💬 The Office (2005)

A boat that set sail without two captains.

A book about Anthropologie, the store.

A bunch of us are going to get some drinks. You in?

A bunch of us are talking about happy hour.

A carp is both a fish and a term for complaining.

A chalupa and a tostada?

A clear conscience don't need no mercy.

A cuckold is a man whose woman is cheating on him.

A Do Not Mock list.

A girl like me is why a guy like you comes to a place like this.

A hell of a lot more than you, believe me.

A la Benjamin Button.

A lesser manager would have screwed this day up royally.

A limousine is something that a company sends

A lot of conference room meetings. Mmm hmm.

A lot of people think your Elvis voice is annoying.

A lot of the evidence seemed to be based on puns.

A lot of them would have dropped out,

A man definitely bought it for her recently,

A mistake has been made and we'll figure it out.

A murder, you say?

A nine.

A one on one lunch with Erin?

A place?

A poem. Oh, that I plagiarized, I think.

A quick trip south of the border to the great state of Illinois,

A recycling program for Earth Day,

A restful location.

A take a number option, like they have in a deli.

A teacher is someone who stands

A towel, some cocoa?

A two week training program at the Yale School of Management.

A uterus is different from a vagina. I still have a vagina.

A vacation day, and a nice tidy quarter of $1,000 from all of us.

A world where you truly can be anything you want.

A year after that, Recyclops really began to take shape.

A year?

A year.

A.k.a. Beatrix Bourbon, the person I most medium suspect.

About Julie?

About my sex life with Jim. (MICHAEL CLEARING THROAT)

About talking to the press? Uh, I do... No...

About the tallest guy in our office.

About this whole contract thing anymore.

About this whole thing going on with Sabre.

About time

About what happened earlier.

About what?

About what? A little. What are you talking about?

About you two hitting it off.

Above my pay grade.

Absolutely not! Like I said before,

Absolutely. I'll do that right now.

Absolutely. You know what? I'll do you one better.

According to the handbook, you could make more money

Actually you didn't. Not at all.

Actually, can you call Jim in? I want him on this. Please.

Actually, I am a fact checker.

Actually, I had two fish stick sandwiches.

Actually, I probably learn more from the losers.

Actually, I ran the numbers on this, and in this case,

Actually, I was thinking about clothes that I was just going to give to Goodwill anyway.

Actually, if you don't mind,

Actually, Kevin, you might like it.

Actually, that's Nick. He's your new IT guy.

Actually, yeah.

Actually, you know, I think maybe we'll go outside.

Adorable, right?

Adultery's a sin. Look it up in the Bible, people.

After his last breakup, he ate 40,000 calories in three hours.

After the whole drum line thing.

After you almost killed me?

After you, Mr. Scott.

Again with the cousin.

Again, that gives us no information.

Against Angela Noelle Martin.

Agreed.

Ah, Angelo!

Ah, I think we should just drop it.

Ah, well, maybe you should spy on him.

Ah, yes, the leads.

Ah!

Ah.

Airplane II.

Airplane ii.

Alan Brand who's the CEO of the company,

Alan will be out, too. All of us.

Alan, CEO.

ALAN: All right, guys.

ALAN: In these uncertain times,

ALAN: Thank you.

All cases are solved with logic.

All I've got to do is walk by Andy and go like this.

All of my numbers. All six of my numbers, okay?

All of the greatest loves of my life.

All of us?

All our Rolodex information into Outlook?

All over the office and placing hamsters inside of them.

All right, all right, you know what? I'm sick of this.

All right, and, you, this guy

All right, Andy, please.

All right, Dwight out!

All right, everyone wants a raise,

All right, good.

All right, guys, it's a workday, and you guys work here,

All right, he's on his way up. Okay, we ready?

All right, here we go. "Michael."

All right, hey, Michael, can you pick up for one second?

All right, I am looking forward to this.

All right, I'll take surface streets.

All right, in my defense...

All right, it's all yours. Only three tickets.

All right, just clear this up.

All right, let me get this cleared. Does everybody want a raise?

All right, Michael, you need to convince Jo to go easy on us.

All right, Papa Bear.

All right, relax. We can do it. We just did it.

All right, shall we? You know what?

All right, so I'll finish up on bulk pricing and then you go into delivery guarantees.

All right, sounds good. Okay.

All right, sweetie, I'll just tell her it's Michael.

All right, that is the number to beat.

All right, that's...

All right, this is gonna traumatize me

All right, this is just messed up.

All right, uh... Stan, you're up.

All right, well, I should go. Thanks for this.

All right! A plan it is.

All right! Let's conference room it up!

All right! Yeah!

All right?

All right? And besides, who doesn't tell their girlfriend

All right? And you... This guy.

All right.

All right. All right.

All right. All right. All right.

All right. Can you just... Is number...

All right. Come on, I'll take off my jacket

All right. Did he hit you? No.

All right. Do you mind if I sit this out?

All right. I am so proud of all of you.

All right. I came here today because I promised you tuition,

All right. I would like to cancel my reservation, please.

All right. Let's get started.

All right. No more meetings this week.

All right. So, why don't you just give me my share of the leads,

All right. Stan, you're up.

All right. Thanks a lot, David. Talk to you later...

All right. Then it's a date.

All right. Then we're back to cash.

All right. Who to pick?

All right. Wow.

All right. Yeah. But I work hard, I love this company,

All right. Yeah. Fine, so whatever.

All that does is help you shoot around things.

All that's just birthday information, Michael.

All the time I was thinking, "I'm sleeping with your wife."

All the time. Really?

All the way down.

All the way to pick me up in Scranton.

All those opposed? I don't think we need opposed.

All those who agree say "aye."

All you need is one scapegoat.

All your communication portals,

ALL: (SINGING) Call Michael and Stanley, Jim, Dwight, Creed

ALL: Aye.

ALL: Ciao.

ALL: Merry Christmas.

ALL: Mr. Scott! Mr. Scott! Mr. Scott!

ALL: Stanley! Stanley! Stanley!

ALL: Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! Stanley!

ALL: Yeah! Yeah!

ALL: Yes!

Alleged contract.

Alleged?

Almonds, clams, snails.

Also from the great state of Wisconsin, an aged Parmesan.

Also, I joined the gym. You'll be billed monthly.

Also, this should be accompanied by a monetary prize.

Also... Oh, God! What?

Although David Wallace said that we were the one branch

Although it has been chaotic lately.

Although, I get it.

Although, I may have to break it tonight,

Am I scared of getting hit in the face? No.

Am I the only one? TOBY: That's too far...

Am I the only person who enjoys people watching?

Am I too old to go here?

Am I worried that Jim and David are having a meeting without me?

Amazing, isn't it?

An age or month?

An Employee of the Month program?

An Xbox it is, because I've decided you're a good boy.

And and we pay 'em,

And a baby on the way? You must be so excited.

And a few other execs you don't know.

And a heart capable of feeling pain...

And a stern reminder via fax at 7:00 this morning,

And a very special shout out to the chair of the party planning committee,

And all y'all have congregated tonight for a meal

And also shouldn't be taking two hour lunches without telling me.

And also, I am co manager,

And Andy? You know... Come on. Andy, his butt looks big in those khakis.

And Angela and Phyllis, you are my grandmas.

And answering your question honestly,

And as of now, there is no differentiation

And as one of those idiots, I believe the board owes me answers.

And as your boss, I'm saying, we're not watching it.

And at some point, they're going to introduce me

And be a hero to all those little girls out there.

And become the next President Obama.

And being your boyfriend so much,

And broach pendants.

And by the way, I told her not to,

And change everything that people have been doing forever.

And change the numbers on payroll?

And children to die.

And congratulations,

And Darnell offers me three bucks.

And does not know how to wield it.

And doesn't count, so let's get started.

And doing things before you die. I don't know.

And don't call me honey.

And don't ride them. A lot of people try to ride them.

And don't say anything about it.

And don't sign your name to it, and nobody look.

And dumping her on her birthday?

And fixes all occurrences of,

And for the sales staff, a new fax machine.

And for those reasons I think I would make a good Employee of the Month.

And for what it's worth, I think your baby voice is tops.

And force him down to the ground

And frankly, the stuff that we're into isn't very condo appropriate.

And given up after two rejections?

And guess what you're not a photographer.

And guess what? I have four kids.

And have them assemble the data.

And he has a wonderful idea

And he is in charge of something.

And he only left because he had family matters to attend to,

And he... What?

And he's doing some terrible things. Okay?

And here's Pam.

And how many foremen do you know that pull boxes?

And how we feel is really sorry.

And I actually think that talk went really well.

And I am going on vacation next week to Cancún.

And I am going to call in a little favor.

And I am not robbing the cradle.

And I am not used to relationships going this well.

And I am rich and I never die.

And I barely have any responsibilities.

And I bring to you glad Christmas tidings.

And I can do anything that Michael can do.

And I can't help but look at all of your wonderful, beautiful faces

And I can't seem to find the column for shipping costs...

And I can't stay in a relationship

And I can't think of one.

And I decided to give Erin the 12 Days of Christmas.

And I didn't believe them.

And I didn't want to lose Pam.

And I didn't want to see them fall victim to the system.

And I do understand her reasoning.

And I don't know what to do. Okay, just relax.

And I don't see that from you.

And I don't support her choice to hit you.

And I don't think she's ever pooped in her life.

And I don't want to dig past a certain someone to get it.

And I don't want to tell the truth.

And I doubled my sales last month.

And I envy it, and I want it someday, but just in the future.

And I even went so far as to force Michael

And I feel like such a fool for thinking that Andy was only going after one girl,

And I found out too late that she was a copyeditor at the Trib.

And I got us reservations at Coopers Seafood. You like lobster?

And I gotta go home and I got to adjust it.

And I gotta say,

And I gotta take this bad attitude

And I had an offer from lvan Schotsky.

And I handle more of the day to day stuff.

And I hate drama, so... There you go.

And I have a feeling that you would've really,

And I have a hover car and a hover house.

And I have known some wonderful women.

And I have one for each of you.

And I hope you are as gracious during this next part.

And I just want to say that

And I know people expect it.

And I know that Michael's slammed, too,

And I learn. I absorb information

And I like it

And I love her. I also love her very much.

And I may have immediately started spreading the news

And I miss Holly.

And I must say that since we are a family business,

And I picked

And I sell the best damn printers and all in one machines Korea can make.

And I spilled my drink and they wouldn't give me a refill.

And I suggest that you bring a snack

And I talk to the host about it on the air.

And I think by the end,

And I think I want to go back to Sales.

And I think that you should all be proud of yourselves.

And I thought I'd break that glass ceiling

And I thought I'd break that glass ceiling.

And I vow to never

And I want kids.

And I want to pinch your tiny wiener.

And I want what I want. And right now I want a piece of cake.

And I want you to enjoy your cake

And I wanted one of those packages

And I wanted to return the favor.

And I wanted to see what I could do

And I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby,

And I was looking at the tapes,

And I was... In bed.

And I wasn't so sure, who had the vasectomy reversed?

And I will admit, best part of my morning is staring at it.

And I wouldn't dare waste mine.

And I'll just get all the other information the day of. I'll text you.

And I'll start making some calls?

And I'll watch him.

And I'm happy.

And I'm just trying to help, you know? So, you're the moron.

And I'm like, "I'll call this a deck if it'll make you happy,

And I'm like... I didn't even know.

And I'm making some cosmetic tweaks

And I'm not sure that there is,

And I'm pretty nervous about it,

And I'm sorry.

And I'm telling them you guys sexually harassed my sister.

And I'm wondering if perhaps those are a bit...

And I've condensed what I've learned into this chart.

And if he makes a joke, just laugh it up

And if I had a gun with two bullets,

And if that is not poetic justice,

And if that is not poetic justice, I don't know what is.

And if they said, "come down on 'em

And if they said, "Come down on them

And if they win, they are fired.

And if this line is any indication

And if you get stuck and you don't know what to do,

And if you want Michael as Santa, raise your hand.

And in Paris, it is rude for a woman to have less than four lovers.

And in this case, I think we are celebrating me.

And introduced us to a very close friend of his named Recyclops.

And it didn't change your mind?

And it involved you being promoted

And it is Erin's and my three week anniversary,

And it is not fair for us all to take the fall

And it is not fair for us all to take the fall for his big, stupid mouth.

And it is now a scientific fact that you are hungry.

And it looks like you're taking a dump.

And it really makes me self conscious about my voice.

And it really seems like it was you.

And it was either living with myself

And it was not hilarious. It was very, very terrifying.

And it wasn't Michael.

And it would be too short, and he'd look...

And it's 'cause of the economy.

And it's a total mind f'er.

And it's in the paper today, and it's online.

And it's online.

And it's still a little weird to get used to,

And it's this whole mess, and I don't know what to do.

And Jim.

And just drown in a sea of paperwork, but,

And just keep pressing and pressing,

And just to be sure, I asked her again afterward, same answer.

And Kevin Jefferson was distracted by a butterfly.

And kids don't respect the father who doesn't respect the boss.

And laughing at a hurtful parody video.

And let me tell you, I would so much rather play the part on stage.

And like I'm going to believe one of his spurned lovers.

And like I'm gonna believe one of his "spermed" lovers.

And like Sabre, it is from Florida, and it is good.

And lovers become sexually interactive, right?

And make one of them public apology recalls,

And many people consider that to be

And maybe heading for something bad?

And maybe I can just bring something different to the table.

And maybe, if you put in a little more

And meet me in the conference room.

And Michael and I are actually at the same level.

And Michael, you would focus on clients and big picture stuff.

And Mikela and Nikki and Jason and...

And most of that was just birds in my condo complex.

And Mother has very strict rules about

And my autobiography.

And my new favorite restaurant sucks.

And my parents pay my credit card bill.

And my wife is a runner, and it shows.

And never lets you do anything.

And not be bothered by bothering people.

And notice that your briefcase was a little worse for the wear,

And now coaching third base with two arms, two legs

And now he's probably going to get fired for it.

And now he's probably gonna get fired for it.

And now I get to do all this paperwork.

And now I got a branch manager

And now I have my own pilot's license.

And now I'm trying to make her anorexic.

And now we're gonna take that arm

And now your wish won't come true, so that blows.

And now,

And now, I'm not really sure what we do.

And now, I've got a branch manager

And obviously there's been some kind of a mistake,

And once in a while,

And once you sat on her lap

And one girl pushup.

And one of them is here with us today.

And our public parks and libraries are truly the best!

And Pam and Jim are my best friends, and our kids play together.

And paper. That's sort of secondary.

And Phyllis Hancock was still signing the Declaration,

And please call me before you cash the check,

And please don't throw these out.

And please, for both of our sakes,

And right now, we're in the midst of a passionate love affair.

And say, "Hi! You know those very valuable, expensive leads

And say, "Who's hungry?"

And say, "Wow, great job!" That's what it's about.

And sex. We had sex, too. That is right.

And she already knows and has done everything

And she asked you what you wanted,

And she is fine with it.

And she might be a murderer.

And she sees it on the way out. That's stupid.

And she wears pioneer women clothing,

And she's polished right up, back to her former glory.

And she's, like, three feet tall,

And sign a few forms. Okay.

And sit up on the stage with the board of directors.

And sit with it, see how it feels?

And skydiving, and bungee jumping.

And some of them still think that I'm the IT guy.

And something went missing, she'd ask one question

And something went missing, she'd ask one question,

And Stanley, you're our mailman.

And Stanley, you've been very good this year.

And start talking to myself to confuse other people.

And stick 'em in your eye sockets.

And stick them in your eye sockets.

And stop having these stupid meetings.

And Suck It is one of them.

And take a big old spoonful of birthday lunch medicine.

And teach inner city kids about computers.

And tell you that no one's gonna go along with this.

And tense my stomach and you just...

And that is a gift.

And that is that I will not be able to pay for anybody's tuition.

And that is the watch that you are going to wear?

And that is why I am having Andy

And that makes me happy.

And that needs to be straight as an arrow.

And that string is attached from my heart to your mean attitude.

And that was better, much better.

And that would be a display

And that you are sorry for being such a jerk?

And that you were sleeping with her.

And that... That, my friend, changes everything.

And that's 35% higher than the rest of the school,

And that's all.

And that's how you broke your ankle?

And that's it.

And that's one suit Phyllis cannot fit into.

And that's straight from corporate, so...

And the 20 little conversations that I have with Stanley.

And the 20 little scans I do of everybody

And the article cuts off.

And the back of the printer started smoking

And the best part is, is that I get a business stipend

And the best way to access those courses

And the caption would read...

And the Count counts numbers.

And the Count! Nailed him. Nailed him! Good work, Cookie Monster.

And the crowd goes wild.

And the crowd is going crazy and boom, I emerge victorious!

And the dumping of properties and...

And the enemy of my enemy is my friend, so Jim is actually my friend.

And the figure to do the job well.

And the gift that you gave me.

And the guy was like, "Who are your five friends?"

And the heat from the backup generator keeps it nice and warm.

And the longer you put it off, the worse it's gonna get.

And the other one will be a manager.

And the Pink Panther movie in his office.

And the reason you are here is that I need ideas

And the salesmen are letting it go to their heads.

And the seats go all the way down.

And the short term problem is the company

And the third time, I did it out of spite.

And the way I manage people is that I touch their hearts and souls

And the winner is employee number nine, and that is...

And then flip him over and then put him in a hammerlock and he's gasping.

And then her shirt gets, you know...

And then I call froggy 98.7, their request line,

And then I call Froggy 98.7, their request line.

And then I find out that one of my best ones did.

And then I met Helene, and she is great,

And then I thought maybe by the time I was 40,

And then I will say, "Well, we're sort of on thin ice."

And then it needed a second Santa. And then it needed a Jesus.

And then Jim would be promoted to your position.

And then just doesn't come through like that?

And then Michael Scott turns and waves to the crowd.

And then my last job was at a Taco Bell Express,

And then propose a toast. Here we go.

And then she looks at me, then she looks at the image,

And then the paper tray caught on fire.

And then the two of us are cleaning house

And then there are the time wasting sites like Twitter, YouTube.

And then they said the most ridiculous thing about Anderson Cooper,

And then we'll all confess once we know our jobs are safe.

And then we'll switch.

And then we're going to answer more questions.

And then when you said you definitely didn't want to have kids?

And then you stopped at the bar on the way back?

And then you tried to choke me with my shoelace.

And then you went too far.

And then, after he spoke with you,

And then, I think I'm going to go to the garlic festival.

And then, Michael announced to everybody that,

And then, when you said that you might want to have kids,

And there are women... Who wants Phyllis as Santa?

And there were only, like, 12 minutes

And there were only, like, 12 minutes that I felt was worth taping.

And there would be a line around the block,

And there's going to be a picture of me on the cover shrugging

And there's information in there about directions and lodging.

And these are those seconds. Let us storm his castle.

And they always screw up your order, so I'm...

And they are going to clean house.

And they could have just gone and talked to her?

And they need a lot of help down there.

And they went well, and there will probably be more.

And they were right.

And they'd make a Barbie out of me.

And think, "How could they do this to us?"

And this brings us to you, little one.

And this is my dinner on your face, I'm keeping it.

And this is nothing like that.

And this is the only way I can sell it upstairs.

And this tiny sliver here is critical thinking.

And this was after I had no other recourse

And this was taken the same night.

And those names are Amber, Milky Way, Dianne and Lumpy.

And those of you who don't,

And thought I'd come by and say...

And thoughts and makes decisions,

And to King Angela.

And to King Meredith!

And to you.

And Truman Capote and I slept with three of the same guys.

And tuition is very valuable.

And vowed to destroy the planet he once loved.

And watch my clip 11 times.

And we also thought he might have been a terrorist.

And we are poised to come through this

And we are so excited about this merger.

And we didn't find anything on your computer.

And we have decided to promote Jim to the position of co manager.

And we have to go.

And we just don't want all the drama. Exactly.

And we keep 'em happy,

And we make 'em sit next to all the people they screwed over.

And we make them sit next to all the people they screwed over.

And we need bodies in both these rooms, people.

And we pay them,

And we screwed. Whoops! TMI! (PEOPLE GROANING)

And we talked at Christmas,

And we will not come out until we do.

And we'd like to offer you 15% off your first purchase

And we'll move on.

And we're all just little tiny specks of dust.

And we're going to come back with a plan.

And we're going to start selling printers.

And we're having problems paying the people

And we're headed for bankruptcy!

And we're supposed to applaud you

And weirdly, I'm a good dog person, right, guys?

And what about Jim?

And what designing woman are you basing that on?

And what if he comes at you with the other hand?

And what part of the human body

And what your alibi is.

And when you fell in, did you flounder?

And when you're done, you can watch me shred them.

And whoever comes up with the best idea gets a $50 gift certificate

And whoever would like a brand new scanner

And within each clue is a lesson.

And you and you and you and you... Car seats eight.

And you are attacked by Triads.

And you are to keep your personal issues out of it.

And you can expect the same thing from everyone in this office

And you can take that to the bank!

And you definitely can't fit into a size two.

And you did a heck of a lot more than kiss.

And you don't.

And you guys are okay with this?

And you happen to be visiting the Lackawanna Trolley Museum,

And you have lived a great life,

And you just can't for some reason.

And you keep your shoulder down.

And you kind of throw out the arm.

And you know what, I came up with something

And you like lame things.

And you might not like how I find it.

And you said that you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did I do?

And you thought that might have something

And you want to take that away from me, fine.

And you, unfortunately, have already completed

And you're already lining up your holiday plans.

And you're going to have to stay late for more sensitivity training, so.

And you're gonna make sure Michael tells the truth.

And you're invited, and you, and you,

And you're mad at all of them...

And you're not equipped for espionage. I'm equipped...

And your butt, and your butt, and your butt. All of Scranton branch butts.

And your cold robot heart.

And your makeup and your press on nails,

And your schedule moves around a lot,

And, if I can be crass, makes babies,

And, limo lady,

And, of course, in this version,

And, oh, Jim.

And, quite honestly, the women.

And, yes, I'm talking about you three in this desk clump right here.

And, you know, make your own salads.

And..

Andy bought lunch.

Andy is complicating things.

Andy plays the banjo.

Andy revealed himself to be a double agent,

Andy, can I talk to you for a second?

Andy, she's not the easiest person in the world to have a conversation with.

Andy, was this you?

Andy, whoa! Thank you very much.

ANDY: And stay out. Bye bye.

ANDY: And? You did it.

ANDY: Get over here. Oh, my God. All right.

ANDY: Great game, Coach. Shh.

ANDY: How may I be of service to you?

ANDY: I do.

ANDY: I just want to go on record as saying

ANDY: Is that right? DWIGHT: Observe.

ANDY: It's Sabre. Oh. Of course.

ANDY: Look, I didn't want houses and schools

ANDY: Michael Scott... Security guard.

ANDY: No secret crying.

ANDY: Oh, no way! Yeah!

ANDY: Okay.

ANDY: So unfair.

ANDY: Sometimes telling someone something is hard.

ANDY: Specific shout out.

ANDY: This is your big day. Come on.

ANDY: Three, four...

ANDY: Twenty five! PHYLLIS: Come on!

ANDY: Valentine's Day. Right around the corner.

ANDY: What movie? Black Snake Moan?

ANDY: When? When did he tell you, today?

ANDY: Who cares?

ANDY: Yeah, that works.

ANDY: Yeah. PHYLLIS: I don't know about this.

ANDY: You are kidding me

Andy?

Andy? Hey.

Angela versus Isabel. Height, advantage Isabel.

Angela, this is inappropriate.

Angela, yes, lend Oscar a cup of sugar.

ANGELA: Amen.

ANGELA: But I do not understand.

ANGELA: It does!

ANGELA: Michael, you cannot just keep avoiding us like this.

ANGELA: Thank you. ERIC: Thank you.

ANGELA: Well, it better work. DWIGHT: Lt'll work.

ANGELA: What did you do to yourself?

ANGELA: What? KEVIN: What?

ANGELA: Yeah. Pathetic.

Angela! Not here!

Angela.

Angela. Thank you.

Angry.

Another bright spot in the Dunder Mifflin landscape,

Another cloudy gray afternoon

Another guy from Dunder Mifflin, Arnie from Research,

Another pro and con list? I'm going to kill myself.

Any brothers or sisters?

Anybody could have walked in.

Anybody else? Who else has an idea?

Anybody want to share?

Anybody? Yes, a bunch of you. Okay.

Anyone up for some hoops? Yeah. Hoops!

Anyone who does more than 25 pushups...

Anyone who talked to the press, please raise your hand.

Anything else? Nope.

Anything that Jim has to say to me,

Anything you put on this list, you cannot be teased about.

Anytime you say something, it means you're declaring.

Anyway, the question is,

Anyway, we also have a special on envelopes...

Apache persuasion hold, that's the hell.

Apparently, there are allegations

Apparently.

Approximately 300 sheets in. So far no signs of distress.

Are in the car waiting, so I thought I'd...

Are the 20 little trips I take to the cooler,

Are the same ones that have made Lady Gaga a star.

Are there any outstanding liability issues to be aware of?

Are there any questions?

Are we getting a raise, yes or no?

Are we going someplace far away?

Are we idiots?

The Office (2005) - Season 6
The Office (2005) - Season 6: A Rollercoaster of Hilarity and Heartbreak The Office, which originally aired from 2005 to 2013, is a mockumentary-style sitcom that follows the daily lives of the employees at Dunder Mifflin, a paper distribution company. Season 6 of this beloved series showcases the continued comedic brilliance and bittersweet moments that have made the show a timeless classic. The cast of The Office truly brings the show to life with their impeccable comedic timing and remarkable chemistry. Steve Carell leads the ensemble as the bumbling yet endearing regional manager, Michael Scott. Rainn Wilson delivers scene-stealing performances as the eccentric and power-hungry Dwight Schrute. John Krasinski, Jenna Fischer, Mindy Kaling, Ed Helms, and B.J. Novak also contribute to the hilarity with their remarkable portrayals of beloved characters. Season 6 of The Office introduces some fresh faces to the mix, adding new dynamics and storylines to the show. Amy Ryan joins the cast as Holly Flax, a love interest for Michael Scott, sparking a heartwarming and comical on-screen romance. Idris Elba lends his talents as Charles Miner, the imposing new Vice President of Northeast Sales, clashing with the Dunder Mifflin employees and ruffling their feathers. Throughout Season 6, viewers are taken on a rollercoaster ride of laughter and heartbreak. The season's opening episode, "Gossip," sets the tone with a rumor sparked by Michael that spirals out of control, leading to hilariously chaotic situations. Moments of hilarity are further amplified in episodes like "Niagara," where Jim and Pam's long-awaited wedding takes place, showcasing both heartwarming moments and comedic mishaps. The office dynamics evolve in Season 6, creating unexpected friendships and conflicts. Jim and Pam's relationship faces some challenges, testing their commitment and love for each other. Meanwhile, Dwight's relentless pursuit of power pushes his coworkers to their limits. And the chaotic yet lovable Kevin unexpectedly finds love in an unconventional way. One of the standout episodes of Season 6 is "Sabre," where Dunder Mifflin is acquired by the multinational corporation Sabre. The introduction of Sabre brings a slew of changes to the office, including new technology and policies that both challenge and amuse the employees. The episode perfectly balances witty humor with the underlying theme of corporate bureaucracy. The finale episode of Season 6, "Whistleblower," leaves viewers on a cliffhanger, promising more drama and laughter to come in future seasons. This season showcases the razor-sharp writing and memorable performances that have made The Office a cultural phenomenon. To fully immerse yourself in the world of The Office (2005) - Season 6, you can enjoy the sounds and music that accompany the show. From the iconic opening theme to the hilarious ringtone of Dwight's phone, these sounds have become synonymous with the show's memorable moments. You can easily play and download these sounds here, allowing you to reminisce about your favorite scenes and quotes from the series. With its blend of sharp wit and heartfelt moments, Season 6 of The Office captures the essence of what makes the show so beloved. Whether it's the absurd office pranks or the endearing relationships between characters, this season is a testament to the show's enduring legacy. So sit back, relax, and let The Office (2005) - Season 6 take you on a laughter-filled journey through the halls of Dunder Mifflin.
List of sound clips on this page:

To get the most from this site, please enable JavaScript.

You Might Also Like:

Kevin Malone Pissed Office Manager Wallace and Gromit, Curse of the Wererab… 💬 Pumpkin TTS Computer AI Voice Damian Green Everybody Loves Raymond (1996) Season 9 💬 Melora Hardin TTS Computer AI Voice Dwight Schrute 💬 Casey Dressler Comedy TTS Computer AI Vo… The Office (2005) Season 8 The Office Season 6 Pat McFadden Michael Gove Brexit 💬 Santa on Cameo TTS Computer AI Voice The Office (2005) Season 9