Roger The Alien Soundboard Edit

American girls

Anerxrexic aliens

Argh argh

Argh argh ba argh

Argh ha ha ha

Arghhhhh

Awlful

Baaa

Bastard

Be a little more grateful

Bear claw in my ass

Big piece of groatchy pie

Bitch 1

Bitch 2

Calm down

Can someone tell him to back off

Clean that up bitch

Crying

Dammit I don't care

Damn

Dating a pool guy

Did you see where they went

Didn't order rude service

Dimmer switches

Do you know what you've done

Don't be starting

Don't cry

Don't you know I like you

Dumbass

Every 6 years

Fat ass carpet bagger

Giant load of crap

Go to hell

Godsontik

Goodnight

Hello 1

Hello 2

Hello 3

Herrrrrr

Hey dumbass

Hey i'm roger nice to meet ya

Hi can you please help me

Hibernation cycle

Honey i'm home

How dare you

How else can I get you to listen

I am beutiful

I am not a loser

I am not ugly

I can't die

I could't help it

I don't deserve to die for that

I got an idea

I gotta go

I hate this place

I thought I was your pal

I'll come down there

I'm a good listener

I'm a star

I'm gonna make you cry

I'm not ugly

I'm praying to you

I'm so so sorry

Is your refriderator running

It's not my fault I don't feel well

It's past noon you're already high

Jamacin me crazy

Let me talk to the fish

Lets give it a few more minutes

Look in your heart

Maybe

Mind your own buissness

Morning everybody

Morning friendly

My reproductive cycle

My species is ammune

No 1

No 2

No 3

No i'm not in the mood

No of course not

No you wouldn't want to hear about it

Noooo

Now I never want to see you again

Oh

Oh come on

Oh god I'm out

Oh god the guilt

Oh i'm sorry to fabulous

Oh ouch

Oh that was classic

Oh what fresh hell is this

Oh yeah

Oh yeah blame the alien

Oh yeah ok no problem

Ok 1

Omg 1

Omg everything is gravy

Omg how upset are you 1

Omg how upset are you 2

Omg I am freaking out

Once every 7 hours

Ouch

Pretty sure I asked for

Really

Right I should probably wait

Roger 1

Roger 2

Roger the clumbsy alien

Saudi arabia

Seriously

Shh shh don't speak

Smells like crap

Soon as your dead

Sorry about that

Thanks

That is an outrage

That sounded

That's for taking my cookie

The black guys

Thinking something vibrant

This is gonna be life changing

This is not us

Tina

Treat me like a door mat why don-t ya

Tuesday

Was gonna do it yesterday

Water and power department

Well I could get my feelings hurt

What 1

What are you doing

What the hell

What the hell is this

What ya doing

What year is it

Where am I gonna get my fix

Whores bath

Woah no at ah

Wow

Yeah 1

Yeah 2

Yeah run

Yeah the boss is being a real..

You bastard 1

You bastard 2

You can't do this it-s not right

You disgust me

You don't respect me

You gotta come get me

You take that back

You're a beast a beast

You're going to jail

You're so adorable