The Mighty Ducks: Game Changers (2021) - Season 1 Edit

A few of you may know me from the viral video of my mom.

A home rink, and a coach over the age of 21.

A little bit. Yeah. How old?

A little different than the Ducks of the '90s.

A three month free membership to the building's new gym.

Adorable.

After school?

Ah. I know. I'm in the car, actually.

Alex, we didn't see you at any of the clinics this summer.

ALEX: I still got it!

ALEX: I still got it!

ALEX: Ow, ow, ow!

ALEX: Telling my son, "Don't bother." You don't bother.

ALEX: You got it, you got it.

ALEX: You got it!

All day long! All day long.

All right, let's give it a shot.

All right, listen up.

ALL: "You don't bother, sir."

And all we need is a few more players.

And also, you get a free three month gym membership at the new building.

And anyway, who cares? Those guys don't deserve you.

And go to Magic: The Gathering conventions.

And he's still there.

And hopefully, what we're doing now will be over soon, too.

And I think you're in my Spanish class.

And I'm just saying

And I'm...

And just to remind you all,

And last but not least,

And now we have the Coon Rapids Cardinals!

And on a club team or whatever... It's just like...

And send.

And that is what makes you special.

And that's all for tonight on The Wraparound.

And the seed has been planted.

And they are encouraged.

And we're gonna go home and sit on the couch and eat them.

And why would you think I could even play for real?

And you're such an amazing video game goalie.

Anyway, I'm helping him put together a new team and we need a home rink.

Are you kidding me?

As reigning state champions, the Ducks are honored to host this event again.

At this age, if you can't be great at hockey,

Because now I'm starting a new team.

Because what I've realized

Believe me, I know that can be true. But...

Bottom line, is you gotta back off

But aren't you always saying "you can't measure heart"?

But at my age, if you're not already awesome,

But at this point, if you really wanna play hockey,

But him and his mom have often been our non ******* guests at Passover.

But I always felt like I was hanging on,

But I think I might have an inner rage that really needs an outlet.

But I'm a Mighty Duck. This is my team

But it doesn't bother me.

But it was summer vacation, so...

But it won't be on the Ducks.

But it's nice.

But not anymore.

But not for long. Because we're coming for yours.

But she's hustling to make this happen because she loves you.

But the second I was cut from the team, they cut me from their lives.

But the thing is, everything she said in that video was true.

But then I'd have to wear pants.

But wait. Who's gonna be your coach?

But would any of you want to join a ragtag,

But you have to be registered by Team Day this Friday,

Can I borrow a bathing suit, or is that weird?

Close. But you missed the cone.

Coach T seems to be sporting a new mullet with great flow.

COACH T: Change!

COACH T: Get that puck!

COACH T: Lean into it!

COACH T: Looking forward to a great season, everyone.

COACH T: Maybe you will.

COACH T: Step up, take the hit!

COACH T: These parents are serious, all right?

Come on, hey.

Come on, let's go. We're late. Woo hoo!

Come on, Nick

Come on! Let's go! Come on! Let's go! Let's go!

Coming in with an exclusive interview with Alex Morrow after her tragic breakdown.

COMMENTATOR: Boston is down a man after the hook...

COMMENTATOR: Injuries have plaguedthe squad...

Constantly being nervous and trying to fit in with this group.

Cool. Cool

Could we put a pin in this? I have got to go.

Did I hear the maintenance crew on their walkie talkies

Do not bring those to practice.

Do you slice his g****s?

Do you understand that there is about zero chance

Does no one see the insanity but me?

Does that seem normal to you?

Don't deny it. I saw you do it.

Don't hurt yourself.

Either way, it's over,

Ev! Hey!

Evan and Nick, we were playing against you all afternoon?

Evan Morrow in the house.

EVAN: (GRUNTS) Pass it. Just pass it. Hit the shot.

EVAN: All right. We just need one more player.

EVAN: I'm so sick of this! Why do I bother? "You don't bother."

EVAN: Thank you, Mrs. Koobler.

EVAN: This bag is bigger than me

Ever since I was cut, no one wants to be my friend.

Evil?

Excuse me, everyone. Hello.

Excuse me.

Eyes on the puck!

Finally.

First, I've seen your meltdown video.

Flying V! (CHEERS)

Forget it. We'll find it later.

Freaks.

Go ahead.

GORDON: Hey!

GORDON: Kid's right.

Great. I can solve all your problems.

Great. I mean, look at you now. (CHUCKLES)

Guys, check out your new rink.

Guys, guys, I think we did it

Guys! Shouldn't kids be able to play sports for fun?

Hand out these brochures and just sell it to them.

Hang back.

Hard around the edges, soft in the middle.

Hard pass. And apparently, I can't sit at the Ducks' table anymore.

Have you ever thought of playing hockey?

He invented the Flying V. He's a living legend.

He won't come out of his room.

He's magnificent.

He's played this game for 10,000 hours.

Head up.

Hello, and welcome to the Southeastern Minnesota Club Division Team Day!

Hello, everyone. My name is Evan.

Hello, ladies.

Hello?

Her name's Winnie.

Here he comes!

Here we go! Here we go!

Here's the long and short of it.

Here's the thing. We're starting a new hockey team.

Hey, Evan. Look, I'm so sorry you got cut.

Hey, is that your mom out there?

Hey, Nick.

Hey, Sam.

Hey, so I wanted to say thank you. Um...

Hey, the Ducks don't get to take hockey away from you.

Hey, were you some sort of professional hockey player?

Hi.

Hi. Just wrapping up my podcast.

Hmm.

Hola, amigo.

How can you have no ice time? You're the last place on my list.

How is it coming together?

How much we talking about?

How's that leftover Wreck It Ralph cake?

I also own nunchucks.

I always feel like I'm hanging on. It's exhausting.

I am

I can barely afford to keep the ice frozen.

I can't get past this goalie. Who is he?

I can't lie to you. I haven't left yet, but I'll be right there.

I dare you to join our hockey team.

I do have one more question.

I do not own ice skates!

I don't have to submit to some lame parenting test from you.

I don't know how we're gonna find any new players.

I don't know much about the hockey scene around here.

I don't know what to say. Yes.

I don't know why I'm telling you this whole story.

I don't know, but they're gonna be in fantastic shape.

I don't know.

I feel terrible.

I feel ya. I love hockey.

I found a city surplus for youth hockey that was unclaimed.

I get it.

I get it.

I get that, but I'm rapidly improving.

I got started too late or I was never really good enough.

I gotta cut you.

I gotta cut you.

I hate hockey

I hate hockey and I don't like kids.

I have 24 hours to find a coach,

I have money.

I have more of a podcast body.

I have not skated since my triumphant turn in eighth grade.

I hear you. I am exiting. Leaving.

I just did it because my kid loves hockey, but I guess that doesn't matter now.

I just don't wanna make a bigger fool out of myself than I already did.

I just have one... Uh...

I just wanted to help him play.

I know you're all popular and winners in the game of life,

I love that crop top. Is that Brandy Melville?

I mean, if you haven't done all of this before you hit puberty,

I mean, look at me.

I mean, she's doing it all wrong,

I mean, technically, obviously he has a dad,

I mean, we don't want a replay of that cheese puff incident

I need ice.

I probably should have mentioned. I actually suck.

I ran into the mini mart. Do you know there is real cheese in those puffs?

I think they were 7 year olds?

I think we might be able to find some wiggle room on the "no hockey" thing.

I think your advice really helped Evan, and it helped me too.

I thought we would find more players. Team Day's tomorrow.

I told you this whole thing was a bad idea, Mom.

I used to be a Mighty Duck.

I wanna say three hours?

I want you to think about all the other kids

I was "some sort of professional hockey player."

I would not be an asset physically.

I'll bet you even still slice his g****s in half.

I'll find a coach. I'll find a rink.

I'll just...

I'm a joke at school, Mom.

I'm gonna give you the ice. You're gonna give me the money.

I'm guessing you didn't see the sign. Kinda says it all.

I'm here. I'm here and I'm ready.

I'm in.

I'm looking for the manager. Are you the manager?

I'm not a trainer. I'm a pediatric sports psychologist.

I'm not aiming for the cone.

I'm not doing my old routine. No, thank you.

I'm perfect.

I'm sorry, Coach. I promise I'll get faster. I just

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

I'm sorry. I gotta go.

I'm there.

I've never played hockey,

If I'm gonna rent you the rink, I must know you're ice safe.

If it were up to me, I'd be out there with him.

If you need anything else, talk to the cocoa girl.

If you're looking to rent skates, that's up front.

Is he doing a trick?

Is it me, or does it feel like we're about to enter the house from It?

Is that a football helmet?

Is the Ducks aren't the center of the universe.

Is there anyone who understands a little bit of what I'm trying to say?

It is so great you're trying to form a new team for Evan.

It says in order to be a team, you just have to have six players,

It was awesome being part of the cool kids,

It was the one time and I was running late.

It's all coming together.

It's an exciting time to be alive. I'll get the paperwork.

It's been a while, but pretty sure I still got some moves.

It's been, like, a million years.

It's epic. I mean, great stuff. Really.

It's gonna make nine to eleven seem like kid stuff and this roster's not yet set.

It's like, don't bother.

It's not huge, but they're throwing in

It's not over. It's not done. You still have time.

It's okay. People tend to open up to me at the hot chocolate bar.

It's over. I'm done.

It's the first practice of the new season for the Mighty Ducks junior division.

It's you. It has to be you.

Jaden Koobler, our age.

Just gonna throw this Gatorade bottle away. So not with ya.

Just me, Nick and Logan.

Kids have to fight their own battles.

Koob13?

Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the Bloomington Bears.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a little bit of a surprise.

Last thing he needs is for you to go in and rescue him all the time.

Late on the ice, slow on the ice.

Legend has it, a kid once fell through the ice,

Legend has it, a kid once fell through the ice,

Let me guess. The Ducks?

Let's be sure we get some protein this year, people.

Let's start our own team. A whole group of Don't Bothers.

Look at this. Your first teammate!

Look, buddy, it's the 12 to 14 year old age bracket.

Look, five Tater Tots. Not even a full order.

Look, guy, you work hard.

Look, I can skate. It's fine. Don't... I don't even remember it.

Look, I'm doing you a favor, man.

Look, you don't wanna be here. Trust me

MAN 1: There he is.

MAN: Let's go!

MAN: Yeah. Hold on. I'm adjusting the hydraulics.

Maybe you want to join our hockey team?

Me? I have never even played hockey.

Men don't cut their g****s.

Minnesota Miracle Man.

Mom, he used to coach the old Mighty Ducks.

Morrow.

Morrow. Less mingling, more skating. Let's go.

MRS. KOOBLER: You're welcome!

My mom never did that for me.

My name is Alex. Hello

My pudding.

My son just got fired from his hockey team by a very mean coach.

My sports career is dead and now my social life is, too.

Nah, too many rules. Not a rules guy

NARRATOR: Fore checks, back checks, and hip checksare now allowed.

Next up, we have the Edina Hawks.

Nick, come in here.

NICK: "Teammate"?

NICK: Welcome to The Wraparound,

NICK: You good? Did that hurt? ALEX: You're okay.

No one wants to sit with me at lunch.

No time. Okay, bye.

No, no, please. Not that. You've already embarrassed me enough.

No, no.

No, the cake. How old?

No. I am not the coach type.

Not sure I'm gonna make it through the winter.

Not you. I'm looking for time on the ice...

Now it's time for the ceremonial team skate.

Now you want to fight his bullies for him?

Now, for anyone who's new to the show or Earth,

Now, these Ducks, they train like it's a job.

Oh, and I, uh, did a routine

Oh, boy...

Oh, come on, now.

Oh, crap.

Oh, hello. Excuse me.

Oh, I think you do.

Oh, I was at the office doing that thing you asked Dan to ask me to do.

Oh, no. I am not here to rent skates.

Oh, right. Right. (CHUCKLES) This one works so hard and such a great attitude.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, what? That? It ain't no thang.

Oh! I have an idea. What if I AirDrop everyone in here about the new team?

Oh. Obviously.

Okay, so it wouldn't be a powerhouse team like the Ducks, but that's not the point.

Okay, this is exciting.

Okay, we've met. That was fun. Take care, now.

Okay.

Okay. Ah! You're burning, you're burning.

Okay. Hey, don't forget to stretch.

Okay. Okay, that's it. I'm done.

Okay. Snack schedule for practices

Okay. This is a tough one. I meant to do that

Or this boy is never gonna become his own man.

Our college counselor says there is no summer vacation anymore.

Our entire team is still just me and you, bud.

Parents trying to engineer their kids' entire lives.

PLAYER: Back in!

PLAYER: Missed a board!

Please. Isn't there something I can say to convince you to let us play?

Practicing seven days a week

Real people let you down.

Really?

Really? I thought you hadn't skated since you were a kid.

Right. But isn't that kind of, um...

Roll video.

SAM: Okay. EVAN: Yeah!

Saying what a fool you made of yourself?

Scrimmage, now, let's go.

Second, do not go to that school.

See, I'm fine. Look. Ice worthy.

See, this is what I love about you.

She had to take her twins to hockey practice.

She made it. Where were you?

She says it's called the Ice Palace.

Sitting at the cool table.

So basically, we're skating on frozen boy.

So here's the deal.

So I want to join you. I mean, can I? Is that okay, or...

So is there anyone who wants in?

So let me lay a couple of truths on you guys.

So she sits under the Minnesota moon, wondering, "What lies ahead?"

So we only have three days.

So why are you living like this?

So you're here to tell me about your Whitney Houston skating routine?

So, I need you to go down there,

So, Logan, it looks like you play hockey.

So, Sam, I noticed you enjoy flinging your body into large objects.

So, update on the old apartment building.

So, we still hang at your place after?

So?

So...

Sofi

Sofi.

Some pretty nice skates you got.

Some pretty nice skates you got.

Somebody dares you to do something, you gotta do it, right?

Somebody dares you to do something, you gotta do it. Right?

Something's going on with your knee 'cause you're pushing so hard.

Sorry, sorry, sorry. I like the orange

Sorry. I get a little crazy. It's just the two of us at home.

Stephanie?

Sure, they may be stronger.

Sure? These kids' birthday parties always order way too much cake.

TENANT: But I won't be livin' there.

Thank you, Koob13!

Thank you, Lauren Gibby.

Thank you. Have a nice day.

Thanks.

That any one of these kids is gonna play professional hockey?

That are still there so we can make them not be there.

That kid does not have a dad.

That's all our teams. The Ducks would like to thank...

That's called reflexes, Koob.

That's correct. However

That's Evan Morrow, he's actually my next door neighbor.

That's not cool.

That's why I stick to raisins.

The 6:00 a.m. practices, the thousand dollar clinics,

The 12 to 14 year old division is full contact.

The defending state champions, the Mighty Ducks!

The Don't Bothers.

The Ducks are a powerhouse organization with a record ten state championships.

The God like worship of protein.

The name for your team?

The number two youth hockey podcast in Southeastern Minnesota.

Then you gotta make this happen for yourself.

There you go, Mom.

There's a new team joining the league. The, uh..

These are children. This is a game.

They actually used to quack. (CHUCKLES)

They don't make a sign for that. Believe me, I've looked.

They get me from point A to point B

They just wanna get out there and play.

They make fun of me 'cause I dress like a warrior princess

They make fun of me for it every day.

They may be more athletic. They may even smell better.

They pay me to win. We're not here to have fun.

They study tape, they get hip flexor injuries.

They're offering the rent control tenants a cash buyout.

This is Nick The Stick,

This is real. This is happening, you guys. Everyone who's anyone is here.

This is the real deal.

This kid comes in here with $900 skates.

This kid has to be amazing!

This scene is nuts.

This way.

To go through this list and identify the tenants in this apartment building

To Whitney Houston's The Greatest Love of All.

Too far.

Totally different now.

Trying to prove I could be a part of that,

Ugh, I know

Ugh. I'm gonna go to that school and talk...

Uh, no, it's just normal people... Kids... Twelves...

Uh, sorry. I thought you said you weren't the coaching type.

Uh, what happens to the people after the three month gym membership's over?

Uh, yeah, we just moved here from Toronto.

Username, Koob13.

Very delicate process.

Very funny. Very funny.

Very okay. Bye bye.

Wait, are you serious?

Wait! Sorry. Wait!

Wait.

Wake up! Are you kidding me?

We are out of here.

We can friggin' find, which I lied, contain no actual cheese,

We can maybe do that.

We can totally do that.

We got the team together.

We got tons of kids who I don't know at all.

We have our first hockey practice tonight. You should come by

We have to show up tomorrow at 4:00 p.m. with a team.

We just need four players

We may not win a lot, but we are gonna have each other's backs.

We need our most brilliant paralegal, that's you,

We were wondering if you want to join us, be our wall.

We will play with heart.

We're gonna go to a store and we're gonna buy all the cheese puffs

We're in the middle of updating our system, so...

We're letting him go

We're not super tight or anything.

Weird, huh? I'm sorry, I'm being rude. Would you like some?

Welcome to the Ice Palace

Well, I know your parents are always on your case.

Well, I was on the Peewee Participation Trophy Circuit 'til I was six.

Well, I'm on the way to the car in the parking lot...

Well, there's plenty of room here.

What you said has moved me. I will be your wall.

What's going on?

What's your name?

Where are his parents? He's never been scored on.

Which is a big dead end, if you ask me,

While you guys are busy training your little hockey robots?

Who wants it?

Who's gonna coach?

Who've been told that they're too small or too slow.

Whoa! So you're also a golf pro now?

Why am I yelling?

Why isn't it up to you?

Woo hoo!

Wouldn't even be any good.

Wow!

Wow.

Yeah,

Yeah, he is!

Yeah, I've been known to slap the biscuit around a bit.

Yeah, it's gonna be different.

Yeah, so single.

Yeah, that's something I got off the Internet and I'm phasing it out.

Yeah, the Mighty Ducks. Do you know them?

Yeah, we did get Logan, though.

Yeah, we do. Um...

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I'll admit it is a good watch.

Yeah. It would be upstairs, yeah, in an actual rink with ice and real people.

Yeah. Think we're gonna be good.

Yep. I coached the Ducks. It was a lifetime ago.

Yes, I called about, uh, time on the ice.

Yes, I'm trying to pull him away from those freaks.

Yes, it is.

Yes, sir.

Yes... Psych.

Yet very hip hockey team?

You always want to fight for the little guy.

You are so brave.

You brought two private trainers to your kid's hockey practice.

You can do anything, Mom.

You can't just start a team. There's gotta be rules.

You did not make a fool of yourself.

You don't?

You got that check?

You guys are moving up to the 12 to 14 age bracket.

You guys find four more players and let's just get out there and have fun.

You hate hockey? You run an ice rink.

You know I can't be late on the first day.

You know what me and Evan are gonna do

You know what? I wouldn't take this deal either.

You know, actually, I'm starting a new hockey team.

You know, I did a little reading on this rink.

You know, I never bought into any of this craziness.

You know, she never misses it. She's a great mom

You know, to sign up. And they were all full, so...

You lost?

You make him wear sunscreen indoors.

You mean go upstairs?

You see things, dude, before and better than anyone.

You should find something you could be really good at.

You sure that's the name you wanna go with?

You take some shots.

You tell off the old team. You set up the new one.

You think I'm gonna be happier on a team that's worse?

You think that's gonna get my parents to let up on me?

You used to coach the Ducks?

You, don't bother, sir. You don't bother.

You'll find some more teammates at school tomorrow.

You're a wall.

You're good, but you're not good enough, so...

You're Gordon Bombay.

You're just as bad as they are.

You're just too small to compete at the next level.

You're not happy there.

You're so good.

You're so scrappy.

You're telling my son, "Don't bother."

You're way behind.

"Don't bother"? Mom, please.

"You don't bother, sir." You don't bother.

(ALL LAUGHING) Yeah!

(CHEERING) (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER) PLAYER: Yeah!

(OWL HOOTING) We're almost there.

(SIGHS) Don't let 'em get to you.

(SOFI GROANS) Hey, you all right?

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) Oh, no, no.

(THUDS) (CAR SIRENS BLARING)

All right, that's it. Bring it in. MAN 2: Nice work.

And she's gonna be coaching us? Yeah, that's right.

And what's your name? I'm Gordon Bombay.

Another purple change! Let's go! EVAN: I'm going!

Are you a single mom? Mmm hmm.

BOY: Comin' through! Oh, yeah! (CRASHES)

BRIAN: Yeah! Sofi! (CROWD CHEERING)

but he's never in the picture... (WHIRRING)

But in a weird way, I'm happy I was cut. What's he doing?

Can you just leave me alone, please? No, I'm sorry. I cannot.

Come here. (BOTH GIGGLING)

COMMENTATOR: Another huge stop! I don't know. Let's see.

Cool. Any chance for a follow up interview?

Could you guys move over? "You don't bother, sir."

Do you guys play? Yeah.

Do you think Looking him up.

Does she? You don't have to answer.

Doesn't even know how to skate. Hey, what's going on?

Evan, sir. You gotta lay off your mom, Evan.

EVAN: Come on in! Hi.

EVAN: I'm okay. Thumbs up

EVAN: My mom found us a rink. (NICK GRUNTING)

Give me your tray. Okay.

GORDON: All right. Yeah, Mom!

Hey, cool. SAM: Can we go out there?

Hey, guys. Hey, Stephanie. Hey.

Hey. How'd it go with Sofi? Hey.

Hi, honey. EVAN: Hey, Mom.

How so? You do everything for this kid.

I can't believe you put a team together! I know, right!

I did. He's so upset,

I got it? Yeah.

I'll give you a hand. EVAN: Why do I friggin' bother?

I'll give you the flower. I'm fine. Thank you.

I'll see you on the ice. Okay.

It's a liability thing. (SNORTS)

Just two minutes. (INDISTINCT MURMURING)

Kind of like Ralph himself. ALEX: Hmm.

Love you to be a part of it. You're asking me to quit the Ducks?

MAN: What's goin' on? Who is she? Oh, my God, you've gotta be kidding me.

Maybe Stephanie could take No. Stephanie's long gone.

My mom was a single mom... of me. Ha.

No offense. No, I agree.

Oh, that's fun. Yeah.

Okay

Okay. Buh bye. Hey, what's up, Dan?

Really? Mmm hmm.

Really? Really? Yeah

She does. You could choke.

She looks good. ALEX: I got it.

That's pretty amazing. Not really.

Uh, I don't think so. Great. I'm headed over.

We got a hot tub, so, yeah. Nice.

What? Couple of things.

What's your name? Huh?

Where is that guy? (EVAN GRUNTING)

Whipped cream? Got to.

Yeah! Yeah. Graceful.

Yeah. I have so much water. Sunscreen, sunscreen.

Yes! Congratulations.

You do realize we've never met. I'm so sorry.

You have a college counselor already? Yeah.

You know we play indoors, right? That's what SPF 15 is for.

You want a napkin or... Okay. No, I'm good.

...then I had to drop out of law school to take care of us.

'Sup?

"Big first practice tomorrow."

"Don't bother."

"Don't bother"?

"Is it a beer league?" How dare you, sir? They're 12.

"New team

"You don't bother, sir."

"You don't bother, sir."

"You don't bother, sir." (LAUGHS)

(ALEX SIGHING)

(ALL CHEERING)

(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(CAR SCREECHING)

(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)

(CHOKING)

(CHUCKLES)

(CLEARS THROAT) So, Logan, we were thinking, um,

(CLICKS TONGUE) what's the word I'm looking for?

(COACH T WHISTLING)

(COACH T WHISTLING)

(CONVERSATION HALTS)

(CROWD CHEERING)

(CROWD CHEERING)

(DIALING)

(DOOR CREAKING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(ENGINE HISSES)

(EVAN GROANING)

(EXHALES)

(EXHALES) Okay.

(GASPS)

(GIGGLES SARCASTICALLY) Thank you.

(GIGGLING)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(HESITATING)

(INAUDIBLE)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION CONTINUES)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

(INDISTINCT)

(JOYSTICK CLICKING)

(LAUGHING)

(MIGHTY DUCKS PLAYERS SNICKER)

(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

(MUSIC PLAYING ON EARPHONES)

(NICK GROANING)

(PHONE CHIMES)

(PHONES CHIMING)

(PLAYERS CHATTING INDISTINCTLY)

(RETCHING)

(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

(SCOFFS)

(SCOFFS) That's super weird.

(SCOFFS) Yeah, a video of your speech went viral.

(SIGHS WEARILY)

(SIGHS WEARILY)

(SINGING ALONG)

(SNORTS)

(STAMMERS) Wait. Hold on. Wait.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(VEHICLE HONKING)

(WEAKLY) Great.

(WHISPERING) Dude, those are Bauer Vapor Pros. They're 900 bucks.

(WHISTLE BLOWS)

(WHISTLING)