Veep - Season 2 Edit

A backbone and a heart

A ball sack.

A beatbox challenge.

A blog has reported that your ex husband

A bunch of sister fuckers out of their land in Nebraska?

A cessation of hostilities.

A cloud of suspicion hangs over this administration.

A couple of words to my awesome daughter.

A doff of the cap to you, my lady.

A few extra grand doesn't matter.

A Lev... a new Leviathan!

A local organic butcher.

A man who swims with sharks.

A meme, an Internet phenomenon.

A nice little puff piece. I set it up

A pig.

A settled homeland for the Palestinians.

A very polite chat in the next few days with the vice president.

About Andrew's land deal and our relationship.

About me funding my opponent?

About my parents' party...

About my parents' party...

About specifically, do you figure?

About the environmental impact of what we do.

About the hostages now?

About the new foreign policy portfolio, sir.

About the possibility of a veteran becoming president.

About the things that I know.

About the way we think. Mike.

About this hostage lying bullshit.

About your relationship with lobbyist Jim Melita

Absolutely not.

Absolutely. There will be no jokes from me.

Accidental dick move.

Actually, I'm all done. I'm good.

Actually, I'm not sorry.

Actually, not terrible for you.

Actually, the mafia involvement in the dairy industry is minimal.

Actually, you did not need to remind me of that.

Actually, you know what? I would prefer it

After all, you didn't really meet anyone named Juanita who said that.

After you.

Ah, Danteeksi.

Ah, look at those cheeks.

Ah, money's tight, huh?

Ah, that's lovely

Ah, that's lovely.

Ah, the song.

Ah, there's your dad doing that thing that he does.

Ah, which is why I have recently launched

Ah!

Ah! Ow!

Ahem, can I just... can I talk to you privately just for a second?

Ahem, he's gonna go just change.

Ahem.

Ahem.

Ahem. Just to be clear, Roger,

All I know is the Secretary of Defense

All of it.

All of your compadres there in the vice president's office.

All of your privileges are gonna be removed.

All of your worst fears about how this day could have possibly gone...

All possible statements that you can even think of.

All right, academically, Amy, what's your first move here?

All right, Amy, we're gonna have to get Dan

All right, call her in and I'm gonna talk to her.

All right, don't fuck with me, honey.

All right, get me something sloppy with a spoon to eat.

All right, I'll text Amy.

All right, I'm just God damn it.

All right, I've got to change.

All right, let's get this over with ASAP.

All right, look, you guys go ahead.

All right, look.

All right, maybe we can call

All right, Mike, listen, just tell me one thing.

All right, she's on her way, so we'll just put this in her car.

All right, thank you.

All right, we'll do it. I have no problem with that. Let's go.

All right, we're gonna have to get her downstairs for an appearance.

All right, well, next election I guess we lose Florida, then.

All right, well, she's busy.

All right, well, somebody WikiLeaked the code.

All right, well, standard issue pro Israeli,

All right, what do you guys got for me?

All right? That's like a sexual 9/11 in my opinion.

All right.

All right.

All right. Great!

All right. Let's just back off.

All the other deals are done.

All the shouting certainly isn't helping anything.

All this melodrama really explains your three divorces.

All turned the party against him.

All you got to do is go meet the garbage guys.

Also kind of hot.

Although I did change it from Juanita to Anita.

Although I should really take this call.

Although I'm a little bit disappointed you've not serenaded us.

Although not a great parent, admittedly.

Although the vice president appreciates your offer

Although violence in games is a concern.

Although, God, you made a funny noise.

Although, seeing as these cigarettes are the thing

Always with the last word. That's why you're single. Guys hate that.

Always you have to listen.

Am I disturbing your downtime, Mike?

Am I supposed to ask a question now?

Am I up to the job?

Amazing rush.

Amiable Amy? That is the best you could come up with?

Amy and Dan used to date, FYI.

Amy and Ed work for the VP,

Amy and I just weren't compatible.

Amy, Amy, Amy. Oh, thank God.

Amy, Amy, Amy. Okay, Amy.

Amy, Ed Webster is here to see you.

Amy, greens. We'll call Mike carrots.

Amy, I can't find anything to cover her up.

Amy, I think we both know that any woman who's met him

Amy, it's the fucking midterms. Go.

Amy, let's go find your dignity over here, okay?

Amy, remember how we said

Amy, this is really happening.

Amy, this isn't the photo that we approved.

Amy, when my memaw used to find herself getting snappy,

Amy, why is everybody else

Amy, you have such pretty blonde hair.

Amy, you should stop eating so much.

Amy? Hello?

Amy. Now, am I getting older or are you getting younger?

An historic software agreement with Finland.

An important role in national security

An: Oh, shit. Ooh.

And a birthday present off of each of them.

And a black bear. That's the weird part

And actually are hiding something?

And are you paralyzed from the neck down?

And as you know, I'm a good shot.

And authority. Sorority.

And B: we're practically the same fucking age.

And by the way, where is Gary?

And Chung's is already up on his YouTube.

And come up with new codes like that.

And Dan needs to come with me so we can continue the statement.

And did you?

And didn't inform the Congressional Intel Committee.

And don't I wish that there were.

And don't make any jokes, okay, Dan?

And fixed up.

And for the record, ma'am, I always believed in you.

And forge a very important friendship between two great nations.

And fuck you for thinking so

And get in touch with this widow.

And get me a face to face with the veep now!

And get to the fucking point, Jonah?

And giving a eulogy when POTUS sends me there in his stead

And has he been welcomed into your home?

And has it been a happy divorce for you, Catherine?

And he can just blow at any second

And he is going to seek reelection after all.

And he said okay on the cut to unemployment benefits.

And he said, "No, the guy from Fox News

And he served in the Coast Guard, is that right?

And he's actually killed.

And he's giving you an enhanced role

And he's gonna tell me to take the sword

And he's one of the more colorful characters in the West Wing.

And he's worked for Selina for the past five years.

And him chose me, okay?

And how they are gonna run with the story

And how to greet people. I get that.

And I am going to mind their gaps, my friend.

And I am not hanging around to be his fucking paddle.

And I can get all kinds of access to her."

And I choose now not to fuck you anymore.

And I could give a fuck istan. There's a map on page 376.

And I did "Hallelujah" by Leonard Cohen.

And I did the math. I'll chase my student debt

And I don't have it and it's ruining her night.

And I got you a little gift.

And I had to listen to Andrew bang that skank

And I have the money, so why not?

And I intend to serve you the way I served

And I mean smash it all the while focusing on the inside game.

And I need your advice as how to set that in motion.

And I read this really interesting paper

And I take great pride in that responsibility.

And I think sometimes we need to just take time.

And I think you would say that I'm a foodie.

And I think you're being really brave.

And I thought maybe it fell out of the Leviathan at home.

And I thought you wanted it out there,

And I thought, yeah, that is something

And I tried to smash his head in with a rock and then drown

And I used to think, "Oh, my God, that's so ridiculous."

And I want Rahim to stay. I've got to mm hmm.

And I want to say thank you

And I will go check, see if I can interrupt that call.

And I would like to borrow a member of your team for two weeks.

And I'd really appreciate it if you could let this one slide.

And I'll save the party from itself.

And I'm a mother.

And I'm back on that Congressional Oversight Committee,

And I'm breathing it in through my snorkel.

And I'm crazy enough to go get it.

And I'm gonna light a fire under the whole thing.

And I'm not agreeing to anything.

And I'm so sorry to let you down,

And I'm sure you know, Joe,

And I'm the one that has nothing to do?

And I'm very much enjoying the plastered on smile,

And I'm warm and...

And I've got to make a statement saying I'm leaving the ticket

And in 15 minutes POTUS is going to announce

And insomuch as you refuse to comment

And is becoming semidependent on antidepressants.

And is she the only civilian that you shared them with?

And it is gonna be full of subtext.

And it turns out she was actually a lesbian.

And it was my night, Kent.

And it was, yeah. It was.

And it's actually ended.

And it's hurting my neck.

And it's number five, by the way.

And it's what happened, but it's Kent's lie.

And Jenny. Nice to see you.

And just exploded from there.

And just said something silly. Yeah.

And key demographics...

And lied when she denied it,

And lower your expectations. We will just be sleeping.

And Mama likes.

And maybe Andrew.

And my ears are my livelihood.

And not everyone can say that they're not...

And not really cards so much.

And not really talking about marriage.

And now I'm sure

And number three: would you please hang up the phone

And of course it wasn't it wasn't avoided, sadly.

And on top of that, we got a rumor going around

And only gotcha question.

And peep the skinny on the debt negotiations.

And peer through a fucking newspaper. What the fuck are you doing?

And POTUS, they thrashed out a deal

And put it through your brain?

And put it up on the...

And putting a face on and you can do that, too. There you go.

And right now they taste pretty bland to me.

And rolling.

And Saturday.

And sent everything that was on that thumb drive.

And she gave me lessons before I came.

And she is on record saying that's bullshit.

And she is temporarily insane on a cocktail of happy pills.

And she will make this statement

And she's not too badly hurt. Thanks for asking.

And shoot the dogs because we have just lost the fucking House.

And shooting for the White House.

And slide it down my throat until it comes out my ass.

And so I exaggerated to come visit.

And some arugula salad.

And some dumbass is resurrecting Meyer the Liar.

And some of us are gonna go off to prison.

And somebody comes by and they just open it.

And spit some wicked wisdom in your ear. Is that what I'm hearing, Mike?

And stay out of Middle East politics.

And suggestions that the smiles and shows of affection

And taking pictures, so you might want to be gesture aware.

And that aspiration is to one day hope to dream together.

And that failure has haunted me to this very day.

And that is what's happened to me right now.

And that was actually two questions, so I'm afraid we've got to go.

And that's 29 electoral votes.

And that's why I'm here with you right now.

And the Andrew e mail story was not agreed.

And the answer to that question would be

And the carpet bombing at Dresden.

And the House after him. Gonna rain pain.

And the implication that you offered access to the vice president.

And the morbidly obese.

And the narrative is that you faked it before,

And the only thing that's really hurt is my pride.

And the president and I...

And the science fair speech was plagiarized from Chung.

And their awkward questions

And then all of a sudden it got traction.

And then four years after that, reelection, baby.

And then I get in the Senate

And then I got fucked.

And then I remember that doesn't make sense.

And then I said, "Oh, it's so cool I squished a bug."

And then in six years, it's gonna be Ms. President

And then it's gonna be two years of standing

And then Mommy's out of a job.

And then the formal interview, I thought, right here.

And then there's one of those winking emoticons

And then we're gonna neutralize Kent.

And then you and I run together as a team.

And then you keep that playing until

And then?

And there you go.

And these people have a lot of flesh.

And they are brokering a debt reduction deal

And they are not good for you, Mr. Egan.

And they can actually work together.

And they defecate with speed.

And they seemed excited as young voters

And they will vote us POTUS.

And they would have made her an offer

And they're not a fan for some reason.

And they're using this Meyer the Liar bullshit again.

And this is from "HuffPo."

And this just in from Taiwan.

And this little shrimp wants to hear more about this Nebraska deal.

And this would be Rahim?

And to hear family and friends.

And to speak and to be heard.

And to the American people.

And turning her into Julie Andrews.

And turns it into cubes.

And usually they flame out after about 48 hours,

And utilize your people skills to kick off "U.S., Hey."

And violently yelling at everyone?

And wake the fuck up. There is no job, Dorothy.

And watch you all prepare this meal.

And we are agreed on that.

And we are gonna make it up elsewhere. Hang on just a second.

And we are of America.

And we are rolling.

And we are states

And we need that Catherine apology ASAP.

And we need to keep the veep away from regular people

And we will split the champagne

And we're doing D&G Cheese Overseas.

And what about poor Memaw, who's guaranteed to be dead by March?

And what is exactly going on here?

And what would that question be?

And what would the answer to that question be?

And what would you be tapping him on the shoulder

And what's been augmented over the years.

And why is it so angry?

And why is that? Because he's gonna use it against me.

And with all those stories about your ex husband,

And yet you said it was going to be a long process.

And you are a mighty soft target.

And you are all about to be unemployed and homeless.

And you are being blamed personally for this government shutdown.

And you know what he does? He points to a graph.

And you know what? That's a very fucking tough look to pull off.

And you ****d my tit.

And you wanted to come and we were gonna go dancing.

And you're a pig.

And you're giving me Jonah?

And you're gonna do it in the next five minutes.

And you're gonna meet with me instead.

And you're never, ever gonna get the veep on camera again.

And you're not an elected representative.

And you're welcome to him.

And your parents were born here?

And, actually, I was told that you'd been told.

And, actually, I'm gonna give you my card

And, Catherine, would you vote

And, Kent, I will not be eaten.

And, really, she can move on from Andrew.

And...

Andre the Giant Jagoff is gonna obey?

Andrew donating to both parties is all over the blogs.

Andrew looks great on camera.

Andrew, I'm sorry, I simply have to ask you

Andrew, you know what?

Andrew's fucking us again.

Andrew's obviously off the table.

Andy and I have to take her out to dinner tonight

Andy? It's me.

Answer that question for him.

Anteeksi... in Finnish it means I'm sorry.

Antique windows. Bring it down.

Anything that I should

Anyway, have you met my daughter?

Anyway, the deal is it's not going to be long

Apparently POTUS Chief of Staff's telling everyone to write their will.

Apparently she bitch slapped Furlong.

Are fine with pork, Mr. Davison. Pork schmork, really.

Are from the good old boys in the Navy, as a matter of fact.

Are only as good

Are there any other symptoms?

Are they gonna...

Are we hungry?

Are you drunk right now?

Are you drunk?

Are you eating my pizza?

Are you familiar with that brand of cheese?

Are you familiar with the Eye of Sauron?

Are you finishing my sentence or are you telling me that again?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Are you getting ready to dump a bucket of pig's blood on my head?

Are you getting these all from your iPod?

Are you going to apologize for the spy?

Are you going to the G8 conference in London?

Are you gonna be apologizing for this in about an hour or so?

Are you in pain?

Are you kidding me? You can't have him.

Are you not finishing this? I'm gonna take it. Okay.

Are you on antipsychotics or in Helsinki?

Are you on meds?

Are you quite feeling all right? You're very pale.

Are you really talking to me like this right now?

Are you serious?

Are you serious?

Are you suggesting that a senior strategist

Are you the guy that always says hi to me in the garage?

Are you threatening me, Pez head?

Are you working as a hatcheck girl now?

Are you working for the vegetable lobby?

Aren't we using each other?

As a figure of speech

As a pioneer of software innovation.

As a senior White House official,

As a stopgap and then we can... Okay. Oh, great.

As communications director, will not die.

As I launched that campaign, I discovered

As if it was your own fabulous party.

As if we were all coming together.

As long as it's strictly business.

As my job, lies to me.

As opposed to "story."

As soon as humanly fucking possible.

As soon as she crosses the finish line,

As vice president starting tonight

As well as get in touch with the press guys?

As you have of getting your husband to leave that cheerleader.

As you know, the vice president recently signed

As your ears.

Ask and you shall receive.

Ask Kent.

Asleep.

At gunpoint, if we have to.

At Jacksonville and row it to Cuba.

At least I am giving a shit. You are flatlining all day.

At least that's good.

At the bottom there.

At the moment, the names we're hearing...

At the very least, let's get in front of something

At the Vic Allen dinner. We can't do it.

At the violent death of a young man?

At this teen prayer breakfast thing tomorrow, are there?

At which point I'll perform a little street magic for you, okay?

At work we actually call her Amiable Amy.

Aw, Christ.

Aw, Christ.

Aw, crap. I wanted to meet the NASA guys.

Aw, that's so nice.

Aw.

Back soon, Daddy. Mwah.

Back then, we didn't know what HIV positive was.

Because America would be nothing without Americans.

Because Americans have a much greater body mass index than the Finns.

Because at this point

Because bears are naturally hungry.

Because Doyle, Furlong, Chung

Because he couldn't stomach the look like that,

Because he relied on those two guys.

Because he'd be happy if I shot him in the face.

Because he's a man.

Because I am going to get fucked up.

Because I caught a cold.

Because I kind of need you to run as VP again.

Because I think it's a good psychological trick.

Because I think POTUS is coming here to kick me off the ticket.

Because I think that this is going to be.

Because I will deal with my daughter

Because I'm gonna completely obliterate him

Because I'm the fucker who furloughed him.

Because I'm the fucking Vice President of the United States

Because I've got a meeting with the Speaker today.

Because if one of them was a spy, it would have endangered

Because in politics,

Because it took you so long to learn the other one.

Because it wants to destroy all of the pigs.

Because it'll look like he's being pushed out.

Because it's pointless, like everything else that we do.

Because no one will feed me?

Because now I really consider myself to be married

Because of the axis of dick.

Because she didn't barf her food all over the table, I don't know.

Because she looks like she walked through a fucking glass door.

Because that's a very complex sentence.

Because this is a man's world that we live in.

Because this Meyer the Liar thing is just an avalanche of shit right now.

Because we are united

Because we got a compactor that takes shit

Because we've all done it at one point.

Because with your face, when you attempt to be charming,

Because you love fishing.

Because you weren't in there.

Because, believe me, that poor fucker's dead.

Because, guys, I killed it at every campaign visit, right?

Because, of course, you're not a ball sack.

Before he drops me from it. I've got to jump before we get stabbed in the back.

Before they even know themselves.

Being a crucial part of the military rescue is a lie.

Ben, I am crying

Ben, one day we are gonna laugh about this.

Ben, what are you doing here?

Ben?

Ben?

Ben?

Ben.

Besides, a dying dad can be a get out of jail free card.

Besides, Andrew and I, we get along just fine.

Beta blockers, or antidepressants.

Better put on some lipstick.

Between me and my men ran two ways.

Between this job and the one that you just interviewed for.

Big and bold. What do you mean?

Birmingham, Alabama.

Blow the opening day pitch out of your ass?

Boom, boom, pow.

Boom! Let's go to the fucking moon!

Both in terms of the party and, of course, in terms of myself.

Both.

Boy, I had forgotten

Boy, I just wish I ordered a plate of useless assholes.

Boy, I'll tell you something.

Breaks it in half, shits all over it.

Bullshit. No one's a fucking Quaker

Burn all the White House pets and then yourselves.

Burn everything incriminating, including this building.

Burn yourselves first.

But at least when I'm crying about it,

But behind the scenes you were fighting like snakes in a bag.

But didn't get to keep him is gonna see me as the enemy.

But every time she gets around him..

But from you? Uh uh.

But he didn't actually like it and I actually really liked it.

But he's dead, for God's sake.

But he's not.

But heroes don't get to choose, they get chosen.

But I am saying that I had full knowledge

But I am your grandpa.

But I bet I can finish it.

But I can't, 'cause it's made of Jell O.

But I can't.

But I certainly am touched

But I did have to come clean about you walking through the glass door.

But I have something that I need to tell you all.

But I just want to say I'm sorry about your dad

But I need my passport renewed, so can I speak to the veep?

But I need to talk

But I see only one nation

But I shall be right here if you need me.

But I think Dana took Selina's lipstick.

But I'm gonna stay with Selina.

But I'm not angry with you now.

But I'm on my way to a garbage dump,

But I'm very impressed that you would turn on

But I'm very relieved that you have a sense of humor about it.

But if you need to go, Amy, you should go.

But if you really want to make my dick dance,

But in the meantime, I obviously can't keep everybody on.

But in this case, it's great fun

But in this case, it's great fun

But it has been the job of the VP over the ages

But it would be wrong and unethical

But it's a humane environment.

But it's not bag man.

But let's just do it the right way.

But let's take you now and get you all changed

But lied about knowing the details of the military rescue.

But more importantly, right now the vice president

But most people alternate emotions.

But not that. That sounds bad.

But now I think it makes sense

But now it is absolutely eating you raw.

But now this gets me off your case and that's okay?

But right now I am focused on you, Daddy.

But seriously, I'm so pleased about the agreement

But she took my boyfriend's number!

But she was very ill with kidney disease.

But she's my family.

But she's slightly delayed

But since I am here,

But so... so you import parmesan?

But sometimes they blow up and become a super meme

But thank, like, farmers. They love that shit.

But thanks anyway.

But that means that this has to go.

But that's what's good about them...

But the donor meeting has been cancelled, yes?

But the press have added "Da"...

But the reception here is very warm.

But the vice president is in great spirits.

But the VP's schedule has skyrocketed

But then I'm gonna run for president

But then she lets him win.

But they didn't have time to add details

But this man right here is gonna take over for her.

But unfortunately she's out of time, you guys.

But until now, nobody's thrown down

But wait, does it look good...

But we are going to be discussing

But we got early exits on Ohio gubernatorial

But we'll see you in the morning. Okay, thank you.

But we're fighting the lies from many people in your party

But we're gonna have to cancel this thing, okay?

But when I do, it just makes me so fucking happy.

But why? Oh, my God, is it Selina?

But would you quit being so goddamned proactive?

But you don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.

But you fucking owe me for this. Excuse me.

But you go to war with the army you have, right?

But you have truly disappointed me today.

But you know what? Here we are now for you.

But you know what? I'm keeping it together.

But you're just gonna get the same answer, so...

But your communications director apologized specifically to me.

But, Amy, I don't want you to worry. You can crash at my place.

But, ma'am, I helped with the garbage.

But, no, then he did dangle that one from a great height.

But, you know, you're gonna have your bag forever, so what the fuck?

By definition, you should be at half the height of the president.

By fighting until that last bullet.

By somebody, I don't know who it is.

By that you mean bat shit crazy.

By the very warm welcome we've received this evening.

By the way, that is not the way

Bye, honey. Happy birthday.

Ca fuckin' piche?

Call dickhead.

Called the vice president a typical American hick."

Calling Tel Aviv now.

Can I help you? Where the fuck you been?

Can I just give that back?

Can someone please help me out for a second? One second.

Can we delete it off the Internet, then?

Can we get a couple of lights for the vice president?

Can we get some shots of just you and Janet walking in the hallway?

Can we pretend you didn't say it?

Can you believe that monster?

Can you come here?

Can you give me

Can you guys please kneel down?

Can you hang tight two seconds, Rahim?

Can you imagine fucking that guy?

Can you imagine him in this with his big mug?

Can you imagine how stressed out he might be

Can you please tell Governor Chung

Can you see if he's still out there?

Can you set up a lunch with him? Great.

Can you take care of this Catherine business?

Can't we get this shit out of here?

Cancel them all and apologize for cancelling.

Carrot cake's good.

Catherine got giardia.

Catherine, do you enjoy your folks' cooking?

Catherine, don't all right.

Catherine, how does all this affect

Catherine, please. Nobody's having sex on the table.

Catherine!

Caucus, primary, money.

Check this out, then. Do we have a deal?

Chill out. I lost my charger. You got one?

Chin up, buddy. You'll be fine.

Chock full of subtext.

Christ, I hate knowledge.

Christ, it's everywhere

Chung will reenlist and hopefully get himself killed.

Chung's guy had a face like a Christmas ham.

Civilians love that shit.

Claims your relationship with Andrew during the presidential campaign

Coffee from corner bakery implying you were at

Coffee.

Come on, buddy. Let's go.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Come on, Gary.

Come on, Gary. Everybody in Garbagetown

Come on, it's a free meal.

Come on, it's time to dress up and fess up.

Come on, put your hands above your head.

Come on, Sue, help me out with this, okay? You're good at this stuff.

Come on, that's fuckin' funny.

Come on, Wilbo Faggins, let's go.

Come on, you are the vice president.

Come on, you being veep is the best thing that's ever happened to America.

Come on, you still working on that funny song about the new Speaker?

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come. You can bring a plus one.

Comedy songs are the mark of a douchebag.

Comes from POTUS, so...

Command A, hombre.

Communications is your job, Mike.

Compared to you, that Monet is a piece of shit.

Computer science. Math minor.

Congratulations.

Congressman Furlong called and he'd like some face time.

Congressman Furlong.

Congressman...

Consider me your well groomed dust bowl, my friend.

Cool it, kassi.

Cool the honey, bro. We're very busy.

Cool. I'll handle new media.

Could be Chung time.

Could go through all of my trash

Could this go to an impeachment vote?

Could you collate this for me very quickly?

Could you get her some water, please?

Could you get in touch

Could you just excuse us for one moment? Thank you so much.

Could you just not...

Could you just send that to me in an e mail or something?

Could you just shut it just for like two seconds?

Couldn't have put that better myself, sir.

Cut to the chase, Amy. I'm being overtaken by a banana.

Cut your face off and give it to the VP if you have to

Dale, I'm so sorry.

Damn right they are.

Dan is bored. Sue is looking for another job.

Dan, I owe 100 grand.

Dan, the vice president just walked through a glass door.

Dan, you can be shrimp.

Dance on.

Danny likes boxes.

Danny. Danny, hey.

Danteeksi, I need to apologize to you in advance

Danteeksi! Danteeksi!

DC District of Cunts.

DC's current go to place for these off the record meets.

Deal, boom. Party, boom.

Debt ceiling talks are on the verge of collapse,

Decorated veteran. President in waiting.

Deliberately bad jokes. It's kind of genius.

Depends on which channel you're watching.

Did Gary just text you?

Did I hear the VP scream?

Did I tell you my girlfriend came up with the eyebrow thing?

Did I?

Did my dad leave?

Did she know that one of the hostages was a spy

Did the president know that one of the hostages was CIA?

Did they just get that? Me being angry?

Did you borrow Selina's Miami Sunburst, Sue?

Did you get my...?

Did you give her any painkillers or...?

Did you hear what we said, Will?

Did you just furlough Gary and Mike when I was in the bathroom?

Did you just join this Pilates studio, Mr. Egan?

Did you know that I'm paying 65 grand a year to that school?