park the other day, and a couple of kids

I promise. This is the only way. Oh! Hey.

I realize...

I saved everyone! Yeah, my yard's protected.

I say we leave him stuck in there just for a few more days

I say we leave him stuck in there just for a few more days

I scored an actual point in an actual karate tournament and

I see that now.

I should just try it again. (Dee whoops)

I shouldn't be here. I I have to go.

I sincerely have no idea what you're talking about.

I still fight with the demons in Da'Maniac's head.

I sure am glad we came to this strip club, Riggs.

I tell you what, Sarge.

I tell you what: let's drop him off either way. Okay

I think he's awake. His eyes keep opening

I think I might be coming down with something, too.

I think I thought of a way that we can work day three into this experience.

I think I'm gonna die.

I think I'm gonna get one of

I think it's coming from your room, dude.

I think we might have been wrong about Dee and Charlie's little investment.

I think we need to call 911 for you.

I think we need to get you to a hospital.

I think what's happening here is the fact that you're a woman,

I think you're jealous.

I thought it would be part of the ceremony to have squash and beef.

I thought the camera would add ten pounds to my hands, and

I threw that in the trash!

I tipped them off.

I told him that his kids wanted to see him for Thanksgiving,

I took bigger dumps than her.

I took it too far?

I want her to be my best friend, yo.

I want there to be ceremony.

I want there to be ceremony.

I want this cheese.

I want to be very clear about this.

I want to get this stuff done here, and then

I want to see. Oh! He's killing zombies!

I want to show you something. Yeah, this is classy.

I want you to scream, "Badass! You know, that dude is badass!

I want... what I want. And you know what I want.

I was a priest before I got involved with you guys.

I was and I wasn't

I was and I wasn't.

I was uncomfortable filming the scene.

I wasn't gonna say... Gonna say that?

I watch violent movies. Well, yeah, violent movies

I went... I went hot real fast; it just happened.

I will burn you alive like the last bitch who crossed me!

I will not let you down.

I will spend every day of my life

I won't tell Frank. Hold your arm.

I would like to buy a man destroyer from you, please.

I would like to recommend to first timers our signature

I would love to represent you, too; I think you're amazing.

I would not want to be around this guy with a gun either.

I... am... God.

I... don't... forgive you.

I... no!

I'd just be wasting my time. I mean, obviously, you two are smart.

I'd like a big room, if you don't mind. We're gonna have so much fun.

I'd like to come back next week to see if they do.

I'd like to say it was fun, but I've had a better time ripping

I'll admit it, it's getting confusing, there's a lot of people here.

I'll be right there. Get to work. Get to work.

I'll be very... Good. You're gonna be great.

I'll eat the skins. I'll always eat the skins. I love the skins.

I'll get to the bottom of this.

I'll give you a premium lead on a deep pocket dummy.

I'll handle this

I'll have a few of those delicious nose clams.

I'll kiss ass. Yeah, let's play the game.

I'll meet you back at our time share, huh?

I'll shoot you in the teeth. Give me the money!

I'll show you what's final, you redneck son of a bitch!

I'll sign up if Mac doesn't want to.

I'll tell you exactly what that was.

I'll tell you what.

I'll, uh, I'll play it here.

I'm a duper. You guys are the dupees.

I'm a little confused as well. Uh, I don't have a firm grasp

I'm a talent manager from Los Angeles.

I'm afraid I can't help you there.

I'm afraid my friend Dennis confuses book learning with

I'm afraid that they were, um... obliterated.

I'm afraid, however, that we can only use one test subject.

I'm Andy, proud owner of my own mountain, where...

I'm drinking the berry juice to save my life.

I'm eating cake.

I'm feeling that now. I want to do that.

I'm getting rid of all this contaminated crap!

I'm glad you've given up.

I'm gonna be at your house tomorrow morning, 10:00 a.m.

I'm gonna be just fine.

I'm gonna be zinging one liners all night long.

I'm gonna change out of this gi and then we're gonna keep going with the day, okay?

I'm gonna do it. I said I was... I was never not gonna do it.

I'm gonna fight with you.

I'm gonna freak out, and I'm gonna add another day!

I'm gonna get a beer, too. Are you serious?

I'm gonna go select some men for Dee

I'm gonna holster my weapon, he'll holster his weapon.

I'm gonna jump over this!

I'm gonna knock you out

I'm gonna knock you out Huh!

I'm gonna pop out for a little while.

I'm gonna shoot you if you don't move faster

I'm gonna take all your cell phones.

I'm gonna throw in a coupon for a free round of golf

I'm gonna whisk you right backstage, and we go straight

I'm having dinner with you. I see, you've lifted the

I'm I'm confused though.

I'm just a filthy person."

I'm just relieved you didn't see the old opt out clause.

I'm like, "Dude, no way."

I'm not getting it. So you crawl around on the bed, looking for minerals?

I'm not going near that school." Uh, gentlemen, I

I'm not lifting the restraining order, but Frank paid me $500 to

I'm not on a list for a place that I don't want to be.

I'm not signing shit until I get an eye. You owe me.

I'm not trying to make any business decisions.

I'm okay with it, because who cares?

I'm really sore. I really needed this.

I'm rich. I'm rich. Oh!

I'm right back here, guys. Who's got me? Guys?

I'm right in the middle of something.

I'm sorry, are you talking to me?

I'm sorry, their their mother's no longer with us.

I'm sorry, wait, wait! That's a... sorry.

I'm sorry, you guys.

I'm sorry, you made me?!

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm starting to think even I'm getting too old for this shit.

I'm starving.

I'm sure they're around somewhere. Go ahead and mingle, and maybe you'll find 'em

I'm sure you understand why, so I'm just gonna pop the trunk and

I'm sure you're all excited to learn more about the Invigaron system.

I'm taking this. What the hell, man?

I'm talking about owning a vacation.

I'm telling you, glue traps are barbaric and messy.

I'm the perfect select

I'm trying to convert you guys.

I'm trying! Don't judge me this is art.

I'm very aroused.

I'm walking on sunshine Whoa... ♪

I'm Walt.

I'm way more uncomfortable.

I'm your twin brother.

I've been confiscating them as potential evidence.

I've been gettin' phone numbers left and right.

I've been here for years I'm rockin' my peers

I've been watching this show called Tabatha Takes Over..

I've been working on it. It's a...

I've got a proposition for you.

I've got an idea

I've got some selections.

I've had to scratch and claw for everything I've got.

I've had tons of orgasms! I've had one with your mom,

I've heard a lot about you.

I've jerked and squirmed and squiggled.

I've listened to five books on tape already this morning, five.

I've never felt like this before in my life.

I've never heard of him.

I've never seen anything as badass as that." You know? Oh...

I've seen that movie... That is my...

If 107's bad, I got to eat more berries.

If anybody has any objection to this union,

If anything, I should be thanking myself.

If he doesn't face this now, he never will.

If he solves the maze, he gets the cheese.

If I found myself getting sick, I would simply say...

If I score on you, I don't have to come to the wedding?

If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna go down drinking.

If if you want to get a nomination, you got

If those bozos can do it,

If we don't want to break the door, I have a key.

If we get him out of there, how do we know he's gonna keep helping us?

If you cannot resist the urge to complain,

If you look at the Orion constellation and then track across to the Big Dipper,

If you make this shot, you will have redeemed yourself

If you nail this, we're talking

If you play the movie, you'll see.

If you want, I can set you up with one of their private villas.

If you, if you stay in here, you're gonna get sick.

Imagine if they had guns! Oh, it'd be a disaster!

Immediately. Let me ask.

In a place that he loved so well.

In case I was being unclear, nerds, I will bang one or both

In case one of you get sneezed on, the other one can report back.

In fact, here comes your nurse now

In here. Yeah.

In Invigaron.

In my life, because how are you gonna stop a gunman with that?

In my my arms of of throat cancer, from from eating some some some bad pussy.

In the bag. In the bag

In the first place anyway. No

In the trunk? Yeah.

In this whole scenario with the Pilgrim and the Indians, which one are we?

In which I will beg God's forgiveness for Country Mac's evil,

In your face, sucker

In your face, sucker.

In your professional opinion, you think we got a shot?

Incidents, sure, yeah, a few minor indiscretions, but,

Indiana Jones, where the guy does the whole sword thing and

Industry Night, edgier. No, Frank, don't derail us.

Insanely dangerous, this place is

Instead, you will fly too close to the sun, and you will choke

Intelligence. He's totally different.

Interesting is when the rat finishes the cheese.

Interests, new friends, better suited for those interests, so

Into some rather large ideas. I think I could be on the verge

Introduce myself, give him this swag bag.

Invention

Invig...

Invigaron

Invigaron is great, but you got to put in the hours.

Invigaron!

Invigaron.

Is an orgasm, which is light and playful, but he overstepped

Is black..

Is Frank still the mastermind? I don't get it.

Is gonna be a star.

Is he fine? He's fine.

Is he spitting? Oh, he's spitting at them.

Is in here. I don't like it.

Is is he under the impression that our apartment is the time share?

Is it... is that from the smoke, or...?

Is largely due to the simplicity of its origins.

Is someone in there?

Is something burning?

Is that a pun?

Is that cheese? Get it off me!

Is that the sign? That's the sign.

Is, uh..

Is? 175?

Issues

It a little bit. (both speaking Mandarin)

It absolutely makes sense you're a janitor who

It ate its cheese and then ran away.

It didn't get stuck to the glue. Huh, maybe this rat is a

It does we are a male driven, uh, you know..

It doesn't seem like it's all that easy to buy an assault

It goes in here and...

It is, it is. Here you guys go.

It is. So less yapping, more golf clubs please.

It just makes me really hot. Yeah, well, it's a hot issue

It means "You got that right." Yes, Frank, I got what right,

It only takes one germ, Dee.

It says here you have an extensive history of felonious

It smells bad and it's stuffy in here

It sort of like a Fly Girl power spin.

It to 17th and JFK, and we're gonna march on City Hall

It was a good joke.

It was a good joke.

It was a pun, 'cause I flung cheese in his face, you know?

It was atrocious.

It was dimly lit. They were serving martinis,

It was distracting. Yeah, but did you ever see

It was filth. It was disgusting.

It was great, it was great.

It was gross.

It was just about making the peace that was all that it was about.

It was one time and one thing, I just...

It was pretty great! I tried to go right down the

It was really great. You really knocked it out of the

It was so gross

It was terrible, let's try it again, let's try, let's do it again.

It was you and I? You and I...

It will protect you and your entire family

It worked.

It would appear so.

It, and that's a good chance we'll cover all the bases.

It. I'm gonna go out and buy some more. Okay.

It. It's an industry award.

It's a bit messy. The good news is,

It's a comfort thing.

It's a crazy situation! We're on your side now!

It's a landslide!

It's a reverse funnel system.

It's about seduction. See, I'm gonna place some

It's all about how I...

It's all about image

It's all about purity, Charlie.

It's all about safety. Let's take it slow

It's all great

It's all here, you know: oranges, hand sanitizer,

It's all super sudden though, isn't it?

It's all your fault.

It's amazing. Get with the program.

It's an amazing property. I mean, when we first saw it,

It's Charlie.

It's coming to eat its cheese. You guys, help!

It's crazy. Oh, look at this guy right here.

It's everybody else. It's their problem, not us.

It's funny, Dennis.

It's gone too far.

It's gonna be a bunch of nuts with guns

It's gonna be perfectly clear! It's gonna be way too clear what's happening.

It's gonna be so confusing...

It's gonna work. Okay

It's got to be... Dumb is a funny word.

It's great that you're a cop again, Rog.

It's great!

It's just until the vaccine is replenished.

It's just upsetting. I'm sorry, I'm getting upset.

It's just, uh, just had a little piece of sausage.

It's like a goddamn barber shop.

It's me, Dee

It's not currently loaded. That's not the...

It's not for you! It's for us!

It's not funny, it's not funny.

It's not gonna go well.

It's not just Thanksgiving, pal. You know what the real problem is?

It's not my style.

It's not that weird, but it's that... but it's a thing.

It's not... There's no need to clap. It's not a clapping event.

It's now time for learning. Okay? You're you're impeding

It's okay, dude

It's on my hand! Oh, it's climbing up my hand to

It's pretty darn good. Some people say it's better than

It's pretty high, it's good. It's excellent, it's gonna be great.

It's probably far worse, I would imagine.

It's really worse.

It's ridiculous. All right, let's put on a good show.

It's Saturday coming up. There's gonna be kids here!

It's served with three straws in a fishbowl.

It's so hot and also so cold.

It's still illegal in the state of Pennsylvania.

It's supposed to be sad. It's supposed to guilt them into voting for us, you know.

It's the only call.

It's time now to wipe the slate clean.

It's time to hit the reset button, wouldn't you say?

It's true. Like, we know we're cool and our

It's use, use, use, fail, fail, fail, and then it's suicide.

It's very annoying to me.

It's water. I'm saying "water,"

It's way harder than you think, dude.

It's, like, ingrained in them or something

It's... You know what he's not?

Itty bitty world by storm And I'm just gettin' warm ♪

Jerked it, I mean, I've jerked it so many times.

Jesus, Jesus! That's gasoline.

Jesus, man. I didn't want to say anything

John McClane didn't go to college.

John McClane's a fictional character who's voicing lines

Jump, asshole!

Jump, you pussy!

Just get a black eyepatch, you know?

Just get me out of here.

Just give us an eye.

Just go back in. Don't sit down there.

Just just stay away from the children.

Just keep your mouth shut and let me do the talking.

Just know we're watching you. Go to class.

Just like I am with my voice.

Just make sure that this is, in fact, gasoline because Charlie

Just put it away. I hear you, buddy.

Just zipping through the cars.

Just, we had some creative differences with him, you know,

Just... don't come back here, you punks.

Keep watching, and then see the big picture, know that there are budgetary

Keychain, egg. Why would you give him an egg? It's like a paperweight

Kids' cell phones? Stealing, sir? No.

Kiss her, man.

Knock, knock, knock.

Know, they're men.

Know? Hmm

Knows, like, "I have a black friend," and that's a thing.

Ladies and gentlemen, a very funny woman, Miss Sweet

Ladies and gentlemen, Sweet Dee Reynolds!

Ladies and gentlemen, we have found our test subject.

Ladies and gentlemen, you're

Lady Starship I like the sound of that.

Last the day has come. We have the means, the

Last, so I'll sit down. It's my choice

Lasting a shocking 17 minutes before Reynolds met a new man

Legit.

Legs and hammies are drying up by the second.

Let bygones be bygones. Right, right

Let focus on getting Ben to crack.

Let go of the trap

Let me do my thing.

Let me double check because, you know, you're sense of smell

Let me get that for you.

Let me guess boyfriend troubles?

Let me guess this straight.

Let me guess. Your boyfriend canceled on you again. Conference got extended.

Let me in or I'll barge in.

Let me think about it. I'll think about it.

Let's buy assault rifles and just prove to Mac and Charlie

Let's compromise. Is there something that we can do to just,

Let's do it tomorrow. We'll nap first.

Let's do our plan.

Let's drink now. Together?

Let's focus.

Let's get a drink. Yep

Let's get back to your story.

Let's get down to that rally, man.

Let's get out of this dump

Let's get some fruit, let's get out of here, let's get back to the quarantine.

Let's get you cleaned up, all right?

Let's give it up for Landslide!

Let's go, buddy.

Let's go.

Let's just jump into it, all right?

Let's let's do my plan.

Let's move.

Let's not get into a whole thing about missing eyes and whose fault they are.

Let's play a quick game of one on one.

Let's put on some music, lighten the mood and get this party started.

Let's sacrifice her. What?

Let's see...

Let's settle into our new roles here, okay?

Let's show her more of the movie. Get into the story a little bit.

Liam, what is on your eye?

Liberals, conservatives, doesn't matter.

Life for a single parent ♪ Is full of stress

Life. Could you give us a moment, please? Of course.

Light. Keep it playful.

Like a bird?

Like a bird.

Like a, like a bird lady covered in bird shit

Like Al Gore

Like Greg and Maxwell have. Yeah. Don't worry.

Like standing. But I don't want to stand

Like this? It's so easy to get you.

Like, a friend get blown to bits in Iraq.

Like, a shitload of breadsticks...

Like, all in good fun, man. That's just our sense of

Like, are they bat boys or are they butlers?

Like, every month, and I never got sick.

Like, he's made all those cool things suck.

Like, if we were all each gonna be a body part,

Like, it's just, it's too much by this point.

Like, okay because my boss, like, at the restaurant, he,

Like, oranges and coconuts and snow crab.

Like, suicidal and actually dead, where most comedians,

Like, that we could all do in unison. Or maybe we could wear the same outfit!

Like, totally doesn't get me. I mean, he thinks that being a

Like, two hours ago... Oh, oh, there's Frank.

Like, why do you keep doing that? Why do you guys keep stealing that from me?

Like, you need a guy in a school

Likes to keep booze in here sometimes

Limo and right to Conan.

Listen,

Listen, could you just swallow your spit and then breathe,

Listen, dude, can you get us out of here?

Listen, listen to me

Listen, you stop in your tracks! Uh, Dennis, go stop him.

Listen! These guys work off their beautiful glutes for our enjoyment, okay?

Literature and science crap. (TV switches off)

Little bit of role play. Change of plans.

Little bit of who we are and what we're made of, right?

Little bit smarter than we gave it credit for, Mac.

Little bit, then let's get back to business.

Little bit, we'll show these bastards who's award worthy.

Little tiny bit. But I I think of myself more

Living the high life at your own private villa at the Dusty Dunes Resort?

Local business owner and a man with a harrowing story.

Look at all the hair. Look at the hair.

Look at all these maniacs. Goddamn bloodthirsty freaks

Look at the person sitting next to you.

Look at these guys, huh?

Look at this kid

Look out!

Look, all you have to do is apologize, and I'll sign it.

Look, am I curious as to why we never get nominated?

Look, Frank is there any way, you know, to get out of one of these schemes?

Look, how much is it gonna cost us to get on the ballot?

Look, I just, I think that no one wants to see Frank

Look, I want this to work, I really do.

Look, I'm sorry, but I can't sell you the guns.

Look, stop. Don't do the jokes, okay?

Look, the point is he shouldn't have a gun in a school

Look, there are other ways to buy guns where people don't go

Look, we're not spitting, all right?

Look, you gotta play the game. I know how to do it

Look, you just, uh, sign this release form,

Look, you know what?

Looks like I'm not the only cop with a death wish now.

Loosen up. That'll get rid of that

Loosening it? All over it.

Lot safer if you were further away.

Loud and proud, brother. Loud and proud.

Loud noises make the squirrels go in my head,

Loving these lights, you guys.

Lowest common denominator. Is that a bazooka?

Ma'am, but oysters ain't for me ? You're the belle of the ball

Mac and I are gonna squash the McPoyle beef, you guys are gonna squash Hwang...

Mac and I will go out.

Mac, I think you're a little confused there.

Mac, Mac, Mac. We're sorry for doubting your awesomeness. Yeah

Mac, that was amazing! Oh, my God

Mac, watch out!

Mac, you're gonna welcome the customer in, and then I'm gonna

MAC: So what if I didn't go to college?

Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac!

Mac."

Mahoney! Mahoney's my favorite character

Make you s s s... BOTH: Intelligent.

Makes no difference though in our scenario

Makes you want to put a gun In your mouth

Makeup, and I'm gonna blast her with light to soften up all

Making his Indian reservation the only thing left standing

Making my one day feel like an entire week.

Mama said knock you out ♪ Huh!

Man. I play violent video games.

Mandarin and listen to Beethoven

Maniac with the gun. And you all made it safer..

Marry my baby girl daughter?

Maybe it would help if I saw the original Mel Gibson version first.

Me and you look dumb. (laughs) Dumb

Me neither. No.

Me when to drink

Me, you were... you were carefully selected.

Me? She... she... yeah.

Me. How are you? Never mind.

Meh.

Middle school now? Well, I was..

Middle, you know, of Middle America, Randy Newman..

Minerals on top of the bed doesn't make any sense, actually.

Mm hmm, mm hmm. Brother, that'd be on you.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm mm. All right, listen, I want

Mm, mm. No. Hi.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm... I will shoot you in the teeth. Give me the money.

More meaningful with my life. Now, what do you say we get you

More upscale, yeah? Here, come with me.

Moscow. Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank,

Mostly because I don't have the right gear,

Mostly diarrhea jokes.

Mouse cartoons to find out how kitty cats deal with their rat

Move faster, or I'll shoot you in the face.

Moving forward, moving on.

Moving on. Beaujolais? Why don't you have a little bit,

Mr. Reynolds, excuse me.

Mr. Reynolds, Mr. Reynolds. It's important that you maintain

My apartment's an icebox. Thanksgiving's gonna be ruined, you know.

My bad

My goodness, this is a lot of complaining.

My goodness! Hey, hey!

My guns.

My love,

My name is Greg; I'll be your bartender tonight.

My name's Snyder, and I'm a talent scout.

My own nail salon." (distantly): And I have come up

My room's on fire. Why is my room on fire?

My...? Briefcase, sir.

Nah, come on, I'm good.

Nah, forget it, it's fine.

Nah, Frank's all trying to shave me and shit.

Nah, you're not playing... We're just not vibing with

Namaste. Namaste.

Name on something, it's gonna be award worthy, you know.

Nasty!

Need. It's way too easy for anybody

Never need in Philadelphia. Yeah, ooh, ooh, but you know

New modalities, new ways of being and understanding our

Night, and something came up.

Night. Invite all the people who vote

No beer. No. We said it, like,

No breaches on your end, right?

No can do, Charlie. It's the principle of the thing.

No crust, just the way you like it.

No more questions. In fact, no more questions.

No one's admitting guilt or anything. We've all done something wrong.

No way. I highly doubt it's us.

No witnesses. I like your style.

No, bro! She is, but it's totally cool, because it skips a generation.

No, day seven is God's day of rest and judgment.

No, for this, for this. No, no. No, no, no, no, no

No, Frank is right, though. We're too fringe.

No, Frank. Hey, Stop it.

No, he's not. He might go kill himself.

No, I don't care about it, you know?

No, I got that, but... Yeah, but but that's not really a pun. No.

No, I think I have an answer for all of this stuff, okay? Okay.

No, I'm a distributor, Charlie, for a revolutionary new

No, if you... if you had taken his photograph, and then

No, it's not fair! You stop right now!

No, it's not. It getting harder and harder.

No, it's years of training finally paying off,

No, ma'am, I think what..

No, no, Mac, come on. We're smarter than that.

No, no, no, no, no, don't, don't... Goddamn it.

No, no, no, no, no, I don't think that's gonna work anymore.

No, no, no, no, no, it's not a scam at all.

No, no, no, no, no. Sir, you need to pay for the product,

No, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop, stop.

No, no, no, no! Deandra, I don't have a couple of days!

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no!

No, no, no! You can go out together. You can't go out alone.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. I just assumed that he went down there to pound off in the nighttime.

No, no, no. We'll grease, we'll grease, we'll grease.

No, no, no... (shushes) Oh, goddamn it.

No, no, nobody's jizzing on anything.

No, no, you're like, "Who's that guy? Is that the good guy, is that the bad guy?"

No, no. Don't worry about it.

No, no. Listen, you got your ass kicked today that's what happened,

No, no. What the hell is the matter with you? Why would you do that?

No, no... Why?

No, not all of them.

No, she will not be calling you, sir, okay?

No, take your time.

No, the sunshine state.

No, they do not. That is why I brought along a

No, this is good. This is gonna be good for him.

No, wait, Dee, wait!

No, we knew we had to drag him through the mud, make it seem

No, we, no... I'll do, like, a one, two,

No, we're on day four.

No, you said we were gonna do the hatchet thing first!

No, you... Oh!

No!

No!

No!

No! No snow crabs! The shells could lacerate your throats. Absolutely not.

No! No! Come on! No!

No.

No.

No. 'Cause we just want to prove

No. Absolutely not.

No. Again, um... if you could let us

No. Hell, no, he's not in that coil,

No. Oh, I don't... I don't know

No. Right. So...

No. That's so stupid.

Nobody gives a shit about free soup, Charlie.

Nominated. Yes, it's odd.

None of it!

None of that was real.

None of this is real, Dee!

None of this makes any sense. It's insane.

None of this would be happening. He's distracted with that damn

None of your business.

Nope

Not a dump, Frank. It's pretty great.

Not because of the things that he takes away from us but

Not like Mac's ever had an orgasm

Not now, Jack.

Not one dry heave, nothing.

Not only is he, like, rui... ning my life...

Not physically.

Not that he's ever had one. I've had orgasms!

Not the city...

Not to me, Karate Kid, to him.

Not too hard, not too soft.

Not you.

Not, yes or no? Actually, it's 3:30 in the

Not? I don't even get it.

Not... paid you any attention, but now we are prepared to

Nothing, thanks to us, bro

Nothing's ever gonna make me forget her.

Noticed you weren't squaring up on the basket.

Now get to school. Go to school.

Now he's ready To fight... ?

Now I'm stuck on its glue trap. Did you try the gasoline,

Now let me in. I got selects.

Now let's take a look at who this scumbag is.

Now listen. We just need to trigger his PTSD a little bit, all right?

Now look look at my selects, all right?

Now that we know what Lazarus' plan is, what are we gonna do?

Now we ignore everyone's prayers

Now, Charlie and I have recently come into a rare business opportunity,

Now, come meet Walt.

Now, come on, you're going crazy with this food thing, Frank. We need to eat.

Now, he's gone out of his way to enlist your aid, uh, in hopes

Now, I did a little sketch of the outfit myself.

Now, I don't see so good, so I missed, then they ran away, I

Now, I got $1,500, which is the fair asking price.

Now, I'm not talking about a smart man, not not

Now, I'm thinking if I were to double the dosage, I could break

Now, later, if you want to do, like, a Rudy type situation

Now, listen, I brought some men for you to look at, all right?

Now, pretend that this dummy is a school shooter.

Now, theoretically, Gunther, would I be able to slaughter a

Now, they're not great.

Now, this is the look that I was talking about.

Now, this machine is gonna measure the level of toxins in your body

Now, weren't you concerned though that an innocent

Now's not a good time.

Obviously. Well, we are.

Ocean's Eleven.

Ocean's Thirteen!

Ocean's Twelve!

Odd that it hasn't been repelled by your supersonic rat

Of course I want a beer. Yeah

Of course I wouldn't jump.

Of course you're buying it, because you're as big of an idiot as she is.

Of course, how anybody thinks that a germ could survive

Of course, how anybody thinks that a germ could survive

Of school property. Sir, we are not on the school

Of something groundbreaking. Yes.

Of this to look forward to, and I for one can't stand it.

Of you. Dee, this man is smart enough

Off back at the bar? I'm gonna go work on the Best Song. What Best Song?

Off the streets? What are you, crazy?

Oh

Oh ho! Drink! Drink!

Oh, "Who's Frank?" he says. Like he doesn't know.

Oh, all right, well, ground control, I'll take some

Oh, as a matter of fact..

Oh, boy, hold on.

Oh, butts, vaginas and diarrhea, great.

Oh, Christ, look at this

Oh, closer to the hole, sir?

Oh, come on, don't get too excited, all right?

Oh, come on, stop kissing her ass.

Oh, Dee, Jesus Christ, your timing is so bad.

Oh, Dee! Dee did it!

Oh, Dennis, you don't look good.

Oh, did you guys see that charged moment between Greg and Amanda? Yes.

Oh, drink up!

Oh, genuine creep. Wonderful.

Oh, get him off me! Goddamn it, stop!

Oh, God, put me on the spot. It's great.

Oh, God, you sons of bitches!

Oh, God!

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, shit, I love this guy

Oh, God. Oh, well, look at you.

Oh, goddamn it!

Oh, goddamn, Dee.

Oh, good my kids are safe.

Oh, good, good, good, good.

Oh, gross! Don't touch me with that hand!

Oh, Gunther himself, purveyor of destruction.

Oh, Gunther the morality king

Oh, he's a squirrely little bastard, isn't he?

Oh, hey, if you want out of Invigaron, all you have to do is say so.

Oh, hey, Rex.

Oh, hey, you know what?

Oh, hey.

Oh, hi. Well..

Oh, ho, ho, ho. That's the stuff, baby.

Oh, I get it now. It's a scam.

Oh, I needed it, too, mate. All right, buddy.

Oh, I'm I'm sick as a dog already.

Oh, I'm just warming up my voice a little bit.

Oh, if you guys are getting sick, then stay away from me.

Oh, it's just a little dance move I've been working on. It's stupid.

Oh, it's... it's sort of... geared specifically towards Ben, so...

Oh, Jesus!

Oh, look at that. Yeah, that's great.

Oh, look at this. Check it out.

Oh, man. Ooh! Goddamn.

Oh, Mr. Covington. You're the best, Mr.

Oh, my God

Oh, my God, dude, we've been singing the wrong tune.

Oh, my God, for the last time, we're not playing quarantine, this is a quarantine.

Oh, my God, is that what this is about? You're not gonna convert me in one day.

Oh, my God, Mac!

Oh, my God, so funny.

Oh, my God, this is getting way too confusing. We got too many beefs.

Oh, my God, this is the worst.

Oh, my God, Thundergun Express: The Unrated Director's Cut.

Oh, my God, we're never gonna hear the end of this.

Oh, my God, you guys.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Oh!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Hi, can I get a drink?

Oh, my God. This is crazy. So you don't give a shit about

Oh, my God. We really opened up a can of worms.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my.

Oh, my. That's illegal.

Oh, nice.

Oh, no, dude, this is booze. I stash whiskey in here.

Oh, no, no, no, no, please, please, this is, this is our lab

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Well, no. See, Maniac, it's very expensive. It's, like, $1,400.

Oh, oh, oh, the next scene

Oh, oh, oh!

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh. I'm just gonna fast forward for a minute.

Oh, okay.

Oh, okay. Oops.

Oh, okay. Oops.

Oh, right, right, or at the bottom of the funnel.

Oh, right. Is it us?

Oh, sh... oh, shit.

Oh, sh... Open the register. Open it!

Oh, shit, Charlie. 157?

Oh, shit, oh, God, we're all gonna die.

Oh, shit, Rog.

Oh, shit, there he goes. (rat squeaking)

Oh, shit, you all right?

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit! Rog, I'm out of bullets!

Oh, shit! So it's like a super berry, huh?

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. That wasn't the hardboiled one

Oh, sure you don't, buddy.

Oh, sweet, there's chicks here?

Oh, thank God. All right, I'm sold. I'm in.

Oh, the art.

Oh, there it is, Mac. There it is.

Oh, those are my new wrenches.

Oh, uh, I'm in.

Oh, um... Hey, hey.

Oh, we sounded "pretty good." Oh, hi, super group Boyz II Men,

Oh, well, then, it looks like I've come at the right time.

Oh, well, when you move the other one,

Oh, well, you know what? That's not gonna happen, so...

Oh, well, you know, you were being all mopey and annoying...

Oh, wow! Oh, there's a man standing on the bridge.

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah, absolutely, man. Thundergun, hoagies

Oh, yeah, dude, I hate Thanksgiving. What is that?

Oh, yeah, I'm burning up right now!

Oh, yeah, sure, okay. I'm glad you like the song, man.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, you are badass, dude.

Oh, you got a thing here. Come over here and hold on to these.

Oh, you guys, you guys, if we want to stand out, you know what we got to do?

Oh, you see, I'm a private seller

Oh, you thought we came in mad.

Oh, you're gonna love it! ♪ She's got blonde hair

Oh, you're not using him?

Oh, you're... We're on the same page.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! (Charlie laughs)

Oh! Oh, let me out of here! Let me out of here! Oh!

Oh! Oh, shit, Charlie, I got

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! So sorry

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. I love this man so much.

Oh. Let me blow these assholes away. No, no, wait, wait, wait,

Oh. Oh, oh. Okay

Oh. See, what you just did

Oh. There we go

Oh. What the hell?

Oh. Yeah, we want to be the armed

Oh..

Oh...

Oh... I took... I took it too far?

Oh... This is so great. I need to tell you something.

Oh... Well, well...

Okay

Okay

Okay, all right, all right, Dee

Okay, and then I get my convenience store

Okay, but not for you guys.

Okay, calm down, you can do this.

Okay, Charlie, I'm gonna demonstrate to you how to thwart

Okay, Dee is here, Dee

Okay, Dee, this is truly pathetic, and you are

Okay, everybody grab some grease.

Okay, give it some thought. Give it some thought.

Okay, good. Now, I know we've had our differences in the past.

Okay, guys, I think we're focusing a little too much on the singing

Okay, guys, I want to introduce a new theme to the day.

Okay, guys, if we're gonna show these industry folks

Okay, guys, nobody's gonna burn, all right?

Okay, here we go. 120, 140, 157.

Okay, how about we do a little wager.

Okay, I feel like we got a little bit off the rails back there,

Okay, I got you. You see how easy that is,

Okay, I need you to act like concerned citizens,

Okay, I think I like this framing.

Okay, I'm gonna need you guys to go ahead

Okay, I'm sorry.

Okay, I'm sure you did.

Okay, in that circumstance, maybe you got there a little bit

Okay, it's just about... it's just about, like, you know,

Okay, look, it was, like, a teeny thing that happened with a

Okay, Maxwell, remind me to find a new best friend

Okay, not sure that's as good, 'cause this really makes a splash with the crowd.

Okay, now bow.

Okay, ready? Locked and loaded?

Okay, Rog, if this is the end, we should be the ones to end it.

Okay, see, what I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna shellac her with

Okay, so if we buy a second week, and we sell that, we're vacationing for free.

Okay, so, I'm gonna run to the end,

Okay, so, to that end, here's the plan: once the guests arrive,

Okay, so, um, Bill, do you have something you'd like to admit to someone here?

Okay, sorry about that

Okay, take it easy.

Okay, that's enough! Okay?

Okay, that's exactly right.

Okay, that's what I like to hear.

Okay, this is big Hollywood stuff, okay? Just stand back.

Okay, uh...

Okay, we will now pile into the car,

Okay, we've got to get that sanitizer off you, huh?

Okay, well, I'm gonna try and, uh, keep things on track

Okay, well, someone's gonna have to go out and get this food, so I'll do it.

Okay, well, welcome, then. For our first timers, I like to

Okay, well... go for it.

Okay, well... they're extremely salty, but but good. That's a start.

Okay, what are we gonna do in here if we can't eat pizza or drink beer?

Okay, yes! We'll create a visual harmony, same outfit, good.

Okay, you guys, well, I'm Sweet

Okay, you know what? We'll deal with that later.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. ? There's a place for me It's the place I go Where the beer is cheap

Okay. No, no, no. All right, hey, hey, hey!

Okay... I don't have all day.

On that phone? Oh, I'll tell you exactly

On the bottom. Oh.

On the bottom. We gotta go grab Charlie and

On the fifth day, God made fish, so we'll just skip right past that.

On the first day, God said, "Let there be...

On this.

On you?

On your face that you don't think that's funny.

On your own safety. Okay, now my friend and I

On.

Once upon a time, yes. But I left that to do something

Once you nosh on these, you're not gonna want to eat another

One day, we'll be completely hairless and totally pure.

One last thing, in case I die.

One mic. Look at me!

One of my bigger clients is supposed to do Conan tomorrow

One of the kids got you? I nicked myself back in the

One second, guys. Actually, he's in my down line.

Ooh, 30 days, sounds fair. My goodness, Dennis, this feels

Ooh, I hear you.

Ooh, let's make a quick stop first.

Ooh, maybe you can be the judge.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, the burlesque, remember?

Ooh, ooh, you know what? And do it with a Southern accent

Ooh, shit, I'm not gonna go down there

Ooh, yes, maybe it'll nibble her hand down to a tiny, bloody

Ooh.

Ooh.

Opposite side now. That side makes no more sense

Or if you wanted us mashed in this thing side by side somehow?

Or may not have had, all right? I'm in perfect control of my body.

Or perhaps a man is not what you're looking for at all.

Or you're using him to further your nonexistent career

Otherwise, we're gonna have to do it over and over and over...

Our ex backer liked to cut corners, but we feel like,

Our lives, because the government of 200 years ago

Our relationship is strained.

Our rights are being infringed upon.

Our secret's out, and it stinks. This manager's been to Paddy's,

Out my own pubes

Out now, and I think you'll find him a rather incredible

Out of control. Mm.

Out of their hands! Maybe we should call the

Out with your hands up. You're gonna have to kill me!

Over you. It's light, it's playful.

Overcome some major obstacle, you know?

Ow! Shit!

Pain in the eye. Jot that down, please.

Pains. It was all all in his mind

Papa... whew

Paparazzi, huh?

Paparazzi.

Park. Let's go down to the basement and get some lemons for the party.

Pass it, pass it. Pass the gas.

Pass the gas. Dumb

Pasts. No.

Pay a $200 penalty fee, your down line will shift up to me,

Pay attention, bozo

Pay... you what you deserve... in attention, if you get my

People are gonna be screaming your name, there's gonna be

People are laughing!

People aren't comfortable with that sort of behavior.

People do what they do, man. What am I gonna do about it?

People killer? Right here

People say it's better than an orgasm."

People think it's a black bar. That will not help us.

People want golf clubs and concert tickets.

People want to tune in and listen, then they're welcome to.

People will laugh at absolutely anything.

People. No, I mean...

Perfect for each other.

Perfect. Hey, sir, could you please sell

Period costumes. There weren't a lot of people in

Physical level, the metaphysical level, the pataphysical level.

Picture, you say, "Say cheese!" That would've done it.

Pills are having quite an effect on me.

Pills. They're turning you into someone

Ping, ping, ping, ow!

Pla ce bo. (chuckles)

Place. It's not about brute force.

Placebo "intelligence pill" and consistently reinforced by my

Placido Domingo. (laughing)

Plain and simple. So I want you to admit it.

Playful. Right?

Playing these childish games anymore, nor should you.

Please do not encourage her.

Please don't do this in here. Look, dude, this is the only

Please let us win your contest. We sound, eh, pretty good.

Please, go get a drink, all right?

Please, it's not necessary. Have a seat.

Please, Mac, I've been vaccinated for every disease in the book.

Please, please! Please, don't shoot my friends.

Plus, he was drunk all the time.

Pointing that gun at me?

Police Academy is an awesome movie.

Police Academy. (laughs)

Ponder lettuce and shrimp

Practice.

Pretty awesome, but I feel like he would've shot you from a mile

Principal's office just trying to upholster my weapon.

Private villa.

Probably get him to the hospital, right?

Probably just be able to slide her hand right out, but with

Problem, isn't it? (speaking Mandarin)

Proletariat. It completely conforms when

Property, okay? Yeah, we're outside of the

Protection. Yeah.

Proud owner of my own mountain, where I'm a magical bean farmer.

PTSD that's so brilliant. How's Frank come up with that stuff?

Pub. I just thought I'd come by and

Punctured a lung, shattered her pelvis...

Put it in.

Put it in. Put the bottle in. Oh, my God. I did.

Put the money in the bag

Put the money in the bag.

Put the money in the bag. Do it fast, or I'll blow your

Put the money in the bag. Do it fast, or I'll blow your

Put the money in the bag. Do it fast, or I'll blow your brains out!

Put the money in the bag. Do it fast, or I'll blow your brains out!

Put the money in the bag. Do it fast, or I'll blow your brains out!

Put them down.

Put your hand over here. I'll take sloppy seconds.

Putting the gun down now. Okay, this is just a... just an

Pyramid scheme and a time share? We're diversifying our portfolio.

Question. Yes, you're wondering how

Rally? Yeah.

Ran after them.

****? You're always talking about **** and spiders. You guys misinterpret it,

Rat. His name's Armitage Shanks

Ready to believe he had learned Mandarin in two days.

Ready. Fight!

Real estate opportunity for you in sunny Orlando, Florida.

Really bringing us down, so we're gonna help you out.

Really funny.

Really quick. Excuse us.

Reason to do a Best Song, right? We'll be the only bar who did

Recently become engaged to young heartthrob crooner Josh Groban.

Recommend our blended signature cocktail, The Blue Hole.

Religious stuttering army carnies.

Repent for your sins

Representation? No.

Responsibility.

Restraining order? Oh, no, no, no.

Revenge!

Reynolds is here!

Reynolds, a government witness whose turn as a British butler

Reynolds, with a terrifying statistic.

Rianne will now recite hers.

Rifle. No, no, no, no, no.

Riggs, what the hell are you doing here?

Right down the street, and they've already won a ton of awards. Oh, mm hmm.

Right now. Okay, here comes our guy.

Right out of here with a weapon of mass extinction

Right past each other like ships in the night, man.

Right up until we get to the special effects snafu.

Right, I'm Sweet Dee, and the joke's on me!

Right, so these punks... Yes.

Right, yep, and then we blew up his car.

Right? So that's what we're gonna do.

Right? That wouldn't make any sense

Right? That's your thing!

Right.

Right.

Right. And after we do that, we're going to wipe the slate clean.

Right. Good luck

Right. I want you to stand back,

Right. Plus, she didn't even feel a thing.

Right. Yeah, Dee, don't...

Ringing in my ears

Roger! Roger that.

Roomful of innocent people with that weapon?

S sent you the form many times in the past, and as I recall, it

S So again, this is what we were trying to avoid by coming to you in the first place.

S So we're literally serving squash and beef?

Saber. Aw, Jesus Christ

Safe. There are people out on the

Said three, dick bag

Sauntering off. Well, don't do... No.

Say hello, pay my respects. Also, I got you a little goody

Say something!

Say that again? (Charlie speaking Mandarin)

Say what?

Saying that, I know... (Frank grunting)

Scarer, Dee. Guys! It's on me!

School a potentially life threatening weapon.

School, but we got to go one step at a time, all right?

Schooling a black man on basketball. You must be crazy.

Screw you guys, all right?

Screw you, guys.

Seat, you'll see that each of you has been provided a weapon

Second lun... He's being offered lettuce and shrimp, he doesn't

Security guards. Yeah, I brought a piece.

See, feathers were usually used in Indian resurrection burials,

See, I told you he was up to something.

See, that's the God I I... I like that.

See, you don't have a career

See? It fills up.

See? That would have been funny, Dee.

Seems that the kids thing took his mind off the car thing,

Seen Indiana Jones? Are you seriously asking me?

Send in the K 9

Seriously?

Settle. Settle down. Would you please stop

Settle... Take it easy, all right?

Seven straight hours of lecturing?

Sharp pencils. Okay, there are forks in

She did it. What?

She didn't, she didn't even notice.

She does that

She got the gig 'cause she's banging some creep.

She knows your goddamn name, Walt; I said it, like, a

She looks like a bird that has no...

She looks like...

She pops.

She said "vagina."

She was wearing my stuff, and she was copying me, and...

She'll tell a couple jokes, and then we'll, like, fake laugh

She's back!

She's gorgeous ♪ Not like a bird

She's got fans now?

She's got more to say.

She's got more to say.

She's lucky to be alive. She broke her arm, few ribs,

She's mashing it.

She's not funny, though, so... Yeah, but, no, but she

She's perfect in every way Feet not too large

She's smart, she's sexy, she's hilarious.

She's so cute. She's cute. She is very cute.

Shellac, shellac, rip!

Shh, shh, shh here he comes.

Shh, shh, shh!

Shit

Shit, Mac, you can do it. Just go right for the guy's throat.

Shit.

Shit. Ah, ooh! I... I dares it... I dar dar dar... A crammy hand...

Shit. Fine. That's fine

Shoot. Which is a bummer, 'cause I

Should have known better than to get involved with a couple sharks like you two.

Should I go get a camera? You know what?

Show me that shit.

Show, like, good job, like, shut up, I'm sorry.

Shut it, shut it, shut it!

Shut the door. This is not art.

Shut up, Carlos! Carlos, shut up!

Shut up, science bitch.

Shut up! (laughing): Okay, okay.

Sign the damn treaty! All right, you know what, Hwang,

Sign the treaty!

Simple idea, a simple thought so clear and sharp that it cut

Since when do you read? Oh, hello, hello

Sing her that song you wrote for me.

Single home.

Sir, sir! Please, take her, take her!

Sit down. What are you doing? Okay.

Sitcom of all time. Today she is here to talk with

Sitcoms, movie deals, the whole nine yards

Smart, Mac, smart, go grab some. Oh. Yeah

Smarter

Smarts. DENNIS: Mac, you do realize

Smashing genitalia with a woman, but if it were me doing it, you know, imagine that.

Snakes toilets with his bare hands.

Snooping around in your past. Listen, pal...

Snyder?

So after she bombs tonight, I'll put them together, thereby

So all I do is score once, and then I don't come to the wedding?

So ask less questions, and make more money.

So bad that it ends up in the ocean.

So brave. Anything for you, my love

So can we please work on our harmonies?

So do...

So get another one.

So he's probably planning an elaborate rain dance to drench L.A

So I finally broke down and I took a shower the other day.

So I just wanted to give you my card

So I know I can do better, all right?

So I say we swindle Da'Maniac while we got him here.

So I say...

So I think I got to change out of this gi.

So I want you to get every gun you can buy and bring

So I will ask for a moment of silence,

So I'd like to infuse the religious angle with the theme of badass.

So I'll do, like, a stutter, and I'll say I got it from from watching,

So I'm gonna sit back and watch and judge everybody else in the tournament.

So I'm trying to figure, like, who goes where.

So imagine that. Do you see the difference?

So is that the only super power you get, surviving winters?

So it's not inconceivable to think that in another 30 years,

So let's get focused.

So much better than a traditional Thanksgiving.

So my hands get a little dirty from time to time

So nobody goes nuts or nothing.

So sign up for the Invigaron system today,

So suck on that little piece of sweetness.

So that she could have her cocktails.

So that she doesn't come back and reanimate him again.

So this should be perfect for you.

So we can have a ceremonial burying of the hatchet.

So we can leverage him for business advice...

So we've shot a great deal of the movie, and we're gonna show it to you.

So what is it? We don't deserve it?

So when we get to L.A., you're going straight into the

So you did.

So you got one of those snafus, where you got old assholes...

So, I figured I'd hang out with you guys instead, you know?

So, I need you to be neutral about the jumper prior to the jump,

So, maybe it'll work itself out.

So, men are just so hard.

So, of course, it feels good, you know?

So, please, for the love of God, take Walt.

So, uh, what do we do about this guy?

So, what we need you to be is just pretty and benign.

So, you like him?

So, you see the two issues as related somehow?

Society is getting more savage

Sold to the Maniac for $1,400.

Some guy uses you or you use him.

Some of you may have compasses, others,

Some old boner gives me attitude, I'm gonna spit in his face.

Some people, so give me the gun at a fair price, and do it now.

Some things you just don't joke about, okay?

Somebody released some kind of a biting bug,

Someone ate my eye at my wedding. Don't you remember, man?

Something more sexual.

Something really groundbreaking here and I I really shouldn't be

Something that is unnecessarily powerful, something you would

Something.

Sometimes,

Son, son, I'm sorry, hold up, hold up.

Son, you were asked a question by an adult, okay?

Song. Please enjoy this song.

Sorry, Big Moe. Sorry about that.

Sorry, Snyder, I don't need you anymore.

Sorry, sorry to keep you waiting.

Sorry, sorry. Look out!

Sorry, we jizz in the drink and that's what makes it light.

Sound effects

Southern, stuttering army vets with, like, a religious bend.

Spare. I don't think one would've done

Specimen. Tang See.

Speech, speech,

Speech, speech, speech...

Spider Man. That's very clever, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Spiders, nothing about ghouls. Why would there be

Spit! Spit! Hey, you!

Stand up, show him some respect. I stand for no one.

Started deep, that's all.

State you're in.

Step over the rope and come meet Walt.

Stephen Hawking

Still not convinced? Well, guess what?

Still very hot though.

Stop what the hell's going on over here?

Stop eating berries! You've had enough berries!

Stop, stop! Hold on a second, Mac.

Stop. Stop whatever this is.

Straight Conan.

Streets with assault rifles? We're living in constant

Stuff... that's high test. Can I get a toot down here?

Stump, then she could just slide it right out.

Stupid rats. Uh, those things don't work,

Stupid science bitch couldn't even make I more smarter.

Suck my dick

Sudz is a super popular place

Sunshine. Come on, come on, come on.

Superior intelligence. In fact, the complete opposite

Sure do.

Sure do.

Sure, yeah. Do I care? Not in the slightest.

Surrounded. Put your weapon down and come

Suspect could stop a shooter. I got an idea.

Sweet Dee, joke's on you!

Sweet Dee!

Tabatha Takes Over, Tabatha Takes Over.

Take you off of my hands forever, but... I realized

Takes Over a lot because it's a show that takes place in salons.

Taking a pill is not gonna make you smarter, Charlie.

Talking about killing yourself, ugh.

Tang See, that these so called friends of mine have been

Tang See! (speaking Mandarin gibberish)

Tasteful, artistic photographs of beautiful bodies.

Tasteless.

Teeth to get...

Tell us more about it. Well, this time I play a very

Tell you what, they all walk out on me

Tell you what.

Tell you, I side with Shakespeare on brevity.

Tells me I'm gonna be here a long time.

Ten dollars. Huh?

Than go to some, you know, concert.

Thank God

Thank God I went down to Gunther's Guns and picked up a

Thank you all very much for coming.

Thank you for joining us. I know you may not see yourself

Thank you for this business opportunity.

Thank you very much

Thank you, my Lord and Savior.

Thanks, guys.

Thanks. I respectfully say, "No."

That anything is possible. She is lucky to have you in her

That be nice. Let's do that. What are you talking about?

That could be a catchphrase.

That didn't work, but you know what does work?

That even from a mile away, the school shooter sees that guy

That felt real good. I mean, I guess it is us after all, you know? It's us.

That guy clearly just lurks around these places pretending

That guy, he's a stiff. We were vibrating, but maybe

That guy's, like, the real deal.

That I know Country Mac would've enjoyed so much.

That is a funny word. Pretty funny, yeah

That is right.

That makes sense.

That man is choking that woman

That means I can do whatever I want.

That Mr. Covington was actually a chick, yeah, I had to have

That my deep infatuation with you will, uh, perhaps pull me

That obliterates their teeny rat eardrums.

That one was... came...

That person wants to take you out.

That same government wants to

That sounds good. Good idea, Charlie.

That sweet old man from our building.

That that was against my will. That doesn't even really count.

That that we never had the flu?

That was badass!

That was it.

That was it.

That was it.

That was kind of funny

That was kind of funny, man.

That was lovely.

That went down easy. I like this.

That would be on me, wouldn't it?

That would happen real, but only if it's organic, you know?

That you could easily find in your own classroom.

That'll lighten things up. Do the song, dude, do the

That's $3,000. No, not for this

That's a 1,300% increase.

That's a good point.

That's a joke. Hey, you know, that's just,

That's a pretty good distraction, right?

That's a Sudz alert. When we ring that bell,

That's crazy.

That's crazy.

That's dangerous.

That's exactly right. No, no, I'm happy with us.

That's for sure.

That's fun for them. Why would it be fun for them

That's how babies are made.

That's how we normally talk. That's very aggressive

That's it

That's just gonna spread rat blood and disease all over the

That's just our janitor. Uh, don't worry about it,

That's just sad.

That's ludicrous. Why?

That's more like it. Okay, and listen, when it comes

That's my partner right there.

That's not a bad idea. I mean, look, we'd be safer with an actual badass in the bar.

That's not all. This Bible's a Bible of my daddy who just di di died

That's not cool, man.

That's not getting us anywhere. Okay, she's hot.

That's not gonna fit into our schedule, you know?

That's not good right there, man!

That's not mine.

That's not right!

That's not the... I feel like you're talking a lot throughout the day.

That's not true! Oh, you rat!

That's not your style. That's a shame.

That's really good. I mean, so, so sad.

That's right, man. Let's get out of here.

That's right, there's stuff for the...

That's right.

That's right.

That's right. We got an audition to make. So let's bust this door down, Mac.

That's so cool. I'm gonna go grab my stuff,

That's that... He's not ugly. Dude's a total tool, too.

That's that's...

That's the only time it counts, Dee.

That's the punch line to Mac bang banging our mom.

That's the thing. Okay, all right.

That's too many black guys, dude the ratio's off.

That's true, he does do that. Mm hmm.

That's what carries the disease, Dennis the hair.

That's what I said.

That's what Invigaron is. It's it's about money,

That's what it was Rudy.

That's what makes it funny!

That's what really happened, okay?

That's what the whole thing is water.

That's what they did, and that's what we're gonna do.

That's what we'll do. Hi, how are you, sir?

That's what wins. Wrong.

That's what you guys are hot about?

That's where all the bacteria lies, Charlie, in your hair.

That's where the cat goes. And in the space of an hour,

That's why I got this bucket of dirt and a hatchet,

That's why I said it. Just do it and get it over with.

That's why I shaved it off. Now it just flows off my body.

That's why it feels real, you know?

That's why we're trying something different here, okay?

That's why you're not an alcoholic.

That's...

The announcer's gonna call your name, you're gonna walk right

The berries are the most delici...

The Best Bar Award

The Best Song Award. There is no Best Song Award.

The Best Song. I wrote the Best Song.

The best thing to do with a beef is jam it deep down inside and then press forward.

The cafeteria, there's piano wire from the music room

The comedy plan.

The Constitution guarantees our Second Amendment rights

The crabs have machine guns.

The customers have to think that you think that you don't want to

The day's over, the day's over.

The entry fee is ten dollars. All you have to do is fill out

The eyepatch is flesh colored to make people less uncomfortable.

The feet go wherever. What is it with the feet?

The government of today has no right telling us how to live

The government's trying to take our guns away.

The greatest place to go Is that bar called Paddy's Pub ?

The Gruesome Twosome. (Frank grunting)

The gun issue at all? Uh, uh...

The guy is in complete denial about absolutely every aspect of his life.

The guy wanted to shoot a full penetration sex scene and show it

The guy's rock solid.

The guy's, like, you know, such a dick about shit.

The high school where I was doing the janitor thing.

The hospital? Yeah, let's go.

The Indians, they've got sports teams, they've got casinos.

The Invigaron system is also a pyramid scheme.

The joke's always on me, all right?

The joke's on him, too!

The joke's on you!

The kids! The kids will be here!

The lead's got to cut through, Dee.

The least we can do is pay them back in tan and grease.

The lecture? We're still, uh...

The likes of which I've never contended with.

The list? I'm I'm Sweet Dee's brother, so we're good

The McPoyles bought Mahndo Video. They revoked our membership.

The middle. Now if you look under your

The only thing I remember from that night is my sponsor Frank

The perfect guy's been under my nose the entire time.

The Pilgrims and Indians had beef. So what did they do?

The population.

The problem is, right now, I'm getting that you guys don't want

The rat gets trapped to your glue trap and you win

The rat scurries away and never comes back again, then I am

The reason you didn't get sick was because you and your mom

The reason you didn't get sick was because you and your mom

The Restaurant and Bar Association's Best Bar Award is

The right hands. I mean, we're just not safe.

The school is safe, thanks to us.

The skin tone is a... is a... a good match.

The song was light. The song was light.

The sound effects won't help you.

The stink flipped around and now my soap smells like dirty vag.

The streets as it is. Guns off the streets is what we

The streets. Yeah, we got to get guns in

The subject believed himself to be a mathematical wizard.

The subject has lost all interest in a woman with whom he

The success of the Invigaron system

The the paperwork. Why have we never received

The thing. Whatever. Both.

The time for questions is over.

The water's toxic. I mean, it is. Yeah

The work you're proposing will revolutionize the field.

The world

The... "Cool off" and you kicked him in a fridge

Them down to City Hall. Well, you better believe I'll

Then he just shoots him dead? Are you asking me if I've

Then no one can do anything to stop me.

Then when I come back, we'll play some games

Then you fix the heat?!

There was a breach.

There was a breach.

There was no joke told.

There, but this bar has won a shitload of awards.

There, dissolve some of the glue.

There's a fire escape right here.

There's a fire escape. We'll call 911.

There's a real smell to that one.

There's no room, okay?

There's nothing badass about breaking the law, Charlie.

There's plenty of room if you want to take your friends.

There's the catchphrase

There's too many bogeys!

There's... there's, like, no winning with mices

These are my associates.

These berries are chock full of antioxidants and phytonutrients.

These crackers need more salt.

These idiots are buying this? It's crazy.

They also protected us from tyranny against the seizure of

They always such a blast!

They are making us feel like assholes.

They bought the guns, I made a fortune

They disarm us, then they oppress us.

They don't further your argument in any way.

They got to come in here, they got to calm this down!

They got together, they sat at a table, they ate some delicious food

They know who you are.

They loved the catchphrase!

They loved the catchphrase.

They need to fill the spot, and I brought your name up.

They probably would've signed a peace treaty.

They thrive there

They'll get here. Just...

They're a very celebrated people.

They're all like, "Clickety

They're filthy! All right, come on, listen.

They're good selections

They're making me feel like an asshole.

They're not in touch with the young people like us.

They're not, they're not anybody to brag about, but, uh, you

They're supporting me, okay?

They're trying to take that away

Things have been very, very awkward,

Think how many you and I can sell.

Think that she and Greg should end up together. Ooh, ooh, ooh.

This asshole tried to sell us one week.

This cheese here.

This could be it, good buddy. This could be the end.

This form? Well, we've we've actually

This gun, pal. Okay, I want it, because it's

This guy? What are you talking about?

This guy's good. Oh, yeah. You know, sorry.

This guy's not gonna pay the rent till Hwang fixes the heat.

This guy's taking me to Hollywood on a private jet.

This is a quarantine. Nothing goes out, nothing comes in. Especially a pizza guy.

This is a red flag. These are the kids that are the

This is a waste of time.

This is all sounding a little bit like a complaint from you guys.

This is all... This is all...

This is America: you're either a duper or a dupee.

This is bullshit! This is bullshit! I feel fine.

This is comedy?

This is crazy, Charlie.

This is crazy. I mean, we should be able to

This is fantastic.

This is gonna be the best Thanksgiving ever.

This is gonna make it way more fun, dude.

This is gonna work.

This is good, we're all hot at the same time

This is great.

This is great. Okay, so when a customer comes

This is I know they won't and I know I don't want them to.

This is insane

This is Jack Kelly.

This is legit.

This is not about berries, all right?

This is not gonna play. We're gonna move on to day four now.

This is not gonna work.

This is ridiculous

This is the big time, Dee

This is the gentleman who we mistook for Bruce Mathis.

This is the worst flu that Philly has ever seen

This is unbelievable.

This is what the world's come to.

This is your moment, Dee.

This is your moment, you got to grab it, jump on it, okay?

This is, like, one of the only ones left.

This is, uh, my new manager.

This is... Such bullshit?

This isn't about fun. It's about fearing God, okay?

This isn't will they or won't they?

This literally means nothing to me.

This next segment is just for you

This office sucks.

This one's just, like, one big chin.

This peace treaty that I will have them sign.

This place has got the best hot dogs in Philadelphia.

This whole quarantine has been compromised.

This.

Those competitions are all about how singing helped you

Those contracts are ironclad.

Those features. I am into that, yes.

Those giant man hands..

Those pills are no good for you. They're hurting you, those

Those those kids are maniacs! Oh, my God, I think they're

Those water filters. I do kind of want one, right?

Those were some pretty sweet moves.

Those, please. Yeah, we got it

Though, because I'm so ugly I can't even get a bus

Though? The thing about the cripple.

Thought I'd give you some pointers on your jump shot.

Thought we were on the same page for once.

Thousand times.

Threats to society, the ones playing the violent video games,

Three count, you tell us who goes faster.

Three grand. What? I'm sorry.

Three, two, one, begin!

Through an elephant, you know. 'Cause I need that for my home

Through an entire meeting 'cause I don't know how long it's gonna

Through his mind like a soft cheese and led him to an

Through those curtains and do your routine.

Till you write me You're coming around... ♪

Time to kiss L.A. good bye, suckers!

To admit something, dude. I'm bleeding pretty bad

To be a talent scout so he can hit on women.

To be clear, we're not looking for a subject with

To be convenient to me again, that's the deal?

To be together. I need you to want to be together. Ugh

To day four where God created the stars.

To digging ourselves out of our financial debt.

To find you a man.

To get outsmarted by a rat, dude.

To hit on me

To intelligence, I think you'll find that I am your man.

To just walk into a store and get a gun.

To know to avoid a proposition like that from someone like you.

To me. If we could've just met up,

To only listen to one thing.

To our friends how easy it is to buy a high capacity rifle.

To play the game. Nah, I don't want to play a

To remind him of the carnage that he saw in combat.

To stay safe. Aw, shit

To take a drink

To the platinum sales staff, and let me just tell you something.

To time. I ache all over if I'm being

To watch two people not want to be together?

Today it's $237.

Today! Everybody stay calm

Tonight that we're likeable, we need to have some funny banter

Too dangerous. Wait, hold on a second.

Too far.

Too much, Frank, too much.

Too soft. I want a little edge in my bartender.

Totally comfortable rolling the window down.

Totally different person

Totally. I really wanted an award, though. I was dying for one.

Transferred. See, I have tenure, so they

Transparent really, isn't it? Frank and I have always been

Trap that was designed for a rodent with a brain the size of

Trust me, Deandra, people eat this shit up

Trust me, Dee,

Trust me, if you're feeling any smarter, it's just a classic

Trust me, no one's gonna try and stop me.

Trust me, our audience has come to expect

Trying to make you the happiest man in the whole world.

Turn it upside down.

Two cases of the juice, four packs of the energy gel.

Two ears?

Two extremely hardheaded, unhealthy old men who refuse to listen to doctors.

Two pepperonis, one combo and breadsticks,

Two, three, four, five words. Doesn't matter?

Ugh, big rat, like the biggest ever in the back office.

Ugh. No way.

Ugh. Two margaritas for table six, Greg. Hey, Amanda, what's wrong?

Uh huh. I don't care for that guy

Uh oh. Oh, shit.

Uh, actually, Dee, you won't be zinging anything around,

Uh, can we, um... Just stay on track.

Uh, could I have your attention, please? I'd like to say something, yeah.

Uh, day three is when God created trees and grass and nature.

Uh, despite, you know, who or what we plan to obliterate

Uh, don't play this game, Dee

Uh, hey, uh, sorry to interrupt.

Uh, I don't think so

Uh, I once broke into Dee's apartment and sniffed on her panties.

Uh, it's not a problem. We all got a sketchy past.

Uh, movie, movie. Okay, movie.

Uh, no, no. We'll do it.

Uh, no. If I'm looking for minerals, I got to be under the bed.

Uh, Paris, Hector's brother. Well done, lad.

Uh, that sounds like Charlie work, so, Charlie, why don't you

Uh, the what...? What are you saying?

Uh, this involves you giving us cash, not a product that we would then sell.

Uh, we're live, sir.

Uh, well, I was just glancing at War andPeace, and let me

Uh, well, let's see

Uh, well, my goodness.

Uh, where should I put my feet? Dee, where do his feet go?

Uh, who has the pillow? I need a pillow.

Uh, why is there hand sanitizer all over the floor?

Uh, yeah, I'm getting that. Look, I'm just doing the thing.

Uh, yeah. Says here you burned her.

Uh, you know what you can't do when you get..

Uh, you know what, I don't give a shit.

Uh, you need money to fund your gay porno movie?

Uh, you okay?

Uh, you played your hand a little too early, sucker.

Uh, you probably don't, because you need money.

Uh...

Uh... hmm... Try jerking it again

Uh... just "yep"? Just, like... That's it?

Uh... Walt, just Walt Walt's the plan.

Ultrasonic rodent repellant. It emits a high pitched sound

Um,

Um, and it sounds really nice, but

Um, and we'll keep our voices down from here on out.

Um, can we put him on our shoulders and parade him around like Rudy?

Um, I stepped in front of a bus, but it missed me.

Um, I would like to buy a gun from you.

Um, I would like to buy a gun from you.

Um, listen, we were just talking and, man,

Um, Mr... These pieces of garbage, they

Um, now, I...

Um, now, I'm not stepping on anyone's toes here, am I?

Um, only because I haven't subscribed to one... discipline.

Um, so, the Pilgrims hated the Indians and the Indians, they despised the Pilgrims.

Um, some of them are, like, The Hand Whisperer or Finger

Um... Bill, is there something you want to say to the McPoyles?

Um... I don't get why you're making this.

Under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament.

Under the green light, Charlie?

Understand that you would like to...

Understandably Frank is feeling somewhat marginalized.

Understanding, the technology..

Uninviting edge. So, uh, tell me about yourself.

Up next is Lady Starship. She's gonna blow you away with her celestial body.

Up to you, remember, keep it light.

Upidity relative to himself. Perhaps the most interesting

Upon my education.

Us about her upcoming blockbuster Mother Earth.

Us this AR 15? Yeah.

Us? No, no, no, it can't be us.

Use gloves! Use gloves

Use your strength. That's right.

Using a multi tiered distribu... ...multi level market...

Vaccines really do work. My mom used to vaccinate me,

Vagina, vagina.

Vagina, vagina.

Versus guns

Very close as you know, uh, but I've turned a corner, if you

Volunteering's for suckers. Yes, the selected subject

Wait a sec.

Wait a second.

Wait till you see what this monster has to say.

Wait, no, guys, look, this is all very on the nose and totally unnecessary.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I I I can help you.

Wait, what? We got to get more guns onto

Wait, whoa, whoa. Where you going?

Wait!

Wait.

Wait.

Wait.

Wait. I got a better idea first.

Wait. We would be?

Waitress is, like, what I am, and I'm like, "That doesn't

Waitress, no!

Walk away now, and I let you live... or stick around and

Walking in off the street

Waltz in and buy a gun. Let's do it.

Want to eat lunch

Was a sharp uptick in arrogance. The subject was perfectly

Was actually meant for you. Yeah, that was meant for him

Was so convincing that it was spun off into the highest rated

Was that it?

Water filters. Water filters?

Way to tell, okay? And then we can protect your

Way to tell, you know, who's gonna be a threat or who's not

We ain't getting any younger.

We also thank Martin for his lovely sax solo in lieu of vows.

We are about to officially begin Mac Day.

We are playing the game, Frank.

We are saving these people from years of financial ****.

We broke in here, looking like Arabs, screaming at him.

We bust in like Navy SEALs,

We can make it work, we'll just have to add some exposition

We can sing at the bar like we always do.

We can't afford to get sick right now.

We can't get the sandwiches we want, we can't get the videos we want,

We do our own thing and we're good at it.

We don't finance movies here.

We don't have the... Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey!

We don't know what his name is, and that's okay, but we don't know each other.

We don't know you.

We don't need this. We're out of here, Frank.

We don't need to get along with anybody else we got each other.

We don't really need it. Look at us.

We don't want her bringing him back from the dead...

We flew all over Philadelphia for six hours.

We flip flopped. Yeah, 'cause we're on the

We gonna get. See, Dee, people like us, we don't get got.

We got a deal or what?

We got a disaster on our hands, a disaster.

We got stoned and we're uncomfortable.

We got to also remember to get that shaman priestess from the beginning.

We got to be on that list.

We got to do something about this, guys, okay?

We got to drink. Yes, hi, I'd like to order

We got to get these guns off the streets!

We got to go.

We got to track him down and fight him, you know?

We got to track him down and punch him.

We got to up our game. We should host an industry

We got you, Dee!

We have a lot to learn from him. We should all get motorcycles.

We have a top notch rehabilitation staff and they're

We have to be through this? No beer, okay?

We have too many beefs all over town. It's jamming us up.

We just need a little money to finish it.

We just need to buy a little time so we can get the hell out of here.

We know.

We love it!

We might actually become a little bit more badass ourselves.

We need $40 million.

We need the guns on the streets! Everyone needs to have guns!

We need to eat, but we only eat protected food from now on.

We need to flood the streets with guns!

We need to get you into the witness protection program

We need to seem like it's coming off the cuff.

We own the store. We bought this bitch.

We realize we may be in some ways responsible for the

We set the whole thing up!

We should all spit

We should do something about..

We should have gotten a less intense black guy for diversity,

We should team up. Us ladies need to stick together. I tell you what.

We sure would like for you to stay with us.

We thought maybe you would think that was funny.

We took the prick for three.

We tricked you, we tricked you, we tricked you!

We tried.

We use Thanksgiving as an opportunity to squash some of those beefs.

We wanted to invest in an emerging market.

We wanted to show you that you could sink lower.

We went to a hedge fund guy, a dot com girl, we went to banks.

We were gonna try and trigger Ben's PTSD and make him buy our shit.

We were just having alcohol withdrawal?

We were like, "Boom!"

We will ply them with liquor and then I will present to them

We would become more like Country Mac, which'd be great.

We would like to offer you a week's stay in our time share condominium in Florida.

We'd like to try a formula out on a human subject.

We'll be done with it. It's freezing in there.

We'll buy it, and we'll return it

We'll cut that stuff out. See, nobody wants that...

We'll get him, and I'll get, like, a pulley or a rope,

We'll n need it.

We'll suss out the competition. I'm gonna go find a manager,

We'll take two of these, Gunther

We'll we'll manage very carefully, and it'll be fine.

We'll work something out. Just give me the gun

We're doing a Project Badass video over the Schuylkill River.

We're doing bright lights, bright colors, and funny banter.

We're evolving without it. We came from the apes,

We're getting paid to vacation!

We're going to Hollywood!

We're gonna do the comedy plan, all right?

We're gonna make Dee attractive enough to where you'll want to

We're gonna make peace with each other, and we're gonna get it in writing.

We're gonna sign you up for an open mic night at a

We're gonna start a fan club.

We're gonna start with the yellow belts 'cause it's an inferior class.

We're gonna take this in a safe and orderly fashion.

We're gonna track him down and we're gonna... We're gonna go to the strip club,

We're good. Hey, hey, hey, no, no!

We're having a conversation. There's one chair.

We're having a heat fight, okay? 'Cause our heat's broken,

We're here for the free golf clubs.

We're here now to play the game.

We're in a bit of a hole, so we got to make this count.

We're in the middle of Boyz II Men rehearsal.

We're just gonna tune out, so why don't you give us a wave when you're finished.

We're leaving! We're leaving, we're leaving.

We're leaving. You know, Charlie, if we

We're made of. Yeah, but I'd like to tweak a

We're not apologizing, okay? Nobody's apologizing.

We're not cool enough? Whoa.

We're not going anywhere.

We're not lording, we're just having a conversation.

We're not. We just bought three weeks of a time share.

We're pinned down, Rog.

We're running out of guns, and we have to manufacture more

We're running out of guns, and we have to manufacture more

We're showing you a testosterone driven, male skewing action melodrama.

We're the Gruesome Twosome

We're trying to cool down, but you're not making it any easier.

We're trying to deal with the whole thing.

We're trying to ensafen your school here, okay?

We're very sick, we have the flu.

We've alienated a lot of people in this town.

We've been in here this whole time, and you could've let us out?!

Wear gloves while I work! I'm sorry, it makes no sense.

Weather, traffic and a trip to the zoo, coming right up.

Welcome back from the dead, Chief Lazarus!

Welcome back to the force, Riggs.

Welcome to Los Angeles.

Welcome to Mahndo Video.

Well

Well, babies, look out, because

Well, because we're awesome. Yeah, we're good at what we do. Yeah!

Well, bonjours, killing the the rat, my friends

Well, Frank, once something's in writing, that means it's set in stone.

Well, ghouls, and, no, they didn't complain,

Well, good luck with that.

Well, guys, I think the real lesson here is that

Well, he got me another gig for tonight, boner

Well, he's as dumb as you can get.

Well, he's the one that's responsible for Liam's eye, so we figured,

Well, hold on a second. I'll bite who's Rodriguez?

Well, how'd that look?

Well, I didn't have a lot to work with.

Well, I had to come back

Well, I just happen to have that gun.

Well, I mean, no, not nothing.

Well, I think he should spend a little less time on his work

Well, I wasn't quite finished, there's...

Well, I would hope so

Well, I'll tell you exactly what we're gonna do.

Well, I'll tell you what's going on.

Well, I'm gonna jump from the Strawberry Mansion Bridge.

Well, I'm sorry. It is incredibly easy to buy

Well, I'm trying to learn

Well, it was good

Well, it's dangerous, yeah. What the hell are you guys

Well, look, I didn't come here to be criticized by a man stuck in a coil!

Well, no, see, there was that bar that just opened last year

Well, no. You do want to be together, okay?

Well, no... hold on. Yeah, it's like coming all

Well, none of these moves are working! We got to do something else!

Well, now I feel left out. Can we drink now?

Well, our whole crew's been hot lately.

Well, sir, I gave you the $1,500

Well, that was a funny white

Well, that's because when you go to the movies, you know,

Well, that's interesting. So, we're all here doing this because of Frank.

Well, that's not gonna work. I mean, we can't...

Well, the shaman did it. And then we killed her

Well, this is gonna be...

Well, wait, wait, wait, wait. You skipped day three.

Well, we just couldn't have him do that song

Well, we'd better do it right this time, baby.

Well, well, well. My goodness.

Well, what's badass about that?

Well, whatever it is, we got to get on the same page.

Well, where do I jizz? You don't jizz

Well, why the hell are we quarantining ourselves in a bar, if we can't drink?

Well, yeah, I also play violent video games

Well, you can't fit it all into one day. That's preposterous.

Well, you look better.

Well, you said that we're all in the same outfit, right?

Well, you should. Because if you don't,

Well, you're late.

Well... That Lazarus is back from the dead.

Were the series of side effects that he believed himself to be

Were you eating pizza and drinking beer up there?

What about Ben the Soldier?

What about gasoline? Pour a little bit of gasoline on

What am I supposed to be thankful for exactly?

What am I supposed to do?! Shit!

What are we gonna do now?

What are we gonna do?

What are we gonna do?

What are we gonna do? Oh, well, it looks like Z brought friends. Yo, yo, yo.

What are you doing in my office?

What are you doing on the phone there?

What are you doing, man?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? CHARLIE: I was gonna bash

What are you guys doing here?

What are you looking at, man? Shit

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about? Mac, do you want to lose this singing contest?

What are you talking about? Well, that's all the more

What are you... How is it our fault? What are you talking about?

What are you... what are you doing?

What are you...?

What can I say? He loves his work.

What can you say? He knows business.

What cripple? Why are you speaking?

What difference does it make?

What do we do with that information?

What do you do with any information?

What do you mean "no"? How about you kill the rat?

What do you mean you "got them from China"?

What do you say, you want to roundhouse the door for us?

What do you say?

What do you think of about that?

What exactly are you here for?

What happens if we buy a third week and sell that?

What he's doing. He's playing one of those games

What I need you to do is stay out of my way, because Sweet Dee

What in the hell is happening?

What is going on?

What is going on?

What is going on? That was fast.

What is he doing?

What is that? Come on.

What is that? Guns? No.

What is the matter with you, Dennis?

What is the point of this stupid, dumb ass experiment

What is wrong with you people?

What now? Frank's using you to get to

What the hell did you do to yourself?

What the hell does those things have to do with Chief Lazarus?

What the hell is Ponderosa doing here?

What the hell is this?

What the hell was that all about?

What the hell was that?

What the hell, Dee?! We made you!

What the word placebo... Placebo means from the Latin

What the...? The big bills, underneath.

What the...?! No, we're not playing quarantine. We're quarantined.

What up? Oh!

What was all this?

What was that? All right, look, look, look, look. You two do the charged moment.

What what is that?

What would you think about something like that?

What you just did was badass. Oh, my God.

What you shouldn't do though, is look into our very sketchy

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Goddamn it! Beef! No, I got beef with that.

What? Hollywood!

What? I'm I'm on the verge of

What? It's because of you.

What? No, not you and I. Him and I, idiot.

What? What?

What? What?

What? Where's he going? Well, he appears to be

What?!

What?! No!

What?! Snail, what the hell are you doing here?

What..

What... I mean, one time, for a short period of time.

What... me?! Come on... come on.

What's going on? I thought you were into guns.

What's happening?

What's in that bag? Ah, it's just this stuff I

What's the point?

What's up, what's up? Talking hot and cold?

What's with the black friend that no one is acknowledging?

What's wrong, Dee? Oh, nothing.

What's your name, young man?

Whatever restriction the government puts on our

Whatever, let's just go. Let's go.

When do you want me to serve the squash and the beef?

When I found out

When I get out of here, I'm gonna clean Philadelphia.

When I look deep in your eyes, I find my own destiny.

When someone's gay and open about it.

When you knock on my door..

Where am I? You were shot in the head

Where do you think AIDS came from? Uh, hello, God's gift to the gays.

Where he will burn for all eternity.

Where is Frank?! Oh, you guys hot?

Where the Christ would we get an eye?

Where the hell is Frank? Where the hell is Frank?

Where we will go to the countryside to leave Country Mac's ashes

Where you carry me through the streets of Philadelphia, you know, that's cool.

Where you shoot everyone

Where's Frank? We're hot. We're coming in super hot!

Where's he even going?

Wherever you want.

Which I'm excited to do.

Which is a good movie, Frank. It is a good movie, Charlie.

Which is just about the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen

Which is way creepier than a man who lost one.

Which is why we're coming to you, but, look, that's neither here nor there.

Which is, of course, a... a funny sounding word

Which one of you knows my ex wife and when are my kids getting here?

Which one?

Which one? The one you wrote for me.

Which we own.

Which we will not resolve.

Which, as we all know, is a sin.

White people. Hmm. I don't... think it is

Who am I meant to be thanking, right?

Who can be. You know, someone you'd never

Who knows what the other 10% is?

Who love Jesus.

Who ordered the pizza, but, guys, you don't have to worry about me, all right?

Who the hell's that?

Who wants to smoke a "J"?

Who Who's this? This guy was the principal at

Who, this guy? This is Walt.

Who's complaining?! We don't know what's going on!

Who's got me? Man down.

Who's in the industry to come to our bar, and we'll show 'em what

Who's the nerd?

Whoa whoa whoa whoa! What are you doing, Charlie?!

Whoa, easy, man! That's a big leap right there.

Whoa, easy, puppy

Whoa, okay, Frank. Now, if... if I do something,

Whoa, shit.

Whoa, what the hell is this?

Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait. Actually, I know who this guy is.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what is this? What are you showing me here?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, dude, relax, relax.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you're going too

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa! Stop!

Whoa.

Whoever he is.

Whom she claimed she had to have.

Whoo!

Why are you guys hovering? Don't hover. Answer the door! Get the door!

Why didn't you get the ones we like from the Wawa?

Why do you always want people to sign creepy documents?

Why do you think we're quarantining ourselves in the first place?

Why does everybody think I jump? Nobody jumps.

Why don't you try the cheese

Why is that? Your sweater's on backwards

Why make anything, you know? For the money, for the glory,

Why would I do it? You guys would suspect me.

Why would you be?

Why would you do that?

Why would you do this?

Why would... I don't even know why you would say that that.

Why?

Will change everything. For the better, one hopes.

Will my hands look this small on the screen?

Will receive $1,000 in compensation.

Will they or won't they? Mm hmm.

Will you focus? We're in a serious situation

Will you stop laughing, Walt?

Will you stop, stop, stop? Everybody stop. Come on, guys. What are we doing?

Will, with my life recently. I have new, more substantial

With a free set of golf club but instead you got got.

With all my heart

With all of these great names for a nail salon.

With it

With much dignity and grace, we've come to talk to you about

With the item that you failed with in the beginning.

With the tall hat with a buckle on the front.

With us now is local community activist, Frank

With us today is Frank Reynolds,

With what we're trying to accomplish here. They buried the hatchet.

With your technical expertise, being from a dot com company and all,

Won't do that. Okay?

Won't you join me? Is that seat for me?

Woof! $1,500 for the privilege, okay.

Word around town is you guys are squashing beef.

Word is bond, yo. Okay. Okay, yeah, that sounds good,

Work and the support of your friends...

Worked up over global warming. Then he made millions.

World. This invention my invention

Would be, um, uh, preferable. Excuse me for a minute.

Would just use gasoline willy nilly.

Would wear those ridiculous bubble boy suits during the flu season.

Wouldn't that be nice? Imagine all the positions that I could get into.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow. You know. Probably, yeah.

Written by screenwriters who almost certainly went to

Wrong, friend. Oh, what the hell do you know? More than you think.

Wrote, "Wash me" in the filth on my vagina.

Y You haven't see 'em in a while. Did you do something?

Y... yes, I am.

Y'all ain't got to worry about me.

Yah!

Yakuza.

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah, a little bit like the NRA.

Yeah, absolutely. You look like a man who was born without an eye,

Yeah, all right, so we got an idea though, okay?

Yeah, all right, well, what was the name on the order?

Yeah, all right!

Yeah, all right.

Yeah, all right. Ohweot to be careful though because

Yeah, and and clearly the movie's pretty kick ass

Yeah, and five hours alone dedicated to the evils of homosexuality... from him?

Yeah, and where is he always getting those beers, man?

Yeah, buddy, you did it!

Yeah, but I think it might be better if you're blind anyway.

Yeah, but I think that's off putting to the customer.

Yeah, but it's no fun unless you fight back.

Yeah, but that guy over there laughed

Yeah, come on, Mac, shut up. I thought you were a badass.

Yeah, didn't you hear what Frank said?

Yeah, dude, he can be so controlling, you know?

Yeah, for our pleasure. Follow me here.

Yeah, gasoline is a solvent. That's basic chemistry

Yeah, great!

Yeah, guy's got no self esteem, just like Dee, so they're

Yeah, he is here. And why is he here, Charlie?

Yeah, he's missing the point. It doesn't matter.

Yeah, he's the diarrhea guy, but it look looks like this

Yeah, hey, we're, like, you're biggest fans, like, great

Yeah, I didn't catch any **** references, nothing about

Yeah, I get it. And you know what?

Yeah, I have a... Shh.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, I mean, this guy's got the Hawaiian shirt, you with the killer tan.

Yeah, I was a little bit confused by that as well.

Yeah, I'm a little worried about him.

Yeah, I'm just gonna go home.

Yeah, if it exploded in your face, but I can tell by the look

Yeah, it's a little inconvenient, but it's better than facing our problems.

Yeah, it's all about the ceremony.

Yeah, it's driving you nuts.

Yeah, it's fine.

Yeah, it's the Restaurant and Bar Association, it's a stuffy organization.

Yeah, it's too bad, but he's got to get his ass kicked

Yeah, Jackie

Yeah, joke's on him!

Yeah, nice to meet you, Gunther

Yeah, now, the next scene is, um, the next scene is bad.

Yeah, of course I want a bump.

Yeah, okay. Go ahead.

Yeah, okay. This is making me feel...

Yeah, or saying we're sorry, which I'm not doing.

Yeah, screw everybody else.

Yeah, see, we had a little bit of a falling out with our financier.

Yeah, see? The mouse always wins.

Yeah, shine a light on it, make sure everybody sees and

Yeah, shut up, Walt.

Yeah, that wouldn't be on you at all.

Yeah, that..

Yeah, that's like a ca...

Yeah, that's sort of our sense of humor.

Yeah, that's true, actually. You don't see people walking around

Yeah, thought you were good at that stuff.

Yeah, uh, I know it is, pal, but...

Yeah, we don't care about that kind of stuff, all right?

Yeah, we'll skip that. You're skipping a lot of days, dude.

Yeah, we've been watching violent war movies all night

Yeah, well, I bet you when we go down there, he's not even in there, is he?

Yeah, well, no, I think what my friend is trying to refer to

Yeah, well, we won't get got though.

Yeah, well...

Yeah, what are you hot about? There are too many guns on

Yeah, what was that thing you said about how the joke's always

Yeah, yeah, Frank, we promise.

Yeah, yeah, go for it, go for it.

Yeah, yeah, let me just check it out.

Yeah, yeah, someone's got to do it. Just go to go over there... Go, go, go.

Yeah, yeah, that's definitely... (whoops)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a recent delivery you made to Paddy's Pub.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Mac is the one who's the badass, remember that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah! Ca...

Yeah, yeah... right.

Yeah, you can drive, you can kill!

Yeah, you got the pun right, dude

Yeah, you got to get us out of here, man.

Yeah, you know, you're right in that sweet spot between,

Yeah, you should write that down.

Yeah, you tried

Yeah, you you want to win awards, you gotta campaign for

Yeah, your neck's going nuts? Yeah! You're getting that?

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah! ♪ Now, every time I go for the mailbox Gotta hold myself down... ♪

Yeah! Uh, no it doesn't, Dee.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. A man to settle down with

Yeah. All right.

Yeah. And by the way, Carlos, I've had six.

Yeah. And that's a callback.

Yeah. And what's with all the loud, fake colors? I mean, where's the subtlety?

Yeah. Every now and then, there are

Yeah. Guys, I'm starting to like this place. It's growing on me, too.

Yeah. He's already got 30 people under him.

Yeah. Hey, kid, kid, kid. Stop, stop.

Yeah. How can you all be so gullible?

Yeah. I know you do, pal.

Yeah. I said her boyfriend's ugly

Yeah. I'm not talking about taking a vacation, guys.

Yeah. Is it off putting? Or does it look real?

Yeah. It smells like smoke.

Yeah. Let the man do this.

Yeah. Me, too

Yeah. Oh, I'm even hotter if I'm being honest. Still hot

Yeah. Soften the edges a little bit. All right, we'll tweak it a

Yeah. Uh, Ben,

Yeah. Where are your clothes? Why are you naked and stuck in a coil?

Yeah. Who?

Yeah. Yeah, of course you look like a bird.

Yeah. Yeah!

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You know what's in here?

Years He just won't let go ? He's laying around He's got a mean bite

Yep. It's time for this to end.

Yep. See, in the big city, nobody cares whether you live or die.

Yes

Yes

Yes, actually, I do.

Yes, Charlie, please. We're all clamoring to hear.

Yes, Frank, I was eating and drinking in a ceiling.

Yes, I heard heard the words. I'm learning Mandarin

Yes, I...

Yes, of course, of course. Bring them.

Yes, the freedom rally. The one you organized.

Yes, yes, yes

Yes, you need to be kneeling. It's 11:58, and Mac Day's about to officially start.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes! That was good.

Yes! Yeah!

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. And I understand you've

Yes. How would you like to spend one week out of the year

Yes. More

Yes. Okay, great. So, guys, I got us banter cards.

Yes. Okay, yes. There's there's been a a slight

Yes. On top.

Yes. Playing the game. I assume you take cash.

Yes. Thank you, Chet.

Yet? Any minute now, Dee.

You also wrote "faced" in the memo.

You always look like a bird.

You are a brilliant man, yes! Try it.

You are allowed one scream a day to the ceremonial screaming pillow. That's right.

You are not a badass, pal.

You are not renting shit. You are not welcome in this store.

You are way too hung up on the berries.

You are? Oh, I'm out of bullets, too, Riggs. Oh, no!

You banged that guy!

You better believe it's cool. Yeah, if I'm gonna put my

You better jump quick before somebody tries to stop you.

You better jump quick before somebody tries to stop you.

You better step your ass back.

You bitch! You're dead!

You bring a knife to a fight, you better be ready to use it, you jabroni.

You came at me, and I gave it back to you hard, 'cause...

You can even give that water to your babies

You can succeed.

You can, uh, you can throw it in there, all right?

You can't even see the child... We'll be right back.

You can't follow what's going on

You can't just take it out of here.

You care all of a sudden?

You could just get away from the school.

You dick

You did exactly what you said you were gonna do, and now he's dead.

You did the bus joke, and it was like...

You did this all by yourself, you can do this.

You did? You took him for three weeks?

You didn't even gag once.

You didn't think we were gonna see this, but we outsmarted you.

You doing?

You don't have nothing to eat in this show

You don't know, but it's like a sweet look.

You don't need to understand how Invigaron works, because somebody above you does.

You ever been to Sudz before?

You excited?

You faster. We have been arguing about this

You fellows strike me more as men of leisure.

You flung cheese in his face... There it is.

You for volunteering in this intelligence experiment.

You get two weeks, sell that second week,

You got a pain? Charlie, I'm telling you.

You got exactly 20 minutes to do your little song and dance.

You got the bow ties and the ball caps.

You got to mix in with beasts...

You got to try this thing. I got news for you.

You got your ass kicked that's what happened.

You gotta ease up on talking about dicks, man.

You guys agree about something! Look at you two

You guys all look better. I'm actually feeling better, too.

You guys are still hot? The whole thing's hot, man!

You guys are the ones that asked for the questions.

You guys been to Florida?

You guys need to start greasing some dudes or I'm gonna freak out, all right?

You guys really like it? You're not just bullshitting me?

You guys should, uh, keep warm. Stay warm.

You guys, we haven't been drinking since we quarantined ourselves into the bar.

You guys! You've trapped yourself on a

You have no idea what's funny.

You have to take me

You hear me? Miss Reynolds?

You heard the man sit down. Well, now I feel

You hope I get hit by a bus?

You just earned you spot at the head of the suit, Dee.

You just made my list

You just realized that you have

You just ripped a hole in my mind.

You just stuff it deep down inside and keep an eye on it.

You know how that feels?

You know what I mean?

You know what I really hate...

You know what I think this is about, Dennis?

You know what she looks like?

You know what, happy hunting, bro, get after it.

You know what, that felt good.

You know what, that might occupy you guys for about a week or so,

You know what? I got this.

You know what? Let's pop off on this shit a

You know what's lame? Being around this long and never

You know you always have my blessin', partner.

You know, drifters...

You know, he shows up, it shifts the blame from us to him,

You know, here we are, and look at you.

You know, I don't know about you guys, and I don't know why this is happening,

You know, I I'm simply a person of interest in most of those

You know, I'm more interested in exploring truth through

You know, I'm not gonna get grade A meat. Just...

You know, if I'm being honest, I'd rather go back to the bar and get drunk,

You know, it's gonna heighten all your other senses.

You know, kind of a bullshit day, so we're gonna move on

You know, move past it. I'll take his photograph

You know, patch this up between you and Dee?

You know, reverse pile driver, seated scissors, wheelbarrow, reverse cowgirl.

You know, screw Dennis and his rules.

You know, that's not fun.

You know, this is Philadelphia. What's with the, uh..

You know, to counter Z's vibe? You got to be really careful

You know, we could just buy Thundergun and go to a different Wawa.

You know, we'll just rent the video, and we'll be out of here.

You know, why have you been on TV talking about all that shit?

You know, you said scrub the place from top to bottom.

You know?

You know... you know, this was the original meaning of Thanksgiving anyway.

You look like...

You look ridiculous, man. It was "What's Eating Gilbert G****?".

You lost me there. What do you mean, "Draw the jump?"

You made a poopy in your pants!

You made it

You made it, Dee

You made me?!

You might enjoy. There's a broken egg in here.

You might not think you have the ability, but, uh, believe

You must excuse me. I've grown quite weary.

You need to learn how to make every single item in your

You need to stay 1,000 yards away from school property.

You never know what you're gonna say, and that's the

You owe me an eye, Frank!

You promise to get me out of here?

You put, you put me in the basement with spray cans.

You ready for your sponge bath?

You ready?

You said we're squashing beef.

You saved our lives! You saved the day!

You saw how I was zigzagging like this and making sounds?

You score on me, you don't have to come to the wedding.

You see them?

You see, I just realized that I

You sell it. This is a whole moneymaking system, okay?

You should do the same, mm hmm.

You should know... ♪ Hey, you guys catch that rat

You should stand over there 'cause I think I'm really getting the flu.

You snuck up on me

You son of a bitch. He's making I and you look

You speak Mandarin? Well, I do think I'm getting

You speak now, or forever hold your peace.

You think about it. Ah, Tang See, these these

You think fine is good enough for the Boyz II the Men?

You think he didn't want to sell you as many weeks as possible?

You think you can't go any lower?

You think?

You think? Oh, wait a second.

You three, you're in.

You too young for this...

You took it too far.

You walked into a room that you could have walked out of

You want to get nominated, you gotta play the game.

You want to go back and watch it?

You want to go, old man? You want to go, old man?

You want to pack some beef?

You want to see the whole thing? It's sort of a...

You were coming in pretty hard, I would say.

You were copying her

You were hilarious.

You were not clear.

You will be a star.

You will never succeed.

You wish. Don't think so, pal

You young, but you ain't that strong, baby

You, I don't need you in my bar. ?

You... How how did you find me? Oh, shit, I know this dude.

You'll be locked in at $1,400 annually.

You'll see a gaseous, cloud like area.

You're goddamn right it is.

You're gonna be great!

You're gonna be great!

You're gonna go fight a guy. A black belt actually.

You're gonna quarantine me inside a quarantine, really?

You're gonna ruin this high, dude.

You're jumping on my thing here.

You're locking your door all of sudden?

You're not gonna be badass, but you're gonna...

You're not gonna give a speech or lecture us or anything like that?

You're not helping

You're not in Philadelphia anymore, okay?

You're not on my list of chosen men.

You're not understanding

You're not. (Tang See speaking Mandarin)

You're on the list?

You're only doing that because you can't read, all right?

You're really, like, driving this home, and it's upsetting,

You're so strong. That's it.

You're the hero. I'll see you in hell, boners.

You're the one who came up with the structure, so... that's preposterous.

You're the sucker, okay? You're naked and you're stuck in a coil!

You're trying to burn me!

You're used to this kind of high stakes, adrenaline pumping action,

You're used to this kind of high stakes, adrenaline pumping action,

You're welcome.

You're you're interrupting my work, all right?

You're, like, a berry salesman now or...?

You're... Oh, and then I realized,

You've been asked a question, all right?

You've been denied

You've got a key?!

You've met him

You've never seen... Lethal Weapon?

Your hands look fine

Your life may depend upon it.

Your load. He said it was a funny joke.

Your mom rigged her suit so she could drink booze?

Your penis does not work. Kill me.

Your rat and take care of your rat problem.

Your reaction is badass, you know?

Your set tonight was terrible.

Your your pieces?

Yup. N N No, I got it, I got it.

Zip tie his hands, bag over his head, and then we bash him till he buys.

13 extra minutes of movie in this one.

30 days, no charge. All right.

157 what?

200 easily. You have to be careful,

...looking for free soup, yeah, free soup. Just looking for soup. All right.

'cause we found three. It was pretty sweet. We found none.

'Cause you're wearing a black belt. Of course.

"Aw..." It wasn't about admitting guilt.

♪ Boyz II Men going off ♪ ♪ Da da da da da da da da ♪

♪ Boyz II Men going off... ♪ ♪ Da da da da da da da da ♪

♪ Motownphilly's back again ♪ ♪ Da da da da da da da da ♪

♪ Not too hard, not too soft ♪ ♪ Da da da da da da da ♪

19 minutes and 50 seconds, clown. Don't get me wrong.

A power move? Some kind of power play?

a whole scene of it. What needs to be explained?

Absolutely not. Mash me, baby. Mash me.

Admit it to us right now. Get on your knees!

Ah! You're very, very high in your...

Ah! Damn. Damn! They found us!

Ah. All right! Hey!

Ah. Yes!

All right, bud. He's got the boner again.

All right, let's just get it going, all right? Yeah.

All right, oh, let's just... All right, hold on. Um...

All right, well, first we should do the thing because... Yeah.

All right, well, we'll work that angle. All right, just...

All right? Now, will you get... Don't just be successful. Be berry...

All right. Frank, we have a very exciting

All right. Let's do this! Let's do this!

All right. Let's do this! Let's do this!

All right. Yeah.

And drink much more beer. And smoke more weed, you guys.

And I can't get more str... I'm at 157! I'm gonna be honest.

and I'm not... You're wearing a gi.

and if I've done my job right, a little bit closer to God. Yes.

and our demographic skews male. Well, um...

and talk about Jesus a lot. Yeah!

and then we can talk? Then breathe, and close your mouth.

And watched our friends explode on stage. And have pearls and sing...

And we got to stay healthy. That's right.

Anyone want some booze? I knew you drank cleaning supplies.

Arch down. All right, look... Just do it. Give him the...

Are they in here? Sabrina? Oh, this is bad.

Are you gonna buy a week or not? No, I'm not that stupid.

Are you kidding me? What?

are you talking about? Like, do you survive the winter? Great question.

as I do with the man who's performing it. Don't get into that.

Aw, dude, dude, dude. Come on, man. He just said it.

Badass! Badass! Badass! Badass! Badass!

Be on the lookout, Deandra! Yeah, copy that.

Because he wants them. It doe... Right.

Because we didn't want her to bring back Lazarus. Okay. We get it.

because you're a lousy son of a bitch. You're a dog!

Being alive. Yeah.

Ben the Soldier, huh? Yeah.

Boom, all right, get out of here. Go, go, go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

boom, you're vacationing for free. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Bottom of the funnel, top of the they're the same thing. I'm not sure which way it works.

Bow. Bow.

Bring it down. Just bring it down on the haunches

Bruce Mathis, I invited him. What?! Why would you do that?

But then maybe one of us can be a... One, two, three.

But there's herb. Hmm?

But what about sunsets? Oh...

Can we make this happen before he comes back out...? Let's talk to him.

caused by stress. All right. Where do I put my feet?

Charlie, are you sick, too? Hmm, sick?

Come here, you rascal. Whoa!

Come on, guys. No. It's not a power move!

Come on, it was awesome! He was like Batman,

Come on. You're

Completely insane. Oh, it's driving

Cool, cool, cool. I'll see you all in a little bit. Cool, yeah, yeah.

Country Mac won. Yeah, but it's about the art, okay?

Country Mac! Hey, City Mac!

Country Mac's awesome. Yes.

Da'Maniac. Yeah, I know.

Da'Maniac's on my down line. Yup.

Dee. Hmm?

Dennis is Spider Man. No... no one is Spider Man.

Did someone just go plop? Looked like it. Someone just jumped. Someone jumped.

Doesn't smell right. It's not grade A meat.

Don't tell Frank. Hold your breath. Go! Move!

Driving me nuts. I get it.

Dude, you are an alcoholic. Whatever.

Dude, you mom's an alcoholic. My mom's not an alcoholic!

Embrace it. Losing an eye is badass. It's not badass.

Fire escape. Out the window.

Food fight! Food fight! I guess!

for the fame. All the whole thing. Absolutely.

Frank, Hwang, you're up. Let's go. Okay

Frank? Huh?

Frank? Oh, my God!

French kisses. Oh...

Get him all jumbled up. Couple of sudden movements.

Get me out of here! Look, I'll be quick, okay?

Get me out of here. Yeah. Hold on, hold on. Charlie, whoa, think about this.

Give him your eye. You want me to give him my eye?

Give me the grease. We'll grease the dudes and...

Give me the money. Hey, bozo.

Go ahead and push play. Yeah, yeah, keep it going.

Go break the ice. What?

Go get the poop out of your pants. I can't wait for the lectures.

Go, go, go, go, go. First

Grease 'em up, come on. Yeah, okay.

Greasing dudes. Yep.

Guys, I got 157. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Hand sanitizer? Where is it going?

Have a seat on the couch, why don't you? Okay.

Have a seat, have a seat, man! Thanksgiving, yeah, go sit down.

He can help explain all this. Yeah, he's good with stuff like this.

he could be ruining my afterlife. Yes.

He fell, huh? Tipped over a little bit.

He just said it. He just did it.

he may commit suicide. Ah!

He told me not to come. Well, we got to go figure it out.

He wants them for himself. It's so much more comfortable

he'll be putty in our hands. Right, whatever.

He's coming in. Hey, Ben.

He's gay. I mean... okay... smiles.

He's in the bathroom. Charlie, it's not... we can't... I mean, it's...

He's probably okay, though, right? Well, yeah, he just... popped over.

Healthy guy over here. Charlie, no, that's terrible.

Here we go. Okay.

Here you go. Okay.

Here, sign this treaty. Mmm, yeah.

Hey, Maniac? Yeah.

Hey, should we work on our harmonies? Seriously, dude?

Hey, there you are. Country Mac, man. Hey, bro.

Hey, where's Dee? Quarantined.

Hey! Hey!

Hey! You can't do that.

Hey! All right. My doctor say, no salt.

Hey! Close your pit! Close your pit! Don't tell Frank.

Hi. How are you?

Hmm. Hmm.

Holy shit! What do you mean, from it? To the water?

Holy shit. Nice... very nice.

hot dog after this

How did this happen? How does anything happen, Charlie?

How'd it look? Badass! It looked badass, dude.

How'd you know he had a knife on him? I gave him an ocular patdown.

Huh? I'm gonna get so blacked out.

Huh? I'm gonna get so blacked out.

I brought it back. That's your... Yeah, I got that.

I can do 'em all, yeah. He can do 'em all

I can't keep up. God, Dee, we got it.

I can't watch it, you know? Trust me, this is for his own good.

I cut it when I found the pizza. Holy shit.

I did invite... Okay. Let us take the lead. We got it, we got it.

I do? Huh?

I don't know what he's got going on. Shit, that's a good point.

I don't know what he's got going on. Shit, that's a good point.

I don't know what we're doing. We got to get on the same page.

I don't think I can move past it. We came here for a reason.

I feel great. Yeah.

I give you... ♪ Dee, what are

I hate God. Yes.

I I'll eat the gristle. You can eat it off the floor like a dog, how 'bout that?

I know all the positions. Whatever you like. He can do 'em all.

I know I can do it. So if you can do it, then do it.

I know! I'm not sure I can make that deal.

I know. Wha... Oh!

I love strip clubs. Oh, baby, I love me a good strip club.

I mean, I physically can't. No, no, not at this point.

I mean, it was, like, shooting... It was right there.

I mean... I mean, it was your idea... No, we're very full. We're very full now.

I object. What?!

I say we switch him out. Huh?

I thought that one was gonna... Let me try.

I was gonna suggest that. Yeah, I know you were, buddy.

I was just practicing. No, man, that's sweet as hell.

I will shoot you in the teeth. Okay.

I'll back that up. Then it's your fault.

I'm a dog, you're a dog, huh? Wait, wait, wait, wait.

I'm a little confused. Oh, is it the character switching?

I'm a, I'm a young guy. Just kids having fun, right?

I'm choosing that one. Excuse me, who's talking back there?

I'm drinking this one though. Yeah, but don't open any more.

I'm excited. Yeah.

I'm feeling that now. Yeah, yeah...

I'm gonna put them onthe stool. Great. It doesn't matter.

I'm gonna write in "three..." Write in "three weeks."

I'm Harris Marder. Save it, bozo.

I'm into dudes. Oh... you're gay.

If we need questions, we just go to him. That's right.

If we need questions, we just go to him. That's right.

instead of Bruce's apartment. And then we blew up his car.

Is he still in the coil? No, he's not still in the coil.

Is it a sexual thing? No, just get me the hell out!

Is it... Was it your fault? Oh. I have a horrible drug problem

is Mac. Yes.

Is that bad? Yeah, it's not good.

Is there anything? How about just for today?

Is this true, man? Maybe. I...

It doesn't matter! Matters to me;

It gets way straighter, I promise. Push play, you're gonna love this next part.

It is lame

It is? Yeah.

It means we're all alcoholics. Ah...

It'll be official. Good.

It's a balance thing. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!

It's a deadlock. It's a deadlock of butting heads.

It's a pyramid scheme. It's not a pyramid scheme.

It's casual formal. Yeah, right, right, right.

It's fine, just go, let's go. He's in the bathroom.

It's great, no? Hey.

it's not a big deal. Just drink, you know, because

It's not a post effect? No, that's a practical fect,

It's not gonna be... It's not gonna be confusing.

It's not, it's not, I mean... No, it isn't, no, it isn't.

It's okay. Yeah?

It's so unclear. He gave us, like... Don't know what we're doing.

It's time to fight back. This is crazy.

It's where all the vitamins are. What kind of meat is that, Charlie?

It's where all the vitamins are. What kind of meat is that, Charlie?

It's, like, more specific than she needs to... Let her know. I think she...

It's... Yes. Yeah.

Jesus Christ. We just released them, there was an issue...

Just for today? Together.

Just us? No one else? That's what I'm thankful for.

Just use 'em, dude. I'm not going to

Let the wind blow through my hair. Yeah.

let's do it. Yes, okay. All right, good.

Let's get in on Dee and Charlie's little game. Smart.

Let's go. Just open the door.

Lethal Weapon? No, I mean, I've heard of it

Look at that. His name is Mac.

Look at that. Beef squashed, huh? Okay, wait, wait, hold on a second.

Look! Look, look, look! What? What? Oh.

Looking for hair. Stop talking about hair, please.

Loud noises. Exactly.

Mac, I think this guy just bent himself over a barrel a little bit. He did?

Mac. Hey.

Mad dusty up there. Yeah, good good... good thinking.

Man, what the hell! Oh, what the f...

Maybe 'cause I got 'em at the gas station, I guess. Why?

me nuts. The whole gun thing,

Mine, too. Doctors are shit!

Mm hmm. It's your gift.

Mm hmm. Now what kind of superpowers

Mm hmm. Okay, and then we'll all be in the same outfit.

Mm hmm. So, what do you think?

Mm hmm. You realize how preposterous that is?

Mm. Mm. They are delicious.

Mmm... Okay.

motioned to this document here opt out. Oh, no. Oh, crap, I've said too much.

Move past it, will ya? I'm afraid that's going to be impossible.

Murtaugh. Murtaugh!

My kids aren't really here, are they? Uh... no.

Nah. Nah. Nah.

Nice to meet you. Oh, hi, hi, but it looks like

Nice. There's a box of shake mix,

No bossiness? No pontificating?

No mashing at the table! Stop mashing, all right?

No one's gonna fund this thing. No, we need to finish the movie, Frank.

No, I don't think he... I told you that might have been a concern, I...

No, I know, but I... All right, fine. The whole way over, you said that's...

No, I'm getting a little stir crazy. Yeah.

No, no, no, no. No, this is different, Frank.

No, that's not really badass, guys. Whoa!

No, we don't know his name. We don't know it.

No, you can't follow what's going on. Yeah, yes, you can.

No, you're still going on about the whole... No, just keep going.

No. No, I lied about that.

No. No, no breaches.

No. Of course not. This is our head of security!

No. What is this?

Not a great turnout. No, not not a great turnout. You know why?

Now you're just creating more beef. I don't mind

Now, what's going on there? Is he, like, living with you guys, or...? Yeah.

Now, you are a black belt, correct? Um, not technicaly.

Of course. How could you miss it?

Oh, 107. Hey, man, that's pretty good. What? Don't...

Oh, amazing! All right! How did it look?

Oh, Christ, fine. Just do it, just do it.

Oh, goddamn it, Mac. Gay porno movie?

Oh, I mean... Oh...

Oh, I want to get a motorcycle, man. Dude, we should all get motorcycles!

Oh, I'm getting too old for this shit. Come on, man!

Oh, my God, I'm loving him in the bathroom. Me, too.

Oh, my God! Oh, wow! Wow! Whoa!

Oh, my God. This is a mess. This is a mess.

Oh, my God. Wait a minute. That was you guys?

Oh, shit, I think it's hand sanitizer. Hmm?

Oh, shit! Goddamn it! Shit!

Oh, shit! You guys, I... I've actually never thought of it like that.

Oh, shit. You brought weed? No, no, no, we're not smoking weed, okay?

Oh, son of a bitch! So we did this for nothing?

Oh, that's right. Wait, wait, wait, so what are you saying?

Oh, we should be, like, carnies. We're gonna be carnies.

Oh, wow. I love that guy.

Oh, yeah, yeah, right, right... Oh, the next scene

Oh, yeah. 'Cause I want to drink.

Oh! Come on, man.

Oh! Hell, no.

Oh! Suicide is badass.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, my God, it was sad for a second, and now it's right back to...

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Got to get out of here!

Oh. His name is Rudy, I believe, you guys.

Oh. Yeah.

Oh... Oh, my God.

Oh... dude. Shit, dude.

Okay, get me out of here. No.

Okay, good. All right.

Okay, let's get started. I really like your room, Mac

Okay, then apologize. Apologize for what?

Okay, yes, in a... most ways. No, it isn't.

Okay. Hold on, hold on, though.

Okay. I don't even understand what he's talking about. Yeah. Hold on one second.

Okay. What's the plan exactly? We're gonna trigger Ben's PTSD, all right?

on exactly how this... It's confusing stuff.

One more thing. Hmm?

Ooh, I don't know about this. This doesn't feel right.

Ooh, maybe that's Bruce. Oh, yeah.

Ooh. I'm sorry.

Or don't. What's the point?

Plenty more where this came from. You're a fire dog!

powerful antioxidants." Yeah, uh huh.

Premium lead? That's business talk. We need premium leads.

product and eat the berries. Oh, shit!

product that changes lives. Right. Now explain these to me.

Puff, puff, pass, bitches. Yeah.

Put three on... You got got!

Pyramid! Pyramid! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****!

Quarantine, baby! All right, this is gonna be good.

rah, making me do the... See a doctor! Go see a doctor.

Really? For crying out loud, my knees are...

Really? You know why?

Riggs, there's a basketball right there. You should use it.

Right! No, no, no, no, Rudy's not trying to kill himself.

Right! No, no, no, no, Rudy's not trying to kill himself.

Right? Yeah, and think about it.

Right. That's business talk.

Right. We keep him contained. That's right.

Right. Wherever he is, he's having a real good time. Mm hmm.

Rodriguez is dead. Frank, will you get out of here?

S Some good crackers. Huh?

Screw you. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

See, he doesn't want us to grease them, you know? God, that's awesome.

See? I'll take some of the blame for that.

Shit. Guys, did you see that?

should we talk numbers? Oh, I don't know.

Sing? Sing. Sing

Slam the door on his face. See you, bozo.

snacks while we're here. I'm getting a beer.

So just Bruce? You know what, it's okay.

So we're just gonna lock them in there? They're definitely gonna burn to death.

So, you're not gonna jump? I don't jump, okay?

So... Yeah, I get that.

Sure. See, we need cash money.

sweet dance moves, you know? What is that? Yeah.

Take it easy, Frank. Frank, you better take it easy!

Tell you what. I've got the

Thank you. Yeah, great. Have a seat, guys.

Thanks, man. Don't cut... don't...

Thanksgiving, food. Yeah, Thanksgiving...

That is fun. No. No, wait. No, no.

that kind of thing from us. No, no, no, I'm confused about what you want.

That sounded... that's harmony. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That was really good. That was good.

That's a hard thing to move past. Yeah, doesn't know what time share is.

That's a lot of throw up. This flu is so brutal.

That's a lot of units! ...in your stress unit.

That's because we're not gay. Right, right.

That's could be the only answer. Yeah.

That's great! Is it great?

That's it? All you got to do is sign the document? Can we do that?

That's more like it. Yeah. You like that?

That's not inconceivable. That's very, very conceivable. That's... crazy. Really?

That's right. Yeah, but drink.

That's the most badass thing I've ever seen. Out of the blue, he gets a beer.

That's the only gear. I notice you're also wearing a black belt.

That's true. That happened.

That's what you always say. I know.

That's why I believe in God. Yeah.

That's why we're here today. I ain't doing this!

The deal's locked in. Deal's done.

The kids are coming! What... I know.

the ladies, I guess. Oh, for the ladies.

the ladies, I guess. Oh, for the ladies.

The next scene is a little bit of a disaster. It's got some problems, too,

The Pilgrims. They came out on top. I don't know about that, Frank.

The smell of rain. Yeah.

The video was pretty clear, Charlie. You think maybe it's your stress?

Then we're gonna corner that market. Okay. Whatever

There we go. All right, any questions?

There we go. Okay.

There you have it. There we have what?

There's no, there's no opening to this. Shit, I'm sorry, dude.

There's no, there's no opening to this. Shit, I'm sorry, dude.

there's nothing badass about riding a motorcycle without a helmet. Right.

They made me feel self conscious. Did they?

They're all shit. Well, look at that

Things have been a little tense between us. What is this?

This guy is an absolute dynamo. Scam! This guy's a liar!

This guy's the best salesman I got. Da'Maniac?

This is a goddamn mess, this whole thing's a goddamn mess. I'm lost, I'm lost.

this is a love story between two men. No, it isn't.

This is all for the ladies. You're gonna love this.

This is all... This is all...

This is cruel. Oof.

This is different. Tell him.

This isn't... It's not about apology. We're not apologizing.

this might be our last chance. Bottoms up.

Three here... that's done! Yeah, right?

To protect my life! No, to preserve our vocal cords, okay?

Too many beefs, we got it. I'm not honking. I'm expressing something...

Uh oh. Whoops. Whoopsie.

Uh, but this... Yeah, this is important...

Uh, do you want to ask it again, or...? Ask us again.

Uh, this was a bad idea. We stirred up too much conflict.

Uh, you got my money? You got my

Uh... Happy Thanksgiving.

Unbelievable. Look, we have enough on our plate right now, Crick.

Units of what? Units of stress!

Units. Units, dude.

upon the face of the deep..." Hey, buddy, do we

Very good. Look, I'm I'm sorry.

Very impressive. Your technique... is impeccable.

W What do you mean that you've not seen... Wha...? How...?

Wait a minute, wait a minute, that's a good idea. That's crazy.

Water what? Water and badass, badass and water

We could flip 'em, like, ten times over. That's what I'm saying.

We don't have beef with you. You don't have beef with me?

We don't have to say everything, man. Shit.

We don't know his name. He just likes to jump, I guess.

we found no gremlins, because they don't exist. Well...

We go get. That's right.

We got Lazarus trapped in his own umbrella factory. Yeah.

We got to focus on our story. Yes!

We have to stay healthy. We'll always drink.

We made a lot of enemies over the years. We have made enemies.

We need you to sign that. I thought I was getting an eye.

We only have a couple of hours. No, n n n no, Dee, we have a lifetime

We send Mac to the country, bring Country Mac here. Yeah, to the bar.

We want to go and we want to win. Yeah.

We want to go to the Wawa again, all right? Goddamn it.

we wanted to ask you first. What?

We won't. I can put that in the schedule.

We'll come back when we need you again. That's called leverage.

We're a male driven entity. I I got, I got that.

We're gonna watch you fight? Fight? No.

We're gonna... I mean, this is crazy, right? Wha...?

We're in business together? Yeah.

We're in, we're in too deep. Yeah.

We're not. All right, all right, let's do it.

We've been working this forever. I think it's fine for now. Yeah.

Well, at least this time it makes sense, huh? Hmm

Well, guess what? He might not 'cause Frank...

Well, I got the actual point. Who cares? You lost.

Well, I'm a computer programmer. What?!

Well, I've got a hunch. Chief, I've got a hunch.

Well, right there. You know, you don't have to sleep together.

Well, right there. You know, you don't have to sleep together.

Well, that'd be... good. I'll take it. Yeah, but I'm not gonna do it,

Well, then from the top, shall we? Okay.

Well, wait, Ben, stop. Ben... Don't go, Ben.

Well, what do you mean? If we get him out of there,

Well, what do you mean? If we get him out of there,

Well, yeah... That's pretty good.

Well... Nobody wants to buy something

Well... yeah. You're gonna dive right in, right here.

What a piece of shit that guy is. Yeah, he's a real piece of shit, yeah.

What are you doing here? Well, I've come for the presentation.

What are you talking about? See? See!

What do you live in, a barn? Have a seat, Hwang.

What do you think, we're gonna leave you in a coil? Give us a name.

What is it? Let me just show you, man, will you?

What is this? I love it! Huh?

What is this? You're stuck? Was this your plan?

What is what? Standing.

What the hell happened to my part, Dee? Yeah, I had to do some reshoots.

What the hell is this? It's a peace treaty.

What? It's a singing competition.

What? Say what?

What? What are you doing?!

What? I can't have squash? I can't have blow? We need you to focus!

What? What? What? What is your problem?

What? Why? Yeah, yeah, they all got the flu.

What?! Yeah, I'm gonna jump from the top of the bridge to the water.

What?! Yes, he looks like...

What?! Yes!

What's with the standing? You're lording.

Whatever. That's pretty nice. Look at that. Oh, it is nice.

Where's food? Walk right in, why don't you, Hwang?

Where's Mac? He's in the bathroom.

Which also means no alcohol, guys. Come on, dude!

which could only mean one thing. Damn!

Who invited you? Dee, we invited her, okay?

Who's this jabroni? I have no idea

Who's this jabroni? Uh,

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't clap for that!

Whoa! Oh, holy shit!

Why did you dress him like Ebenezer Scrooge? Yeah.

Why is he at the playground? I don't know.

Why would you start a fire in my room, Frank? What are we gonna do?

Why would you think that? You kept making comments.

Why would you think that? You kept making comments.

Why? Because we're gonna grease up these beefcakes.

Will you be part of our gang? Yep.

Woof, woof, baby. Great.

Wow. We have to quarantine ourselves.

Yeah, ain't nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong with that

Yeah, but I wanted to say it. Oh, shit, well, I'm sorry, man.

Yeah, does that mean we're out of the time share? Oh, no, no,

Yeah, dude. From the top.

Yeah, everything was cool. Yeah, everything was good

Yeah, I mean, I was gonna... You wanted to say it?

Yeah, Mac's gay. He's gay.

Yeah, right, right. Yeah, me, too. Me, too.

Yeah, that's too much. Okay...

Yeah, this is not comfortable. I mean, it's gonna get uncomfortable.

Yeah, us, too! Okay, I have an idea.

Yeah, we're just... Some kind of a status thing?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, a little to the... to your right. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Wait, wait. Please.

Yeah, you could be stressed. It... okay. Yes.

Yeah, you're gonna love this stuff. And, by the way, as a hedge fund manager,

Yeah? We found no ghouls, we found no goblins,

Yeah? Help us how? I can help you. Yeah.

Yeah. Alcohol withdrawals!

Yeah. Thank you.

Yeah. That's good.

Yeah. This weed that he gave us is awesome.

Yeah. We're a couple of foxes.

Yeah. What's wrong? Is it the eye?

Yeah. Who's Frank?

Yeah. Why me?

Yeah. Yeah, shut up, science bitch!

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You know what's badass?

Yeah. Badass, dude! No, it was reckless once again.

Yeah. Everything's cool. No, no, breaches.

Yeah. He's so stupid. He's dumb as bricks, that guy.

Yeah. Oh. Marco? Daddy's here.

Yeah. We signed you up. You're competing. Huh?

Yeah... yeah, yeah. Well, you got to explain every aspect of the movie.

Yes! You know what, guys?

Yes! Yes! Ah! Yes!

Yo, Frank! We're not sick. Yeah, we're fine, dude. We...

You are not a badass! Oh, my God!

You are old and feeble. Actually, Frank does bring up a good point

You are wearing a gi. Yeah, that is the gear

You didn't get Thundergun? We didn't get shit!

You don't need both of them. I only have one good working eye

You even watching the movie? Yes, in a lot of ways

You figured it out. Oh, you fool. I have...

You got a breach! Oh, shit!

You got a problem? You got the problem, asshole.

You got got! You got got! You got got! Oh, whoa, one second.

You guys are getting scammed! You're getting scammed!

You guys bought a time share? Well, yeah.

You guys having a principle fight? No, we're not having a principle fight.

You had a butt double. Oh, of course I had a butt double.

You just bought out, remember? Shoot!

You just got got, Frank. Yeah.

You keep it. I'm certainly not gonna stop drinking.

You know what? All those words are, like, stressing me out, Dee.

You like it? Yeah!

You lost your privileges. Thanks a lot, Dee.

You ordered them? Don't worry about where we got them or why we were getting them.

You owe my brother an eye! All right, settle down!

You saw the video. Was the video not clear?

You should have. We're just glad we're out from under Frank.

you sign the treaty. I'll sign it.

You think I'm gonna show my butt on camera, Charlie? Oh, my God,

You thought we were a bunch of suckers, but guess what? Oh, God.

You want it? Aah... Yeah, yeah, yeah, fire dog. Aw!

You want to wrestle, you... You want to go, old man?

You want us to squat? Haunch it.

You were hinting about eyes. We're not giving you an eye!

You won't need a pot of gold. But still amazingly badass...

You won't see us getting scammed. No way.

You're getting scammed, Dee! It's not a scam!

You're in the tournament. No, no, I I don't think that's a good idea.

You're not jumping? No, I'm not gonna jump.

Your cousin? Yeah, my cousin from the country.

Your video renting days are over! No, come on, don't do that, dude.

? And stand up For what he knows... ?

? And the lights are low It's Paddy's Pub

? Best in Show But this doggie disagrees

? Go yourselves...

? I don't need your trophies Or your gold

? I like life in Paddy's Pub... ?

? I'm a singer. Charlie's doing the song.

? Ooh, wah ooh... Is he spitting?

? Ooh... Did you hear my song?

? There is a spider, spider Spider

? Whoa, they say The world's your oyster

?What'd I say, idiots?

...become a bit of a local lightning rod in these gun

...but I got to say, I totally disagree with the guys

...complaining and stuff.

...from the Channel Five News weather team.

...I don't know if they wanted money or they wanted

...me and..mb. Du is a funny word.

...plus nine equals box

...that would be a pun

...the Invigaron system... ...multi level...

...these flowers for a badge.

'Cause I can pay you

'cause I don't want you to get hurt.

'Cause I I... Now I'm angry.

'Cause I like life In Paddy's Pub... ?

'Cause I like us. I like us, too, Dee.

'Cause I'm doing it right now. Flaccid, erect.

'Cause I'm gonna be chatting these fools up like a mug.

'cause it said water, like, eight times. So, it's water.

'cause it was a little bit embarrassing.

'Cause it's weird that a black person is friends with

'Cause tonight the forecast calls for rain!

'cause you don't know me. You don't know this man.

'Cause you know what you can't do when you get the flu?

'Cause, just move past that, all right?

'Sup, bro? So what do we do now?

"And God said, 'Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters,

"Brevity is the soul of wit." Which, uh...

"Buyer may opt out of the contract within 72 hours

"Clickety clackety, clickety..."

"Hey, I'm Mac. Welcome to Paddy's Pub.

"I ain't messing with that dude."

"I and you." No, me and you, me, you, me, I.

"I'm not messing with that dude.

"placebo," meaning "I shall please."

"Placebo." "Placebe

"plecebe" effect. Placebo.

"Pretty good," she said!

"Same" as in "matching," not same as in jammed into the same set of clothing.

"Sickness be gone!"

"volunteering," which implies a lack of compensation.

"wealth creation through through the use of antioxidants,

"What is Invigaron?" you may be asking.

"What's a pyramid scheme?" you ask.

(all laughing)

(both laughing) (both speaking Mandarin)

(British accent): Thank you, Tang See, my my dear,

(buzzer sounds)

(buzzer sounds)

(buzzer sounds)

(cat meows) Our exploration into the

(Charlie speaks quietly) (scoffs)

(Frank grunting) (speaking Mandarin)

(groaning) What?

(high pitched ringing) God

(laughing) (coughing)

(laughing) No...

(laughs) Hey, you're right!

(laughs) Oh, yeah, you're reading now?

(rat squeaking) Do you hear that?

(rat squeaking) Hey, Mac, Mac, I've located

(sniffs) Oh, oh, Christ, that's good

(sniffs) Ooh, guys, yes.

(sniffs) Yeah!

(speaking Mandarin) Huh?

(yowls)

♪ ♪ ♪ Don't call it a comeback

♪ ♪ Oh.

♪ A slam dunk!

♪ And don't it feel good Good All right... ♪ Rest easy, my angel.

♪ And I just can't wait till the day

♪ Back in school we used to dream about this every day ♪

♪ Bah hoo yeah Bah hoo yeah

♪ Bodies workin' overtime ♪

♪ Boyz II Men, ABC, BBD ♪

♪ Could it really happen or do dreams just fade away? ♪

♪ Da da da da da da da da ♪

♪ Da da da da da da da da da da ♪

♪ Die ya ya yada Da da da ah oh. ♪

♪ Doing a little East Coast swing ♪

♪ Doing a little East Coast swing ♪

♪ Doing a little East Coast swing. ♪

♪ Dum dum dum da da Dum dum dum da da ♪

♪ From tonight until The end of time

♪ I'd say it was the right time ♪

♪ I'm gonna knock you out

♪ I'm staying ♪

♪ I'm walking on sunshine Whoa I'm walking on sunshine ♪ Whoa

♪ I'm walking on sunshine Whoa... ♪

♪ It's time to play ♪

♪ Ma ma ma ma ma ♪ ♪ Ma ma ma. ♪

♪ Mama said knock you out Huh!

♪ Mama said knock you out Huh! ♪

♪ Motown... Motownphilly... ♪

♪ Motownphilly's back again ♪

♪ Motownphilly's back again ♪

♪ My friend exploded My friend exploded... ♪

♪ Not too hard, not too soft ♪

♪ Or get real high But with a little help I think we'll just get by. ♪

♪ Or get real high But with a little help I think we'll just get by. ♪

♪ Paper plates for nana House is a mess

♪ Playing ♪

♪ Playing with the boys ♪

♪ Puttin' suckers in fear I'm gonna take this

♪ Staying with the boys... ♪

♪ Time keeps ticking ♪ ♪ When someone's on my mind ♪

♪ To walk away ♪

♪ Until now I always got by on my own

♪ When dreamin' ♪ ♪ takes you nowhere ♪

♪ When I'm too blind to see And how you used the love

♪ Your money don't matter... ♪ Yeah...!

$4,000

$900 million in presale tickets, but I don't care about that.

♪ And I want you here With me

♪ Mama said knock you out..

♪ Not too small Blonde hair