The Office - Season 2 Edit

A W E S O M E

A W E S O M E 2

A 30 year mortgage at Michael's age

A book my grom mutter used to read me when I was a kid.

A couple of mates of mine are all going down to Yates's...

A crossword puzzle, Stanley? Seriously, are you learning nothing here?

A Cugino's Pizza.

A cup could find its way under the urine. It might be an accident.

A customer. Well, sound the alarm

A dog like obedience to authority. Nice.

A DVD of American Pie 2, which is his favorite movie.

A fairy princess. You're very... I'm a lion!

A foster parent or something.

A furnace? How old is this ship?

A gentleman does not kiss and tell. And neither do I.

A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night

A handle on numbers for food and stuff,

A head injury. Well, you don't have all the information.

A hide a key rock?

A husband that I love.

A joke, but not necessarily at my expense.

A Lackawanna County volunteer sheriff's deputy to make friends.

A level of personal service to the county

A little bit of Pam, all night long. A little bit of Angela, on the sing.

A little bit of...

A little classical, little oldies? Anything is fine.

A little classical, little oldies? Anything is fine.

A little fishy? Yeah.

A little Good Will Hunting situation.

A little warmer.

A lot of it stays in this country and goes to home grown problems...

A lot of people are abusing the system.

A lot of stuff.

A man, sitting several seats down, who has a gold face,

A Mediators Toolchest.

A person who works in this office. Maybe all of them.

A place that will make you happy,

A Purpose Driven Life.

A real man makes his own luck. Billy Zane, Titanic.

A real relationship isn't like a fairytale.

A really dumb joke, and Craig, the idiot, took it seriously.

A robot.

A saleswoman has a vagina.

A satisfied customer posted online.

A ski mask and a swimsuit.

A three hour tour

A ton of 14 year old girls who could kick his ass.

A work environment excellent?

A world that is teeming with sweat and dirt and life.

A, that's what she said, and, B, I wanted it to be impressive.

Abby's my fiancee Stacey's daughter.

About 10 minutes ago.

About a relative of his who got caught up in the world of drugs.

About a week, or maybe a month. I can't...

About eight pints of lager!

About how tough it is to raise kids

About making commitments

About sexual relations with your boss...

About the beheaded Anne Boleyn.

About the neighborhood.

About the suggestion box meeting when Jan was here.

About what? I don't know.

About when you want to give me more of your money?

Absolutely, that's what we need to do. You're right.

Actually I'm sending Ryan on a top secret mission.

Actually it's a symbol for eternal discipline.

Actually, Bulgaria. So...

Actually, I better go check

Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children

Actually, I do own property.

Actually, I don't see ever getting married.

Actually, I have a separate folder for complaints against Michael.

Actually, I haven't talked to her in a while.

Actually, I'm sort of hosting this charity thing

Actually, I'm the skipper. Okay.

Actually, I've been meaning to come by here for a long time...

Actually, it has been withdrawn. So that is no help to us. Next!

Actually, it's owned by Beakman Properties,

Actually, like, suspiciously quickly. So I'm ordering a CAT scan.

Actually, Megan?

Actually, no, we have a couple of questions.

Actually, that might be warehouse.

Actually, they just don't get very much work done when I'm not here.

Actually, this would be good practice for your wedding toast.

Actually, tomorrow's not good. How about later in the week?

Actually, we just got a memo from IT

Actually, we just...

Actually, yeah.

Actually...

Adapt, react, readapt, apt.

Adapt. React. Readapt.

Address this when we meet again.

Afghani.

Aficionado Monthly?

After a clean strike to the chest, stomach or kidneys,

After all we've been through... Michael, Michael...

After it was me who saved others from redundancy. And then it's back...

After my divorce. Really?

After you said you weren't coming, I invited Carol to come

Again. We do that every year.

Agent Michael Scarn, you lost some weight.

Agent Michael Scarn, you so funny. Word.

Agent Michael Scarn.

Ah?

AIDS is not funny.

Ain't nobody gonna help you out there.

Aka the disableds. A lot of money goes to these fellas.

Alan and I will conduct your performance review

Albeit bored.

Albeit bored.

Ali G? Ali Keith!

All aboard for sales!

All good. Happy Halloween.

All he has to do is initial these at the end of every quarter.

All I'd like to do today is to hear you...

All in.

All in.

All it really means is that we're friends.

All of her sensitive e mails immediately.

All relationships? Even a one night stand?

All right

All right everybody, lock the doors, turn off the lights.

All right mate? Probably wondering who they're gonna offer David's job too. Me.

All right, all right, that was great!

All right, all right, well, good, yeah, but you know,

All right, Beesly. Hey, Happy Valentine's Day.

All right, buddy.

All right, ciao. Adios!

All right, come on.

All right, Dwight Schrute, everyone.

All right, Dwight, as you know I'm heading to New York today,

All right, everybody in the conference room now. Let's go. Let's do it!

All right, here we go!

All right, here's the deal. This is my fault, this is totally on me.

All right, hey, Dwight...

All right, I need a volunteer to come up here and hold my stick!

All right, I wasn't expecting that. Let's go draw.

All right, I'll see you.

All right, I'm done now.

All right, I'm just gonna take it on three,

All right, Kevin. You are accused of making sexually suggestive remarks to Angela

All right, let me explain, again.

All right, let's count it down, like Rockefeller Center.

All right, let's get this started.

All right, let's go, let's go, let's go.

All right, let's head out.

All right, let's listen to that again.

All right, let's not get hung up on the furnace. It's just...

All right, man.

All right, next suggestion. Next suggestion.

All right, now, you're the expert. Is this enough to get 20 people plastered?

All right, okay. Okay. Ten minutes.

All right, Simon? How's it going?

All right, so raise your hand if you wanna get rich.

All right, that's it.

All right, that's the way you wanna do it?

All right, then. Well, I'm asking. Ok? Please don't make me redundant.

All right, we'll have a motivational dance contest!

All right, we'll keep 'em rolling.

All right, we're all gonna go around the room,

All right, well, I guess this is where we leave you off.

All right, well, now I'm in a terrible mood.

All right, what's the damage? $39.60.

All right, who's next? Who's next? Who's next?

All right, you can use your clothing to send a message about your ambitions

All right!

All right! The point is four. Shooter, roll it. Four!

All right?

All right?

All right?

All right? Hello. Just another normal day at the office.

All right? Take a chair not literally!

All right? Think about it.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right.

All right. But you will let me run this meeting.

All right. Bye.

All right. Don't get so het up about it.

All right. Great. Okay.

All right. Here we go.

All right. Here we go.

All right. How about the Phyllis Angela dispute

All right. Is that it?

All right. It's Christmas dinner. Royal family having a Christmas dinner.

All right. Let's move on.

All right. Let's talk about clothing.

All right. Next.

All right. No

All right. Number one.

All right. Okay, Dwight... Self taught.

All right. Okay, well...

All right. Pamela! Come on down!

All right. Period.

All right. Thanks, man.

All right. Troops

All right. We are moving.

All right. Well, you know what? Since Toby doesn't speak for everybody,

All right. Yeah!

All right... Have you ever been to Scranton, Jan?

All the flotties on the group tab.

All this love we feel

All time favorite! Play by the rules.

All we have to do is keep on walking.

All worked out in the end, though.

Allergy to... the desk?

Allright?

Allright? Then we'll say no more about it. All right?

Allright. I'll ask you straight. Is there anything that can happen between us two while this is going on?

Allright. Ok. We're just.. yeah, thanks. What are you going to write about this? because I thought... Ok. Cheers. I thought we were...

Almost quitting time.

Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family.

Also, I have never missed a day due to illness,

Also, it's very accepting of all lifestyles.

Also, there will be no bonuses.

Also, this branch is closing.

Also, you. Not playing favorites.

Although he is a tool.

Although I'm sure Stanley has had his fair share of obstacles.

Although it does make sense to fire the least popular

Although they do it in London and everythng, so..

Although, two bathrooms would have been nice.

Always dignity.

Am I fine? Um... I've just heard you were leaving.

Am I on camera? Nope.

Am I the 107th caller?

American Way? CRACKED?

Amish.

An African American father of two,

An extraordinary time.

An oven mitt?

And a better title at Cumberland Mills.

And a big walk in closet.

And a bloody good one, you know.

And a place that is far, far away from the evil sun.

And a race car pulls up, and the guy says,

And a saleswoman?

And a show that you might remember called Fundle Bundle.

And a woman. Oh, no.

And after that, nobody ever messed with the Damn Rascals ever again.

And afterwards we could just watch bowling.

And all the kids got to ride the pony and I had to go inside.

And also because of Dwight too.

And also, I want you to know and spread the word that I will have my digital camera

And also, Roy got me an iPod

And Angela has cats.

And anyone who wants to see a real show, come with me outside now.

And apparently I can't say anything.

And apparently, judging from her outfit,

And around the corner.

And as a result, all of you are getting bonuses for $1,000.

And as boss I need to have a living arrangement in order to do work.

And as much as I think you're a great guy, and I like you,

And as much as you can, please refrain from touching things.

And as soon as it's over,

And at some point, the daddy can't take a bath with the kids anymore.

And based upon what I have seen,

And before that I was O. J. It was pretty funny.

And besides, I'm a roulette expert.

And brush our teeth.

And by the time I got out, the pony was already in the truck

And by the way, I haven't.

And comments like that, they just... I know what I said.

And communicate!

And Craig, you saw him, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed.

And cried with me, and I appreciate that.

And Dawn French is going "Where're you going? "you haven't done the washing up. You haven't put the rubbish out".

And despite what you might think

And did you get what you wanted?

And did, twice. You saw the plaque, right?

And do you mind typing up those appraisal contracts?

And do your job better... than... you... do it.

And don't call me Shirley. Airplane!

And don't say the bathroom, because I kicked in all the stalls.

And donate that money to charity?

And dressed like one of The Village People.

And Dunder Mifflin is four years into a seven year lease.

And Dwight figured it out.

And Dwight is Kramer.

And Dwight was asking about human anatomy.

And Dwight.

And embarrass me and yourself, because I will not stand for it, ok?

And ere they dream what he's about,

And even though we're still a family here at Dunder Mifflin, families grow.

And exhibit completely professional behavior.

And expense reports,

And feed them on your dreams

And finally, Pam Beesly.

And fly the coop. What are you telling me?

And for Dwight Schrute, the silver medal.

And for you? Tell me, Dana. How is your chicken breast?

And fourth, getting presents. So, four things. Not bad for one day.

And gave me the duties of a sempai.

And get off my desk.

And get that credit rate faxed over or emailed or whatever?

And God has a really cute sense of humor.

And goes to reception to talk to you.

And has all the integrity in the world and...

And he can have whatever he wants.

And he gave his wife the biggest diamond ring.

And he gets crabs.

And he got the girl that he buys real estate from.

And he had skin cancer, too.

And he has been a temp here for a couple of months,

And he is in charge of something.

And he is on TV now!

And he is psyched, 'cause all these women are smoking hot, perfect 10s,

And he is rewarding me back

And he lent it to Creed,

And he needs absolute silence.

And he said that only Dwight

And he should be the one who's getting a better job offer.

And he wasn't making a move. So in my head I was like,

And he's about 90% sure.

And he's heard it before. So that's the sort of... yeah.

And he's kind of gotten the lay of the land a little bit.

And he's not gonna help you

And he's, like, I can't do that. I can't serve you.

And help out a friend and this is what happens.

And here we have Stanley the manly, now Stanley is a Dundee Allstar, aren’t you Stan ?

And his favorite lunch.

And his kindness healed my foot.

And hit some of my favorite haunts.

And how did you get my resume?

And how did you know they were black belts?

And how does that work?

And I almost always... Really? I thought they were pretty...

And I am completely underdressed.

And I am not going to tell them

And I am street smart and book smart.

And I am the Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin, Michael Scott.

And I am your boss, I think you should just go home.

And I broke that oath today.

And I bumped my elbow against the wall,

And I can see it's definitely not in you, I don't want to be sued because you haven't got it so..you know..

And I confided in the world's worst confidante.

And I consider myself a great philanderer.

And I could work here for years.

And I did a little in college, and I'd still love to do something

And I did him as Basil Fawlty.

And I did not become

And I didn't know what to say. Wow.

And I didn't tell anyone 'cause I'm not really sure how I feel about it.

And I do not intend on moving.

And I don't agree about the B.O.,

And I don't agree with that in the workplace!"

And I don't even know if anything's gonna come out. Okay?

And I don't have to see you tomorrow or Sunday,

And I don't think somebody in your position should be laughing at black people.

And I don't think that I did anything wrong.

And I don't want anyone there who has called me a hussy.

And I entertained Dwight to no end with my bar story.

And I expect you to forget anything

And I feel God in this Chili's tonight.

And I feel like you want more than this little office has to offer.

And I got a really bad rash from the pony.

And I got all my...

And I got her this teapot,

And I got your number from the corporate directory,

And I have a glass of red wine with dinner about once a week, for the antioxidants.

And I have my answers.

And I have to do it in the office.

And I have to give it to her? I don't have a choice?

And I haven't been there in months.

And I hear people go, "Oh no. The money just goes to hungry foreigners." Not true.

And I hope to someday live in a world

And I hope your girlfriend knows that your gay coz otherwise she's gonna get a big surprise.

And I just can't believe that you told everybody.

And I just can't wait to see how you handle it.

And I just loved that.

And I just thought you were speaking abnormally.

And I just... I don't want to offend

And I keep looking over at the door, hoping she'll walk in.

And I know it's illegal in Pennsylvania,

And I know that that crush ended a long time ago.

And I know we all love our cushy jobs and our fun, exciting office,

And I love to draw.

And I may come down there and fire you if you don't do your job.

And I misspelled in front of the entire school

And I never came outside.

And I never get to meet girls with lip rings and she had one.

And I never have, and I never will.

And I now need someone to come and bring me in to work.

And I now think that they did it on purpose and it was directed at me

And I really look and scrutinize to see what you guys are writing.

And I really wanna know what the hell's going on with Dwight.

And I really want a wife and kids.

And I think everyone would love to see their fearless leader here.

And I think I may have gotten high accidentally

And I think I proved that today at the dojo.

And I think that I will go home and rest.

And I think that it was really unfair of us

And I think the Rangers practice there sometimes.

And I told everybody everything about it?

And I try to hold off taking them for as long as possible.

And I turned it in today when I tendered my resignation.

And I understand that you'd want to just spread your wings

And I understand we have a birthday today!

And I used the money to buy something awesome. Sue me!

And I walk around the piles to get an outfit...

And I want you to listen to a voicemail from my boss.

And I want you... Is that a real,

And I want... I'm gonna kill you. Michael Scott here.

And I wanted to know what you were up to tomorrow,

And I was four and I was great.

And I was just like, What? You know.

And I was sitting next to him the whole night,

And I was supposed to let somebody go by the end of the month.

And I was totally joking, anyway. I mean...

And I was wondering if anybody would like to join in?

And I was wondering... Could you keep that down?

And I went against my better judgment and I gave her a Save the Date.

And I will admit, best part of my morning is staring at it.

And I will call the hospital.

And I will deliver those personally in a Sebring.

And I will give you the rest of the 10 at lunch.

And I will return in about 10 minutes.

And I will see you there burning.

And I will travel to New Zealand

And I wore a stained dress.

And I would do it, but I'm too shy. Please, Jim. Please, please, please.

And I would have landed it, but my dad wanted us to go back to our seats.

And I would know probability wise, exactly what feature to pick on my card

And I would want to see the Pacific Ocean.

And i'd do the drummer, the lead singer, and that one who plays violin.

And I'd forget, too.

And I'd like them in by the end of the day. Okay.

And I'll be taking pictures all along the way.

And I'll bring the papers, too. Good. All right.

And I'll just go into the audience and I'll pick on someone at random. I'll just go "You sir. What's your name?"

And I'll see you Monday.

And I'm blanking on the name. Could you help me out, Pam?

And I'm going to go get me a New York slice.

And I'm gonna go do my work.

And I'm gonna take you all in. Wow.

And I'm happy to say that you passed.

And I'm learning that fun for Kelly

And I'm mad.

And I'm not messing this up. So, I'll see you tomorrow

And I'm really sorry about that. I just...

And I'm supposed to work there? I'm supposed to...

And I'm sure that it was clove cigarettes.

And I'm the one who ended up with Dwight's stupid paint ball pellets.

And I'm thinking that next time you're in the shower,

And I'm very angry. Hold that thought.

And I'm your party captain, too!

And I've always been in the paper industry, haven't I? yeah.

And I've been really nice to her, and I haven't told anyone, and...

And I've decided to make you official security supervisor of the branch.

And I've got a lot of work to do and I wasn't planning on going to the bathroom

And I've incorporated a lot of his ideas into my own course.

And if everyone would just chip in a little bit,

And if it was an especially cold winter

And if it's ideas for tv shows game shows or whatever you want I'm your man.

And if she is at the pool,

And if we get this, they might not have to downsize our branch.

And if we're lucky,

And if you cannot behave like ladies, well then you are not going to have a bathroom.

And if you have lost both legs and both arms, just go, "at least I'm not dead!"

And if you haven't got your health, if you've got one leg, at least you haven't got two legs missing.

And if you wanted dancing, you should have come to me. No need to rehearse that, it's a planned..

And in conclusion, I think Lex Luther said it best when he said,

And in exchange, you owe me one great big, giant favor,

And in the future, if I want to say something funny,

And is happily married to a marine biologist.

And it can be embarrassing.

And it does not need to be clean.

And it doesn't matter how great a guy I am.

And it ended with him telling me he could bench press 190 pounds.

And it has always been my understanding

And it is another beautiful day

And it is R rated. It is not rated G.

And it is style three, and it is not ideal.

And it is very painful and, apparently, some people throw up.

And it is why I intend on keeping that secret for as long as I possibly can.

And it limits your outbound internet communications. Anymore questions?

And it needs to be just killer.

And it pains me to see all of the negativity festering.

And it shouldn't stop us from having fun.

And it showed me how much I had to offer other people.

And it started to snow at exactly midnight.

And it was really funny, so I kept the other two.

And it wasn't even his birthday.

And it worked. Yes.

And it would be inappropriate for me to take a bath with Pam.

And it's "did I communicate?" "yes you did." "Did I get something across?" "yes you did."

And it's a school night...

And it's certainly something we've been thinking about as well.

And it's definitely a step up and a challenge.

And it's in our dangerous warehouse

And it's like... so that's up to you, I'm afraid.

And it's not an office suggestion.

And it's not like there was the Lone Ranger and Tonto and Bonto.

And it's nothing personal. I just think that if he were there,

And it's purely budgetary. It's not personal...

And it's something that each and every one of us have to think about.

And it's the reason why comedy clubs have a 2 drink minimum.

And it's under the porch.

And it's...

And Jan is a fantastic executive

And Jan was really happy for me

And Jim Halpert tried to convince me I committed murder.

And just good for Jim. They are so cute together.

And know they love you

And know what else? I think she is gorgeous.

And laughter also.

And leave.

And less time on personal stuff.

And less time on personal stuff.

And let you talk about her that way without me defending her honor.

And make sure that it's really dead.

And make us biscuits with gravy.

And make you give him the keys to your car

And making choices. Right?

And making decisions, using the boat as an analogy.

And maybe just don't joke around about that stuff in front of her

And Michael is like Mozart.

And Michael Scott, Scranton.

And motorcycle head injuries, worker's comp, and diet pill lawsuits.

And my animal deserves a lot of loving.

And my cell phone charger from two years ago.

And my cell phone charger from two years ago.

And my middle name is Kurt, not fart.

And my mother was rubbing cream on me for probably three hours

And my personal tip is my rise to the top, which gives it a whole new edge.

And my roommate wants to meet everybody.

And no judging or you statements.

And no one can say no to being my friend.

And nobody would ever know I had ever been here.

And now he wants to know what I think.

And now he's found someone better.

And now he's making me look through hours of footage to find highlights.

And now I am recruiting you.

And now I don't have to pay for a sitter.

And now it turns out she complained about me to Toby.

And now my elbow has a protuberance.

And now the N O And he's been says Hello

And now, a very special treat.

And now, I guess they're, like, going out or dating or something.

And now, the black guy from the Police Academy movies,

And number five is win win win

And obviously there'd be acting up pay.

And on the dock with the Gilligan thing.

And one I probably should have thought about before I called you.

And one would be humor.

And our deal is, that it's up to me to revive him.

And our manhood.

And out of the mouths of babes,

And Packer told them that we were brothers.

And Pam is Rachel

And people around here just go crazy for it.

And people could put in suggestions anonymously.

And people say she's just a big pair of tits.

And perky and kind of judgmental.

And Phyllis is a valued member of that family, like a grandmother.

And place them under the tree, like so.

And please don't call me, and we'll see how things go Monday.

And put them in Michael's pudding.

And remind them what is great about this place.

And salesmen expect to be entertained and you are the main act.

And says that he's king of the world within the first hour,

And see two groups here.

And Shakespeare.

And she gets back tomorrow, so it'll be nice to see her.

And she got him a cake at the restaurant,

And she is a woman.

And she is here, like you, to learn from what I have to say.

And she is your boss.

And she planted flowers on it,

And she set a date for the wedding with Roy.

And she was asking me about stuff, line by line, while we were having dinner.

And she's just..

And she's our receptionist.

And she's totally incompetent. Really? Here we go.

And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself.

And so become yourself

And so I try to make sure... I'll do that. It's all right.

And so we're gonna have our weekly suggestion box meeting.

And so, after watching my mom go through so much pain,

And so, you know, one thing led to another,

And soft shell crab just happens to be my favorite food.

And some people are getting a bit get nervous about that

And some singles if you will?

And somehow I'm supposed to put on a costume and smile.

And sometimes you just let it go to voicemail.

And South America.

And start having dentist appointments that aren't dentist appointments,

And start making some suggestions, okay?

And stupid, and you do have coffee breath, by the way.

And take care of her.

And teach your children well

And tell us of something tragic

And thanks for inviting me. You were right, I needed it.

And that about does it, thank you.

And that can be anyhting from making sure she's got enough money to buy groceries each week,

And that can be kind of awkward.

And that is all I needed.

And that is when it's nice to let them know that you could beat them up.

And that is why I feel I deserve this raise.

And that is why I'm going to let you

And that is why the idea of a cage match

And that isn't weird?

And that Michael supported it.

And that might make things kind of awkward,

And that that bugs him.

And that tricks them into doing something stupid.

And that was an improv

And that way, we will overcome our fear of public speaking.

And that will be nothing compared to the cost of losing your jobs.

And that will make me feel better about not having dreams.

And that's excellent because bugs love

And that's gonna happen. You know, we're guys, so...

And that's how I spent my entire day, that day.

And that's not going "Oh look at me today. I'm entertaining whilst saving lives. Aren't I brilliant?"

And that's that.

And that's the last thing you ever said to him?

And that's the way we like it.

And that's very much like... me.

And that's what I'll be working on this afternoon.

And that's what today's all about dignity.

And that's when we get our work done.

And that's why you did that thing with Michael.

And the answer is

And the best and craziest thing that happens

And the disabled, welcome, all.

And the first thing that they teach you is that

And the Grand Canyon.

And the guys are saying, Chug! Chug! Chug!

And the last thing you want is for a major interruption.

And the lead character Shyla is framed for murder,

And the lights are too bright.

And the other one is short and blond

And the oxygen supply to your blood is increased. So, you feel..

And the people who work here are like citizens of Gotham City.

And the reason I didn't get anything for this particular person,

And the rest of you can go to hell.

And the second guy says,

And the third guy says, I got you both beat.

And the Tight Ass award goes to Angela,

And the woman says,

And their eldest is like that Dustin Hoffman in "Rain Man", so..

And then a few weeks in New York,

And then cuts their thumbs clean off

And then he has a sugar crash in the afternoon. And then he falls asleep.

And then he runs around the office.

And then he went into his closet and dug out this little number

And then he'll be sure to give you a raise.

And then I just need you to sign here at this arrow.

And then I lost it in a pyramid scheme,

And then I will hike Mount Doom.

And then I'll go, "Right! you have to be thick skinned in business."

And then I'm gonna phone David and I want you to say exactly what I write down, ok?

And then it's, like, all regret because, Oh, I regret that.

And then lee thought it would be a good idea for us to both get full time jobs,

And then maybe they could, you know, do something in their own country

And then Michael's there and it's horrible.

And then Packer did both of them.

And then suddenly, for no reason,

And then they're like, When are we gonna go on a date date?

And then threw it in a bag.

And then we sell it to a business for more than we paid for it.

And then you can stay and have a drink.

And then you have to tame it.

And then you just never end up sending it.

And then, corporate is gonna send in a lawyer...

And then, Dwight would be, like...

And then, once we're all gone, they jack up the prices.

And then, that would stick it to both of them.

And then, you just tick on of the boxes. "Not at all. To some extent. Very much so. Don't know."

And there aren't enough spaces on the lifeboat.

And there he is, in the flesh, Agent Michael Scarn.

And there is beer available on the porch.

And there is one department... Yes.

And there use to be one Indian fella, used to work up here. Lovely chap. He left. Didn't like it. Up to him.

And there was dancing and fireworks. Pretty good date.

And there weren't enough grains or vegetables,

And there's really nothing for you to do there, but the kid's having a really good time, so,

And therein lies the true essence of his charisma.

And they are trying to make me

And they do more work when I'm not here.

And they do. Your parents love you very much.

And they don't only list their strengths and weaknesses, but also mine as a boss.

And they freak out.

And they had no yams? They had no yams.

And they have some good points. What? A union?

And they run us out of business.

And they said that it was clove cigarettes.

And they said, No. But Ryan seemed cool either way...

And they were cracking upp and he loved it because it was nothing vicious.

And they will get a mini fridge,

And they're also the backside of the gold, so no flipping.

And they're dirty and grimy and sweaty.

And they're expecting excellence, because I did do such a good job.

And they're kind of running us out of business.

And they're saying this has to be done by the end of the month...

And they're singing their ethnic songs and...

And things were getting hot and heavy, Yeah and I was about to take her bra off,

And this entire office will be punished.

And this is everybody's favorite day, everybody looks forward to it.

And this is more of a ying yang thing.

And this is the card.

And this next award is going out to our own little Pam Beesly,

And this presentation is Desert Storm.

And this year I got to the third week in January.

And together we rocked the office.

And uh, He talks like this and he always says one thing.

And until Dwight comes up, if he ever does,

And walk The Lord of the Rings trail to Mordor,

And wants a seat facing the receptionist. Nice.

And we are brothers. No. We're not brothers.

And we are converting our warehouse

And we are going to see the Alaska Film Festival...

And we are going to sell that to charity

And we both have to hear Dwight order deer urine over the Internet.

And we brought them back to the motel,

And we didn't even sleep together.

And we heard Michael change the lyrics to a number of classic songs, which for me,

And we make a great team.

And we met this set of twins,

And we're going to make toasts.

And welcome to Monte Carlo!

And well, I was assuming that you probably gave it to them

And what an adorable car.

And what kind of tunes you want for the ride?

And what she's actually thinking of a is a black man's cock.

And what she's thinking of is a black man's cock.

And when I found out that you were engaged, I mean...

And when I wake up, I feel fine.

And when I went to the bathroom,

And when I've finished with Slough, there's Reading, Aldershot, Bracknell.

And when people noticed, we convinced them that they were crazy.

And when people said to me "what do you do"