But that wasn't the only thing I found that door useful for. I discovered that you could use it as a secret passageway into another dimension. It was crazy, but every time I walked through that door, I ended up in a parallel universe where everything was the same, but slightly different. It was like a bizarre dream come true. I even met an alternate version of myself who was a famous movie star. We ended up becoming really good friends and would hang out together in this alternate reality. It...