The O.C. - Season 1 Edit

A bachelor party?

A benefit for Newport Memorial's Heart Department.

A big high profile case.

A blender. Nice thinking, Cohen.

A bunch of sleeping pills, some painkillers.

A call to arms. I called my parents. I came clean about everything.

A carrier pigeon. How cool would that be? Think about it.

A celebration of a new beginning.

A celebration of rebirth, of new beginnings...

A chance to go back to the way it was.

A couples shower?

A daughter wants her father to be happy on his wedding day.

A friend on off switch. A friend appointment book.

A friend's in trouble. I want you to help him.

A girl like that?

A guy from therapy.

A house divided will not stand.

A hundred thousand dollars! That's more than I make in a year.

A hundred thousand dollars.

A Ione figure sitting on the floor...

A kiss. My lips, Theresa's lips. A kiss.

A letter from Hailey

A little bit.

A little facial, a little massage...

A little getaway, just the gang. On me.

A little message in his cute little talons. Summer's a pigeon fan.

A little Palmolive, some elbow grease. Seth and I have it covered.

A little something for the road.

A little something that I like to call foreplay.

A little veritas in vino, know what I mean?

A lot more fun than moving to Phoenix without my kids.

A lot.

A lot. And now I have someone to introduce me to them.

A lot's changed in a year, huh?

A lot's definitely changed.

A lot's definitely changed.

A man's life comes down to a few decisive moments...

A parent leaves a kid like that on his own.

A Paul Frank sale is more important than the fall of the Ming Dynasty

A person could walk in here, take everything and kill us all.

A place to rebuild after Julie. Not a...

A silent assassin. He would ruin everything.

A tree hugging crusader, like yourself, would kill for a case like this.

A very big day.

About how it's getting serious between you and Theresa?

About selling this house and moving back to Berkeley, like we'd always planned.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely not. We've had this retreat on the books now for months.

Absolutely.

Accident. There were limbs everywhere. I'm lucky I can still see.

According to both of you, the fire was an accident.

According to my stepmom.

Actually not the first time that's happened.

Actually, after school's good. It's better...

Actually, Anna and I broke up.

Actually, at this point, that would be you.

Actually, dude, it's my pool house.

Actually, everything that's happened with Caleb and me...

Actually, he thinks I'm too good for him.

Actually, I can't. I gotta get back.

Actually, I gotta go too.

Actually, I have Summer now.

Actually, I think she was a woman. But why would I care about that?

Actually, I think Tuesday. I might give it till Friday.

Actually, I was thinking. You just got here, you have nowhere to stay.

Actually, I...

Actually, I'm calling for you

Actually, I'm glad we came. It's not half as bad as last time.

Actually, I'm gonna stay. You know, just in case.

Actually, it would mean a lot to me.

Actually, it's on his dad's foot, but you get the symmetry.

Actually, Kirsten called me, so I stopped by to help Kirsten.

Actually, no, it's not.

Actually, Seth already has a partner.

Actually, the cleats for the sports.

Actually, you know what? We'll take that tour.

Actually...

Actually...

After 15 years? There's no way he's selling out.

After all the bad press your husband's been getting us...

After all their work on behalf of the children's hospital...

After all your mom's been through, she deserves a man like Caleb Nichol.

After all, you adopted the boy without consulting me.

After confirming Europe's worst suspicions of Americans, I'm guessing.

After I fill out the police report, maybe we should go and see how he's doing.

After one day? Nice work.

After the Heights, I knew that my dad wasn't aboveboard.

After two days?

After work, I'll show you what I'm talking about. Cool?

After you've made it sound so appealing? Good night.

After your meeting, we gotta get your photo taken for your school ID.

Again, not appreciating the brutal honesty.

Again, not tracking.

Again, should be directed somewhere else.

Air in the tires? Gas in the tank?

Airlifted from the McMansion factory and dropped from the sky...

Alcohol? Yes. Inspired.

All cars in the area please respond immediately.

All I did was listen.

All I ever did was let her down. Tell her that.

All I know is, this guy doesn't want to just be my friend.

All I know is, you and me, we're done.

All I was thinking about in that ambulance was...

All in.

All right, darlings, listen up.

All right, don't get your Speedos in a bunch.

All right, fine. Look, you have to take a stand, all right?

All right, go with what works.

All right, good night.

All right, guys, let's go.

All right, guys, let's go.

All right, I get it. Our... Our connection's deeper than words.

All right, I just think that...

All right, I'm gonna be Chuck Woolery.

All right, if everyone will take his or her seat, we shall begin.

All right, just let it hang like a pendulum.

All right, knees bent. Not quite that much.

All right, let's all talk.

All right, let's keep it moving. Let's go! Line up!

All right, man, another Chrismukkah convert.

All right, man, I'm gonna give you the rundown.

All right, move! Don't wait for it!

All right, thanks.

All right, we'll see you.

All right, we're finally all together? I wanna see some hustle now

All right, well, somebody call ER. I think Luke's gonna bust a gut

All right, when she left she was upset.

All right, who wants cake?

All right, you decide. I need to check in with the institute.

All right, you wait here. If you see Seth, don't let him move.

All right!

All right? It's okay. I'm not going anywhere.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. And so it begins. Guess I'm just gonna have to get used to this.

All right. Bye.

All right. Bye.

All right. Here.

All right. I'll keep her here.

All right. I'll let her know that you are in.

All right. I'm gonna get out of here.

All right. It's open. Make it quick.

All right. Let's go.

All right. Let's go.

All right. More advice. I'm ready, bring it.

All right. So we'll just wait for happy hour to end.

All right. Starting now, no more digs at my dad.

All right. Summer, how much money you got?

All right. The date will even be better after the conference. Less stress.

All right. We can drive to L.A

All right. Well, when you finish doing guy stuff...

All right. Well...

All right. Where else could she be?

All right. You'll miss a hell of a show, though

All the more reason to make this special.

All the time we were growing up and you'd come over for dinner...

All their parties like this?

All these years I've known him, he's never once made a pass at me.

All this talk about plans, about growing up, it's a routine.

All you need is a few accent rugs, a couch, maybe a potted plant.

All you want is for me to tell you that everything's okay now. It's not.

All your phone calls and e mails. I had to block you from my Buddy List...

Allow me to introduce you to a little something I like to call...

Allow me to summarize what you know.

Almost as bad as I did. But you know what?

Almost everybody.

Almost watching TV. This is either SpongeBob SquarePants or JAG.

Almost. My realtor is on her way. I just have to give her the contract.

Aloha? Caleb Nichol is, like, the Donald Trump of the West.

Alone?

Already did.

Also, let's go around front..

Also, my mom's cooking and that's something that nobody should witness.

Although Blanche would've done it to Rose, so...

Although I did spend several summers at Camp Takaho being called such.

Although they do have Celine Dion.

Although, at Camp Tokaho, I was often referred to as a girl...

Although, it's obvious you're with her because you can't be with Kirsten.

Always does the trick.

Always.

Always. Even in the shower.

Am I dating the female me? Like me, but as a girl?

Am I flattering myself to even think that Summer'll care?

Am I the only one who gets it?

Am I trying too hard with him? All I want is to be friends.

An escape for Hollywood stars like John Wayne, Robert Mitchum.

An ornithologist. That's fascinating.

An unfortunate image just leapt in my mind.

Anathema? Anathema.

And a clear TiVo equals a clear mind.

And a midriff baring T shirt and a miniskirt. It's excellent.

And A.J. And the drinking and...

And after everything I've done, she kind of has me over a barrel, kiddo.

And again, this is just between us.

And again.

And all she's looking for is some all expense paid bender...

And an invitation to Seder dinner tonight. All courtesy of...

And Anna hanging out together.

And any community that makes that guy a hero is not one I feel like being part of.

And backstabbing, pot stirring...

And be friends after all this time, it means a lot to me.

And Caleb keeps saying you have no redeeming qualities.

And can't do anything without each other?

And could we have parked any further away?

And did Caleb tell you we need to borrow your office?

And does she know who the father is?

And don't forget, it's tax deductible.

And eating lobster is a battle, as you will soon learn.

And Eddie and I will live happily ever after.

And even then, there are no guarantees. But it's your only option.

And even though it hurts her to love that much...

And every year some big water polo player pees in one of my shoes.

And everyone involved in Mr. Trask's rehabilitation...

And for Caleb Nichol.

And freedom to join together to take responsibility for ourselves...

And have you?

And he actually tells me what he's thinking.

And he can kick your ass.

And he has someone to take him home.

And he was doing the honorable thing.

And he's gonna have every right to fire me.

And he's had some substance abuse problems.

And he's had some substance abuse problems.

And he's just gonna get bored with me, because, pretty much, all boys do.

And he's never been wrong. I mean, he's my dad.

And he's not going anywhere, so get used to him.

And he's not your responsibility because he's in love with you.

And he's totally me.

And her mom's going home, so...

And here I thought Summer was superficial.

And here I thought Summer was superficial.

And here I thought you could only paint the ceiling.

And here I was thinking it was supposed to be the other way around.

And honestly, you're starting to freak me out a little bit.

And how about another round of applause for my mom?

And how's she doing? You heard from her at all?

And I am so not thinking of Seth Cohen...

And I can keep this off the partners' radar, but you gotta understand...

And I can't help him, and... I can't even imagine...

And I can't thank you enough for putting me up last night, but...

And I can't.

And I can't. I can't do it.

And I could tell you really meant it.

And I couldn't have done it without the help of my son in law, Sandy Cohen

And I decided that I wanted to celebrate both holidays, so what I did...

And I decided to dig up all my favorite board games.

And I did make some faces in the middle that I wish I could take back, but I can't.

And I don't know if I can give it to you, but I don't know if I can't.

And I don't know, maybe we just need to be away from each other.

And I don't think she wants to be in a serious relationship anymore.

And I feel very lucky to be at the head of that family.

And I got news for you. She's better than you at both.

And I have a little something for Trey.

And I have a second chance with my dad.

And I have more time and resources to help the people in the community.

And I just couldn 't let you watch me pack up my life.

And I just wish that he would stop trying and be happy.

And I know I've been a little weird about everything.

And I know that I hurt your feelings and I feel bad about that

And I know this place has everything we never had...

And I know you don't want to do that.

And I know you got a lot to deal with coming up.

And I looked up at that window and I thought...

And I love our family. And I just didn't want to hurt anybody.

And I only ask because...

And I promise you, from now on, I will never fail you again.

And I realized Eddie wasn't who I needed to talk to.

And I realized Eddie wasn't who I needed to talk to.

And I really don't care that I walked in on you with some girl. Or woman.

And I really like you.

And I speak from experience, with great authority here.

And I sure as hell don't want you here. You understand?

And I think, you know, you're extremely witty, and you're wise...

And I thought he was a good one.

And I thought maybe, you know, you could be the guinea pig.

And I thought we were friends.

And I told him I'm not coming home anytime soon.

And I totally was honest with Natalie about all our issues.

And I understand, but I just want to tell you...

And I used to want to be an architect.

And I wanna live with Dad.

And I wanna make this right. Get this thing straight, so we can be friends.

And I wanna take care of her. Do you?

And I want to make it, this, work.

And I want you to have this.

And I wanted to see what you're doing tomorrow.

And I was stoned and drunk, in college. It was the '80s.

And I was wrong.

And I will not let you compromise yourself, not even for me.

And I wish I could tell him that I know what he's doing.

And I'll even see a therapist if you want. But I wanna do it here.

And I'll tell you this, if our settlement conference goes well today...

And I'm also sorry that I apologized to her first. It's just, chronologically, l...

And I'm giving you a platform to do it better.

And I'm gonna have to learn how to relax, because I'm gonna have a lot of free time.

And I'm hoping that this party will be a chance for us to start fresh.

And I'm much happier.

And I'm not self absorbed, right, Ryan? Me. Me.

And I'm so sorry if I did anything to hurt your feelings. Or cause this.

And I'm sorry.

And I'm still the girl who tried to kill herself in Mexico.

And I'm still the...

And I'm sure she's probably fine, right? But there's something about that kid.

And if he is...

And if I do this, then you'll definitely buy the restaurant?

And if I see something's going on with you, we are gonna talk about it.

And if I were to sit down with the DA...

And if it makes you feel better, I don't think it's gonna work out.

And if it makes you feel better, I don't think it's gonna work out.

And if she comes home and finds you gone, she'll never forgive you.

And if she doesn't come back on her own...

And if that's not good enough for you...

And if you don't feel the same way about me, then...

And if you fight me on this...

And if you find enough cooking to last three to five years, then Trey'll be out.

And if you'll follow me, I'll show you our bowling alley.

And if you're gonna go after the king, Caleb...

And in 10th grade you were caught shoplifting?

And in this house that means celebrating the holidays.

And in, like, 74 minutes, I'll never have to think about him again.

And it looks like I have to pay everything back by January 1 st

And it might be kind of weird.

And it might not be Eddie's.

And it might not be Eddie's.

And it never could've worked.

And it never would've happened if Ryan hadn't come to my rescue.

And it was a big deal.

And it would be nice if Uncle Shaun could be here.

And it's not a big deal or anything, but if you must know, Summer asked me.

And it's not?

And it's textbook.

And it's very tense, so stay here where the relaxation is. I'll be back.

And Julie's looking forward to it.

And Kirsten? She's complicit in this.

And Kirsten's not even a hugger.

And last but not least...

And Luke pretty much likes everybody at this point.

And my 12:00? Right. The 16 year old with his third DUI.

And my grandpa's talking politics, and nobody likes politics.

And my little dog, Swifty. We left him with my aunt and uncle.

And not in a nice way.

And not little.

And now for the advanced class.

And now I wanna be here for you.

And now I'm a father of two and I've got one line on my r Ásum Á.

And now it's ruined.

And now the entire community knows we're fighting.

And now this girl is gonna be there.

And now you can add another shining accomplishment...

And now, ladies and gentlemen...

And now, with everything that's going on with your dad...

And okay, that's who you are...

And one I, you know, hope you don't explore too much, because...

And over Seth Cohen.

And pay for it how? I mean, my dad's credit cards got shut off yesterday.

And right now, she's telling him of her plan...

And Ryan's probably heading back to juvie right about now.

And seeing Oliver do this inspired you to write a letter of your own?

And she didn't tell you, because she didn't... She didn't want to hurt you.

And she doesn't want to live with you.

And she passed away years ago.

And she swore if I told anyone, she would kill me.

And she's doing her freshman thing. You know, having fun, partying.

And she's gonna need money, and, you know, I spent all mine on Vegas hookers.

And so are my stepmom's painkillers.

And so are my stepmom's painkillers.

And so are you. Or is that what ladies are wearing these days to Yogalates?

And so do you.

And so I have to...

And so will you, by the way.

And so, effective immediately, I'm transferring the title of the Heights...

And some marriages can handle the truth, and some can't.

And somewhere inside me there's an old ******* man who's very excited.

And sorry. I just wanted to say sorry about last night.

And Summer and Anna will assume you're afraid of them.

And thanks for not telling Marissa.

And that is such an unattractive quality.

And that view of the ocean.

And that's because of you.

And that's gonna be awesome.

And that's not entirely true.

And that's what I wanna tell Marissa. But I wanna tell her myself.

And that's what I wanna tell Marissa. But I wanna tell her myself.

And that's what's they call a "callback" in comedy.

And that's why he's my partner.

And the beams are rather oppressive

And the first thing you do is decide to call Summer?

And the heavy lifting. And the wiring of the electronics. But I painted.

And the important thing is that he finds someone to share his life with.

And the Jimmy Stewart Museum. And Peanut Butter Cup Pie at Dingbats.

And the only way that I can do that is to get as far away from Dad...

And the police are taking Oliver to the hospital

And the rest...

And the scandal with your dad...

And the school was receptive to him despite his history?

And the value it'll add to my portfolio alone will be worth it.

And the winner of tonight's raffle is...

And then I'm running you so ragged you haven't got time to talk to me.

And then the market took a turn, and there we are.

And then this is my producing partner.

And then we both just decided to wait. Because, you know, we were really tired.

And then we can get you out of here and you can start to get better.

And there goes my appetite. Caleb, hello.

And there we go. She's purring like a kitten.

And there's coffee and there's orange juice without pulp.

And there's my grandson.

And there's so much pollen in here right now. It's ridiculous.

And there's this letter in his file...

And they can't serve an Egg McMuffin past 10:30 a.m.

And they were so supportive.

And they're looking to tear it up, put in condos, a golf course.

And this bed, huh? It's Posturepedic for my back.

And this is our last chance for freedom.

And this yard.

And to think, you've spent a lifetime wanting to be rich and married...

And tonight will be Rooney. And Rooney will be awesome.

And tonight, New Year's Eve, you're a social chair.

And we all know what you're doing here.

And we both have everything to gain.

And we flushed all that beer down the toilet.

And we have crudit Ás...

And we have good kids.

And we need to have respect for each other before meeting in battle.

And we need to talk.

And we needed that 100 grand.

And we rushed it.

And we should clean all this out so that you have room for some of your..

And we should get started right away.

And we're gonna be living in the same town, right?

And we're having a party.

And welcome to the 47th annual Newport Beach Debutante Cotillion.

And what about dad?

And what about you? I mean, you must like me a little to get me out of jail.

And what sucks about that, though, is that I know I have so much more to give.

And when Chrismukkah ends?

And when I get back, we'll figure out what the hell we're gonna tell our girls.

And when she can't, he loses it.

And while he says there's no cure, you can slow it down...

And who knows...

And who wants to have sex with that, right?

And why not?

And with everything that's going on with her family...

And without this star witness, they don't really have a case.

And women usually find stark brutality so romantic.

And you call it Chrismukkah?

And you can't be late for your meeting with the dean

And you did it anyway.

And you had Moses. Working together. The super team.

And you have all the ideals.

And you kept insisting that I go find someone to kiss, so I did.

And you love her?

And you marrying Caleb, I think, in psychology...

And you moved to the beach...

And you need Marissa to help you?

And you need to focus on the future, which means Luke.

And you should also know that you have always been the coolest mom.

And you tell me nothing about you.

And you used them against me

And you wanna tell me what's actually going on with you and your mom?

And you wanna throw all that away for Summer in a wet T shirt doing body shots?

And you wore your hair like... Like this

And you're a lawyer. It's a perfect match.

And you're gonna do that thing with the white lights in your back yard, right?

And you're gonna let that slide?

And you're not gonna think of Ryan.

And you're only 18.

And you've got to promise me to go to Barcelona while you're still young.

And your back.

And your sister's there and your brother.

And, besides, I have a show home waiting for me in the morning.

And, hey, eventually you might want to tell Marcy too.

And, Luke...

And, Mom, you have your big party to throw.

And, yeah, he sent extra nice Christmas presents to certain Teamsters.

And, yes...

And, you know, we haven't had fun in a long time.

And, you know..

And?

And?

And...

And...

And...

And...

Angst Free Ryan Week. With an option for an additional week, if you like it.

Anna and I are gonna take it to the next level. I need advice.

Anna couldn't even say goodbye. She's leaving because of me.

Anna here has convinced me to join The Plank, the literary magazine.

Anna Stern, daughter of Cameron and Patricia Stern.

Anna thinks all I ever do is talk about Summer.

Anna, just know that, in life, there are peaks and...

Anna, look. Seth Cohen just wants to be our friend.

Anna, my old ******* man is very happy right now.

Anna, stay back. There might be poison ivy.

Anna, wait a second.

Anna!

Anna!

Anna! Hey, how are you doing?

Anna? Are you totally...?

Anna? Hey.

Anna. Hey.

Anna. The Archies?

Anna...

Another perfect event.

Any luck?

Any of it.

Anybody?

Anyone named Seth gonna be doing any drugs?

Anyone seen Luke?

Anyone who reads it is gonna die. Plus, it's a federal offense.

Anything I say, you'll just use against me to prove to my mom...

Anything to warrant your suspicions?

Anyway, I gotta go meet Ryan. So do you wanna come or...?

Anyway, l... I gotta... You know...

Anyway, she's a freshman at Arizona.

Anyway, that's where my partner went.

Anyways, I'm gonna go wash up. It's tuna melt Monday.

AP History, English, calculus and physics. And French 4.

Apparently not. He hung up.

Apparently, she's got this mother daughter marathon planned.

Apparently, that kid is better suited to the rigors of the job than I am.

April, wait.

Archery, no. Absolutely not.

Archery, no. Absolutely not.

Are going to dinner at the Arches. We do it every year.

Are there any napkins?

Are we doing this?

Are we gonna refer to the restaurant as a ship or a fort?

Are we in a rut?

Are we okay with the kids going to that concert?

Are we okay?

Are we old? Because...

Are we worried your dad won't love us if we don't feed him enough?

Are you a friend of Oliver's?

Are you afraid I'll embarrass you in front of the nana? I'm not.

Are you drunk?

Are you even having any?

Are you guys okay?

Are you guys staying in the penthouse?

Are you happy, Coop?

Are you holding up okay? That poor boy.

Are you joking? Is this your honey?

Are you just here to ensure that your firm makes the early edition again?

Are you kidding? Not at all. I'm just... I'm shocked.

Are you kidding? The man bailed us out, took Julie off my hands.

Are you making fun of me? I can't tell.

Are you not going because you're afraid of Luke?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you on a break?

Are you ready to make your debut?

Are you scared?

Are you scared?

Are you still good at foot massages? I've been on my feet...

Are you sure it's okay? I don't wanna interrupt.

Are you sure you wanna do that, with the market about to turn around?

Are you sure?

Are you sure? Because if you're not...

Are you sure? You don't mind one cheek on, one cheek off?

Are you surprised? You look surprised.

Are you talking to me?

Are you telling me you lost everything?

Are you telling me you lost everything? That is my money! My kids' tuition!

Are you the kid from Chino who steals cars...

Are you thirsty at all? I'm feeling a little parched.

Are you trying to get caught?

Are you? Depressed?

Are you...?

Aren't they the perfect couple? They've been keeping their romance a secret...

Aren't you gonna introduce me?

Aren't you kind of hot in this?

Aren't you late for school?

Arturo in?

As a father, it's a great joy to have a family and to watch that family grow.

As a friend.

As a matter of fact, I'm meeting Jimmy for breakfast.

As a matter of fact, some partners and I recently tried to open a restaurant there.

As bad as things are for me, they're worse for you.

As do I.

As for Ryan, like you said...

As friends.

As happy as I am that you came all the way out to my office to visit me...

As hard as it is to imagine having a baby...

As in $250?

As long as I have?

As long as I haven't sold out, you haven't sold out.

As long as you here, you best watch out for me, man.

As much as I fear Summer hurting me, with the rage blackouts and all...

As much as I'd like to think you're here for the sparkling banter and crab cakes...

As of this morning, Scrooge wants to go to court...

As of today, I'm the only chance your father has.

As opposed to here, where it'll just be us.

As someone who's basically been a shut in for the last 17 years...

Asbestos and champagne.

Ask him to show you his yearbook. She's not there. She's not real.

Ask him.

Ask your mother what she wanted.

Ask your mother who was at the door.

Associates.

At a certain point, you have to trust the other person.

At home, in the office. I wouldn't be surprised if she wasn't in here now.

At least he's dating somebody my age, not yours.

At least he's polite

At least not anymore

At least not anymore.

At least not at Pacific High.

At least you gave her someone to talk to...

At least you have each other.

At least your priorities are in order.

At the institute or here in Newport. I see patients, or I can refer you.

At the Lighthouse.

At this point, we go to the state for Proposition 50 funds...

At this point, who's gonna believe you?

Attitude. I like that.

Atwood and holidays is not a good combination.

Aunt Cindy, you'll get in touch with her?

Aunt Cindy. Look at you!

Aunt Hailey. Later, when you're dressed, we'll hug.

Awesome. By the end of this lunch, I predict your father and I...

Awesome. I just got a few songs that I wrote.

Baby, I'm so sorry.

Baby, we changed the date three times for his schedule.

Baby, we're living on the edge, honey. We're living on the edge.

Back so soon? Because I was just...

Back straight, eyes right over the ball.

Back to basics. Comfort food.

Back to the office.

Back to work.

Back when you had big hair and you wore tight jeans.

Backstage? So now you have to worry about your girl with Oliver and rock stars?

Bad news.

Based on my recent experience, or lack thereof, I'd have to say no.

Based on your parents' marriage, I sort of understand that.

Batman fan? No?

Batman: The Animated Series.

Batman: The Dark Knight Returns. Very important.

Battleship Potemkin, The Seventh Seal and Shoah.

Be a man. Tell Anna you like Summer.

Be fun. You two working together, side by side.

Be nice, Cohen. He paid off your pimps and your ho's.

Be ready to fight for her.

Be right there.

Be that as it may, the facts speak for themselves.

Beautiful too. Your girlfriend?

Because afterwards, it is so nice to come home.

Because Anna went to get drinks. She'll be back in, like, one second.

Because everything you say to me stays with me, and vice versa.

Because for once, they didn't do anything wrong?

Because he didn't write it to me. He wrote it to Natalie.

Because he doesn't love me.

Because he says he wants to spend the holidays as a family.

Because I feel much so better having heard it from someone else.

Because I got books from the library, I pulled some stuff off the Web.

Because I kind of like the acting in that one, you know.

Because I knew you'd get riled up and do something stupid

Because I know as long as I'm here, they won't.

Because I might be going to Vegas this weekend.

Because I never have.

Because I owe you both an enormous apology.

Because I really don't wanna go to Mom's.

Because I really...

Because I told Summer I'd meet you both there.

Because I told them that I was fine with it.

Because I was excellent.

Because I'm gonna go. And I thought if you needed a ride...

Because I'm the only one who knew, and you're the only one I told.

Because I'm trying to keep a low profile these days.

Because I'm your father and I'm responsible for you.

Because if I remember correctly, that's what it feels like to be in love.

Because if you don't...

Because if you leave, I'll have nothing else to live for.

Because it is. Jimmy, Marissa's not a little girl anymore.

Because it looks like it's working.

Because it'll be fun and because I'm self destructive...

Because it's...

Because now...

Because obviously you're not man enough to do it yourself.

Because Oliver is insanely wealthy and well traveled. He's a Dapper Don.

Because somebody promised her the best date ever.

Because somebody promised her the best date ever.

Because Summer's a slave driver.

Because the whole reason that we broke up...

Because the worst always happens.

Because there was an incident.

Because there's no place Kirsten feels more comfortable than in the kitchen

Because we just got in way over our heads.

Because we're going to school with, like, 300 Lukes...

Because we're not skipping Christmas. Come on.

Because with Rachel out...

Because you don't take me seriously as a working woman, as a designer.

Because you know those chatty Newpsies will assume you're sleeping off a bender.

Because you still are

Because you would have taken the news so well.

Because you're my wheelman now? Go back to Newport, I'll take a bus.

Because you're not supposed to be together.

Because you're so wise, Anna. You can't not.

Because, I don't know, I have to.

Because, I mean, I was gonna go over to Luke's.

Because, I mean, who's Oliver?

Because?

Been calling all day. She hasn't picked up.

Before he went down, there was no one smarter than Jimmy.

Before I had Marissa, I did lots of design work.

Before you go?

Befriending any beautiful woman who cares to dine with us?

Being a family is hard under any circumstance.

Believe it or not, Betty and Veronica had a huge influence on me.

Believe it or not, Summer has shown a latent interest in comic bookery.

Believe me, I understand.

Believe me, if I'd known, I'd have taken my girls out of the country.

Believe me, it's nothing that can't wait until tomorrow.

Believe me, there's nothing I'd rather do than just blow everything off..

Believe me.

Believe me...

Besides flipping my restaurant for a tidy sum?

Besides, I promised Ryan I'd meet him for lunch at the pier.

Besides, I'm busy tomorrow. I'll be at the singles' dance.

Besides, I'm not the only one crying.

Besides, if I don't show up, they'll spend the entire weekend gossiping about me.

Besides, it'll make it feel too real.

Besides, it's my engagement party.

Besides, Marissa has Oliver now...

Besides, you've got Anna coming over.

Best date ever, huh?

Best...

Better since you left the PD's office. My people seem to win a few more.

Betting kind of big, Mom?

Between my money and Theresa's money, it's only 3000.

Between you and Oliver? You guys have inside jokes?

Big leather booths. Keep it dark, but not too dark.

Big party. You guys are gonna dress up. Everyone's gonna be there.

Birds? Bob, that's great.

Birthdays, holidays. She always loved a good party.

Blackjack.

Blackmail? Racketeering?

Blanche was 70? She aged really well.

Blast from the past, huh?

Blow.

Bob Seger is not "so over."

Bonjour, Kiki.