Fresh Off the Boat - Season 3 Edit

A "road grump"?

A and it skips.

A bandit?

A break? Allison, I...

A brunette with electric green eyes

A bunch of white kids made fun of my food,

A challenge on my life.

A clean slate for the New Year!

A comic book stores nationwide.

A couple of gals... Me and Honey.

A couple servers is the only staff we need.

A creative man.

A crew pie!

A day off spent searching for the leaf

A fair and unbiased juror?

A family is supposed to do things for each other,

A fictional human rights injustice.

A funeral? What a lousy turnout.

A girl slaughtered her family with a shovel

A good businessman values his own time, right?

A good summer.

A great golfer we all admire.

A great smile really makes you stand taller.

A hot tub?

A house in Gulf Mist Estates.

A job at Saks to be an option,

A judgmental mother in law, and an emotional husband

A kid went missing on your watch.

A lady doctor.

A lady sat on half of my towel for 16 blocks.

A little crazy.

A little help would be nice.

A loose cannon downs more ships.

A lot more middle aged men than I thought.

A lot of it was, uh, you know, like, volleyball.

A lot of people contributed to this...

A machine with a heart, a heart that pumps efficiency.

A male nurse? You can't stop this guy.

A man should own his own house.

A man?

A million questions, like you're a criminal,

A mother begins her child's life

A motorized wheelchair for free!

A nightly patrol...

A party's a great way to celebrate Halloween.

A pastrami sandwich just sitting in our mailbox.

A perfect 50/50 weight split.

A rut? Or a groove?

A science lab that is an actual lab.

A small one.

A strict and tough parenting philosophy,

A substantial early bird discount.

A Tama what?

A Tickle Me Elmo.

A trash can through the window of Sal's Pizzeria?

A TV crew is going to shoot an infomercial

A usual and a "Randy," coming up.

A Venezuelan bowl of wooden fruit.

A voice crying for the truth.

A.k.a. The Notorious B.I.G.,

Aaaaaaah!

Aaah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! It came at me!

Aah! Ugh! Aaaah!

Aah! Where's my bed?!

Abe, sounds like Abe,

About building up the restaurant and then selling it.

About dandelions? I know.

About having to give an acceptance speech.

About her black mailman?

About how you're gonna get me back into St. Orlando's.

About my lifts.

About our cultural heritage to make life easier.

About our long term plans.

About sticking to the plan.

About the blazer scandal.

About the criminal incident in your file.

About the dishwasher, eating my papaya.

About valuing my time, and it was good.

About who killed Tupac...

About you wanting to own your own house.

About your first grown up haircut,

Above all, Sparrow Scouts are loyal friends.

Above the bar so people could watch the Olympics.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. It's the friends discount.

According to this,

According to this,

Act Two.

Acting, singing, puppeteering.

Actually, 'bon's wearing off.

Actually, Evan is good enough.

Actually, I am.

Actually, I have a serious issue I would like to discuss.

Actually, I would like to stay.

Actually, I'll have the "Randy."

Actually, I've been thinking about the advice you gave me

Actually, it was me.

Actually, photography is prohibited.

Actually, that's a good reminder that everyone is eligible.

After a while, I got used to it.

After an explosive start and a lengthy courtship,

After dark with strange men.

After everything I went through to get that toy,

After giraffes and elephants and monkeys.

After I just gave you the winner?

After Marvin and his dentist friends

After me...

After subtracting Grandma's cut, the cost of fabric

After that, I got inspired to paint,

After that, I had a whole new appreciation

After the whole Kathy Lee Gifford controversy.

After this, we go home, quietly unpack our snacks,

After we wash them in the sink?

After what happened this morning.

After you win, you and that turkey

After you're done with it,

After your green card expired.

After your incident?

Again, I was just venting.

Again, we don't speak Spanish.

Again?

Again.

Against all enemies foreign and domestic.

Against King Crawdad...

Against the scourge of dead palm fronds...

Against you confessed she made it up.

Agreed.

Agreed. Nobody talks.

Ah ah ah ah...

Ah, don't be a ninny.

Ah, don't mind Ted.

Ah, don't tell me.

Ah, don't worry about it.

Ah, good enough.

Ah, good morning.

Ah, just inspecting my property,

Ah, Louis. Hey, the place looks great.

Ah, no.

Ah, now, ladies and gentlemen,

Ah, so he gets a pass 'cause he's a nerd.

Ah, who cares if he's my baby?

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! It's Jewel!

Ah! Oof.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Hey.

Ah. I remember I had a guys' weekend

Ah. Who could that be?

Aha!

Ahh!

Ahh.

Ahoy?

Ain't my first rodeo.

Ain't you a livin' doll?

Alarm clocks, tennis rackets.

Alec, he knows!

Alison? Yeah.

All board! Yay! You know it.

All Christmas movies are great, just like all Denzel movies.

All day, I've been helping Nicole with her science project.

All debts, disputes, and grudges have to be resolved

All for a day that we have no cultural ties to.

All hell will break loose.

All I mean is that

All I said was that you were a sore loser.

All I want is for you to be happy.

All I'm saying is

All I'm saying is, for this

All in a line at the top of my list.

All in favor?

All in.

All of the artists

All over that ******* Community Center.

All precincts went to Bill Clinton.

All reasons you wanted me there.

All right, a few of us will share first.

All right, boys. Take your time.

All right, come on, everybody.

All right, everybody ready?

All right, everybody.

All right, everybody. We're home!

All right, G dubs, what tunes should we listen to tonight?

All right, game night is just getting warmed up.

All right, I'll just have what Sandy's having.

All right, let's get this going.

All right, Mom, I'll put it away!

All right, talk to me, Eddie.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. I admit it. I used the dishwasher.

All right. Okay.

All right. Places everyone! Here we go.

All rise!

All sixth grade lockers start with the number four,

All still in boxes.

All stolen merchandise comes out of Howie's paycheck.

All tees look extra long

All the answers are "Winston Churchill" or "the Red Sox."

All the cool kids do it.

All the English she knows is from Garfield comics.

All the people here are top notch.

All the time.

All these political ads... you know they're just

All these years, you were acting like you weren't a romantic,

All this trouble for a holiday.

All those years,

All we have to do is walk over there and...

All you do is play with him!

All you do is,

All you had to do was say you're here on a green card,

Alleged wife.

Allison likes Shakespeare?

Allison, there's something I have to tell you.

Allison's making us see the new "Romeo and Juliet" movie.

Allow me to demonstrate.

Allows me to rescind the sale.

Already?

Already? He's only 9.

Also not a fan... Bad for her teeth.

Also sounds like a dog's name.

Also, come down to Blimpie's.

Also, I gathered two bags of just garbage.

Also, I put $1 into the meter.

Also, lunch today is burger bar.

Also, the old glass has a prescription drug problem.

Also, there's some cash in here.

Although I might have

Although, pineapple cake does sound good.

Always ask the customer what it is

Always bet on bass.

Always having to be the hard ass.

Always nice to meet a fan.

Always packin'.

Am I ever gonna find out where the red fern grows?

Am I supposed to answer?

Am I the cheese or the cracker tube?

Am I the ineffective parent?

Amber.

American politics is so boring compared to Taiwan.

Amongst the jury, along with a gift.

Amy Tan has lived life.

An African American golfer.

An apology, from Lazy Boy to Nice Man.

An Asian boy named Winterbottom. Okay, sure, all right.

An eight and a half.

An embarrassing thing about me, I'd be fine with it.

An entire case of mushroom soup for $4.99?

An extra $4 a month.

An Extraordinary Ability Visa.

An infomercial? What's that?

An old folks home? Are we visiting someone?

And "Tallahassee" is a small casino next to a swamp.

And a beautiful face, I want it.

And a guy dressed like a crawdad.

And a hell of a dentist.

And a soft Starburst.

And a steady supply of green apple Blow Pops.

And act like it's all I have to offer.

And after that, I sponsored Grandma,

And also the teacher thing. Especially the teacher thing.

And an anonymous tip line that will ring directly to me.

And an economical way to dry your trunks, huh?

And an R rated pen in Dad's closet

And audio books, not...

And back away.

And balanced in the water.

And band together to pick up the slack

And being there, that's all I could think about.

And Blow Pops, how much money did we make?

And brushes past Amber,

And carried me around like this...

And Chioma Ajunwa is going to take the gold.

And covered our straggler's last $12.

And cut. Cut, cut, cut. Onions, onions.

And Deb doesn't let anyone leave when McLachlan is playing.

And decrease mailbox sandwiches in our neighborhood.

And destroy him.

And did some research on the tractor manufacturer.

And DJ Pooh.

And do you ever ask yourself, "Why?"

And don't benefit my family.

And drop them in the bottom of the ocean.

And Eddie and your hair adjusting to the humidity.

And Eddie spit laughed spaghetti all over me.

And Emery is out.

And Evan loved it so much,

And everybody else knows that they are not the best.

And everything's going to just be handed to him,

And fax David Letterman Top 10 lists.

And fax it to the homeowners at their hotel.

And finally, speaking only in Mandarin.

And found two illegal immigrants...

And gathering all the good stuff

And get needles all over the floor.

And get ready for fight night.

And get ready to feel this.

And get straight up blasted!

And going out with you this past year

And good luck finding free parking in this city. Hmm.

And got skittish.

And grilled us about how we met.

And guess what I saw.

And had enough time to rent "Courage Under Fire."

And handle it."

And have a Combo.

And he did it anyway.

And he found it in my room.

And he goes, "No.

And he refuses to believe he's losing his hearing.

And he still had enough anger inside him to shoot Tupac?

And he was more effective.

And he's definitely African American.

And he's trying to steal my money.

And heard them saying they were gonna recast you.

And help them learn golf.

And helps me be better in all the other parts of my life.

And here are 17 reasons why you should let me go.

And here are the reasons why.

And here is your plan.

And here's the thing about flat management structure...

And hired back again... Mitch.

And hit the road from there.

And Honey was giving me a tour of the teacher's lounge.

And how about Carol Joan telling us

And how about Marvin?

And how about those mini quiches? Am I right?

And how does it work on that salad?

And how does it work on that salad?

And how does it work on that salad?

And how I'm asking, as Brian's friend,

And I always thought that, maybe one day,

And I ask that you take his photo down from your shame wall

And I can't believe you're in the pocket of big insurance.

And I caught her in a rare good mood.

And I certainly wouldn't be here tonight

And I did lie about it, but I didn't steal the CD.

And I didn't realize this was a women's college.

And I don't expect Emery to have to finish it by himself.

And I don't mean to offend you,

And I don't mean to offend you,

And I don't mean to offend you...

And I don't trust myself out there alone.

And I don't want that to happen to me here.

And I don't want to cost the taxpayers any more money.

And I feel like I can be myself around you.

And I figured out how old she is.

And I focused on his personal life.

And I get that.

And I got some porcelain mice figurines.

And I got you fired.

And I grabbed some sodas.

And I had to eat lunch with the janitor.

And I had to find a way to stay in this country,

And I happen to notice

And I have a terrible haircut.

And I heard sometimes

And I just got my biggest listing yet...

And I just signed?

And I know for a fact that it was octopus

And I like how you took away the possibility

And I like the shape of your head.

And I like to raise my hand to answer questions.

And I love business.

And I made 10 wishes,

And I made you easier on the eyes.

And I need to write down his number before I forget it.

And I notice that the lawn looks a little different.

And I picked the two best songs

And I probably would have missed that sign

And I promise that we'll find a way

And I promised myself when I had kids,

And I pushed my sons the way Earl pushed Tiger,

And I quote... "happily ever after."

And I really want to be clear when I say this...

And I respect them.

And I saw a story that really shook me up.

And I saw something.

And I sold cotton candy at the...

And I stand here not only as a result of that love,

And I stand here not only as a result of that love,

And I started reading her Shakespeare instead.

And I still have the Sweethearts.

And I take over the restaurant, carrying on the family business.

And I think he gives me the best chance.

And I think I finally got it.

And I think talking your feelings out with us

And I think the Neighborhood Watch

And I think we should take it.

And I think, somehow, bigger.

And I thought, "No, they wouldn't do that to me."

And I told him there was a locksmith at the mall.

And I told you to go get the tree without me,

And I update them every five years.

And I want you to come.

And I want you to hit this ball.

And I wasn't just doing it for me.

And I will never get in the way of that.

And I will wait till the final reminder letter

And I wish you the best of luck.

And I won't embarrass you by apologizing.

And I won't stop there.

And I work hard this year and in high school and college.

And I would like to buy a one way ticket to Marrakesh,

And I'd like to talk to you about Tiger Woods,

And I'll guide you, like a seeing eye dog except...

And I'll handle the rest.

And I'll have bad luck for the entire year.

And I'll make that my new challenge.

And I'll pay full price at your restaurant.

And I'll pretend I didn't notice

And I'll take Eddie, because he's...

And I'll take the carnivores?

And I'm a citizen because

And I'm a dumped man's rebound bride.

And I'm ahead of everyone in my class, too.

And I'm gonna kiss her.

And I'm hands off, in the background,

And I'm here to show you something.

And I'm just gonna say this one last time.

And I'm not driving all over town

And I'm not even on the clock yet.

And I'm not saying to go crazy during that window.

And I'm not sure who this Arabian Prince guy is.

And I'm supposed to split my tips with you. And I don't.

And I'm thinking, "Am I ready to die?"

And I've built a reputation as a cool person.

And I've got my Jodie Foster impression locked and loaded.

And if I was...

And if something's bothering you, you can just tell me.

And if that's not a success, I don't know what is.

And if that's what you want, you can have it.

And if the publisher likes it, they'll print it,

And in exchange, we get a second wife?

And in that time, I do activities I enjoy

And instead of stopping for lunch,

And instead, he put two of them on a boat?

And it has Leonardo DiCaprio.

And it just so happens that one of those professions...

And it lessens the side effects...

And it must've rolled into the street.

And it still won't make a difference.

And it was nice seeing you two get along for a change.

And it'll be a chance to practice public speaking skills

And it's a bit much.

And it's a quarter inch lift to get to 5'10".

And it's a solemn occasion, you know?

And it's all for a piece of paper

And it's frustrating,

And it's gonna be okay.

And it's like the whole thing never happened.

And it's not even my first language.

And it's not gonna be exactly like that,

And it's okay if you don't pay me back the $12.

And it's our pleasure, Ann.

And it's right next to the gym door.

And it's ruining game night for me.

And it's spring break, my busy season, so...

And it's time to diversify my brand.

And it's too late.

And it's worked out well for us so far.

And Kenny Rogers is doing so well

And last, just to be safe,

And laws of the United States of America

And let the car behind bump me into it

And let them lead the way."

And let you know your daughter will be in good hands

And let's roll cameras.

And listen to the soothing sounds of NPR.

And listen to your great ideas.

And look at my hands, disappointed.

And look at that trophy. My gosh!

And look what happened to them.

And make my wishes known to Mom.

And make ourselves a little cannibal stew, huh?

And make some popcorn and stuff it in the pockets.

And making my blazer smell like London.

And Marvin doesn't believe in buying things

And meet the old boys from dental school.

And met in the bathroom line,

And mine doesn't.

And Mom and Dad are out of the house?

And Mom lost it.

And Mommy's going, "Are you saying I didn't buy them here?

And most importantly... I have to thank...

And must be stricken from the record

And my Student Visa runs out in a week.

And Nate Dogg, who is in no relation to Snoop Dogg,

And never talk about them again.

And next thing I knew, I had the part.

And none of the boys have done their homework.

And not mention Benny.

And not my lucky red...

And not to brag, but the pantry looks incredible.

And not too rough on the old pocketbook.

And now for the posthumous premiere

And now he goes there instead of here with me.

And now it's gone.

And now she gets to stay here forever.

And now she's telling the neighborhood ladies

And now that we're here,

And now the one thing that was supposed to help

And now there's mayo in the mustard jar.

And now Tiger is a champion.

And now we can't afford to live in it.

And now we have big mustard.

And now you'll be an American butterfly.

And now you're going to want to take my picture.

And now... it's not.

And one of me.

And one of my professo

And ordering drumsticks in iambic pentameter?

And ours is seeing that big peanut, okay?

And owner of a Blimpie Subs & Salads.

And people will think we're sophomores.

And pick up the raffle prize.

And play "GoldenEye" the day it comes out.

And play a little switcheroo with the trick or treaters.

And playing Scrabble while I watch you get old?

And possibly make millions.

And praise Evan.

And pre paid the processing fee a week ago.

And printed these out for our pizza tattoos.

And promise not to talk or sing around her for a year.

And pulled us together.

And put that away.

And quit stopping to reminisce.

And racial tensions were boiling over.

And realize there's more out there.

And restore your permanent resident status.

And right now, Mom's sick for the first time

And sailed around for 40 days.

And see if you weigh more than it yet.

And self sacrifice, trying to provide,

And she is not responsible when it comes to Nicole.

And she just bought it for you, just like that?

And she never stops.

And she said, "I hate teachers."

And she told me that I had high blood pressure.

And she was allergic to octopus, so I never got to eat octopus,

And she's doing great.

And she's the head of the glove department at Saks.

And she's the only person I talked to about this, I swear.

And she's way more fun than you.

And since you took away my allowance,

And sleep in our own beds

And slip it down our pant legs,

And so are you.

And so the bartender says, "Why the big pause?"

And soft.

And someone ate my papaya.

And someone else got those tickets.

And sometimes, kids don't need that.

And soon everybody will know about it!

And spontaneous, just like it was at the beginning.

And start making more of those jeans.

And sure,

And sure,

And take you on as a partner.

And talk about winning Small Businessman of the Year.

And taxes, we're barely scraping by.

And thank you, sir, for your seven years of membership.

And that I take this obligation freely, so help me God.

And that is a lie that protects you

And that is extremely undemocratic.

And that is why surveillance cameras,

And that'll be $20 for the Joan Baez record.

And that's all possible because of what you accomplished.

And that's for driving without license plates.

And that's how your Great Grandma Jessica

And that's it. That's my family tree.

And that's not even the best part.

And that's what you need to do with Allison.

And that's what you should do, too.

And that's when grades start to count.

And that's when I found this CD

And that's where I met my husband,

And that's whore face, the woman who stole my husband.

And the bear says...

And the big scissors I use to cut meat.

And the books don't lie.

And the canned goods are organized by expiration date.

And the doggies and the roosters.

And the electoral math doesn't work out for Dole.

And the first person I ever hired, fired,

And the footage of him dancing around the flames afterwards,

And the Karate Tortoise from two years ago?

And the next day she gave me this.

And the other is a Christmas present

And the plaque you hang on the wall is good.

And the restaurant was forced to close.

And the right moment is Valentine's Day.

And the teacher was all, "Ah! You convinced me!"

And then Connie stole the moment

And then do my homework.

And then fill up the Accord with the cheap, cheap gas.

And then flip the compliment into a critique.

And then give them to the boys the following year.

And then he got two of every animal on Earth

And then he ran into the bathroom.

And then he'll ask, "And how does it work on those salads?"

And then I can't even visit you because your door is blocked

And then I decided to take up Honey on her offer.

And then I decided to take up Honey on her offer.

And then I stopped listening.

And then I, as a friend, help you to fix it.

And then I'm gonna drop them off...

And then I'm gonna pop a "kiss me" Sweetheart

And then loop back to the dry cleaners,

And then Mommy's gonna be here to push him to push you.

And then on Wednesday we'll watch...

And then resenting them for not appreciating it.

And then the delivery man backed his truck over my lawn.

And then the lawyers will just send you home.

And then the wind just started blowing the gold away.

And then we see you waving your claw on TV.

And then we won't keep pushing to be better

And then we're gonna go stock up on fight snacks.

And then you can go in.

And then you can tell me all about it.

And then you eat some salad.

And then you just hand the dry cleaner your ticket, smile,

And then, eventually, I developed a pre game routine

And then, to get the tears flowing,

And then... And then I did the worm.

And there are upsides to organized religion.

And there is no way they could tie you back to Eddie.

And there's an easy way

And there's finally enough room for all of us.

And there's my real sister.

And there's no candy left here.

And these fools got jealous, so I invited them to join.

And they come on late at night

And they didn't get her homework done,

And they get credit for it?

And they said immobile seniors can qualify

And they said that we would discuss it

And they speak on behalf of the jury in the courtroom.

And they spend 25 minutes trying to figure out

And they still sent us these?

And they'll give it away for free

And they're not my friends anymore.

And think that I asked you to do it.

And this deal will let us do that.

And this is from the time I told a joke

And this never happened to you.

And this pimp cane, please.

And this time, we are keeping score,

And this time, we're prepared.

And this votive candle was burning

And this wedge is our private life.

And Thomas Haden Church is hilarious.

And those fake clangers on your chest,

And those people were in the same party.

And thought he could go to the mall and get one made?

And three, and four.

And threw them on the floor.

And time!

And to ask you to remember what it was like

And to be honest, myself is a little lazy.

And to be on "Wheel of Fortune" one day.

And to the saboteur who brought the cheesecake bars,

And today... Squat, diddly.

And together, we'll destroy Kenny Rogers.

And told him she was a racist.

And upgrading it to a fresh, new glass

And use it to call my mother.

And use this telescope to show her

And use those thoughts to destroy them.

And watch a 90 minute light comedy, too.

And we all want it to open back up as soon as possible,

And we can duck in and see if the letter's been delivered yet.

And we can go to Hardee's.

And we can return the prize turkey.

And we could've lost our friendship

And we found...

And we know everything about him.

And we put on our best face together.

And we should get to take pride in it too.

And we show them that we are a solid couple just like everyone else.

And we're down a yellow Starburst.

And we're gonna decide what goes and what stays.

And we're just at the beginning of ours.

And we're splitting a box of Goobers

And what about Nicole?

And what about you, Brian?

And what am I supposed to do?

And what do you do now?

And when did Nike release those?

And when I came back, she was gone.

And when we're together we form a whole pie.

And whenever he gets frustrated,

And while we all love the Eye

And whoever's player wins, is the parenting champion.

And why do we always have to push?

And why does this upset you so?

And with a student

And with that, Coney Island was born.

And you are a butt face.

And you are in big trouble.

And you completely forgot about me.

And you control the Koopas and the Boos.

And you could've gotten out of it

And you don't like to be touched.

And you get a big cash infusion.

And you get along with everybody.

And you have to let him see where this leads.

And you just let him go by himself?

And you just stir it right in.

And you know what they all were?

And you know?

And you may have noticed the molding is in place.

And you need to get a good grade on it.

And you said the words, "A little help would be nice."

And you share a romantic milkshake.

And you should've seen my calves.

And you shouldn't feel like you have to wait till I'm sick

And you spent the whole morning packing your pants.

And you thanked Marvin.

And you'll do better than any of those St. Orlando's kids.

And you'll do whatever you have to to help me get them.

And you'll return "Return of the King"?

And you're a Sparrow Scout, I can obviously trust you.

And you're always smiling.

And you're gonna say your line, which is,

And you're gonna start right now with your family tree project.

And you're good.

And you're new to brave little boys,

And you're okay with that?

And you're sure it's not that non alcoholic

And you've worked hard.

And your brother told us

And your camera, and we're back to where we started!

And your chest hair will be amazing.

And, apparently, quite hungry.

And, let me guess, you want me to make you a new one.