American Dad! - Season 5 Edit

A bag of my mulch.

A brutal triple **** right off the freeway

A crate of oranges?

A cyborg?

A dry cleaners!

A few years ago, we thought it would be a good idea...

A fish with a human brain just like me?

A friends vacation? Yay!

A full release ensures a rejuvenative rest and promotes a winning attitude.

A glass of whole milk over ice and a side of toast, barely browned.

A glory hole in my face.

A good morning, everybody.

A hat means I like the wine. What's that?

A hundred and nine what?

A little help from Chad again.

A little kiss?

A little mouse could wear it for a hat.

A little plastic piece in the lower tray broke.

A malt shop, an old fashioned barber, a bakery.

A man turning his body into an old instrument of war? I'm in!

A man? Ha! I'm too set in my ways.

A more thoughtful version of you.

A movie I've seen probably 250...

A movie?

A nice relaxing trip to the barber...

A renegade space cop who struggles to keep his bipolar disorder in check.

A seven year war...

A sign in table. Nice touch, Roger.

A Stan who spent a thousand lonely years without you, man...

A switch went off inside me that night.

A treasure map.

Aaah! I said I wouldn't do this again.

Aah, my God!

Aah!

Aah! Stan, who the hell are you talking to?

About the 1980 men's U.S. hockey team.

About two hundo, maybe two fitty.

Absolutely. We may be shallow, but our love is deep.

According to this, you are 42 years old.

Action.

Actually, I already have a business idea organic mulch.

Actually, I never truly accepted Jesus into my heart.

Actually, I pawned it all to pay down my debt.

Actually, I think he should know.

Actually, me and her broke up.

Actually, Stan, I'm teaching Roger to be self sufficient...

Actually, what I really wanted was this.

Admire the skills!

After all the embarrassing crap it's pulled...

After encountering some guys from the football team...

After I defeat the Antichrist, I'm to begin the long road of rebuilding civilization.

After you leave for work I do the treadmill until I throw up.

After your reception, when you and Stan drove away in the limo...

Agent Smith, how is that small island nation you cover?

Ah, an alien and a mannequin. What were we thinking? We were young.

Ah, every time stuck behind a crying baby.

Ah, man! Landlord gave me the wrong key.

Ah, man. We must have used up all of our boob credits.

Ah, not so bad.

Ah, perfect pour.

Ah, scaredy farts, huh?

Ah, the hell with Stan.

Ah, yeah. You take as much time as you...

Ah, you boys keep me young.

Ah! God, that's awful!

Ah! I feel great, cleaned out.

Ah! Oh...

Ah! Why should I have to?

Ah. An alien.

Ah. I threw away the clipping.

Ahhh.

Ahhh. My hammies.

Alex Trebek, a chamomile tea and a chapter of Little Women, and I'm out by 8:15.

All day for you to come clean!

All day? I've been waiting

All I have to do is keep him weak and needy until the kids come back.

All I have to do is use this device to go into his brain...

All I know is we don't have to worry about it for the next year.

All I'm saying is it would be great...

All leading up to a final showdown...

All right, come on. I'll race you upstairs!

All right, guys. You know I don't want to be the bad guy

All right, it's time to hear from the man of the hour.

All right, Jesus, rapture me.

All right, just birth the ferret baby and put it in the bucket.

All right, people, I'm done screwing around.

All right, Ray. You're going into the cat's mind in three, two...

All right, Snot. We'll jimmy him up

All right, somebody call Mel Gibson and apologize.

All right, Stan. There's the V. I.P. Section. That's where the band is.

All right, who wants 'em next? No one?

All right! Steve's on board.

All right.

All right. Let him have it, Wesley.

All right. Let's get you ladies settled in.

All right. Places, everyone.

All set for your first weekend home alone?

All those starving kids you let down...

All you do is lie to me to get stuff for yourself.

Along with the musicologist touching you in the bath.

Also a heroin lover in case anyone

Also, you should take a spin on my boat.

Although it's in peak physical shape, its mind is shot.

Alzheimer's runs in my family.

Am I? I don't think so.

America gets taken over by Mexico and Canada in, like, a hundred years or something

American soldiers.

Amy's family might prosecute me for attempted murder.

An A on this dumb lab.

An angel possessing you, living in your heart?

An inmate has escaped from the Bang Kwang prison in Thailand.

And "Yo Mama Bin Fartin'."

And 300. Have a good one.

And a ding on the refrigerator door.

And a survivor.

And all this time you've only appreciated me for my looks?

And all you do is use him to run your little errands.

And an automatic litter box.

And an automatic water bowl...

And annoyed at the football player for not being my son!

And any way you do it, I'm gonna love it

And as a gesture of goodwill, I'm gonna give you another hostage.

And asked me to plan the whole thing.

And at the last minute, I decided not to give it to him.

And besides, he can be pretty smart sometimes.

And besides, he's only here to train me for the future war!

And bought the leftover Thanksgiving decorations from the half price bin.

And bring him over to the conscious side.

And by something to commemorate

And by the way, Francine said she was pooped,

And carries passengers yes, we can ride the wine train!

And choosing not to use it.

And converted it to hold all of his Porsches.

And destroy it by throwing it into the Olympic torch.

And didn't tell me?

And don't touch anything that looks like a mushy, hairy peach.

And don't worry about the sheets.

And don't write! Whoo hoo hoo!

And drop the general's body in your place.

And eight more hands to work the dry cleaning business I bought this morning.

And even if you don't ski, you can gamble. There's great shopping.

And float weightless in billion dollar simulators.

And for dessert, a huge ass box of Chocodiles

And get some of the new commemorative Nancy Reagan stamps?

And give the Heifer Project the proceeds.

And go next door to the post office...

And Hayley was right not to listen to me!

And he asked me to be his girlfriend.

And he is definitely a Carrie.

And he's always having so much sex.

And head straight for Bud's Tex Mex.

And hello, desk sandwich.

And her father wants our families to have dinner together.

And here

And here I am getting the Mystic spritz all alone.

And I believe you still can be.

And I bet she's a better person for the experience.

And I blew it.

And I could get a job and earn some money for the family.

And I decided it was time for a change.

And I did, and it made me feel so safe.

And I don't like those odds. Parole denied.

And I don't want anyone to blow their chances.

And I ended up kissing her.

And I got worried I'd forget which horse I was racing.

And I got you food.

And I had this moment when I wanted to feel that way again.

And I just renewed the parking sticker.

And I know Sammy Hagar.

And I know Sammy Hagar.

And I love you, Mama Bear.

And I only trust you to cook it.

And I paid extra for monogramming is all.

And I promise to be with you only if you make money and stay healthy.

And I swear it had a photo of you.

And I think we both know what that means.

And I want to hear all of their music right now.

And I want you to play on it for as long as you want.

And I was all, "I think I'm gonna like it here."

And I was like, "I want to do that!"...

And I went to so much trouble to get you something really special.

And I won.

And I'll have you know that I've only called 911 once today, because some cholos broke in.

And I'm also three days' sober.

And I'm going to telher something she doesn't want to hear

And I'm gonna kick this thing, I swear.

And I'm here to tell you that you have my blessing.

And I'm not talking about shots of the new Asian Kenny Rogers, so don't even make that joke.

And I'm really glad you told me about this...

And I'm sorry.

And I'm the only one who can get him out.

And I'm training you until you are an unstoppable fighting machine!

And I'm your rock and roll Sherpa.

And I've been stealing from all of you to support it.

And I've had it.

And I've realized nothing I do now is gonna fix my crummy childhood.

And if he doesn't win, I'd lose everything. Are you sure about this?

And it didn't make him weaker

And it'll never happen again.

And it's hard for me to even say it it sounds so negative...

And it's never been easier to be an upper middle class white man.

And it's racing today. It's a sign!

And it's signed "John Travolta."

And keep in mind that the dollar is weak right now.

And kick your mom to death while you watch.

And liquor loves talkin' to my cute ass.

And look at me like you're a virgin!

And make it half a g****fruit.

And make sure this time that you really [Groans]

And my Cabbage Patch Kid, Woodrow, was born in the cabbage patch on September 1.

And never figure out how to fold a burrito.

And now all I think about is killing you guys.

And now he's slowly turning into a pumpkin.

And now I can't even look my own husband in the eyes.

And now I'm gonna pick out your persona.

And now I'm upstairs trying to do our taxes...

And now the tub's overflowing, and I want some iced tea, and I know you know I want it now!

And now you'd like to cool down with some intergalactic iced tea.

And number five feels alive!

And nurse this cold with some soup.

And of course, I couldn't feel a thing because of all the steroids I was on.

And OnStar with a one year Safe & Sound Plan.

And play " let's watch your mom sober up before she has to get to her nursing job."

And present it to you in front of everyone.

And put on the ointment ones by accident!

And puts it in the spaghetti to try to get us a free meal.

And realized you're the most important thing in the world, eh?

And remember, no matter what happens, we stick together.

And see what Carla and the mean janitor are doing.

And she sentenced me to community service...

And show some respect. Your grandmother drowned in that bathing suit.

And show some respect. Your grandmother drowned in that bathing suit.

And Snot, in a dual role, plays both Sebastian and Flounder.

And so would the slow janitor.

And something tells me you're gonna need...

And spread the rumor that your sphincter has teeth.

And started her ugly regimen.

And Steve's abusing the hose

And stroke her hair and do nice stuff like that to her.

And Tanqueray's obviously not cut out for school.

And that looks like my house.

And that's my situation, Mrs. Reagan.

And that's not all.

And the orchid goes in my wealth corner.

And the premise of three of his screenplays.

And the several places I sat down when I first came home.

And the third one? The "suffer ring."

And the unbearable hypocrisy of Rush Limbaugh.

And then "arm a geddon" outta here.

And then at the last second he grabs his whip and...

And then call Tim Robbins and tell him I banged Susan Sarandon.

And then get him to drop a presidential deuce.

And then he took a giant [Gasps]

And then I... kinda got caught up in the show.

And then I'll come visit you in my new helicopter.

And then just the date.

And then rob her, kill her, cut off her head and hands and bury her by the creek.

And then shocked by the amount of drugs and whores I can do.

And then some friends are really enemies.

And then tragically ripped apart.

And then we saw a squirrel get run over.

And then when we get home, you can have all the alone time you want...

And these new jean shorts are definitely an accomplice.

And these shoes no support at all. A hundred percent rubber.

And they didn't know I was there.

And they inspired me to climb out of the cul de sac and make something of my life!

And they only sold them in that box at Hershy Park.

And they will be back.

And they've invited us to a pool party.

And think about how long you've been single.

And this guy made his car as good as new.

And three's your change. Mwah, mwah, mwah.

And thus, no one ever recounts any swimming pool related stories.

And told me he never wanted to be away from me again!

And tonight, he'll be at the Langley Falls Civic Arena...

And until she's returned to me safely...

And we have no brakes.

And we need carts!

And we'll meet up at the escape pod.

And we're constantly borrowing sugar from each other.

And we've been left behind.

And when I went back, it was gone.

And when it snows, I need to be plowed.

And when it snows, I need to be plowed.

And yes, I would have loved to have had help from Chad.

And you can take the glass home and do whatever you want with it!

And you know I still have my funny hat and shirt.

And you men will be safe if you stick with me!

And you need a bully to toughen you up.

And you need to get used to it, just like he does.

And you two are getting 20 hours.

And you were aging backwards and your life was almost over.

And you were like, "You totally should"?

And you were worried about me embarrassing you?

And you will act like and be treated like an adult.

And you'd be right to be excited.

And you'll be able to watch me drive around the block...

And you'll have to put a big piece of coal in my stocking.

And you'll never be able to sing it until you've been to war.

And you're fired if you don't show up for work Monday.

And you're more boring than I am.

And you're one to talk, the way you sponge off me.

And you're the one who really needs it...

And you're the only man who can do it.

And you're welcome.

And your dad's a bit of an emotional tight ass, and a literal one.

And your zingers better be mean.

And, hopefully, Stan will understand.

And, Roger, if you hear one you're not on right now, raise your hand.

And, son...

And, you know, that's like a once in a lifetime opportunity.

And, you, strangle me while I brush your hair.

And... action!

And... action!

Annoyed at Steve for losing his pants...

Annoying, both of you!

Anti, get us out of this thing.

Anybody else care for a go? It's super fun.

Anybody?

Anybody?

Anyhoo, I bet you decided not to tell Stan.

Anyhoo, it's my professional opinion...

Anyone else wish they were dead?

Anyone in the entertainment industry.

Anyone on their flow right now?

Anything else I can do for you?

Anyway, as you know...

Anyway, Director Bullock, I have to take off early today.

Anyway, have fun at the show rockin' it.

Anyway, I'm gonna do great. You'll see!

Anyway, luckily there was one man who believed in me.

Anyway, Steve avoids every obstacle. He's a total wimp.

Anyway, Steve, it's fine. But not nearly good enough for the ears of veterans.

Anyway, that olive skinned bastard made me into the man I am today.

Anyway, these mother zeros at the C. I.A. got me running around.

Anyway, this was the only check he ever wrote.

Apologize? For what?

Apparently, God does love gays, but only if they're tops.

Apparently, I'm a 13 year old Latino kid.

Ar a gorn.

Are possible side effects of crack.

Are these questions not about Sex and the City?

Are we going too far with this?

Are we gonna get it signed or what?

Are you asking me a question?

Are you crazy? You can't speak ill of Oprah.

Are you guys mad at me?

Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?

Are you just sitting in the dark watching me?

Are you kiddin'? Nobody cuts off Biggie Smalls.

Are you kidding me?

Are you serious?

Are you still claiming 60% business use on your car?

Are you still helping number zero?

Are you supposed to be pregnant or fat?

Are you sure you weren't just high on angel dust talking to the ceiling fan?

Are you that shallow, Stan?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Are... we gonna fool around?

Aren't you gonna eat?

As a symbol of our trust, I'm giving you this honorary key.

As does the honorary key.

As future homeowners, you'll need to properly insulate.

As if. I need my S.U.V.

As we carry out Operation Pinch A Loaf.

As we grow, we pass certain milestones.

As well as head curtain side impact air bags.

As you wish.

Ascend? You're flying now.

At a dogfight in Fresno.

At death, we part.

At least one of us can fly free.

At least we're left behind together.

At the birth of our children, instead of just punching that locker.

At the ceremony, when I stepped out of the limo...

At the People's Hospital in Cameroon.

Augustus is dead!

Augustus, no!

Authorities confirm the total number of raptured at 142 million.

Aw, damn it!

Awesome. Father son egging.

Ay, Chihuahua.

Bad. It It was bad.

Bailing out people too weak to help themselves.

Bam! Told you the dry cleaning business would be a success.

Baptizing kids with a Super Soaker filled with garlic water.

Barack and I are so pleased the girls and Winfrey have hit it off.

Beautiful, Mr. Smith. I think I speak for everyone...

Because cases don't just move from here to here...

Because chances are, you're going to see a Flintstones alarm clock.

Because future armor protects everyone from the mid calf up.

Because I couldn't bear to leave you behind.

Because I know you've fought against his kind.

Because I was the one who kissed Francine.

Because I won't be needing a funeral plot.

Because I'm coming for you, John.

Because I'm not gonna be there.

Because instead of doing our normal Space Camp activities...

Because it cost us our friendship.

Because my brother lives in Langley Falls.

Because next to the name, I drew a butt taking a dookie.

Because of the roast? Guys, you heard him.

Because of this.

Because people make me mad all the time for being stupid about everything!

Because Roger got drunk and ****d them.

Because that's all that matters!

Because there is zero room left in these pants.

Because you have a huge "burgina."

Because you thought I'd be bored with you?

Because you weren't there to tell me they look stupid.

Because your teacher thought you were trying to come out to her and wanted to be supportive.

Before I came to my senses.

Before the stench makes me vomit.

Before we do anything crazy, let's make sure he has the tape.

Beg pardon?

Behind the fridge.

Being a prison psychiatrist is way harder than I thought it would be.

Believe it! That's why my penis is so small.

Believe me, you'll know him when you see him.

Best friends forever, man.

Best tiramisu I've ever had.

Better not say a fuckin' word, or I'll kill you.

Between Jesus and the Antichrist.

Between me and you, I just want to see the landscaping.

Big romantic surprise!

Blow me? You bet!

Blueprints for a **** machine.

Bong! Zing!

Boom, you're in. Just like that time at Cabo Wabo.

Both my heroes betrayed me.

Bouncers love shooting dice, and I've got a loaded pair.

Boxer shorts!

Boy, did you see a short giraffe with a mouthful of muffin?

Boy, it's a good thing I don't have testes...

Boy!

Boy's husky.

Boys, you found... Erica.

Breakfast was quiet without Roger this morning.

Breaking news. The second coming of Jesus is here.

Brenda's got you. You're her whole world right now.

Brenda's my dead cousin.

Bring that body over here.

Buddy, I need your help.

Buenas noches. Welcome to mi casa.

Buffy, I understand you think I smell weird...

Bullock just appointed me the head of the new Tactical Urban Response Division.

But a food fight? Come on.

But all my boxes of spare parts are full of Hard Rock Cafe sweatshirts.

But because it has to be moved from place to place to do so...

But black mission control be all, "Get out of the way. Here comes the shuttle!"

But Chaz and I were.

But Chimdale Prison?

But don't drive too fast.

But getting accidental mom forehead brushed on your hangsters is going too far.

But he already gave me the tape. He didn't turn us in!

But he humiliated me! And now I'm strong and brave enough to strike back!

But he's not coming out of the coma

But here, this one. This one's a dookie and a baseball cap.

But here's a dirty G string. Enjoy!

But how'd they figure it out so fast?

But I believe it was my body wash, which I've changed...

But I bet he keeps his butt clenched like he's white.

But I bet when that machine's up and running...

But I didn't get high.

But I didn't realize it was gonna be so hilly. Can I get a ride to the top?

But I don't see how that's any of your business.

But I don't want to wreck my son's.

But I got too old.

But I have to study my adult dog food manual.

But I have to tell you the truth.

But I knew that.

But I love her. I mean, she's my wife.

But I only did it because I love you and want you to succeed.

But I really had to go to the bathroom. Love, Francine."

But I rolled right over you.

But I saw these men, these underdogs, rise up and beat the odds.

But I sure would like a slice of pie right about now.

But I think that's just an office rumor.

But I want to go to Space Camp!

But I want you to know two things.

But I was just acting like a kid.

But I was thinking it's time I teach you how to do some stuff on your own.

But I was.

But I'm I'm not thinking about you when I write these songs.

But I'm leaving you...

But I'm paired up with Dennis.

But if you guys can't reel in your shenanigans...

But it didn't mean anything. It was just a drunken slipup.

But it doesn't affect me because I don't let it.

But it has just become the answer.

But it turned out I'd just been sleep turbating.

But it was right next to the arena.

But it'll come to me. It always does.

But it's hard, you know?

But it's nice to know you care enough to offer it.

But it's okay, girls, because I landed square on the rabbit and found out what's up, Doc.

But it's so terrible!

But it's time we make it all about you.

But l I can't believe you did it.

But lately Phil's been on this corduroy kick.

But Legolas is cool. He can shoot arrows.

But my family shouldn't have to pay the price.

But not because of her.

But not everyone.

But now he did, so you blew the deal.

But now I realize he only loved me for my looks.

But now that I'm home, all I can think about is getting back there.

But now with my mind in its body, I'm gonna win that race.

But now.

But once I relaxed, I was surprised how much I liked it.

But other than that, it's like camp for adults.

But Ronald Reagan himself told me to come here and return this.

But saving me was a good start.

But seriously, I want to do what the greats do when they get celebrated.

But seriously, the next parole board meets..

But she tried to kiss me on the toilet.

But she was okay.

But social programs are important.

But spending the day with a beautiful woman, that's pretty ideal for me, man.

But subconsciously, I think I just wanted to come home and get these painkillers.

But that country is our friend.

But that owl was my best friend for 15 years in the wilderness.

But the good they did still inspired you to become who you are today.

But the song's called "Love in an Elevator," not "Live in an Elevator."

But the state insists I wear a shoe you can't make a weapon out of.

But the water soaked through the bag.

But then I decided if the good name of Chex Lemeneux is gonna be tarnished...

But then I met you, and you became my rock star.

But then I'm not very good with money, am I, Hayley?

But then Obama comes along, and he makes it all better

But then Trina call me and tell me she seen his ass in the club.

But then when a white guy poops in a pool, he's all...

But then when I ask him about this nonsense, he tells me he loves me.

But there's nothing noble about this.

But they go to one of the most exclusive private schools in D.C.

But they never see it through.

But those were just to wear while I was high.

But to get there, we'd have to go through the 13th fairway...

But to get your mom to accidentally handle my nardle dangers.

But to make it up to you, I'm taking us on a friends vacation.

But what if it stood for "cat"?

But what we lack in places to swim...

But whatever you do will be good enough, 'cause I know you're trying.

But when I got home and took it out of the bag, it was a double X.L.

But when the kids left for college, we sat down to dinner one night, and boom!

But while I have you, could you do me a favor...

But you can't get around on the elephant.

But you don't need to be pushed because you're doing great on your own.

But you know what? Worth it.

But you need to start believing in yourself.

But you promised we'd go hiking.

But you really do know what looks good on me.

But you sure don't want to be around to find out.

But you went to the spa

But you were you were really trying to find it.

But you're just a little girl. You can't drink or huff.

But you're supposed to be at work. You're really late.

But your daddy is a brilliant painter.

But your initials are S.A.S. Was that a mistake?

But, Doctor, that's impossible. He was only in a reenactment.

But, sir, I'm a laughingstock.

But, Stan, wait! The fish!

But...

But... what will you do?

But... yes.

By the amount of drugs and whores you see...

By the way, "hill of bananas"? I like that. Is that a real expression?

By the way, Merlin had a producer credit the second season.

By the way, what does the Antichrist look like?

Bye bye!

Bye bye! See you soon!

Bye bye.

Bye, baby.

Bye! Have a beautiful time.

Bye! Have a beautiful time.

Bye! Have a beautiful time.

Bye! Have a beautiful time.

Bye! Have a beautiful time.

Bye! Have a beautiful time.

Bye! Have a beautiful time.

Bye! Have a beautiful time.

Bye! Have a beautiful time.

Bye! Have a beautiful time.

Bye! Have a beautiful time.

Bye! Have a beautiful time.

Bye! Have a beautiful time.

Bye! Have a beautiful time.

Bye! Have a great time.

C. I.A. agents are supposed to distribute crack to the inner city, not smoke it.

C. I.A. I'm commandeering this float.

Cadets of the Langley Falls Police Academy...

Call it Raging Bully.

Can I buy you boys some lunch?

Can I get another iced tea? Anyone watching this game? It's a blowout.

Can I help you find something?

Can I help you?

Can I help you?

Can I pet your horse?

Can I see the back?

Can I stay here tonight?

Can l Can I have some crack?

Can we just play a normal game?

Can you ask the chef if he can whip me up a room

Can you believe it?

Can you believe me and this group of "jagoffs" won the gold?

Can you do my, um, inseam now?

Can you do that, Hayley? Have you smoked that much weed?

Can you expand on that idea?

Can you think of any way you'd want to be a part of it?

Can, can you, can you spot me a $20?

Can't have too much of that.

Can't I? You're talking to the guy...

Can't we just go back to the C. I. A?

Can't you do that somewhere else?

Can't you even smile?

Can't you give me this one thing?

Can't you just give me a break, Pig fucker?

Can't you just send me to heaven?

Cannonball!

Cannonball!

Cannonball! Cannonball!

Cannonball! Cannonball!

Cannonball! Cannonball!

Cannonball! Cannonball!

Cannonball! Cannonball! Cannonball!

Cannonball! Cannonball! Cannonball!

Cannonball! Cannonball! Cannonball!

Careful now. Ninety six percent of all party fouls involve food or drink.

Careful. One hoof at a time. Good! You're doing it!

Carrie, V.O.

Caught those full in the face.

Caught you on the side of the head so you can cover it with your hair.

Certainly. Take the song "Love in an Elevator."

Chad died. Okay?

Charming. This side of you is charming.

Chaz has got your head all twisted around!

Chaz, can you take me home? My tummy doesn't feel so good.

Cheap and plentiful methamphetamines.

Check out my system.

Check your skank, tiny marsupial!

Checking out my pow pow. Continue.

Chia Pet 122271: Three and five eighths growth.

Choo choo!

Chop low, Rob Lowe, Chad Lowe.

Chop low, Rob Lowe, Chad Lowe.

Chop low, Rob Lowe, Chad Lowe.

Circle of life. Beautiful thing.

Clean yourself up.

Cleaning up after Roger again?

Close enough shave for you so far?

Closer to bread than toast I'm not joking

Cobalt blue with gold trim. Sick.

Cocaine is dirt cheap there.

Cocaine. Heroin.

Code name Buffy...

Codey now! Now!

Colton doesn't take orders from nobody!

Come back and get ruined.

Come back with cash, and we'll do business.

Come on, baby. Our chariot awaits.

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on! Damn it!

Come on, Dad Horse.

Come on, Francine.

Come on, it's been a whole week.

Come on, Roger. We're going to the C. I.A.

Come on, Stan!

Come on, Stan.

Come on, Steve, do something!

Come on, Steve. We gotta get this puppy in the air.

Come on, we need to make this work!

Come on! A little wang will cheer you right up.

Come on! Get in, Stan!

Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Follow my lead.

Come on. Go tongue blast his baloney hole!

Come on. Group kiss!

Come on. It's time. What the hell is wrong with you?

Come on. Let's get you out of here...

Come on. Let's go get Roger.

Come on. Start.

Come on. That was your left hand, drama queen.

Come on. You're really gonna kill me just 'cause I know your secret?

Comin' to kill ya!

Committed to us.

Complete rehabilitation or you'll just get in trouble again.

Condemn them, Mother...

Congratulations, Doctor.

Congratulations, honey.

Convince Obama to swim the inaugural lap...

Could take weeks.

Could you guys reschedule...

Could you imagine if I really had nips like these?

Crab walk!

Crack may cause shivers, night terrors, gay for pay...

Crack?

Crack? This is cold medicine.

Crack. Isn't it time you see what all the fuss is about?

Cramp, huh? You need to get a banana in you.

Creepy, yeah. I know.

Crime scene photography.

Crocodile tears, Mr. Smith. And you're not fooling me.

Culottes? I don't know.

Culottes.

Cut the crap. There's nothing wrong with me.

Cut!

Dad, are you there?

Dad, can you hear me?

Dad, check it out! I got a B plus on my essay about my personal hero!

Dad, he's still the same Roger!

Dad, I don't know if I can stand watch all night.

Dad, I need your help.

Dad, I'm 18. I don't need your advice anymore.

Dad, I'm sweating like a pig in this thing.

Dad, is this where all the dry cleaning money was coming from?

Dad, that's the movie Uncle Buck.

Dad, what are you doing here?

Dad, you have a problem, and you need help.

Dad?

Dad? [Grunts]

Damn it, Elvis! Leave us alone!

Damn it, I don't have time for you to estimate.

Damn it, Robertson! Speak to me in English.

Damn it, Roger, listen to me!

Damn it, Roger! Get me the hell out of here!

Damn it, Roger! That horse was my last hope to save my S.U.V.

Damn it, woman! You always jump to that.

Damn it! Just more puppy talk.

Damn it! Stan gave me a fake code!

Damn it! Why did I join that stupid cyborg program?

Damn it. If only I was a little bit lighter

Damn straight! Swing it!

Damn! Hey, you got any more of that trail mix left?

Damn. I don't have the money right now, but I can get it.

Davy Jones from The Monkees started out as a jockey.

Day Three.

Dead lady!

Dead! Everyone's dead!

Dead? Sir, we can't let them kill him.

Deal?

Dear Lord, I hope you're not still mad at us humans...

Demons are coming to **** our skulls.

Dennis is paired up with the floor now.

Detective Chaz Migliachio. Great speech today, Roger. You got a minute?

Did 50 miles. They are howling, bud.

Did he forget something?

Did he have another ticker tape parade because the deli finally named a sandwich after him?

Did that girl just leave? I think she stole my jewelry!

Did we lose the porn?

Did you bring your Zantac?