💬 Family Guy - Season 4

A ha!

A backward place where they didn't believe in science

A ban on gay marriage? Oh, my God!

A big star and yet so humble

A bill for the mansion

A bit of breaking news.

A bunch of the guys on the force have had vasectomies,

A carton of Parliaments? I haven't smoked in 10 years.

A citywide ban on gay marriages next week.

A couple of more oatmeal baths and you'll be all better.

A cow says...

A deadly fire could spell death for a honeymoon couple

A difficult decision regarding whether or not to go back?

A dog says...

A fate worse than death.

A German world!

A ghost! It's okay. It's okay.

A hat

A human resources guy we could talk to?

A hurricane. Oh, my God! Peter's out there

A karaoke machine? Wait a minute, that's it.

A letter of surrender. We did it

A little bit softer now.

A little hint:

A little richer experience for the reader

A little something about themselves?

A little? There wasn't this much tension when the slaves were freed

A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts.

A lot of hungry deer walking around at this hour of the night and...

A lot. A real lot.

A Luden's cough drop.

A man can wash another man in the merry old land of Oz

A Matisse painting?

A mild form of acid,

A Minute with Stan Hooper, Normal, Ohio, Pasadena...

A new world! A better world!

A no rules funny car race from here to Boston.

A parking ticket. I was gone five minutes

A piece of candy!

A pink baby tee that says "Little Slut?"

A presence I've not felt since...

A rally? Sweet.

A reading from the letters of Potsie to the Tuscaderos.

A real important blood test.

A sample of his hair to match his DNA.

A scandal at the Quahog Bowling Alley tonight..

A shipment of tainted holy water could put some local babies in jeopardy.

A sign to warn people how dangerous it is.

A skull, huh? Then you want the human remains bin.

A solitary killer, the fire truck stalks its prey

A soup kitchen, Dad?

A spare key for a Volkswagen Scirocco.

A third "Q."

A wall!

A whole new approach. Thanks.

About cheating on your wife with that Filipino drag queen.

About Jim Belushi some 25 laugh free years ago.

About mooching off your kids at age 70.

About that Honeymooners episode I watched today

About two hours from Cape Cod's most luxurious bed and breakfast

Above all you dumb brainy smarties.

Absolutely not. Case closed

Absolutely, and nobody appreciates a joke like Stewie

Absolutely! For one guy

Absolutely. I love being around the stage.

According to our customs, you're now married to my daughter

Across the breakfast table, talking about how much we both like Total?

Action, That Eighties Show...

Actually, he's kind of been going overboard lately

Actually, I was talking about The Age of Innocence

Actually, I'm Douglas Brackman from L. A

Actually, Peter, you're not a loser at all.

Actually, that sounds like fun. I want this.

Actually, this is all time that could be spent getting me my beverage.

Adam, what was your response?

Addy, I'm Tojo

Addy. Addy, look. I'm... See, look. I'm Tojo.

Aft torpedoes, fire!

After all, sex is pointless without potency.

After battling the rancor.

After him!

After I saw that movie, The Butterfly Effect.

After nine seasons, I just don't care

After that, a meteor hit the earth,

After that, Nate devoted his life

After this.

Against Bertram and his army.

Against your daughter.

Agent Jessup, look at all these prostitutes

Agreed, Peter.

Ah, a miniature boat. And if I'm not mistaken,

Ah, Brian.

Ah, found him.

Ah, it's good to have you back, Quagmire.

Ah, Peter! Where have you been, lad?

Ah, this will be relaxing.

Ah, yes, a fence. The cripple's natural enemy

Ah, yes, here it is, "One way

Ah! Okay. Thank you.

Aha!

Ahoy, Mr. Pewterschmidt

All aboard.

All because my boss hates me

All done, Peter.

All he does lately is sit alone in his room talking to that zit

All I ever wanted was to get married

All I know is there's a lot of money to be made

All I want to do is make cookies. Oh, my God, I have a great idea.

All I'm saying is that you just need to find an activity

All it does is shoot you. It doesn't make breakfast at all

All light, goodness, rejuvenation, joy and ecstasy

All my new lesbian friends accept me, and that's all that matters.

All of Europe will tremble

All our friends are here

All our runways are filled.

All Peter's done is found another way to exploit people's ignorance,

All right

All right, all bets are in.

All right, all right

All right, all right, look, I know an apology is due here...

All right, all right, nobody fire at Lois. She's scared.

All right, all right. I tell you what,

All right, all right. Listen, I got another idea

All right, all right. Okay. All right.

All right, back it up, guys.

All right, boys. It's my maid's last night.

All right, boys. Let's see what we've got.

All right, Brian, Peter's coming in.

All right, Brian, this one's for you

All right, bring her through.

All right, calm down, Cleveland

All right, Carrot Top, I want that skull.

All right, Chris. We're approaching your assigned village

All right, class, today as a special treat, I'm going to show you this

All right, Cleveland. If this doesn't light a fire in your belly, nothing will

All right, Cleveland. Nothing like a good smackdown...

All right, Cloris Leachman, I've bought you legally.

All right, come on, ladies. Right this way

All right, Dad. Two days ago, this was an old barn.

All right, Dad. You're on

All right, Dr. Ditty.

All right, enough messing around. Let's play this game.

All right, everybody, just make yourselves at home.

All right, everybody. I'll be back in a week.

All right, everybody. This is a...

All right, everyone, I'd like to get started.

All right, fellas. I think we did it.

All right, fellas. We've been out here for months

All right, fellows. Plan B.

All right, fine. God, you're pushy

All right, fine. You can stay if you want

All right, gentlemen..

All right, Glenn. This exercise should help teach you self control

All right, Goldman

All right, groovy

All right, guys, just take her away.

All right, here it is

All right, here it is.

All right, hold hold on a sec.

All right, how's my man tan?

All right, I caught a fish!

All right, I couldn't find your toys,

All right, I think we got a lot accomplished here today.

All right, I'll see what I can do

All right, I'll take the ceramic Dalmatian for $600.

All right, I'll talk to him, Lois, but, you know,

All right, I'm ready. Come on, good game.

All right, if you don't want it, put it in your napkin.

All right, it's gonna be a long journey, everyone,

All right, Kathy. It looks like Stewie Griffin

All right, kids. Now everyone stay together

All right, ladies and gentlemen, we have a very special guest tonight.

All right, ladies, enough chitchat

All right, Lee.

All right, let's all be cool here

All right, let's do it!

All right, let's do this. Let's kick some ass

All right, let's get out of here.

All right, let's get rid of all these trees.

All right, let's get this started.

All right, let's go again. Okay. This is a message to all..

All right, let's go to the bank.

All right, let's see

All right, let's start the bidding.

All right, listen up, everybody. I have something to tell you.

All right, listen up.

All right, listen, there'll be time to grieve,

All right, Lois, I don't want this to ruin our date night, so I'll make it up to you

All right, look, Dad, I don't want you to hate me, all right?

All right, Meg, according to the contract..

All right, Meg, let's take a look at that bergina

All right, Meg, we're going to start with a little word association.

All right, moving on..

All right, Mr. Griffin. Jobs you think you would be suited for

All right, my first trip to a fast food joint as a retarded guy.

All right, next up, does everyone have a lab partner?

All right, now listen up, you limey bum sniffers.

All right, now where's the guy who slept with my daughter?

All right, now, is that everything you stole?

All right, one, two, three, go!

All right, past. Here I come.

All right, Paul Hogan, tell me about the real Crocodile Dundee.

All right, Peter, how are we gonna do this? How are we gonna get rich?

All right, Peter. You made it to the bonus round.

All right, players. The answer once again is,

All right, Quagmire. Time for your lap dance.

All right, Simon, do your worst

All right, so I'm at the DMV the other day. Long lines. Long lines at the DMV

All right, so we covered the hygiene, no collared shirts

All right, so..

All right, stand aside. It's about time I did my fatherly duty

All right, Stewie. Let her rip.

All right, thank you.

All right, that's a wrap

All right, that's enough

All right, that's it. Jeremy must be destroyed

All right, that's the last of the Reese's Pieces.

All right, then, let's do it!

All right, then. $12.43

All right, then. One, two, three. Green light

All right, wait here, Stewie, while Mommy gets the cement blocks

All right, we'll get on that.

All right, we're done.

All right, well, where is she? 'Cause I need her now!

All right, whip them out, woman.

All right, you all set, honey?

All right, you caught me

All right, you don't want to come in? Fine. I'll just tie you to this parking meter

All right, you got me.

All right, you guys look like a good crowd.

All right, you guys, I got eight crates of ipecac from Mort, all on my tab

All right, you know what?

All right, you're gonna love this. So... Hang on a sec

All right! Raise some hell!

All right? Just get off it.

All right.

All right. 2:00. I'll see you then

All right. All right, see you later. Don't forget

All right. All right. Give me "Sperm Dumpster

All right. All right. That's it. That's enough.

All right. But one more incident like the one at the bowling alley..

All right. Come here.

All right. Fantastic then.

All right. Go on. Get out of here.

All right. Heads, Rhode Island. Tails, Ca ca poo poo pee pee shire.

All right. How about we go around the room and everyone can say..

All right. I made a touchdown.

All right. I'll go

All right. I'm on it.

All right. Keep it in your mouth, rock star.

All right. Now we play it cool.

All right. Our goal here is to gain a command of the English language.

All right. Out of my way. Move aside.

All right. There he goes. Let's move.

All right. Well, can you stop this thing so we can get off?

All right. Who wants to buy some Peterotica? Ten bucks a pop.

All right...

All that's left is for Brooke to meet their families

All the answers have to do with something here at the school.

All the great taste of regular Pepsi but without the troublesome opacity.

All the subtle nuances in my performance

All the things that make us

All the way to the bathroom and doing it there.

All these guys just coming on to me

All things are possible through the Lord God, Arthur Fonzarelli, Son.

All this singing is contagious. I'll sing, too.

All those years of you rejecting me finally made sense.

All ticketed Passengers for Flight 2378 to Reno, Nevada..

All we know is it's a skinny white guy...

All we need is one incriminating entry in this datebook, and that's our ticket to...

All you've done his whole life is treat him like crap,

Allow me

Almost done. Almost done. Almost done. Okay, let's go.

Almost there. Eat my dust, Lois.

Almost. Almost. Almost

Alone again.

Also in the news, some trouble at St. Phillips Church.

Also, scientists announced today..

Also, we perpetuate the ideal

Although I never did get the cat calling right.

Although I suppose they're not the first couple to have problems

Although it's not the first time you've surprised me

Although, I got to admit,

Although, you know, he's kind of here, Lois.

Always been better than the right one

Always gets me where I need to go

Always nice to meet a fan.

Alyssa is all alone.

Alyssa, hi.

Am I talking to myself up there?

Am I touching the outside of a house?

Amen.

An earthquake wouldn't wake them up.

And a little more about the creepy crawlies..

And a one and a two.

And all I can think about is having a piece of Navy cake.

And all the other beloved children's characters

And all the sex, and all the nudity, and all the poop.

And all the success with the family band is only making it worse.

And also with you.

And an applicator that looks like Jodie Foster's knuckles.

And animated shows that make jokes about farting. This is the latter

And another that says "Sperm Dumpster" and they're all written in glitter.

And as far as I'm concerned, it's either him or me

And as we watch Griffin doing this,

And as you know, one call equals a billion people

And at the end of the day, if you're exhausted

And at the very last minute, you saved us all.

And be aware that there's crap in the corners of your mouth.

And before you fly off the handle, you may want to think about it.

And being there's no women around, we're gonna have to have an orgy

And beneath that is a rapist

And bigger and then pops?

And black guys, by and large, they're not so helpful on a fishing vessel.

And by the way, the word "colored" still flies down there. So, get your fill.

And can also severely damage your brain tissue,

And chow down, huh, porky?

And cleanup is as easy as catching a ball in a cup.

And condoms for sexual relations with our classmates

And could you also get another towel?

And date

And did you remember to clean up afterwards?

And dinosaurs show up to eat the remains. You've seen the news.

And don't ever let me catch you guys in Quahog!

And don't worry. If Mr. Furley comes by, I'll make sure he thinks you're..

And enjoying America's prosperity following World War I,

And even if they were, who cares?

And eventually, they made it to the North

And everyone's favorite...

And find a nice quiet field to do long division in?

And find out what's special about you

And for that, I apologize

And frankly, you smell bad

And from the moment that piece of off color blue comedy was uttered,

And gadgets and whatnot,

And gave them new names.

And get some astringent to get rid of that thing

And God and his roommate Chugs were arm wrestling.

And had to refill them with my own sperm.

And hated others just for being different

And have my wife say, "Hello, how was your day?" That's impossible for you

And he doesn't seem at all affected by it.

And he gave me the tapes for Christmas

And he got me in the bedroom with a lead pipe.

And he is suffering from a temporary toxic anemia

And he plays by no one's rules but his own

And he's a very powerful man

And her last name was Quagmire.

And here comes the heroic blind man.

And here I was, thinking I was making a difference.

And here we thought the weed was inspiring us.

And here.

And his Abercrombie & Fitch long sleeved, open stitched..

And his ocular misadventures made him a star.

And hoping each time that his next leap would be the leap home.

And how suddenly it can be taken away.

And I agreed with her

And I am looking forward to getting to know you while we're here

And I am sorry

And I buy groceries.

And I can't get in there 'cause somebody busted the lock

And I did a few things in West Quahog I'm not proud of.

And I didn't cheat

And I don't even know how to get ahold of her

And I don't like the contraction apostrophe E M.

And I don't want Lois to know about it.

And I don't want to tie up the line. So, I guess..

And I enjoyed shooting Skeet.

And I felt wonderful with all those things filling that hole

And I figure, I don't know, I thought maybe we could be friends again, huh?

And I figured I'd come to you since you were always good at reeling her in

And I figured you either get busy talking

And I gotta tell you, Peter, I just don't think I have it in me.

And I guess they must have forgotten about me.

And I have James Woods

And I have to say, honestly, I don't approve

And I haven't looked back.

And I just don't think it's working out

And I just might reach into your brain and do this

And I know just how to do it

And I know just who to talk to

And I love it when amateurs sing the lyrics.

And I love weed

And I need absolute concentration.

And I noticed your high school reunion is coming up.

And I saw your article

And I say, " Those are my father's cards. You can't just leave them there.

And I still find Six Feet Under pretentious

And I think I got it

And I think it's a bum rap that just because I'm retarded..

And I think it's just great. Hanging up now

And I think one of his new teeth may have

And I think you'll find all your guards quite incapacitated.

And I thought, "Oh, man, I got to get in on that. "

And I told you boys to pick up your clothes!

And I took a dump in the church confessional...

And I turned it down.

And I want to build something crazy out of spite.

And I want to thank the devil, too.

And I wanted it to be true. So I pretended to be something I'm not.

And I was gonna go out with him when I was ready to settle for him

And I was hoping you could loan me $7 billion to publish it.

And I was just inspired to get up on that stage.

And I was just wondering, how's he been behaving at school?

And I was just... I was wondering,

And I was trying to fill that hole with all kinds of expensive objects and things.

And I... I get to the scene where all the guys

And I'd like to make you filthy rich rock stars

And I'd like to welcome you to Quahog's Fifth Annual Talent Show.

And I'll always turn it down

And I'll be here to entertain you and love my life

And I'll help you..

And I'll pronounce it funny for a nickel

And I'm going to be kicking my dad's ass all day today.

And I'm going to do stuff to her, too, like, touch her.

And I'm gonna build an entire multiplex.

And I'm just calling to let you know..

And I'm looking for the son of a bitch responsible.

And I'm sure that's what they say, too.

And I'm telling you, this has got to be some kind of prank.

And I'm the one who should pay, not my whole family.

And I've a good mind to get into my PJ's and have a pillow fight with you.

And I've got a proposal that I guarantee you can't refuse.

And I've grown fond of you, Lois.

And I've just established the Church of Captain Stubing.

And I've never had any problem with gays before,

And if anyone knows of any reason why these two should not be married,

And if I do that, what was the point of coming back to college?

And if that doesn't do it, you could always just work hard and be polite.

And if this is Mom, send money because we're college students

And if you can find them, maybe you can hire The A Team

And if you count higher each time,

And if you don't pass, you are not in the class.

And if you hit it, I'll be unharmed, and your plan will be foiled.

And if you look off the left side of the ship...

And if you manage to inspire even one person to embrace those values

And in greater numbers

And in the event of your death..

And initial here..

And is a very bad boy

And is he the head of the household?

And it cost me $900 for the six weeks of unicycle lessons.

And it is the cornerstone of our Wednesday night lineup

And it just slammed me into a mountain

And it looks like it has to be me.

And it plays a tune that's fun for the young children

And it sort of turns out that I'm technically mentally retarded

And it was.

And it's all 'cause of you guys. You know what?

And it's dark, she sits in the water.

And it's healthy for us, too

And it's so obvious I don't care about the family

And it's weather treated with a mixture

And James William Bottomtooth.

And Joe's dead from the waist down

And just so you know, everything in there

And just, you know, buy a farm somewhere..

And just, you know, just buy a farm somewhere and let them all..

And let them all run free, you know

And like I tell you every day, if I come back in the middle of the afternoon

And look at this. There's even a couple of nuts lodged in there.

And look what happened

And lots of parking in the rear.

And lumber back to your hideout, defeated

And make a home with a skinny, hairless Filipino boy.

And maybe you can cut out when I said junk earlier, the whole Chevy Chase thing

And Meg even went on a date with the announcer from the Super Friends

And more time working on that novel you've been working on.

And my fingers are too thick.

And my posse's representing West Side

And never came down again.

And no brother of mine is gonna be cooped up in some insane asylum.

And not just an illusion, huh?

And now back to 1943's Fast Talking High Trousers.

And now back to Disney's Too Many Ostriches starring Don Knotts.

And now back to ESPN's exclusive coverage

And now back to Jaws V, Fire Island.

And now back to Old People Agree With Arnold Palmer.

And now back to The Facts of Life

And now back to The Kids' Choice Awards..

And now back to The Sound of Music.

And now back to Two and a Half Men

And now he's offering to help you.

And now I have it because I have you

And now I play the waiting game

And now it just cost me the best job I ever had

And now our house is gone and we got no place to stay.

And now this.

And now to test my teleportation pods.

And now, back to America's favorite game show..

And now, back to Blind Justice.

And now, back to Jake and the Fatman

And now, ladies and gentlemen..

And now, Mr. Griffin, I want that film

And now, our final performance of the night.

And now, some Channel five exclusive footage

And now, stay tuned for Three's Company

And now, thanks to you, it's an old barn with a sign on it.

And now, to fire the starting gun..

And on this beautiful new china. You guys have a lot of new stuff

And perhaps just as serious, my wife left me!

And Phil Hartman, and Chris Farley, and Horatio Sanz? Sweet!

And pictures of boys in their underwear, so

And probably overweight viewers

And prove to me you truly are the sole king of Camelot..

And Quagmire is out of this neighborhood

And Ramen Noodles,

And Renee Zellweger should only be the cute friend at best.

And rounded up two of every animal.

And sayeth he, " Reassembleth will I the pieces of my motorcycle,

And see if he soiled himself.

And she looks like a foot

And she was saying that you weren't a very good actor

And so they set off on their escape to the North.

And solar winds..

And some Excedrin. My wife's got a headache this big

And somebody is coming at you with a knife, huh?

And sometimes I like to dot the "I"

And sometimes I open the back part and I pee in there, so that when you flush

And Stewie may never be able to ride in a car again

And take me dancing tonight

And take you around the freaking world, Brian

And thank you, Agent Jessup, for your comically misleading remarks.

And that comes on a ripped pair of boxer shorts.

And that the exit is... Well, I don't know how else to say this,

And that's gonna make y'all billionaires...

And that's just wrong.

And that's pretty much all there is to it.

And that's the way it's gonna stay

And the Batman symbol.

And the best way to do that is to show what a terrible father Cleveland is.

And the chapters are only about two pages long.

And the clown face is just a clown face. Enjoy it

And the doctors say I'll smell like French fries for the next six months.

And the F 16s doing aerial acrobatics,

And the Grammy for Album of the Year goes to..

And the half yogurt with the balled up tissue in it.

And the motion carries. The janitor's new nickname is Sweepy

And the noblest of all those early creatures was the dinosaur.

And the only one that'll take you is the worst football team in Europe,

And the only way I'm gonna pass is if I cheat

And the other night, I had to do a...

And the other thing is, Lois, hi, he's a dog

And the Pentagon?

And the severed hook was hanging from the door handle...

And the speech thing, and what you're doing with your eye...

And the way it always seems like he's chewing,

And the winner, by technical knockout, weighing in at 67 pounds,

And their fancy hats, and their fresh strawberries

And their lives haven't changed at all.

And their vessel was swept to the bottom of the briny deep

And then a Nazi came!

And then an evil pots and pans robot!

And then end with something good

And then I pee in your toilet and don't flush?

And then I say, "You have to, it's 52 Pickup. "

And then I'd cut you.

And then just forgot about it.

And then later he got in a wreck, and the airbag didn't deploy.

And then me and my friends from Cobra Kai are gonna take you down, man.

And then our second honeymoon's back on track.

And then she's all, "Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah

And then the drug dog would be...

And then we also have a girl from Omaha who's hiding a banana

And then you'll jump in your truck and speed off,

And then, all of a sudden, he saw her

And then, the dog...

And then, who's dead, huh? You.

And there they saw a rock

And there you have it. Coming up next, watch me shave.

And there's a giant Oprah sticker on the front

And they paid their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

And they said that he's in the poorhouse now, yeah.

And they say, "Well, what if I just leave them there?"

And they were taking eczema and touching each other.

And they've gotten so engorged from the weaning,

And this guy knew his stuff. Made me a Mojito

And this is called waiting in line at the movies.

And this is for laughing and looking at the camera...

And this is our writers' lounge where you'll meet some of our contributors

And this is the hand that caused all the trouble.

And this is the story of his roots.

And this was good dope. I mean, it was growing everywhere

And this week in Home Ec, we're teaching your kids..

And threaten the landed gentry

And to think, Brian, I was, like, a day away from having sex with you

And tonight on CBS News..

And touch her penis.

And tried to have sex with your unconscious body?

And until you pay off the debt, you'll do whatever job he wants you to do.

And was struck blind, deaf, and dumb

And we all know that men have certain needs.

And we all know what happens in those prison showers. I've seen Oz

And we are gonna have Jasper's wedding here.

And we both have to buy Patrick a steak.

And we got sidetracked by idle conversation.

And we have that kind of happiness, Peter.

And we need money for books and highlighters,

And we thought there might be a place for us to sing on the next album

And we will be back.

And we'll all be Happy Gilmore.

And we'll challenge the Patriots to a game, and we'll kick their ass!

And we'll escape the darkness

And we'll take it from there. So...

And we're all next. The Fat Guy Strangler's gonna get us.

And we're back with Fox Celebrity Boxing

And we're gonna get our share.

And we're here to stop you from destroying it

And what you can do to please it

And what's with those Starbucks, huh? They're everywhere

And wheelchair ninjas, and Nazis, and pots and pans robots show up to kill you,

And when I've carried out my plan, he won't know what hit him,

And when it hits, it'll be bigger than Uncle Sam's nipples.

And where would I fit in with the fun time?

And who could forget that classic episode of The Waltons?

And who could forget...

And who do I talk to about those long lines at the ATM?

And who left the wet towel on the bed?

And whoever's toe that is, I appreciate your enthusiasm...

And you and I are to be married on the first warm, sunny day of spring

And you are gonna stop singing at that crazy club.

And you can sort of taste it?

And you guys take turns. You know?

And you know what you are, Brian?

And you know what? I'm gonna take that chance...

And you look like if I touched you, you'd be sticky..

And you plow the car into a tree?

And you should be ashamed of yourself for locking up your own son.

And you start seeing Stuckey's.

And you'll get to touch these.

And you're having sex with somebody, I'll kill you both.

And you're just lovely. Would you like a carrot?

And you're just using it to escape from your problems at home

And you've only spent $1.50.

And your face is dripping wet, well, that just means you did a good job.

And your life's not gonna change because of it

And your wife is this piece of pie?

And, by the way, let's be clear.

And, do you see the culprit or culprits in this courtroom today?

And, hey, you've distracted everyone from the Dig 'Em statue,

And, I think it's 'cause he's not spending enough time with you.

And, in the meantime, you're grounded, Chris

And, Lois, get ready to laugh.

And, Peter, I got a surprise for you

And, Peter, you brought this on yourself by putting on those filthy shows

And, second of all, no freaking way.

And, uh it's game night.

And, uh, boy, that TV looks nice.

And, uh, I'll take the hat rack.

And, uh, you know, I don't like to be "this guy,"

And, you know, between you and me, I think it's a stitch..

And, you know, I just wanted to ask..

And, you know, maybe you and me could be pals

And...

Angela, Angela, come here. Check this out.

Another "Q."

Another outburst like that, Mr. Griffin, and I'll extend the sentence.

Any last words?

Any other problems you have, too,

Anybody home?

Anyone buy wheel get dead bird.

Anyone else want to feel my Weebok in their g****s?

Anyone say about anything

Anyone who doesn't want to go to war is gay

Anyone?

Anyone? Anyone?

Anything new with corn?

Anything to wear a dress, huh?

Anything?

Anything..

Anyway, I got a fax earlier about cheap airfare to Cancun

Anyway, I got big news, and I'll tell you over dinner. Greek. On me.

Anyway, it was a horrible place

Anyway, let's talk this thing through.

Anyway, my point is that..

Anyway, thanks for putting him up.

Apache Chief, put the satellite on the roof

Apologize? I cheat on you and you apologize to me?

Are quite compelling.

Are sitting around on the easy chairs...

Are they? Probably not. No.

Are you a giving tree or a receiving tree?

Are you calling me gay?

Are you dead?

Are you firing me?

Are you kidding, Lois? They're Portuguese

Are you kidding? I couldn't miss watching you crash and burn

Are you kidding? I'm telling everybody. Giggity Goo Ga!

Are you kidding? You're a monster

Are you okay?

Are you out of your mind? You can't sell me, you fat son of a bitch!

Are you saying I am a klepto?

Are you sure Stewie can find his way out?

Are you sure this is a good idea?

Are you sure you took it? Because I'd believe you if you said you didn't.

Are you telling me that my daughter was deflowered..

Are... Are you robbers?

Aren't you gonna go do your little turn on the catwalk, Lois?

Armando, Armando, it is for the children.

Armando, do you have the rent?

Around the park one more time, Bitterman.

Arthur, if you are able to draw the sword from the stone..

As 78% of Americans at that time

As a construction worker in New York.

As a ditch digger or a motel maid or a hooker

As a matter of fact, let's make it official.

As a poet might say, she was the kind of woman

As badly as Peter fit in with The Proclaimers.

As beautiful as an HBO minority fairytale

As far as I'm concerned, his name is Dig Them.

As Germany takes its rightful place as ruler of the world!

As he talks with local man Peter Griffin,

As he's already eaten and might throw up.

As insulted as Kitty Kelley..

As long as you play kickass rock and roll and do this with your tongue.

As my half elf mage wields his plus five holy avenger

As soon as your husband gives me what I want, you're free to go.

As to why this court should return custody of your children to you?

Ashton, come here.

At a karaoke bar, doesn't mean you have what it takes to form a band

At an '80s TV convention

At least part black. Or Hispanic.

At McDonald's with a bag full of burgers.

At my signal, unleash hell!

Family Guy - Season 4
Family Guy is an animated television show created by Seth MacFarlane. Season 4 of Family Guy first aired in 2005 and has since become a beloved part of the show's extensive repertoire. Known for its sharp wit, irreverent humor, and memorable characters, this season takes viewers on a wild and hilarious ride through the fictional town of Quahog, Rhode Island. The main cast members of Family Guy include Seth MacFarlane, who voices multiple characters such as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, and Brian the dog. Alex Borstein lends her voice to Lois Griffin, Peter's wife, while Seth Green provides the voice for Chris Griffin, their teenage son. Mila Kunis voices Meg Griffin, the socially awkward and often mistreated daughter, and Mike Henry takes on the role of the Griffins' neighbor, Cleveland Brown. In season 4, fans are taken on a series of comedic adventures with the Griffin family. From absurd flashbacks to satirical jabs at pop culture references, each episode is filled with hilarious moments that keep audiences entertained throughout. The show's unique blend of slapstick humor, cultural commentary, and non-sequitur gags make it a favorite among fans of all ages. Family Guy's fourth season is also known for its memorable guest appearances. Notable guest stars during this season include Patrick Warburton, who voices Joe Swanson, a paraplegic police officer and Peter's close friend; James Woods, who hilariously parodies himself in multiple episodes; and Seth MacFarlane himself, who lends his voice to various minor characters throughout the season. If you're a fan of Family Guy and want to relive the hilarious moments from season 4, you're in luck! You can easily play and download the sounds from this season here. Whether it's Stewie's scheming voice or Peter's trademark laugh, these sounds will transport you back to the crazy, animated world of Quahog. Family Guy - Season 4 is a must-watch for fans of the show and anyone who appreciates clever and off-the-wall humor. With its talented cast, witty writing, and memorable characters, this season continues to entertain audiences, even years after its initial release. So grab a bowl of popcorn, settle in, and get ready to laugh your way through the adventures of the Griffin family in season 4 of Family Guy.
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