Salesman Ryan Soundboard Edit

About how many days of the week do you suffer with irritation?

Agent number 1

Agent number 2

Alright

And about how long has this been going on for you now?

And your name is?

Are you married or anything?

Because it works

California

Chronic feminine discomfort 1

Chronic feminine discomfort 2

For quality purposes, this is clearly a prank call - disconnecting

Great

Has this been affecting your love life at all?

Have you ever tired any other products without finding relief?

Healthcare professionals recommended for daily use

Hello 1

Hello 2

How's the weather in California right now?

Huh?

I actually don't know your phone number

I am Ryan

I am very glad that you have called today

I can give you my agent number

I can only imagine how frustrating that must be for you 1

I can only imagine how frustrating that must be for you 2

I didn't call you, you called me

I didn't hear that, you're kinda breaking up a little bit

I have learned from a lot of woman about menopause

I live in Maine and you said you're California so

I work for the confidential order line 1

I work for the confidential order line 2

I'm from the good old state of Maine

I'm hearing some very odd screming in the background

I'm in Maine

I'm not allowed to give out my last name

I'm very sorry

I'm very sorry that you have been dealing with this

I'm very very sorry to hear that

In fact, ninety percent of the women in our study - love lives

Is everything, is everything okay over there?

It is very easy to use, non-greasy and fast absorbant

Jesus

Just making sure there, okay

Laugh

Maine

Maurel

Me?

My life, I've been just working a lot - that's really all that's been going on

My mother lives in Maine just like I do

My name is Ryan

No 1

No 2

No 3

No 4

No, this is not Jesus

Now I do want to let you know - available without prescription

Now umm

Oh wow

Okay 1

Okay 2

Okay 3

Okay 4

Okay, okay

On a scare of one to ten, what would you say your pain is on a daily basis 1?

On a scare of one to ten, what would you say your pain is on a daily basis 2?

Plus we're including a free travel size along with your order just for calling

Right off the coast in lobster and snow country - very bad winter

Ryan

Ryan Maurel

Sensitive gentital skin

So are you dealing with any vaginal discomfort?

So how many days of the week do you normally suffer with this?

So I'm going to be disconnecting the call

So what's your name?

So you've explained to me that the pain level is very high

Sorry

Stuttering

Thank you for calling - Order line intro

The confidential order line

The properties of these components - sensitive genital skin

The seven secrets to restoring intamacy after menopause

There's no possible way you could be my mother

This could be caused by many different reasons

This is a formulated mix of soothing components

Uhh

Umm

Vaginal discomfort

Way up in the northeast underneath Canada

We already went over this

We can still help you out with chronic feminine discomfort

We're trying to get you the help the you need for discomfort

Wha what's going on?

What now?

Where are you from?

Why?

Will you be paying by credit card today?

With our thirty day money back guarantee - shipping and processing

Yes 1

Yes 2

You said what now?

You said you have been dealing with vaginal discomfort for a long time now

You're definitely not my mother