The Office - Season 1 Edit

A big surprise. Ok?

A bit of a... Oh, God, a bit of a mad morning.

A check for the kids, and for the teen.

A donate to the charity.

A first job in the country, barely spoke English,

A gay man's not going to put me off, I can handle myself

A good week end going there?

A group of people who work together.

A grown man but he said that's or its innovative you know the futon into bed and close all

A healthcare plan for our office,

A hero is born out of a child with trauma, or out of a disaster,

A hero is part human, part supernatural,

A hero kills people. People that wish him harm.

A little word that I think's important in management called morale.

A midget is still a dwarf, but their arms and legs are in proportion.

A profit.

A reason for everybody to get together.

A ride home like a taxicab all copyright Hong might be a ride home and coffee

A soldier

A special filing cabinet for things from corporate.

A spider is an arachnid. Not an insect. Yeah?

A spider is not an insect officially. Thank you.

A spy from the warehouse, trying to figure out our players eh man?

A uterus is different from a vagina. I still have a vagina.

A very nice United for death do I have a special someone %HESITATION will yeah of course bunch

A weasel, probably.

About 3 years, and we were supposed to get married in September,

About an hour. You're already here.

About protecting the sales staff and they said they couldn't guarantee it

About quantity and type of paper,

About that. But I'm going to have to slow down.

About the picture of David with the two blokes jizzing on him.

Abraham Lincoln once said that if you're a racist

Abraham Lincoln, definitely,

Actually better this way no it's not because I could just click on the icon and then I'm on to Michael can I ask you some I

Actually I prefer not to start that way.

Actually not Morecambe and Wise, because there's no straight man,

Actually that would be a good salary for me don't you think? Six million dollars?

Actually we don't have any staff birthdays coming up.

Actually you call me in here, but yeah.

Actually, people are really unhappy

Addict up double of the box why it's like a slang for Starbucks they're all over the place %HESITATION man that

African Americans!

After investigation,

Against letting gay men into the army.

Ah this is our receptionist Pam.

Ah.

Ai1 I can't. You do it.

Aka, for you.

Alan and I have created an incentive program me Hey how is our tell Alan that the Mets suck okay

Alan and the board have decided

All convalescences into...

All for that. All for that in the workplace.

All hot okay great off the hook excellent okay call alright have fun don't drink and drive take

All I know is I can type in...

All I will say is what I said at the time. Ok?

All it is is he was a member of a secret political party,

All it is...

All of the stress and responsibility of my job here just melts away.

All right

All right done deal, thank you very much sir,

All right everybody pretty, come on, here we go, it's time. Let's do some good.

All right everybody stretch out a little bit. Stretch, stretch it, full stretch.

All right fine, you know what?

All right guys, come on! Let's bring it in. Here we go.

All right Jim your quarterlies look very good.

All right let's go.

All right, all right, secret sign.

All right, here's the deal you guys

All right, I have some news for you. There is a big surprise.

All right, lads? What are you watching?

All right, lads? What are you watching?

All right, managing by walking around!

All right, Sheila?

All right, take care.

All right, there might chatting, and giggling,

All right, was it anything you wanted to add to the agenda?

All right, well let me show you how it's done.

All right, who did this?

All right, yes

All right?

All right?

All right?

All right?

All right?

All right?

All right? Don't rake up old graves.

All right? Enjoying the party?

All right? Especially for a soldier.

All right? One word, two syllables demarcation. All right?

All right? So, if you're ready.

All right. Cool! Very good.

All right. Now watch where I place this mug...

All right. Once you get down into the mine,

All right. See you then.

All right. That time it was correct.

All right. You tell them with my permission.

All that sort of stuff, yeah. Just like take control of the body.

All you need are Honesty, Empathy, Respect and Open mindedness.

Allright? starting off with your workstation.

Although I understand if they're absolutely necessary, as a businessman..

Although if I win it, I probably have got to take it back, or give it to charity or something,

Although you can all use her Oh, as the actress said to the bishop.

Always start with a joke.

Am I a good buddies I'm sort of Pam's go to guy for her problem you know stuff like work or I her fiance Roy or

Am I gonna tell them? No I'm not going to tell them, I don't see the point of that.

Am I making you nervous?

Am I?

American way %HESITATION magazine that's the in flight magazine some great articles and that they did this rate profile

An elf is a supernatural being.

An immature little tosser.

An office.

And

And a boss second.

And a boss second. Probably an entertainer third.

And a...

And an office can't function that way.

And anyway, I don't do sloppy seconds.

And Asia.

And basketball is like Jazz, you know you kind of...

And because you're getting old.

And bend your knees.

And black people are actually more racists,

And busy busy busy, can't step away, I just wanted to check in and

And by gay I mean, you know, not in a homosexual way at all,

And do not fuck with the big boys.

And do you always imagine doing it face to face with a bloke

And don't call my second in command, an arse faced weasel.

And don't... you know I like a laugh, Tim.

And every lunchtime!

And everybody finds it hilarious, and ground breaking,

And everyone put Vulcan, which is incorrect.

And find these people a plan that will work for them. Ok?

And Gareth went, "Oh, look just everyone gets one point,"

And go by the beat of a different drummer and nobody gets me and they're always put up walls animals turn him down just breaking down barriers

And go, "oh, hold on, what's going on here?

And he goes, "tag along if you want,

And he has started making redundancies, David.

And he wants to take the wave runners to the lake this Saturday, so...

And head down there, get to the hotel, the room is count.

And her dad's not only a copper, but he's a bloody big bugger, isn't he,

And here we have "Miter' Roger's neighborhood".

And here's one right. Witnesses that I started this one, right.

And I can't tolerate that. I'm going to have to pass on...

And I go into the exact same routine, same comedy timing,

And I had to go up to the room with him, and go, "Look, Dad, there's no Japanese sniper."

And I just think all those people really helped the world, in so many ways,

And I just want to take this opportunity to put the record straight.

And I knew all this stuff already so...

And I know nobody's going to want to do it, everybody's going to complain and bitch and,

And I play basketball every week end,

And I spend...

And i thought "ah he's using one of my catchphrases"

And I want you to look them over and sign them, as a kind of a group pledge.

And I want you to treat other people like the race

And I was thinking that

And I was wondering if maybe you would like to.

And I went, "i'll see if i can stand it." I was worse than them by the end!

And I wouldn't wish that on Joshua's men,

And I'd just like to say...

And I'm boring myself talking about it.

And I'm doing my own stapling.

And I'm going, ''No. Over my dead body.''

And I'm having a unbelievably busy day.

And I'm not homophobic.

And I'm seeing the flies and the starvation

And if he succeeds, then, you know,

And if I need the meeting room for a meeting, it's the meeting room again, so..

And if it were in my hands,my hands are tied. It's nothing personal, It's just based on factors that...

And if they've let me in charge of that one big pie,

And is therefore trying to get us kicked out.

And it could be worse. There's a neighbour of mine, Kelvin...

And it would also help me if you were seated.

And it's come down to the calculator.

And it's irresponsible to the rest of your unit as well, all right?

And it's probably more advanced than you're used to.

And it's up to either you or him

And it's up to either you or him to convince me that your branch can incorporate the other

And Jan is thinking about downsizing either the Stanford branch or this branch.

And Jennifer is talking of either

And just, ok, thanks, thanks for your help,

And listen, ok? Stop taking advantage of my good nature.

And my only problem with that is venereal disease,

And New York New York,

And not because I'm in it,

And not just another arbitrary job.

And now's the time to stop putting Gareth's possessions in jelly, all right?

And on the back it says: 100% post customer contempt.

And people file a complaint to corporate?

And probably God be the fourth one.

And professionalism is...

And put some bright side in his hair.

And says, "thank you, David, for the opportunity and continued support

And she if she is the boss

And she is black, and she probably... she's married. It's not even low.

And she seems to think the reason you didn't take the job was not because you didn't want it,

And some of you will lose your jobs.

And someone is going to come in and talk to us about diversity,

And spy on our other branch, no no no, but before he does so,

And take over the holiday and weekend work calendar.

And that is that we are...

And that is what I want, ok? That's all.

And that one call ends up being 25% of my commission, for the whole year.

And that there certainly wont be any redundancies so..

And that was three years ago.

And that...

And that's Crufts.

And that's not me being mean Dwight,

And that's something we've all got to look forward to. So,

And that's something we've all got to look forward to. So,

And that's why when I see... rubbish.

And that's, I think, what influenced her

And the answer was going to be Dostoyevsky.

And the best thing about it is that

And the birthday person is: Drum roll please....

And the board thought that either you or Neil should take over the role.

And the culprit, whoever it is, is in this room.

And the good news is I don't need to give you any severance pay

And the only reason why I made copies for everyone was that you wouldnít be embarrassed.

And the only thing that makes that crazy ride worthwhile is

And then explain it

And then head office said... yeah.

And then, they drip down the back of my throat.

And then...

And they made him a knight of the realm.

And they moved to the united states a year before I was born,

And they probably did oral.

And they put him in a Siberian labour camp for four years,

And they're all worried about their jobs,

And they're going, ''Don't put your neck on the line for us.'' And I'm going ''I will if I want to.''

And they've all entered your hole without you knowing.

And this year, I'm pushing recycle paper on them, for one percent more.

And this...

And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.

And Tim.

And Toby is in human resources... and they're talking?

And today we're going to find out what those dangers are together.

And type of copier paper.

And uh.. Gareth's a culture vulture,

And uh.. That comes out.

And uh.. well then you'll probably go out and get a part time cleaning job or something.

And until that time, there will be no healthcare coverage for anyone.

And very nice to meet you.

And wake up in another five years time and say, "shit! Done it again."

And what I want you to do is shout out and shout, mind ''safe'' or ''dangerous.''

And whether they can pay for it.

And whether we can supply it with them,

And which I hate, and it is a waste of that kind of food.

And while she's under my roof, she will obey my laws. So...

And yeah, I'm looking forward to play.

And yeah, Jim, now is the time to stop pulling Dwight's personal effects into jello.

And you ain't gonna be messing with my children.

And you can learn lessons about life even if you don't win.

And you can't muck about there thats one of the rules.

And you cannot screw around there.

And you could do a man from behind?

And you do prefer it to the money?

And you don't.

And you got to just pretend to ignore it, wipe it away.

And you have made my life so much easier,

And you know something a little... just useful for a change, just this once.

And you're going to love me as well, not because of what I am, not anything sexual...

And you're lying there, they've caught you with your trousers down,

And you've made my life easier

And you've pitched your tent...

And your branch will be downsized and incorporated into his?

And, I'm sinking a few, you know swish swish swish,

And.. I think he put all his memoirs in that.

And... here it is, here we go...

Anderton.

Anton's a lovely bloke don't get me wrong

Any fluids. Right? Good.

Any messages?

Anytime Michael asks me to do anything I just tell me that Dwight should do it.

Anyway whatever happens it ain't going to be a flashy wedding.

Anyway, he is a vegetable now.

Anyway...

Apart from all the sex, but we'll do it at your place next time so you don't have to worry.

Arcady click click here if you are %HESITATION you like the new and improved Pam Pam six point out okay

Are we ready for the game?

Are you

Are you a team again?

Are you coming, jobless?

Are you going to apologise to Tim?

Are you going to apologise to Tim?

Are you going to engelate <?the cup brains?> on Sunday?

Are you going to the party?

Are you keeping Anton on because he's disabled?

Are you really in charge of picking an healthcare plan?

Are you saying you cheated science and faked high blood pressure

Are you sure about that?

Arista this is the mac Daddy of espresso well yeah well in the office well I know what you think is your

As a doctor you would not tell a patient if they had cancer.

As a joke, yeah.

As a woman with two men doing that all over me.

As cool well she might know great okay okay go ahead back I think in order to be a ladies man it's

As you are aware, there are going to be redundancies.

As you know, taking that job will mean a lot of you will lose your jobs,

As you know, there is going to be downsizing

As you went into the loo, there was a sign that said ''Mind Your Head.''.

Ask around. Find out who did the picture, yes.

Assistant to the Regional Manager.

Assistant to the regional manager.

Assistant to the regional manager. Gareth's my right hand man.

Assistant to the regional manager. They're gone.

Assuring them there would be not cutbacks in this branch

At diversity today our philosophy is about honesty and positive expectations,

At diversity today we believe it's very easy to be a hero.

At last. So...

At that moment I was just so happy.

Atlantic City. Ok?

Attention on Dundler Mifflin employees, please we have a meeting in the conference room ASAP

Aw man, am I a woman?

Aw! Ok, foul, charging,

Away from home. I know boys will be boys.

Awesome.

Back off!

Back to work.

Bandied around this office willy nilly.

Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue, that I do not agree with,

Basically, there are two types of black people.

Basically, there's a correct way and an incorrect way to lift stuff, all right?

Basketball, was kind of my thing, in high school,

Be like that at a party! Taht's be fun!

Be quiet.

Because "eeeh hee! Ah! Ch'mon!"

Because a company runs on efficiency of communication, right?

Because a company runs on efficiency of communication.

Because corporate wants somebody to be here on Saturday,

Because downsizing is a bitch,

Because Gareth was quizmaster then and the question was,

Because he put me in charge of picking a healthcare plan.

Because I met him."

Because I'm also competitive, you should feel free to come along.

Because if I have to work with him for another day,

Because in this room, I have special...

Because it's gross misconduct. So you can go straight away.

Because it's the exact incident I was brought in here to respond to.

Because me and my posse guys, we're going to be in your face.

Because of his little legs.

Because of the downsizing.

Because of the downsizing. Rumours.

Because of the whole alliance thing...

Because people out there are expecting it.

Because someone in this office has coming up with all those ridiculous stuff

Because that is gross misconduct, and

Because the purse girl I hit everything a checklist creamy skin straight to you curly hair Mazen

Because then I might

Because then I might actually get off my arse and do something.

Because there are starving people in the world,

Because they hate the other type of black people.

Because they're filming.

Because today is almost over.

Because we're strong Dwight, because we're strong.

Because we've been having a pretty horrible day.

Because when the disciplining has to be done,

Because you can be sure that if they were in my position, they'd take the job and go: "Yep! Thanks!.

Because you cut everything.

Because you don't get healthcare, and faster metabolism.

Because you know we are going out and it could be a good chance for you to

Because you will miss them when they're not around.

Because you work here, where time stand still."

Because, well, they bend over backwards for me,

Been at Wernham Hogg as general manager for eight of those,

Before he goes into battle, he's playing with his dog and everything.

Before I tell everybody what the big surprise is,

Being quite literally done doggie style.

Besides I can't cheer against my fiancÈ.

Better do these now actually.

Better get that back.

Better, thanks.

Between Michael and corporate about like staff issues.

Bladdered.

Bless would be those who sit and wait.

Bloody good guy actually, his assistant. Bloke called Terry someone.

Bloody good one, that.

Blottoed.

Blue.

Bono,

Boring, isn't it? Just, staying in watching ''Peak Practice'' with your life.

Boss.

Both of mine are dead.

Both of them with their laughing gear round the old single barrel pump action yogurt rifle.

Both um...

Bottom line. Do I need to be worried?

Breasts not for me for my children this roots produce very thirsty babies there you go nice steaming hot Cup of Joe thank

Brent, just Roper to beat!

Brent. All right?

Brilliant. Oh, God, look at that.

Buena vista Oscar thank you

Busy at work?

But a pledge, come on, who are we? The girls scouts? No.

But Angela said she doesn't like to gamble.

But because it degrades women...

But because they love me and I love them. You know?

But because you failed the medical because of high blood pressure.

But don't take my word for it. Let's take a look at the tape.

But don't you call it that,

But first, methinks the lady dost need a chair!

But get to know me, you'll see I'm mad.

But I am trained in covert operations.

But I don't because I'm a professional.

But I don't... I just don't want to be treading water

But I just thought, "too soon" for Arabs.

But I mean, good together you know... by now.

But I need somebody to come in,

But I think we'll gonna get married in next spring

But I was going to, and I think it's very important that we have this,

But I'm also the founder of diversity tomorrow,

But I'm getting paid to skip lunch right?

But I'm getting paid to skip lunch right?

But I'm the head of this family,

But I'm thoughtful and caring...

But if I tell you there's pornography, sexist pornography which I hate

But if it makes you feel better, I'll poke holes in the box.

But if there does have to be a cull, then so be it.

But if there were, I'd be protected as assistant regional manager?

But if we were in battle,

But isn't it supposed to last longer than two years, if it isn't effective?

But it was anonymous, how do you know?

But it's full of loose women.

But it's not company policy...

But it's out of my hands,

But it's the effect he has.

But listen, I'm gonna have to talk to her a lot.

But obviously, I'm the only adult here.

But only ways that would get me arrested.

But people do sometimes take advantage because it's so relaxed.

But should he be working here?

But starts at seven.

But that's unrealistic so...

But that's.. you know.. no pressure.

But there is not a day that goes by that I don't think about it.

But they don't.

But they're not a good idea. Office romances.

But they've said clearly

But this is a place of work.

But unfortunately, the history books are full of just people

But we're a team.

But we're a team.

But what some of you might not know, is that I am also part native American Indian.

But what sort of a boss would you say I am?

But women are dirty.

But you know I make one call over there, every year, just to renew their account.

But you know you have to answer loads of questions before...?

But you would follow me to the ends of the earth grumbling all the way.

But you'll, you'll know it when you see it.

But, David, if they do downsize here...

But, er...you know..

But, let's not say it won't be fun.

But, you know I usually credit someone if I use their comedy.

But, you know what you might want to do is just call the casino directly,

But, you know, that doesn't mean...

But, you know, this is a business.

But, you know...

But...

But...

Bye, Jennifer.

C'est la vie. If that's true, excellent.

C'mon, spit it out as your boyfriend said last night!

Call susan and arrange to meet the board and finalise all the details.

Called out the other night three a.m. by the nurses.

Calling to ask you a little favor Rooney my friend.

Came to me and said

Can I have everyone's attention, please?

Can I have the mail, please?

Can I just ask? Do you trust me?

Can I talk to you a second about the paper products?

Can I trust Jim? I don't know.

Can I withdraw my last comment?

Can I yeah yeah of course of him what I think Tom how do girls your age feel about futons a futon he's

Can we get some batteries for billy bigmouth? Take it out of petty cash.

Can we keep a lid on this for the time being? I really don't want to worry people unduly.

Can we talk about this memo?

Can you delete the history thing on the computer? We should really.

Can you get her, she's right there. That is Meredith.

Can you imagine if I wrote something like:

Can you promise that?

Can you reprimand him please?

Can you swap places with Donna, please?

Can you take this upstairs? We're busy.

Can you tell them, with my permission?

Can't put a price on comedy. Er...

Can't you give him something to help him sleep?

Cancer of them old testicles.

Careful.

Cartoons.

Case closed.

Cause I keep overhearing all these conversations...

Cause I'm suffering from both of them.

Cause Meredith has been divorced like, twice. Is that right?

Cause studies have shown that more information get passed through,

Cause you know what? We need you as an alternate in case somebody gets hurt.

Certainly will, all right mate. Take care.

Challenges me to throw one of these little copper kettles over his pub.

Changed many things, really.

Charcoal right yeah would you like to help me with a special project I left for home right okay just throw out all the evidence we

Check with the vicar first, always.

Cheers. Ciro Citterio.

Children don't work in warehouses.

Choose one thing. Choose a memento. From me to you.

Chris Finch, good to meet you. This is a very good friend of mine Sir David Brent.

Chris Finch. I heard about "Blockbusters".

Chris Finch. Innit, Gareth?

Christ, that'll do.

Christ. Give me half hour with her, I'll be up to my nuts in guts.

Classic beginners mistaken, eating before game.

Clean out your desk.

Close all right. Me, Stan the man, Jim, Ryan and Dwight. Sorry fellows.

Clumsy.

Cogito ergo sum we'll be fine.

Come and check out the opposition.

Come and look at my CD collection.

Come here

Come here.

Come here.

Come in, Gareth.

Come in!

Come on Dwight.

Come on over here, hey,

Come on shake it up, shake it in.

Come on, lets not be gloomy here man, we're on this together, we're a team.

Come on, sellers, over here. Bring it in! Come on!

Come on! Hey Dwight!

Come on! Olympics of sufferings right here Slavery versus Holocaust, come on!

Come on! That's horrible!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. God. Chill out, shall we, please?

Come on. Six million dollars man, Steve Austin,

Comes to me,

Coming through.

Condoms come in all different flavours now, don't they?

Congratulations and good luck.

Cool. You're on.

Corporate has deemed it appropriate to enforce an ultimatum upon me,

Corporate really doesn't interfere with me at all, Jan Levinson Gould

Could be used as confetti, yeah.

Could you give a man a lethal blow?

Could you mean vagina? Because if you do I want that covered.

Could you not do that here, mate? Sorry I was just wondering if you couldnt do that here?

Could you send one member of each of your teams up for a tie breaker?

Couldn't find the knock.

Coz If there was a sniper, you wouldn't see him.

Coz If there was a sniper, you wouldn't see him.

Coz it's got my name on it in tippex.

Coz' I can be like every other boss in this situation.

Current champions are this team here The Dead Parrots.

Curriculum vitae.

Cutbacks where?

Cuts? what? Dwight did you make cuts?

Dad isn't dead. He's in a home.

Damage to company property.

Damn it, why us?

Damn it!

Damn it! damn it! Jim!

Damn it! God!

Damn.

Dangerous.

Daughter of my best friends, Ron and Elaine.

Dave, it's Julian. Can you give us a ring, please?

David Brent.

David has trusted me with this because...

David, can I just ask why you've hired yourself a new secretary

David, it wasn't me, ok? it was your good friend Chris Finch.

David, it's Paul again...

David!

David?

David? I'm just saying...

David's made me senior sales clerk.

Dawn and Tim.

Dawn Tinsley. Receptionist.

Defense!

Defense!

Defense!

Defense!

Despite having done it twice.

Desree?

Dickhead.

Did anyone look each other in the eye, were there any emotion going on?

Did I no want to hear that, Jenny. because redundancies are a tragedy always.

Did no get an agenda.

Did she tell you I was mad?

Did you get the kind with the cookies, instead of the?

Did you get your tickets?

Did you talk to him?

Did you win anything or...?

Did you?

Didn't happen. We had to let him go.

Didn't happen. We had to let him go.

Didn't he?

Didn't know that.

Didn't know.

Didn't think it was a per mile kind of deal, you know so...

Didn't work out in the end. We had to let him go. He sucked.

Different drinks for different needs.

Different frogs, different times.

Different people, different jobs. Isn't it?

Ding Dong!

Diseases.

Distracting. And that's actually one of the major arguments

Diversity... is the cornerstone of progress, as Iíve always said.

Divorce...

Dnmt all hate okay thank you to I'm against violence in the workplace how my and

Do as you're told.

Do I feel bad about betraying Jim?

Do I have a choice? No.

Do I know what the surprise is? Hell no!

Do I think I'll be invited to the wedding?

Do not be fooled by their job descriptions.

Do not be fooled by their job descriptions.

Do not look at those! Right. Disqualification. You're both disqualified.

Do you decide to fire me and not Anton?

Do you have disability quotas you have to fill?

Do you know who done the picture?

Do you like a drink at the end of a week?

Do you like to going out at the end of a week for a drink?

Do you mind if I go out for a drink with these guys?

Do you mind if I went out for a drink with this lot?

Do you need a deputy at all?

Do you think you could...?

Do you want a challenge or not?

Do you want me to tell them?

Do you want to answer that?

Do you want to form an alliance?

Do you want to look at mine?

Do you want to receive some swollen goods?

Does a struggling salesman start turning up on a bicycle?

Does my bum look big in these?

Does that look into his room?

Does that make me their doctor?

Does the corporate master ****

Doesn't matter, the point is, they're not unhappy anymore.

Doesn't really make sense, cause you don't call it colored people

Dogs you know, you should know me better than that.

Doing, "I'm forever blowing bubbles"!

Don't bring that lamb to work or it'll poop on the floor...

Don't cash that until Friday ok?

Don't even... It's not that...

Don't ever come out with me and Finchy.

Don't forget tonight. Oh, here we go. Straight away. Go on. Go on.

Don't get it on the carpet, Gareth.

Don't get mad at me.

Don't go down the warehouse.

Don't go, Dawn. Pull up a chair. I was going to call you in anyway.

Don't grab it unless you've got one ready coz it slows it down.

Don't listen to him Pam, trust me.

Don't make a sign.

Don't need it, never been sick, perfect immune system.

Don't recycling %HESITATION yes throw them away in the recycling bin jaundice yeah mn

Don't say out there what you said in here, apart from the good boss, if you want to.

Don't screw this up!

Don't tell anyone.

Don't tell me where I can and can't go in my own company.

Don't tie any more cash up in stock unless you have to.

Don't want you can order top seller with a bright two thousand dollars well how do you know how

Don't we all?

Don't worry about this.

Don't worry. I haven't got any balls.

Don't write Ebola, or mad cow disease.

Don't. Do it to other girls. That's fine. Please, just...

Done! All right.

Donna should not have to see me

Donna.

Dot dot dot please I am here inferior and I'm asking you this favor can you promise me that it would just be a ride home no

Down again.

Down again. Same on the way down as on the way up.

Downbeat, it's in the pocket, it's like you...

Downsizing the Swindon branch or this branch.

Downsizing?

Drew Carey and Ryan Styles.

Drinking a bit too much.

Drinks at eight in the Chasers.

Drinks at six.

Drinks at six.

Drum roll.

Dundler Mifflin this is Pam.

Dundler Mifflin this is Pam.

Dwight asked me to be in an alliance,

Dwight I was open. All right, let's go.

Dwight no. I'm using her...

Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager.

Dwight send around this memo

Dwight, listen to me very carefully, you are not a manager of anything.

Dwight, what are you doing?

Dwight, what the hell is he talking about?

Dwight!

Dwight?

East... East Side.

Easy to clean okay he's gonna win anyway mn so we get any mail yeah I gave it to you yes you did yes

Efficiency. Turnover. Profitability.

Efficient.

Eh?

Eh..What?!

El vino did flow.

Employer: Dundler Mifflin Paper Incorporated.

Er, which means that... Well...

Er, yeah,

Er, yeah. Um.. Going to... Do you know the Chasers?

Er, yeah...

Er, yeah...

Er... 70%.

Er... I need a tonnage price on matt coated sra1.

Er... right. I am aware of the rumours that have been circulating,

Er... what am I meant to have stolen?

Even brought it up on my interview.

Even longer.

Every bloke in the office has woken up at the crack of Dawn!

Every time the one type wants to have a good time,

Every time, every time black people want to have a good time,

Everybody knew how bad cocaine was gone man did they move paper %HESITATION the rotating our

Everyone's got e mail. Have you used e mail before?

Everything just kind of a all inclusive free kind of weekend.

Everything on the Trivia board. All those different subjects.

Ex sperminate!

Ex squeeze me, instead of excuse me.

Exactly, no. I'm embarrassed with even that close so. Now of course,

Exam my Michael or you know and love travel drink with us and I probably should've told you I don't need it right now because Jim can take me home after said you're

Excellent pupil. Fast learner.

Excellent, excellent.

Excellent, ok, now we need to figure out who's vulnerable...

Excellent. Good. Well done.

Fantastic sized shelves, and legs up to her arse.

Fat chance. He couldn't pull in a brothel.

Filing, paper works, who cares? Possible downsizing?

Fill that out, leave it anonymous.

Finally, this young lady is Donna...

Finch is coming down, so got to be ready to go at seven, ok.

Finch is on his way in for the quiz.

Finchy lager. Gareth lager, sometimes cider. So...

Finchy!

Finchy.

Fine.

Fine.

First class, please.

First of all, keep your back nice and straight. Straight back. And then..

First person to shout out the correct answer wins.

First test, I will not call you that!

Five fun runs in two years.

Flesh eating bacteria.

Football, is like rock'n'roll, it's just...

For a good reason, probably.

For a wedding that still has yet to be set.

For all your mole knows, they may or may not have said that to me.

For ever, right Pam?

For giving him a second chance.

For some serious buckage. Wow! Two dollars, three dollars?

For the alliance, who knows the most information about this office?